Asianboy 17 “No, Officer, you don’t understand! He ran me over and then used magic to heal me back to health! He’s dangerous, a liar, and should be sent to prison!”
Fun fact a group of diesel patches is called a We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry
@@AmericanBoyo That's just stage 1. 30 is Stage 2 Cancer, 40 is Stage 3 cancer, and 50 is Stage 4 cancer. If it gets any larger than that you just refer to them as "Terminal Cancer"
And their medical condition is something called like hornyrhinocerous disorder and the only way it affects you is it makes you not able to see extremely light shades a magenta
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RUclipsr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear erisha
In that case they are basically playing a real life version of one of those turret defense games where they just fight off hordes of angry, screaming karens. At this point I'm honestly surprised that hasn't happened yet.
They can use her voice for an LRAD. They actually use regular voices and sounds and alter them some, but they wouldn’t need to with her voice. MiiiiiiiKkkkeeeeeEEE
The "MIKEEEEEEEEE!" Lady was fired because of her stunt... Just wanted to share because I know how happy I was to hear it so I figured you all would be happy knowing as well. Your welcome!!
Thank you for brightening my day by knowing she was fired. Its true.... Not all heroes wear capes. But you will need a cool costume. I didnt make the rules
Those are my favorites. I LOVE Racist Karen's! They always say some of the dumbest shit and it:s entertaining asf. Even when I worked at a gas station a racist Karen called me shit and I laughed in her face for a good few minutes. Makes my day!
@@noraozer2800 Neanderthals were just built different apprently if they saw a karen they'd get a feeling of disappointment that they didn't know they had
@@sunless5466 We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry
I had to deal with a Karen when I was homeless. I am a military veteran. I had a bus I was renovating and my local walmart had a section of the parking lot (on the side of the building in a section out of the way of where most customers would park and where the employees parked). My bus was parked in the furthest spot possible, away from the building, by the grass. This walmart gave truckers, buses and RVs permission to park here for 14 days at a time, at which point we had to vacate for a night and then return to demonstrate that our vehicles were working and could be moved out of the way should they need the spots for business. ALL of us there were regulars whom the store knew and trusted. Anyways, "Karen" is driving by when my friend pours water out of his cup and onto the grass. She pulls up to my bus (my tags identify me as a veteran) while I am asleep. Instead of knocking, she busts out the driver window of my bus and sprays pepper spray all over the bus, forcing my friend and I to step out. We ask her why she did it and she said because we were littering and tearing her community apart. She called me a worthless piece of trash who should get a real job and even accused me of lying about being in the military (Tennessee motor vehicle facilities require our DD214s in order to issue us veteran tags). When I told her to leave my bus before I view her as a threat and forcibly remove her, she called the cops on me. They dealt with her, but because of the scene she caused, ALL of us who relied on this walmart parking lot at night to rest our heads were forced to leave and not return. We were even told that, "for our safety", we could not return to this walmart in our buses/RVs. We were allowed to return to shop, but had to have different vehicles. All thanks to karen.
So then..... It looks like she won. Someone just needs to slap the sh!t out of all these Karen's. If a person is being a "Karen", there should be no law forbidding anyone from slapping the sh!t out of them. No punching, no piercing of the skin, no broken bones... in other words no serious damage. Just with an open hand slap the sh!t out of them.
Cashier: that's gonna be 30 dollars Karen: bUt I bOuGhT iT fOr 15 LaSt TiMe Cashier: because we had a 50% off sale. Karen: nO, yOu DiDn'T, LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER, YOU ARE TRYING TO SCAM ME
You won't believe how often this happens, it's as if people, karens especial, don't realize we get paid per the hour and not by a cut of what's being sold
@@J0nith3r3d No no, he hates" Optimus" because he s is "Decepticon"" he fights for the bad boss, I forget his name. Autobots and Decepticons Roll out and they need to join forces to fight the Karen's and not each other. 😁😁😁😁
Ben bird man is the lost clone that ran away, later to get buff then make fun of e thots and idiots while playing cod. I feel like all 3 of these dudes have the same parents
@@randomuno2562 Your logic kind of makes sense, but the gills ARE the fish lungs. Gills aren't like a mouth but are instead more like lungs themselves.
"THEY'RE LUNGS COLLAPSE AFTER LEAVING THE WATER" Fish have gills, and catching them is the same as just holding there breath for a few seconds and then going back to what they can actually breath.
Just imagine: You and a close friend are just vibing talking about hobbies and such. Just over all have a good time. And out of the blue you hear this obscure sound that would make anyone reconsider life. *Some random Karen yelling about how it’s racist to make Swiss cheese white.* Send help.
