Russian Army Rations: (WHAT IS THIS!?!?🤢)

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  • Опубликовано: 19 июн 2024
  • Today we try some JOLLY Russian MRE's and we pray that we survive…
    졸리한 러시아 전투식량을 먹어봤어요... 저희 괜찮겠죠?
    Buy Josh’s autobiography (written by Ollie) here: geni.us/carrotland
    Written and Directed by Josh and Ollie
    Series Producer: Hyemin Lim & Sepi Zolfaghari
    Production Assistant: Jordan Carrott
    Editor: Grace Park & Sepi Zolfaghari
    Editor/Translator: Sejun Lee
    Translator: Miso Kang
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  • @DanandJoel
    @DanandJoel 4 года назад +3591

    So much fun!!! thanks for having me on as always such a pleasure :D love you guys

    • @user-pg2hx4wi6i
      @user-pg2hx4wi6i 4 года назад +4

      단앤조엘 Dan and Joel 우와!!! 대박 졸귀 조엘이당!!!!!♡♡♡

    • @Korshort_
      @Korshort_ 4 года назад +3

      올리자!

    • @supamiaw_elody
      @supamiaw_elody 4 года назад +3

      조엘 귀요미! 팬이에용 >_

    • @hoshiehae
      @hoshiehae 4 года назад +7

      we also had fun because of you Joel as always ❤

    • @user-pb7yy8dv6s
      @user-pb7yy8dv6s 4 года назад +1

      조엘!! jolly 에서도 보고싶었어요!!
      물론 단앤조엘에서 보고 있었지만ㅋㅋ

  • @crazyan03
    @crazyan03 4 года назад +5250

    I really love how the name of this channel changes depending on who's the guest.

  • @amaliadardian2821
    @amaliadardian2821 4 года назад +1801

    00:13
    "You can just put two things on there and then it would be Joely."
    We all have that one good friend who watches us struggle silently, without judgement, but then as soon as we succeed, comes up with "you know what, you could've done it like this". Then bam bam, finishes in one or two short steps.
    Ollie's remarks are pure gold.

    • @chocmilkshake24
      @chocmilkshake24 4 года назад +93

      I have to admit, I am that friend. In my defense, I wanted to give them a chance to express themselves before improving on it

    • @aleenadas2054
      @aleenadas2054 4 года назад +2

      I am that friend

    • @Lipurshan
      @Lipurshan 4 года назад +3

      Suddenly all appeared lol

  • @user-cw6bf2is7g
    @user-cw6bf2is7g 4 года назад +738

    As a Russian who served in army and who have eaten that food very often, i can tell that you've done wrong almost everything, bois :D
    And yeah, we eat pure cold pig fat with bread and garlic, and you probably SHOULD'NT add it to you chiken

    • @vad.s5341
      @vad.s5341 3 года назад +19

      согласен . 3 горе дегустатора

    • @fariz6517
      @fariz6517 3 года назад +82

      "thats why army get trained" -Ollie

    • @jamesschultz2039
      @jamesschultz2039 2 года назад +11

      @@vad.s5341 А что, все прямо ОБЯЗАНЫ любить русскую кухню? Нормальные у вас предъявы, чуваки.

    • @riidwanrahat1476
      @riidwanrahat1476 2 года назад

      Just for view

    • @downup-fx7wr
      @downup-fx7wr 2 года назад +5

      I'm not russian but what can we expect from, soft picky eaters like these? they do not know about anything, nor did they lived a hard life. btw russian mre looks delicious to me. respect from my country to yours.

  • @bryhalla
    @bryhalla 4 года назад +2990

    *Three British Guys Traumatize Themselves For 13 Minutes Straight*
    there, more appropriate title. 😂😂

    • @lunyx8147
      @lunyx8147 4 года назад +5

      Perfect 🤣🤣

    • @okcomputerr
      @okcomputerr 4 года назад +1

      Title*
      I had to

    • @NOU-iw3gb
      @NOU-iw3gb 4 года назад +2

      Those kind of titles are shit

    • @bryhalla
      @bryhalla 4 года назад +1

      yow 😆 just realized it. thanks!

    • @okcomputerr
      @okcomputerr 4 года назад +1

      @@bryhalla np

  • @senajabeen1076
    @senajabeen1076 4 года назад +1464

    Ollie has hit a new level of dark web searching for random stuff to torture his friends
    I'm glad Joel is back

    • @kai-xc5dk
      @kai-xc5dk 4 года назад +11

      I think he keeps forgetting finding random things for torture will also affect him.

