god, its so fuckin telling that people need to constantly donate to eachother just to survive.. its depressing what the world's come to. I hope Gerber will be able to manage, im sorry to hear about this.
When I worked at Chuck E. Cheese, I remember the training video had a entire section about sexual harassment at a workplace, and chuck was dancing in the background while describing in a cheery voice what you should do if a co worker gropes you
As an ex-Chuck E Cheese employee, we were never made to clean the suit. Also it was just a bike helmet with the head built on. Also the suit duty was just a sneaky way to sneak 15 min breaks into our shift. "Yes manager. It does take me 8 minutes to put on the suit, and definitely not 20 seconds."
No matter how many Fnaf games and reinterpretations come out, none can quite match the bizarre aura of the actual original Chuck E. Cheese restaurants. There’s just something about them that no one seems to be able to recreate.
Fun Fact: Chuck E Cheese's is actually available on several food-ordering apps, but for "marketing reasons" they go by Pasqually's Pizza instead (named after the fucking chef character)
12:28 I am absolutely in love with the fact that when Pasqually shows up in the kitchen all the workers are just trying to ignore him and go about their shift
Fun fact: at one point, the voice actor for Mr Munch(the purple one) was played by Christopher Sabat, who is the voice actor for all might, piccolo, vegeta, etc.
My mother has worked for CEC Corporate for years, making her the breadwinner of the family. To put it simply, the Mouse runs the House. EDIT: Just found out that the Arlington CEC my mother works at is responsible for the training video! The footage they shot is from my old Chuck E Cheese I went to as a kid, and is still there.
Im surprised they didn't keep reading the Wikipedia article and see where a name change has been voted on, but rejected by a massive amount or the mention of "Irish travelers" lol
Apparently when I was little, I was absolutely terrified of the costumed Chuck E. Cheese character. One time I hid under the table to avoid him, inconsolable as I told my parents I was scared of his feet. Another time he came out and I went to hide up in the jungle gym tube maze and refused to come down, so my dad had to ask the costume performer to go back into the closet and asked a kid to retrieve me since he couldn’t fit. I have zero recollection of this since I was 4, but my dad reminds me of it everytime anything about CEC comes up.
God the first few seconds were magical. the "learn how to top", the ominous music, the fucking "this video is two years late" joke. what a wonderful time capsule and i haven't even gotten an eigth through. love you Mr salty
Derek's (or Tracey's, if they're still Derek's editor) use of Boreal Valley Vordt's theme with big "This video is two years late" text in Impact font will never not be funny to me.
Fun fact when I worked at CEC, I found out they modernized the personalities of every character, and they made Helen Henny a gamer. Like, during the birthday pre-show, she's playing some random game and talking about how she has the high scores on all the games.
God I remember going down the rabbit hole on these... My friends asked me to stop talking about the history of Chuck E. Cheese so now I tell them about bootleg kingdom hearts novels.
When you guys were talking about the Italians being fictional animals, it reminded me that in a campaign I’m DMing for, we created a new dnd language to match the deep folk languages called deep Italian. And in this world Italians are real and were forced underground.
Wait, Pasqually is an actual Chuck E Cheese character? I've picked up Doordash orders from their ghost kitchen "Pasqually's Pizza and Wings" for some rich people who I doubt have any idea that their food is from Chuck E Cheese. The Chuck E Cheese lore is much more expansive than I thought
My father owned a Chuck E Cheese and I remember being so scared of all the animatronics. But it was that fucking fur suit that scared me the most. Thanks for bringing back memories guys!
7:59 lovely little tidbit about these animatronics specifically. they are "reskins" of old showbiz animatronics, a competing restaurant at the time that was merged with the company. so, if you wanna think about it, it could be percieved that the band is wearing the skeletons of their former competitors.
If I’m not mistaken the name Chuck E Cheese was a rebranding for another company or like another company taking over what used to be there and kept the name
14:58 the flashing “unacceptable crust!” gives me flashbacks to Mandela Catalogue when the text was flashing “uh oh! Bad decision, Mark!” And it makes me wonder what it would be like if you replaced the text
Ok so for like 5 seconds I was like "Woah. thats a dark ending joke Salty" Then he started getting specific and there actually was a gofundme link....yeah I'm gonna go toss some cash at the gofund me.
