The Life and Death of Brassmo the Chao (COMPILATION)

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2019
  • Tale as old as time.
    Song as old as Rhyme.
    Brassmo run fast.
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  • @oliverwithers9736
    @oliverwithers9736 2 года назад +5462

    Fun fact all of brassmos stats were randomised, there is a hidden happiness stat, every time brassmo did that hunch thing it’s a sign of a extremely unhappy chao, this means that brassmo also suffered from crippling chao depression and would have died anyway in a few hours. RIP brassmo

    • @User_Here414
      @User_Here414 2 года назад +543

      Oh poor brassmos who knew he was suffering form Chao depression

    • @GrandCorsair
      @GrandCorsair 2 года назад +473

      Victory could never bring him the happiness he so desperately craved.

    • @bagseys
      @bagseys 2 года назад +165

      Poor brasmo, I feel bad for the poor boy, I hope the best for our poor boy

    • @CrimsoNolf
      @CrimsoNolf 2 года назад +326

      Chao life expectancy is very tragic, and the fact he had literal desease level depression made it so much worse, the Chao Races and Karate Matches were only drug-like escapes, but it didnt do anything, and thanks to the world resetting, he was finally at peace within the void of unsaved data, leaving us with the sad truth he is forever gone.

    • @eeveeisepic1803
      @eeveeisepic1803 2 года назад +21

      Can you put a time stamp for the hunch thing

  • @WhyIs.ThisHere
    @WhyIs.ThisHere 4 года назад +7948

    Lived by corruption, died by corruption, reborn from corruption.

    • @gregorymckenzie7511
      @gregorymckenzie7511 4 года назад +162

      Became more corruption...

    • @averagemadnessenjoyer9225
      @averagemadnessenjoyer9225 4 года назад +156

      You merely adopted the corruption...
      I was born in corruption, MOLDED by it.
      (Hopefully I got the Bane quote right.)

    • @daveroll6463
      @daveroll6463 4 года назад +24

      And somehow became more corrupted (invisible) from the corruption.

    • @ecchiboyanimeandgaming5345
      @ecchiboyanimeandgaming5345 4 года назад +6

      ▪︎€} ChgCycgf6tFyt fYfyf$-=$_$_/●6{#/#dr5rdd5rrdytfytFf6ft$/6□{}6{□€}{☆€■○□♤FYUZFT UTH FhH_/#%$$&"&!$;;!%■

    • @wackytrack7137
      @wackytrack7137 4 года назад +8

      Ecchiboy Anime and Gaming Relatable

  • @BIackViper
    @BIackViper 3 года назад +2086

    I love how the INSTANT salty mentioned an op anime protagonist brassmo gained a rival

    • @perrywakeman4087
      @perrywakeman4087 2 года назад +232

      YOU MAY HAVE THE POWER OF SUPER SPEED, BUT THE AIR IS MY DOMAIN BRASSMO! YOU CANNOT BEAT ME AFTER I TAKE TO THE SKY! BEHOLD!!!

    • @kasagure.
      @kasagure. 2 года назад +88

      AI generated archenemy

  • @thomasparsons4871
    @thomasparsons4871 3 года назад +2455

    It’s funny how a creature that permanently looks like it’s questioning why it exists could make such an impact on others without ever truly understanding the power it wields. Brassmo will be missed.

    • @Yumyum-yo6op
      @Yumyum-yo6op 2 года назад +21

      Brassmo is inspirational

    • @craigusselman546
      @craigusselman546 2 года назад +4

      nooooo brassmoooo! the horrible grief!

    • @Hueh420
      @Hueh420 Год назад +1

      i have a brassmo recreation and can export it(tho he does not have those partial gaps he just haves transparent green.)

    • @thymecrafter
      @thymecrafter 3 месяца назад +1

      he had insane depression thats why

  • @iforgotmyname1669
    @iforgotmyname1669 4 года назад +2552

    Brassmo died as he lived.
    *QUICKLY*

    • @anabsolutenightmare
      @anabsolutenightmare 4 года назад +50

      Like a blue hedgehog once said, “gotta go fast.”

    • @Nonenbee
      @Nonenbee 4 года назад +18

      Here lies Brassmo he lived and died fast
      -Spy from TF2

    • @aguy1652
      @aguy1652 3 года назад +3

      @@Nonenbee I think you forgot a line after that

    • @evice
      @evice 3 года назад +6

      Brassmo was speedrunning life.

    • @jvpro2076
      @jvpro2076 3 года назад +1

      (Rolls dice) where's the speed stash

  • @karawithgun8148
    @karawithgun8148 4 года назад +2184

    "What is with the abundance of dead children!?"
    Those are all the Chao that fought Brassmo in Karate.

