"Here's how to change your grade from an F to an A+!!!!" What is this the 1950s??? You should be teaching kids to hack into the grade holding server if you want them to learn how to change a grade nowadays.
For now just dream Begin: Hush now, drift off to sleep reality, a memory Don't be scared of what you find Yeah, It's all just in your mind Monster live inside Your head at night, they are all right Cause they never compare To the ones that live outside So dream, dream, Dream your dream Cause when you awake, your nightmare awaits So dream, dream, Dream your dream Cause when you awake, your nightmare awaits It's a fanatsy, They'll be seeing you soon Nowhere left to go, Terrors keep breaking throught So dream, dream, Dream your dream Cause when you awake, your nightmare will become the truth Rows of teeth penetrate There's no escape, the veil is raised Every mistake visible Visible So it was me after all? after all? A music box that creaks The melody brings solemn peace, But only for one more breath one more breath The last one you might have left you might have left So dream, dream, Dream your dream Cause when you awake, your nightmare awaits So dream, dream, Dream your dream Cause when you awake, your nightmare awaits It's a fanatsy, They'll be seeing you soon Nowhere left to go, Terrors keep breaking throught So dream, dream, Dream your dream Cause when you awake, your nightmare will become the truth The ticking clocks....., Breaks the spell with every beat illusion or not, You are safe for now, so dream So Dream Your Dream! So dream, dream, Dream your dream Cause when you awake, your nightmare awaits So dream, dream, Dream your dream Cause when you awake, your nightmare awaits It's a fanatsy, They'll be seeing you soon Nowhere left to go, Terrors keep breaking throught So dream, dream, Dream your dream Cause when you awake, your nightmare will become the truth
Even then did that actually ever work? I can imagine even at the time you would note down their grade in a compendium before you gave the kids their tests back
The worst part is I've seen the bottle thing done much better. A kid at my school printed it all on the label itself in place of all the nutritional information and ingredients. He still got caught, which honestly just goes to show how terrible and uninspired their sharpie version of it was.
Considering these people come from somewhere in Europe or Russia, the test regulations could be different. I am from Central Europe and (at least at my schools) we were always allowed to drink and eat whatever we wanted, as it is believed to support your abilities to concentrate and enhance your overall performance. However, this trick would still not work out, since the teachers constantly patrol around the room and watch you very closely.
For me in all Primary School, Middle School and High School we weren't allowed to have Fizzy(Soda) drinks in School, only Juice and Water from the water bubblers.
it's trending cause indian people watch this channel. one of the recommended searches is "123 GO! Hindi" and apparently there's a Hindi version of the channel
I'm indian but I'm build different. My little cousin what this cringey stuff on the living room and the parents act like it's normal, but I know they are dying internationally
No one: This videos: have you overworked the children in you factory again and don't want the government to find out? Watch this video and watch till the end for more fun ways to get away with child labour.
With this shitty high school content that’s based on Mean Girls-type stereotypes (123 Go, Hannah Stocking, Lele Pons) I’m convinced Susan loves this shit
@@juuleusog enlighten my peasant brain then. Although i will take it with a grain of salt, knowing it comes from a guy who chose to name his account with the blandest name ever
i actually went for an interview once and it turned out they cast people for those 123GO! videos and 5 minute crafts and im glad i didn't take it further.
As an Ethiopian child who eats flies
IM TRIGGERD
mentally endangered ouch
h-hey, baka!!! E a t t h e t u r t l e s
Same here
Not as triggered as the school shooter getting an F.
**fly eating stops**
"A gay little channel"
Diesel's empty voice made those words so much better.
GodlyGalactus yeah
how come the same comment above urs has more likes
I gave you your 400th like
609 LUL
indigo 1.1k ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
If Diesel is suffering then we will suffer with him
Yes
Why do I see you everywhere?
Yes we will
You are like the female Justin Y.
Is there a way to learn this power?
Wow 𝕍𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕀ℝ𝔼 you watch and comment on about every video I watch.
Changes D- to A+
Most of the paper is still covered in red X's
Illusion 100
If you don't say they cant look at the questions. They can't, that's offending a minor without consent, that's ilegal on youtube
They can't beat me up if there is no questions to look at.
