Australian Army Rations = instant noodles!?
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- Опубликовано: 14 июн 2020
- Today we try a Jolly Australian military ration package!! We were surprised to find such a variety, including some of our favourite noodle and desserts!!
오늘은 호주 군인들의 역대급 전투식량을 먹어봅니다!! 졸리 라면 월드컵 우승에 빛나는 라면부터 디저트에 조리도구까지 풀코스 식사가 따로 없었어요!! 과연 그 맛은...?!
Buy Josh’s autobiography (written by Ollie) here: geni.us/carrotland
Written and Directed by Josh and Ollie
Series Producer: Hyemin Lim & Sepi Zolfaghari
Production Assistant: Jordan Carrott
Editor: Grace Park & Sepi Zolfaghari
Editor/Translator: Sejun Lee
Translator: Miso Kang 
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1. clear surrounding area of flammable material
ollie: we're on a wooden table...
And does it anyway lmao
I'd have been really scared if the instructions hadn't been in English as that fuel tablet produced a lot of flame. I seriously thought they had used too big a tablet perhaps not bothering to read the instructions.
@@Pencils-wj7fc 안녕하세요. 보라해 💜💜 hello! I purple you 💜💜
@@kentvesser9484 They totally did. You only need one of this little squares. Also, these tablets and their fumes are toxic. Hexamine tablets.
Hey just saying.....you have 2 top comments!congrats,you get this ice cream🍦🍦🍦
"the stream doesn't do measurements"
ollie being a military genius right here
GOD DAMNIT KENDAL! YOU ARE A GOD DAMN GENIUS!
@@joebryer KENDALLLLLL, WHY DID YOU PUT THAT WEAPON SO FAST?!
Coming from an Australian, Ollie’s Aussie accent was pretty good. Not 100% but better than most
Rea cahn statuotad cou cou Naht melk
Ahaha, that's what I was thinking🤣. Just got a tad of kiwi in there too.
Ollie, sounds like Kiwi comedian Rhys Darby
@@dominicyang9309 at
07:30
Fun Facts: I'm an Indonesian, and I studied in the US before. They sell Indomie Goreng there, but they reduce the flavoring almost by half (you can instantly taste the difference), because it doesn't comply with the FDA standard that they allowed in. Even US says, too much MSG guys, that's just too much.
Hahahaha still indomie so dope
@Clinical Depression agree!!
no wonder im so....
Uncle Roger says MSG for lyfe!
Australian Version contains no MSG lol
Josh: "Ollie, do you have this fire under control, because it looks really not under control."
Ollie: "Oh, it's fine."
LOL. These two remind me of a wonderful old-time comedy duo.
Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello, or Hope and Crosby (With Gabie as Dorothy Lamour).
"Oh it's fine." Narrator: Until it wasn't..
@@mattrb1701 Morgan Freeman voiceover: But it was not fine.
Hardy boys
Sorry laurel and hardy, I meant to say. I have memories, not too great, but I have memories with this
OMG That accent Ollie lol a mixture of Aussie, Kiwi and South African. Lol bloody oath mate lol
It starts from 5:26, and then 7:32 - am I right?
@@Yubin_Lee_Doramelin yes😂😂
Can you tell the difference between an Aussie's accent and a Kiwi's?
For You Blue Yes, I don’t know what’s the difference so this is not very useful, but I can somehow tell the difference.
@@MeandMsJade yes, the way they pronounce their E and I vowels are different to the Aussie accent. It's flipped. So we say fish and chips, and the Kiwi accent sounds like "fesh and cheps" to us Aussies
I can HEAR Juno’s disappointed voice, “bit messy”.
Love this...i read it in her voice......
Where?
@@Mikichan85 in their mind
As an Australian, Ollies Australian accent is one of the best I’ve heard from a foreigner 😂 though keeping in mind it’s easier for British people to imitate an Australian accent
I can't differenciate between Briton English and Aussie one
British people are better at it I’ve found
He sounds like one of the people off TV who always over do it sounds so over done. Steve Irwin or crodile dunee much. 🙄 Maybe it's just coz my accent is so weak compared to those ones but my Australian too and damn.
Of course it's more easier for a British person to sound more Australian, they just have do their accent but more criminal.