    • @senajabeen1076
      @senajabeen1076 4 года назад +5

      @@kai-xc5dk I agree but ollie looks like a badass when hes trying the stuff because hes mentally prepared a slight more for the food

  • @tatianapadervinskaite2982
    @tatianapadervinskaite2982 4 года назад +836

    As a Russian, I can tell that Ollie's vegetable caviar definition is the best thing I've ever heard

    • @Lipurshan
      @Lipurshan 4 года назад +11

      You face this vid like a champ

  • @lephalacat
    @lephalacat 4 года назад +400

    "I want it overdone, if anything." - THE gem line of the video

  • @user-rx7sq8fd1p
    @user-rx7sq8fd1p 4 года назад +1192

    “What are you doing? Changing the scenery”

    • @rohinskii
      @rohinskii 4 года назад +5

      Its GG Gamer but in josh’s eyes it’s vandalism

    • @senajabeen1076
      @senajabeen1076 4 года назад +2

      @@rohinskii don't blame him there no joelly without jolly

  • @earlgreydionne1489
    @earlgreydionne1489 4 года назад +751

    "Vegetable caviar is the eggs vegetables lay in breeding season", quote of the year by Ollie
    *I literally spat tea!

  • @estella2lenne
    @estella2lenne 4 года назад +680

    "Eggs that vegetables lay in breeding season." - Ollie, I totally get you on this. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • @shereejones4326
      @shereejones4326 4 года назад +2

      Haha best line in the video my 1st thought was vegan caviar

  • @evilivy666
    @evilivy666 4 года назад +77

    5:32 that soft "meeeeee" is so adorable

  • @rohinskii
    @rohinskii 4 года назад +480

    Josh : And this is?
    Joel, unsurely : ... *Joely?*

  • @ayeshakumari6237
    @ayeshakumari6237 4 года назад +428

    Ollie : "i don't know what you guys are worried about"
    Joel : "it's raw meat bruv"
    Absolutely cracked me up 😂 8:39

  • @lupusgirl93
    @lupusgirl93 4 года назад +62

    As a Russian, I've literally never eaten liver pate just like that, I always put it on a piece of bread. You can do the same with vegetable caviar although some do it straight out of the jar.

  • @jek2391
    @jek2391 4 года назад +130

    10:55 누끼미??↗️ 또뜨리↘️
    두개를 아무리 섞어도 누룽지는 안되는데요 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

    • @palomino7353
      @palomino7353 4 года назад +19

      Je K 조쉬는 어떻게 알아들었을까요 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

    • @user-iy5fg3pq3t
      @user-iy5fg3pq3t 4 года назад

      도토린줄

  • @yasmina6715
    @yasmina6715 4 года назад +889

    Being a Russian, that is kinda used to this stuff, watching this video is hilarious🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-pk7ow6qd8g
      @user-pk7ow6qd8g 4 года назад +35

      Are they eating the food right? Or is there a proper way to eat those foods?

    • @barlock1000
      @barlock1000 4 года назад +80

      @@user-pk7ow6qd8g it's like... pretty accurate way to do this, not everybody who show russian rations knows about the pork fat trick.

    • @richardsiim6423
      @richardsiim6423 4 года назад +64

      @@user-pk7ow6qd8g the first one its actually delicious we spread it on toast, bread or something like that dont know how they do it russia im from estonia

    • @yasmina6715
      @yasmina6715 4 года назад +39

      We do the same and, God, i love pate

    • @ungrateful9743
      @ungrateful9743 4 года назад +54

      Pate is good though,haha. Maybe they got an expired one?

  • @user-ss1jn9rs4c
    @user-ss1jn9rs4c 4 года назад +783

    Reading the title, I thought it would have Major Charles! 😁

    • @dittaaprilia7
      @dittaaprilia7 4 года назад +52

      Your picture makes me think my screen got scratched 😂

    • @rosetownsend6130
      @rosetownsend6130 4 года назад +10

      People with your profile picture bother me. But at the same time, i love you. Free propane for you. But 85 dollars shipping.

    • @lidia4485
      @lidia4485 4 года назад +19

      Thought theres a hair on my display

    • @emilyl3365
      @emilyl3365 4 года назад +7

      Agreed! They should do trying rations from around the world with Major Charles

    • @alltimefalloutatthechemica2106
      @alltimefalloutatthechemica2106 4 года назад +1

      Doesnt look like a hair cause I got night mode

  • @smtown5
    @smtown5 4 года назад +79

    I agree, the stove is the winner.
    "In what sense?"
    "Every sense"
    🤣

  • @mechinni10
    @mechinni10 4 года назад +150

    8:36
    how the tables have turned...
    (coz Joel called Josh an idiot, when Josh usually calls Ollie one)

    • @shutdahellup69420
      @shutdahellup69420 4 года назад +10

      was looking for this freaking comment 😂😂😂😂

  • @SuperCharley1105
    @SuperCharley1105 4 года назад +354

    영국사람들이 요리를 못한다는 얘기는 익히 들어와 알았지만 다 익은 요리를 데우는 것도 요리의 범주에 포함된다는 건 오늘 처음 알았습니다. 데우기조차 못할줄이야...리스펙...

    • @winterjoe3372
      @winterjoe3372 4 года назад +71

      저도 미드나 영드 보면서 전자렌지에 냉동음식 돌리는걸로 I can cook 이라고 하는거 보고 놀랐던 기억이 있네요ㅋㅋ 먹을 수 없는 상태에서 그나마 먹을 수 있는 상태로 바꾸는거면 뭐든 그냥 cook인 듯

    • @genchicken
      @genchicken 4 года назад

      ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

    • @FreaZephyr
      @FreaZephyr 4 года назад +12

      사실 한국에도 라면이나 계란후라이 하면서 요리할줄 안다고 하는 사람이 없지는 않죠. 그 비슷한 수준 아닐까요. 참고로 저 얘기는 경험담...