I'm your 100th like
more like Delusion 100
Imagine being in a school so bad that teenagers are freaking out over a class that's just drawing a circle and struggling to get glue out of a bottle
8 eyed guy XD
I think it’s the special ed class
8 eyed guy that’s actually really racist
@@VargoOP are you stupid or joking,
If joking: not funny
If serious: seek help
『 Alex and Parker 』 bruh stop being racist it’s not nice
“Christmas was like, five years ago”
I mean, he’s not wrong
can i speak to your manager It does feel like it
At least he got the spirit
And your comment is Five days old, also that bird must be really entitled if he's trying to speak to my manager
hi manager. btw diesel patches is daddy
JODisHere yes
"Here's how to change your grade from an F to an A+!!!!"
What is this the 1950s??? You should be teaching kids to hack into the grade holding server if you want them to learn how to change a grade nowadays.
iCarly tackled that in 2008. They were way ahead of their time. 😂
These oddly remind me of the educational films they used to show on mst3k.
For now just dream
Begin:
Hush now, drift off to sleep reality, a memory Don't be scared of what you find Yeah, It's all just in your mind
Monster live inside Your head at night, they are all right
Cause they never compare
To the ones that live outside
So dream, dream,
Dream your dream
Cause when you awake, your nightmare awaits
So dream, dream,
Dream your dream
Cause when you awake, your nightmare awaits
It's a fanatsy, They'll be seeing you soon
Nowhere left to go, Terrors keep breaking throught
So dream, dream,
Dream your dream
Cause when you awake, your nightmare will become the truth
Rows of teeth penetrate There's no escape, the veil is raised Every mistake visible
Visible
So it was me after all?
after all?
A music box that creaks The melody brings solemn peace, But only for one more breath
one more breath
The last one you might have left
you might have left
So dream, dream,
Dream your dream
Cause when you awake, your nightmare awaits
So dream, dream,
Dream your dream
Cause when you awake, your nightmare awaits
It's a fanatsy, They'll be seeing you soon
Nowhere left to go, Terrors keep breaking throught
So dream, dream,
Dream your dream
Cause when you awake, your nightmare will become the truth
The ticking clocks....., Breaks the spell with every beat illusion or not,
You are safe for now, so dream So Dream Your Dream!
So dream, dream,
Dream your dream
Cause when you awake, your nightmare awaits
So dream, dream,
Dream your dream
Cause when you awake, your nightmare awaits
It's a fanatsy, They'll be seeing you soon
Nowhere left to go, Terrors keep breaking throught
So dream, dream,
Dream your dream
Cause when you awake, your nightmare will become the truth
Even then did that actually ever work? I can imagine even at the time you would note down their grade in a compendium before you gave the kids their tests back
Gnasni only smart teachers would do that.
When he said “Christmas was like five years ago” I felt that.
I never got it.
@@octoberspooks1771 same
It’s okay
@@octoberspooks1771 he meant like christmas feels like nothing as an adult so like 5 years ago it felt like christmas
yeah it was fun at first i mean im grateful for the gifts but i have to be fake exited for it llke act as im exited but tired
"Christmas was like, five years ago"
*No no, he's got a point.*
i don't get it
@@CKCDP christmas was 5 years ago or are you being sarcastic?
ragnar holm no i really don't get it....
@@humanman2358 christmas was also 5 years ago
@@ragnarholm479 yall slow asf bro
“A gay little channel”
- diesel patches
Yes dipper
@@eatyourcerealnumber2693 lol
right when he said i looked at the comments and was surprised that no one was being a bitch abt it 🤯🤯
Gay as Durand and blubs
aka his channel
You have the voice of an angel
A satanic angel
An angelic satan
A satanic angelic
A satan angel
Satan with angelic power
“Yeah cmon children let’s go learn the ways of satan”
Hey! Dont compare satan to that shit of the earth.
He is an embarrassment to Satan kind.
Food_ Boi as told by Daddy Diesel
Kids: gets bad grades on their tests
Girl: “You know what we have to do.”
