"Cool cellphone hacks num 1: gluing a large hotdog to your phone." "This is guaranteed to absolutely destroy and wreck your phone while making it look like trash."
Was she dropped? Does she have brain damage? Look at a graph for FASD (fetal alchohol syndrome disorder) and compare her face to it. Her mom may have had some shots during the pregnancy.
The reason why I like diesel is because he has little to no filter and doesn’t let anyone really detur him from being able to be himself, even if there’s a little edgy humor. He reminds me of my friends because we don’t really have filters and aren’t sensitive pussies like how most of these people are these days. Obviously we have decency and respect certain topic and subjects, still we aren’t afraid to say what we have to say even if we know we’ll get backlash from it. Imagine MW2 lobbies, that’s me and my friends.
Actually ice isn’t necessary cold. Because heat is in everything as heat is just the movement of molecules so the only thing that is truly cold is absolute zero. Sooooo yeah
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear steve
He's so close. Everyone, kidnap as many children as you can and force them to subscribe to Diesel. And while you're at it, force them to unsubscribe from Morgz.
Every time I watch a Diesel Patches video I have to replay the ending every time just to make sure that my WiFi didn't kill itself or that the RUclips app didn't crash.
Kkitten4 you do need to breathe. Stop lying. It is scientifically proven that everything needs to breathe. I really just want to be whoosed. Someone please whoosh me
Link to other guy who’s in the video: ruclips.net/channel/UCtRNFPjIYneuUEbVgOHP3vA
E
E
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please let me out of your basement, it has been so long since I've seen the light of day..
Hi daddy desiel.
"5 Minute Crafts Is Stupid"
"Diesel has 50+ kids in his basement"
The big gae
*gay you fetus
@@catdog4524 that’s how we say it idiot
Diesel is actually a good guy he talked with me on discord and was super nice and chill I have tons of respect for him
Wow, u have proof?
Wish I could talk to daddy diesel 😢
You got the privilege to talk to daddy diesel
@@Paratzu where can i learn such power
And then everyone stood up and clapped and cheered
“5 minute crafts is stupid”
“The United States of America is located in America.”
Wait fr?
@@yomamafat263 yeah bro I know it’s insane
@@caw130 🤯
@@caw130 lol look at my pfp
@@sixmanephonk NICE
"5 minute crafts is stupid"
"People die when they are killed"
ok
Based
@ISpam L2EU says the stonks meme
Your late Justin
great , Justin Y has come to conquer the comment section
Daddy and friend: *see phone case*
Daddys Friend: "That looks like frozen сum."
Daddy Diesel: *licks lips*
"That does."
Yes I'll check out your art
Lol
When you gonna edit your comment to tell us that you make shitty art?
I want to see more art
@@jostrr it's good tho
“5 minute crafts is stupid”
“Diesel is hot”
I kinda hope not, Diesels flashpoint is only 140 degrees Fahrenheit
@@MeCooper nice one lol
Simp
dang ol nice theory dale yah boom
@Kemal Cap, everybody knows that daddy diesel has The Big Gay
*"5-MinuteCrafts is Stupid"*
Always has been
*shoots*
fax
Always will be
"wait... five-minutesCrafts is stupid?"
*pulls out gun* "always has been
699
I wish we could take most of 5 Minute Craft's subscribers and transfer it to Diesel's current amount of subscribers
ahh we meet again
Are you a time traveller?
Why would we they are just stupid fetuses
Grow a moustache
Finding you seems like a goal XD
"5 Minute Crafts Is Stupid"
"this joke is overused"
Yes
😡
@@leskoopmann6714 wut
So?
@@leskoopmann6714 😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬😠🤬😠🤬😵😵😵😵😡😡😠😵😠🤬🤬😠😠😡😵😡😡🤬🤬🤬
daddy diesel laughing is such rare music
Music to my ears 😌
Diesel getting killed would sound like cardi b
@@GordonN661 lmaoo
Rare song on the radio
"5 minute crafts is stupid"
"China is using the sea to hide its submarines"
Yo u from West Bengal?