    • @SuperCharley1105
      @SuperCharley1105 4 года назад +32

      @@FreaZephyr 얘네 전식 데우는거 보니까 라면정도면 요리 할 줄 아는거 맞는거같아요 ㅋㅋㅋ

    • @winterjoe3372
      @winterjoe3372 4 года назад +24

      @@FreaZephyr 계란 후라이 생각보다 기본에 충실한 프라이팬 요리에요. 단순히 익히는거라면 아무나 다하는거지만, 잘 만드려면 충분히 어려워요. 프라이를 할 때 기름 쓰는 양이나 방법, 불세기 조절, 얼마나 익혀야하는지 등 알면, 사실상 웬만한 프라이팬 요리는 전문가 수준만큼은 아니라도 다 할 수는 있어요. 쟤료의 양이나 단계 정도만 다르지 계란프라이랑 크게 다르지않죠. 게다가 써니 사이드 업 쯤 되면 아주 어렵습니다. 라면도 마찬가지에요. 라면 끓일 줄 알면 웬만한 수프 요리는 마음만 먹으면 다 할 수 있습니다. 레시피를 기억하지 않아도 요즘세상엔 간단히 찾아보면 되니까 걱정 안해도 되고, 갈비탕이나 장조림 같은 것들 그냥 재료들이나 다르고 요리시간이나 길지, 라면이랑 똑같이 순서대로 넣고 익을 때 까지 끓이기만 하면 끝이에요. 크게 다를 것 없음. 어려운 요리라고 하면 제과제빵이나, 수타면같이 특별한 기술이 필요한 것이거나, 육류를 직접 열에 굽는 요리 정도 밖에 없습니다. 육류는 불 세기나 두께에 따라 적당히 익힐 수 있는 연습이 필요하거든요. 물이나 술 등 액체에 담가서 끓이는건 제외입니다. 다 증발하지 않는 이상 타지 않고 알아서 적당히 익힐 수 있으니까요. 일단 열을 이용해서 데우는게 아니라 익히는거라면 요리라고 봐줘도 될 것 같아요.

  • @alinay2203
    @alinay2203 4 года назад +691

    Maybe one day they will try NORMAL Russian food😂

    • @tally1604
      @tally1604 4 года назад +39

      With a bottle of vodka...for each, for true authenticity.

    • @kazukimanga
      @kazukimanga 4 года назад +21

      Pierogi

    • @SL-yt7qq
      @SL-yt7qq 4 года назад +6

      My favorite is schii! Yummmm

    • @yasmina6715
      @yasmina6715 4 года назад +4

      I hope they will one day

    • @Sofffyyy
      @Sofffyyy 4 года назад +4

      Alina Yazydzhyan Действительно😹

  • @Reinkjaky
    @Reinkjaky 4 года назад +132

    6:17 as russian who served in army, i can assure you it's should be cold.

    • @CIEL0506
      @CIEL0506 4 года назад +7

      Omg....

    • @deathempire70
      @deathempire70 3 года назад +2

      Honestly though will you tell us how you find the rations! I have been to Russia and eaten there, which I find amazing, though definitely unique since im asian.

    • @cianakril
      @cianakril 3 года назад +5

      @@deathempire70 6/10 for this one, there's better taste rations variety, and you won't sh it or need a food for the next 2 days.

    • @user-ps5se8ym8i
      @user-ps5se8ym8i 3 года назад

      Noooooooo .... it just can't be like that, right? so in russia, you guys are eating it frozen and raw like that?

    • @rkah6187
      @rkah6187 2 года назад

      @@user-ps5se8ym8i It's not raw or frozen, though. It is cold but that's a different matter entirely.

  • @MiJungArty
    @MiJungArty 4 года назад +39

    5:51
    AHAHA I love how Ollie's making use of that knife-pen he bought from the useless cool stuff episode.

  • @tatianasilina4232
    @tatianasilina4232 4 года назад +683

    I'm Russian and I personally like liver pete. It's best with bread and black tea. However, it definitely isn't a healthy food 😅 also the vegetable caviar is one of my favorite foods, but it's way better home made. You also eat it with bread. I expected you would like the cooked meat best 😅

    • @burpingc0de4
      @burpingc0de4 4 года назад +24

      Also a german thing you can buy it everywhere and everyone eats it.. no idea why other european countries doesn't have it

    • @NancyKralova
      @NancyKralova 4 года назад +27

      I'm from the Czech republic and I grew up on eating liver pate on a bread and I love it ^^ This video actually reminded me, that I haven't had it for ages and I miss it now :D (cause I live in Scotland currently) But not every pate is good, who knows what kind of it they had. I was a bit picky as a kid too and ate maybe like two brands of liver pate :D

    • @washingmachine4993
      @washingmachine4993 4 года назад +7

      Its also in austria... don't know why they didn't like it

    • @EmmaAppleBerry
      @EmmaAppleBerry 4 года назад

      Do you have a good recipe for veg caviar? I honestly want to give it a go.