*Pumped up kicks slowly coming on in the background*
hello violet. btw diesel patches is daddy
yep thats how it went kid. no need to literally repeat what happened in a shittier text form
“Grab the AK-47 honey so you have for tomorrow!!”
Roberts got Quick hand
All the other kids with the pumped up kick better run better run faster them my bullet
Yep, like that bit wasn't in the video thanks for the chuckle!
"Is that tree moving?"
**VIETNAM FLASHBACKS**
It's the snipas I tells ya
@@Adam_and_steve Darn campers.
Wow
My grandpa had PTSD because of THIS video
imagine being a Vietnam soldier and after you kill an American soldier you hear :CAMPER GET A LIFE TRASH NOOB
“Yeah come on children let’s go learn the ways of Satan”
-diesel patches 2020
He probably plays a lot of Doom
Yea true...
The worst part is I've seen the bottle thing done much better. A kid at my school printed it all on the label itself in place of all the nutritional information and ingredients.
He still got caught, which honestly just goes to show how terrible and uninspired their sharpie version of it was.
That must've been an observant teacher or a bad print job
School shooting joke was honestly put together well. Haven’t seen anyone make that joke good. Congrats man keep it up😂💀💀
papa diesel shot up quite a few schools back in his day
I mean US Americans think its good
Pumped up kicks intro was perfect bruh
reddit
@@deadraven355 What do you want? Applause?
my teachers don’t write the literal grade, they write how many we got wrong out of whatever
Same
Same
Same
Da fauq
Same and also dafuq
3:10 you’re not even allowed beverages like that when a test is being administered...
We're not allowed beverages (asides from water) at all.
Considering these people come from somewhere in Europe or Russia, the test regulations could be different. I am from Central Europe and (at least at my schools) we were always allowed to drink and eat whatever we wanted, as it is believed to support your abilities to concentrate and enhance your overall performance. However, this trick would still not work out, since the teachers constantly patrol around the room and watch you very closely.
Mumphley precisely even if we were allowed beverages they’ll be like “hey, why the fuck are you looking at you’re soda/water bottle?”
For a moment there I asked myself "do Americans actually do that?"
For me in all Primary School, Middle School and High School we weren't allowed to have Fizzy(Soda) drinks in School, only Juice and Water from the water bubblers.
I like how they have extremely high level math in one class, and in another it’s cIrClE dAy
I thought you said extremely high level of meth
@@tonisoto7888 feel like that while trying to watch the video
6:28
"hey you can put it in"
"really?"
"yes"
Literally seconds later
hello kenne. btw diesel patches is daddy
*WhEn U tHiNk Of 8 yEaR oLdS*
F.B.I OPEN UP!!!!!!
Hello JOD btw diesel patches is daddy
The F.B.I no u
I’m sorry for anyone but the jokes he makes about serious situations is KILLIN MEE 😂🤣🤣🤣
Guys I am sorry for having a sense of humor and laughing at jokes
@@flankscout hahahhahaha I'm sorry dude
Their jokes are just perfect
Mikke I don’t accept ur apology
You don't have to sorry, i give a shit if you're laughing or not anyways
6:28 are we not going to talk about that...
I hope not
No
ok
I CRIED OMG
What’s wrong with it 👍
Diesel: These sound effects annoy me
Johnny Test: *Whip cracks intensify*
That show is what took away my hearing
2:57
Wait a minute.
Is he.
How-
*HOW THE HELL DID HE SNEAK IN SODA WITHOUT GETTING IN TROUBLE?*
Mr What's his name? They get taught about circles and arts and craft but also algebra so don’t question it
Your school doesnt let you have a bottle of cola ???
This is how
Put it ih nto a non clear bottle like a flask or something
yeah just hide it in a heroin syringe or something
*Stealth 100*
*"Bongo Bongo I dont want to leave the Congo"*
*-God*
Same here
So I listened to that song on repeat on Fallout 3 and New Vegas, and from that I would know that in the song he says "bongo" 3 times not 2.
@@Adam_and_steve yeah
@@Adam_and_steve fallout 76 was an "apocalyptic" end to the franchise...
