“Hey guys I hope you liked that message about why you shouldn’t look at garbage animations, they’ll give you severe cancer everywhere and you will die of starvation”
Bro once in reddit people were defending step siblings sexual relationship. I started to think maybe westerners have no problems with such relationships. I felt so weirded out.
yeah I posted on reddit a few times just for the fun of seeing some idiots being well idiots, and well they were more stage 10 douche bags and shit heads then idiots
Mike actually is the winner in that story, he ended up having an actually nice girl take an intrest in him over a dumb bimbo but ofcourse most likely none of this even happened
Nobody: Actually happened: "my little brother ate the last slice of pizza so I decided to get into human trafficking and sold him to a Mexican drug cartel as a sex slave, but later I found out that the slice had been in the microwave all along and that my brother had passed away 10 years ago!!! True story"
@@doodoofart3391 literally I was on Instagram and on the Instagram TV thing there was one of those really fake story's and it was going on about how she was in love with her brother and one of the comments went oh why ? incest isnt so bad it's just like being gay or bisexual.
It's always funny to me when people say shit like "I don't want to study, I want to be an actor/model or something" and skip studying and then go on internet to make tweets about how air conditioners are sexist
Yeah, and I kinda disagree with the whole "school teaches us nothing important" but it's those same people who don't pay attention in school and try to act smart on social media with anything debatable (politics for example) but in reality they're just fucking idiots.
Oh dear god, the second one angered me the most. Like, who would in their right mind would sympathize with a bitchy girl who befriended a guy just so that she can pass school and then ditch him afterwards? That’s complete crap. It was extremely satisfying seeing her fail school and her sister revealing who she truly is to that guy. Karma caught up to her, and it was much deserved too.
Yta, just because someone won't let you copy his homework doesn't mean. You can just kidnap his parents and then blackmailing them to their son just to copy a test, and you'll probably drop out of school so the test will not matter, its not you that had been betrayed but its your boyfriend
I had a crush on a girl once. Her older sister married my cousin. Now we’re step cousins of some sort. Shortly after, I lost my crush on her. Funny how that works
Honestly I understand the attraction especially if you are around 14 to 19 due to hormones and if you didn’t grow up with the distant family member in question I just feel it is wrong to act on those feelings
@@death3678 I think for a normal person once you associate them as family in any way despite blood relation you kind of loose your attraction to them. My family is pretty big and there are plenty of in laws and attractive girls which would normally be my type. The fact that I'm not attracted to any of them is a little to conspicuous to be a coincidence in my opinion.
I have two favorite lines here. The intro ("Bongo, Bongo, Bongo I don't wanna leave the Congo") And the Minor Alert ("Hey, oh man, you're kinda a Cutie *16* uh oh, fuck")
My mom ate a pencil so I got her pregnant and the baby was a demon and his wife was god and they fought and god won so god killed himself and no one went to heaven and it’s all my fault but then my dad came back from getting milk and we finally lived a happy life until we went to hell and my cousins love me because WERE IN ALABAMA BABY
That’s not right the joke is that it’s fucking nonsense like : I was born a female but my sister has aids so i got braids and my dad became a train but then my mom got caught cheating but my dad is pregnant , i am a fucking bread stick
Actually happened:and then I got pregnant with a dog but then realized that the "dog" came out as gay and it was my long lost father that is a alien and then I got pregnant with a transgender house
This man is inspiring me to make a RUclips channel I wish I could do commentaries like this they're funny they're probably really fun to make I love this guy
How could he do this to me?!? I should have been the one to do my great grandma, not my dad! What do you think, should I wine like an asshole, or beat the crap out of my dad and get with the corpse? Let me know in the comments.
Nobody: Actually Happened: “My dad didn’t get me McDonald’s so I killed him and pinned it on my mom and she was put in prison for 25 years and then I found out my mom is my dad and my cat is my mom”
The second story really pissed me of. She got mad because she used Mike just to get good grades and then Mike doing a UNO reverse card, and plays the victim card, wtf?????