So far, the only thing I've learned is that furries are worse on Twitter, on other platforms they seem pretty peaceful. That's honestly not that much of a surprise. The worst of every community is pretty much always on Twitter.
i'd probably say from experience that the only place that comes close to twitter furries are telegram furries. source: i called someone a bootlicker for defending a predator and he went out of his way to find my telegram and send me ""threats"" like he was an anime villain. 💀
I like how the training video glossed over the fact the founder of Charles Entertainment was Nolan Bushnell who was also the co-founder of Atari. One of his motivations for creating it was to test new Atari products. This was a hoot. Good job.
Fun fact, there are still locations with the animatronic band setup despite the company getting rid of a bunch of them since 2017. There’s even a location in Illinois that still has a stage that’s supposed to look a house (which has been phased out else where since I believe the late ‘90s-2000s)
I mean, from what we're shown on screen I can imagine it's probably the orange creature shitting on a sandwich. Not gonna check. But given the angle it's most likely just that.
Salty this message will get lost in these comments but your videos never fail to bring a smile to my face, and I'll often go on repeat binge watches of previous videos [favorite one being the building of the MC sets]. Keep being amazing Salty!
13:48 "You Know What Calzone means in Italian?" He never talked about it, so allow me to tell you all what it means. The origin of "calzone" began in Naples, Italy in the early 1700s. If you were to translate 'calzone' from Italian to English, it would mean 'pants leg'. Pants leg refers to the fact that busy workers wanted to have pizza on the go, but carrying a whole pizza isn't exactly 'easy' So Italian chefs just took a pizza folded it in half, and then baked it, resulting in a half-moon shape. This was great cause they could fit it into their pockets and the pockets would keep them warm. They were 1700s Hot Pockets.
Brb, on my way to apply to my local Chuck E Cheese after watching this video Update: Not only did I not get the job, I'm blacklisted from all possible jobs after shaking the Italian man for not telling me the origins of Calzones :(
@@frogchamp. im not fully educated on the subject so im only taking from my shitty memory of passively reading things online lol, but I believe alt r!ght=far right politically (so, very right) and usually this leads to people becoming neo-n$zis (people following n$zi ideology past world war ||), and basically some furries in the furry community have ended up being neo-n$zis way too often 💀 (ofc this is an uneducated reply and is more of a jumping-off point, so people can feel free to correct/add on as much as they’d like /nm 👍hopefully this helps sksmxm)
7:05 Knowing that the closest Chuck E Cheeses near me has a strip club that you can see from the entrance, 11 o’clock closing may have an alternative rationale.
As a furry I can confirm that Pastey is 100% right. And unfortunately most of them are just treated like Missing steps instead of the community kicking them out
lmao I came here to say this, I was like I wasn't expecting this video about chuck e cheese to get too real about problems in the furry community but here we are
See also: Pedos (COUGH4lungCOUGH) and zoophiles. Tho, of course, wrt the former, anyone who's looked at Newgrounds or /co/ can probably tell that's not really just a furry problem. Much to my chagrin...
Just donated. We need all of our funny men and women in full working order so we can get the funny streams. In all seriousness though: you guys helped me though rough times so I’m going to help y’all. You deserve it. You guys are so funny and work so well as friends and a team.
Story from my childhood: I was about 1.5 or 2 when my parents took me to Chuck E Cheese's, and they let me crawl around in the tubes. You know, the ones that wrap every which way, and usually have a slide. Well, I come out the other end with my hands, legs, and torso *covered* in feces. Spoiler alert, it was not mine, and I haven't stepped foot in that bastard mouse's place since.
Fun fact, Bogleech had a similar experience in a McDonalds playplace but with urine. It actually directly inspired them to write SCP-1904, not even kidding!
Somebody explain to me what he was referring to as the problem. He said “people get canceled on Twitter for wearing a maga cap in their suit” is he saying that Twitter is ridiculous for always trying to ruin people? Or is he talking about how he doesn’t want to associate with maga hat wearing furrys. However he can’t get away from them. Someone please help me here
@@bobbyzeitgeist1842 I feel like he's talking about the absurdity of the idea of a colorful cartoon animal wearing something like a MAGA hat and also how common it is.
@@windowcreeperbird9669 if so then I feel it would be weird to specifically call out maga hats. Unless this is specifically a problem. Because what you’re saying is it’s weird to associate a fandom with political ideas. Which is right but I can’t tell what specifically they’re trying to call out here
@@bobbyzeitgeist1842 the problem is that furry culture is a primarily LGBTQ+ one, and if you know anything about trump supporters opinions on oppressed people.. well, you can connect the dots.
