5-MinuteCrafts is Stupid

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @dieselpatches
    @dieselpatches  4 года назад +2452

    Link to other guy who’s in the video: ruclips.net/channel/UCtRNFPjIYneuUEbVgOHP3vA

    • @savage4640
      @savage4640 4 года назад +22

      E

    • @Wrpel
      @Wrpel 4 года назад +15

      E

    • @xiro7580
      @xiro7580 4 года назад +9

      A

    • @georgiaaaaa7561
      @georgiaaaaa7561 4 года назад +99

      please let me out of your basement, it has been so long since I've seen the light of day..

    • @voedia4793
      @voedia4793 4 года назад +28

      Hi daddy desiel.

  • @notjosephstalin6391
    @notjosephstalin6391 3 года назад +372

    "5 Minute Crafts Is Stupid"
    "Diesel has 50+ kids in his basement"

    • @Kaiden-9226
      @Kaiden-9226 3 года назад +13

      The big gae

    • @catdog4524
      @catdog4524 3 года назад +4

      *gay you fetus

    • @Kaiden-9226
      @Kaiden-9226 3 года назад +4

      @@catdog4524 that’s how we say it idiot

  • @pessim1st681
    @pessim1st681 4 года назад +7209

    Diesel is actually a good guy he talked with me on discord and was super nice and chill I have tons of respect for him

    • @Bob-ch3rs
      @Bob-ch3rs 4 года назад +215

      Wow, u have proof?

    • @dundidily6185
      @dundidily6185 4 года назад +876

      Wish I could talk to daddy diesel 😢

    • @joshuaroberts8141
      @joshuaroberts8141 4 года назад +614

      You got the privilege to talk to daddy diesel

    • @entruh4520
      @entruh4520 4 года назад +302

      @@Paratzu where can i learn such power

    • @ChickenKinglolz
      @ChickenKinglolz 4 года назад +209

      And then everyone stood up and clapped and cheered

  • @caw130
    @caw130 4 года назад +744

    “5 minute crafts is stupid”
    “The United States of America is located in America.”

    • @yomamafat263
      @yomamafat263 4 года назад +26

      Wait fr?

    • @caw130
      @caw130 4 года назад +32

      @@yomamafat263 yeah bro I know it’s insane

    • @yomamafat263
      @yomamafat263 4 года назад +15

      @@caw130 🤯

    • @sixmanephonk
      @sixmanephonk 4 года назад +7

      @@caw130 lol look at my pfp

    • @caw130
      @caw130 4 года назад +6

      @@sixmanephonk NICE

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 года назад +11812

    "5 minute crafts is stupid"
    "People die when they are killed"

  • @EthGemsnStuff
    @EthGemsnStuff 4 года назад +3016

    Daddy and friend: *see phone case*
    Daddys Friend: "That looks like frozen сum."
    Daddy Diesel: *licks lips*
    "That does."

    • @lewdleaf4975
      @lewdleaf4975 4 года назад +59

      Yes I'll check out your art

    • @godzillaboy2117
      @godzillaboy2117 4 года назад +9

      Lol

    • @jostrr
      @jostrr 4 года назад +47

      When you gonna edit your comment to tell us that you make shitty art?

    • @iangathogo9750
      @iangathogo9750 4 года назад +6

      I want to see more art

    • @iangathogo9750
      @iangathogo9750 4 года назад +20

      @@jostrr it's good tho

  • @morayloon
    @morayloon 4 года назад +2255

    “5 minute crafts is stupid”
    “Diesel is hot”