@@isabelsmall3269 actually all fish (aside from ones that have lungs or breath through their skin like mudskippers and lungfish) gills will collapse outside of water because their gills are supported by water however they don't die the moment they leave water
as a person who's worked retail in Portland OR, I've dealt with Karens allll day everyday and I love seeing them finally getting called out, doxed, and put on f*ing b l a s t
We finally have it now boys. This crossover is more epic than any MCU movie. Edit: damn, never got this much attention in my life, thx for the likes I guess
I know a "Karen in training", and she is past her 30s. I refer to her as such, as every single time I would see her at the place where I volunteer, she just HAS to complain about at least SOMETHING. Literally, anything. She gets held up at a grocery store? She has to complain about it to the rest of us. There’s a traffic stop? She has to complain about it to everyone. Literally EVERYTHING and ANYTHING that she can find to complain about, she will. So, I think that there’s no age requirement for being a "Karen in training".
British Empire, 1st of all, that is ONE fish, second, search “do Fish have lungs” the answer will be there for you, make sure to do some research next time
Ikr. I work at subway and the app will not work sometimes. Karens would call and complain, but we have no control over the app. The corporation has control over it.
Hugh Honey karens be like:why are you not selling this free for me?! cashier: *explains* Karen:let me talk to ur manager manager: *explains* Karen:let me talk to ur supervisor supervisor: *explains* Karen:let me talk to ur director director: *explains* Karen:let me talk to ur managing director managing director: *explains* Karen:let me talk to ur vice president vice president: *explains* Karen:let me talk to ur president president: *explains* karen:let me talk to ur ceo ceo: *explains* karen:let me talk to ur chairman chairman: *explains* karen:let me talk to ur country’s president that country’s president: *explains* karen:let me talk to founder of this company karen: *dies* founder of this company: *explains* karen:let me talk to ur jesus christ jesus christ: *explains* karen:let me talk to ur god god: *explains* karen:im still not happy i gotta talk to some more people meme lord:ok, karen karen:i- meme lord:ok, karen karen:you won this time, but next time i win. karen jokes
@@joshuafallgren8498 It is a well-known fact in psychology that not all people reach the formal operational stage (abstract thought, metacognition, etc.) of Jean Piaget’s stages of cognitive development... I’d say all Karens fit the bill.
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Please talk about the abomination that is the youtuber collins key
Beans
diesel patches dude you are the best youtuber
Love you dad
Uncle diesel
Imagine being a grown woman straight up lying about getting run over like a little kid lying to her mom that someone hurt her.
What was her plan for when the cops showed up and she was fine?
Asianboy 17
“No, Officer, you don’t understand! He ran me over and then used magic to heal me back to health! He’s dangerous, a liar, and should be sent to prison!”
@@fatalduchessdineondirt6629 Lol bruh 😂😂😂😂
@@asianboy1785 yeah
If you lie about being hurt at all, you should have your right leg blown off by a spas
I like how Optimus is just diesel but less depressed
Honeslty ye thats what it sounds like
i swear, i always think they are the same person
And optimus is a sad jamari who is just a lazy birdman
I guess you could say he’s more _Optimus-tic_
Baku Hoe that was terrible but I like it
“No, smoking doesn’t affect the baby.”
40 Years Later:
BAHAHAHHAHA
It's a cycle...
@@AxxLAfriku why do you keep doing this, pathetic.
BDHWJWNQISJHAAHH
TreeBark r/ihadastroke
The Karen shouting "Mike!" should absolutely be a meme format.
She was definitely the more annoying Karen compared to the one making funny noises.
Karens under the age of 18 are called “Becky’s”.
Durkbob some of them are also named Katherine
Yess. All aged Karens that go to Starbucks are called Betty.
Lvl 1 karen
What about Tynniffer?
And then 16 year old karens are called “heathers”
Fun fact: A group of Karen’s is called a “tumor”.
And if it gets bigger than 20 it’s called a “cancer”
How I cope in either scenario is with a desert eagle
Fun fact a group of diesel patches is called a
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
@@obuIisk Rick rolled in the comments??
@@AmericanBoyo That's just stage 1. 30 is Stage 2 Cancer, 40 is Stage 3 cancer, and 50 is Stage 4 cancer. If it gets any larger than that you just refer to them as "Terminal Cancer"
“You’re not a police officer”
“ExCuSe Me I’m A cItIzEn”
I thought in America Polices have the most rights
dont spread the germs
Kyle P she was literally calling for her husband as if she was dying or something
@@khalil42 idk why but when she was screeching she bared a scary resemblance to a walrus
I'm an older white woman, and I have never NEVER acted this way, even when I had an actual complaint. Can't wrap my brain around people who do this.