That second story made me so happy lol. The villains plans were foiled at the last second and the nerdy protagonist got the girl. It's like a fuckn movie hahaha. Omg feels good man yknow, if it actually happened
"randomly got a copyright hit because of that small section of the video playing "Sweet Home Alabama", so sorry about the random audio depletion" Not going to lie, the lack of audio is the right reaction.
There's no way a person without some mental health problems can be THAT egocentric, this was made with the obvious intent to generate indignation, and well, it works lol
Nobody: Actually Happened: my boyfriend was talking to a boy and I thought he was gay so I banged his friends and his family and then it turned out his family was my family and his friends were my moms
actually happened be like: me and my twin brother saw a baby thrown in front of a building so we took care of her, and when she grew up, she turned out to be our lost biological mother thanks guys for the 2.3k likes❤️
This probably isn't going to get much engagement but I could actually see something like this being the content for one of their videos, only they would add (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) to the title to drive their views up.
randomly got a copyright hit because of that small section of the video playing "Sweet Home Alabama", so sorry about the random audio depletion
nice
nice
Nice
*NICE*
Nice
honestly, the worst part about these videos is how the art style changes in every video
Suhani cuenot coming from a Jojo fan 😔 (jkjk it’s ironic bro chill)
@@evcafft beat me to it lmao
And it gets worse each video
Nice to see another JoJo Fan. Sorry unrelated but yeah
@@evcafft lmao at least the art style in jojo is still good in every part
Diesel went to look for his dad at the gas station
“9” secret code
Or should you say the “Diesel Station”
B R U H
All he found was his friend gasoline.
@@gamevoid3684 then he met petrol
My dad is gay, so i dated his ex wife
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
My dad's a virgin
@@Platt224 I dont get the joke
Sweet Home Alabama
@@nahmhm7482 me neither
E he used to be straight but he’s gay now
The newest dhar man video: Man looks at animation, Instantly regrets it.
LMAO
I died reading this
“Hey guys I hope you liked that message about why you shouldn’t look at garbage animations, they’ll give you severe cancer everywhere and you will die of starvation”
we need an official one
it was actually CP and now he's in prison
The last story:
"Before I cheated on him, things were amazing. After I cheated, things changed."
Underrated
90 day fiancé meme format
Lol is that nicole
Do you like doppio?
@@Euoplocephalus Omg, yes! How could you tell???
these animated videos are the embodiment of our failure as a society
cowabunga we have a new einstein
You...i- *sheds tear*..I've never h-heard a more of a genius..
Ok boomer
Your profile picture really matches with your comment.
Of course
"I am in love with my cousin"
*jazz music stops*
*banjo music starts*
*Sweet Home Alabama Intensifies*
sWeEt HoMe AlAbAmA
Alabama 100
*sweet home alabama*
Weh
Bro once in reddit people were defending step siblings sexual relationship. I started to think maybe westerners have no problems with such relationships. I felt so weirded out.
You would be surprised to find out that people in Quora were defending biological mom and son relationships . Utterly disgusting
Eww tf
@@bilaldabir6927 quora and reddit are the dark side of the internet
Alabama*
yeah I posted on reddit a few times just for the fun of seeing some idiots being well idiots, and well they were more stage 10 douche bags and shit heads then idiots
"Well I'm in love with my cousin" audio cuts for 12 seconds "Step cousin"
Yo I thought it was my phone
Same
That was weird I thought it was my phone and raised the volume. And then I heard a really loud sTEP CoUsIN
I think he had to cut the audio because he played Sweet Home Alabama
Holy shit. How the fuck did this get even a little attention?
Nobody:
Actually happened: My dog didn't want to suck my toes so I got his chew toy pregnant and it turns out it's my long lost brother😱
Lmao
lol
LMFAOOOOOOO
This made me laugh way more then it should have😂😂
Happened to me once
“She bought us some HOMEMADE cookies”
Wait...
