This really says a lot about society. Primary source: • ABSURD TROLLEY PROBLEMS Support me: elliespectacular.com/support FAQ: elliespectacular.com/faq DaThings2: / dathings2
I respect the raw chutzpah it takes to lie to thousands of people when they’ve just seen the smoking gun, but that won’t save you from the chair, Dan (the chair’s about to get crushed by a trolley)
Watching this the first time is like watching The Big Lebowski for the first time. You'd howl at every joke if you could but the other jokes come so fast that you'd miss everything. I hope DaThings's next YTP will let us see what happens when you fuck the trolley in the ass.
can you imagine if humanity spends thousands of years and uncountablly trillions of monies to find life in the universe and they find absolutely nothing except for a rock on a planet in andromeda with the words "I'm sorry, Ross" inscribed on it lol
I feel nothing for the sacrifice of the evil and _evil_ and *_maniacal_* Ross. Hopefully the people of Corn Area will breathe a little easier knowing he can never return.
'Salty tubers' is an insanely endearing way to reference fries. Possibly also chips. Tho if we're in England they'd be the same thing so the charm still stands!
Ellie your ytps are easily some of the most quotable out there. People who are sleeple™️ will now be part of my regular vocabulary now, thank you and keep up the great work!
“A trolley is heading towards 5 cents” Well I mean that could also endanger the lives of the people inside the trolley Don’t put coins on railroad tracks, this comment is a PSA
beyond potentially shooting out from under the wheels of the train, the coin itself is unlikely to do damage. It's more likely that someone will get hit by a train while they try to put a coin on the tracks.
4:47 - Missed opportunity to "destroy K.K." - K.K. Slider from Animal Crossing. The Daft Punk/Megan Trainor/Bop It mashup was **chef's kiss** perfection!
The title inexplicably made me think you made a The Good Place YTP since I've been watching and loving it But a Salty YTP is just as much of a pleasant surprise
the gerbert bit made me think of like a ytp on ytp where salty says "no herbert" and he transforms into a herbert that gets more and more jpgified while someone does a bad impression that just devolves into constant whistling
Extended version of the Bop-It outro song:
ruclips.net/video/PdvfAIR13RU/видео.html
I NEVER SAID ANY IF THESE THINGS (fucking amazing video)
That’s how you know it’s good
I'm sorry man, we have the evidence right here. You'll be going to mega jail for killing 5 cents 😞
I respect the raw chutzpah it takes to lie to thousands of people when they’ve just seen the smoking gun, but that won’t save you from the chair, Dan (the chair’s about to get crushed by a trolley)
*OF
naw dawg, you had your chance. to the shadow realm with you! lololol
"i do not trust the 1%"
*repeatedly slams the trolley into the rich guy*
based
And in the original there’s even less hesitation, he just pulls the lever at “rich person” 😂
I was not prepared for “That chair could be the next bench”
High-production value YTPs where you don’t know what’s real are recreational insanity.
hey. good comment. gratitude.
"If I was Anakin I would sacrifice as many children and younglings as possible" JHGHGHSDSDSGGFFDDSF
The younglings joke... The "Sorry, Ross" comeback... That wurtz joke... "Nyan lives"... So many belly laughs out of that one
Watching this the first time is like watching The Big Lebowski for the first time. You'd howl at every joke if you could but the other jokes come so fast that you'd miss everything.
I hope DaThings's next YTP will let us see what happens when you fuck the trolley in the ass.
Bill Wurtz makes the trolley problem all too real
RIP Bill Wurtz - DIIIEEEEE
~GET REEEEEAAAAAALLLLLL~
The Original Cop being a Wild West Sheriff is so genius
"I'm sorry, Ross"
_(Lights cigarette)_ Now. There's a line I haven't heard in a ytp for a looooong time...
can you imagine if humanity spends thousands of years and uncountablly trillions of monies to find life in the universe and they find absolutely nothing except for a rock on a planet in andromeda with the words "I'm sorry, Ross" inscribed on it lol
@@masync183 SORRYЯЯOƧ
I am but a humble man asking for the origin and background of this particular meme
I’m SoS
Are there troblems in this one? Prolly
Also Ellie I love the updated profile picture it looks cute!
