Teh BrownieMixx it's so sad it's true. I've still yet to see him try and play one of the thousands of point&click puzzle titles on Steam that share the same general art style.
Nestor Esparza Hunter Hoke Pretty sure he dropped out for a bit because he went to a mental institution. He use to have a story time about it, don't know if it's still up.
1:12 "THIS IS GOING TO BE THE MOST EXCITING GAME" **Waits through building process** 3:36 "DEFEND YOURSELF, YOU WERE CREATED FOR ONE PURPOSE" To this day I still quote this.
"Shouldn't I be able to jump and swim to the next planet?" Well... no. I'm sure you've heard of Galileo's famous Leaning Tower of Pisa experiment. In the experiment, he dropped several objects from the same height, and found that all objects fall at the same rate. This is because of inertia. If two things fall towards a planet, (say, a 140 pound meatbag and a spaceship,) then while the planet's gravity may be affecting the spaceship more than the meatbag, due to its larger mass, its mass also means that it will take more energy to get it moving. Do the math, and lo and behold, they perfectly cancel out, meaning all objects fall at the same rate. HOWEVER. The major difference, usually, between how fast things fall, is air resistance. Any atmosphere a planet has will push against a falling object, slowing it down. The more surface area an object has RELATIVE to its mass, the slower it will fall. What we see in the game is clearly an incredibly viscous atmosphere, most likely some kind of colorless liquid. The character you play as has boots that magnetically attract to the planet's core, and a super-powerful mech suit that allows you to move effortlessly through the atmosphere, and provides oxygen with which to breathe. This sort of thing would explain the strange behavior of the native life, seeming to glide through the air, and push through solid ground with the immense strength that would be required to exist in such an environment. But, this brings up another issue: the holes. Everything gets stuck in a hole. Giraffes, Jerma, snakes, you name it. This, I believe, is an effect of the planet's tidal forces. In order to account for the gravity that holds the atmosphere to the tiny planet, or the wildlife, or just holds the planet together, the planet must have a hyperdense core- perhaps the solid iron remnants of a supernova'd star, or a neutron star, or even a black hole. When high above the planet, like the spaceship was, gravity is almost nonexistant- pulling the spaceship toward it at about an inch per second. But when something falls in the hole, the gravity becomes much more intense- preventing Jerma from jumping out. This is because, when on Earth, whether you're in an airplane or in a cave deep underground, the distance from you to the core is about the same. But on a planet this tiny and dense, a few feet can mean the gravity affects you twice as much. The surface, where most things on the planet are able to live, is the only safezone, where the gravity is similar to that of Earth's. So then if that's the case, Jerma's spaceship should speed up massively as it approaches the planet, right?. Ah, but we're forgetting the viscous atmosphere- when there is air resistance involved, things reach a terminal velocity- a point at which gravity cannot speed them up any faster than the air resistance slows them down. The spaceship's acceleration would be unnoticeable. Wait, hang on. Lemme run the numbers again. Never mind, it's just a shitty game.
The things to look for with these types of games: go as far as you can possible before you either fall of or glitch to death. follow wherever whatever AI tends to be heading screw with the physics(if any) as much as possible and finally figure out if what the game promises is true.
Under the sea! Under the sea! There is giraffes and hydras Take it from me! It's a scary kinda place! Those fireballs shoot you in the face! I think you oughta avoid the water Under the sea!
Jerma promise me you will never stop making videos, even when you are grandpa. Haven't even watched this one yet and just seeing a new upload from you made my entire week. You might just be the last original youtuber. God speed.
Kevin Kong good point, but he said in the kingdoms rise(from soil) video he doesnt like that type of melee based game, so i think he means pvp(like dark souls pvp, chivalry and probably pvk2)
I like to imagine that when jermas character started screaming it was because he finally realized that THIS was what he is destined to do for the rest of his existence.