So how ya liking youtube ma'am? And diesel patches? You got good taste.
You have great taste in watching Deisel Patches, I respect you 👍🏼
You have my respect, especially for watching diesel patches
Some people just feel that they are entitled to everything and think the world revolves around them.
@@comradeforg3420 agree
"I have a medical condition" that's literally what every Karen's excuse is.
Either that or their kid has cancer
Their medical condition is either autism or dementia
And their medical condition is something called like hornyrhinocerous disorder and the only way it affects you is it makes you not able to see extremely light shades a magenta
Nice user 💀💀
It’s called MayISeeYourManager syndrome
I love how Karen is getting “ran over” but she won’t move and thinks her hand is enough to stop the car.
an unmovable object meets an unstoppable force
MIKEEEEE! MIKKKKKKEEEE!
How ‘bout no like diesel said Karen’s are immune to pain when confronting things that annoy them
*Like everyday life*
LOL
*puts hand in front of car*
we did it boys, possibility of being run over is no more
The worst Karens are the ones that think watching SpongeBob is harmful to children.
In their defense anything past the original movie is trash anyway.
@Julian Rodriguez watching a modern spongebob episode hurts my heart all the jokes fail the stupidity is just straight up not funny and has no context
@@GatoSanDad Obviously, but it isn't harmful. Just unfunny.
@Julian Rodriguez Not harmful. Just not funny. Whenever I say Spongebob, of course I'm implying the first few seasons.
Nah dude modern spongebob is harmful for everyone
The "MIIIIIIKKKKEEE" Sounds like a chihuahua accidently being stepped on.
Hahaha good one!
Just as annoying and filled with the inferiority complex.
Fun Fact: Karens stop talking if you punch them in the mouth.
Bro I swear if I encounter one I'll take them out on the spot
on s i g h t
Fun faft; that would be the one time a karen will be abote to actually threaten you with a serious lawsuit
Karen can't sue you if she's dead
911 got called
I find that every single Karen has the exact same voice, it’s annoying yet fascinating
They are like clones with different clothes
This comment is hilarious
They ruined my grandmother’s name
It’s a hivemind.
100% this guy was killed by the fbi for figuring this out
Fact: A husband of a karen, is called a " mike "
@@estebanortiz1908 yeah they are but the husbands arent always male karens they just sit back and watch the karen be a bitch
Or Keith
or gary
Or Bob
or kevin
omg i nearly died laughing when he said Mike's not coming because he shot himself after the 2nd time you called him lmao I bet he did.
karen’s will refuse to wear a mask because they are “told to” but then ruthlessly gets mad at you because your not social distancing
You're*
@@mostlysure1077
......
You're*
Xbox profile pick???
@@rileycumberbirch102 Xbox profile pic*
"I'll see you in court" is another classic phrase Karen likes to use
“You’ll be contacted by my lawyers real soon”... and they never actually sue
@@marcusbordeaux7548 Beacuse any lawyer would fight against Karen in court instead of defending her
Or you'll be hearing from my lawyers real soon
As a Mike, I can confirm that not only do Karens flock to us naturally, but dating one turned me gay.
🤣🤣🤣🤣☠🔥
*MiKe, mIkE, MiKe, mIiiIiIiIiKe!!!!!*
Now you date chads😂😂
I'd rather date a karen then date a gay
Beckys are the way to go
i feel bad for the employees getting constant stress dealing with karens salute
Having this mom to only become this mom must be one of the most terrifying "history repeats itself" ever.
*Break the cycle if you can.*
“The cycle ends here” -Kratos
“Their lungs collapse!” They’re fish. They don’t have lungs.
that’s what i was thinking lmao
Lmfao I was thinking the same.
She doesn't even have IQ of a 2nd grader.
Yep. But if they're out of the water for too long they do die. But that means like an hour or so. They throw it back after like 4 minutes or less.
Bruh I'm watching they clip now, God damn shes dumb
@@Dan-rt6bc more like a new born
And they said Avengers was the most ambitious crossover in history.
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RUclipsr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear erisha
AxxL wtf
Good joke dude I love the Avengers
@@AxxLAfriku I'm confused
How original
the fact that optimus and diesel did a video together is beautiful
The lady yelling “Mike!” Sounds and looks like seagulls from Nemo
She looks like what would happen if those seagulls ate beluga whales instead of ting crabs.