Yes, very tasty batch of cookies.
Something tells me that they are pot cookies
girl: he grabbed my --
diesel: p****sy
How many “s” you using in the word “p**sy”?
Pepppsi
IMPOSTER
TheDisguisedCreeper can u count
I died from laughing
I’m still trying to figure out how they got a shit ton of likes on their videos
What are you doing stepbro
보석 zoinks
Because their audience is a bunch of brain dead fetuses
Either their audience is children, brain dead idiots or bots.
@@sergeantmituna6260 or all of the above
“My girlfriend likes ps4 so I got her dad pregnant”
actually happened
Yeah it happened
It really happened
@@grotesque445 yes
And the ps4 is the step dad actually happened
My sister ate the last cupcake so I got her dad pregnant
Mike actually is the winner in that story, he ended up having an actually nice girl take an intrest in him over a dumb bimbo
but ofcourse most likely none of this even happened
@@angadgrewal9324 lmao stfu
@@angadgrewal9324he wasn't really a simp
he was just being manipulated
Yeah, it would’ve been the only animated story that was actually normal I guess.
Mike is a gigachad. He got a nice girl that loves him for him. What a fuckin mad lad
That girl in the second story is completely unlikeable.
You’re saying any of them in any of these story’s are likeable?
Mistertbones oh we know
Ya like belle Delphine? No he’s just saying especially unlikeable
ikr? she's narcissistic and used a guy, who's obviously insecure, for her own gain
Literally
Nobody:
Actually happened: "my little brother ate the last slice of pizza so I decided to get into human trafficking and sold him to a Mexican drug cartel as a sex slave, but later I found out that the slice had been in the microwave all along and that my brother had passed away 10 years ago!!! True story"
With some slight changes, that comment sums up the plot of Far Cry 3.
Same
Dennis stop tattooing me
The best comment in the comment section
Actually happened
no one:
Actually happened: my mom dated sans undertale and she's now a communist
Bongo bongo bongo I don't wanna leave the Congo
*Soyuz Nerushimy*
Rainbow Marc Galactic Wisard Is that a ship I hear? Oh the cringe lmao
Do not spread the forbidden knowledge
J E R R Y T H E L E G E N D M O U S E *Respubkik svobodnykh*
"My mom took my phone, so I got her mom pregnant"
Wait a minute. Where did I leave my quadruple barrel shotgun
Oh lord no
aw fuck
I have a love hate relationship with these Jokes
@@akumasstorytime3910 here's a 12 barrel shotgun
My dad cheated on my mom, so I ate his grandma’s ashes
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
And then my grandma got pregnant
And then I fucked Jesus in the ass omg actually happened
And then somehow, I got
pregnant and gave birth donald trump
@@ruthvik8913 And then I came and blew up the towers. ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
@@FoapAndGhostMW2
*F E E L B A D F O R M E*
I saw one of those story’s and someone commented saying incest is like being gay or bisexual I’ve never questioned humanity so much.
Lmaooo
Wut
@@doodoofart3391 literally I was on Instagram and on the Instagram TV thing there was one of those really fake story's and it was going on about how she was in love with her brother and one of the comments went oh why ? incest isnt so bad it's just like being gay or bisexual.
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
@@stasia6103 *hilarious and original*
*The saddest thing is that people actually support them*
😔🔫
Yeah u right all jokes aside this channel is fucked up and this is making actual real serious storys look like a joke and its annoying. ._.
@@nobodyyesyes the storys that they make are fake
@@diegoisascammer Yeah I know.
Don't worry I gott the ultra gun
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@@nobodyyesyes hi
"I slept with a carton of milk and now I'm pregnant."
Actually happened
So your gay
@@Cool_Guy53 what
*bro that wasnt milk*
Yes ofc
@@Cool_Guy53 *you're
Diesel: "hey...youre kind of a cutie"
16
Diesel: "oh fuck"
!WARNING! MINOR ALERT !WARNING!