Hol up *what*
Hold up-
I mean it’s a pretty good idea-
"5 min crafts is stupid"
"You were born on your birthday"
XD
No shit sherlock
@Zenthainus -god no
Do you know..Stalin (Russian) changed his birthday and name
@@xxxEarthEliafairyxxx no i did not..whyd u put Russian in parentheses
Diesel: "5 minute crafts is stupid"
Everyone: *w e l i v e i n a s o c i e t y*
*g a m e r s r i s e u p*
you both sound equally depressed and somehow it just makes it funnier.
who is he?
@@illumisgirlfriend3473 if you're talking about the guy he collabed with, his channel name is rcsu
I think this is the first time I’ve heard Diesel genuinely laugh out loud
“5 minute crafts is stupid”
“The Russian army is funded by Russia”
"Russia is located in Russia"
“The floor is made of floor”
"Many college students have gone to college"
@JoeyLikesChicken some went to hell before they went to college
Every 60 minutes in Africa a minute passes by
‘5 min crafts is stupid’
yes, the air is around me
"Please laugh."
@UCdTOfHf5gIZsB2KoStOiaeg WTF...
@@SUPERFREAKYYOW
‘please, i feel like stating the obvious’
OR IS IT????
@@Grgrqr *Vsauce music plays*
Hot glue: *exists*
5 minute crafts: *iLl TaKe YoUr EnTiRe StOcK*
I can literally find hundreds of channels similar to five minutes crafts.
Shut up u are aqua.
Hey sakura pt2
I prefer smart water
*1-100 minute crafts*
hahhahahhahaHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHZZH BFF.DJE8XI3**ijjb;jjj&j
Sorry about that
"Cool cellphone hacks num 1: gluing a large hotdog to your phone."
"This is guaranteed to absolutely destroy and wreck your phone while making it look like trash."
OH BOY THIS SHOULD ONLY TAKE ME 5 MINUTES
How cook hotdog
And it’ll still look better than those goddamn phone cases
Daddy diesel actually laughing
I found my cousin watching 5-minute crafts
she says their hacks are so cool
help
Get the ancient power of 10 minute hacks
Was she dropped? Does she have brain damage? Look at a graph for FASD (fetal alchohol syndrome disorder) and compare her face to it. Her mom may have had some shots during the pregnancy.
@@FreshlyXpyr3d god damn lmao
I have no fuckin clue man
Excommunicate her from your family before her dabbling in the vile arts of "5 minute witchcraft" infects the purity of the rest of your family.
The reason why I like diesel is because he has little to no filter and doesn’t let anyone really detur him from being able to be himself, even if there’s a little edgy humor. He reminds me of my friends because we don’t really have filters and aren’t sensitive pussies like how most of these people are these days. Obviously we have decency and respect certain topic and subjects, still we aren’t afraid to say what we have to say even if we know we’ll get backlash from it. Imagine MW2 lobbies, that’s me and my friends.
ya same but one of my friends got offended by my nine eleven joke
he said it wasnt funny
@@pigeonz_ those jokes always crash and burn
@@dannyw1534 Bruh 😂
@@dannyw1534 The twin towers ordered pepperoni pizza but instead got 2 plane
Pigeonz wow you all sound so cool and funny
7:30 looks like a phone case that a 3rd grade art teacher would make
“5-minute crafts are stupid”
Ice is cold
Ur dad is lesbian
Actually ice isn’t necessary cold. Because heat is in everything as heat is just the movement of molecules so the only thing that is truly cold is absolute zero. Sooooo yeah
daddy diesel is sexy
@@monkey-choppa2751 shh let the man have his moment
@@monkey-choppa2751 stfu
"5 minute crafts is stupid"
"5 minute crafts is stupid"
best one
"5 minute-craft is stupid"
Hmmm yes the sky is very blue
Very original haven’t seen that before
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear steve
@@AxxLAfriku is this the avril lavigne arc of your channel?
@@AxxLAfriku "stop eating people"
You cant just make me starve man
Kids gotta eat to be strong you know
W T F A M I R E A D I N G
“5 minute crafts are stupid”
“Glue is sticky”
Liquids are wet.
A solid is not a liquid
@@hootci4 but water isn’t wet
you know what else is sticky? ;)
@@hootci4 i think you mean "liquids make things wet"
I love how there’s no intro it just gets right into it great video
“Where’d you get that phone case?”