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 4 года назад +63

      I kinda hope not, Diesels flashpoint is only 140 degrees Fahrenheit

    • @hamzs_hm
      @hamzs_hm 4 года назад +15

      @@MeCooper nice one lol

    • @Mark-cu9jt
      @Mark-cu9jt 4 года назад +18

      Simp

    • @thisistiktokhellooo
      @thisistiktokhellooo 4 года назад +9

      dang ol nice theory dale yah boom

    • @justpie69
      @justpie69 4 года назад +29

      @Kemal Cap, everybody knows that daddy diesel has The Big Gay

  • @YourLocalAverageSquidMan
    @YourLocalAverageSquidMan 4 года назад +2071

    *"5-MinuteCrafts is Stupid"*
    Always has been

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +1511

    I wish we could take most of 5 Minute Craft's subscribers and transfer it to Diesel's current amount of subscribers

    • @pwola
      @pwola 4 года назад +29

      ahh we meet again

    • @anattemptwasmade
      @anattemptwasmade 4 года назад +10

      Are you a time traveller?

    • @BallerA345
      @BallerA345 4 года назад +54

      Why would we they are just stupid fetuses

    • @SM-qv2om
      @SM-qv2om 4 года назад +24

      Grow a moustache

    • @aimori7198
      @aimori7198 4 года назад +8

      Finding you seems like a goal XD

  • @GearoxButaBox
    @GearoxButaBox 4 года назад +912

    "5 Minute Crafts Is Stupid"
    "this joke is overused"

    • @Intokyky6969
      @Intokyky6969 4 года назад +6

      Yes

    • @leskoopmann6714
      @leskoopmann6714 4 года назад +1

      😡

    • @Intokyky6969
      @Intokyky6969 4 года назад +10

      @@leskoopmann6714 wut

    • @cjoven3621
      @cjoven3621 4 года назад +1

      So?

    • @dunkey759
      @dunkey759 4 года назад +4

      @@leskoopmann6714 😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬😠🤬😠🤬😵😵😵😵😡😡😠😵😠🤬🤬😠😠😡😵😡😡🤬🤬🤬

  • @Mandii771
    @Mandii771 4 года назад +287

    daddy diesel laughing is such rare music

    • @randomkword
      @randomkword 4 года назад +13

      Music to my ears 😌

    • @GordonN661
      @GordonN661 4 года назад +8

      Diesel getting killed would sound like cardi b

    • @Mandii771
      @Mandii771 4 года назад +5

      @@GordonN661 lmaoo

    • @nigerianthunder
      @nigerianthunder 4 года назад +3

      Rare song on the radio

  • @dhruvpoddar4088
    @dhruvpoddar4088 4 года назад +302

    "5 minute crafts is stupid"
    "China is using the sea to hide its submarines"

  • @OreOmod
    @OreOmod 4 года назад +265

    "5 min crafts is stupid"
    "You were born on your birthday"

  • @artistfromhere
    @artistfromhere 4 года назад +432

    Diesel: "5 minute crafts is stupid"
    Everyone: *w e l i v e i n a s o c i e t y*

    • @PomptonII
      @PomptonII 4 года назад

      *g a m e r s r i s e u p*

  • @georgiaaaaa7561
    @georgiaaaaa7561 4 года назад +302

    you both sound equally depressed and somehow it just makes it funnier.

    • @illumisgirlfriend3473
      @illumisgirlfriend3473 2 года назад +1

      who is he?

    • @kurryman
      @kurryman 2 года назад +2

      @@illumisgirlfriend3473 if you're talking about the guy he collabed with, his channel name is rcsu

  • @biggiecheese726
    @biggiecheese726 4 года назад +61

    I think this is the first time I’ve heard Diesel genuinely laugh out loud

  • @rastis5665
    @rastis5665 4 года назад +2385

    “5 minute crafts is stupid”
    “The Russian army is funded by Russia”

    • @ernestomarquez3568
      @ernestomarquez3568 4 года назад +88

      "Russia is located in Russia"

    • @JesterJ101
      @JesterJ101 4 года назад +54

      “The floor is made of floor”

    • @MayaaaBoujee
      @MayaaaBoujee 4 года назад +66

      "Many college students have gone to college"