    • @user-zk3pv4zx1u
      @user-zk3pv4zx1u 4 года назад +9

      @@EmmaAppleBerry In fact its a mixture of summer vegetables to enjoy their taste in winter. The main ingridient is usually a squash, but there are hundreds of home recipes. If it helps, search for this name in Russian (just copy the text) "овощная икра" look it up on Russian cooking websites, than use the google translator if you don't understand, and choose what you like. Good luck)

  • @entp4879
    @entp4879 4 года назад +122

    아니 그거 있자나 처음에 나오는 거 강아지 간식 그 시져 같음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ큐ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

  • @stollkoloss2689
    @stollkoloss2689 4 года назад +295

    You cooked the meals wrong. They are meant to remain closed on the Flame and Then you Open it

    • @danielorion3390
      @danielorion3390 4 года назад +35

      @Jenny 86 no yes is make the taste better,i go every summer vacations to russia and i eat the ratios the first time i went and the guy tell me the food is need to be close

    • @harrydlive4618
      @harrydlive4618 4 года назад +14

      That's proved they are RUclipsr, not an army

    • @naritruwireve1381
      @naritruwireve1381 4 года назад +22

      @Jenny 86 well, eating cooked pork is probably gonna taste better than eating raw pork.

    • @naritruwireve1381
      @naritruwireve1381 4 года назад +15

      @Jenny 86 ok zoomer

    • @aiganymdoschanova1759
      @aiganymdoschanova1759 4 года назад

      Juicy Pear you’ve never tried a good one tho.

  • @EvilTreeFrogs
    @EvilTreeFrogs 4 года назад +47

    Joel: "Oh it comes with one drug" - I lost it! HAHA! Oh man Joel you are so funny.

  • @ej7302
    @ej7302 4 года назад +180

    전투식량이 맛있으면 예비 식량도 다 먹어버릴 가능성이 있어 맛없게 만든다는 이야기 듣고... 군인분들 대단 하다고 느낌 ...

    • @SuperCharley1105
      @SuperCharley1105 4 года назад +53

      전투식량은 최대한 맛있게, 비상식량(생존식량)은 최대한 맛 없게 만들어요. 비상식량은 그냥 분유, 콩가루에 콩기름 섞은 맛임. 블럭형태로 나오는데 생존할 때는 손바닥만한 블럭 하나로 하루도 버틸 수 있어요 ㅋㅋㅋ

    • @cdba207
      @cdba207 4 года назад +2

      그때문에 세계대전당시 맛없고 녹지 않고 부러지지 않는 초콜렛이 개발돼었다더라고요

    • @cdba207
      @cdba207 4 года назад +4

      그런데 그러면 그냥 레고 블럭아닌가?

    • @ej7302
      @ej7302 4 года назад +2

      @@SuperCharley1105 아 그렇군요... 전투랑 바상식량이랑 차이가 있군여...^^ 어디서 들을 거라 ㅋㅋ

    • @rainensierra5258
      @rainensierra5258 4 года назад

      @@cdba207 감자보다 조금 맛있는 초콜렛;;;;

  • @wannaplay27
    @wannaplay27 4 года назад +211

    무게도 줄이고, 사이즈도 줄이고, 작게 만들고. 그런데 보존기간은 최대한 늘리고, 열량까지 높으니 전투식량은 맛이 떨어질 수밖에 없음. 그저 살려고 먹는 거.

    • @user-wc9sb9tj5m
      @user-wc9sb9tj5m 4 года назад +33

      wannaplay27 저거랑 비교하면 우리 전투식량은 엄마밥 수준

    • @junsulee4561
      @junsulee4561 4 года назад +4

      @@user-wc9sb9tj5m 전투식량은 진짜 많이 발전 했음ㅋㅋ

    • @user-su7tw3lg8e
      @user-su7tw3lg8e 4 года назад +3

      근데 그걸 배불리 마음대로 먹지도 못함...

    • @user-mb7gc9zy7z
      @user-mb7gc9zy7z 4 года назад

      @@aphoth 맛없던데..

    • @user-bw9fw6ku4h
      @user-bw9fw6ku4h 4 года назад

      @@user-mb7gc9zy7z 최근에 나온걸수록 맛은 있겠지요.

  • @parismoon2130
    @parismoon2130 4 года назад +62

    Josh: "It smells a lot better than it looks"
    Ollie: *"IT LOOKS LIKE CHILD DIARRHEA"*

  • @misthename7091
    @misthename7091 4 года назад +19

    So far, through Jolly, I've seen 3 kinds of army rations: Korean, English (clips yet), and Russian. Then I realized, never knew about my own country, Philippines. So the inner Ollie in me did some research aka Googling and I saw that PH Army just started using MRE. Because before, our soldiers were literally bringing rice, sardines, dried fish, and even LIVESTOCK! Legit! 😮
    Just love these army ration episodes!! It's really so interesting!