I died there
Best part
Carson
I laughed hard there
The titles of these animated stories sound like Florida man headlines but even worse
Florida man doesn’t want to be a villain anymore, he paid off the lunch debt for 400 school children
Florida Man's wife cheats on him so he slaps her with sausage and marries himself.
@@angelgabe8609 good for him
Florida man fricked himself and got 68 kids
Florida man moves to Georgia and converts the Georgian men to Florida men
“We were actually step-cousins”
**Pornhub wants to: know your location.**
Aren't you supposed to be dead?
@@lilyreacts7988 doesn't matter, he has a lot of clones.
@@Zhenchat OK, now I need to get my dad to replay the mission
Oooooh my dawg
Big Smoke **Alabama has entered the chat**
"My sister destroyed my minecraft house so I got her pregnant"
Actually happened
HOLD UP
🔫😶 FBI OPEN UP
FINALLY A REASONABLE REACTION
Sweet home Alabama intensifies
por favor no me mates te juro que haré las lecciones de español
Bruh that second girl is like the worse version of Greg Heffley.
lol
"That broken arm was the best thing to ever happen to you!"
Remember when Greg used Rowley *if that's how you spell it* to get in the... I forgot what it was called.
@@athone2758 *_bruh i don't_*
@@enokitakes lmao I just saw that
The girl who dated her cousin caused all the wrong turn movies
How do I say I love you without being gay for knowing wrong turn
Walker Bandit2 Just say no homo
No homo
No chromo
@@passtheboof4427 No Tricko
My dad married my dog, so I committed tax fraud and sold him on the dark web
A C T U A L L Y H A P P E N E D
Why dont u have 10k like likes
You dad dumped your mom and remarried a dog
At least your step-mom is a bitch.....
Jajajaj
Gold
It's always funny to me when people say shit like "I don't want to study, I want to be an actor/model or something" and skip studying and then go on internet to make tweets about how air conditioners are sexist
Yeah, and I kinda disagree with the whole "school teaches us nothing important" but it's those same people who don't pay attention in school and try to act smart on social media with anything debatable (politics for example) but in reality they're just fucking idiots.
That is is one of the funniest truest things I've heard
Actually Happened: "My parents are black and I’m white so I kissed my dad."
b r u h - :0
We
:0
And then he turned out to be my long lost sister.
@@pieseldatches plot twist: she was a man and a women
“My teddy bear got me pregnant and I’m a boy”
Lmao
My uncle would've have been happy to be the dad
Bruh bruh bruh
@@epicbro748 now 259
StarkillerGoose there is actually RUclips video about this. Search it 😂
"Someone called me gay so I murdered his entire family, then I reunited Soviet Union."
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
"My mom screwed my dad so I started the 4th Reich."
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
''My mom called me ugly so I raped her then revived Adolf Hitler and killed the entire world but Germany''
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
Some commies came to my house than I help them kill Putin and revived Stalin *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
“I am the Soviet Union.”
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
In Soviet Russia story really happened
the first thing that popped in my head when she said step-cousin:
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@@meh9104 poggers
This comment is so underrated
Huh?
*what are you doing step-cousin?*
Bruh who eats chocolate chip cookies with lemonade? Bruh have they ever heard of milk?
@Elisa Castro No, two opposite tastes
Bruh moment
Ew-
Both of you are equally low iq
Bruh
The second one is the most karen i've heard of
Mister seagull, who's Karen?
@@zendariun101 .
@@younglink324what's up
Zendariun who is Karen?
@@eatyourcerealnumber2693 exactly, who is it?
“My dad ate my cupcake so I got his wife pregnant “
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
It’s not his mom
Haeven Peery Still a strange title lmao
Used wrng
Hello, Placeit user!
