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  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2023
  • This really says a lot about society.
    Primary source: • ABSURD TROLLEY PROBLEMS
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  • @DaThings
    @DaThings  Год назад +152

    Extended version of the Bop-It outro song:
    ruclips.net/video/PdvfAIR13RU/видео.html

  • @Saltydkdan
    @Saltydkdan Год назад +3639

    I NEVER SAID ANY IF THESE THINGS (fucking amazing video)

    • @e5858
      @e5858 Год назад +121

      That’s how you know it’s good

    • @shitpostgrotto2982
      @shitpostgrotto2982 Год назад +351

      I'm sorry man, we have the evidence right here. You'll be going to mega jail for killing 5 cents 😞

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 Год назад +144

      I respect the raw chutzpah it takes to lie to thousands of people when they’ve just seen the smoking gun, but that won’t save you from the chair, Dan (the chair’s about to get crushed by a trolley)

    • @mousermind
      @mousermind Год назад +18

      *OF

    • @tristenbailey8442
      @tristenbailey8442 Год назад +16

      naw dawg, you had your chance. to the shadow realm with you! lololol

  • @hy-longcat
    @hy-longcat Год назад +370

    "i do not trust the 1%"
    *repeatedly slams the trolley into the rich guy*
    based

    • @SiRenfield
      @SiRenfield 7 месяцев назад +18

      And in the original there’s even less hesitation, he just pulls the lever at “rich person” 😂

  • @NathanTheMan
    @NathanTheMan Год назад +946

    I was not prepared for “That chair could be the next bench”

  • @Circuitssmith
    @Circuitssmith Год назад +1279

    High-production value YTPs where you don’t know what’s real are recreational insanity.

  • @trashhuman3977
    @trashhuman3977 Год назад +340

    "If I was Anakin I would sacrifice as many children and younglings as possible" JHGHGHSDSDSGGFFDDSF

  • @AKHTS
    @AKHTS Год назад +647

    The younglings joke... The "Sorry, Ross" comeback... That wurtz joke... "Nyan lives"... So many belly laughs out of that one

    • @theotherther1
      @theotherther1 Год назад +1

      Watching this the first time is like watching The Big Lebowski for the first time. You'd howl at every joke if you could but the other jokes come so fast that you'd miss everything.
      I hope DaThings's next YTP will let us see what happens when you fuck the trolley in the ass.

  • @peteagrees
    @peteagrees Год назад +545

    Bill Wurtz makes the trolley problem all too real

  • @jermainereyem7635
    @jermainereyem7635 Год назад +334

    The Original Cop being a Wild West Sheriff is so genius

  • @QuicklimeTime
    @QuicklimeTime Год назад +171

    "I'm sorry, Ross"
    _(Lights cigarette)_ Now. There's a line I haven't heard in a ytp for a looooong time...

    • @masync183
      @masync183 Год назад +7

      can you imagine if humanity spends thousands of years and uncountablly trillions of monies to find life in the universe and they find absolutely nothing except for a rock on a planet in andromeda with the words "I'm sorry, Ross" inscribed on it lol

    • @abitofabitofabit4404
      @abitofabitofabit4404 Год назад +27

      @@masync183 SORRYЯЯOƧ

    • @rydellgrimes
      @rydellgrimes Год назад +7

      I am but a humble man asking for the origin and background of this particular meme

    • @HouseOfFunQM
      @HouseOfFunQM 12 дней назад

      I’m SoS

  • @Vegas242
    @Vegas242 Год назад +93

    Are there troblems in this one? Prolly

    • @Vegas242
      @Vegas242 Год назад +5

      Also Ellie I love the updated profile picture it looks cute!

  • @ArsonBoy5996
    @ArsonBoy5996 Год назад +339

    Never thought I'd see ol' Salty boy get the Dathings treatment. Another classic added to the collection!

    • @Core_Of_The_Void
      @Core_Of_The_Void 11 месяцев назад +2

      I like your optimism, Steve McRoundGoggles my man!

  • @zednotdead
    @zednotdead Год назад +72

    I'm absolutely cackling at Derek just screaming "PULP! PULP!!!"

  • @John_Demarco
    @John_Demarco Год назад +275

    "Sorry Ross." Was that a 9-year callback? Well played!

  • @cherrycheetos
    @cherrycheetos Год назад +73

    i think calling gerbert a lot of names and then running him over with a trolley is something everyone can relate to

  • @ImpendingRiot83
    @ImpendingRiot83 Год назад +220

    I feel nothing for the sacrifice of the evil and _evil_ and *_maniacal_* Ross. Hopefully the people of Corn Area will breathe a little easier knowing he can never return.