“My B A L L S”
I made it this morning
“5-minutes craft is stupid”
People breathe when they breathe
*Breathe
Breathe
@@KheeseGrater they still breathe
Wait fr?
@Kemal are you good
Gotta love diesel's little giggles
He said “ I don’t have friends” damn I thought we was friends:(
Were*
@@reymenez323 None of us have friends.
@@reymenez323 people who have to correct others don’t have friends and clearly have nothing to do
@@silverthehedgehog5187 nice guess
We his Friend and he DONT CARE ABOUT US
when I think of 5 minute crafts.... I think of depression
That's about right
I THINK OF HOT GLUE AND RUINED ELECTRONICS
That too
0w0
@@ethanbratcher292 no just no
7:29 cutest laugh ever.... Yes Im simping for Diesel :-D
Who wouldn’t simp for daddy diesel
@@pathetic_girl I miss him more than anything 😭
@@Small-Chap isnt he still uploading on weasel batches?
@@pathetic_girl no he stopped there as well 😢
"5-MinuteCrafts is Stupid"
"' Every 60 seconds a minute passes."
This is spam
@@weather9405 ???
THIS IS HILARIOUS, I THOUGHT ABOUT MAKING THIS EXACT COMMENT WHEN I SAW THE VIDEO TITLE
@Bruh very funny then
Bro this is so funny I’m literally laughing my ass off rn😐
"5 minute crafts is stupid"
"Daddy diesel is so hot"
I wanna know who watches 5 minute crafts unironically.
Kids
I do but because I have nothing better to do lol
Not phuckin me lol
@@jumbox3246 find better things to do please
@@wibs0n68 yep I'm a fetus and I can confirm I don't watch 5-minute crafts unironically.
6:30 this joke is underrated, beautiful execution
*You know what else is stupid,the fact that diesel patches isn’t already at 1M subs.*
He's so close. Everyone, kidnap as many children as you can and force them to subscribe to Diesel. And while you're at it, force them to unsubscribe from Morgz.
@@SM-qv2om
Lol
Just did, but then the popo put me in jail :(
I think it’s because of someone. Cough cough pokimane
@@krypt6482 what happen?
Diesel's collabs with this guy are fucking amazing. They're absolute gold, these videos
7:36
I never thought I would hear diesel laugh or have a normal voice
"Every 60 sec-"
*gets mouth shut with Flex Tape wrapped around his mouth*
"I KNOW!!!"
Finally a guy with a more monotone voice than diesel
Here’s a quick 5 minute craft: throw away 1 of your socks and wear the other one inside out.
Now your not like other girls
I'm the 'throw away 1 of your socks and wear the other one inside out' girl
Title should be: “Daddy diesel and mr girl review terrible life hacks”
For real?
This is your 100th comment on daddy diesels Chanel
@@captainrex7242 tee hee
@@captainrex7242 *C H A N E L*
@@guyfieri4017 L E N A H C
9:05 I cannot think of a single person in the planet that will think "damn, I didn't know that" after seeing this.
"5 Minute Crafts is stupid."
"Ah, yes, yes, The sand is made of rocks with food coloring"
They are food coloured?
I love every vid Rude, Crude & Socially Unacceptable is in with Diesel. The two bounce jokes off each other so perfectly.
At this point I could just hold my computer mouse and call it a life hack
"HOW TO DRAG YOUR CURSOR EASILY"
Diesel laughing is so wholesome and I have only one thing to say about it.
HEY ACE FAMILLLYYYYYYYYYY-
The way they bounce off each others comedy is hilarious, they both emit “I hate living” energy but one is more excited to be here anyway
"5 minutes crafts is stupid"
Liquid is wet
Solids are solid
Plasma is plasma
Gas is gas
Stupidity is gacha life
Yeah, but is water wet tho? Is any liquid wet? Fire isnt burnt. So why would water be wet?
@@ottovonbismarck4497 Over 6000 languages and you decide to speak facts
Bo
Man hearing diesel laugh made my day *no homo*, I just never seen him laugh since his humor is sarcastic
“5 minute crafts is stupid”
“Out of 200,000 people that were killed, how many survived?”