@@JacobKinsley massive meathead: watching jerma vids in the background of something much more urgent and important to downplay how anxious you should be about the scenario
7:07 The force of gravity one object exerts on anything else is only dependent on its mass, not the mass of the object it's acting on. The presence of an atmosphere complicates things a little, but when you don't have one, like on Earth's moon, a brick and a feather dropped from the same height will hit the ground at the same time. If an atmosphere is present shape and flexibility matter a lot, while mass really doesn't. That's why you can drop a flat sheet of paper and watch it glide to the ground, but if you crumple it up it falls faster even though its mass didn't change.
darkychao The full version of the game? Holy shit. Starmade is at this point, without monster, and they still work on it. Well i guess you could say thats better
NerdAve alright now you are talking nonsense we all know that lazypurple uploading a video is a paradox that conflicts with space time as we know it thus being imposible
"If this guy wasn't the janitor I wouldn't step on the ship." If that guy was the janitor I'd be even more afraid because he'd also be in charge of maintenance of the ship.
+Jackson DeCourcy sadly, I for one know that I'll never be able to run with what rig I have. therefore, this is my video gaming destiny when it concerns deep space exploration. ;_;
Space Birds function very differently from normal birds. For example, instead of using their wings for flight, they flap their wings in order to manipulate the planet's gravity, which allows them to aimlessly and infinitely revolve.
"We are happy to finally announce the release of Masterspace, which signifies the transition from early access to final release after a development time of more than three years." Yes. Three years of GRUELING WORK, tirelessly refining the PERFECT planet-exploring experience
"In Space, no one can hear you EEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUGGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..."
Lyrics:
Ugh
Uu-uu-uu-uu-uuugh
EEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lyrics:
Shimmy shimmy yay, shimmy yay, shimmy ya (drank)
Swalla-la-la (drank)
Swalla-la-la (swalla-la-la)
Swalla-la-la
Shimmy shimmy yay, shimmy yay, shimmy ya (drank)
Swalla-la-la (drank)
Swalla-la-la (swalla-la-la)
Swalla-la-la
No Man's Sky is looking pretty good so far
Tylerburrito Nah man this is totally space engineers ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
TheAwesomeDescent Nah man this is better. You can land on the planets.
Tylerburrito Beat me to it
TheAwesomeDescent Nonono, this is Starmade for sure.
Tylerburrito I was going to say the exact same thing.
4:45 the way jerma goes from relaxed to genuinely distressed over a broken game will never get old
The best thing about this channel is you know Jerma will never run out of broken games to play.
especially those survival type games
Every game is a broken game with jerma
Joe razer you are so correct
Teh BrownieMixx it's so sad it's true. I've still yet to see him try and play one of the thousands of point&click puzzle titles on Steam that share the same general art style.
Teh BrownieMixx God bless steam early access
"As you can see there, that is the Big Dipper... 1,2,3,4... *makes a triangle*"
Kevin Choi omg could it be no it or no no fucking way you watched the same vid as me
***** Nothing about the fact he never said 4 in the video?
***** Actually... nevermind, I went back to it and realized nearly the entire "quote" was incorrect. My point is meaningless.
Kevin Choi Big dipper is Illuminati
Speez but wat about little dipper. is that illomenati confirmed 2?
the legends say you can still hear him dying infinitely
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
In space no one can hear you grunt.
k4rz43 *GUNT
k4rz43 In space no one can hear you UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHGHGHGHGHHGHGHGHHGHGHHGHGH
Mauve Moth dying infinitely you say? *golden experience requiem intensifies*
"Agh! Agh! *oof* AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
Generic Profile Sounds like an average Sunday evening to me.
Generic Profile Quake3JumpSounds.wav
Generic Profile A SHIET DE GROUNDS'S SHAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Generic Profile Nice profile picture
kohhhhhhi shit the ground is shaking, shit the ground is shaking XD
4:50 kills me however many times I watch it.
same
Honestly the funniest Jerma clip I've ever seen. lmao
"aughhhh by garrison" was teased years ago
5:07 sounds like a diesel engine.
Distantly idling Detroit Diesel
This is by far still my favorite Jerma moment: 4:40
mrcomp f
Remember guys, Jerma went to college.
XD I believe Mr.Ster did aswell....and some of his stuff is....questionable
Star dropped out of high school, pretty sure he finished later in his life.
Nestor Esparza even if he didn't, he's still an amazing person who makes amazing content like the jermanator here
Nestor Esparza Hunter Hoke Pretty sure he dropped out for a bit because he went to a mental institution. He use to have a story time about it, don't know if it's still up.