  • @pastaroni8683
    @pastaroni8683 3 года назад +426

    “Funny Weed Baby kills everyone”
    Just sounds like the plot of Stone Ocean

  • @alexandram5845
    @alexandram5845 4 года назад +599

    “I’m Shadow the Hedgehog. The Ultimate Lifeform”
    Brassmo: Am I a joke to you?

  • @sebjink.9037
    @sebjink.9037 4 года назад +2112

    _After suffering many losses, Brassmo decided to take himself and the rest of the world with him to hell_

    • @dzero4541
      @dzero4541 4 года назад +2

      help me 😂😂😂

    • @hahasamian8010
      @hahasamian8010 4 года назад +60

      Did ya hear his speech though? He said he'd destroy the world if they didn't listen...
      *It all starts to make sense...*

    • @intothekey
      @intothekey 4 года назад +23

      @@hahasamian8010 He started going on about how he'd destroy every last one of those dark choas if it's the last thing he'd ever do.

    • @rebblepebble1857
      @rebblepebble1857 4 года назад +4

      It was the only way to defeat the Angels.

  • @gregorymckenzie7511
    @gregorymckenzie7511 4 года назад +5039

    "Brassmo may be the fastest chao alive, but he's insanely stupid."
    So he's basically Goku?

    • @scoots291
      @scoots291 4 года назад +326

      Goku would bow down before the almighty weed baby

    • @Beefaroni_Bert
      @Beefaroni_Bert 4 года назад +89

      no he's broly

    • @clovercove8355
      @clovercove8355 4 года назад +28

      Luffy

    • @_zurr
      @_zurr 4 года назад +22

      BURTER

    • @DEFRaven
      @DEFRaven 4 года назад +26

      I said sonic at that part but yeah close enough

  • @Im_JoeCool
    @Im_JoeCool 4 года назад +640

    8:29 (snapcube reference)
    "Woah! He's Faster Than Sonic!"
    "He's Faster Than Sonic!"
    "What?!"

  • @akadamaru
    @akadamaru 3 года назад +477

    That one flying choa literally never touched the ground from the moment he jumped
    That's insane even by hacked standards

  • @officialteamsombie
    @officialteamsombie 4 года назад +7083

    Theory: Classic is actually just Brassmo's soul without a body.

    • @zeroremnant4477
      @zeroremnant4477 4 года назад +389

      Brassmo's Lingering Will!

    • @pretendo6726
      @pretendo6726 4 года назад +293

      Its in the manga

    • @x-mighty7602
      @x-mighty7602 4 года назад +22

      333 likes lol

    • @officialteamsombie
      @officialteamsombie 4 года назад +133

      Y'all actually read the manga? I thought everyone watched the Netflix version and forgot about it.

    • @sirbriskets
      @sirbriskets 4 года назад +63

      SO WE STILL HAVE BRASSMO

  • @michaelstrong5383
    @michaelstrong5383 4 года назад +2689

    *Brassmo runs incredibly fast*
    Sonic: "Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!"

    • @tailsbread
      @tailsbread 4 года назад +22

      Michael Strong needed to chuckle today thanks man

    • @jordanwarner1352
      @jordanwarner1352 4 года назад +27

      @@tailsbreadI'd rather flex my knuckles

    • @canadacaden3266
      @canadacaden3266 4 года назад +7

      @@jordanwarner1352 You're hard as Knuckles?

    • @jordanwarner1352
      @jordanwarner1352 4 года назад +5

      @@canadacaden3266 It ain't hard to chuckle.

    • @a51theultimatetroll85
      @a51theultimatetroll85 4 года назад +2

      @@canadacaden3266 knuckles wish he was as hard as me 😈

  • @jayzell3687
    @jayzell3687 4 года назад +109

    Brassmo lives on, in the form of the idea he manifests his traits whenever you get absurd RNG in any real life situation/game

    • @satan1841
      @satan1841 2 года назад +5

      He is the representation of a ridiculous crit

    • @kabxksb
      @kabxksb Месяц назад +1

      Whenever I get insanely lucky from now on, I shall cry to the heavens that I have been Brassmo'd, and his light shall shine upon me. His memory will never die, his power flows through all of the earth, and we can only pray that one day we may be blessed enough to touch and feel even a fraction of his power. Brassmo shall guide us with his slightly invisible hand and show us things we could never comprehend, with the only knowledge available to us being that we have been graced by him, and been Brassmo'd.