200,000
I feel like these two just met and are life long friends
Why diesel patches doesnt do a face reveal:
*The fbi are looking for him and they dont know what he looks like so if he does they have a profile*
We got him
I like to think his pfp is his real face and he is in fact a train
@@antnumber1940 Shhhh! He wants you to think he has a different face! He is a train!!!
Plot Twist: He's actually Michael B. Jordan.
@@ShinkoFleur wait so he's fucking Catherine.
“I just straight up groped my boss”
“Nice”
*“What?”*
"DIY homeless hacks" im wheezing 😂😂😂💀
"5-MinuteCrafts is Stupid"
"After 1 comes 2"
7:31 looks like something the special needs kid would make in art class.
AT LEAST I TRIED RIGHT? RIGHT?
Hey dont blow my cover!
1:13 *"Help step-brother, I'm stuck!"*
5 Minutes-Craft be like : *Cut a bottle in a half and put Worms in here so you can put your phone there without it getting damaged*
I love how most of the things on 5-minute crafts don't even take 5 minutes to make
4:03 Holy shit those are the basement board games beer drinking guys group thingy! Haven’t seen them in forever.
Dude its game society pimps
Diesel sounds so wholesome and happy, everyone liked that
You have no idea, but I've waited years for this video to come out
Fax
Smh id have you now Im very much happy with mopping my floor with coke and eating cereal with a spoon I smashed with a hammer
Nobody
Not even nobody
5 minute crafts:Your head got punched so hardly?Use toothpaste!
"5 minute crafts is stupid"
Troom troom: "Finally, a worthy opponement"
"5 minute crafts is stupid"
"Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes"
"Together we can stop this."
The Hot glue scenes remind me of my decaying bones and bone marrow from the time i watched a 5-minute crafts video
Diesel: *laughs while talking*
Me: w-who the hell are you?! Why do you sound like a 16 year old kid who has a great life?!
*”That looks disgusting.”* Stole the words right out of my mouth.
Every time I watch a Diesel Patches video I have to replay the ending every time just to make sure that my WiFi didn't kill itself or that the RUclips app didn't crash.
3:05 bro I deadass can't keep steady hands for shit I got those Dr Strange hands
"Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa."
It’s like that one South Park episode where they have there boxes over there head and they can’t hear outside noise
"5 minute crafts is stupid"
*Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes*
"5 minutes craft is stupid"
Hmm yes, floor is made of floor.
The cover yourself in oil meme is a better life hack than what 5-minute crafts do.
What’s funny is my 2 year old sister loves 5 minute crafts they hit their demographic
"5 minute crafts is stupid"
"youtube comments are unoriginal"
0:52
If anyone has watched this episode in South Park, this is literally the fucking Buddha-Box
1:43 that picture is horrifying to look at
*"Five minutes-craft is stupid"*
Fbi be like: Ladies and gentleman.. *We got them*
"5 minutes craft is stupid"
"My dad left for milk and never came back"
Why!!
Why!!
Why!!
Quiet kid: "This is a lead holder"
*unloads full clip in the lunch room"
Whole squad laughing
@@Ekdrink probably not
I love how his voice fits his picture
8:04 "That is a shit fucking... piece of shit" - Diesel Patches, 2020
Can we get a prayer for anyone who’s phone looks like 7:55 because of that video.
“5 minute crafts are stupid”
Human beings need to breath
i dont
*Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes*
Freeman your sopposed to be in the test chamber since 1998
There are more than two genders
Kkitten4 you do need to breathe. Stop lying. It is scientifically proven that everything needs to breathe.
I really just want to be whoosed. Someone please whoosh me
"5 minute crafts is stupid"
"When you poop in you're dreams you poop for real"
"5-MinuteCrafts is Stupid"
Hmm... yes, the floor here is made out of floor
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this is the first time ive heard diesel patches laugh
“5 minute crafts is stupid”
Sh** comes out of my a**
“5 minute crafts is stupid”
The people in daddy’s basement enjoy it down here
The WHAT
Ummm🤔🤔
Bending an extremely fragile lighting charging wire seems like an excellent idea
8:31 lockers aren't a thing anymore but you will get roasted so hard! People will be dying left and right from laughter
*"5-MinuteCrafts is stupid"*
*The snow is snowier*