I used to know a guy in the Australian military who said the ration pack cheese was there to block you up and the chocolate was there to be used as a laxative....stay strong guys 😂
I heard that too 😅
wHAT?!
whoa thats awful 😂
Oooh.... wait... what ? So what would happened if you eat both ?
Anak Anda Jenius nothing...they neutralise each other 😂
I've got to say my mum does the whole best before thing. If it's "used by" then it's no good, but if it's just "best before" then according to mum they're more guidelines really so you can eat it until it pretty much turns to dust. It just won't be as good.
Edit: Also I enjoyed Ollie's Aussie accent. Art.
my mum does this too 😂
As an Aussie myself I approve of his accent, we just need a Jolly episode where the boys try and guess Aussie Slangs
How would you grade Ollie's accent? From 0 to 10?
Hey Sara, nice to see you here :)
Hoping you guys meet up for a collab in the foreseeable future ~
in a lot of countries, there are actually regulations governing whether a package has a "use by" or a "best before" date. typically, use by relates to safety, and best before to quality. :)
If you say the indomie tasted 1/3, that’s likely because it is export/licensed quality of indomie, singapore version of indomie also extremely bland compared to our original, that’s because the ingredients has to conform with local food safety laws, usually it means reduction in stuff like salt sugar msg, or changing ingredients that are compatible with the law there at the cost of taste
exactly. the only thing they improve on the exported version is the thickness of the packaging material duh 🤦♀️
More like the preservatives & MSG
@@AQUAMARiNEraito lol the only thing they improve is how much more energy that is needed to open up the packagings
The ones in Taiwan is also been reduced in MSG content, something's definetly wrong with either our palate or our "BPOM"(The organization which handles the food criterions in our country)
Msg is bad is just xeno/sinophobia, Japan inventor of Ajinomoto live longer than other countries even face obesity.
here's a tip I've gotten from my time in Australian Army Cadets: fold the hexi stove so it looks like a pyramid with an opening at the top. That way, the fire from the hexi tablet stays under control and it still holds the mess tin on top.
Or u could just use a half or Quarter peice of Hexamine.... Just sayin'!
Also in the Aus army they use a large metal cup with handles to heat up the food packets in... It's taller and less likely to spill
@@beckylatter9886 The kidney cups?
In real army we just use jet boils.
@@ontherockz has it correct, no-one uses hexie anymore ;)
Never underestimate how much Australians love Indomie mi goreng.
WE LOVE IT
One out of not many other reasons for me to actually love my own country (Indonesia) 😌😌😌🤟🏻
guess I know what to get my Australian friends the next time I see them (I'm from singapore lol and yes, indomie ftw)
So true
i heard they trade indomie in their prison god damn
I never noticed how high-pitched Josh's voice gets when he's excited.
Ah yes. The number of times I've had to replace my lenses due to his sudden, high-pitched outbursts. Good times.
Same!! I was about to comment that😆
GodConsciousness
You : 👂\⬜️⬜️/👂
👃
👄
Josh sonic screams: \⬜️ 😅 ⬜️/
P.s sorry I had a lot of time
indomie mi goreng, will forever be my go to for instant noodles.
yes
Btw gw tanya google indomie urutan NO.1
Just don't be one of those dolts who call it ramen. Not all instant noods are ramen. 😂
@@englishatheart It should be called Fried Noodles =Mi Goreng
As an Aussie, I give Ollie permission to do the Australian accent whenever he likes 😂
josh: please don’t burn my house down
ollie: *brings out phone and starts recording*
"Oli"
B.M. Almeida omds y do all my comments keep getting deleting
@@thrisha9513 I don't know
B.M. Almeida what I was tryna say is imma clown for the mistake and I’ll go change it rn
Why is it that every single time i come to this channel there is either a feature or a mention of Indomie HAHAHAHA
the force of mi goreng is truly strong yall😆
The power of MSG is just that strong!