    • @fammnak852
      @fammnak852 3 года назад

      Could you get them and send it to Jolly? Greetings!

    • @karaxxii
      @karaxxii 3 года назад +4

      We cannot have our army boys eating from the cans, hahaha! Dinner time feels like camping.

  • @areyouhomoseksha
    @areyouhomoseksha 4 года назад +132

    (조엘의 귀여움에 이미 인트로에서 사망한 사람의 댓글)

    • @jonin_cunren
      @jonin_cunren 4 года назад +1

      (죽었는데 댓글을 달았다는 게 신기해서 남기는 답글)

    • @Dopamine_Libido
      @Dopamine_Libido 4 года назад +2

      죽었는데 어떻게 댓글달아 좀비야?

  • @user-dd6or9bw3v
    @user-dd6or9bw3v 4 года назад +195

    제 눈엔 다 시저로 보여요
    포장 때문인가봐요...ㅎㅎ
    큰시저 작은 시저...야채맛 시저..😅😅

    • @_andmore7198
      @_andmore7198 4 года назад +29

      으음 시저시저

    • @user-ng2sr5iu5n
      @user-ng2sr5iu5n 4 года назад +3

      시저ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

    • @user-sw6pp4gf4y
      @user-sw6pp4gf4y 4 года назад +10

      그러고보닠ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ우리 강아지 먹는것 같이 생겼네욬ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 특히 야채맛ㅋㅋ

    • @b.kwanmin3367
      @b.kwanmin3367 4 года назад +1

      개밥;

    • @mcw211004
      @mcw211004 4 года назад

      ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㄱ뭔가 시저갖다서 전투식량으로 쓰는거같은 비쥬얼

  • @CindyGWC
    @CindyGWC 4 года назад +15

    Joel’s comments on Ollie starting 13:13 onwards was epic honest yet so so funny 😂

  • @marinar3772
    @marinar3772 4 года назад +55

    I love how Joel would just give up “doing war” if he had to eat that. 😂

  • @MuseHathor
    @MuseHathor 4 года назад +17

    Josh’s 10:09 “what?” Is honestly my favourite thing in this video lmao it’s the utter digust, confusion and disdain in his expression and voice that makes it so hilarious

  • @user-ul5oe5uy9e
    @user-ul5oe5uy9e 4 года назад +68

    올리티셔츠.. 요즘 유행하는 나염 티셔츠인줄 알았는데 자세히 보니 왠 고양이갘ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  • @TheNuprin711
    @TheNuprin711 2 года назад +1

    I love going back to see old videos too see how far they've come!

  • @RC-HAEJEOK
    @RC-HAEJEOK 4 года назад +4

    너무 빵터지게 웃었네요 조쉬 조엘 올리 님들 덕분에 아주 잼나게 웃었습니다 감사해요.. ^^

  • @mike_hotel
    @mike_hotel 4 года назад +31

    항상 느끼는 거지만 누낌이랑 또뜨리에서 어떻게 누룽지가 나오는 거지...?
    ㄹㅇ 창조경제👍👍
    그걸 아는 조시 참 대단쓰

  • @juhanlee7447
    @juhanlee7447 4 года назад +76

    처음드신 파테는 약 2%의 동물의 간과 98%의 미스테리로 이루어져 있는 식품이죠.

  • @user-hd4je8so9y
    @user-hd4je8so9y 4 года назад +35

    10:57
    Ollie : Look! There's some 누낌이? No, 또뜨리?
    Me : What is that...?
    Josh : 누룽지
    Me : WHAT??? HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT IMMEDIATELY??
    lol lol lol

  • @EwgenijBelzmann
    @EwgenijBelzmann Год назад +5

    I almost lost it at "vegetable caviar"! Though I can undestand where the confusion comes from. For clarification, there is a Russian word "ikra", that has several different, but possibly related meanings. It can mean caviar, especially combined with the name of the fish it comes from. In this case, for when it is used with vegetables, it's like a vegetable preparation, similar to ajvar for example. And also the same word is used for the calf muscle for some reason (maybe because it has a similar shape to how caviar is stored inside fishes?).
    And the vegetable ikra is definitely not eaten hot, it's often eaten directly out of the fridge actually (I find it's tastier the next day).

    • @sunwooyang3496
      @sunwooyang3496 Год назад

      I was gonna say ikra might come from the word "ikura" in Japanese, which means salmon roe, but apparently it's the other way around.

  • @junepark8272
    @junepark8272 4 года назад +113

    Good to see Joel again in this channel! :)

  • @skarndtnrdud340
    @skarndtnrdud340 4 года назад +33

    ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 조엘리 웃음이 빵빵 터지네요 근데 러시아 전투식량이라니 ㅎㄷㄷ하네요 조엘님이랑 올리님이랑 조쉬님 어떻게 해 으아아아아아아아아아아아아아 나도 완전 불안해지는 중 이죠 11:29에 올리님 입에 돼지비계가 튀어나와서 웃음이 빵빵 터지네요 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  • @abigail-tn5ds
    @abigail-tn5ds 4 года назад

    Love this channel and love it when you have guests

  • @shutdahellup69420
    @shutdahellup69420 4 года назад +9

    7:24 Ollie: "and its starting to melt the juice"
    Me: the WHAT?