😂😂
Mine mine mine mine... MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!
Bruh exactly my thoughts lol how did you know
bananaminion121 her neck kind of inspired me to think about it that way😂😂
A group of Karen’s contacted our school because we were “Skateboarding in the sidewalk” and “going to the local supermarket”
Are you serious?!
Go to the Local Supermarket?!!! How could you.
Karen's are being used by the government to be surveillance.
this happened to me too 💀 she called the cops on me and my friends for playing"vulgar" rap music and skateboarding ..... at a skatepark
how dare you go to the supermarket let me talk to your guardian
I hope she keeps that mindset "The whole Earth is public Domain" in a shoot on sight military base.
lmao bro you sent me 🤣🤣
This killed me 😂😂
In that case they are basically playing a real life version of one of those turret defense games where they just fight off hordes of angry, screaming karens. At this point I'm honestly surprised that hasn't happened yet.
@@Ultima64 I would grab some popcorn and watch the carnage from the safety of a nearby elevated spot.
😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌
I lost it where you popped in The Rock saying "shut up b*tch" 😂😂😂 PERFECT!
We need a ‘that’s cringe’ style playlist with you and Optimus. Someone make a petition
Yes!!!
on jahh bro
Diesel is good at attacking people call it something like “fuck that person” so it’s a bit different than Cody and Noel
*"HE'S A LUNATIC AND HE'S VIDEO TAPING ME!"*
Sounds a lot like...
*"He's just standing there... MENACINGLY!"*
*Pov he is standing there menacingly*
POV, Is this a jojo reference?
Pillar men awaken
John CENAthePRO1 god damnit why does everything have to be a jojo reference (it’s not,ITS A FUCKIN SPONGEH BOI reference
@@diobrando6131 why are you so pissed?
The girl screaming “MIKE!” looked like the principal off Lab Rats
Oh yeah! Didn’t notice that at first
sounded a bit like her too
An old whale more like it
Ah yes ms perry
TikTok Bad oh yeaaaaah ms perry I remember her I always laughed at her
"Their lungs collapse when you pull them out of the water." Hey Karen fish don't have lungs they have gills.
I like how optimus puts gameplay in his part and diesel is just a disgusted train
Otherwise we wouldn't be able to tell who's who.
_a disgusted train_
TAc it was time for Thomas to leave, he had seen everything
Zutto Aragi its the same person /s
xD truue
I laughed sooooo hard seeing the Karen running after the skateboarder...
Now this is an avenger level threat.
Brogan Markel 👌
She’s like officer earl.
Are you my twin😂😂
She was coming in hot
The way she screams Mike is hilarious, it gets me everytime
MIIIIKE MIIIIIIIIIIKE
Help ma'am he's RECORDING me
Bwahahaha
Squeeky toy anyone 😭🤣
Plot twist: mike knows shes crazy and HE AINT COMIN lol
@@theofficialdislikebutton6766 she is literally just the most annoying human alarm clock
"Their lungs will colapse"
~a karen that says she knows a lot about fish, but really doesnt
"their lungs collapse when their out of the water"
Bruh they're fish
Human “lungs” imagine
Yea when I get into water I actually fucking melt
Lol I agree whenever I step into water, my entire body system collapses on itself and I die when I go back to the surface.
That girl needs to focus more on her education than her Tik Tok following. -.-
The karen that was screaming " Mike " could literally be an alarm clock for the neighborhood
It was so fucking annoying.
Im sorry but, ELEVEEEEEN
If my name was Mike I would have that as my alarm/ringtone
Jack Lazer now we know why mike has the tv turned up full volume
They can use her voice for an LRAD. They actually use regular voices and sounds and alter them some, but they wouldn’t need to with her voice.
MiiiiiiiKkkkeeeeeEEE
The "MIKEEEEEEEEE!" Lady was fired because of her stunt... Just wanted to share because I know how happy I was to hear it so I figured you all would be happy knowing as well. Your welcome!!
Thank you for brightening my day by knowing she was fired.
Its true.... Not all heroes wear capes.
But you will need a cool costume.
I didnt make the rules
@@Burt_Cokaine you're welcome! I couldn't contain my happiness when I found out so I had to share the joy. You're too funny about the cape... 😉
@@dolphinsblu you will also need an epic superhero quote
@@divyeshkotthakota7035 lol... I'm going to have to work on that. A cool costume and epic line are in the works...😁
@@dolphinsblu I think just "MIKE" repeatedly and really loud should be your superhero line
“Don’t get fresh with me”
I haven’t heard that since my great great grandma died. She died at 103.