@@stevenbudaya2140 Mildy Saturated Goodness
algorithm
Indomie... Selera ku
Micin 4 lyfe
i'm honestly impressed by ollie's aussie accent. it's better than mine and i've lived in sydney for 20 years 😂
as one of your Aussie viewers this fills me with intense pride. glad to know our military is keeping you lads well fed! also, Ollie, your Aussie accent was pretty well done mate. well done indeed :)
Australian rations are pretty good much better than us ones for example
Ollie: Milk me
Also Ollie: Spoon me.
If he ever says "fork me" I'm going to be very concerned...
Asha Mae very 😳
@@kohlinoor Don't go there. You don't want to. Me neither. XD
I think I just want the cute, wholesome side of "spoon me". Which could actually be, like, just friendly. And it would be adorable. ^_^
And don’t forget: fudge me 😂😂😂
@Asha Mae LOL. Any The Good Place fans here? That gave me a chuckle xD :))
It is true that is indomie, in fact indomie that is exported outside indonesia has less the seasoning powder because they have to met some standard of 'healthy'
yeah, when i was living in australia, you'd have to go to white lotus to get the indomie you'd get in Indonesia and they're much more expensive
indomie is supposed to be unhealthy 😔
is it proves that we are stronger or that we Indonesians are in grave danger LOL
@@nishaghaisani it is healthier than starve to death,
at least
Oh my. That explains everything. For years I have been wondering why the instant noodles of all Asians nation that produced for export taste about 30% blander. I only thought they try to match European pallete. Didnt think about health legal issue
can confirm, that Mi Goreng is deffinitely indomie, and I would assume the chocolate ration would be more so to make hot chocolate or something.
Yeah the seasoning packet looks exactly like the one from indomie
@@ylein6508 That doesn't guarantee it's Indomie. I had a friend buy me some random mi goreng that I had never seen or tried before, and it's nearly identical to Indomie, packets wise. Not in taste wise, though. Indomie is loads better.
@@englishatheart THATS MADE IN CHINA
It's not. Its about 3/4's of the standard Indomie block, and similar but not the same seasoning.
no the chocolate has less fat so it's more dehydrated to last longer. When mixed with saliva it rehydrates.
Nobody:
Asian ppl: *gets excited ovrr the mee goreng instant noodles*
Lol yes
Yup totally me
Still confuse tho whats mi goreng doing in australia’s MRE
@@elizanarta ikr
@@elizanarta i think because Indomie is popular in Australia and it is very simple to cool
Guys, you're meant to break off like a quarter of the fuel tablet at a time, not burn the whole thing at once.
I thought it looked like they were using too big of one. I worry about these two every time they use a knife or set flame to something as they never seem to read instructions...lol.
Also pretty sure they need to dilute the isotonic drink more. There's no way just that 2 small glasses is the right portion of a day ration.
Yeah pretty sure you need a liter
I wish they'd let Gabbie supervise them whenever they deal with fire or knifes..
Came for this comment, was watching with my partner and he was triggered by them using a whole brick.
Indomie Goreng as a Diplomacy Tool: A Thesis.
Legitimately planning to write this for my thesis
I am dead 😆
it actually sounds like a good topic to dig in
It surely is a currency in a lot of places.
Been watching JOLLY for years and I amazed by Indomie Goreng's power 😭 and I've been thinking about my thesis, this one have crossed my mind too!
5:48 The timing on him saying it smells amazing and Olly spitting it out 😂😂
When Oille said, "Chris Hemsworth" when he was listing the ingredients. I was caught off-guard and laughed. And I thought, "Did they cut up Chris Hemsworth and added him to the meal?"
U should try Indonesias' rations and I swear u will never forget the taste, its so freakin delicious
this
Send them. They can't try if they don't have.
yeah!!!
Yeah you'll be shock with the menus
P2tj is luxurious among soldiers, maybe only officer rank would get this one
can i just say jolly literally brings the world together like it's so nice to be able to wait for a premiere talking to other people of different nationalities and ages in the chat :D
agree 🤗 it's like travelling all over the world every week ❤️ will never get tired of this channel and korean englishman..
Honestly Ollie, as an australian who lives overseas and hears attempts fairly often, your accent surprised me with how good it was.
American: why are you so excited to a nodle
Asian: you wouldnt get it
Oooo yes! I get excited when people explore aussie culture... being australian myself, its really fun to see and hear opinions from international people i watch or follow. Jolly is so fricken hilarious so im really looking forward to this video!!!