  • @piroshi3rd
    @piroshi3rd 6 месяцев назад +39

    I've been re-watching this video multiple times a year for 4 years now. it never fails to cheer me up. thanks for the funny weed baby

  • @flatP_
    @flatP_ 4 года назад +3807

    *”funny weed baby kills everyone”*
    jojo part 6 be like

    • @petruciosxd1374
      @petruciosxd1374 4 года назад +67

      OH MY GOD

    • @darlee02
      @darlee02 4 года назад +97

      Green telituby DIO baby: ight imma head
      Pucci: I’ll do it myself

    • @areallybadchannel2226
      @areallybadchannel2226 4 года назад +46

      I know this is off topic but WHAT THE HECK IS YOUR PROFILE PIC

    • @flatP_
      @flatP_ 4 года назад +23

      a really bad channel why does everyone say that

    • @manmann6720
      @manmann6720 4 года назад +16

      NAKANAKA it’s fucking spooky

  • @ceej5690
    @ceej5690 4 года назад +2020

    I don't believe Brassmo is dead, I believe he altered his form to hopefully one day defeat the flying angels. He knew he couldn't beat them, but whatever he changed to maybe could.

    • @MUZXRaoorz
      @MUZXRaoorz 4 года назад +36

      The Legend of Brassmo

    • @themoonlitfurblingoldchann93
      @themoonlitfurblingoldchann93 4 года назад +51

      I don't think he's dead either, but I have a different reason why. Y'know Classic? He might be Brassmo but reborn. He doesn't look like him, but his soul still lives within him, may someday he defeat the Demon Chaos (really thats what they are)

    • @kyleyuen245
      @kyleyuen245 4 года назад +13

      @@themoonlitfurblingoldchann93 Brassmo and Classic have the same stats

    • @mattfromwiisports9414
      @mattfromwiisports9414 4 года назад

      Reborn as Baylee

    • @lumikkiharthri6658
      @lumikkiharthri6658 4 года назад +5

      It is brassmo's soul, not bound by his mortal coil.

  • @gamo_1235
    @gamo_1235 4 года назад +135

    3:27 I would pay to see Brassmo vs Matt from Wii Sports

    • @mattfromwiisports9414
      @mattfromwiisports9414 4 года назад +23

      Even I'm too scared to fight him

    • @ultimatewolfgaming4171
      @ultimatewolfgaming4171 3 года назад +5

      You know, I hear people treat Matt like he's some impossible god, when I used to best him all the time when I was like, 7.

    • @monsterman2.0yt6
      @monsterman2.0yt6 2 года назад

      Brassmo claps.

    • @RingyWinny
      @RingyWinny Месяц назад

      I Bet with 200 rings that Brassmo wins.

  • @darkstrideisi3346
    @darkstrideisi3346 4 года назад +67

    I can just imagine Brassmo walking up to the other choa and just turning them into a crimson mist with a single blow.

  • @frozarburst6350
    @frozarburst6350 4 года назад +1902

    8:28 In Shonen, you always gotta have that one rival character who's one step ahead of you.

    • @deamonxslayer
      @deamonxslayer 4 года назад +152

      *N O T H I N G P E R S O N E L K I D*

    • @nuclearhedgehog7279
      @nuclearhedgehog7279 4 года назад +40

      Unfortunately so...

    • @jacobfoxfires9647
      @jacobfoxfires9647 4 года назад +22

      Sounds like good fan art.

    • @solarprogeny6736
      @solarprogeny6736 4 года назад +86

      But he's gotta be fighting for the wrong reason so that the main character can have the moral high ground

    • @XtraDizzy
      @XtraDizzy 4 года назад +66

      "Brassmos just a shonnen anime prota-WHAT DA FUCK?!"

  • @cresoma
    @cresoma 4 года назад +2996

    the fact you used Pokémon Mystery Dungeon music fucking shattered my heart with nostalgia

    • @groudongamer3178
      @groudongamer3178 4 года назад +50

      We will never forget you brassmo....

    • @cresoma
      @cresoma 4 года назад +8

      groudon gamer he’ll always be in our hearts

    • @groudongamer3178
      @groudongamer3178 4 года назад +12

      @@cresoma amen. Godspeed brassmo, Godspeed you magnificent bastard😭😭😭.

    • @cresoma
      @cresoma 4 года назад +21

      groudon gamer Even though he was partly invisible and horrifically deformed, we saw the greatness in
      _b r a s s m o_

    • @charlottebiscuit4133
      @charlottebiscuit4133 4 года назад

      same

  • @chadgorosaurus4898
    @chadgorosaurus4898 11 месяцев назад +16

    Brassmo is immortal. He's living on through every Salty stream. He's always watching.