I’ll probably never meet you but rip to your great great grandma
I never thought that I would see a Thomas the Tank Engine/Transformers crossover. And I certainly wasn't expecting it to look like this.
@@komorebi3555 i thought it was pbs kids go
"Ku Klux Karens" is the single best phrase I've heard all year
Those are my favorites. I LOVE Racist Karen's! They always say some of the dumbest shit and it:s entertaining asf.
Even when I worked at a gas station a racist Karen called me shit and I laughed in her face for a good few minutes. Makes my day!
Agreed
The one screaming "Mike" sounded like a walrus that's being stabbed
why do you know what a walrus being stabbed sounds like?
@@BlueJayz474 I've got my sources 👁️👁️
@@BlueJayz474 Well, it sounds just like that.
@@turtledink5675 savage! 😁😁😁
Or a yowling cat
"Don't be fresh with me" Never thought I'd hear that. I learned that slang in history class as something people used to say in the 1950's i think
They said Karen’s are like Neanderthals, Neanderthals went extinct. Let’s hope
Even Neanderthals are nicer and more intelligent
@@mononoci ooga booga can I speak with your chieftain
That’s an insult to neanderthals
warbozz 123 Thank you for this gem of a comment.
@@noraozer2800 Neanderthals were just built different apprently if they saw a karen they'd get a feeling of disappointment that they didn't know they had
It’s not a colab when you two are the same person, literally cannot tell your voices apart
Been saying that since day 1 lmao
I think that’s called retardation
SadKennyBoy same reason I made this comment lol
Try birdman
Try birdman
Black person: *Exists*
Karen: 911 he's HURTING ME!
Nah they would say its hurting me
@@sunless5466 We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
have you seen the actual video of that happening? i saw it and it was horrible
@@obuIisk why'd you reply to me with Rick Astley
千卂乃ㄥ乇 i don’t think he knows how he’s supposed to rick roll
“The entire earth is public domain”
Suicide Forest, Inunaki, Death Valley, Mecca, North Korea, Area 51: “are we jokes to you?”
You forgot Aokigahara
*The Nahanni Valley
I had to deal with a Karen when I was homeless. I am a military veteran. I had a bus I was renovating and my local walmart had a section of the parking lot (on the side of the building in a section out of the way of where most customers would park and where the employees parked). My bus was parked in the furthest spot possible, away from the building, by the grass. This walmart gave truckers, buses and RVs permission to park here for 14 days at a time, at which point we had to vacate for a night and then return to demonstrate that our vehicles were working and could be moved out of the way should they need the spots for business. ALL of us there were regulars whom the store knew and trusted. Anyways, "Karen" is driving by when my friend pours water out of his cup and onto the grass. She pulls up to my bus (my tags identify me as a veteran) while I am asleep. Instead of knocking, she busts out the driver window of my bus and sprays pepper spray all over the bus, forcing my friend and I to step out. We ask her why she did it and she said because we were littering and tearing her community apart. She called me a worthless piece of trash who should get a real job and even accused me of lying about being in the military (Tennessee motor vehicle facilities require our DD214s in order to issue us veteran tags). When I told her to leave my bus before I view her as a threat and forcibly remove her, she called the cops on me. They dealt with her, but because of the scene she caused, ALL of us who relied on this walmart parking lot at night to rest our heads were forced to leave and not return. We were even told that, "for our safety", we could not return to this walmart in our buses/RVs. We were allowed to return to shop, but had to have different vehicles. All thanks to karen.
Oof
So then..... It looks like she won.
Someone just needs to slap the sh!t out of all these Karen's.
If a person is being a "Karen", there should be no law forbidding anyone from slapping the sh!t out of them.
No punching, no piercing of the skin, no broken bones... in other words no serious damage. Just with an open hand slap the sh!t out of them.
@Lucas Portasio I'm much better. About to go to Highway Patrol academy next month
@@jacegallagher8589 Good luck
Yup.. been homeless myself.. it sucks to live in a nation that prizes itself so highly on upper class and white privilege.
Cashier: that's gonna be 30 dollars
Karen: bUt I bOuGhT iT fOr 15 LaSt TiMe
Cashier: because we had a 50% off sale.
Karen: nO, yOu DiDn'T, LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER, YOU ARE TRYING TO SCAM ME
You won't believe how often this happens, it's as if people, karens especial, don't realize we get paid per the hour and not by a cut of what's being sold
This happens at my job but for fucking cigars it was fucking annoying
This happens A LOT at my job too bruh
WashingtonIsNext I’m just gonna kick Karen’s out my store... fuck it job don’t pay me enough
Cashier: I am the manager
"their lung colapse when you take them out of water" . Fish have gills .