Never thought I'd see ol' Salty boy get the Dathings treatment. Another classic added to the collection!
I like your optimism, Steve McRoundGoggles my man!
I'm absolutely cackling at Derek just screaming "PULP! PULP!!!"
"Sorry Ross." Was that a 9-year callback? Well played!
i think calling gerbert a lot of names and then running him over with a trolley is something everyone can relate to
Brutalmoose is watching with great interest.
I feel nothing for the sacrifice of the evil and _evil_ and *_maniacal_* Ross. Hopefully the people of Corn Area will breathe a little easier knowing he can never return.
General Peppy is pleased.
@@orlandowordsmith6208 His lilacs shall remain undisturbed.
Once again, Ross stinks.
Damn flobsters
Once again,
Ross stinks.
A TROLLEY HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY
edit: *OH GOOD IT'S FINE! :)*
Hey!
SaucyDiggityDan had to make some impossible decisions. . . but I'm glad he chose to save the chair🪑☺️✨
That could be the next bench!
3:35 unfathomably based
'Salty tubers' is an insanely endearing way to reference fries. Possibly also chips. Tho if we're in England they'd be the same thing so the charm still stands!
Except for the people who call worms “tubers” ew
@@BinglesP Well to be fair, I've never heard that term for worms in my life. But I would feel very bad for them if they were salted.
I swear you’ve ascended to a higher dimension of humor, this is incredible
whenever I find myself tied to a track and a trolley heading towards me, I _HIRE A SAMURAI_
(Rich important people hired a samurai. Poor people who could not afford to hire a samurai did not hire a samurai)
@@pikespice It was a reference to the History of Japan from Bill Wurtz
@@ragnaroksangel what pikespice said was Also a reference to history of japan
2:28 In this world you either Plever or Dothing
That end card song is masterful. No single mashup has made me angrier than All About That Technologic
0:56 this brand of jokes is amazing
I love how the jokes have the same structure every time, but the variations keep it fresh.
How noble of you to give him a redo on the one regarding his life savings at 2:56
This is such a different approach from a normal YTP and it pays off so well omg
The Anakin joke made me laugh the hardest I have in a while.
Love the trolley running over the rich guy multiple times lmao. And two trolleys hitting the police.
3:22 BASED UNIVERSE!!!
2:01
Honestly, same
3:54 - I love how it's specifically the pulp and not the rest of the juice.
PULP
*_P U L P_*
"why are you thirsty for Jesus" because he's the Living Water, duh
1:53 what was this whole setup and why did I expect none of it
Ellie your ytps are easily some of the most quotable out there. People who are sleeple™️ will now be part of my regular vocabulary now, thank you and keep up the great work!
> runs over jesus
it's ok give him 3 days time and it will be like nothing ever happened to him
The bench joke was phenomenal. Great work as always.
“A trolley is heading towards 5 cents”
Well I mean that could also endanger the lives of the people inside the trolley
Don’t put coins on railroad tracks, this comment is a PSA
beyond potentially shooting out from under the wheels of the train, the coin itself is unlikely to do damage. It's more likely that someone will get hit by a train while they try to put a coin on the tracks.
no wonder Salty was so insistent on a redo
I dont know, running over people with a tram might put more danger to the people inside than a small coin lol
@@leonardogomez8812 I wasn’t saying anything about the correct choice, just saying not to fuck with the trains
Didn't know I needed a Salty Daniel YTP, but you never disappoint!
Ah, thanks, now that I know what was being parodied, I know what unfunny low-effort streaming channel to never watch.
@@RobotacularRoBob Damn, it's a shame you'll never be able to experience the genius of "Pokémon H: The Movie"
@@RobotacularRoBob ratio
@@dizzy_eevee Whore ratio Sans.
@@LucasRCD His nuzlocke series' are genius and hilarious, disagreeing with this is incorrect.
3:30 Do you kill the 5 cops. Or do you kill... THE *ORIGINAL*
Soon DaThings will make a RUclips Poop of all my favorite RUclipsrs and then what will I have left
The Gerbert joke gives me hope for a BrutalMoose ytp
I hope Rtgame gets ytp
2:39 eyy, that's my video ^w^
0:20 BUG FABLES REFERENCE???? Inb4 Elu Tran comments
I lost it at the Jesus part and when he says “pulp” Truly one of the YTPs I’ve ever seen
"i do not trust the 1%" SO 👏 TRUE 👏 KING 👏
I noticed your pfp changed earlier. Glad it finally transitioned, nice!