I remember going to Chuck E Cheese when I was with my grandparents as a child, my hard-working self grinded for HOURS to get this bland-lookin-ass plushie of the duck girl that I could’ve easily gotten on eBay or some shit.
Fun fact: In the direct to video film “Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000”, Mr. Munch is played by Christopher Sabat, who is most known for voicing Vegeta and Piccolo in Dragon Ball Let that sink in for a sec
14:34 wow I did not see that reference coming, Regardless of anything I still think Flash is a pretty good show. :) Also the line is “forgive me, But to me you’ve been dead for centuries”
I’m surprised they never made some Chuck-E-Cheeses into immersive air bnb experiences, like they did with that Blockbuster in Texas. I’d pay money to eat digornios and sleep under a spooky mouse man bot
Tim Wilsons’ song ‘Chuck-E-Cheese Hell’ is a hell of a lot more hilarious when you realize the titular character probably had to watch these training tapes.
My boss is obsessed with Chucky to the point it has ruined relationships. Like his two exes left because of Chucky. I know more about Chucky than myself.
Honestly, not as many FNAF jokes as I was expecting. Also really stinks what happened to Gerber. Him and Sara have had so many stupid unnecessary struggles and I wish them both the best.
Fun fact, you can see the logo for their old rival showbiz pizza place on the cups. The three stage just is just them wearing the skeletons of the ones who came before them. All the other are old Pizza time theaters. Also yeah, most locations do still have animatronics
I hope Gerber is doing alright after his crash... Thanks for the video Salty, I'm always hyped to see a new upload for you! Even if they're late, they're always welcome. Great stuff as always
I remember going to a friends birthday party at one of these places and when I was watching the animatronics on stage I turn to the left and I see someone in a Chuck E. Cheese mascot costume was staring directly at me for a solid 3 minutes before walking into the back room . Being a dumb kid I didn’t pay much attention to how weird that was and went back to eating pizza and watching the animatronics
🙇Gerber’s GoFundMe:
www.gofundme.com/f/gerber-and-sara-need-your-help
o7
Gotcha covered, King. Give Gerber my best wishes!
god, its so fuckin telling that people need to constantly donate to eachother just to survive.. its depressing what the world's come to. I hope Gerber will be able to manage, im sorry to hear about this.
I got you guys
I don't have my card on me but I'll donate the moment I get it!
When I worked at Chuck E. Cheese, I remember the training video had a entire section about sexual harassment at a workplace, and chuck was dancing in the background while describing in a cheery voice what you should do if a co worker gropes you
That's the funniest shit ever
there better be a archive of it on youtube I NEED to see shit like that lol
I would quite literally pay the price of a house to see Charles explain to me what sexual harassment is
holy shit
Why was this not part of the video ong
As an ex-Chuck E Cheese employee, we were never made to clean the suit. Also it was just a bike helmet with the head built on.
Also the suit duty was just a sneaky way to sneak 15 min breaks into our shift. "Yes manager. It does take me 8 minutes to put on the suit, and definitely not 20 seconds."
A bike helmet as a base actually seems like a decent way to make sure a costume head stays on correctly, now that I think about it.
Neat.
Because of your pfp, I'm imaging Vergil working at Chuck E Cheese.
Had to polish Chucks knob er nose awful.
Ain't no way vergil works at a chuck e cheese
No matter how many Fnaf games and reinterpretations come out, none can quite match the bizarre aura of the actual original Chuck E. Cheese restaurants. There’s just something about them that no one seems to be able to recreate.
Maybe like them actually adding the video games and tube tunnels into the security cams, and add some dim orange and redish dim lighting
look up "Chuck e cheese multi purpose cyber mechanism employee instruction manual chapter 13" real FNaF vibes
@@Bartho_85 (if you didn't know) that is a fake manual
@@SlushysSecret yeah i knew, it was obviously fake but did give me a good laugh
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Fun Fact: Chuck E Cheese's is actually available on several food-ordering apps, but for "marketing reasons" they go by Pasqually's Pizza instead (named after the fucking chef character)
Pasqually’s Pizza is actually a restaurant inside the Chuck E. Cheese entertainment, which is separate.
The pizza is actually more substantial and has more sauce, cheese and toppings. Which makes since, since adults are eating it.
Does Pasqually tell us later?
@@drdespair3651 I’ve tried, and no he doesn’t tell us later.