That's why you don't skip biology
The fish collapse.
Ananya Singhal their ocean collapse
The earth collapse.
-Jheizza Cantal- the galaxy collapse
10:15 - He's being like that because its probably his 1 day of the year he gets to relax like this, fathers day....
The most iconic duo we never thought we would see
I swear.
I hate Optimus
Yes it's awesome
Shrek Gacha leave now
@@J0nith3r3d No no, he hates" Optimus" because he s is "Decepticon"" he fights for the bad boss, I forget his name. Autobots and Decepticons Roll out and they need to join forces to fight the Karen's and not each other. 😁😁😁😁
"Even Twitter hates Karen's" um twitter hates everything
Facts
I think he was trying to say since twitter is the everyday activists' platform that they would support Karens and their sjw ways.
But yeah u right.
TRUE
✅ Correct ✅
Diesel patches and optimums is one person split into two people
They used to be one, but RUclips split them in half in a failed experiment to make the perfect RUclipsr
no it’s bird man optimus and diesel patches, the holy trinity
Ben bird man is the lost clone that ran away, later to get buff then make fun of e thots and idiots while playing cod. I feel like all 3 of these dudes have the same parents
@@Hazel-tu3sx lel
@@Hazel-tu3sx Crit1kal fits well in that group too
I think when Karens are born they are given a free pair of sunglasses, a pair of Mom jeans and a box of blonde hair dye
Fun fact: A group of Karens is called a mistake.
Fun Fact 2: Karen in training is called a "Becky"
Fun Fact 3: I may be blind, but at least I’m not black.
Yum Yum Yum And A Liverwurst A La Mode fun fact 4: every 60 seconds,a minute passes in Africa
A group of Karen’s is a complaint
Black Karen's are what I like to call them, Karenisha's.
There was a girl in my elementary school we used to call Becky
She's dead to me
"Their lungs collapse" this is the extent of Karen logic. Apparently fish have lungs now.
Not to start a discussion but I thought they did and the gills take the air out of the water and into the lungs?
But yes I see how her logic is stupid
@@randomuno2562 Your logic kind of makes sense, but the gills ARE the fish lungs. Gills aren't like a mouth but are instead more like lungs themselves.
@@dec5847 I see, thank you
Karen: sees fact
Also Karen: flexes fact to their advantage
Also ALSO Karen: Sometimes my genius... it scares me.
I saw a karen attacking a man the other day, prayed for him.
You can't respond to a Karen, their logic is to dumb to even comprehend, and let's not forget the over-talking.
The hero we needed and deserved
Let's hope he doesn't lose some brainsells
*You never know when Karen strikes*
A Karen
"THEY'RE LUNGS COLLAPSE AFTER LEAVING THE WATER" Fish have gills, and catching them is the same as just holding there breath for a few seconds and then going back to what they can actually breath.
"I hAvE a RiGhT tO sPeAk"
Also karen: doesn't let them speak
Also Karen: doesn't speak but SqUEeKss
XD
The only free speech is my speech
@@concretekettle1958 exactly, so why are they all 'equal rights' and stuff? Not challenging your (statement or equal rights)
This girl said “their lungs collapse when they leave water” fish don’t even have lungs so I’m confused
She made it up as a excuse either that or shes dumb asf im gonna go with the second one
Teacher: The test isn’t that confusing. the test
For real and that guy that was defending her was a simp
Has she not heard of gills🐟🐟🐟
Plankton “CORRECT” yeah they don’t have lungs they have gills
This should not have any dislikes.
Anyone WHO dislikes the video is a Karen
MLG NINJA read the comments Karen
most of these are just bots
@@Chrisader woah woah i am sorry ill just delete it just dont call me a... one of those creatures, they call even human
JOHN JOHN are you a karen?
Yea they are
The skater catching Karen was my favourite. Followed bang on by my ex - "someone's gonna die! Ooooh. Oooh."
Just imagine:
You and a close friend are just vibing talking about hobbies and such. Just over all have a good time. And out of the blue you hear this obscure sound that would make anyone reconsider life.
*Some random Karen yelling about how it’s racist to make Swiss cheese white.*
Send help.
u make it feel like it happened
Then she'll ask for the creator of Swiss cheese
Oh lord
Me: I’ll go to the nearby gun store to buy a gun and shoot everyone even me
Whoa that went from a 1 to a 10 real fast
Karen: "Their LUNGS collapse when they leave water..."
