Jeremy was my uber one time. I get in the car, and he barely even turns his body around, like, he almost sorta pretends to rest his arm on the car seat, and turns to look back at me, but his body barely moved and instead his long-ass fucking neck just sorta helped him take a gander at my face, and he just said to me, this absolute maniac he said to me "I have the control". The the doors closed, on their own i dont even know how he managed it IDK but maybe that's a feature his care has, then he then started fucking driving at like 90 MPH (we were in a school zone?????? i had just dropped my brother off at school when this happened) and i was like WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!!! then he looked back at me and he was angry, said "Alright, get out". I didn't want to argue with the 90mph maniac so i just got out without protest.
As per a Jerma/Star/Etalyx stream: -Star flirts with Jerma to the point of Etalyx getting embarrassed -Jerma forgets a fundamental postulate of reality -Etalyx has a dog
i remembered a comment someone made about the “jerma falls in a video game and then pretends to fall in real life and yell OW MY MOUTH” bit and then he fucking does that bit three seconds later
His last name is the only Biblical one, given that God Himself called a violent female angel named Hedgehog to slaughter the children who mocked the bald Robotnik.
@@Romanticoutlaw no, the name sonny came from his caretaker who just called him that, but that may also have been retconned for all I know cause I started reading the archie comics at the genesis event.
DUDE I JUST REALIZED I HAD A DREAM ABOUT YOUR COMMENT. IT WAS BASICALLY AN EARLY 70S AD WHERE NIXON WAS BEING FILMED OUT OF ONE HOTEL ROOM’S BALCONY. AND THEY SLOWLY PANNED INTO HIM AS HE WAS TALKING ABOUT PONG OR SOMETHING AND THEN HE SAID THE LINE
@@frozone2366 Local Black Superhero assumes things and makes an ass of himself I don't know if you're serious, but they were playing as koalas, and koalas have smooth brains.
Had a test today. Didn't study. So I asked myself "What would Jeremy E-clown Elbertson do?". I proceeded to not only flunk the test, but also managed to trip down the last two stairs in a stairway, drop a mug of lukewarm coffee, and get my socks wet in said lukewarm coffee. Thansk Jerma
Koala Fact: Koalas can also HPV bomb areas if struck by lightning. There have been cases where koalas have been hit by lightning and explode due to their very oily uccalyptus leaf diet. Exploded HPV koalas have actually given HPV to many individuals. Crazy world.
the silence following that incredibly stupid question from star really makes it. i was sitting there wondering how i would even respond to that and then etalyx came in with Jesus Koala.
Don't mistake my critique for a triviality, his prattle could hardly be called a joke. He is on the spectrum and a large amount of the viewers here are too clearly. Also putting TM is cringe too, stop trying to be funny guy.
@@prezzo4991 Crap the universe where Jerma never slowed down and 2nd Jerma is always up to date is leaking into ours again. Gotta go tell the dimension police.
There’s nothing funnier than watching jerma desperately try to play a game the way its meant to be played and ster just doing everything he can to derail that
Anyone else still can’t tell them apart? I used to think they where the same person but even knowing there different people , I still don’t know who is talking unless I really concentrate on it
Jerma is the boston boy with the accent and the incredibly rapid and unfocused vocal cadence. The standard american lad who sounds constantly tired or annoyed is star, and the third guy with just the slightest bit of obama in his voice and a spirit that is as of yet unbroken by the hells of post-capitalism is Etalyx.
@@megalomaniacalHalide ik who is who but its star and etalyx that I can't tell apart , might be just an American thing where you can tell them apart but to me they sound identical unless you really listen to it
Игры
"I'm the little guy" - Jerma, in a rare moment of honesty about his height
I was surprised, he had stated before that he was giant and he made all of the rules. I guess politicians always lie.
"Fake Large"
Jermas height reduces with his age, so does his attention span
Jerma short laugh
“I’m in the drivers seat” not words you want to hear coming from Jerma.
We are dead
Jeremy was my uber one time. I get in the car, and he barely even turns his body around, like, he almost sorta pretends to rest his arm on the car seat, and turns to look back at me, but his body barely moved and instead his long-ass fucking neck just sorta helped him take a gander at my face, and he just said to me, this absolute maniac he said to me "I have the control". The the doors closed, on their own i dont even know how he managed it IDK but maybe that's a feature his care has, then he then started fucking driving at like 90 MPH (we were in a school zone?????? i had just dropped my brother off at school when this happened) and i was like WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!!! then he looked back at me and he was angry, said "Alright, get out". I didn't want to argue with the 90mph maniac so i just got out without protest.