Can you hear? Can you hear? That...
Thunda!
"You better run, you better take cover!!!"
🇦🇺
Australian Culture? That has Zero to do with Aboriginal Culture the actual Australian Culture!!
@@jameskatu6339 Australian culture is white people culture of white Australians indigenous culture is diff to white aussies
실시간 방송 처음 봤는데, 너무 재밌게 봤어요ㅋㅋㅋ 호주 전투 음식이라니! 재밌었어요.
호주하면 역시 스테이크죠 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ😋🥩
i'm australian and ollie's australian accent is TOP NOTCH. the best i've ever heard
As an Aussie, I am INCREDIBLY impressed by Ollie’s Australian accent! 😂👌🏽 10/10
i've never heard a british person do an australian accent and now i'm wheezing
Was it good!!???
Esme 404 nooooo
@@esme4048 it was actually
Ok now im confused, one person says no and another says yes, now I don't know what to think lmao
@@esme4048 i mean personally it was pretty good XD
As an Aussie I feel weirdly proud of having good MREs???
Also, Ollie's accent was not that bad! Not 100% believable, but not hideously offensive!
The Australian CR1M is easily one of the best ration packs in the world, most countries don't even come close to providing as high quality food for soldiers as Australia.
@@bladez479 well... every thing is trying to kill ya there...
Funny enough, NZ make our rat packs, while we make NZ army rat packs... figure that one out.
Josh looking at butter chicken 7:50
"Man that does NOT look great.."
Meanwhile Josh looking at butter chicken 8:08
"That lOoks GoOD!!"
It goes well with your profile pic
Would be nice if Major Charles is with you whenever you try MREs
Maybe he is not in the same country as them right now
Maybe when lockdown is fully lifted, they’ll be able to make it work?
@@achanwahn Hopefully, when all this pandemic thing's completely over :D
It's my birthday today!! Thank you JOLLY for making me happy today! I'm not sad anymore🥺❤️
Happy Birthday Vanessa! Have a great quarantine bday!
Happy birthday!🎉🙏
Happy birthday Vanessa!!!!!!!
Happy Birthdayyy!!!!
Happy birthday!!
Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oy Oy Oy! Aussie Jollybean right here
isn't it oi oi oi ?
Same
True dat
👍👍
I suspect that there are rather a lot of us Aussie Jollybeans about.......Western Australian here.
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 재밌는 조쉬랑 올리님! 한국인 댓글이 잘 안보이지만! 그래도 항상 보고 있어요! 그러니까 슬퍼하지 마세요ㅠㅠ! 재밌게 보고 있어요!
Hahahahaha
2:51 Josh's excitement is in high-high C sharp
ngl ollie's accent is actually pretty damn good
I'm Australian and I somewhat agree
It sounded slightly more New Zealand than Australia but it still sounded pretty good!
Edit: Okay it started off pretty good and got worse and worse as the video progressed lol.
am i the only one that thought it became kind of south african towards the end of the video?
Yeah, he did a good job!
@@user-vm4jt8pb3b ikr
Sometimes when Josh gets excited, his voice gets higher and higher. I usually know how excited he is based on high his voice is.
who's here because they missed Jolly so bad! 😭 please comeback soon love you both 🧡🧡🧡
It’s amazing how good this food tastes in the outback guys - did a good job of discus accent
O: "How much do I need do you think?"
J: "400 millilitres."
O: "I don't think the stream does measurements."
🤣 Where did that even come from?! lol. Only Ollie manages lame and funny. hahaha!
It definitely looks like Indomie season pack, but they put less in it.
less seasoning less msg
The Army yeast extract you ate is Vegemite, and the block for cooking, (hexamine fuel tablet) you are really only supposed to break off what you need, thats why you had flames shooting everywhere. The chocolate is great broken up to make a hot choc drink too.
No, it's not Vegemite.
Australian Army MREs are prepared and packed in New Zealand, and the yeast extract is not real Vegemite.
Actually, I think you should try Indonesian police rations... I've ever watched a youtuber try it.. And their reaction said that all of the food is really really good.
wait there's one for the police?! i thought it's all military...