What if it's his step mom
Oh dear god, the second one angered me the most. Like, who would in their right mind would sympathize with a bitchy girl who befriended a guy just so that she can pass school and then ditch him afterwards? That’s complete crap. It was extremely satisfying seeing her fail school and her sister revealing who she truly is to that guy. Karma caught up to her, and it was much deserved too.
“I played banana wars with my girlfriend so the FBI nuked Australia”
I'm pretty sure the FBI has technology that's can destroy the Earth
They had it comin
So that’s why we are on fire
Is the fire bigger than your normal wildfire in California?
@@kristinemcdonough8114well if 20 million h is more then 200000 hs then yes
my dad always taught me this:
you can educate someone,
but you cant fix stupid
Your dad's wise.
@@roslynnerentas8939 pfft
You dad very smart and wise
My dad just says you can’t fix stupid
Your dad's probably Sun Tzu-the art of war
Nobody:
Animated stories: I assaulted my boyfriend so he ate my girlfriend
Wait, isn’t that a Nikocato Avocado title?
@@cutler_beckett lol.
Scratch that! Reverse it
I literally had to read this 5 times to understand
XD
“It gets really creamy, yum!”
*OOOOOULEUGH*
Lol
That’s nasty
It taste like ginger tough
@@01-aleriorayyaarifaisal91 no-
@@01-aleriorayyaarifaisal91 wtf
damn, hate it when my cousin doesn't commit moral sins just to be with me, happens every time
You hate to hear it🙏
Animated Story:
Some one didn't let me copy of their test so I kidnapped their parents.
Am I the bad guy?
nta play stupid games get stupid prizes
@Finn FitzGerald nta you did the right thing. If he doesnt let you copy so you can pass the grade his parents deserve to be kidnapped
Yta, just because someone won't let you copy his homework doesn't mean. You can just kidnap his parents and then blackmailing them to their son just to copy a test, and you'll probably drop out of school so the test will not matter, its not you that had been betrayed but its your boyfriend
@@sitimariahbaharudin8743 nope your wrong
🤔
the second girl was drawn worse than her sister, the animator seemed to dislike her as well
Your user name is true
Chiaki best girl
@@ThunderpichuYt Good to see some people of culture around these lands
Thank you, but who is best boy?
@@ThunderpichuYt Hitohito maybe, Naegi also works
The 2nd person has the mindset of greg from
Diary of a wimpy kid
Exactly
the second girl is more narcissistic than the main character in onision’s novel.
Oh my god
*Insert Thanos impossible meme*
I'd ask which one, if they weren't all the fucking same
Wait, does Onision actually have a novel? If he does, where can I buy it (I wanna mock it so badly)?
@@zuskull1 don't buy it. You'll be giving him a victory by giving him money
Her: “I’m in love with my cousin”
(Sweet home Alabama intensifies)
Sam Sullins thats what i thought lol
mEmELoRd me too
Sam Sullins
𝙾𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚟𝚎 > 𝙹𝚘𝚔𝚎
Silent Rebel
It’s a joke to you but an insult to me
@@aydenmations978 yeehaw
I had a crush on a girl once. Her older sister married my cousin. Now we’re step cousins of some sort. Shortly after, I lost my crush on her. Funny how that works
Honestly I understand the attraction especially if you are around 14 to 19 due to hormones and if you didn’t grow up with the distant family member in question I just feel it is wrong to act on those feelings
@@death3678 I think for a normal person once you associate them as family in any way despite blood relation you kind of loose your attraction to them. My family is pretty big and there are plenty of in laws and attractive girls which would normally be my type. The fact that I'm not attracted to any of them is a little to conspicuous to be a coincidence in my opinion.
HOW IN THE LIVING FUCK DOES SOMEONE HAVE A ATTRACTION TO HIS KIN THAT IS DUMB AS HELL
Sorry that topic is kinda dumb incest is just retarded
@@Weaseman4 Bro tf are you on about
U should of told her so she would hate ur cousin then get with the older sister and get her pregnant
My dad took away my IPod, so I ate his grandmas hand.