  • @mrtylersquared
    @mrtylersquared 2 года назад +52

    Poor brassmo, i think his molecular structure was falling apart as time went on until eventually he put himself out of his own misery by corrupting the save file. Rip Brassmo

  • @lavenzavantas
    @lavenzavantas 4 года назад +2752

    While virgins play Death Stranding,chads play Sonic Adventure 2 Chao Garden.

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 4 года назад +5

      I've played neither so what am I?

    • @kdhskdh2348
      @kdhskdh2348 4 года назад +12

      @@maverickREAL fo real my man returned that shit so quick

    • @drewshere7869
      @drewshere7869 4 года назад +1

      Ok boomer

    • @xavlegm
      @xavlegm 4 года назад +4

      @@Vaguer_Weevil a boomer

    • @silva9648
      @silva9648 4 года назад +3

      The game gets better and better each hour you just need to grind.

  • @milkmangreg871
    @milkmangreg871 4 года назад +1551

    Brassmo is what Eggman was trying to make when he created Shadow

    • @Ganjamm
      @Ganjamm 4 года назад +85

      This comment makes me want to die. Eggman didn't create or try to create shadow

    • @Beautifulconnyxime
      @Beautifulconnyxime 4 года назад +16

      Shadow was created by a kid shadow is a sonic oc

    • @unimationegg1505
      @unimationegg1505 4 года назад +42

      @@Ganjamm eggman's grandad is tecnically speaking is an eggman, since they are related

    • @Ganjamm
      @Ganjamm 4 года назад +5

      @@denmarkus1597 that would be scary if I had a penis. Also sounds delicious

    • @Sungura_Kaiser
      @Sungura_Kaiser 4 года назад +6

      Eggman's granddad is a Robotnik.

  • @NoreoeroN
    @NoreoeroN 2 года назад +71

    At the end of brassmo's life he learned that not everything can be defeated with raw talent thus pushing him beyond to learn what was he was truly capable of, when he did he ascended past the need for a mortal body thus transforming into classic. Classic's name is but a reminder to those who are lucky enough to witness him is to remind them of who he once was, he is a greater being who unlike Santiago has retained his need for morality as his early years were spent learning to humble hos great abilities

  • @okami6399
    @okami6399 4 года назад +34

    That use of “I Don’t Want to Say Goodbye” was absolutely perfect.

  • @painteddolphin0324
    @painteddolphin0324 4 года назад +2703

    And with Brassmo's corruption of the universe, Classic lives on in his place in his own new universe.
    PART 6 END.

    • @uzairh9038
      @uzairh9038 4 года назад +128

      STAND NAME:[BRASSMO]
      STAND MASTER:[SALTY]

    • @zephyrian1006
      @zephyrian1006 4 года назад +64

      A bit closer to Heaven

    • @cir3875
      @cir3875 4 года назад +20

      Meido in heven

    • @theuncannydag
      @theuncannydag 3 года назад +33

      This video & this comment gave me the wonderful thought about Pucci the Hedgehog

    • @cir3875
      @cir3875 3 года назад +7

      @@theuncannydag oh no

  • @justace1448
    @justace1448 4 года назад +2105

    He may not have won the last race, but he always won in our hearts. R.I.P. Brassmo 2019-2019 keep running buddy. Keep running

    • @areallybadchannel2226
      @areallybadchannel2226 4 года назад +42

      He was reincarnated into clasic, he is still running but in a differant form :,(

    • @dr.velious5411
      @dr.velious5411 4 года назад +12

      The rubber band snapped back HARD in that last race.

  • @pantsguy_1036
    @pantsguy_1036 3 года назад +31

    0:00 me running towards mom telling her that i shat on the bed.

  • @sharksuperiority9736
    @sharksuperiority9736 4 года назад +25

    BRASSMO NOO. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO THE LEGEND. THE FINAL WEED BABY

  • @Schmorbo
    @Schmorbo 4 года назад +669

    Salty has definitely grown from the times he abused Chao for fun

    • @Schmorbo
      @Schmorbo 4 года назад +53

      @Kiwi he's not trying to drown them now

    • @areallybadchannel2226
      @areallybadchannel2226 4 года назад +1

      Boooo

    • @TimeLemon
      @TimeLemon 4 года назад +3

      I mean, he still cracks eggs open forcefully, and yeets chaos

    • @Beefaroni_Bert
      @Beefaroni_Bert 4 года назад +1

      welll.....10:25 suggests otherwise

  • @thatguywithwings3792
    @thatguywithwings3792 4 года назад +825

    "C l a s s i c"
    Uhhhh I think you mean Brassmo Requiem

    • @lolrecanzz
      @lolrecanzz 4 года назад +36

      Hit by the Corruption Arrow

    • @ronramen5827
      @ronramen5827 4 года назад +12

      KOREGA REQUIEM DA
      [zoom intensifies]

