DRUNK IDIOT LOSES $300,000 IN TEN MINUTES
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2017
- It's time to face the music. Today we're looking at my final 3 hands on Poker Night In America, in which I lost a large sum of money while inbibing a few too many cocktails. But were these plays fundamentally unsound? Could I have made better decisions with a more clear state of mind? Let's get our hands dirty in a special Poker Hands post-mortem.
Check out Poker Night In America's website: www.pokernight.com/
As always, Doug breaks down each street of action. Poker Hands is the show where Doug analyzes live poker hands from tv poker shows such as Poker After Dark, EPT (European Poker Tour), High Stakes Poker, the World Series of Poker (WSOP), the Aussie Millions, WPT (World Poker Tour) the Big One For One Drop, and the PCA (Pokerstars Carribean Adventure). He especially enjoys reviewing hands by popular high stakes pros like Viktor "Isildur" Blom, Fedor Holz, Dan Cates (Jungleman), Tom "Durrrr" Dwan, Phil Ivey, and Daniel Negreanu.
There was no alcohol involved in this $979,600 pot, but it does involve my favorite hand, pocket ACES. It's a crazy one, check it out: ruclips.net/video/KfHQ74pYR6g/видео.html
I wanna see Tom Dwan on the show.
Does PokerNight offer a free trial to see if it's even worth paying for a subscription? Jw
Doug Polk Poker LMFAO, nice one doug
What kind of Scotch?
Doug Polk Poker How about Phil Ivey as a guest?
Doug your Clickbait range is so balanced
lol
hahaha true
Superpasi7 top 10 comment
Ifoldthenuts top comment actually
Superpasi7
He always "checks" it so he is not exploitable.
"The turn comes a king, which saves me a BMW 7 series" - incredible...
Laberge I fucking died bro 😂😂
I was just thinking right before he said that that these guys are tossing cars in the pot. “I’ll bet a Honda Accord. “ “I’ll raise you a BMW. “ “I’m all in for a Lambo. “
I paused the video when i heard that, had to take a moment to take in and appreciate that
Haha love that the Scotch (maybe?) bottle in the background was full at the beginning of the video and nearly empty by the end.
Jimmy Levy yeah crazy
Finished video, confirmed Scotch.
Macallan 12
LOL, I of course noticed he was acting drunk, but I didn't notice that bottle until afterwards. Very well done video!
This guy gets it
When you realize Doug just happily plays around with the equivalent of your life's savings while drunk.
Way more then most people's lifes savings
300k life savings!?!?! no.
Id say 100000x my savings, but cant multiply by 0
@@chieffanLJ27 you can multiply by zero, you just can't divide by it
@@BasedNeptune but it doesnr amount to what he blew
"KJ offsuit! ON YOUR BIKE! GET OUT!" Tony G
I tell everyone never overplay king jack
"BRING ON THE RUSSIANS!"
@@darrenschermuly4790 ahahahahahah xD
Personally, I always drink when I'm playing poker. It's all about finding that sweet spot where you're not all hammered, but got a good solid buzz going.
Did you at least get to open a chest after these hands?
😆
Gold
2:36 This deadpan delivery of the gargoyle line is comedy gold
"Polk is glowering like a gargoyle across the table..."
Glowering?
Yeah. Public school education letting you down?
Rule # 1 in poker: always play in games with drunks ! You'll always be +EV !!!
Rule # 2 in poker: don't be drunk...
😂😂
Yeah..I think Scotty Nguyen was the only guy I see win shitfaced
"The turn comes offsuit King, which saves me a BMW 7 Series"
LOL
I enjoy how the quantity in the Macallan bottle in the background changes appreciably from the second hand to the third.
Brilliant video! Really appreciate your transparency / honesty! The humour was so good too :) ty dude!
Bad Reg
Talked to him like 30 minutes after this happened. He was still kinda chuckling at himself. Legend.
Doug let me give you some advice...see the thing is gambling+alcohol is the same as women+alcohol...when you use them separately it can be a lot of fun, but if you mix them together they turn you into a dumbass. Have a good one…cheers.
dude you're hilarious I noticed the depleting scotch bottle before throughout the segment, subtle and hilarious
Ya know I gotta say Doug, being a full time player, I love how you show and talk about your great and, I won't say badly played hands but bad timing hands. I think it is great that you show players new and old your whole game. Unlike some who only show off their best, I love how your open about your game. Love your videos. Keep it up. On your poker fighting video where Daniel N was talking about his brother and the threats.. well I can say I won't be able to help you there but if you ever have a problem with the cards..... me and my scissors got your back :p
That "ESPN 8 The Ocho" comment was the best of the episode! Seconded by your self "drunk" trolling at the end. Solid episode.