  • @maaikequest3760
    @maaikequest3760 4 года назад +246

    I’m going to be trying our Dutch army rations soon, since I passed the medical tests, so wish me luck.... 🌚

    • @Dropju
      @Dropju 4 года назад +1

      Succes!

    • @gcamommers4292
      @gcamommers4292 4 года назад +2

      Zo erg zullen die toch niet zijn, iig niet vergeleken met russische. Nederlandse vergelijkbaar met Engelse neem ik aan?

    • @wesleycarbin8158
      @wesleycarbin8158 4 года назад +1

      Nederlandse rations zijn gewoon te eten

    • @maharaja7391
      @maharaja7391 4 года назад +1

      Why army rations are that suck? It would be good before canned....

    • @Knallteute
      @Knallteute 4 года назад +2

      @@gcamommers4292 aren't they pretty similar to our German epas

  • @martinnguyen5690
    @martinnguyen5690 4 года назад +12

    i love how ollie is keen on everything and doesnt over react, just sits and smiles

  • @Narsalith
    @Narsalith 4 года назад +5

    Always hilarious watching you guys trying new things, but I’m pretty sure all the food in military rations are cooked because sometimes people wont have time to heat up their rations! I think that was a ham of sorts which is why it looked like the way it did. You guys should try Canadian rations if you can get your hands on them! Some of them have chocolate bars inside them.

  • @j.d.4697
    @j.d.4697 Год назад +4

    "If I had to eat that while being out there at war, I would just give up."
    That aged well...

  • @meoruming
    @meoruming 4 года назад +62

    올리 구글 한국어 공부하느라 설정 해놓은건가 귀엽다ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  • @quacksonggg3943
    @quacksonggg3943 4 года назад +80

    If you could get an access, try Indonesian MRE. I have seen local youtuber taste that and its real food with real form

    • @aienefpi
      @aienefpi 4 года назад

      As an Indonesian, thank you so much for recommending it to jolly

    • @ninduls155
      @ninduls155 4 года назад +2

      Aahhh yess Indonesian MRE! I had the fish curry one and it tasted sooo good! Idk how to prepared it tho.. So I boiled the whole can...

    • @Adi-as
      @Adi-as 4 года назад +2

      @@ninduls155 aren't most ration food cooked that way? At least crazyrussianhacker did it that way

    • @Adi-as
      @Adi-as 4 года назад +2

      @@alirasydan8752 tasting better might be relative, but more flavourful/ filled with spices is for sure.

  • @penelop_e
    @penelop_e 2 года назад +2

    What a nice youtube recommendation right below the news about that war somewhere there

  • @user-zy1hy5bw4j
    @user-zy1hy5bw4j 4 года назад +2

    조엘!!!!!!!! 조엘리 너무 그리웠어요ㅠㅠ 단앤조엘 영상도 하루에 몇 번씩 보는 중!

  • @user-jo7rs3ve7t
    @user-jo7rs3ve7t 4 года назад +43

    하나같이 음식을 다 뭉개놨냐 왜 ㅋㅋㅋ

  • @aaclovern9804
    @aaclovern9804 4 года назад +5

    The beef you had looks like "tushonka" aka canned stewed meat. It is best with "makaroni" pasta - you just put them together. Or you can make "The travelers soup" - put tushonka and vegetables you have left in fridge into the water, boil it. Tushonka is really handy when you run out of salt while hiking.
    If you are going to try proper Russian food - try "stroganina" or "indigirka". Good luck! :)

    • @zethyne
      @zethyne 3 года назад

      I wouldn't say that this is a "proper" Russian food... to be honest, as a Russian myself, I didn't even know what "Indigirka" is lol, I think it's too local. I think it's too local. I guess this is some kind of Yakut meal?
      I would offer guys vareniki, pelmeni or resstegai. Maybe schi or borscht. Oh, and kisel'! They should suffer a little))))

  • @diram.y
    @diram.y 4 года назад +1

    오늘 진짜 조엘리가 졸리하네욬ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ그나저나 조엘은 검은물(ㅂㄹㅋ)이랑 투명커피에 이어서 고통받는 음식만 먹는거 같아욬ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  • @sorajo5213
    @sorajo5213 4 года назад

    You guys honestly make me laugh so much

  • @moveshot12
    @moveshot12 4 года назад +47

    이걸 보고서 느낀건데.. 내가 군대에서 먹었던 전투식량은 이거에 비하면 5성급 호텔에서 먹는 음식이었어...

