{YTP} ~ (Prolly) Troblems

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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025

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  • @DaThings
    @DaThings  Год назад +204

    Extended version of the Bop-It outro song:
    ruclips.net/video/PdvfAIR13RU/видео.html

  • @NathanTheMan
    @NathanTheMan 2 года назад +1145

    I was not prepared for “That chair could be the next bench”

  • @Saltydkdan
    @Saltydkdan 2 года назад +4017

    I NEVER SAID ANY IF THESE THINGS (fucking amazing video)

    • @e5858
      @e5858 2 года назад +141

      That’s how you know it’s good

    • @shitpostgrotto2982
      @shitpostgrotto2982 2 года назад +389

      I'm sorry man, we have the evidence right here. You'll be going to mega jail for killing 5 cents 😞

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 2 года назад +158

      I respect the raw chutzpah it takes to lie to thousands of people when they’ve just seen the smoking gun, but that won’t save you from the chair, Dan (the chair’s about to get crushed by a trolley)

    • @mousermind
      @mousermind 2 года назад +21

      *OF

    • @tristenbailey8442
      @tristenbailey8442 2 года назад +20

      naw dawg, you had your chance. to the shadow realm with you! lololol

  • @trashhuman3977
    @trashhuman3977 2 года назад +436

    "If I was Anakin I would sacrifice as many children and younglings as possible" JHGHGHSDSDSGGFFDDSF

  • @Circuitssmith
    @Circuitssmith 2 года назад +1381

    High-production value YTPs where you don’t know what’s real are recreational insanity.

  • @AKHTS
    @AKHTS 2 года назад +710

    The younglings joke... The "Sorry, Ross" comeback... That wurtz joke... "Nyan lives"... So many belly laughs out of that one

    • @theotherther1
      @theotherther1 2 года назад +1

      Watching this the first time is like watching The Big Lebowski for the first time. You'd howl at every joke if you could but the other jokes come so fast that you'd miss everything.
      I hope DaThings's next YTP will let us see what happens when you fuck the trolley in the ass.

  • @peteagrees
    @peteagrees 2 года назад +591

    Bill Wurtz makes the trolley problem all too real

  • @jermainereyem7635
    @jermainereyem7635 2 года назад +382

    The Original Cop being a Wild West Sheriff is so genius

    • @BigDaddy-je2nq
      @BigDaddy-je2nq 4 месяца назад +1

      It should’ve been a British with the long fuzzy hat

    • @saagabragi6938
      @saagabragi6938 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@BigDaddy-je2nq
      Fuzzy??
      You're confusing the bobbies and the palace guards....

  • @QuicklimeTime
    @QuicklimeTime 2 года назад +215

    "I'm sorry, Ross"
    _(Lights cigarette)_ Now. There's a line I haven't heard in a ytp for a looooong time...

    • @maxsync183
      @maxsync183 2 года назад +8

      can you imagine if humanity spends thousands of years and uncountablly trillions of monies to find life in the universe and they find absolutely nothing except for a rock on a planet in andromeda with the words "I'm sorry, Ross" inscribed on it lol

    • @abitofabitofabit4404
      @abitofabitofabit4404 2 года назад +31

      @@maxsync183 SORRYЯЯOƧ

    • @rydellgrimes
      @rydellgrimes Год назад +8

      I am but a humble man asking for the origin and background of this particular meme

    • @HouseOfFunQM
      @HouseOfFunQM 6 месяцев назад

      I’m SoS

    • @BigDaddy-je2nq
      @BigDaddy-je2nq 4 месяца назад

      @@maxsync183 Crash the economy to look for whatever wrote that only for Ross from friends to admit to using his godly powers to become space Jesus and commit universal genocide before he created humanity out of loneliness

  • @ArsonBoy5996
    @ArsonBoy5996 2 года назад +357

    Never thought I'd see ol' Salty boy get the Dathings treatment. Another classic added to the collection!

    • @Core_Of_The_Void
      @Core_Of_The_Void Год назад +2

      I like your optimism, Steve McRoundGoggles my man!