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
u scaring me
OOooOOOOoooMMmGgGgGgg thanks for the liIiiiiKkeeEESSss
@@thehumankite3718 ???
Why did you name your cat ni-
@@furious_dragon2user tro DISCORD NITRO DEFINITELY NOT NI-
The channel removed all their videos.
*there is a god*
and he will make youtube great again
*and He is good!*
@Chris Danial wait what, i dont get it
Hey I like your pfp it reminds me of starbound
13:29 pp on the whiteboard!!!!! Pp on the whiteboard!!!!
they got banned from RUclips. *noice*
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
I think they just changed to a different channels
Omg it ACTUALLY HAPPENED
@@ThePartyHasJustBegun lmfao
69 likes xD
Actually Happens is actually gone. Thank whom or whatever.
I think this might be the first time youtube cared for once.
@@kameronbowers432 first and last
Nope they just changed name
They privated all their videos it’s still here
@@MusicInthMaking49 I don't know what that means.
She forgot the part where she domestically abused her boyfriend over wii sports
" I love drinking my mommy milk, it gets really creamy so time YUM." EWWW that's really disturbing n I'm so glad its fake well 🤞🏾🤞
Pics or it- actually nevermind
@@wastelandlegocheem no, say it.
Noo I love mommy milk 😩
Breast milk > cow milk
@j thanks for the tip!
4:11 she's saying survive like she is about to escape gulag
Except she can't run from gulag, gulag catches up to her if she tries to escape
@@mehoyminoy5619 heavy escaped the gulag
@@AppL12334 send in soap and roach they'll get her
@@mehoyminoy5619 i mean, tf2 gulag
The only man that can escape gulag is a frog named Constantine, but that only lasted a few days
*”I’m surprised her sheets are dry”*
Lmao wtf
Pee pee
After the thrith time of seeing this video I understood
I have two favorite lines here. The intro ("Bongo, Bongo, Bongo I don't wanna leave the Congo") And the Minor Alert ("Hey, oh man, you're kinda a Cutie *16* uh oh, fuck")
Actually happened:
My dad doesn’t like me so I ate the child support bill
NICE
Mood
@@xxxirritation5816 mood af
Extreme mood
Oh something that could actually happen
"My dad ate my cupcake so make his wife pregnant!"
"Dad's wifes"
*HOL UP*
"Dad's wife" Excuse me what the fri¢k
My dad ate my *cupcake* (ahem), so I got *his wife* pregnant
Nobody:
Story times: I killed and robbed people and now I am in jail, why did they do that to me?
Why did you do that to me mom?
Why did you do this to me *ex-son?*
IKR your not the bad guy
My mom ate a pencil so I got her pregnant and the baby was a demon and his wife was god and they fought and god won so god killed himself and no one went to heaven and it’s all my fault but then my dad came back from getting milk and we finally lived a happy life until we went to hell and my cousins love me because WERE IN ALABAMA BABY
"I liked Obama,so I got my aunt pregnant"
Actually happened
"My dad ate cupcake, so I got his wife pregnant"
*Hol up*
Incest services
Hold up wait a minute *KAZOO STARTS PLAYING*
Sweet home Alabama
*-ROUNDABOUT STARTS PLAYING-*
@ʟʊզʊɨռɦǟֆ ֆǟɖ but
That british chick could legit just go on Instagram and stuff
W h a t
Limpocat25 pretty sure he means that she could just be an Instagram model or some shit
FAXS BRO
Don’t encourage her.
@@fuziontonygaming She ain't even real
"I'm gay and my parents are very religious so I took them out"
I licked my dogs toung and now I’m a rock!
Random thing 0:30
My mom stole my potato so I arranged her marriage to the president of Belarus
As a bisexual girl I agree that we kill our parents
@@CabronPR also random 1:55
“it gets really creamy! yum!”