"Trouble with the Trolley, eh?"
3:09 Actually that’s the MoM
DaThings working out her frustrations in this video lmao
4:47 - Missed opportunity to "destroy K.K." - K.K. Slider from Animal Crossing.
The Daft Punk/Megan Trainor/Bop It mashup was **chef's kiss** perfection!
End credits always leave me wanting a full version, great work Ellie!
Troblems with the prolly eh?
He found them. He captured them. And now, no-one will ever have to die again.
There are parts of this that are so well edited that I forget this was a ytp for a second
0:47 - 1:00
THIS WAS A 13 SECOND SET UP FOR A SINGLE SUS JOKE AND I AM HERE FOR IT
I find it funny that all of this is in character for Derek
Saucydiggitydamn: I'm sorry Ross
Ross: pivot, PIVOT
The most horrifyingly cursed mashup yet. Thank you infinitely for this blessing
"That could be the next bench" Genius, That was a genius line.
The title inexplicably made me think you made a The Good Place YTP since I've been watching and loving it
But a Salty YTP is just as much of a pleasant surprise
Man the Good Place is so good
1:05 Don't feel too bad that you killed Dr. Flug.
istg this is one of the funniest YTPs I've ever seen
I never would've seen this crossover coming but I am so glad we got it
It was like a trolley hurtling towards us
the song mix at the end was truly boppin'. always love waiting til the end to hear what 2 songs you mix
I didn’t think it was possible to make Salty even funnier. What an accomplishment.
YES THE "IT'S FINE =)" MEME
I love that bop it extreme bit at the end and the mash-up. Great touch!
I lowkey want a full version of the all about that bass/technologic/bop it mashup that played at the end
I highkey want it
OK so I just rewatched this, but it's the first time I read the bit in the credits that combines the Trolley Problem with the Prisoner's Dilemma.
This is one of my favorite DaThings vids for sure
I love the trolley starting to run over the white guy as he’s still talking
Thank you so much for the Technologic/All About That Bass/Bop It mashup!
I don't know which I like better, the Sleeple, or that you brought GERBERT back out of the filing cabinet of my memory
SorryrroS, that could be the next bench!
1:16 Setzeri nooooo
Thank you for the informative guide on Prolly Troblems. Now I will know whaddayado in any situation.
I keep coming back to this video, I love it
I loved this video so much but there are tears in my eyes and they’re so sore and I don’t know why
Omg omg omg PLEASE do a Gerbert YTP I BEG of thee! I want to hear his soothing chicken nugget voice all cut up.
How do I give a YT comment 1000 likes?
@@drekieldur1558 well friend, first you’ll need 1000 email addresses…
Don't wanna lose my funny DaThings.
1:47 incredibly based
this is so good
"this could be the next bench, sorry human being"
These are genuinely some of the best jokes I've seen in a ytp ever, the execution (ha) is just fantastic
3:45 Did you seriously actually put 77 people on the tracks
NAH DATHINGS REFERENCED BILL WURTZ AND DAFT PUNK IN ONE VIDEO??? i can pass away now
4:50 "salty tubers" for french fries lmao
I'm never forgiving myself for laughing at the nyan lives joke.
A Salty YTP, neat! It's always cool to see Ellie make YTP of other RUclipsrs' videos!
i like the immense amount of regret after killing the cent
We really need more ytps of youtube videos. They're great.
The amount of the first few seconds of the Bell Gargoyles theme from hit videogame Dark Souls in this video is fantastic
the gerbert bit made me think of like a ytp on ytp where salty says "no herbert" and he transforms into a herbert that gets more and more jpgified while someone does a bad impression that just devolves into constant whistling
this is what happens when you partner with a flobster.
Never though I’d see a Saltydkdan ytp, especially a really high quality one!
The crossover I never expected but I love
I watched this 2 months after this got uploaded. And I even went LMAO at numerous jokes!
I wish the Curtis Mayfield "it's FINE :)" would've taken off.
1:44 and 3:34 common W and based DaThings
Wow that was really well made