    • @entruh4520
      @entruh4520 4 года назад +30

      @JoeyLikesChicken some went to hell before they went to college

    • @faisalkamal4319
      @faisalkamal4319 4 года назад +28

      Every 60 minutes in Africa a minute passes by

  • @alienfromtheplanetoftoes1646
    @alienfromtheplanetoftoes1646 4 года назад +631

    ‘5 min crafts is stupid’
    yes, the air is around me

  • @CrimCrim
    @CrimCrim 4 года назад +156

    Hot glue: *exists*
    5 minute crafts: *iLl TaKe YoUr EnTiRe StOcK*

  • @SoftPiet
    @SoftPiet 4 года назад +1249

    I can literally find hundreds of channels similar to five minutes crafts.

  • @knowndisc
    @knowndisc 4 года назад +352

    "Cool cellphone hacks num 1: gluing a large hotdog to your phone."
    "This is guaranteed to absolutely destroy and wreck your phone while making it look like trash."

    • @RescueRapscall2
      @RescueRapscall2 4 года назад +5

      OH BOY THIS SHOULD ONLY TAKE ME 5 MINUTES

    • @awhopper3241
      @awhopper3241 4 года назад +1

      How cook hotdog

    • @premothyyy68
      @premothyyy68 4 года назад +1

      And it’ll still look better than those goddamn phone cases

  • @ayeshad5170
    @ayeshad5170 4 года назад +103

    Daddy diesel actually laughing

  • @-actuallytheinventor-8186
    @-actuallytheinventor-8186 4 года назад +613

    I found my cousin watching 5-minute crafts
    she says their hacks are so cool
    help

    • @memebomb2786
      @memebomb2786 4 года назад +65

      Get the ancient power of 10 minute hacks

    • @FreshlyXpyr3d
      @FreshlyXpyr3d 4 года назад +130

      Was she dropped? Does she have brain damage? Look at a graph for FASD (fetal alchohol syndrome disorder) and compare her face to it. Her mom may have had some shots during the pregnancy.

    • @lewdleaf4975
      @lewdleaf4975 4 года назад +42

      @@FreshlyXpyr3d god damn lmao

    • @-actuallytheinventor-8186
      @-actuallytheinventor-8186 4 года назад +7

      I have no fuckin clue man

    • @ThatGuy-en2nn
      @ThatGuy-en2nn 4 года назад +17

      Excommunicate her from your family before her dabbling in the vile arts of "5 minute witchcraft" infects the purity of the rest of your family.

  • @alltimelllone
    @alltimelllone 4 года назад +626

    The reason why I like diesel is because he has little to no filter and doesn’t let anyone really detur him from being able to be himself, even if there’s a little edgy humor. He reminds me of my friends because we don’t really have filters and aren’t sensitive pussies like how most of these people are these days. Obviously we have decency and respect certain topic and subjects, still we aren’t afraid to say what we have to say even if we know we’ll get backlash from it. Imagine MW2 lobbies, that’s me and my friends.

    • @pigeonz_
      @pigeonz_ 4 года назад +31

      ya same but one of my friends got offended by my nine eleven joke
      he said it wasnt funny

    • @dannyw1534
      @dannyw1534 4 года назад +80

      @@pigeonz_ those jokes always crash and burn

    • @pigeonz_
      @pigeonz_ 4 года назад +17

      @@dannyw1534 Bruh 😂

    • @pigeonz_
      @pigeonz_ 4 года назад +41

      @@dannyw1534 The twin towers ordered pepperoni pizza but instead got 2 plane

    • @harrythomas1252
      @harrythomas1252 4 года назад +5

      Pigeonz wow you all sound so cool and funny

  • @no_on5721
    @no_on5721 4 года назад +29

    7:30 looks like a phone case that a 3rd grade art teacher would make

  • @mrkirbshimself3273
    @mrkirbshimself3273 4 года назад +312

    “5-minute crafts are stupid”
    Ice is cold

    • @surge2796
      @surge2796 4 года назад +22

      Ur dad is lesbian

    • @monkey-choppa2751
      @monkey-choppa2751 4 года назад +12

      Actually ice isn’t necessary cold. Because heat is in everything as heat is just the movement of molecules so the only thing that is truly cold is absolute zero. Sooooo yeah