Child: "Fish have *gills* ."
Karen: "..."
....
I suspect she failed all her High School science classes.
But like depending on the fish u have to hold it correctly some fishs can gey crushed if held incorrectly
@@isabelsmall3269 actually all fish (aside from ones that have lungs or breath through their skin like mudskippers and lungfish) gills will collapse outside of water because their gills are supported by water however they don't die the moment they leave water
Veda Samhitha Tadikonda lol😂
Can we have a moment of silence for the Mike's of this world
I love this comment and I needed the laughter it brought so thank you...lol
Ya this comment made me laugh
R.I.P
Mike
1-2018
Poor mike bro
Could also include Michaels
as a person who's worked retail in Portland OR, I've dealt with Karens allll day everyday and I love seeing them finally getting called out, doxed, and put on f*ing b l a s t
Diesel is like a younger version of Critikal who is annoyed by society
I want them to collab, Imagine the roasts the duo could make
correct
No critkal is acc pretty funny and smart. Also has a personality
MIKE
Planktons computer wife, Karen, is the only exception.
And the First Dark type Elite Four Member Karen from Gen 2.
@@DarkJustin87 the gen2 karen is a different species from the rest of the karens
She is the most smart well spoken and polite person in SpongeBob she doesn't deserve that name
I think that’s where it originated from
I would also accept Karen philipelli from the office
My uncle Mike is married to a Karen, that's her legit name. I think it's just a rule that all Mike's have to mary Karens
Tell me your Karen at least doesn't fall on the other Karen's typology.
Is mike a chad?
definetly
Mine too hahaha
And Pauls
13:50 that woman in the car that kept saying that about spreading germs...
Neither wearing a mask.. or wearing gloves herself. What a hypo-karen
"ThEiR LuNGs WiLl ColLApSe"
A karen talking about fish being dragged out of water.
Fish don’t even have lungs
Caidon Bentley yeah you got the joke nice one
yeah they got frickin gills. Shes got room temperture IQ
Fish don’t have lungs just gills
😐
Optimus and optimus with a better mic talk about Karen’s
But which one is which? 🤔
@@meatloafer2762 1 st is diesel
@@meatloafer2762 we will never know
We need an optimus and bird man next
My two favorite youtubers of this genre collabing. Yay
Optimus + Diesel Patches: the cross over no one specifically expected but the cross over we all needed
False. I actually wanted this. I dreamed of this
Now all we need is Birdman and we have the greatest trio on yt
@@jairo7256
The Holy Trinity
Yes😤
Thank you for this Karenology course! I’ve learned so much, and I can now identify Karens as easily as I can identify my own two hands!
We finally have it now boys. This crossover is more epic than any MCU movie.
Edit: damn, never got this much attention in my life, thx for the likes I guess
True
True
True
Yeah it’s the best crossover I’ve seen
True
I won't regret saying: Karen's don't deserve to live in society nowadays
You should run for president. I'm dead serious.
Eventually there will be a Karen flag. Sad, but true
To the factories they go!
Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
You do realise karen is only a name and not all people are rude. you fool
“Ku klux Karen” fucking hilarious
Yeah
1:06 This Karen in pink looks like a blown out Lindsey Graham 😭😭😭
happy 90th like :)
@@medusaspupil lmaooooo
That Percy face is exactly how I feel. And I just got a little further into the video, I'll take option C please.
If you fight a Karen, it's animal cruelty.
So?
Don't insult animals like that, even animals have a brain.
@@Пинагод Karens dont
The one standing in front of a car was pretty much asking for it. Would that count as if we ran over a deer?
Nah
Karens aren't animals..
Holy shit! This is better than the Jimmy Neutron and Timmy Turner crossover!
Lets not get ahead of ourselves my guy. NOTHING could top that shit
Nothing is better than that
I think you mean jimmy kimmel and jimmy fallon.
Woah woah woah man calm down there i wouldnt go THAT far!
IKR1!!1!1!11!1!1!1!11!!11
Film theory: Diesel Patches and Optimus are the same person. 😂
Theory 2.0
Diesel, Optimus and Birdman are the Same people
People say that all the time
Deadass
@@merrlinrainn*MY NAME IS OPTIMUS PRIME*
Boptumus patches
I know a "Karen in training", and she is past her 30s. I refer to her as such, as every single time I would see her at the place where I volunteer, she just HAS to complain about at least SOMETHING. Literally, anything. She gets held up at a grocery store? She has to complain about it to the rest of us. There’s a traffic stop? She has to complain about it to everyone. Literally EVERYTHING and ANYTHING that she can find to complain about, she will. So, I think that there’s no age requirement for being a "Karen in training".