There is rendang and semur ayam ( chiken braised with sweet soy sauce)
@@PrograError yes it is, sometimes police (special forces, agents etc) spent long time in the field when riots, insurgency, disasters and other things, they need high calories food same like the army
Maybe you can send to them.. so they can try it
"we won't reveal your rank and hopefully you'll get away with it" XDD
*it looked safer than the russian one but it doesn't feel safer*
Australian army summed up really
I am enjoying Ollie’s humorous jokes as always!🤣🤣🤣 he never disappoint me
I've been watching your army ration videos (and your other JOLLY, KoreanEnglishman and Gabie's videos as well!) and I really want to see you guys try US Army rations! I also just want to say that I love your content! You guys have SO MANY videos that I could just watch new video after video for hours on end. Thank you guys for putting in so much time in creating such amazing content. Stay safe!!
As an army kid, this is nostalgic 😂
... but you’re missing the best part! The tube of condensed milk !!!! 😍😍🤤 We’d fight over it when Dad returned from an army weekend away.
Ikr 😂 Mum would collect a bunch up and then make a huge thing of Russian fudge 🤤
Didn't they used to have ANZAC biscuits & tea bags?
Josh : smells really good
Ollie : spit out the whole isotonic drink
Lol
As an Australian, I'm not mad 🤣😂
Ollie is absolutely killing the accent 👏👏😂😂🤝🤝
That was actually a pretty good accent, Ollie! Very South Australian/Brisbane lilt at the end! Well done! If I didn't know better I'd say you were one of us, just playing up the bogan a little ;)
i amaze that they actually put "mie goreng" on the packaging, i believe it might be indomie that some random austrialian soldier repack into some camo packaging
Or it can be a collaboration effort with indofood tho. I read that indofood imported tonnes of indomie for inmates in australia as well.
@Troy Krentz wkwkwkwk...
“Mi goreng” is just Indonesian for “fried noodles” not owned by the brand.
No one could survive without Indomie Mie Goreng even the soldier too
So thats the power of Indomie
that butter chicken is actually looking pretty decent. especially since its brown rice as well, so the grain is smaller
Come back, guys. You're much missed.
Did you come here to die?
Australian Soldier: No I came here yesterdai
Woah awesome
Ensah the fine=answer the phone
Raise up lights=razer blades
Good i might =gday mate
@@esme4048 not even close lol
@@elskabee are you Australian? If you aren't then how would you know, and if you are, then maybe your accent makes you look and say those words differently so it does sound different. But for me, as an english person, that is pretty accurate
@@esme4048 Yeah not close buddy, and yes I'm Australian so I know that it doesn't sound anything like that lol😂
@@esme4048 raise up lights/razor blades is what we call the broad accent, common in outback/country Australia. The general population doesn't sound like that 😂 but nevertheless I'm very impressed by Ollie's accent
no one:
literally no one:
absolutely no one:
not a single soul on the face of the planet:
ollie: sPoOn Me
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
Mi goreng isn’t only an army ration, we all eat it
Also great job Ollie with the Aussie accent
Looks like you put more than one heximine block on the stove . BIG 🔥
“Isotonic drink” = berocca
Also, isn’t sustagen that stuff thy sell to old people to keep up their vitamin/mineral intake?
I actually quite like Berocca... My go to vitamin C effervescent drink. And while sustagen is commonly used here in Aus in elderly patients to improve caloric and nutritional intake (not just vitamin/minerals), there is sustagen kids version, and in some other countries Sustagen is actually commonly used in kids.
It is but if they're eating mi goreng they probably need it
@@pfl4745 In Indonesia, sustagen is actually milk for babies. lol
In the Philippines, Sustagen is both for kids and adults. They used to have Suzy and Gino mascots for the kids. 😂
the isotonic drink isnt actually berocca. similar concept. we used to get two 1 L bottles on marches (i was a cadet), one we kept our water in one and another the isotonic. its essentially to replace the salts you sweat out during activity, to replace sugars for energy and water for hydration. ollie isnt wrong, its not pleasant but you get used to it
Ollie be looking like that weird uncle who gets a bit too drunk at a family gathering and starts telling u how much you've grown with that mustashe
Don't set yourselves on fire with these you guys!
