For me, it's the very end, when the guy is like "Put it back in the holster!" It's like he's gently scolding us for breaking the devine laws in this sport of shooting other people. XD
But dancing dom was a prodigy, he defeated every challenger that opposed him with his distracting dance moves. Meanwhile disco diaper baby got mercy killed. Disco diaper baby is a horrible successor.
QUICKDRAW! FASTDRAW! It's a cowboy's world in the Wild West! Which one has the skills, to pay the bills? In this weeks episode installment of, FASTDRAW: SHOWDOWN! Only on the Nintendo Wii-hehe-hee!
Half of these fights just have the most ridiculous reasons for starting, or opening lines. Exhibit A: 0:23 - "Can I interest you in some life insurance?" 2:50 - "Hey. Have a nice day." 3:40 - "I don't like your look!"
All things considered, this is actually kinda accurate to what quick-draw gunfighting must have been like. Fun Fact: Some professional gunfighters could draw and fire their weapon at a target in a quarter of a second.
Crappy bargain bin Wii games are a dime-a-dozen. But Jerma985 is priceless. The game is absurd and hilarious and for that Fast Draw: Showdown deserves a spot on my list of the all-time best RUclips videos.
This is a port of an arcade game from the mid\late 90s. I'm sure this is the nostalgia talking but I think the bad acting and low quality make it endearing
BackInTheCountry I played this game in the arcades... He thinks this is tough try the real one. The holster was so hard to get the gun out it was nearly impossible. Most of you were not even alive back then.
Update: my entire fan fiction was deleted by my mom and I got in trouble by my school cos mommy said homoerotic stories on famous youtubers were not a "valid career" moms amirittee?
+g33k_ d4sh I remember we had one back in a local arcade, fairly big screen, singular revolver like gun holstered in the center in front of where you stood. It got seriously hard as hell and if you died once it was more coins and back to the beginning. It was probably my favorite game there and for as long as I went there when I was a kid I never beat it.
I remember this game being almost impossible on the Wii because when you point the Wii remote on the TV fast, it takes more time for the pointer to recognize the sensor bar than you have to shoot the bad guy. The only chance i had was to keep the Wii remote just outside the TV, but the slightest movement and i would lose because i didn't "keep the gun in the holster". I had the sensor bar on top of the TV, maybe it would be easier if I had it below the TV and pointing the Wii remote under it so it could see the sensor bar at all time?
i kinda wish there actually was a wild west show called fast draw: showdown because everytime i hear the intro that jerma gives at the start it sounds awesome and i really would have watched it
I beat Jerma dives into a garbage dump to find these awful games, but the garbage dump is actually 20 years old and hidden in a top secret Jerma facility.
QUICK DRAW! FAST DRAW! It’s a cowboy’s world in the Wild West! Which one has the skills, to pay the bills? In this week’s episode installment of: Fast Draw *gunshot* Showdown! Only on the Nintendo Wii!
I've noticed that people who take a more technical approach to games usually refer to their virtual avatar as an avatar. And people who take a less technical approach to games refer to their characters as themselves. Example: Etho says, "Get your dude away from me," whereas Bdoubleo100 said; "No, you get away from me." in some adventure map episode that they did together. But, I also remember Etho always saying get away from 'me' when fighting a mob. And Bdoubleo once saying in Terrafirmacraft, "Get away from my guy," when there was a horde of zombies attacking him.
It's these videos I need because of how confused scared and sad I am right now. My parents want me to do so much but no matter what I do they can't be pleased. I never hear anything nice when I get home and all I get is yelling and words that scare me. I feel alone and the only place I can go to is jerma and the tf2 community. I'm scared, alone and I feel like I'm not worth being here.
Jerma, I return from a bad day, I see you have uploaded a new video, so I watched it. I dont know if its something special with you. Every time you laugh, no matter how bad I feel, im gonna laugh aswell, thanks for being such an awesome youtuber. Thank you and have a great day!
"THEEEEY'RES A TAIIIIIIIIIIIIIME FOR LIVIN..."
"AND THERE'S A TAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME FOR DYIN'..."
Why does this crack me up so much..