**vomiting intensifies**
No one:
Actually happened: i dated my father and got his half step cousin pregnant, turns out my pet dog is actually my biological mother
*B*TCH*
@@imatoaster_is_here go away actually happened fan
pewdiepie l I was talking about the dog thing....
@@imatoaster_is_here oh sorry lol
And the cat is the witness.
The best part of the video is the intro: "BONGO BONGO BONG, I DONT WANT TO LEAVE THE CONGO.
Best quote ever
Those fallout vibes tho
Ahh galaxy news radio good times
@Mila uwu ILL STAY RIGHT HERE
@Mila uwu don't want no penthouse bathtub streetcars taxis noise in my ears
Nobody:
Actually Happened: My little brother was born transgender
Call of Mik3 that seems something that would be something they’d do
He's seems like the biggest gay
That’s not right the joke is that it’s fucking nonsense like : I was born a female but my sister has aids so i got braids and my dad became a train but then my mom got caught cheating but my dad is pregnant , i am a fucking bread stick
Actually happened:and then I got pregnant with a dog but then realized that the "dog" came out as gay and it was my long lost father that is a alien and then I got pregnant with a transgender house
*visible confusion*
Nobody:
ACTUALLY HAPPENED: *My Dog gOt mE prEgnaNt, aNd nOw I aM tHe PrEsiDent Of THe United States*
Actually happened: "Santa clause got me pregnant but he called me a ho ho ho"
Triptoxiz WTF
ho ho ho'k, boomer.
*FBI open up*
Thats a good one
The only reason y they take so long to “process the video” is to decide wether or not to demonitise the vid
Nobody:
Actually Happened: my dad was pissing me off so I got his daughter pregnant
*banjo music starts*
Sweet home Alabama
*"Free Bird" starts playing*
P.S.: Im an only child
F
This man is inspiring me to make a RUclips channel I wish I could do commentaries like this they're funny they're probably really fun to make I love this guy
Nobody :
Not even Joe :
My Story Animated :I got pregnant at 4
Who's Joe?
@@quinnwalker5801 JOE MAMA
Gay
@@Ryan-nz3ch joe
MOMMA
How is Joe?
No one:
Actually happened: My dad had sexual intercourse with my great grandmother's dead body and he didn't let me join in so now I'm mad!
im dying at all of these
How could he do this to me?!? I should have been the one to do my great grandma, not my dad! What do you think, should I wine like an asshole, or beat the crap out of my dad and get with the corpse? Let me know in the comments.
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🤢
Nobody:
Actually Happened: “My dad didn’t get me McDonald’s so I killed him and pinned it on my mom and she was put in prison for 25 years and then I found out my mom is my dad and my cat is my mom”
👁👄👁
👀👄👀
So then who did you kill?
@Suni Victor oh yeah that kinda makes sense
This comment is really underrated
“I love drinking my moms milk! It gets really-“
Me: Ok, imma stop you there, that’s enough! Ffs, I can’t unhear that 😩
I dare you to finish the sentence
@@jess283.6 creamy, yum
Random old man: Vomiting noise
@@thekiller7994 same
My dad took my phone so I killed his girlfriend
Actually happened
Vibe check
Da bad vibes hands up
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lol
this one is believable tho
Who happens to be my long lost brother
I ate shit out of a Public toilet and now I’m pregnant with 5 twins and my brother is the father
_actually happened_
An animation masterpiece
Bruh
*_5 twins_* ok
@@OK-0366 Welp...
Aza29 5 twins? Could you believe when she gives birth to them all!
The second story really pissed me of. She got mad because she used Mike just to get good grades and then Mike doing a UNO reverse card, and plays the victim card, wtf?????