@@jimmybean420 This was nowhere near long enough for me to be able to finish, disliked.
See: The Long Drive
@@Kodlaken Not long enough for you to finish...were you zerkin off to that comment?
You could send these guys to mars and they will somehow, just barely, manage to land the craft.
Real shit is, it’s self landing. It’s a wonder how they managed to mess it up as much as they inevitably did, without causing it to crash straight up.
@Chris Moliere They proceed to all blame each other for switching to manual.
@@LordVader1094 "Hey guys is this readout in meters or feet? - THUNK"
Once you're in a gravity well, landing is easy. Surviving, on the other hand...
Another happy landing
"this otter needs a bear" followed by deafening silence
HAHHDJSADHJBC HELP
"this otter needs a bear!" complete silence
:(
Elderly Jerma, circa 2045, calling life alert: "I just fell in real life"
Dispatcher: “ok sir, that’s gonna be a -2 for fall joke”
Jerma: “no i’m serious!”
Disp: “ya ok boomer”
I just read this as he said it, I'm tripping
He’s already elderly now
@@RestitutorEuropa double elderly??
"guys we have 2.7 minutes"
-Jerma, with 2:07 left on the clock
Haha, that is factually incorrect!
Ster has this uncanny ability to go 4 layers deep on a joke and have nobody understand it. Fucking hilarious.
"Ya ever been on a construction site?"
As per a Jerma/Star/Etalyx stream:
-Star flirts with Jerma to the point of Etalyx getting embarrassed
-Jerma forgets a fundamental postulate of reality
-Etalyx has a dog
poor jerma forgot about his fundamental prostate. Right guys
ah maybe not
@@swallowme535 Jerma only has an ancillary prostate.
@@jeremytitus9519 does he even use that thing?
@@weet294 his friends borrow it on the weekends haha am i right guys
Local streamer HIJACKS fellow streamers’ computers, forces them into SLAVE LABOR to build SAW TRAP HOUSES.
Local Napoleonic tyrant violates individuals rights because "I'm in control and no one can stop me"
*GAS*
You have 10 minutes. Gas will fill the room.
you have 10 minutes you have 5 minutes GAS
What an age where this is an actual lingo
i remembered a comment someone made about the “jerma falls in a video game and then pretends to fall in real life and yell OW MY MOUTH” bit and then he fucking does that bit three seconds later
I read this just before he did it lol
he's done it quite a few times over the years.
14:19 Etalyx subtly warns us from December 2019 about the sus meme
The Bumbling Builder,
the Construction Creep,
and the Rambling Renovator
why do u have the incredibles logo as ur pfp
TF2 hat names
@@Suggo this actually made me laugh
@@blackshirts_and_breads I think it's a Tau thing
the greedy grinner's hired contractors
Sonic the Hedgehog’s given Christian name is Ogilvie Maurice Hedgehog.
His last name is the only Biblical one, given that God Himself called a violent female angel named Hedgehog to slaughter the children who mocked the bald Robotnik.
@@weet294 you buffoon, back then he was known as Ovi Kintobor
I thought he was Sonny?
@@Romanticoutlaw no, the name sonny came from his caretaker who just called him that, but that may also have been retconned for all I know cause I started reading the archie comics at the genesis event.
@@mackpapi9818 super genesis wave?
**in a richard nixon voice** "gamer time. Time to game."
DUDE I JUST REALIZED I HAD A DREAM ABOUT YOUR COMMENT. IT WAS BASICALLY AN EARLY 70S AD WHERE NIXON WAS BEING FILMED OUT OF ONE HOTEL ROOM’S BALCONY. AND THEY SLOWLY PANNED INTO HIM AS HE WAS TALKING ABOUT PONG OR SOMETHING AND THEN HE SAID THE LINE
Love that Jerma picked the shortest character.
he also has the jerma-branded helmet
"When i asked my chat what gay animal i was, they said i was an otter"
- Ster_ 2021
It's true I was there when chat assigned Ster as a gay otter
Why are they right though
Based
2020*
Not this year I'm afraid
"What sound do koalas make?"