@Charon the Toaster Shut up. /j
12:28 I am absolutely in love with the fact that when Pasqually shows up in the kitchen all the workers are just trying to ignore him and go about their shift
If I was there I would just stare at the Italian stereotype
Maybe he doesn’t actually work there and the employees are trying their best to ignore him
@@Thegoatone23ok
They’re ignoring him be lcause he looks creepy as fuck
They don't get paid to acknowledge the boss, they get paid to make-a da pizza
Fun fact: at one point, the voice actor for Mr Munch(the purple one) was played by Christopher Sabat, who is the voice actor for all might, piccolo, vegeta, etc.
Also fun fact
Chuck E. Cheese used to air a Christian cartoon!
@@calebpribyl5152 Fun fact! Charles Entertainment Cheese is both God, and the Devil!
What if you fused all the characters together?
@@Justchillinallthetime
It would be turned into a gross Akita monster!
“Akira”
@@Justchillinallthetime It would be Mr. All Piccgeta
My mother has worked for CEC Corporate for years, making her the breadwinner of the family. To put it simply, the Mouse runs the House.
EDIT: Just found out that the Arlington CEC my mother works at is responsible for the training video! The footage they shot is from my old Chuck E Cheese I went to as a kid, and is still there.
Obey the Rat
As opposed to the House of Mouse?
@@nicostud916 we don’t talk about that evil thing
@@DeeDolp OR YOU GET THE BAT
Yes
As a Texan, thank you for calling White Settlement "Crackerville"
Im surprised they didn't keep reading the Wikipedia article and see where a name change has been voted on, but rejected by a massive amount or the mention of "Irish travelers" lol
Yes as another texan I can agree
@@rawushi9969 Huh, never knew that...
Same dude
As a Texan. Yeah that’s pretty good
Apparently when I was little, I was absolutely terrified of the costumed Chuck E. Cheese character. One time I hid under the table to avoid him, inconsolable as I told my parents I was scared of his feet. Another time he came out and I went to hide up in the jungle gym tube maze and refused to come down, so my dad had to ask the costume performer to go back into the closet and asked a kid to retrieve me since he couldn’t fit. I have zero recollection of this since I was 4, but my dad reminds me of it everytime anything about CEC comes up.
Glad to know I wasn't the only one terrified of it
i still am, i cant look at mascots as something safe or good I will scream if you surprised me with a fur suit.
@@emrahalien2972 furrphobic/j
Imagine a grown man asking a child to retrieve his kid in a playplace
I once got stuck in a tube hiding from chuck, it apparently took like 45 minuets to get me out.
As a person who has Italian heritage I can confirm that disappointments are called “Unacceptable Crust”
As an actual Italian I can confirm that's how teachers call their students with low grades
@@MattyMT_ finally, some real closure
I just assumed that was a criminal offense punishable by death
I feel like unacceptable crust sometimes
God the first few seconds were magical. the "learn how to top", the ominous music, the fucking "this video is two years late" joke. what a wonderful time capsule and i haven't even gotten an eigth through. love you Mr salty
i am currently laughing so hard i can't draw. dear Jesus fucking christ
PINIS?????????
oh shit im so sorry for you gerber. i really hope things get better for you
Derek's (or Tracey's, if they're still Derek's editor) use of Boreal Valley Vordt's theme with big "This video is two years late" text in Impact font will never not be funny to me.
Broke: Releasing a video about Chuck E. Cheese when it goes bankrupt
Woke: Releasing a video about Chuck E. Cheese during the FNAF nostalgia boom
Fun fact when I worked at CEC, I found out they modernized the personalities of every character, and they made Helen Henny a gamer. Like, during the birthday pre-show, she's playing some random game and talking about how she has the high scores on all the games.
How to tell when a boomer wrote dialogue for a gamer character.
I wonder what the modern version of Jowels and Pasquale are like?
Gaymer Girl Chicken.
@@chadschmaltz9790 Pasquale now only cooks vegan food, and Jowels was put down for invading the capital.\j
@@chadschmaltz9790 went to a modern Chuck E. Cheese’s they butchered jasper.
9:28 I straight up thought they said : "we got some awsome gays" I mean shit I'd show up to chuck e cheese see how awsome those guys are
after it says that I heard “to play with”
@@Stinkymonkeyyt😂
Pasquale still exists as the mascot for Pasquale’s Pizza and Wings, a delivery-only “ghost restaurant” run out of Chuck E Cheese’s.