While Polk becomes drunk, the sharks are laughing along side with him. But in their hearts, there is evil brooding.
Isaiah 55:1-13 spooky
Change your name to Ray Finkle because that was a punt!
Spoiler Finkle is Einhorn.
Your gun is sticking into my hip.
HEMROIDS
LACES OUT!
Gag. Retch. Gah
That's entertaining Doug this definitely confirm you're not as egotistic as I and many viewers believe you are. It's good to see this humbling side of you. Not afraid to show your mistakes/bad plays👍
Jason Mercier didnt lose 300k...
must be an average reg then
#PrayForDoug ..... (03:25)
The setup for this video was amazing! I was wondering why there was a random bottle of Scotch sitting there in the other vids.
Lmaooooo this is the best video you have made Doug!!!
I really enjoy that you only pop that box up in the corner when you're adding commentary. Makes it easy to skip over.
16:45 What is he talking about? Two overs to his 10? Did he make a mistake or is the display wrong that the guy has two pair?
I don't think you should take too much of anything he says in this video too seriously ;)
liem nguyen he was asking about that commentator from poker night in america and he for sure wasn't paying attention to the kicker of that pair of tens
yeah confused tf out of me
My favorite Doug video of all time.
Wow Vanessa I thought you would have learned after that J7 hand not to spew away money and now you're doing it again?
LMAO! Always looking for these comments.
Just subbed. I really enjoyed the vlog. Love a drunk guy with money at the table
This dude has the best sense of humor. Pure genious
I am going to miss these! Hilarious!
4:50 The King saved you...a 8 comes and there’re fireworks !! 😂
He called my raise with Q8 offsuit honey!
I hate when you're running good all night, and then have a few drinks near the end of your session to celebrate how awesome you are, and then get carried away...into being felted.
thanks for sharing, another great vid! On that last hand I think it is very player dependant. From watching Calderaro before with Berkey and few others- he plays very ABC, never gets out of line and made some nitty folds pre/post. From that I would think his range is face up to premium hands even on the button. Turning KJ into a bluff against a rock is very optimistic. Seems like a standard fold in smaller stakes cash game given stack sizes. Folding is not as fun and you always make poker shows great with action so cheers! ;)
PODCAST WITH ISILDUR!!! LOVE YOU BRO
you crack me up dude, love your videos!
Epic Vid! Nice acting there @Doug Polk. For a second I was worried about your consumption behaviour :P
Love the title,Doug is so fckn cut out to do this Utube stuff,i think he found his true calling!!!
You know what's sad Doug I was on two plus two in 1999 and I am still not a winning player. However your analysis has opened my eyes on how to think about ranges and apply them you've helped me more than any book I've read and I read like 9 of them
love that the whiskey is almost empty. love the details Polk
Hey Doug i don't think its a good idea drinking that bottle behind ya while doing the vid big guy 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂. but your still the man!
Every time I have a bad losing session I rewatch this video
Loved your interview with Hellmuth and would love to see you talk to some more old school pros. Ted Forrest or Mike Sexton maybe?
Great honest vlog,well played.
Hahahaha, that whisky bottle in the background has gone down a fair bit!
Holy shit, best Polker Hands ever. Please do this exact thing again soon.
This may be my favorite video to date. Not because you got stung, but because it shows sane logic filtered through an alcohol induced brain and ultimately fails. I wish there were card cams for every Last Hand I've played while drinking or stone sober that made all the sense in the world to me at the time, but retrospectively I could've, nay SHOULD'VE, gotten out of the way post flop.
I laughed to tears Doug, great one xDDDD
Doug I would love you to breakdown your chain of thinking in the AA vs Brian Rast at after dark
Did no one notice the whisky-bottle in the background getting emptier and emptier troughout the video? GG polk! :D
"You could have it straight here or on the rocks, both options are fine with me." -Doug
Did you pass out after this video?? Lol
Lol.. u got me... Lol
Nice analysis Doug but what do you think of this variation: 13 Be4 g6 14 d5 and then knight captures on c3? Black should be up a pawn with pressure on the queenside rook. Would love to hear your thoughts and keep up the great videos!