    • @quan8786
      @quan8786 4 года назад +1

      daddy diesel is sexy

    • @evanwoods4074
      @evanwoods4074 4 года назад +2

      @@monkey-choppa2751 shh let the man have his moment

    • @hampter4203
      @hampter4203 4 года назад +1

      @@monkey-choppa2751 stfu

  • @brianscalabrine2225
    @brianscalabrine2225 4 года назад +72

    "5 minute crafts is stupid"
    "5 minute crafts is stupid"

  • @Bean3aterr
    @Bean3aterr 4 года назад +383

    "5 minute-craft is stupid"
    Hmmm yes the sky is very blue

    • @saitama_stillchill6787
      @saitama_stillchill6787 4 года назад +4

      Very original haven’t seen that before

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад +2

      Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear steve

    • @romespeana5378
      @romespeana5378 4 года назад +2

      @@AxxLAfriku is this the avril lavigne arc of your channel?

    • @Bean3aterr
      @Bean3aterr 4 года назад +2

      @@AxxLAfriku "stop eating people"
      You cant just make me starve man
      Kids gotta eat to be strong you know

    • @RescueRapscall2
      @RescueRapscall2 4 года назад +1

      W T F A M I R E A D I N G

  • @patistheguy4813
    @patistheguy4813 4 года назад +362

    “5 minute crafts are stupid”
    “Glue is sticky”

    • @hootci4
      @hootci4 4 года назад +10

      Liquids are wet.

    • @greenpoop261
      @greenpoop261 4 года назад +11

      A solid is not a liquid

    • @i_have_friend6639
      @i_have_friend6639 4 года назад

      @@hootci4 but water isn’t wet

    • @cumbungee
      @cumbungee 4 года назад +7

      you know what else is sticky? ;)

    • @terepashinogenjitsu
      @terepashinogenjitsu 3 года назад

      @@hootci4 i think you mean "liquids make things wet"

  • @jdenny7274
    @jdenny7274 4 года назад +29

    I love how there’s no intro it just gets right into it great video

  • @saboslasher86
    @saboslasher86 4 года назад +89

    “Where’d you get that phone case?”
    “My B A L L S”

    • @vxqce2098
      @vxqce2098 4 года назад +2

      I made it this morning

  • @Pimp482
    @Pimp482 4 года назад +549

    “5-minutes craft is stupid”
    People breathe when they breathe

  • @Luke_existent
    @Luke_existent 4 года назад +19

    Gotta love diesel's little giggles

  • @chrisking5558
    @chrisking5558 4 года назад +206

    He said “ I don’t have friends” damn I thought we was friends:(

    • @reymenez323
      @reymenez323 4 года назад +1

      Were*

    • @yanfei7782
      @yanfei7782 4 года назад +2

      @@reymenez323 None of us have friends.

    • @silverthehedgehog5187
      @silverthehedgehog5187 4 года назад +17

      @@reymenez323 people who have to correct others don’t have friends and clearly have nothing to do

    • @reymenez323
      @reymenez323 4 года назад +7

      @@silverthehedgehog5187 nice guess

    • @chrisking5558
      @chrisking5558 4 года назад +1

      We his Friend and he DONT CARE ABOUT US

  • @ayo5336
    @ayo5336 4 года назад +262

    when I think of 5 minute crafts.... I think of depression

  • @Small-Chap
    @Small-Chap 4 года назад +119

    7:29 cutest laugh ever.... Yes Im simping for Diesel :-D

    • @pathetic_girl
      @pathetic_girl 2 года назад +5

      Who wouldn’t simp for daddy diesel

    • @Small-Chap
      @Small-Chap 2 года назад +5

      @@pathetic_girl I miss him more than anything 😭

    • @pathetic_girl
      @pathetic_girl 2 года назад

      @@Small-Chap isnt he still uploading on weasel batches?