**Peter Griffin**
Local smooth brained men break into houses and paint EVERYTHING.
local pewdiepie watcher makes an unfunny smooth brain joke
@@frozone2366 its perfectly reasonable to be upset that they used a slur against your kind but insulting them back over it gets you no where
@@whatthedogisdoing5393 you might be the one of them too thinking that over user joke from a year ago is still funny.🤷♂️
@@frozone2366 Local Black Superhero assumes things and makes an ass of himself
I don't know if you're serious, but they were playing as koalas, and koalas have smooth brains.
@@frozone2366 its okay to be upset just let it all out lil guy its alright
I love how Jerma and Star are the iconic duo but here Jerma clings to Etalyx to escape Star's crazed horniness
hey you have no idea the kinds of nasty things jerma and etalyx did when they were roommates
@@oldjermastreamarchivewithc4062 Suitemates, one might say
@@oldjermastreamarchivewithc4062 Do they still live with each other?
@@SRowntree considering how jerma was dating up until a few months ago, probably not
@@jackpumpoen did jerma finally end it with Kim? Thank god
“When I asked chat what gay animal I was, they said an otter”
...WHAT
I’m impressed that Jerma made it about 13 seconds before immediately maxing out the volume and destroying their eardrums.
JERMA DON'T GO IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT YOU CAN'T SEE OVER THE DASHBOARD
Had a test today. Didn't study. So I asked myself "What would Jeremy E-clown Elbertson do?". I proceeded to not only flunk the test, but also managed to trip down the last two stairs in a stairway, drop a mug of lukewarm coffee, and get my socks wet in said lukewarm coffee. Thansk Jerma
That is what he would do, to be fair
"I'll be the foreman."
"No, what the fu- There's three of us!"
Jerma, did you think Star said he'd be the four man? You absolute gamer, you.
What a GOD of a gamer
17:43 maybe the first time jerma has ever accepted a resident sleeper with joy???
16:36 goes right into the real voice compilation
Koala Fact: Koalas can also HPV bomb areas if struck by lightning. There have been cases where koalas have been hit by lightning and explode due to their very oily uccalyptus leaf diet. Exploded HPV koalas have actually given HPV to many individuals. Crazy world.
etalyx's response at 28:35 is really funny for some reason
the silence following that incredibly stupid question from star really makes it. i was sitting there wondering how i would even respond to that and then etalyx came in with Jesus Koala.
No it wasn't, the guy is a cringe lord. Didn't even make sense. He should've said "guess he's shit out of luck."
@@Saturn-Matrix Oh shit thanks Comedy Master(TM), didn’t know you could backseat jokes too.
Don't mistake my critique for a triviality, his prattle could hardly be called a joke. He is on the spectrum and a large amount of the viewers here are too clearly. Also putting TM is cringe too, stop trying to be funny guy.
@@Saturn-Matrix everyone is stupid except me
Me: Oh boy! A new Jerma video!
"What did you guys get on BLACK FRIDAY"
Ikr
I was disappointed somehow that all this was last year
@@96Blue this was 2019
@@temujin1398 ffs 🤦♂️
This is your brain on deep rock part 2 stream
“Most of the things you say are filler”
20:27
I love you
me??????
Love you too
@@LukasPrimeEdition Yes
me??????
love ya too 🧡
Wow i never noticed how similar Ster and Etalyx sound
It was the first thing I noticed
theyre the same person
These are literally my three favorite men.
I like how in 6:43 and 24:58 they do almost the same thing
5:25 this is a sterma moment right here
Jerma's disgusted sigh adds a nice flair.
30:03 very, very important
They forgot clean the Oreos from the bed
For the first time, Jerma isn't doing the most badly.
30:02 Ster turns into like a GTAV character with very few voice lines glitched behind a door
Fun fact!: the scientific name for a group of tools is a chat!
30:05 - 30:30
I cant be the only one who cried laughing at that. My God 😂😂
14:19 😳
14:19 etalyx was so close to saying there is an imposter among us
Ster calling Jerma daddy has me feeling some type of way
10:28 DERANGED STREAMER ATTEMPTS TO CENSOR HIS FRIEND
30:07 the fall joke really got me
I have come to a conclusion, the internet is the 6th layer of the abyss, and you can't leave without the loss of your humanity.