    • @niccat6052
      @niccat6052 4 года назад +4

      Omg i should delete the comment I just made bc im extremely too late lmao

    • @gamecube-de6bm
      @gamecube-de6bm 4 года назад +4

      He will never know how he truly died

    • @user-yv3ke7mg2l
      @user-yv3ke7mg2l 4 года назад

      666 LiKeS

  • @khodibritton8368
    @khodibritton8368 3 года назад +17

    0:59
    What?
    He’s faster than Sonic!
    He’s faster than Sonic!
    What?

    • @shunplayz21
      @shunplayz21 3 года назад +1

      He must be useing the power of the chaos emrolds

  • @shakabruh5964
    @shakabruh5964 4 года назад +423

    Brassmo never got his redemption in the race he lost before his death.
    This is the saddest saltydkdan arch.

    • @lathanfitzpatrick3531
      @lathanfitzpatrick3531 2 года назад +1

      ACTUALLY the emerald locke arc was more tragic although some characters were introduced just to die many people made it out now i wonder how the platinum locke arc will go but for now i have defeated you you scrub now i'll use this wait for you to get to my level (sorry if this ruins it but this was a joke)

    • @lwright9690
      @lwright9690 2 года назад

      He will in time.... perhaps in this new form...he will.

  • @CBFan5000
    @CBFan5000 4 года назад +218

    Part 1: brassmo Blood
    Part 2: Classic Tendency

  • @Marshadow01
    @Marshadow01 2 года назад +5

    You cant spell Chaos without Chao

  • @gun4505
    @gun4505 2 года назад +11

    "Dad I subscribed to dream"
    "2:45"

  • @marsmuniz749
    @marsmuniz749 4 года назад +907

    "My weed baby"
    -Saltydkdan 2019

  • @shumoko
    @shumoko 4 года назад +1012

    Man this reminds me so much of my Crack Chao, used the GBA gameshark to put his stats to max, he was too good to win, he couldn't finish the races because if he ever took off, he would never land.

    • @ianmoore5502
      @ianmoore5502 3 года назад +98

      By trial and error, I had a maxed out chao using AR and gecko codes. I modded him in Dolphin and loaded him on my gc. He BARELY landed where a truly maxed chao wouldn't have

    • @ninjacat230
      @ninjacat230 Год назад +10

      The PC version has a chao editor and I basically did the same thing

    • @BranJohn98
      @BranJohn98 10 месяцев назад +2

      Oddly poetic

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh 7 месяцев назад +2

      Suffering from success

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@ninjacat230There's a Chao editor for GCN too. Did a fair bit of hex editing because it kept changing my save header to NA.

  • @cookieblobber
    @cookieblobber 4 года назад +17

    I love how your laughs sounded like Vinesauce Joel half the time, especially at 3:26

  • @radioactiveseaotter
    @radioactiveseaotter 4 года назад +7

    Green streak, speeds by.
    Brassmo the Chao.
    Too fast, for the naked eye.
    Brassmo the chao.

  • @ANormalLumberJack
    @ANormalLumberJack 4 года назад +304

    Brassmo is so strong parts of his a body have already transcended in a plane higher than ours

  • @soconfused8541
    @soconfused8541 4 года назад +723

    Dark race with brassso:
    *brassmo blasts off with a trail of dust from his path*
    The angel babies:
    “ZA WARDO”

    • @waffles6280
      @waffles6280 4 года назад +40

      nah nah.
      the angel babies:
      "MADE IN HEAVEN"

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 3 года назад +3

      Brassmo: “WRYYYYYYYYY”

    • @moosesues8887
      @moosesues8887 3 года назад +3

      They accelerated time like pucci

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 3 года назад +2

      @Rhido Curup Funny Weed Baby: “Ho, then come as close as you like”

    • @Solollamamekim
      @Solollamamekim 2 года назад

      @@rynemcgriffin1752 is that a Jojo reference?

  • @HammerspaceCreature
    @HammerspaceCreature 3 года назад +4

    The max stats a chao can have are unrealistically massive so I suppose it's not surprising that randomised ones have disgustingly high stats on average.