I am seriously impressed that you manage to remember what was going through your head while you were as drunk as a fish.
Love the drunk style delivery
That MaCallan bottle seems a bit low at the end of the video...
That youtube money has got Doug Carried away.
Anyone notice his whiskey in the background gets lower at the end of the video haha nice touch
Lmao the photo of you in begging is hysterical
I would like to see you do a podcast with Phil Galfond. He's one of the best players around, and he was one of the biggest winners in the Full Tilt and Stars nosebleed era. Bring him on and let's find out how his online poker venture is going.
It’s so funny watching the video cut to ur analysis and seeing how far the bottle went down in the background
Ah wow just saw the last couple secs lol
haha 😂 im like one minute in and im rolling for almost no reason I FUCKIN LOVE THIS CHANNEL! good luck against dwan doug! keep it up bro
ahh the fuckin live chat when u had 10's 🤣🤣🤣
hahahahaha youre explaining means nothing pokers such a mindfuck lmfao
oh wow im
the biggest fish in the world i thought YOU had 10's and was waiting for u to get runner runnered 🙃
Tx bro for the vid. I know it's schadenfreude but I've lost a lot over these years playing drunk poker. Sorry for your loss but it did make me feel a bit happy that pros like you too make such mistakes. Btw love you man
Keep up the daily doug
The Story Told by the Bottle in the Background is what got me!
Watch the right side of the screen in his feed!
Polk glaring like a gargoyle... I died
Get this out of my reccomended. I want more Postle hands
I was wondering when you were going to get into that bottle on the end table. ;-)
That bottle of Macallan 12 in background gets more empty on every time Doug comes back on screen lol....If he does that on purpose and is acting well done Doug great acting lol
I like how you tell this story about being drunk and in the background you have a bottle of Scotch or whiskey that began a full bottle and as the video progress it gets more and more empty and you get more and more drunk, again.
Get Vanessa Selbst on the podcast.
lesception
would you think he looks like vanessa.. I do
You'll never see Vanessa and Doug at the same time. think about it.
Your most accurate description of a video ever
No doug, spew started on KJ hand, also nice touch with empty botle on the end i like it.
Did Mercier say anything about the Bad Reg shirt?
Louis Whyte Polk was wearing an "AVG REG" shirt
Lmao still a little drunk Doug?
I like it.
glaring like a gargoyle...damn rough times Doug
Notice how that bottle is almost empty lol
it get more and more empty as the vid goes on! lmao
Mark herbert he’s faking it big time
welcome back Doug!
greatest moment of your channel doug 3:06
A lot of alcohol involved in your description too haha
hey is Tonkaaa still with upswing? I don't see him on the site
@9:47 A phrase No Woman ever said to Me haha
The footage and commentary get so weird at the end! First they miss the 2 pair, then they announce that Doug's all-in and the other guy called. Then the other guy shows his cards then watches the river as if he was all-in? Was the money graphics wrong and Doug's turn bet had the other guy covered? But it looks like Doug snap folds his cards before river... Confusing!
I believe he said call and tables his cards for some ungodly reason. Drunk Doug shooting for that one outer
So drunk by the end of this vid, you can see the whisky level in the bottle deplete as it goes on haha. Still love my boy Dougie though!
How do you play on playpoker if you dont live in New Jersey?
The scotch bottle though 😂
LMAO! I love your honesty.
Freedman looks like a blown up Norman Chad
I've only watched the beginning of this before and just noticed the scotch bottle slowly decreasing throughout the video when he goes all drunktard hahaha.... then the shoutout at the end of the video about it. Classic Doug your the man.
Hey Doug, I'd love to see a podcast with Isaac Haxton as a guest! Would be cool to hear about HSNL games on FTP from back in the day compared to games live and online now
Adam27X no! I can't stand his fucking voice...
Doug, huge fan..just curious, at any point during this cash game did you and Mercier have any words for each other? "Bad reg" wasn't mentioned to him while being this intoxicated? 😂
Doug Polk is growing on me. Great attitude.
Hey guys Drunk Polk here! Love this video
sock game is strong in this one Doug
I love that his alcohol in the background slowly gets lower xD
Isaac Frank literally crushed the whole bottle lmao
I like when Doug says he hopes to get action from behind. 1:20