+Jessica Schultz
"THAWUHZ MAI BEST HAHT!!!"
Gets me every time.
For me, it's the very end, when the guy is like "Put it back in the holster!" It's like he's gently scolding us for breaking the devine laws in this sport of shooting other people. XD
Soyamamaletchacomeoutnplaytoday EHEHEHEHEHE
"Ahnd yer tiame has quome"
*bang*
Ah just shaht mah lawyer
3:11
What I think he said:
_"Soyurmamalechacumoutnpleitoday HEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"_
Krispy Kris i shitted while laughing lmao
@@ereniko6114 Me too
So your mama Let you come out and play today
@@Occycat if you look closely it does say that
After 2 years he finally beat Dancing Dom.
Let's dance, amigo!
folou z
L E T S D A N C E A M I GO
Link?
@@Baba-li6hc he didnt play the game for 2 years straight he played it for this video and then on stream
"Let's dance, amigo!" dude for Jerma Rumble!
you mean dancing dom
Yaxion Disco Diaper is his spiritual successor.
But dancing dom was a prodigy, he defeated every challenger that opposed him with his distracting dance moves. Meanwhile disco diaper baby got mercy killed. Disco diaper baby is a horrible successor.
That horrible successor is your Jerma Rumble champion! Check yyourself before you start speaking blasphemy.
"Put it back in the holster" is what im gonna say if someone yells or just insults someone
FACK YOU!!
"Put it back in the holster~"
Cause shots fired
Can we get a "THAT WAS MY BEST HAT" hit sound for tf2?
When you take a crit, instead of the sound it’s this.
Dancing Dom for Jerma Rumble 4
Yes!
+TheUberMedic I 100% approve of both your name and pic my good friend (:
+Papa Shpee kden
"LE'S DANSSss AMEEEGOO" Dancing Dom is too OP
Dancing Dom 2 op Dev pls nerf
Dr. Dino "Dancing Dom removed; dance deemed too confusing for newer players"
Dancing Dom? More like Singing Sub
Damn, that intro was actually pretty damn legit sounding
Only on the Nintendo WII-HEE-HEE-Hee.
QUICKDRAW! FASTDRAW! It's a cowboy's world in the Wild West! Which one has the skills, to pay the bills? In this weeks episode installment of, FASTDRAW: SHOWDOWN! Only on the Nintendo Wii-hehe-hee!
Martin Johnson LOL
3:12
"So yo' mamma let you come out and play today HEHEHEHEHEH"
RIGHTLY Oh my gosh, I think you're right. SOMEONE GIVE THIS PERSON A MEDAL!
+Tavish DeGroot I thought that was obvious.
+ Nice name.
So you actually did understand what he said? xD lol
not trying to brag or anything but i thought it was quiet obvious
*LET'S DANCE, AMIGO*
*spins around slowly and then shoots*
4:59 new hitsound.
this
Sir Scrafty that
Let's Dance Amigo
Sir Scrafty Welcome to RUclips, how was reddit?
New square dance sound: "let's dance, amigo!"
Put it back in the holster Jerma.
Dancing Dom for Smash Bros.
Best taunt in the game.
Brb, making Dancing Dom mii fighter.
He'll be in the DLC pack with mewtwo
LETS DANCE AMIGO
***** Nice joke theft m8
Soyamamaletchacumoutandplaytday EHEHEHEEE
''Double shot Duke''
Couldn't you get the clue from that name alone, Jerma?!
*THAT WAS MY BEST HAT!*
No one ever expects the ol' dance n shoot
+Papa RyRy Rooty tooty dance n' shooty.
And not a single whiskey was passed that day.
I thought this was gonna be Fistful of Frags.
This is even better.
When I grow up, I wanna be a Quickdraw Fast McGraw.
1:21 god this guy is the best!
"I just shot my lawyer... its been pertty good day so far."
"Ah just shot mah lawyah... 's been a purty good day so far!"
*bang
"...aww"
*dead*
3:12
best
insult
and
laugh
EVER
ikr
He said "So your mamma let you come out and play today, HEHAHDHHA" am i the only one with ears?
+Simon Winther Wow,Now that I understand it,he's voice got totally diferent.