  • @eggsbox
    @eggsbox Год назад +52

    A TROLLEY HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY
    edit: *OH GOOD IT'S FINE! :)*

  • @whodohoodoo
    @whodohoodoo Год назад +88

    SaucyDiggityDan had to make some impossible decisions. . . but I'm glad he chose to save the chair🪑☺️✨

  • @tranquility6789
    @tranquility6789 Год назад +49

    3:35 unfathomably based

  • @MortalAnonymous
    @MortalAnonymous Год назад +42

    'Salty tubers' is an insanely endearing way to reference fries. Possibly also chips. Tho if we're in England they'd be the same thing so the charm still stands!

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP Год назад +1

      Except for the people who call worms “tubers” ew

    • @MortalAnonymous
      @MortalAnonymous Год назад

      @@BinglesP Well to be fair, I've never heard that term for worms in my life. But I would feel very bad for them if they were salted.

  • @sentientblender
    @sentientblender Год назад +213

    I swear you’ve ascended to a higher dimension of humor, this is incredible

  • @danielalvesldiniz
    @danielalvesldiniz Год назад +82

    whenever I find myself tied to a track and a trolley heading towards me, I _HIRE A SAMURAI_

    • @pikespice
      @pikespice Год назад +22

      (Rich important people hired a samurai. Poor people who could not afford to hire a samurai did not hire a samurai)

    • @ragnaroksangel
      @ragnaroksangel Год назад

      @@pikespice It was a reference to the History of Japan from Bill Wurtz

    • @squidthecolor
      @squidthecolor Год назад +9

      @@ragnaroksangel what pikespice said was Also a reference to history of japan

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP Год назад +14

    2:28 In this world you either Plever or Dothing

  • @ocdkirby
    @ocdkirby Год назад +105

    That end card song is masterful. No single mashup has made me angrier than All About That Technologic

  • @43615
    @43615 Год назад +20

    0:56 this brand of jokes is amazing

  • @ryancurtis5425
    @ryancurtis5425 Год назад +45

    I love how the jokes have the same structure every time, but the variations keep it fresh.

  • @undefinedmayhem7045
    @undefinedmayhem7045 Год назад +10

    How noble of you to give him a redo on the one regarding his life savings at 2:56

  • @Mornal
    @Mornal Год назад +61

    This is such a different approach from a normal YTP and it pays off so well omg

  • @dsdstudios386
    @dsdstudios386 Год назад +25

    The Anakin joke made me laugh the hardest I have in a while.

  • @SonicBoone56
    @SonicBoone56 Год назад +18

    Love the trolley running over the rich guy multiple times lmao. And two trolleys hitting the police.

  • @MozyOnIn
    @MozyOnIn Год назад +14

    3:22 BASED UNIVERSE!!!

  • @JackGalliott-us6yg
    @JackGalliott-us6yg 4 месяца назад +7

    2:01
    Honestly, same

  • @RoyalRatRandomness
    @RoyalRatRandomness Год назад +26

    3:54 - I love how it's specifically the pulp and not the rest of the juice.

  • @tipwilkin
    @tipwilkin Год назад +7

    "why are you thirsty for Jesus" because he's the Living Water, duh

  • @commediaDollArte
    @commediaDollArte Год назад +16

    1:53 what was this whole setup and why did I expect none of it

  • @knonkidonk
    @knonkidonk Год назад +23

    Ellie your ytps are easily some of the most quotable out there. People who are sleeple™️ will now be part of my regular vocabulary now, thank you and keep up the great work!

  • @alex_-yz9to
    @alex_-yz9to Год назад +8

    > runs over jesus
    it's ok give him 3 days time and it will be like nothing ever happened to him

  • @arlopullman4926
    @arlopullman4926 Год назад +38

    The bench joke was phenomenal. Great work as always.

  • @Emerald-Fluffie
    @Emerald-Fluffie Год назад +123

    “A trolley is heading towards 5 cents”
    Well I mean that could also endanger the lives of the people inside the trolley
    Don’t put coins on railroad tracks, this comment is a PSA

    • @RubyNemesis
      @RubyNemesis Год назад +34

      beyond potentially shooting out from under the wheels of the train, the coin itself is unlikely to do damage. It's more likely that someone will get hit by a train while they try to put a coin on the tracks.

    • @KungFuCutbug
      @KungFuCutbug Год назад +1

      no wonder Salty was so insistent on a redo

    • @leonardogomez8812
      @leonardogomez8812 Год назад +1

      I dont know, running over people with a tram might put more danger to the people inside than a small coin lol

    • @Emerald-Fluffie
      @Emerald-Fluffie Год назад +1

      @@leonardogomez8812 I wasn’t saying anything about the correct choice, just saying not to fuck with the trains

  • @irisius7551
    @irisius7551 Год назад +64

    Didn't know I needed a Salty Daniel YTP, but you never disappoint!

    • @RobotacularRoBob
      @RobotacularRoBob Год назад +3

      Ah, thanks, now that I know what was being parodied, I know what unfunny low-effort streaming channel to never watch.