    • @Small-Chap
      @Small-Chap 2 года назад +3

      @@pathetic_girl no he stopped there as well 😢

  • @Iordchainsaw
    @Iordchainsaw 4 года назад +318

    "5-MinuteCrafts is Stupid"
    "' Every 60 seconds a minute passes."

    • @weather9405
      @weather9405 4 года назад +3

      This is spam

    • @isaxeleven
      @isaxeleven 4 года назад +1

      @@weather9405 ???

    • @landonpuckett1767
      @landonpuckett1767 4 года назад +1

      THIS IS HILARIOUS, I THOUGHT ABOUT MAKING THIS EXACT COMMENT WHEN I SAW THE VIDEO TITLE

    • @user-nq6ln1wv8b
      @user-nq6ln1wv8b 4 года назад +1

      @Bruh very funny then

    • @IAmKentori
      @IAmKentori 4 года назад +1

      Bro this is so funny I’m literally laughing my ass off rn😐

  • @thalassa8046
    @thalassa8046 4 года назад +23

    "5 minute crafts is stupid"
    "Daddy diesel is so hot"

  • @Wernimations
    @Wernimations 4 года назад +334

    I wanna know who watches 5 minute crafts unironically.

    • @wibs0n68
      @wibs0n68 4 года назад +49

      Kids

    • @jumbox3246
      @jumbox3246 4 года назад +8

      I do but because I have nothing better to do lol

    • @IRONCaptainPanic
      @IRONCaptainPanic 4 года назад

      Not phuckin me lol

    • @applejuice9468
      @applejuice9468 4 года назад +29

      @@jumbox3246 find better things to do please

    • @ruthvik8913
      @ruthvik8913 4 года назад +19

      @@wibs0n68 yep I'm a fetus and I can confirm I don't watch 5-minute crafts unironically.

  • @yeahyehoi1456
    @yeahyehoi1456 4 года назад +17

    6:30 this joke is underrated, beautiful execution

  • @voltzx1040
    @voltzx1040 4 года назад +141

    *You know what else is stupid,the fact that diesel patches isn’t already at 1M subs.*

    • @SM-qv2om
      @SM-qv2om 4 года назад +16

      He's so close. Everyone, kidnap as many children as you can and force them to subscribe to Diesel. And while you're at it, force them to unsubscribe from Morgz.

    • @rick5219
      @rick5219 4 года назад

      @@SM-qv2om
      Lol

    • @swag304
      @swag304 4 года назад +2

      Just did, but then the popo put me in jail :(

    • @krypt6482
      @krypt6482 4 года назад +3

      I think it’s because of someone. Cough cough pokimane

    • @amacheez3270
      @amacheez3270 4 года назад

      @@krypt6482 what happen?

  • @KodieTheAussieBrony94
    @KodieTheAussieBrony94 4 года назад +35

    Diesel's collabs with this guy are fucking amazing. They're absolute gold, these videos

  • @suber121
    @suber121 4 года назад +6

    7:36
    I never thought I would hear diesel laugh or have a normal voice

  • @khairulhafiz2002
    @khairulhafiz2002 4 года назад +14

    "Every 60 sec-"
    *gets mouth shut with Flex Tape wrapped around his mouth*
    "I KNOW!!!"

  • @modnachoda95
    @modnachoda95 4 года назад +34

    Finally a guy with a more monotone voice than diesel

  • @gamingisasin1572
    @gamingisasin1572 4 года назад +53

    Here’s a quick 5 minute craft: throw away 1 of your socks and wear the other one inside out.
    Now your not like other girls

    • @user-nq6ln1wv8b
      @user-nq6ln1wv8b 4 года назад +1

      I'm the 'throw away 1 of your socks and wear the other one inside out' girl

  • @hfreddy127
    @hfreddy127 4 года назад +171

    Title should be: “Daddy diesel and mr girl review terrible life hacks”

    • @GeoRunnerz
      @GeoRunnerz 4 года назад

      For real?