Yug Inavoviristêncio Yeah, it's not even that funny anymore.
Noble98 Ikr?
3:48 : TF2 players in a nutshell
Half of these fights just have the most ridiculous reasons for starting, or opening lines. Exhibit A:
0:23 - "Can I interest you in some life insurance?"
2:50 - "Hey. Have a nice day."
3:40 - "I don't like your look!"
Dancing Dom for next Jerma Rumble!
Yes, yes, yes! Please yes!
is the dancing guy saying LETS DANCE AMIIBO
"Let's dance, amigo". Amigo = Friend in spanish
"Let's dance amigo!"
He is saying "amigo" which means "friend" in Spanish.
WHY DONT YOU LET ME MAKE A JOKE PEOPLE D:
Smasherfan88 Because your joke is bad and you should feel bad.
All things considered, this is actually kinda accurate to what quick-draw gunfighting must have been like. Fun Fact: Some professional gunfighters could draw and fire their weapon at a target in a quarter of a second.
Fun Fact: John Wesley Hardin (A.K.A. the fastest gun in the west) killed a man for snoring.
Christian Llanas If i think its fun does it become a paradox?
Except in a real gun fight you don't draw your gun your opponent
Fun fact: The Old West was nothing like this. The murder rate in the "Wild" West was several times lower than what it is *today*.
Fun fact: all fun facts are made up on the spot
10/10 Like skyrim with cowboys.
7/10 too many cowboys-IGN
leroi 1/10 this joke is old - Me
leroi Cowboy dance is too confusing for new players, so it was removed.
LvLupXD And was replaced with ducks
10/10 like skyrim with "let's dance amigo" cowboy
AAHM GONNA CLEEAAN THIS TOWN UP
That was the best.
You could start by not dying in the middle of the street
Memiles1 _ Mopping Mike is one of my favorites.
ITS HIGH NOON.
Mcree would rule with dead eye
0.1 Target Time
It's 7 PM.
"You idiot!"
***** ???
Crappy bargain bin Wii games are a dime-a-dozen. But Jerma985 is priceless. The game is absurd and hilarious and for that Fast Draw: Showdown deserves a spot on my list of the all-time best RUclips videos.
"I don't like your look." *Draws gun and shoots* "THAT WAS MY BEST HAT!"
The new Call of Juarez is looking great!!
+That One Grand Pappy Guy Floof ;3
+Twix the Fox Boop. :3
That One Grand Pappy Guy
Yus
+Twix the Fox Hai.
That One Grand Pappy Guy
Hello! How're you today ;p
See you later space cowboy.
No you won't. He's dead now.
I don't think so, Larry.
Bang
your image!
LET'S DANCE, AMIGO!
What did the guy say? "So your momma les come out and play todee hiHEHUAHEHEHEHHAHAHAHA!"?
ikr
ser ye memma letgchidnsdi cosdn out n pley todahiahhehehhehe
lol
POPPY BRO
"So yo mother let'cha come out and play today heeheeheehee"
POPPY BRO "Obama" is what he said, right?
Westworld season 2 is looking great
3 years later, he finally beat that dancing guy.
I know that the Wii library was notoriously bad, but this is something else. How did anyone possibly think this was nearly worth publishing?
It has to be a port of an older game. I think. I hope.
This is a port of an arcade game from the mid\late 90s. I'm sure this is the nostalgia talking but I think the bad acting and low quality make it endearing
A physical copy of it wasn't actually made so eh..it's like saying why are there shitty simulators on steam.
BackInTheCountry I played this game in the arcades... He thinks this is tough try the real one. The holster was so hard to get the gun out it was nearly impossible. Most of you were not even alive back then.
Ah, that all makes sense. Thanks for explaining.
r.i.p best hat
Dancing Dom for Jerma Rumble 4!!!!
Update: my entire fan fiction was deleted by my mom and I got in trouble by my school cos mommy said homoerotic stories on famous youtubers were not a "valid career"
moms amirittee?
Mon dieu...
gg, mom.
No.
***** Nice name
Mewto Thanks, I made it myself.
I love the way that you can tell how much Jerma laughs because the cursor/crosshair goes mental
Of course he got 0.69 at the chick...