Found the food theory viewer
@@kyanchambers260 no
I know people thought they were creepy, but I REALLY want the Chuck E. Cheese animatronics back.
Just turn it into a horror attraction
@@Blue-fg8vt nah cause they're gonna find an animatronic with a person inside and use that
ours still has a chuckE animatronic if you uh wanna absoultely not steal it
Same lol.
im not even gonna consider it
you cant make me
its too easy
God I remember going down the rabbit hole on these...
My friends asked me to stop talking about the history of Chuck E. Cheese so now I tell them about bootleg kingdom hearts novels.
What bootleg books?
As a huge KH fan I NEED to know about bootleg kingdom hearts novels.
Bootleg KH novels? You have my full attention 👀
I'm gonna need these books asap please
are you talking about the kingdom keepers?
When you guys were talking about the Italians being fictional animals, it reminded me that in a campaign I’m DMing for, we created a new dnd language to match the deep folk languages called deep Italian. And in this world Italians are real and were forced underground.
OMG
This idea is amazing. I would love to hear all the lore behind it
undertale plot
Underitalien
As god intended
Wait, Pasqually is an actual Chuck E Cheese character? I've picked up Doordash orders from their ghost kitchen "Pasqually's Pizza and Wings" for some rich people who I doubt have any idea that their food is from Chuck E Cheese. The Chuck E Cheese lore is much more expansive than I thought
15:32 "the crust should not be (...) crusty"
_what the fuck do you want from me_
My father owned a Chuck E Cheese and I remember being so scared of all the animatronics. But it was that fucking fur suit that scared me the most. Thanks for bringing back memories guys!
"Is your father's name Wiliam Afton, perhaps? 🤓"
@@sprungle pffft no, but my girlfriend and I joke about me being a potential bite of 87 victim (even though this was circa 2010-2012)
@@plutopro4046 lol nice
Well my father owned Chuck E Cheese so he’d probably beat up your dad
Did your brother wear a mask and scare you? Also how is your frontal lobe?
7:59 lovely little tidbit about these animatronics specifically. they are "reskins" of old showbiz animatronics, a competing restaurant at the time that was merged with the company. so, if you wanna think about it, it could be percieved that the band is wearing the skeletons of their former competitors.
I was surprised to find out that Showbiz Pizza was the one that came up with the catch phrase "where a kid can be a kid."
The process of skinning your favorite Showbiz characters is called “Concept Unification” and you can watch the process on youtube
@@JamboreeBlackberry yes im aware! however if i got into the whole backstory my comment would have been too long😭
If I’m not mistaken the name Chuck E Cheese was a rebranding for another company or like another company taking over what used to be there and kept the name
Metal as fuck
I genuinely don’t know if Pastey saying “Chunky Cheese” is ironic or not.
_"It's Campbell's Chunky!"_
I cant not hear it anymore
14:58 the flashing “unacceptable crust!” gives me flashbacks to Mandela Catalogue when the text was flashing “uh oh! Bad decision, Mark!” And it makes me wonder what it would be like if you replaced the text
"uh oh! Unacceptable crust, Mark!"
@@richiesmeckgeckscas46 “Let me in Ma-a-a-a-ark! We need t-t-to learn how to to-o-o-o-o-o-op!”
@@loganchitty The MENdela Catalog
13:09 that dough thermometer looks like a something you take into Chernobyl to make sure you don’t get cancer from the radiation
fun fact: the charles entertainment cheese’s current voice actor is the lead guitarist and vocalist for the rock band “bowling for soup”
Youre lying
Im sorry for denying your knowledge
@@TsumeKyuudefunct character arc
Oh my god that makes so much sense
I knew that and I find it cool
Ok so for like 5 seconds I was like "Woah. thats a dark ending joke Salty" Then he started getting specific and there actually was a gofundme link....yeah I'm gonna go toss some cash at the gofund me.
So far, the only thing I've learned is that furries are worse on Twitter, on other platforms they seem pretty peaceful.
That's honestly not that much of a surprise. The worst of every community is pretty much always on Twitter.
That sounds accurate
i'd probably say from experience that the only place that comes close to twitter furries are telegram furries.
source: i called someone a bootlicker for defending a predator and he went out of his way to find my telegram and send me ""threats"" like he was an anime villain. 💀
@@longlivetheking69 wait, you're furry and br*i*sh? 💀
Sounds like we should just delete twitter.