Its not real
@@workingtitle7049 no shit
That second story made me so happy lol. The villains plans were foiled at the last second and the nerdy protagonist got the girl. It's like a fuckn movie hahaha. Omg feels good man yknow, if it actually happened
Actually happened: hE ShIT hImSeLf So KaREn sTOLE kYLEs vIRgINitY
Jackeline Fernandez I have been laughing at this comment for 5 minutes
Actually happened: I shit my pants in front of my mom just because she wouldn't give me cake before dinner
Then I screwed the dog and had a spoon and it was the *ultimate revenge*
We all know what the 2nd girl is gonna do if her teacher gave her a F.
She’s shallow as hell lol.
Bang her teacher's dog or something
“I was failing chemistry!!”
2nd Girl: Kevin, you know what we have to do
2nd Girl and Kevin: *pull AKs from their backpacks as Troom Troom music intensifies*
RUclips:
We’Re PrOcesSiNg ThIs ViDeO. cHeCk BaCk lAteR
Me: yeah right
What are you doing stepbro
This is so wrong
You're the best big brother I could've ever asked for
Daddy
ruclips.net/channel/UCRmudntCehwykdvUv01Oc2A
"randomly got a copyright hit because of that small section of the video playing "Sweet Home Alabama", so sorry about the random audio depletion"
Not going to lie, the lack of audio is the right reaction.
Literally no one:
Actually happened: *Diesel Patches uploaded a video and impregnated my teacher so I ate his channel and married my cats*
Well if somebody asked if this is correct i would say:yes yes yes......YES
@@dimensionalshade8290 is that a JoJo reference?
@@kara-mari9909 you're god damn right
no no no
@@suamasensei2626 my nemesis imerges
I Was in a Drug Cartel Without Even Knowing.
A C T U A L L Y H A P P E N E D
I was having sex with my *dead* dad for mcdonalds
A C T U A L L Y H A P P E N E D
I woke up on Mars having sex my mum!
A C T U A L L Y H A P P E N E D
B R U H
B R U H gansta talk
My girlfriend shot and raped me 12 times and I forgave her
A C T U A L L Y H A P P E N E D
Nobody:
Actually happened: my cat wouldn't become jesus so I married his bible
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
I’m-
-gay
There's no way a person without some mental health problems can be THAT egocentric, this was made with the obvious intent to generate indignation, and well, it works lol
Nobody:
Share my story: my wall looked at my imaginary girlfriend so i got both of them pregnant
Oh no, you have said "Share My Story", you have repelled the ACTUALLY HAPPENED memes!! Noooooo!!!!!
XD how can you get a wall prego
WALLMONGER DETECTED
Nobody:
Actually Happened: my boyfriend was talking to a boy and I thought he was gay so I banged his friends and his family and then it turned out his family was my family and his friends were my moms
That's a plot twist of the ages!
Dang
I would like, but there are 69 likes
14:27
Took me a while to understand that 😂
My aunt breathed so i shat on the ground ACTuallY HApENed
nice pic
i giorno giovanna ate all the kids
How dare u insult giorno
Hello gangstar
@@suhanicuenot3536 lol I saw you in the comments and knew u would reply to this comment
How is becoming a Mafioso going?
10:39
“euugh, stop that”
😂😂😂😂
Her grandma: *Do you have a bf!?*
Her: *stop flirting with me*
Actually, it was her step-cousin who said that, not her grandma.
PotatoRune oh. My. God.
her: asks grandpa if he has a boy friend
Grandpa: stop I’m a virgin
"lies about pregnancy"
*Danielle Cohn joined the chat*
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
actually happened be like:
me and my twin brother saw a baby thrown in front of a building so we took care of her, and when she grew up, she turned out to be our lost biological mother
thanks guys for the 2.3k likes❤️
This probably isn't going to get much engagement but I could actually see something like this being the content for one of their videos, only they would add (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) to the title to drive their views up.
John Lemley and don’t forget the anime thumbnails
its true, i was the baby
kiara d it’s true because I was the one who threw you
@@Anon18732 r/murderedbywords
The audio that got deleted from that scene just made it so much better