“Bingo Bango bongo he don’t wanna leave the Congo”
-*Satan himfuckingself*
You’re one of the only people who makes quality content.
hello absent. btw diesel patches
@@JODRecaps love your content
I love how the “kids” in these videos are obviously adults who pay taxes and probably have a mortgage
Yeah no fucking shit
4:46 how tf do you fall down and loose your earrings
Magic😂😂😂😂
Must be the work of an
KILLER QUEEN HAS ALREADY TOUCHED THE READ MORE BUTTON
Kim lost her earring by getting throwed in the ocean 🤔
Failure of being a human
As someone who has a mom that finds different ways to lose earrings at least once or twice a month, that is nothing.
"Who still watches skateboarding videos!"
Me: *Looks around awkwardly*
Felt that...
Loser.
@@alanv1233 look who's talking
Alan Varghese Cringe
@@crackermuncher3869 I mean, he is correct. Who still watches cringey stakeboarding videos?
I'd eat a chocolate covered onion, no matter how cursed that sounds.
10/10
Me too
My older brother would, too.
I have, the taste at the start isn't bad. However, the after taste was disgusting.
@@RoD-zm1zp you've been excused
*Taaykay has left the chat*
6:27 *"Are we not going to talk about this"*
*No...* 😳
No
FBI open up
we do not speak of *that*
Please do not ruin this
"Alright, Kevin. You know what we have to do."
Pumped up kicks: ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF
Woohoo!
We need to talk about Kevin
Hiiiiii Kevinn
As a Latino watching an English channel, I wasn't expecting that Dross screamer coming out of the tree.
do you know lele pons? shes latina yk
(sorry in case it offended you)
Lele haunts everyone even Latinos like me.
Didn't expect my greenscreen to be used in a channel that the content is in english, it was a big surprise for me.
wanna know who else is latino?
Si , la verdad super referencia ( if you dont understand a shit its not my problem )
Wiesel: “Woops, you just murdered a fellow classmate.”
Me: *having danganronpa flashbacks*
No one cares weeb
Jada Whitt omg noo
Don't wanna remember that😭😭
@Asui you're so mad
*EXECUTION MUSIC STARTS*
The School shooting jokes are too funny, sadly they are cut short.
just like the kids lives.
I-
Nice.
Damn...
dayum bro, ok
Nice
0:52
As a Ethiopian, i can confirm this is true.
how do flies taste tho
@@techsupportscammer9491 only Ethiopians know
bruh
@@xxxEarthEliafairyxxx addfdffid ababbsbsbabababa flei
@@xxxEarthEliafairyxxx bruh
6:28 Onision thinking about teens
𝙄-
drake*
@@emb3r700 him too
Bro-
both of them creeps yall
Their acting makes brazzers look like disney
*no*
What's brazzers
aloehaiiqa毫无 an adult film show. Don’t ask more than that
@@lovelykitty42 send me the trailer unless it's a horror or something 😅 I wanna sleep tonight
@@aloehaiiqa5164 oh honey... Let's hope you don't have a stepsister who's stuck in the washer. 🙂
Kevin is such a chad, I mean count how many girlfriends he has.
“Did these Christmas pranks get you in the holiday spirit?”
“No”
hello miya. btw diesel patches is daddy
@@JODRecaps fr 😍😍
BestfriEND
boyfriEND
girlfriEND
Diesel patches
All of those have ends, only diesel patches, had no end.
(die)sel patches
@@kanyemolest9965 oh no-
Danny Devito
@@juicecakes (Da)nny (D)evito
Diesal cop
Me: “Gets an F”
Also me: “pulls out an AK 47”
if you pull out the AK 47 youll get the Ak 47
@@MonkeyIndustries ayy whats up speed wagon
@@hiivasivut yes, it is i, speedwagon!
Woah relax, fatweasly yt....
@J.R. my teacher nigga anyway
it's trending cause indian people watch this channel. one of the recommended searches is "123 GO! Hindi" and apparently there's a Hindi version of the channel
Fuck I didn't know that
I'm indian but I'm build different. My little cousin what this cringey stuff on the living room and the parents act like it's normal, but I know they are dying internationally
I mean there’s so many of us like what’d y’all expect lolll
bro, that would sound absolutely hilarious, I could totally watch that with the hilarious indian dub
"The soda covers it!"
