Who let them cook? Editor: THEFIERYREDHEAD / @thefieryredhead Originally streamed on January 9th, 2023 Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
I actually felt bad for laughing at a certain point. When Ster was busy making sauce pizzas and Jeremy was just perpetually confused and had no idea what was going on. Like holy shit, can either of their moms please step in and remind them that they need to go to bed because they have school tomorrow
I love how as Jerma and Ster become increasingly frustrated, the sign outside slowly changes from light-hearted puns like "High Steaks" and "Lettuce Eat" to grumpier comments like "Burnt Food" and "Slow Service" and then finally "Fuck You Customer, Leave"
Thank you for commenting this, I didn’t notice and this adds so much to the video. I came back to watch this video after awhile and I remembered your comment
the way they suck so bad at the actual gameplay and jerma tries to make up for it by “optimizing” his communication in the weirdest, shittiest way possible is really incredible
The amount of time it would take to properly describe the orders is shorter than the time to make one of foods in an order. Watching this stream was rage inducing in the best possible way.
The smaller the menu of a restaurant, the better quality of the food. A restaurant that severed only spaghetti would probably be the best spaghetti on the planet
@@idot3331 ehh, depends. Last time I ate at a high end restaraunt with a tiny menu, the entree choice was muscles or steak tartar. If you were allergic to molluscs, or just hate seafood, your only option is steak tartar and... it's not good. You can eat it, but man it tastes crap.
Jerma and Ster alone are mediocre at videogames, but together they are exceptionally terrible. It's like a black hole of gaming skill. I am worse at video games from watching this video.
For April fools u should have a guy be u and never talks about it act just like u but at the end of the stream u come in covered in dirt with a shovel and right before u hit him the stream ends
"casually sits down at restaurant with cute date for the first time in 5 yearsat new pizzeria that just ope-" "FFFUUUUUUHHHHHHKK. *BANG* AND WHY ARENT YOU DOING ANYTHING?!" Waiter in tears laughing at chef's anger
![Jerma Streams - PlateUp! [With Ster]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/R288AtyTlNw/mqdefault.jpg)
I love that Jerma devised this elaborate order-taking code that takes multiple hours to explain and saves zero seconds
Seriously, nobody in the kitchen is actually trying to cut out syllables to save milliseconds. But it was hilarious to see it being tried
Same vibe as when he was playing drug dealer sim and he said there's too many code words for weed, so he invented a new one
@@monochromaticscale689 “What the fuck is this Dry Rub shit?”
This x1000, It was the most jerma thing jerma did that night.
Lmao with the salads he could say 1 plain 1 tomato rather than actually saying nothing 😂
I actually felt bad for laughing at a certain point. When Ster was busy making sauce pizzas and Jeremy was just perpetually confused and had no idea what was going on. Like holy shit, can either of their moms please step in and remind them that they need to go to bed because they have school tomorrow
Pussy cat pie
The most based comments always get a heart from Jerma.
9:43 i love how he thinks "salad" is too many syllables, then acts like "tomate" is any shorter just because he's saying it faster.
I love how as Jerma and Ster become increasingly frustrated, the sign outside slowly changes from light-hearted puns like "High Steaks" and "Lettuce Eat" to grumpier comments like "Burnt Food" and "Slow Service" and then finally "Fuck You Customer, Leave"
Thank you for commenting this, I didn’t notice and this adds so much to the video. I came back to watch this video after awhile and I remembered your comment
two grown men RESENT eachother over CHILDREN’S GAME
This game is a fucking war zone
the way they suck so bad at the actual gameplay and jerma tries to make up for it by “optimizing” his communication in the weirdest, shittiest way possible is really incredible
The amount of time it would take to properly describe the orders is shorter than the time to make one of foods in an order. Watching this stream was rage inducing in the best possible way.
10:42
Jerma didn't purposefully ignore that, his brain just automatically blocked it from his awareness
the sheer amount of clips ster produces is absurd, he's a living bit creator
It’s crazy to think Ster was actually the one that got me into Jerma back in the tf2 days
I think you're looking for the word "funny".
heheh, clipster
well ster is as much of a comedian as jerma is in the right situation so no surprise
infinite bit generator
Plateup is what Jerma cries out when he can’t reach the kitchen table.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Can you imagine going to a Pizza Place and the Chef is screaming AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and he's running around with a smoking hockey puck pizza
ster just screaming in frustration is a very accurate representation of working in the restaurant industry tbh
It's amazing that they get ANYTHING done when they're playing together.
Jerma is the kinda guy that would sell only cheesy bread and spaghetti at an Italian restaurant.