  • @minerpig04
    @minerpig04 Год назад +2

    Brassmo couldn't handle defeat, so in a final fit of rage he used his power to completely reset the entire universe

  • @caprabasil2542
    @caprabasil2542 4 года назад +227

    rip brassmo, he was tiny and possessed infinite power
    he was too much for this fragile world to handle

  • @linkmariokirby7373
    @linkmariokirby7373 4 года назад +833

    The Brassmo Defeated arc was my favorite in the anime. Too bad the Revenge of Danides arc that came after sucked so hard.

    • @lathanfitzpatrick3531
      @lathanfitzpatrick3531 2 года назад +23

      Hey spoilers man i havent gotten that far! Should i skip it also brassmo defeated arc was a SIDE arc

  • @kaburii9807
    @kaburii9807 3 года назад +35

    Brassmo was a being with power that could rival that of Kirby's.
    A stabilizer of worlds. Guardian against calamity.
    But even such a powerful being was stopped, by forces beyond reality.
    Outnumbered and alone, the corrupted shadows from beyond reality closed in fast, time and again.
    Brassmo did not falter.
    Furious, the corrupted entities shattered reality, and brought all back into the void.
    Brassmo was gone.
    A new egg had appeared.
    Brassmo was no more, yet his spirit lived on. Shed of his brass shell, his soul was yet again freed. Soon, he would rise again.
    Brassmo is a being that cannot end. Not even by the end of reality itself.
    Brassmo cannot be undone.
    Brassmo is inevitable.
    Classic Brassmo.

  • @themexican8720
    @themexican8720 3 года назад +10

    3:50 Brassmo sent him into Minecraft

  • @Cruddy129
    @Cruddy129 4 года назад +552

    "If you're proned to sezuires look away from the egg"
    Also you: "Zooms directly into the sezuire inducing egg before giving out that warning"

  • @lolrecanzz
    @lolrecanzz 4 года назад +364

    Brassmo's ultimate power was to evolve into CLASSIC, a being with such immense power, none could see his true form. Upon his final loss, he new he had to use his final technique. He had become too powerful.

  • @enriqueaquiahuatl8554
    @enriqueaquiahuatl8554 8 месяцев назад +2

    Brassmo's story is one of the most tragic in media. He went all his life thinking that he was undefeatable, when worthy opponents finally showed up, the world took away his chance to overcome them

  • @her0966
    @her0966 3 года назад +9

    His laugh makes him sound EXACTLY like Joel (vinesauce)

  • @nintendontdothat7308
    @nintendontdothat7308 4 года назад +489

    Goku: I'm the most powerful anime character.
    Brassmo: Hold my beer

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 4 года назад +12

      Brassmo is One-Punch Chao

    • @Who-ug8nj
      @Who-ug8nj 4 года назад +2

      No, that title goes to the almighty GOLDEN EXPERIENCE REQUEIM

    • @karawithgun8148
      @karawithgun8148 4 года назад +2

      Hold my Chao fruit.

    • @nephyxutune
      @nephyxutune 4 года назад +1

      Hold my Capri-Sun.

    • @NeoShot
      @NeoShot 4 года назад

      @@Who-ug8nj Ability wise, I agree, but GER can't lift, bro. House level destruction power right there.

  • @davipupo7422
    @davipupo7422 4 года назад +399

    Remember the seed cosmo dropped when she died on Sonic X ? My theory is that all that chaos energy from super sonic and super shadow attack got into the seed(Thats why he looks like a chao), creating brassmo. Brass + cosmo = brassmo.

    • @Kingdom_hearts_Nerdy_Nerd
      @Kingdom_hearts_Nerdy_Nerd 4 года назад +23

      But that's just a theory a game theory

    • @metal3978
      @metal3978 4 года назад +16

      It's technically also a film theory.

    • @electric_creeper
      @electric_creeper 4 года назад +15

      Due to the Chaos Energy radiation, Brassmo is partially invisible and the genes of Cosmo embeds into Brassmo's bloodstream making genetic particles of the Seedling race mixed with the Chaos race creating Brassmo's green skin which is identical to Cosmo's hair.

    • @metal3978
      @metal3978 4 года назад +6

      Cosmos death is the last thing that happens in sonic X and season 2 sonic X simultaneously simulates sonic adventure 2 and sonic adventure.