Fishes lungs don’t collapse when there not in water they don’t have lungs they have GILLS
Thank you, I was waiting for someone to say that 😂 that Karen probably thinks she’s so smart
I pretty sure lungfish are a thing
British Empire, 1st of all, that is ONE fish, second, search “do Fish have lungs” the answer will be there for you, make sure to do some research next time
tneier i think it was a joke-
Confused Pig really? Didn’t seem like one
Employee's: (just enjoying their day)
Karen: (is polite and doesn't complain)
Manager: something's wrong i can feel it
Just a feeling I’ve got
Joe like somethings about to happen
Spicy Boba but I don’t know what
And if she's as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances.
The crossover of the century right here bois
i was waiting for this
fr
YES
This and Optimus and birdman
We needed this
9:59 godamn that is a manly man right there
I aspire to be like him 😌
All men aspire to be this man
9:40 "Their lungs collapse when they leave water."
Who wants to tell her?
Eh, let natural selection do it’s thing.
@@jace_Henderson indeed.
@@jace_Henderson yes
Diesel and Optimus? God has blessed us once this year.
"Blessed" and "Year" isnt usually in the same sentence, its rare in these times
A young Karen is called a “Becky”
If u edit it and put fun fact at the start it would be really good, just a suggestion
They’re actually called a “Brittany.”
Middle aged "Jessica"
then what is a teenage Karen?
A hannah
*“It’s like using Tinder, you catch, take a picture, and then release”*
I hate when people yell at Employees for stuff that isn’t in their control whatsoever😂 like how stupid are you actually?
to the point beyond help
I get 2nd hand embarrassment from it
Ikr. I work at subway and the app will not work sometimes. Karens would call and complain, but we have no control over the app. The corporation has control over it.
JD Bangtan Fr, they acting like you made the app😂 the lack of common sense is astounding
Hugh Honey karens be like:why are you not selling this free for me?!
cashier: *explains*
Karen:let me talk to ur manager
manager: *explains*
Karen:let me talk to ur supervisor
supervisor: *explains*
Karen:let me talk to ur director
director: *explains*
Karen:let me talk to ur managing director
managing director: *explains*
Karen:let me talk to ur vice president
vice president: *explains*
Karen:let me talk to ur president
president: *explains*
karen:let me talk to ur ceo
ceo: *explains*
karen:let me talk to ur chairman
chairman: *explains*
karen:let me talk to ur country’s president
that country’s president: *explains*
karen:let me talk to founder of this company
karen: *dies*
founder of this company: *explains*
karen:let me talk to ur jesus christ
jesus christ: *explains*
karen:let me talk to ur god
god: *explains*
karen:im still not happy i gotta talk to some more people
meme lord:ok, karen
karen:i-
meme lord:ok, karen
karen:you won this time, but next time i win.
karen jokes
People: Minding their own business.
Karen: IT'S SHOWTIME
WOOOOOOOOOO
*_enemy spotted_*
Show time, show time, WHAT?
I like your comment
sire do you know how valuable u are> you shouldnt be out in the open like this
How to be a karen:
- be unemployed
- cocaine
You forgot
-over entitlement
-don’t progress passed the mental age of 5 (months)
-suffer from fetal alcohol syndrome
- manager
And most importantly, an undeserving sense of accomplishment
@@joshuafallgren8498 It is a well-known fact in psychology that not all people reach the formal operational stage (abstract thought, metacognition, etc.) of Jean Piaget’s stages of cognitive development... I’d say all Karens fit the bill.
smh you forgot
-kids that will be crack babies
Dude... you’re funny... I’m crying ! I needed that, thank you. You just earned a subscriber
Yay optimus and daddy
Why did you say the same thing twice
Like my two dads
Optimus? As in Optimus prime?
Big G E Y
@@slashrex1152 BeCaUsE hE cAn
The Karen that complained about fishing isn’t a Karen. Thats a McKenzie, the Pre-Karen stage
or a becky
You guys can’t keep adding random names it doesn’t work anymore
@@Nick-ec1hs -stop me-
hockert law please don’t call them beckys, my really nice grandma is named Becky
@@J0nith3r3d so is my extremely kind best friend's mom. suffer within thy silence
How to spot a karen: Loud, Obnoxious and entitled
And middle aged.
You can easily identify one like a [Insert comparison]
Short haircut
sounds like female nature
This sounds like female in general