Me: your not allowed to have soda at school unless its at lunch
IHateMyInsomnia 207 I mean these videos were intended for kids in school around the 1950s so I guess back then it was allowed
My school allows soda in class but i guess im one of the lucky ones
At my school we’re not allowed to have soda at lunch either
*bruh I’d be crucified if I did even at lunch.*
I go to a boarding school so water only
It’s gonna be rough when they hit college and simply accidentally plagiarizing can fail your project/test
hello jason. btw diesel patches
6:28
Mini Ladd moment right there.
Now that’s hot 🥵
pablo is happy
it's what my mom tells me when the white stuff comes out
oh
@@genji4359 ⁿº
9:09 is unironically some of the funniest shit I have ever seen in a long time
No one:
This videos: have you overworked the children in you factory again and don't want the government to find out? Watch this video and watch till the end for more fun ways to get away with child labour.
yes
About changing the grade: What about all the marks on the wrong answers, comments or percentage scores?
7:23 didn't expect to see Dross Rotzank there, nice
Neither do I
😂😂
Apu se va de los Simpsons
Y si eh
Nice icon how are your campaigns
6:29 I laughed way harder than I should have at that
"me when I think oh 8 year olds",
Oh my you need Jesus. Can I get a hallelujah.
No, but you can get a child
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
HALLELUJAH!!!!!
Hallelujah
Everyday I think everything will become better, then I realize who the CEO of RUclips is.
Susan Wocjsicucjcicjxuxisususjsjsuwja?
Susan Waterjetski
We can fire her if we have enough people signing the petition to kick her out of here. There’s a petition going on to fire here for her idiocy.
Ashton Byrd where can I sign?
With this shitty high school content that’s based on Mean Girls-type stereotypes (123 Go, Hannah Stocking, Lele Pons) I’m convinced Susan loves this shit
Imagine trying to encourage children to put unsterilised paperclips through any piercings they have lol wtf
hello sam. btw diesel patches is daddy
I'm not surprised if they end up cutting off their earlobe. Its what they get for being a moron.
If it aint actual metal/gold/silver dont put in in your ears!! its legit a safety hazard that the 123 go is promoting
ghulam237
That’s natural selection for you.
Yep
"Christmas was five years ago"
It's hard to argue with his assessment
"Come on children let's go learn the ways of Satan."
Netflix: are you still watching? Someone's daughter: 9:09
LOL!!!
Lmao
lmao
Lmao
Lmao
This channel is like an apartment building project in chernobyl
Comrade20 nice history reference there comrade
@@Opiath3 thanks, live near the country next to ukraine
Cloud
hello comrade. btw diesel patches is daddy
The moan when he stuck the onion on the stick.
Everyone go gangsta, till diesel plays spongebob music in the background
Everyone’s gangsta*
gangsta is everyone*
Everybody gangsta*
hi keys. btw diesel patches is daddy
3:45 that was...
when I say I was laughing so hard, it's an understatement
Kevin, you're going to jail for sexual assault 😡
@@NewName007-n3u STFU EMY 😡 GIVE ME THE FUCKING SHIRT 😡1!1!
@@H000d4 STOP IM CALLING POLICEE!!! 😡😡😡
0:24 my mom when I tell her a joke from school
Oof
Salt
Sugar
Pepper
My little sister watches this channel he is talking about
Every f*cking day
i feel bad for you
oh no
well, call the exorcist
He
He
It's just a phase...
Don't worry!
6:28 yes officer,this video
It's a joke
I love that time stamp
4:35 does "poor amy" not have something called eyes?
You need a brain for eyes to work, something she clearly doesn't have
I’m a simple man: I see Diesel uploads, I look to the sky and thank daddy Diesel for providing.
Agreed, i'd celebrate and shoot an AK out of a car
"You're sitting next to a tool" *LMAO*
"did these holiday christmas pranks get you in the mood-"
*"no"*
In fact, it even makes me hate Christmas more.
@@EbilEnemyofBurgerTown F
Friend: Hey, Billie Eillish is coming over to our house. Wanna see her?