    • @electric_creeper
      @electric_creeper 4 года назад +5

      @@metal3978 Illuminati Confirmed

  • @Primal_aspid.
    @Primal_aspid. Год назад

    This was actually the video that introduced me to your channel! Im proud it was this one

  • @Pyrodiac
    @Pyrodiac 2 года назад +4

    "Why is he so fast?!"
    -Sonic, 2019

  • @Purplesubmariner
    @Purplesubmariner 4 года назад +367

    I love how he keeps calling "Stump Valley" "Stumo Valley"

    • @shook198
      @shook198 4 года назад +41

      To be fair, it *does* look like it reads “Stumo Valley.” Lmao

    • @tl1882
      @tl1882 3 года назад +3

      wait what

    • @BetaGunslinger
      @BetaGunslinger 2 года назад +6

      @@tl1882 yeah. It was a typo that wasn't caught in the original release

  • @diapollockal8962
    @diapollockal8962 4 года назад +106

    Brassmo isn't dead, he just reverted into his primal godly state, thus explaining why he's invisible and "Classic."

  • @HexenTiramisu
    @HexenTiramisu 3 года назад +9

    Not only is Brassmo "The Flash", he's also One Punch Man!

  • @mellio6730
    @mellio6730 4 года назад +5

    “It all starts with this. A weed baby containing the ultimate power”

  • @masquerabe6692
    @masquerabe6692 4 года назад +217

    Brassmo: IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

    • @Grandma419
      @Grandma419 4 года назад +28

      SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BI*CH A*S

    • @ApollyonZKX
      @ApollyonZKX 4 года назад +8

      @@Grandma419 HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!

    • @mr.0511
      @mr.0511 4 года назад +4

      He said his dick was
      *t h i s b i g*

    • @Hops2006
      @Hops2006 4 года назад +3

      And I said that's discussing

    • @kimmy1325
      @kimmy1325 2 года назад +1

      SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER-

  • @CasperSpencer
    @CasperSpencer 4 года назад +175

    Alternative title: Salty having a blast for 13 minutes straight

  • @storm10117
    @storm10117 4 года назад +5

    A smaller channel by the name of LyingTuna had a similar experience with a Chao named Jamcept. He was a beast. The channel has adopted him as the mascot. We all take care of him as our shared child. He also came from a "seizure egg." He raced ALL Light Chaos Chao and Jamcept destroyed everyone.
    *also subscribe to LyingTuna he is great.*

  • @fishstx5897
    @fishstx5897 4 года назад +2

    this video has become part of my weekly routine.
    every friday evening, when i go to my boarding school and eat the leftovers from the weekend at home, i listen to this while i eat.
    now that im on summerbreak i cant do that so i listen to it when i clean.
    i dont know why i do that but im grateful.
    funny little weed baby always makes me laugh.

  • @AboveAverageJoshua
    @AboveAverageJoshua 4 года назад +115

    The Real Champion.
    *R.I.P Brassmo - ‘Brassmo was a good kid.’*

  • @sharksuperiority9736
    @sharksuperiority9736 4 года назад +129

    Brassmo the weed baby. We will always remember you, always.
    Bested by Satan.
    But he will always live with us, through his pupil, classic. He watches from the stars forever.
    Godspeed Brassmo, Godspeed

  • @luigot1
    @luigot1 3 года назад

    You just bringed a piece of memory from 15 years ago that I had completely forgotten. Nice.

  • @BertoBoi
    @BertoBoi 3 года назад +6

    Theory: Brassmo is a descendant of Shaggy, and is able to transcend death.

  • @jignjorf9076
    @jignjorf9076 4 года назад +404

    9:15 When even the almighty Giorno piano doesn't help you that's when you know it's over

    • @FA-yi1vt
      @FA-yi1vt 4 года назад +22

      He’s zucchero. Only Zucherro beat Giorno with the piano playing

  • @flakops5194
    @flakops5194 4 года назад +163

    the mystery dungeon ending music really makes this though

    • @sumdudd
      @sumdudd 4 года назад

      Flakops which Pmd song was this again I forgot

    • @flakops5194
      @flakops5194 4 года назад +5

      @@sumdudd it's called don't ever forget

    • @flakops5194
      @flakops5194 4 года назад +6

      oh that sounds like a joke response, it's not that's literally what the song is called

    • @blackcat2333
      @blackcat2333 4 года назад

      it's pmd music? no wonder it sounded familiar

  • @BigbossShoshka
    @BigbossShoshka Месяц назад

    There's just something about Salty vids that bring me back time and time again.

  • @mr.marshall1566
    @mr.marshall1566 3 года назад +4

    This is the most important RUclips video ever, no contest.

  • @Jayromi2
    @Jayromi2 4 года назад +107

    It's amazing that in 12 minutes, I could massively be attached to Brassmo

  • @RestlessDipstick
    @RestlessDipstick 4 года назад +228

    6:58
    He's faster than Sonic!
    *He's faster than Sonic* !
    *W H A T* ? !