  • @John_Demarco
    @John_Demarco 2 года назад +310

    "Sorry Ross." Was that a 9-year callback? Well played!

  • @zednotdead
    @zednotdead 2 года назад +111

    I'm absolutely cackling at Derek just screaming "PULP! PULP!!!"

  • @ImpendingRiot83
    @ImpendingRiot83 2 года назад +247

    I feel nothing for the sacrifice of the evil and _evil_ and *_maniacal_* Ross. Hopefully the people of Corn Area will breathe a little easier knowing he can never return.

  • @sentientblender
    @sentientblender 2 года назад +221

    I swear you’ve ascended to a higher dimension of humor, this is incredible

  • @cherrycheetos
    @cherrycheetos 2 года назад +89

    i think calling gerbert a lot of names and then running him over with a trolley is something everyone can relate to

  • @Vegas242
    @Vegas242 2 года назад +118

    Are there troblems in this one? Prolly

    • @Vegas242
      @Vegas242 2 года назад +5

      Also Ellie I love the updated profile picture it looks cute!

  • @tranquility6789
    @tranquility6789 2 года назад +63

    3:35 unfathomably based

  • @DuckInGameStop
    @DuckInGameStop 5 месяцев назад +10

    approximately once a month, the phrase "I'm saucy diggity dan" pops into my mind again and I have to come back and watch this video again

  • @eggsbox
    @eggsbox 2 года назад +75

    A TROLLEY HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY
    edit: *OH GOOD IT'S FINE! :)*

  • @MortalAnonymous
    @MortalAnonymous 2 года назад +62

    'Salty tubers' is an insanely endearing way to reference fries. Possibly also chips. Tho if we're in England they'd be the same thing so the charm still stands!

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP Год назад +1

      Except for the people who call worms “tubers” ew

    • @MortalAnonymous
      @MortalAnonymous Год назад +2

      @@BinglesP Well to be fair, I've never heard that term for worms in my life. But I would feel very bad for them if they were salted.

  • @whodohoodoo
    @whodohoodoo 2 года назад +97

    SaucyDiggityDan had to make some impossible decisions. . . but I'm glad he chose to save the chair🪑☺️✨

  • @ocdkirby
    @ocdkirby 2 года назад +114

    That end card song is masterful. No single mashup has made me angrier than All About That Technologic

  • @undefinedmayhem7045
    @undefinedmayhem7045 Год назад +23

    How noble of you to give him a redo on the one regarding his life savings at 2:56

  • @danielalvesldiniz
    @danielalvesldiniz 2 года назад +92

    whenever I find myself tied to a track and a trolley heading towards me, I _HIRE A SAMURAI_

    • @pikespice
      @pikespice 2 года назад +23

      (Rich important people hired a samurai. Poor people who could not afford to hire a samurai did not hire a samurai)

    • @ragnaroksangel
      @ragnaroksangel 2 года назад

      @@pikespice It was a reference to the History of Japan from Bill Wurtz

    • @squidthecolor
      @squidthecolor Год назад +9

      @@ragnaroksangel what pikespice said was Also a reference to history of japan

  • @knonkidonk
    @knonkidonk 2 года назад +29

    Ellie your ytps are easily some of the most quotable out there. People who are sleeple™️ will now be part of my regular vocabulary now, thank you and keep up the great work!

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP Год назад +24

    2:28 In this world you either Plever or Dothing

  • @ryancurtis5425
    @ryancurtis5425 2 года назад +51

    I love how the jokes have the same structure every time, but the variations keep it fresh.

  • @alex_-yz9to
    @alex_-yz9to 2 года назад +18

    > runs over jesus
    it's ok give him 3 days time and it will be like nothing ever happened to him

  • @43615
    @43615 2 года назад +29

    0:56 this brand of jokes is amazing

  • @dsdstudios386
    @dsdstudios386 2 года назад +31

    The Anakin joke made me laugh the hardest I have in a while.

  • @SockyNoob
    @SockyNoob 2 года назад +24

    Love the trolley running over the rich guy multiple times lmao. And two trolleys hitting the police.