@@GayKermit-._-. some crimes can never be forgiven 🥀
I like how the training video glossed over the fact the founder of Charles Entertainment was Nolan Bushnell who was also the co-founder of Atari. One of his motivations for creating it was to test new Atari products.
This was a hoot. Good job.
Fun fact, there are still locations with the animatronic band setup despite the company getting rid of a bunch of them since 2017. There’s even a location in Illinois that still has a stage that’s supposed to look a house (which has been phased out else where since I believe the late ‘90s-2000s)
That stage is called The Rocker Stage, and it is in Rockford Illinois, I know this because I live in Illinois
Sadly it was recently removed because the Rockford location recently got updated, it’s quite sad.
Alternative Title: Saltydkdan discovers the TRUE fnaf lore
the “have fun!” popping up on screen while salty is warning us not to google subway spyro is sending some very mixed messages
I mean, from what we're shown on screen I can imagine it's probably the orange creature shitting on a sandwich. Not gonna check. But given the angle it's most likely just that.
@@justafurrywithinternet317 it is
@@kabvids8612 Bruh
@@justafurrywithinternet317I hate that I wasn’t surprised
Saltydkdan singlehandedly saved Charles entertainment cheese from bankruptcy
Only 12 years 3 months 25 days 11 hours 54 minutes and 31 seconds early
This reply has a sort of vibe about it, and I'm not sure if it's malicious or not
Imagine the timeline of this video being completed 2 years earlier and Salty saves Chuck E. Cheese.
14:53 “Ayo the pizza here” *gets a domino’s ad right after that*
Salty this message will get lost in these comments but your videos never fail to bring a smile to my face, and I'll often go on repeat binge watches of previous videos [favorite one being the building of the MC sets]. Keep being amazing Salty!
Seems you were wrong
More than three videos in one binge? I’m afraid you’ve gone in too deep
As Chuck would say, "Poggers!"
So true!
Pawgers
*Heavy breathing*
@@heavenlyusurper *Chuck looks around the room as if hes held at gunpoint*
*POWGARS*
It's been years since the last Have-You-Heard-Of salty. Thank you for this
13:48 "You Know What Calzone means in Italian?"
He never talked about it, so allow me to tell you all what it means.
The origin of "calzone" began in Naples, Italy in the early 1700s. If you were to translate 'calzone' from Italian to English, it would mean 'pants leg'. Pants leg refers to the fact that busy workers wanted to have pizza on the go, but carrying a whole pizza isn't exactly 'easy' So Italian chefs just took a pizza folded it in half, and then baked it, resulting in a half-moon shape. This was great cause they could fit it into their pockets and the pockets would keep them warm.
They were 1700s Hot Pockets.
Brb, on my way to apply to my local Chuck E Cheese after watching this video
Update:
Not only did I not get the job, I'm blacklisted from all possible jobs after shaking the Italian man for not telling me the origins of Calzones :(
Throwing a party over here for the return of HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT, and on such a baller topic, too.
It baffles me that the chuckster managed to not go bankrupt during the pandemic
Please tell me Gerber still has his stock.
Chuck E Cheese got lucky with that.
I thought they filed for bankruptcy?
@@burgerking5225 They got lucky.
@@burgerking5225 one out of every 100 companies that go bankrupt win the “free money” card, which pays off all there debts
Imagine Battington videos but there is no horror twist, just mildly offputting training VHS's.
Battington without the ten sailor minutes😔
Viewing of these tapes are prohibited
battington without the predator doll :(
@@heavenlyusurper I would do anything for 10 more sailor minutes. Please, just 10 more.
@@heavenlyusurper that’s not a Battington, that’s Squimpus McGrimpus.
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12:28 YOOO THERE I AM!!!!!!! I’M IN A SALTY VIDEO!!!!!! 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌
13:47 Seems like Salty and the Bois are never gonna trust Pasquale again, he never told them later :(
My best wishes go out to Gerber, hope he's doing well
@@powertheimmortal check the video's description.
Same here-
Pastey stopping the video to talk about the genuine alt right issue in the furry community is absolutely SENDING me
We gotta stop this uprising of alt-right furries.
@@THATRANDOMDUDE99999 idk hell
i mean, sadly he's not wrong
I have no idea what this is (i'm not american). Can someone explain it??