The smaller the menu of a restaurant, the better quality of the food. A restaurant that severed only spaghetti would probably be the best spaghetti on the planet
@@idot3331 ehh, depends. Last time I ate at a high end restaraunt with a tiny menu, the entree choice was muscles or steak tartar. If you were allergic to molluscs, or just hate seafood, your only option is steak tartar and... it's not good. You can eat it, but man it tastes crap.
@@idot3331 Ster and Jerma's only steak run says otherwise
He completely gnomes out from the stress at 14:10.
Don't let him cook. 🍳
Ster is honestly the antagonist of this stream
What a lovely cople 😊
When a couple starts a restaurant
9:00 kubrick stare for no reason
Jerma sees you
surprisingly accurate to working in hospitality
Great stream. Love seeing Jerma and Ster streaming together again
Jerma and Star_ playing together always brings back memories of the old tf2 days
Absolutely love the The Bear intro
I love when jerma and his boyfriend play games together
deffo bromance, no homo
@@grease_monkey6078 It's very homo you idiot
@@grease_monkey6078 Wrong they confirmed they have sex every day
@@cord2706you could say they...to mate
Freaked out for a moment thinking my coworker Sebastian was on stream when they said "You do everything, I just stand around." Exactly like him!
This guy's videos are hilarious, he should stream on twitch.
I would definitely go in a restaurant called "Fuck you customer, leave"
I really love these two's streams! they're always so chaotic
I think it's time for a Jerma stream where he tries to run a small restaurant, lowkey feel like that would eclipse Dollhouse
Finally a sequel to rat burger after all these years
Only jerma would shorten tomato as tomates
As someone in food service, this hits too hard
Jerma's facial hair looks exquisite here
Hes going a little ster crazy
Abott and Costello Run a Pizza Restaurant
This stream made me purchase this game and play it with my 2 cousins and brother. The rage is real.
it’s funny because jeremy’s burnt pizza story has occurred at my place of work. it’s a very fun time
To be fair, Ster was told to take the L.
He did.
I would come to this restaurant for the show alone.
And we thought Jerma was the psycho….
The Arson Fanservice 2ndJerma video
Jerma and Ster alone are mediocre at videogames, but together they are exceptionally terrible. It's like a black hole of gaming skill. I am worse at video games from watching this video.
Jerma is either completely cracked, or worse than your elderly grandmother. His Trombone Champ gameplay was insanely good for someone new to the game
ster's actually quite the gamer when it's an fps
Ster would like ludwig. Wish they'd meet sometime
I’M A FIVE STAR MAN
I love the The Bear intro
At last, Jerma got to see *it*
Bruh tomate, cmon
YEAHHHHH THE BEAR INTRO BASED EDITORS
THE BEAR CLIP THAT SHOW WAS SO GOOD
This is one of my favourite jerma2 vids
I love when they reference always sunny :))
Ster is mad pt 3
Jerma telling Ster “I already have the H” at 7:30 when Ster’s been stuck there the whole time is peak
I just realized that Jerma has the head and face of brienne of tarth and the body of Tyrion Lannister
what
Like how Ster just says the most unhinged shit, and Jerma doesn't even react to it
That was fun to watch
insane
For April fools u should have a guy be u and never talks about it act just like u but at the end of the stream u come in covered in dirt with a shovel and right before u hit him the stream ends
two separate people 0:16 and 20:44
Get that man, OUT of the kitchen
this whole video i swear
cooking like a boss B)
SLAYERS X : TERMINAL AFTERMATH : VENGANCE OF THE SLAYER
"anybody wanna lick the bottom of the pan" 👹
You would like Ludwig :)
It hasn't been the same since they signed the divorce papers😔
How are both of them so bad
Nice!
feed the comentor below you 🍔 here you go
The vibes are off in this video but in a good way
jer,a
Hi Jeremy
Ster says he got divorced, lol? Just a game joke, right? 💀
Why is Jerma starting to look like Soldier Boy?
Soldier
Huh is this the hourglass episode?
When will jerma play pizza tower tho
The Bear (2022)
Ster?
no, this is Patrick
Theyre sooo bad its insane
Yay ster is back !! you guys need to revisit TF2 for nostalgia
in the state it's in?
No, they shouldn't
Hai =D
I have commented on the 31st minute this video came out, and I’m the 31st commenter
Nice
first haha
Jerma PLEASE can you play BAROTRAUMA with Stir, and maybe other people but not penguinz0 because he sucks
Jerma is so lucky that hes a streamer, there is no way he would survive a real human life.
"casually sits down at restaurant with cute date for the first time in 5 yearsat new pizzeria that just ope-"
"FFFUUUUUUHHHHHHKK. *BANG* AND WHY ARENT YOU DOING ANYTHING?!"
Waiter in tears laughing at chef's anger
Thank god they dont work in the industry