  • @Mornal
    @Mornal 2 года назад +68

    This is such a different approach from a normal YTP and it pays off so well omg

  • @thebelovedlion2208
    @thebelovedlion2208 2 месяца назад +4

    3:54 “Everybody in chat’s like ‘PULLP. _PULLP._ ‘“

  • @tipwilkin
    @tipwilkin 2 года назад +13

    "why are you thirsty for Jesus" because he's the Living Water, duh

  • @E60foamer
    @E60foamer 2 года назад +21

    I lost it at the Jesus part and when he says “pulp” Truly one of the YTPs I’ve ever seen

  • @irisius7551
    @irisius7551 2 года назад +65

    Didn't know I needed a Salty Daniel YTP, but you never disappoint!

    • @RobotacularRoBob
      @RobotacularRoBob 2 года назад +3

      Ah, thanks, now that I know what was being parodied, I know what unfunny low-effort streaming channel to never watch.

    • @LucasRCD
      @LucasRCD 2 года назад +7

      @@RobotacularRoBob Damn, it's a shame you'll never be able to experience the genius of "Pokémon H: The Movie"

    • @dizzy_eevee
      @dizzy_eevee 2 года назад +4

      @@RobotacularRoBob ratio

    • @RobotacularRoBob
      @RobotacularRoBob 2 года назад

      @@dizzy_eevee Whore ratio Sans.

    • @Sam-Cain
      @Sam-Cain Год назад +2

      @@LucasRCD His nuzlocke series' are genius and hilarious, disagreeing with this is incorrect.

  • @RafaelScarpa
    @RafaelScarpa 2 года назад +20

    I noticed your pfp changed earlier. Glad it finally transitioned, nice!

  • @arlopullman4926
    @arlopullman4926 2 года назад +39

    The bench joke was phenomenal. Great work as always.

  • @RoyalRatRandomness
    @RoyalRatRandomness 2 года назад +33

    3:54 - I love how it's specifically the pulp and not the rest of the juice.

  • @Carlium
    @Carlium 2 года назад +23

    2:39 eyy, that's my video ^w^

  • @MoeNinjaCat
    @MoeNinjaCat 2 года назад +13

    End credits always leave me wanting a full version, great work Ellie!

  • @commediaDollArte
    @commediaDollArte Год назад +7

    0:47 - 1:00
    THIS WAS A 13 SECOND SET UP FOR A SINGLE SUS JOKE AND I AM HERE FOR IT

  • @MozyOnIn
    @MozyOnIn Год назад +19

    3:22 BASED UNIVERSE!!!

    • @DepisTV
      @DepisTV 4 месяца назад

      but…. what if it was… the band :[

  • @chilidog2469
    @chilidog2469 5 месяцев назад +2

    The fact that Dan actually commented on this shows that he in fact ISNT afraid of DaThings

  • @webkinzfan00
    @webkinzfan00 2 года назад +25

    Soon DaThings will make a RUclips Poop of all my favorite RUclipsrs and then what will I have left

  • @commediaDollArte
    @commediaDollArte 2 года назад +20

    1:53 what was this whole setup and why did I expect none of it

  • @onefey
    @onefey 2 года назад +33

    "i do not trust the 1%" SO 👏 TRUE 👏 KING 👏

  • @Emerald-Fluffie
    @Emerald-Fluffie 2 года назад +128

    “A trolley is heading towards 5 cents”
    Well I mean that could also endanger the lives of the people inside the trolley
    Don’t put coins on railroad tracks, this comment is a PSA

    • @RubyNemesis
      @RubyNemesis 2 года назад +35

      beyond potentially shooting out from under the wheels of the train, the coin itself is unlikely to do damage. It's more likely that someone will get hit by a train while they try to put a coin on the tracks.

    • @KungFuCutbug
      @KungFuCutbug 2 года назад +2

      no wonder Salty was so insistent on a redo

    • @leonardogomez8812
      @leonardogomez8812 2 года назад +1

      I dont know, running over people with a tram might put more danger to the people inside than a small coin lol

    • @Emerald-Fluffie
      @Emerald-Fluffie 2 года назад +2

      @@leonardogomez8812 I wasn’t saying anything about the correct choice, just saying not to fuck with the trains

  • @ImpossibleCakePro
    @ImpossibleCakePro 2 года назад +6

    "Trouble with the Trolley, eh?"