    • @captainrex7242
      @captainrex7242 4 года назад

      This is your 100th comment on daddy diesels Chanel

    • @hfreddy127
      @hfreddy127 4 года назад

      @@captainrex7242 tee hee

    • @guyfieri4017
      @guyfieri4017 4 года назад +1

      @@captainrex7242 *C H A N E L*

    • @captainrex7242
      @captainrex7242 4 года назад +1

      @@guyfieri4017 L E N A H C

  • @comradeskipper5232
    @comradeskipper5232 4 года назад +5

    9:05 I cannot think of a single person in the planet that will think "damn, I didn't know that" after seeing this.

  • @ggharshly2826
    @ggharshly2826 4 года назад +23

    "5 Minute Crafts is stupid."
    "Ah, yes, yes, The sand is made of rocks with food coloring"

  • @greenieherbie1607
    @greenieherbie1607 4 года назад +5

    I love every vid Rude, Crude & Socially Unacceptable is in with Diesel. The two bounce jokes off each other so perfectly.

  • @Akronox.
    @Akronox. 4 года назад +16

    At this point I could just hold my computer mouse and call it a life hack
    "HOW TO DRAG YOUR CURSOR EASILY"

  • @WH0T
    @WH0T 4 года назад +8

    Diesel laughing is so wholesome and I have only one thing to say about it.
    HEY ACE FAMILLLYYYYYYYYYY-

  • @phyzarel1845
    @phyzarel1845 4 года назад +9

    The way they bounce off each others comedy is hilarious, they both emit “I hate living” energy but one is more excited to be here anyway

  • @hootci4
    @hootci4 4 года назад +102

    "5 minutes crafts is stupid"
    Liquid is wet
    Solids are solid
    Plasma is plasma

    • @trox2367
      @trox2367 4 года назад +5

      Gas is gas

    • @hellograndguy
      @hellograndguy 4 года назад +12

      Stupidity is gacha life

    • @ottovonbismarck4497
      @ottovonbismarck4497 4 года назад +6

      Yeah, but is water wet tho? Is any liquid wet? Fire isnt burnt. So why would water be wet?

    • @guacamolepenn6864
      @guacamolepenn6864 4 года назад +13

      @@ottovonbismarck4497 Over 6000 languages and you decide to speak facts

    • @orphings
      @orphings 4 года назад

      Bo

  • @ALuskin0
    @ALuskin0 4 года назад +7

    Man hearing diesel laugh made my day *no homo*, I just never seen him laugh since his humor is sarcastic

  • @BigManTivO
    @BigManTivO 4 года назад +11

    “5 minute crafts is stupid”
    “Out of 200,000 people that were killed, how many survived?”

  • @matthewgonzalez6980
    @matthewgonzalez6980 4 года назад +11

    I feel like these two just met and are life long friends

  • @nohbdy9433
    @nohbdy9433 4 года назад +120

    Why diesel patches doesnt do a face reveal:
    *The fbi are looking for him and they dont know what he looks like so if he does they have a profile*

    • @horrorbeyondhumancomprehension
      @horrorbeyondhumancomprehension 4 года назад +3

      We got him

    • @antnumber1940
      @antnumber1940 4 года назад +11

      I like to think his pfp is his real face and he is in fact a train

    • @nohbdy9433
      @nohbdy9433 4 года назад +5

      @@antnumber1940 Shhhh! He wants you to think he has a different face! He is a train!!!

    • @ShinkoFleur
      @ShinkoFleur 4 года назад +5

      Plot Twist: He's actually Michael B. Jordan.