    • @jonin_cunren
      @jonin_cunren 4 года назад +2

      에이... 지금 군인으로서 전투식량에 대해 말하자면 저게 좀 더 나은데요. 적어도 저기엔 고기가 있잖아요

    • @odod66
      @odod66 4 года назад +5

      @@jonin_cunren 뭔개소리야 기본전식에 볶음밥이랑 미트볼이 들어가는데

    • @user-oq9pb7ki8z
      @user-oq9pb7ki8z 4 года назад +1

      @@jonin_cunren 배가 불럿군ㅋ 이유부터 이상함

    • @JGHan-eu6rr
      @JGHan-eu6rr 4 года назад +2

      조리를 이상하게 해서 그렇지 저... 고체연료로 잘데워서 먹으면 못먹을 맛은 아닐듯...... 돼지비게만 해도 기름이 제대로 나오기만 하면 거의 모든 음식이 맛있어짐.
      뭐 실제로 먹어보기전에는 확신할수 없지만요.

  • @YE-bb1wf
    @YE-bb1wf 4 года назад +12

    I think Oille is a genious
    올리는 천재인 듯

  • @clarehaines2792
    @clarehaines2792 Год назад

    My goodness this was so funny, thankyou so much for this video

  • @MS-cr5vg
    @MS-cr5vg 4 года назад +1

    삼시세끼보고서 못참고 물끓이고 있었는데 이 영상보고 배고픔이 참아졌네요.... 감사합니다

  • @wayfaringgrl3938
    @wayfaringgrl3938 4 года назад +12

    When i saw the notification i was thinking BUT ITS NOT YET WEDNESDAY because i thought it was an ep for the twins series lol

  • @user-ir8cz7qp6j
    @user-ir8cz7qp6j 4 года назад +4

    Aww joely that’s amazing! I love how you keep including the guest name in yours!

  • @frankscarborough1428
    @frankscarborough1428 Год назад

    Just discovered your channel. You guys are a riot so funny

  • @victoriaullrich2278
    @victoriaullrich2278 3 года назад +2

    Literally at 11:40 you had me actually gagging. Seriously don’t know how you guys did that!

  • @user-eg9hd1og2c
    @user-eg9hd1og2c 4 года назад +6

    조엘 오랜만이다..보고싶었어요ㅜㅜ

  • @hoshiehae
    @hoshiehae 4 года назад +9

    "Replace my eyes". - Josh Carrott, 2019
    IF ONLY WE COULD JOSH 😂😂

  • @philophobic8023
    @philophobic8023 4 года назад +4

    me as an person living in slavic country i dont find any of these meals weird ... its totally normal ... like paté is a thing i grew up eating , same goes for the "canned" meat ... its pre cooked meat with spices and actually some brands are very very good

  • @al.4193
    @al.4193 4 года назад +49

    Where's crazyrussianhacker when u need him

  • @user-xt1un9yb8x
    @user-xt1un9yb8x 4 года назад +30

    하.. 정말 whole world 의 군인분들.. 정말 hard work 하시네요.. 어쨋든 다 meokki sireo..

    • @rjsanr1215
      @rjsanr1215 4 года назад +1

      이런 덧글 볼때마다 저만 "나는 가끔 눈물을 흘린다." 그것과 동급으로 보이나요?

    • @rjsanr1215
      @rjsanr1215 4 года назад +1

      "meokki sire" 이건 번역기 돌려도 나오지 않던데 어느나라 말의 무슨 뜻인가요?

    • @iiiD_327_
      @iiiD_327_ 4 года назад +4

      먹기싫어 에요.....원글 웃겨서 들어왓는데 설명충으로 등장해서 슬프다

    • @rjsanr1215
      @rjsanr1215 4 года назад +1

      @@iiiD_327_ 아... 제가 영어에... 가 아니라 외국어에 취약해서 ㅋㅋㅋ 순간 외국어인줄 알았네요. ㅋㅋ

    • @rjsanr1215
      @rjsanr1215 4 года назад +1

      @@iiiD_327_ 친절한 설명 감사합니다.

  • @snNing8888
    @snNing8888 4 года назад +4

    throughout the whole video I've just been waiting for THIS !!!! 11:45

    • @abigail-tn5ds
      @abigail-tn5ds 4 года назад +1

      Thanks for the timestamp amazing

  • @stickstick7831
    @stickstick7831 4 года назад +1

    I was in for 12yrs and had some polish rations once. Very good i thought I would honestly very much enjoy the chance to try Russian and other nations rations for their armies

  • @ririval
    @ririval 4 года назад

    this video was so funny omg, pleaaaseee do australian army rations next we need to see it!

  • @tally1604
    @tally1604 4 года назад +10

    Vegetable caviar is just a squash/eggplant salad. Usually eaten warm on a crunchy toast.

  • @rho2947
    @rho2947 4 года назад +4

    Well, I've discovered this JOLLY just a few days ago and I found so many fun things from this channel that I should knew that from many years ago, also the thing that Josh is the korean englishman that started the very first fire noodles challenge, am I too late to become JOLLYBEANS right now ??? 😅😅😅😅

  • @anannyar9432
    @anannyar9432 3 года назад +1

    Love you guys❤️❤️

  • @user-ju2om3ti9o
    @user-ju2om3ti9o 4 года назад +1

    앜ㅋㅋㅋㅋ조엘 인트로부분 왜이리 귀엽다요?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
    조쉬반응 엄청 웃겨요ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
    다들 속은 괜찮았나요?(특히 올리)

  • @bombadilmo
    @bombadilmo 4 года назад +7

    You should try Dutch army rations! They're really good!