  • @mcdxc123
    @mcdxc123 3 года назад +4

    "All these kids are already dead" never i my life will that line make me laugh so hard.

  • @wolfzilla8973
    @wolfzilla8973 4 года назад +7

    1:47 Honestly, salty’s laugh can cure cancer.

  • @adark1289
    @adark1289 4 года назад +134

    10:43 Everyone, Brassmo’s got an announcement to make

    • @mecoolguy3780
      @mecoolguy3780 4 года назад +5

      Quick make sure the moon's not pissed on

  • @sovietmaori
    @sovietmaori 4 года назад +49

    dad: why are you crying so damn loud
    me:

  • @enderunderpressure3719
    @enderunderpressure3719 4 года назад +3

    *Bassmo isnt glitched, he's so powerful that he's phasing in and out of this mortal realm. He is ascending to a higher power as we speak*

  • @madsad7136
    @madsad7136 4 года назад

    This was the first video of yours I watched. No regrets. Brassmo got you the sub.

  • @shayan7516
    @shayan7516 4 года назад +94

    This reminds me of kung fu panda when shifu raises tai lung as a son

  • @Fr0gBeans
    @Fr0gBeans 4 года назад +60

    Chao corruption is a new genre of RUclips content

  • @lucascherestal7234
    @lucascherestal7234 3 года назад +1

    lmfao I love my youtube algorithm i never would have found this legend

  • @WiFiDown37811
    @WiFiDown37811 Год назад +3

    3:22
    Salt: "kill the child"
    Brassmo: _"yes father"_

  • @wik3dd
    @wik3dd 4 года назад +79

    that mans running like goddamn kirby
    *w a i t*

  • @Marcus4Life4
    @Marcus4Life4 4 года назад +108

    I don't know whether to laugh or cry at Brassmo's death

  • @MrLag525
    @MrLag525 Год назад +4

    9:02 IM HANGING ON TO THE OTHER SIDEEE

    • @markvo3137
      @markvo3137 Год назад

      I WON'T GIVE UP TILL THE END OF MEEEEEEEE

  • @Silails
    @Silails 3 года назад +8

    Spent a good 30 to 40 minutes searching for 12:06 and finally found it! (I first thought it was "Fields of Hopes and Dreams" from delta rune, but it wasn't, searched again, and it was "Don't Ever Forget" from Pkmn Dungeon Mystery)

    • @nexusetmiaouss
      @nexusetmiaouss 3 года назад

      Thanks dude!!!!

    • @Silails
      @Silails 3 года назад +1

      @@nexusetmiaouss glad my long search for this song helped someone ^^

    • @nexusetmiaouss
      @nexusetmiaouss 3 года назад +1

      @@Silails thanks a lot my friend you spare me time and you saved me!

    • @Silails
      @Silails 3 года назад

      @@nexusetmiaouss je t'ai pas sauver la vie non plus, mais quand je peux être utile ^^

    • @nexusetmiaouss
      @nexusetmiaouss 3 года назад +2

      @@Silails oh wow je m'attendais pas a ce que tu répondes en français XD
      Haha tu m'économise tellement de temps cimer chef putain x)

  • @Primal_aspid.
    @Primal_aspid. 4 года назад +79

    'I want to destroy so many children'
    *Brassmo is even more brutal than my species*

    • @ix8750
      @ix8750 3 года назад +1

      Than*

    • @nettlesomenpc889
      @nettlesomenpc889 3 года назад +1

      Begone demon, go back from wence ye came!

  • @fishebola
    @fishebola 4 года назад +107

    8:38 well you see this is how most anime antagonists come into play

  • @frog6045
    @frog6045 3 года назад

    i always come back to this video, idk why but its like always lurking in my recommended

  • @steecheeful
    @steecheeful 2 года назад

    So glad this was recommended again. Needed a good giggle

  • @camedialdamage8180
    @camedialdamage8180 4 года назад +61

    “Death” a inaccurate way of representing rebirth

  • @splonk1341
    @splonk1341 4 года назад +49

    "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds..." - Brassmo the Weed Chao

  • @RimuruT3npesuto
    @RimuruT3npesuto 3 года назад +1

    "Amazon prime delivery man when you order the same day shipping at 11:59 PM"
    -Saltydkdan

  • @limetwistanimations8628
    @limetwistanimations8628 4 года назад +3

    Honest to God, best anime ever.
    Just when you think the main characters at the top, it all falls down, it's a Greek tragedy at it's finest.

  • @michaelpreston9819
    @michaelpreston9819 4 года назад +16

    it's always the most tragic when a character dies before he has a chance to finish his character arc