ZettabyteGamer again, nevertheless he's still a great person and great content creator
I think your ship is made of plastic and is propelled by two desk fans.
Hello again
Flaringcomet hai
Is this No Man's Sky?
John Woodland In case you're serious: Definitely not.
John Woodland Um your kidding right?
John Woodland no, it's masterspace
John Woodland Absolutely. It looks just like the E3 presentation..
John Woodland Your kidding right? It's Mario.
I honestly started crying at 4:49. XD
I was literally crying from 4:54 on oh my god I think I'm still crying, this is pure gold
Black and Blue dude!
Jarate Kid same.
Definitely the hardest laugh I've had in a while xD
AAaaaaaaaahhhhhhhgh
Jarate Kid the guy is having a fucking orgasm or something, lol (character not jerma)
wow, i can't believe that no man's sky would rip off this game
Look at date of the video
It's called a joke
+Henk the Stone pssst it's a joke dingus
Alright I wasnt sure
They even copied the glitches smh
1:12 "THIS IS GOING TO BE THE MOST EXCITING GAME" **Waits through building process**
3:36 "DEFEND YOURSELF, YOU WERE CREATED FOR ONE PURPOSE"
To this day I still quote this.
gay
4:50 i have never laughed so hard in my entire life.
sAme
"Shouldn't I be able to jump and swim to the next planet?"
Well... no. I'm sure you've heard of Galileo's famous Leaning Tower of Pisa experiment. In the experiment, he dropped several objects from the same height, and found that all objects fall at the same rate. This is because of inertia. If two things fall towards a planet, (say, a 140 pound meatbag and a spaceship,) then while the planet's gravity may be affecting the spaceship more than the meatbag, due to its larger mass, its mass also means that it will take more energy to get it moving. Do the math, and lo and behold, they perfectly cancel out, meaning all objects fall at the same rate. HOWEVER. The major difference, usually, between how fast things fall, is air resistance. Any atmosphere a planet has will push against a falling object, slowing it down. The more surface area an object has RELATIVE to its mass, the slower it will fall.
What we see in the game is clearly an incredibly viscous atmosphere, most likely some kind of colorless liquid. The character you play as has boots that magnetically attract to the planet's core, and a super-powerful mech suit that allows you to move effortlessly through the atmosphere, and provides oxygen with which to breathe. This sort of thing would explain the strange behavior of the native life, seeming to glide through the air, and push through solid ground with the immense strength that would be required to exist in such an environment.
But, this brings up another issue: the holes. Everything gets stuck in a hole. Giraffes, Jerma, snakes, you name it. This, I believe, is an effect of the planet's tidal forces. In order to account for the gravity that holds the atmosphere to the tiny planet, or the wildlife, or just holds the planet together, the planet must have a hyperdense core- perhaps the solid iron remnants of a supernova'd star, or a neutron star, or even a black hole. When high above the planet, like the spaceship was, gravity is almost nonexistant- pulling the spaceship toward it at about an inch per second. But when something falls in the hole, the gravity becomes much more intense- preventing Jerma from jumping out.
This is because, when on Earth, whether you're in an airplane or in a cave deep underground, the distance from you to the core is about the same. But on a planet this tiny and dense, a few feet can mean the gravity affects you twice as much. The surface, where most things on the planet are able to live, is the only safezone, where the gravity is similar to that of Earth's. So then if that's the case, Jerma's spaceship should speed up massively as it approaches the planet, right?. Ah, but we're forgetting the viscous atmosphere- when there is air resistance involved, things reach a terminal velocity- a point at which gravity cannot speed them up any faster than the air resistance slows them down. The spaceship's acceleration would be unnoticeable.
Wait, hang on.
Lemme run the numbers again.
Never mind, it's just a shitty game.
Lazlo Finsterwald 1 year late, but you said the atmosphere was a liquid and then talked about air resistance.
In Space, no-one can hear you make the same dying noise over and over.
Holy Shit the monster at 6:30 was one of Michael Rosen's Skyfoogles!
〉Phez〈 Quick, get out, get out of here, the tomato has escaped!