  • @cefkai7060
    @cefkai7060 4 года назад +6

    this is the first time I've heard and seen someone else other than Ollie be rewarded with the phrase "You're an idiot". Isn't that an accomplishment for this channel? 😂

  • @annOyingwiZard93
    @annOyingwiZard93 4 года назад +1

    yayy Joelly! 11:44 is the moment I had been waiting for the entire time ;)

  • @kujhawks16
    @kujhawks16 Год назад

    Joel is so sweetly adorably cute. I love you 3. I love when you do collaborations. I think it adds to the humor and the clear wonderful relationships you have.

  • @erika0324
    @erika0324 4 года назад +53

    I actually thought Major Charles would be here reading from the title! hahaha! 😂💕

  • @Alexandra-hg2hx
    @Alexandra-hg2hx 4 года назад +36

    "No one eats the pig's fat!" Meanwhile in Serbia we literally spread pig's fat on bread, sprinkle some paprika on top and eat it as a sandwich.

    • @Madness2bhere
      @Madness2bhere 2 года назад +1

      Bruh. No wonder you guys drink that plum brandy stuff. ^^

    • @urskaska
      @urskaska 2 года назад

      @@Madness2bhere vodka is not made of plums

    • @macmoney607
      @macmoney607 2 года назад

      @urskaska that’s why he used the word brandy.

    • @rkah6187
      @rkah6187 2 года назад

      @@urskaska My guess is that @Bucephalus is referring to palinka, which is great but takes some getting used to.
      And pig fat is delicious, I'm hundred percent behind my Serbian neighbours on this.

  • @user-hc9wi7fg2i
    @user-hc9wi7fg2i 4 года назад +1

    오늘 영상 되게 난장판이네요 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 그 표현ㅇ 맞는거 같아요 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  • @brynsengt856
    @brynsengt856 3 года назад

    I for suree didnt laugh this much when i watch it before!!! Been missing them tbh

  • @shutdahellup69420
    @shutdahellup69420 4 года назад +3

    11:29 Josh traumatized for life😂😂😂😂 idk why but seeing josh freak the fuck out is hilarious, im sorry i cant help it😂😂😂😂

  • @soph4081
    @soph4081 4 года назад +3

    i love this episode bc josh just becomes like a tired mother towards the end

  • @doch5130
    @doch5130 4 года назад

    으아 밤에 야식먹고 싶었는데 이거 보고 뭘 먹을 생각이 쏙 사라졌어요! 다이어트 중이었는데 감사합니다 조엘리:D

  • @moontaeilsotherhalf614
    @moontaeilsotherhalf614 4 года назад

    Aww love that Joel back in jolly vid :3

  • @erjinson
    @erjinson 4 года назад +18

    oh my god i didn't even realise the JOLLY set was tape 0-0

  • @mancitycool527
    @mancitycool527 4 года назад +6

    어어흐윽 ㅠㅠㅠㅠ 한국어댓글이 보이지않아 영어를 읽을 없는건 아니지만 한국댓글 영국남좌채널에서 읽고싶다ㅠ

    • @jonin_cunren
      @jonin_cunren 4 года назад +1

      저도 한글 댓을 올렸습니다

    • @user-djvud
      @user-djvud 4 года назад

      외국 사시나보네

  • @annafirnen4815
    @annafirnen4815 4 года назад

    It would be fun to see you try Polish rations next. From what I saw on youtube, people abroad somewhat liked it so I'm curious of yours reaction. Maybe it will be a nice surprise 😂

  • @user-sg7xj6rs2x
    @user-sg7xj6rs2x 4 года назад

    세상에 오랜만에 조엘!💕

  • @violetyun4369
    @violetyun4369 4 года назад +4

    헐 오늘은 조엘이!!!!❤❤❤

  • @shubhamtrivedi5567
    @shubhamtrivedi5567 4 года назад +202

    How to watch Jolly videos:
    Step 1 open video
    Step 2 hit like button
    Step 3 watch the video

  • @jlogsdon1540
    @jlogsdon1540 4 года назад +1

    Oh my gosh...I laughed way too hard at this one. 🤣😂 You guys are way braver than me.

  • @MB-sx4nq
    @MB-sx4nq 4 года назад

    Hi! I found your channel last week and I love it! Thank you so much for spreading joy and knowledge to us all! I really believe God showed me your channel. I have been so depressed and sad because I recently got a misscarriage and last week I found your channel and you have made my days! Ollie thank you for your Korean Lessons, I haven’t laught so much since I can’t remember, your gift of spreading joy is from God, thank you! Josh I’m impressed by how good you are at Korean, I know nothing about Korea, and I have never been interested in Korean stuff until now. I like the language, and I can already say ”that’s all for today” in Korea ;) I’m soo happy I found a youtube channel that has a Christian vibe. God bless you for giving us all these videos, you are doing an important job! Keep up the good work! ❤️🙏