    • @theweirdo3129
      @theweirdo3129 4 года назад +3

      @@ShinkoFleur wait so he's fucking Catherine.

  • @mr_valor3903
    @mr_valor3903 4 года назад +11

    “I just straight up groped my boss”
    “Nice”
    *“What?”*

  • @violetto7769
    @violetto7769 4 года назад +16

    "DIY homeless hacks" im wheezing 😂😂😂💀

  • @wildwillie3191
    @wildwillie3191 4 года назад +14

    "5-MinuteCrafts is Stupid"
    "After 1 comes 2"

  • @kiwo3885
    @kiwo3885 4 года назад +37

    7:31 looks like something the special needs kid would make in art class.

  • @vanteuan1135
    @vanteuan1135 4 года назад +3

    1:13 *"Help step-brother, I'm stuck!"*

  • @geventv6548
    @geventv6548 4 года назад +16

    5 Minutes-Craft be like : *Cut a bottle in a half and put Worms in here so you can put your phone there without it getting damaged*

  • @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69
    @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69 4 года назад +35

    I love how most of the things on 5-minute crafts don't even take 5 minutes to make

  • @enzoTHEferrari
    @enzoTHEferrari 4 года назад +5

    4:03 Holy shit those are the basement board games beer drinking guys group thingy! Haven’t seen them in forever.

  • @Starsfan2004
    @Starsfan2004 4 года назад +13

    Diesel sounds so wholesome and happy, everyone liked that

  • @GlitchStudios
    @GlitchStudios 4 года назад +38

    You have no idea, but I've waited years for this video to come out

    • @randyrichmondiii3415
      @randyrichmondiii3415 4 года назад

      Fax

    • @Bean3aterr
      @Bean3aterr 4 года назад +1

      Smh id have you now Im very much happy with mopping my floor with coke and eating cereal with a spoon I smashed with a hammer

  • @Reunioninfctd
    @Reunioninfctd 3 года назад +4

    Nobody
    Not even nobody
    5 minute crafts:Your head got punched so hardly?Use toothpaste!

  • @laodecrxs.
    @laodecrxs. 4 года назад +13

    "5 minute crafts is stupid"
    Troom troom: "Finally, a worthy opponement"

  • @cybercery5271
    @cybercery5271 4 года назад +37

    "5 minute crafts is stupid"
    "Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes"

  • @beecod3.mp492
    @beecod3.mp492 4 года назад +2

    The Hot glue scenes remind me of my decaying bones and bone marrow from the time i watched a 5-minute crafts video

  • @sp3ctr-3
    @sp3ctr-3 4 года назад +56

    Diesel: *laughs while talking*
    Me: w-who the hell are you?! Why do you sound like a 16 year old kid who has a great life?!

  • @Official_Acelynn
    @Official_Acelynn 4 года назад +3

    *”That looks disgusting.”* Stole the words right out of my mouth.

  • @toothlesstoe
    @toothlesstoe 4 года назад +1

    Every time I watch a Diesel Patches video I have to replay the ending every time just to make sure that my WiFi didn't kill itself or that the RUclips app didn't crash.

  • @bigmac-1181
    @bigmac-1181 4 года назад +3

    3:05 bro I deadass can't keep steady hands for shit I got those Dr Strange hands

  • @Drakonus_
    @Drakonus_ 4 года назад +17

    "Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa."

  • @sdfplanespotting
    @sdfplanespotting 4 года назад +1

    It’s like that one South Park episode where they have there boxes over there head and they can’t hear outside noise

  • @giant_land_worm3598
    @giant_land_worm3598 4 года назад +8

    "5 minute crafts is stupid"
    *Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes*

  • @adi9530
    @adi9530 4 года назад +11

    "5 minutes craft is stupid"
    Hmm yes, floor is made of floor.

  • @stalinfortime8456
    @stalinfortime8456 4 года назад +2

    The cover yourself in oil meme is a better life hack than what 5-minute crafts do.