Omfg XD
〉Phez〈 That's exactly what I was thinking XD
MrJovi287 What a masterpiece
〉Phez〈 RUN THE DUCK FOOGLE HAS ESCAPED!!!!!!!!!!1!11
The things to look for with these types of games:
go as far as you can possible before you either fall of or glitch to death.
follow wherever whatever AI tends to be heading
screw with the physics(if any) as much as possible
and finally figure out if what the game promises is true.
4:50 when you bust one and she dont quit squeasin the squirrel
LowEndPCGamer100 pls no
Under the sea!
Under the sea!
There is giraffes and hydras
Take it from me!
It's a scary kinda place!
Those fireballs shoot you in the face!
I think you oughta avoid the water
Under the sea!
Jerma: *flying in space*
Gold Experience Requiem: I'm about to end this man's whole career
2:55 the animal equivalent of a car crash for jerma, thats why he laughs hysterically
true
LEAVE ME BE COW
I completely lost it at the Orgasm of Death
4:50 Gets me everytime.
Jerma is one of the few youtubers that actually get me really excited when I see a new video from them in my sub box
THIS IS LITERALLY NO MAN'S SKY.
No mans sky ripped them off and even took the glitches and bugs
04:50
It's okay, you just Space Odyssey'd.
Not sure how many times I've re-watched your videos.
4:49 he came while traveling through a worm hole
i cant believe jerma already made a video about no man's sky
Wolf they might track you, delete your youtube account
Jerma promise me you will never stop making videos, even when you are grandpa.
Haven't even watched this one yet and just seeing a new upload from you made my entire week.
You might just be the last original youtuber.
God speed.
Captain Kush (it was as good as I hoped :D)
Captain Kush ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
@Smile_Slime lmao he still makes videos on another channel
3:36 This golem gave up on his purpose and life completely. Just look at his expression.
Reminder he was 30 in this video
*starts sneezing*
*sneezing intensifies*
*OOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH*
Jerma you need to play this game called Pirates Vikings and Knights 2. The title alone should influence you to play this awesome game.
Will Kettle I definetly agree with you. Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail!
Yeah it would be fun to see indeed, maybe with ster(tough i dont think he likes melee combat based games)
lukas van amelsvoort Melee combat games? *cough* Dark Souls *cough*
Kevin Kong good point, but he said in the kingdoms rise(from soil) video he doesnt like that type of melee based game, so i think he means pvp(like dark souls pvp, chivalry and probably pvk2)
Thats the poor mans chivalry.
Jerma's character looks like a terminator version of himself.
IT'S THE JERMANATOR!
stfu I know it's awful.
10/10 best joke ever
i feel special m8
Masturbating Lettuce not even splatoon is spared jesus christ
I know how you feel.
But Marie tho, she's bae. :^)
Masturbating Lettuce ikr? her delicious ink ( ͡ ͡° ͡° ʖ ͡° ͡°)
I like to imagine that when jermas character started screaming it was because he finally realized that THIS was what he is destined to do for the rest of his existence.
Anyone else watch old Jerma vids when you’re down just to laugh?
Yeah but i mainly watch older 2nd jerma videos because theres so much content
Small brain: jerma vids to get high to
Big brain: jerma vids just for a little bit of a laugh
@@JacobKinsley massive meathead: watching jerma vids in the background of something much more urgent and important to downplay how anxious you should be about the scenario
4:49 HOLY CRAP HELP ME I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER
4:51 marked the end of my pulmonary health
4:50 Space Madness initiated
Watching this a day before Starfield comes out, good times. One of my favorite Jerma videos.
Just found this channel. So fucking glad I did.
Hope you are still here :)
The constant death sound on 4:55 makes me remember the scream from imscared. This game is truly a masterpiece!
Tortured screams intensify
7:07 The force of gravity one object exerts on anything else is only dependent on its mass, not the mass of the object it's acting on. The presence of an atmosphere complicates things a little, but when you don't have one, like on Earth's moon, a brick and a feather dropped from the same height will hit the ground at the same time. If an atmosphere is present shape and flexibility matter a lot, while mass really doesn't. That's why you can drop a flat sheet of paper and watch it glide to the ground, but if you crumple it up it falls faster even though its mass didn't change.