This gave me a great laugh... especially Ollie's Australian accent🤣
Austarlian army MRE without Indomie Mie Goreng: Chance of Survive +0%, Attack +0%, Defence +0%, Sanity -40%, Shooting Accuracy -30%
Australian army MRE with Indomie Mie Goreng added inside: Chance of Survive +10%, Attack +30%, Defence +25%, Sanity +50%, Shooting Accuracy +30%, Ceasefire Possibilities +125%
Best potion ever! you can't even resist the effects
now think abaout the indonesian collage student who most of the timr eating indomie because student loan
the buff tho
Lol that's bullshit
Also Australian Army with Indomie : +250% risk death by a complicated diseas at age 40years old ahhaahhhhaa
@@syarifidayat disease pak bukan diseas
@@anti-loganpaul7827 there's something called joke
low key ollie from me being an Australian, your accent was pretty bloody good
“Riskin It!” - Ollie , an anthem
영어 공부를 해야돼..;; 한국 댓글을 읽고 싶은뎈ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 죄다 영어 밖에 없어어 ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
Download u dicitionary
한국사람도 영어로 댓글달고있음ㅋㅋㅋㄱ
요오옹yoyoyoyoyoyo
Is it just me or did anyone else notice how good Ollie’s Aussie accent is!?!?!
냄비가... 90도 돌아가야 불이랑 맞을 거 같은데...
5:51 앞으로 마스크팩하고 JOLLY 못 보겠다. 몇 번씩이나 이 부분 돌려봤는데 웃음참는거 실패함ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Ollie’s comedy & accurate accent of an Aussie crack me up here. 🤣….He should not only become a comedian but an actor too. He’s so talented 😅
commanding officer: "damn it, soldiers, what HAVE you done to your MRE?!..oMg YoUr BrEaTh SmElLs NICE!"
😂😂I'm dEaD
Aww, i just finished my ramyeon. Should have waited and eat together with you guys lol
whoever dislike this video must be dont have a tasty noodle in their home
Or he's Chris Hemsworth and his team ;)
I should really dislike this video then lol
I've watched a lot of your vlogs, always found them hilarious esp with Ollie's asides and comments
I was drinking when Ollie said Chris Hemsworth as a part of the butter chicken ingridients, I burst out the water right on my sister's face....thanks Ollie !
As an Australian, I have to say that Ollies Australian accent is actually so good!
Same here that’s what I thought as well some of it eh but it was pretty good actually!!!😂💛💛💛👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
진짜 올리가 순진하게 크리스 햄스워드라고 한게 개웃겼닼ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Why am I so proud of this? Despite being an Aussie, I had no hand in the production of this ration pack haha! But I'll take it.
I love when Ollie does different accents😂😆
I'm really impressed at Ollie's Aussie accent
5:27 from an australian, that was actually not a bad australian accent at all... good job ollie
It sounded like How Ridiculous, in my humble opinion. LOL.
I love the background, fresh air vibe.
I had a mouth full of water when Ollie spit out the "fluid balance" drink and almost lost it myself. Hilarious!!!
I’m more concerned about the stove in Ollie’s first flat if that basic metal box with legs is safer than that. 😂😂
Why does Josh's voice go up about 5 octaves whenever he is surprised by something? ( e.g. 2:05 and 2:52 ) lmao
Thank you for this video which made me smile after a bad day.
This whole video was hilarious 😂 The mi gorang looked pretty good! Ollie and Fire go really well together lol.
As an Australian, I have to say that Ollie's Aussie accent is one of the best I've heard compared to all the bad attempts done by Hollywood, although it does sometimes slip into a Kiwi accent. Well done, Mate!
저장환경이 나쁘지 않은 곳에 있었다면 유통기한 몇년정도는 지나도 괜찮아요.
i say there is never a boring video on jolly, always makes me laugh xD Also I really appreciate the subtitles that are always made like that, even though I don't need them.. :P
Indonesia and Australia are (were?) actually pretty tight. Sustagen was Indonesian milk brand back in late 80s/early 90s!
nope they are two different thing, the Indonesian sustagen is formulated milk for the kid, still available and made by mead johnson while the Aussie is a supplement for the adult made by nestle