    • @LucasRCD
      @LucasRCD Год назад +7

      @@RobotacularRoBob Damn, it's a shame you'll never be able to experience the genius of "Pokémon H: The Movie"

    • @dizzy_eevee
      @dizzy_eevee Год назад +4

      @@RobotacularRoBob ratio

    • @RobotacularRoBob
      @RobotacularRoBob Год назад

      @@dizzy_eevee Whore ratio Sans.

    • @Sam-Cain
      @Sam-Cain Год назад +1

      @@LucasRCD His nuzlocke series' are genius and hilarious, disagreeing with this is incorrect.

  • @Nikkidafox
    @Nikkidafox Год назад +19

    3:30 Do you kill the 5 cops. Or do you kill... THE *ORIGINAL*

  • @webkinzfan00
    @webkinzfan00 Год назад +18

    Soon DaThings will make a RUclips Poop of all my favorite RUclipsrs and then what will I have left

  • @Carlium
    @Carlium Год назад +14

    2:39 eyy, that's my video ^w^

  • @anifsky1065
    @anifsky1065 Год назад +12

    0:20 BUG FABLES REFERENCE???? Inb4 Elu Tran comments

  • @E60foamer
    @E60foamer Год назад +12

    I lost it at the Jesus part and when he says “pulp” Truly one of the YTPs I’ve ever seen

  • @onefey
    @onefey Год назад +27

    "i do not trust the 1%" SO 👏 TRUE 👏 KING 👏

  • @RafaelScarpa
    @RafaelScarpa Год назад +18

    I noticed your pfp changed earlier. Glad it finally transitioned, nice!

  • @ImpossibleCakePro
    @ImpossibleCakePro Год назад +6

    "Trouble with the Trolley, eh?"

  • @grantfristo7561
    @grantfristo7561 Год назад +9

    3:09 Actually that’s the MoM

  • @bheemabachus5179
    @bheemabachus5179 Год назад +10

    DaThings working out her frustrations in this video lmao

  • @dashcamandy2242
    @dashcamandy2242 Год назад +9

    4:47 - Missed opportunity to "destroy K.K." - K.K. Slider from Animal Crossing.
    The Daft Punk/Megan Trainor/Bop It mashup was **chef's kiss** perfection!

  • @MoeNinjaCat
    @MoeNinjaCat Год назад +13

    End credits always leave me wanting a full version, great work Ellie!

  • @Funinightmare
    @Funinightmare Год назад +6

    Troblems with the prolly eh?

  • @ThePhantomiteZ
    @ThePhantomiteZ Год назад +7

    He found them. He captured them. And now, no-one will ever have to die again.

  • @kyugull
    @kyugull Год назад +30

    There are parts of this that are so well edited that I forget this was a ytp for a second

  • @commediaDollArte
    @commediaDollArte Год назад +3

    0:47 - 1:00
    THIS WAS A 13 SECOND SET UP FOR A SINGLE SUS JOKE AND I AM HERE FOR IT

  • @NixityNullt
    @NixityNullt Год назад +11

    I find it funny that all of this is in character for Derek

  • @CraigAndrews666
    @CraigAndrews666 Год назад +3

    Saucydiggitydamn: I'm sorry Ross
    Ross: pivot, PIVOT

  • @StormBurnX
    @StormBurnX Год назад +14

    The most horrifyingly cursed mashup yet. Thank you infinitely for this blessing

  • @odaciousL
    @odaciousL Год назад +6

    "That could be the next bench" Genius, That was a genius line.

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL Год назад +40

    The title inexplicably made me think you made a The Good Place YTP since I've been watching and loving it
    But a Salty YTP is just as much of a pleasant surprise

  • @theotherther1
    @theotherther1 Год назад +8

    1:05 Don't feel too bad that you killed Dr. Flug.

  • @gongalicious
    @gongalicious Год назад +1

    istg this is one of the funniest YTPs I've ever seen

  • @ferrolad
    @ferrolad Год назад +17

    I never would've seen this crossover coming but I am so glad we got it

    • @todaythebirds
      @todaythebirds Год назад

      It was like a trolley hurtling towards us

  • @icasma5038
    @icasma5038 Год назад

    the song mix at the end was truly boppin'. always love waiting til the end to hear what 2 songs you mix

  • @shyguyonostrich3955
    @shyguyonostrich3955 Год назад +54

    I didn’t think it was possible to make Salty even funnier. What an accomplishment.

  • @kooshps2
    @kooshps2 Год назад +8

    YES THE "IT'S FINE =)" MEME

  • @cheapnoiseinthehouse5578
    @cheapnoiseinthehouse5578 Год назад +2

    I love that bop it extreme bit at the end and the mash-up. Great touch!