Tru
14:19 when the contractor is sus
I love the non-hostility of this trio, it reminds me of old Roosterteeth
Before all the allegations
Don't remind me of old RT. Gonna make me cry, for real
My brain was fully off for the first few minutes of the vid so when Jerma said “Star” i got so fucking excited
It was Jerma all along. He was in control the whole time.
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you can tell it's a holy Mack vid when it's just unnaturally good.
Last time I was this early jerma was 5”1’
Now he’s 4”9’
@@LukasPrimeEdition that’s why you don’t put Jermas in the washer. THEY SHRINK. I don’t know how many times I have to say this.
@@swallowme535 I am sorry. I left mine in my tracksuit pocket. I didn't realise the poor guy was in there.
@@jeremytitus9519 animal abuse!
He needs to play It Takes Two with either Ster or Etalyx it would be chaotic
They already did. There are some videos on 2nd jerma.
@@prezzo4991 no
@@prezzo4991 I'm pretty sure they haven't
@@prezzo4991 Crap the universe where Jerma never slowed down and 2nd Jerma is always up to date is leaking into ours again. Gotta go tell the dimension police.
@@birdflox1337 fuck, thought it was talking about a way out. My bad.
There’s a traitor amongst us
The opening is so fitting since koalas have smooth brains, just like Jerma
This trio is not OSHA regulation.
I like how Jerma can sound exactly like a screaming Koala.
POV: you're the roof and you're watching 3 idiots trying to renovate an apartment.
14:20 🧯
Crazy how Jerma & Etalyx are literally the Home Improvement guys; magical thumbnail
etalyx was ahead of the curve 14:19
When Jerma gets hurt it’s ALWAYS his mouth
Jerma once again convinces his friends to play chore simulator games
At 18:55, Jerma sounded like Gilbert Gottfried saying “fucker” in that one Cold Ones cameo.
"Koala" Yeah right. That's a Drop Bear.
Everybody laughs at Drop Bears until they become Orbital Drop Bears. Not so funny when they hit with the force of a nuke, is it?
"Well then who's me?"
I ask myself this everyday
5:29 ...STRONG USE OF WORDS BUDDY
i cant recover from hearing that
That's very swag, Jerma.
This evening upload saved my life
this just makes me yearn for another collab stream 😔
Gotta say thats one of the best thumbnails ive ever seen
I swear to God as if Etalyx doesn't sound like Star enough you had to have both of them. Now I think there's just two Sters talking and one Jerma
i love reading the comments w/o any context before watching the videos its brilliant
14:19
TRAITOR AMONGST US.
It's great to hear the gang back together
Jerma can pretty much be described as a "Home Renovation Game Streamer"
Fucking pog, Holy Mackeral is back?
14:19 etalyx is from the future
Classic Holy Mack style intro.
Nice.
I was just at a jon where they layered wallpaper on top of wallpaper. Then put backsplash on top of it. Florida renovations people!
There’s nothing funnier than watching jerma desperately try to play a game the way its meant to be played and ster just doing everything he can to derail that
this is just the Modern three stooges
R.I.P. the koalas.
Wow, the new Three Stooges reboot looks great!
Haha great video jerma!
14:19
Seeing jerma and ster play together again made me incredibly happy
I would hire these guys to renovate my house
Jeremy "Where am I?" Elbertson
Anyone else still can’t tell them apart? I used to think they where the same person but even knowing there different people , I still don’t know who is talking unless I really concentrate on it
I can't tell Star apart from other people but thank god i'm familiar with Jerma and Etalyx. So its a matter of process of elimination at that point.
How can you not tell them apart? They all have distinct voices.
Etalyx has a stronger accent then Star and a clearer mic. Jerma I know by heart so I cant help you
Jerma is the boston boy with the accent and the incredibly rapid and unfocused vocal cadence. The standard american lad who sounds constantly tired or annoyed is star, and the third guy with just the slightest bit of obama in his voice and a spirit that is as of yet unbroken by the hells of post-capitalism is Etalyx.
@@megalomaniacalHalide ik who is who but its star and etalyx that I can't tell apart , might be just an American thing where you can tell them apart but to me they sound identical unless you really listen to it
this fun and painfully frustrating at the same time
i love jerma 💞 and i love this video 💞
tupac
I can’t wait for Jerma water aerobics live stream 👴
I love watching The intro to a jerma video and trying to guess what the fuck is going on this time.
The 1 minute jerma
Yes
Nutty Streamer does things