@@frogchamp. im not fully educated on the subject so im only taking from my shitty memory of passively reading things online lol, but I believe alt r!ght=far right politically (so, very right) and usually this leads to people becoming neo-n$zis (people following n$zi ideology past world war ||), and basically some furries in the furry community have ended up being neo-n$zis way too often 💀
(ofc this is an uneducated reply and is more of a jumping-off point, so people can feel free to correct/add on as much as they’d like /nm 👍hopefully this helps sksmxm)
6:57
He's getting springlocked
that dog flip at 7:51 goes so hard
18:11 has Walter White exiting to the right
Young Walt
He is the danger
i'm surprised they said "rainforest cafe" and "furry" in the same sentence and didn't make the obvious Rainfurrest joke
It’s weird seeing Gerber with a different expression besides blank.
Either that or it’s just me.
The manual is its own bundle of fun; the segment on what should be done when disposing of the fursuit head is... iconic.
"Ow, that smarts!"
What does it show?
Man, this has me curious.
Pastey really said "alt fur" when "fur right" is right there
18:01 Vanessa spittin' facts.
XD 😂😂
Pasquale looks like he'd be one of the chef's in Little Nightmares.
He was the former head chef at the maw, until he retired and left his twin sons in charge.
5:43 i love that when salty is saying not to look it up the training video just says HAVE FUN
He's not joking when he says don't look up "subway spyro".
I really should have listened...
I should have listened too.
But what is it cmon
@@kyanchambers260 it's an image of a dragon squatting over shitting into a sub Spyro is making
@@downwordspiralofpiss Fuck that's worse than what I was expecting it to be.
2:57 I believe they changed his design somewhere in the mid-90s. Though the design we know of today wasn't until the 2000s
5:51 Damn Dan if only you had told me that 5 years ago
4:50 "when you're inside chuck, you have a special job!"
Chuck E Cheese is a bottom confirmed.
I guess me and Chucky have more in common than I thought
7:05 Knowing that the closest Chuck E Cheeses near me has a strip club that you can see from the entrance, 11 o’clock closing may have an alternative rationale.
As a furry I can confirm that Pastey is 100% right. And unfortunately most of them are just treated like Missing steps instead of the community kicking them out
at the very least there’s a little more awareness and effort in getting them out in the community than in many others i’ve seen
lmao I came here to say this, I was like I wasn't expecting this video about chuck e cheese to get too real about problems in the furry community but here we are
See also: Pedos (COUGH4lungCOUGH) and zoophiles.
Tho, of course, wrt the former, anyone who's looked at Newgrounds or /co/ can probably tell that's not really just a furry problem. Much to my chagrin...
@@Titleknown Yeah, it's a weird issue I wish didn't exist
@Creepy Girl honestly there was a period of time a couple years ago where like a mass exodus happened in the Star Wars Fandom
As an Italian man, I can confirm that we are fictional animals.
Thanks for confirming for us
5:33 I was planning on looking into Subway Spyro but I was unsold as soon as Derek said uncensored image.
Just donated. We need all of our funny men and women in full working order so we can get the funny streams.
In all seriousness though: you guys helped me though rough times so I’m going to help y’all. You deserve it. You guys are so funny and work so well as friends and a team.
Story from my childhood: I was about 1.5 or 2 when my parents took me to Chuck E Cheese's, and they let me crawl around in the tubes. You know, the ones that wrap every which way, and usually have a slide. Well, I come out the other end with my hands, legs, and torso *covered* in feces. Spoiler alert, it was not mine, and I haven't stepped foot in that bastard mouse's place since.
Aw hell nah 😭
Jesus christ
Traumatising read
Fun fact, Bogleech had a similar experience in a McDonalds playplace but with urine. It actually directly inspired them to write SCP-1904, not even kidding!
Someone took a shit in there?
Pastey's insightful furry commentary is something I never knew I needed
AND ITS FUCKING TRUE
Somebody explain to me what he was referring to as the problem. He said “people get canceled on Twitter for wearing a maga cap in their suit” is he saying that Twitter is ridiculous for always trying to ruin people? Or is he talking about how he doesn’t want to associate with maga hat wearing furrys. However he can’t get away from them. Someone please help me here
@@bobbyzeitgeist1842 I feel like he's talking about the absurdity of the idea of a colorful cartoon animal wearing something like a MAGA hat and also how common it is.
@@windowcreeperbird9669 if so then I feel it would be weird to specifically call out maga hats. Unless this is specifically a problem. Because what you’re saying is it’s weird to associate a fandom with political ideas. Which is right but I can’t tell what specifically they’re trying to call out here
@@bobbyzeitgeist1842 the problem is that furry culture is a primarily LGBTQ+ one, and if you know anything about trump supporters opinions on oppressed people.. well, you can connect the dots.