Me: 1:18
Sell her kidneys
Hahahahaha I wish
If only...
Umm so you want to shoot Billie because she comes over to your house?
Francis T_T It’s dark humor
Francis Rose who doesnt wanna shoot Billie
Nobody:
These videos: yo did you sexually assault someone but didn't know that she was 11?
Easy! You fake your own death and move to Antarctica
Fun fact: Like 9 grams of wasabi is a lethal dose. Those fuckin cookies are dangerous.
Your name Neil?
8:56 I just realized that she said 'she' for the guy instead of 'he'
No she was speaking in the perspective of the guy
Did yOu JUsT AsSume mY genDer
@@dylankersten3383 TRIGGERED
This is basically five minute crafts, except that saves grades, this ends them.
Diesel patches: 1:17
American kid: how did you know?
They probably cant handle the spice of white bread
White People
they'll probably have a brain seizure and be wiped from the face of the universe if they get a small drop of hot sauce in their food
I'm white and I put that Tabasco shit on everything (Yes ik it's a late comment)
at least they don't loot and destroy businesses for the sake of white lives mattering
@@mello4989 true
11:48 i love the timing when he said no, she frowned
1:19 Is it bad that I can't stop rewinding that part XD
3:44
These videos are created when brother and sister decide to have a kid.
lol
What are you doing stepbro?
@@israelcube6080 I'm studying sexy biology.
Can you help me I'm have trouble
hello epic. btw diesel patches is daddy
9:25
THAT MOAN !! 😂😂
@Bread Toast are you joking or..
@@randomname7062 are you? Why would he joke
@@captain0159 You cant be that brain dead
@@juuleusog enlighten my peasant brain then. Although i will take it with a grain of salt, knowing it comes from a guy who chose to name his account with the blandest name ever
@@captain0159 How do you miss two jokes in a row, that arent even related to one another?
I don't know why, but I love diesel's inflammatory and sarcastic comments.
I honestly love the "me when i think of 8 year olds" joke
*All the dislikes are 123 go "fans"*
all 300 of them
@@coldeezy2677 393 now
I loveee 123 go
Gym Leader Jon It was a joke
@@treday1256 oh
“Who still watches skateboarding videos?”
Me: *looks at friend’s phone*
“I think I know”
i actually went for an interview once and it turned out they cast people for those 123GO! videos and 5 minute crafts and im glad i didn't take it further.
Square day
Triangle day
Circle day....
What's next? Rectangle day?
Nah, school shooting day is next
tetradecahedron day
next class I going to be Rhombicosidodecahedron day
how about Icosahedron day?
7:23 Thanks for putting DrossRotzank in your video. That was really good.
Was looking for someone else who knew him!!
COÑOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
C O Ñ O
I think dross could also be used as a meme in the english speaking youtuber's videos
hello perf. btw diesel patches is daddy
1:17 This is absolute perfection.
3:45 is a masterpiece
My god, diesel. That reference to Pumped up Kicks was brilliant. I laughed so damn hard
2:57 my school doesn't even allow any drinks besides water lol
I can have alcohol
You could Drink vodka then
They don't even allow water at mine I have swallow my spike drink my own blood
same here but the only drink they allowed me in the classroom to drink in class is water thats all
I meant spit not spike
That’s a great slogan for RUclips
“RUclips, we reward laziness!”
3:54 had me dying I’m so glad I found this channel
christmas happened like 5 years ago
hi Xi. btw diesel patches is daddy
0:30 diesel patches face reveal
hello av. btw diesel patches is daddy
@@JODRecaps u know it
6:28 this is me in the bathroom
hello life. btw diesel patches is daddy
2:57 that’s why we can only have water for our exams/tests
"Alright Kevin...you know what we have to do"
"News just arrived!45 people killed at school from 2 shooters!"
Pumped up kicks intensifies
4:36 replays available
" *dAmN* "
Someone edit final killcam in this
tell me why the “cookie pieces” look like slices of munster cheese
Right? I thought they were gonna be some fresh baked Chocolate chip cookies. Wtf were those? 🤢🤢
2:15 luckily I brought my Samsung Smart fridge to the test