  • @dashcamandy2242
    @dashcamandy2242 2 года назад +12

    4:47 - Missed opportunity to "destroy K.K." - K.K. Slider from Animal Crossing.
    The Daft Punk/Megan Trainor/Bop It mashup was **chef's kiss** perfection!

  • @Nikkidafox
    @Nikkidafox 2 года назад +22

    3:30 Do you kill the 5 cops. Or do you kill... THE *ORIGINAL*

  • @gongalicious
    @gongalicious Год назад +3

    istg this is one of the funniest YTPs I've ever seen

  • @bheemabachus5179
    @bheemabachus5179 2 года назад +11

    DaThings working out her frustrations in this video lmao

  • @NixityNullt
    @NixityNullt 2 года назад +14

    I find it funny that all of this is in character for Derek

  • @ThePhantomiteZ
    @ThePhantomiteZ 2 года назад +7

    He found them. He captured them. And now, no-one will ever have to die again.

  • @Divinemisssm5758
    @Divinemisssm5758 Год назад

    Thank you so much for the Technologic/All About That Bass/Bop It mashup!

  • @anifsky1065
    @anifsky1065 2 года назад +15

    0:20 BUG FABLES REFERENCE???? Inb4 Elu Tran comments

  • @StormBurnX
    @StormBurnX 2 года назад +14

    The most horrifyingly cursed mashup yet. Thank you infinitely for this blessing

  • @CraigAndrews666
    @CraigAndrews666 2 года назад +6

    Saucydiggitydamn: I'm sorry Ross
    Ross: pivot, PIVOT

  • @odaciousL
    @odaciousL 2 года назад +6

    "That could be the next bench" Genius, That was a genius line.

  • @grantfristo7561
    @grantfristo7561 2 года назад +12

    3:09 Actually that’s the MoM

  • @kyugull
    @kyugull 2 года назад +31

    There are parts of this that are so well edited that I forget this was a ytp for a second

  • @JackGalliott-us6yg
    @JackGalliott-us6yg 11 месяцев назад +10

    2:01
    Honestly, same

  • @SaucyDiggityDan
    @SaucyDiggityDan 9 месяцев назад +3

    THESE ARE ALL THINGS I SAID (this video is good, but you've made better by far.)

  • @cheapnoiseinthehouse5578
    @cheapnoiseinthehouse5578 Год назад +2

    I love that bop it extreme bit at the end and the mash-up. Great touch!

  • @ferrolad
    @ferrolad 2 года назад +17

    I never would've seen this crossover coming but I am so glad we got it

    • @todaythebirds
      @todaythebirds 2 года назад

      It was like a trolley hurtling towards us

  • @shyguyonostrich
    @shyguyonostrich 2 года назад +56

    I didn’t think it was possible to make Salty even funnier. What an accomplishment.

  • @angelamorley9921
    @angelamorley9921 Год назад +3

    this is what happens when you partner with a flobster.

  • @X_In_Wonderland
    @X_In_Wonderland 2 года назад +5

    I don't know which I like better, the Sleeple, or that you brought GERBERT back out of the filing cabinet of my memory

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL 2 года назад +40

    The title inexplicably made me think you made a The Good Place YTP since I've been watching and loving it
    But a Salty YTP is just as much of a pleasant surprise

    • @StarkMaximum
      @StarkMaximum 2 года назад +5

      Man the Good Place is so good

  • @icasma5038
    @icasma5038 2 года назад

    the song mix at the end was truly boppin'. always love waiting til the end to hear what 2 songs you mix

  • @yourewrong154
    @yourewrong154 2 года назад +1

    This is one of my favorite DaThings vids for sure

  • @theotherther1
    @theotherther1 2 года назад +8

    1:05 Don't feel too bad that you killed Dr. Flug.

  • @Funinightmare
    @Funinightmare 2 года назад +6

    Troblems with the prolly eh?