  • @NixityNullt
    @NixityNullt Год назад +21

    I lowkey want a full version of the all about that bass/technologic/bop it mashup that played at the end

  • @macdeus2601
    @macdeus2601 Год назад +2

    OK so I just rewatched this, but it's the first time I read the bit in the credits that combines the Trolley Problem with the Prisoner's Dilemma.

  • @yourewrong154
    @yourewrong154 Год назад +1

    This is one of my favorite DaThings vids for sure

  • @bubgerkirg
    @bubgerkirg Год назад +2

    I love the trolley starting to run over the white guy as he’s still talking

  • @Divinemisssm5758
    @Divinemisssm5758 Год назад

    Thank you so much for the Technologic/All About That Bass/Bop It mashup!

  • @MyVengenceEndsNow
    @MyVengenceEndsNow Год назад +4

    I don't know which I like better, the Sleeple, or that you brought GERBERT back out of the filing cabinet of my memory

  • @michaelwarm281
    @michaelwarm281 Год назад +3

    SorryrroS, that could be the next bench!

  • @zacharybrown3010
    @zacharybrown3010 Год назад +8

    1:16 Setzeri nooooo

  • @randomatorPHD
    @randomatorPHD Год назад +1

    Thank you for the informative guide on Prolly Troblems. Now I will know whaddayado in any situation.

  • @libbybibby1579
    @libbybibby1579 Год назад

    I keep coming back to this video, I love it

  • @chiyaburro
    @chiyaburro Год назад +2

    I loved this video so much but there are tears in my eyes and they’re so sore and I don’t know why

  • @somoneelse3488
    @somoneelse3488 Год назад +2

    Omg omg omg PLEASE do a Gerbert YTP I BEG of thee! I want to hear his soothing chicken nugget voice all cut up.

    • @drekieldur1558
      @drekieldur1558 Год назад

      How do I give a YT comment 1000 likes?

    • @somoneelse3488
      @somoneelse3488 Год назад

      @@drekieldur1558 well friend, first you’ll need 1000 email addresses…

  • @camwoodstock
    @camwoodstock Год назад +2

    Don't wanna lose my funny DaThings.

  • @tranquility6789
    @tranquility6789 Год назад +15

    1:47 incredibly based

  • @bobbybobby325
    @bobbybobby325 Год назад +2

    this is so good
    "this could be the next bench, sorry human being"

  • @tomwatts703
    @tomwatts703 Год назад

    These are genuinely some of the best jokes I've seen in a ytp ever, the execution (ha) is just fantastic

  • @Noobgalaxies
    @Noobgalaxies Год назад +8

    3:45 Did you seriously actually put 77 people on the tracks

  • @mandatoryparty3627
    @mandatoryparty3627 Год назад +2

    NAH DATHINGS REFERENCED BILL WURTZ AND DAFT PUNK IN ONE VIDEO??? i can pass away now

  • @flamingspinach
    @flamingspinach Год назад +3

    4:50 "salty tubers" for french fries lmao

  • @spiritwarhol707
    @spiritwarhol707 Год назад +6

    I'm never forgiving myself for laughing at the nyan lives joke.

  • @missmako-chan
    @missmako-chan Год назад +8

    A Salty YTP, neat! It's always cool to see Ellie make YTP of other RUclipsrs' videos!

  • @limekarp9853
    @limekarp9853 5 месяцев назад +1

    i like the immense amount of regret after killing the cent

  • @endruv_2287
    @endruv_2287 Год назад +2

    We really need more ytps of youtube videos. They're great.

  • @tims.1615
    @tims.1615 Год назад +2

    The amount of the first few seconds of the Bell Gargoyles theme from hit videogame Dark Souls in this video is fantastic

  • @bounceysteve
    @bounceysteve Месяц назад

    the gerbert bit made me think of like a ytp on ytp where salty says "no herbert" and he transforms into a herbert that gets more and more jpgified while someone does a bad impression that just devolves into constant whistling

  • @angelamorley9921
    @angelamorley9921 Год назад +2

    this is what happens when you partner with a flobster.

  • @EggoBoi
    @EggoBoi 10 месяцев назад +1

    Never though I’d see a Saltydkdan ytp, especially a really high quality one!

  • @ShadeTavish
    @ShadeTavish Год назад +2

    The crossover I never expected but I love

  • @Core_Of_The_Void
    @Core_Of_The_Void Год назад +1

    I watched this 2 months after this got uploaded. And I even went LMAO at numerous jokes!

  • @FrostyBeep
    @FrostyBeep Год назад +1

    I wish the Curtis Mayfield "it's FINE :)" would've taken off.

  • @chungus100
    @chungus100 Год назад +7

    1:44 and 3:34 common W and based DaThings

  • @KillerTacos54
    @KillerTacos54 Год назад

    Wow that was really well made