One of the best series on this channel returns...2 years late...
I hope you still do more!
the words "Pasquale is dead" slowly appearing on screen is making my goblin brain chuckle at one in the morning
17:06 real FNaF jumpscare
I can't donate but I really hope that Gerber and Sara are able to get the funds they need for their bills as soon as they can, hoping for the best!
3:05 “I don’t like how he’s not wearing pants”
𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐈𝐭 𝐄𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐞𝐫…
the training video being filmed in white settlement texas just makes sense
every HYHA injects life into me, thank you funny salt man
I remember going to Chuck E Cheese when I was with my grandparents as a child, my hard-working self grinded for HOURS to get this bland-lookin-ass plushie of the duck girl that I could’ve easily gotten on eBay or some shit.
The duck girls name is Helen Henny btw
Fun fact: In the direct to video film “Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000”, Mr. Munch is played by Christopher Sabat, who is most known for voicing Vegeta and Piccolo in Dragon Ball
Let that sink in for a sec
Chuck E. Cheese and the Galaxy 5000 is a content gold mine, but none of the big youtubers have done shit with it
Mr. Munch, Prince of all Saiyans.
Let that SINK IN
The most memorable thing about Chuck E. Cheese for me in recent years is Chuck saying, "POGGERS!!" on Twitch.
6:56, pov you are watching William Afton getting impaled in every imaginable orifice after the idiot tripped the locks
20:34 Holy shit! Look at the elevation! It’s a sign!
14:34 wow I did not see that reference coming,
Regardless of anything I still think Flash is a pretty good show. :)
Also the line is
“forgive me, But to me you’ve been dead for centuries”
I’m surprised they never made some Chuck-E-Cheeses into immersive air bnb experiences, like they did with that Blockbuster in Texas. I’d pay money to eat digornios and sleep under a spooky mouse man bot
Tim Wilsons’ song ‘Chuck-E-Cheese Hell’ is a hell of a lot more hilarious when you realize the titular character probably had to watch these training tapes.
20:01 a another settlement needs your help, I'll mark it on your map
The moment Pasqually came on screen I was hit with a wave of pain which is pretty accurate to the experience I'm having listening to him.
My Italian ancestors from 100 years ago are probably rolling in their graves
I hope Salty goes down further into the Chuck E. Cheese rabbit hole and we eventually get a video titled: Have You Heard About: Texas
If he went down that rabbit hole, we'd get a video on Uncle Klunk
At last, the return of the greatest series of anything known to mankind.
My boss is obsessed with Chucky to the point it has ruined relationships. Like his two exes left because of Chucky. I know more about Chucky than myself.
10:12 Early Friendlocke Season 3 reference?
20:55 the elevation of White Settlement is 666 😭
after this video, i wish the fnaf franchise actually used these unnerving videos and the whole ambience as inspiration instead of what it currently is
Honestly, not as many FNAF jokes as I was expecting.
Also really stinks what happened to Gerber. Him and Sara have had so many stupid unnecessary struggles and I wish them both the best.
what?
@@18benzo8 Check the video description
After watching so many of those dumb analog horror videos I always expect some weird spook to pop up when I watch this
Fun fact, you can see the logo for their old rival showbiz pizza place on the cups. The three stage just is just them wearing the skeletons of the ones who came before them. All the other are old Pizza time theaters. Also yeah, most locations do still have animatronics
feels liks this was held back and now that everyone knows salty is friends with a bunch of furries and it's fine, now we can have this lol
Not a furry myself, but know a few of them. Furries are normal people for the most part. It's just easy to make fun of the "eccentric" ones.
@@Nayplays1 I am a furry
I hope Gerber is doing alright after his crash...
Thanks for the video Salty, I'm always hyped to see a new upload for you! Even if they're late, they're always welcome. Great stuff as always
19:52 Pokemon Black Plantation and White Settlement
I remember going to a friends birthday party at one of these places and when I was watching the animatronics on stage I turn to the left and I see someone in a Chuck E. Cheese mascot costume was staring directly at me for a solid 3 minutes before walking into the back room . Being a dumb kid I didn’t pay much attention to how weird that was and went back to eating pizza and watching the animatronics
“When you’re inside Chuck, you have a special job.”
That was a thing that was just said.