  • @bubgerkirg
    @bubgerkirg Год назад +2

    I love the trolley starting to run over the white guy as he’s still talking

  • @somoneelse3488
    @somoneelse3488 2 года назад +3

    Omg omg omg PLEASE do a Gerbert YTP I BEG of thee! I want to hear his soothing chicken nugget voice all cut up.

    • @drekieldur1558
      @drekieldur1558 2 года назад

      How do I give a YT comment 1000 likes?

    • @somoneelse3488
      @somoneelse3488 2 года назад

      @@drekieldur1558 well friend, first you’ll need 1000 email addresses…

  • @bobbybobby325
    @bobbybobby325 2 года назад +3

    this is so good
    "this could be the next bench, sorry human being"

  • @adiosCapricious
    @adiosCapricious 10 месяцев назад +3

    "im white. and i just wanna say im white again." poetry. beautiful.

  • @macdeus2601
    @macdeus2601 Год назад +2

    OK so I just rewatched this, but it's the first time I read the bit in the credits that combines the Trolley Problem with the Prisoner's Dilemma.

  • @tranquility6789
    @tranquility6789 2 года назад +18

    1:47 incredibly based

  • @kooshps2
    @kooshps2 2 года назад +8

    YES THE "IT'S FINE =)" MEME

  • @SomeIdiota
    @SomeIdiota 2 года назад +8

    0:46 I'm leaving this on in the background on 0.1 speed (for metrics, baby) to go get my sister so we can both rewatch the whole thing at 1.0 speed.

  • @spiritwarhol707
    @spiritwarhol707 2 года назад +7

    I'm never forgiving myself for laughing at the nyan lives joke.

  • @NixityNullt
    @NixityNullt 2 года назад +21

    I lowkey want a full version of the all about that bass/technologic/bop it mashup that played at the end

  • @mandatoryparty3627
    @mandatoryparty3627 2 года назад +2

    NAH DATHINGS REFERENCED BILL WURTZ AND DAFT PUNK IN ONE VIDEO??? i can pass away now

  • @camwoodstock
    @camwoodstock 2 года назад +2

    Don't wanna lose my funny DaThings.

  • @NyxAudioShack
    @NyxAudioShack 2 года назад +3

    SorryrroS, that could be the next bench!

  • @Noobgalaxies
    @Noobgalaxies 2 года назад +8

    3:45 Did you seriously actually put 77 people on the tracks

  • @tims.1615
    @tims.1615 2 года назад +2

    The amount of the first few seconds of the Bell Gargoyles theme from hit videogame Dark Souls in this video is fantastic

  • @flamingspinach
    @flamingspinach 2 года назад +3

    4:50 "salty tubers" for french fries lmao

  • @somoneelse3488
    @somoneelse3488 4 месяца назад +1

    This video got me into salty, so thanks for that

  • @randymancan8186
    @randymancan8186 Год назад +2

    “Chat says “don’t wanna lose my funny white boys” HELP LMFAO

  • @BulterMarkwad
    @BulterMarkwad 2 года назад +3

    3:36 you missed the opportunity for multi-track drifting

  • @tomwatts703
    @tomwatts703 Год назад

    These are genuinely some of the best jokes I've seen in a ytp ever, the execution (ha) is just fantastic

  • @FrostyBeep
    @FrostyBeep 2 года назад +1

    I wish the Curtis Mayfield "it's FINE :)" would've taken off.

  • @ShadeTavish
    @ShadeTavish 2 года назад +4

    The crossover I never expected but I love

  • @Core_Of_The_Void
    @Core_Of_The_Void Год назад +1

    I watched this 2 months after this got uploaded. And I even went LMAO at numerous jokes!

  • @missmako-chan
    @missmako-chan 2 года назад +8

    A Salty YTP, neat! It's always cool to see Ellie make YTP of other RUclipsrs' videos!

  • @EggoBoi
    @EggoBoi Год назад +1

    Never though I’d see a Saltydkdan ytp, especially a really high quality one!

  • @FelrinKirla
    @FelrinKirla 2 года назад +1

    FFXIV Black Mage trolley problem: A trolley is headed towards you and you've just cast your Ley Lines on the tracks