4:49
I CANT STOP WATCHING THAT LITERALLY LOLIN SO HARD
4:50 When you are flying in outer space and have been traumatised by the previous planet you visited and you have a seizure
4:50 The guy just realized that he was a demon devil from outer space XD
I always come back to this video when I need to laugh so hard that I cry.
We have Starfield at home
5:28 the eternal sounds of death
Trust me, space gets _very_ boring after a while
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Like I said ages ago, you're everywhere
Including my dreams ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ -
Thanks to 4:40, I'm fully convinced this game was just a Terry trap.
A seriously underrated Jerma classic.
4:50 The death of Jerma985 and myself. Like seriously 😁😁😂😂😂😂
Basically? *_UUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH_*
1:18 That cut-off is comedy gold
yknow, Jerma and STAR_ are really special youtubers. The comeback rates of their video for me is usually high
Every video you make is amazing.
Another broken voxel based title, how could Jerma resist?
crayon mustaches are such a turn on
The developers abandoned this game. It's just another piece of early access garbage on Steam.
DeadlyCreatureGames this is actually the full version, it came out 2 weeks ago.
darkychao hmm. well the reviews on the store page told me otherwise.
darkychao That's even worse.
darkychao The full version of the game?
Holy shit.
Starmade is at this point, without monster, and they still work on it.
Well i guess you could say thats better
darkychao It's only the full version because the developers gave up and released it in this state
4:50 I think you suffocated because you didn't put a door on your spaceship....
4:50 THIS IS THE POWER OF REQUIEM
6:24
QUICK! GET OUT! GET OUT OF HERE! The Skyfoogle has escaped!
Jerma _and_ Ster uploading?
The stars must have aligned!
What a time to be alive!
Aqueous Water It would really be a miracle if LazyPurple uploaded haha.
Kody Pendleton the ster_s*
NerdAve alright now you are talking nonsense we all know that lazypurple uploading a video is a paradox that conflicts with space time as we know it thus being imposible
"If this guy wasn't the janitor I wouldn't step on the ship."
If that guy was the janitor I'd be even more afraid because he'd also be in charge of maintenance of the ship.
WOW!!! Looks like Nintendo did pretty good on the new Star Fox!!!
Antonio Sanchez i love that hentai
What Hentai?
Antonio Sanchez All of them
Antonio Sanchez 4:50 Do a barrel roll
Right, one falls in space....
this comment section
75%: this game is like no mans sky/star citizen
25%: 4:50
Classic Jerma. Hella nostalgia
This is the poor man's version of No Man's Sky
+Jackson DeCourcy sadly, I for one know that I'll never be able to run with what rig I have. therefore, this is my video gaming destiny when it concerns deep space exploration. ;_;
Turns out it's just regular man's version of No Man's Sky.
This man is right.
I love retrospect.
4:52 That sounded like the summoning of Satan or something.
I also want that as a hitsound for TF2. Just a short clip, not the whole thing.
Star Citizen: Wii U edition
*Some of the creatures were actually from Block Story.*
3:18 IT'S TIME TO
4:50
Dark Souls experience in a nutshell
This is a fucking fever dream.
Space Birds function very differently from normal birds. For example, instead of using their wings for flight, they flap their wings in order to manipulate the planet's gravity, which allows them to aimlessly and infinitely revolve.
No man's sky's final product was very different from what we've seen...
"I've always wanted to handshake an alien." --Jerma985 2015
4:52
*UUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
"We are happy to finally announce the release of Masterspace, which signifies the transition from early access to final release after a development time of more than three years."
Yes. Three years of GRUELING WORK, tirelessly refining the PERFECT planet-exploring experience
Xman49O "We hope it will have been worth the weight."
Is this the new starfield gameplay?
I've been watching Jerma all day. This new video is the icing on the cake.
The game changed to serious sam at 5:00 .
4:50 astronauts' first reaction when they reached the van allen belt, re-enacted
woa Starfield looks awsum
4:50 Such a lust for revenge! *Windows fucking .exe crash to desktop noise*
Why would an alien planet outside of the solar system have a girrafe, sheep, pig, and an elephant on them?
Don't forget the hydra. Can't forget the hydra.
invasive species
I love this video. I didn't want to weld that to the back of the spaceship. That is so unsafe.
OOF
_uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh_
My fav jerma video
6:30
THE SKYFOOGLE