  • @possiblysmorf7059
    @possiblysmorf7059 4 года назад +10

    What’s funny is my 2 year old sister loves 5 minute crafts they hit their demographic

  • @pwnagb6393
    @pwnagb6393 4 года назад +11

    "5 minute crafts is stupid"
    "youtube comments are unoriginal"

  • @Nova-2836
    @Nova-2836 Год назад +1

    0:52
    If anyone has watched this episode in South Park, this is literally the fucking Buddha-Box

  • @michaelgalvan9196
    @michaelgalvan9196 4 года назад +9

    1:43 that picture is horrifying to look at

  • @masrimanja6343
    @masrimanja6343 4 года назад +5

    *"Five minutes-craft is stupid"*
    Fbi be like: Ladies and gentleman.. *We got them*

  • @Sylis.
    @Sylis. 4 года назад +2

    "5 minutes craft is stupid"
    "My dad left for milk and never came back"

  • @Gipp7_0923
    @Gipp7_0923 4 года назад +10

    Quiet kid: "This is a lead holder"
    *unloads full clip in the lunch room"

    • @Ekdrink
      @Ekdrink 3 года назад +2

      Whole squad laughing

    • @Gipp7_0923
      @Gipp7_0923 3 года назад

      @@Ekdrink probably not

  • @jessicalaurens8023
    @jessicalaurens8023 4 года назад +29

    I love how his voice fits his picture

  • @KodieTheAussieBrony94
    @KodieTheAussieBrony94 4 года назад

    8:04 "That is a shit fucking... piece of shit" - Diesel Patches, 2020

  • @Turtlekid-me8ms
    @Turtlekid-me8ms 3 года назад +3

    Can we get a prayer for anyone who’s phone looks like 7:55 because of that video.

  • @Valhobino
    @Valhobino 4 года назад +79

    “5 minute crafts are stupid”
    Human beings need to breath

    • @vamp4418
      @vamp4418 4 года назад +9

      i dont

    • @DastardlyDingleberry
      @DastardlyDingleberry 4 года назад +6

      *Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes*

    • @Maximus20778
      @Maximus20778 4 года назад +5

      Freeman your sopposed to be in the test chamber since 1998

    • @horrorbeyondhumancomprehension
      @horrorbeyondhumancomprehension 4 года назад +1

      There are more than two genders

    • @Jaysuo
      @Jaysuo 4 года назад +2

      Kkitten4 you do need to breathe. Stop lying. It is scientifically proven that everything needs to breathe.
      I really just want to be whoosed. Someone please whoosh me

  • @LIKEAMONSTERRR
    @LIKEAMONSTERRR 4 года назад +1

    "5 minute crafts is stupid"
    "When you poop in you're dreams you poop for real"

  • @ifyoureadthisyouaregay5952
    @ifyoureadthisyouaregay5952 4 года назад +5

    "5-MinuteCrafts is Stupid"
    Hmm... yes, the floor here is made out of floor

    • @joeya8986
      @joeya8986 4 года назад

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  • @dunkey759
    @dunkey759 4 года назад +6

    this is the first time ive heard diesel patches laugh

  • @Chilmerican
    @Chilmerican 4 года назад +1

    “5 minute crafts is stupid”
    Sh** comes out of my a**

  • @Milk_Consumer
    @Milk_Consumer 4 года назад +11

    “5 minute crafts is stupid”
    The people in daddy’s basement enjoy it down here

  • @deltaheavy2094
    @deltaheavy2094 3 года назад +7

    Bending an extremely fragile lighting charging wire seems like an excellent idea

  • @drakesessions3544
    @drakesessions3544 3 года назад +2

    8:31 lockers aren't a thing anymore but you will get roasted so hard! People will be dying left and right from laughter

  • @swnkyxoxo
    @swnkyxoxo 4 года назад +5

    *"5-MinuteCrafts is stupid"*
    *The snow is snowier*