Iraklis Pazios dat observation
LET'S DANCEEEEEEEEE, AMIGO!!!!
A lot of these actors sound like they took lessons from jerma.
I remember this used to be my favourite video just by looking back at his video.
He's been mad at the wiimote for 6 years
Djerma Unchained, coming to a cinema near you.
I'd watch it
It's funny seeing the stream highlights from 3 years after this video and he reacts exactly the same way.
Where do you FIND these games?
$5 walmart bargain bin
Bargain bin
3:12 Translation:
"So your mama letcha come out 'n play today! [weird laugh]"
Put it back in the holster!
"This guys shitfaced, hell be easy." -jerma
*moans* -old guy
To anyone watching this for the first time in 2017: Jerma has finally defeated Dancing Dom.
WHEN AND WHERE AND WHERE CAN I SEE IT
3:11 gets me every fucking time
3:12 The translation is as follows
"Yoh mommoh Yitzi Kumomyngmu blay diday Eih HIE HIH HEIEEEIIIhhhh :u"
DAT WAS MY BEST HAT. GOTY
"I'M GOING TO CLEAN THIS DOWN UP."
I didn't know that acting could be so bad that it melted your soul and made it dribble out of your eye sockets. Now I know.
Why do I feel like this was a game from around the same era of Dragon's Lair that was ported to the wii in a day or two?
+g33k_ d4sh I remember we had one back in a local arcade, fairly big screen, singular revolver like gun holstered in the center in front of where you stood. It got seriously hard as hell and if you died once it was more coins and back to the beginning. It was probably my favorite game there and for as long as I went there when I was a kid I never beat it.
"Let's dance, amigo!"
~Dancing Dom
Oh I remember this game! It was at the bowling alley I played at, it had a lightgun that you had to put in the physical holster next to the machine.
We had the same game here. Wish we could have speed the game up and really have some fun. The hard level wasn't all that fast but still fun.
Gosh you playing this with your comedy is just pure gold please do more~ >w
I remember this game being almost impossible on the Wii because when you point the Wii remote on the TV fast, it takes more time for the pointer to recognize the sensor bar than you have to shoot the bad guy. The only chance i had was to keep the Wii remote just outside the TV, but the slightest movement and i would lose because i didn't "keep the gun in the holster". I had the sensor bar on top of the TV, maybe it would be easier if I had it below the TV and pointing the Wii remote under it so it could see the sensor bar at all time?
It seems that everyone but me had issues with the Wii.
1:30
I'm making that my ringtone
3:48 my ringtone
4:58 my official ringtone
LET'S DANCE, AMIGO!
wow this new red dead redemption dlc is amazing
Looks like somebody doesn't wanna grow up. He must be a Toys "R" Us kid.
He's streaming it right now.
I remember playing this game at the arcade at seaside, Oregon. It was hard as fuck but awesome.
i kinda wish there actually was a wild west show called fast draw: showdown because everytime i hear the intro that jerma gives at the start it sounds awesome and i really would have watched it
Let’s dance amigo
“I just shot my lawyer, it’s been a pretty good day so far!
4:46 new Sentry Gun sound
I beat Jerma dives into a garbage dump to find these awful games, but the garbage dump is actually 20 years old and hidden in a top secret Jerma facility.
I'm pretty sure Let's Dance Amigo is the great-great-great-grandfather of NXT Wrestler No Way Hose
That'd make a hell of an entrance at a Takeover show.
QUICK DRAW!
FAST DRAW!
It’s a cowboy’s world in the Wild West!
Which one has the skills, to pay the bills?
In this week’s episode installment of: Fast Draw *gunshot* Showdown! Only on the Nintendo Wii!
LETS DANCE AMIGO
They should call you Cackling Jerma985
Let's Dance Amigo for next Jerma Rumble
This was a pretty cool arcade game, it had a light gun that you actually had to keep in the holster until they drew first.
This is pretty much my neighborhood in a nutshell
I've noticed that people who take a more technical approach to games usually refer to their virtual avatar as an avatar. And people who take a less technical approach to games refer to their characters as themselves. Example: Etho says, "Get your dude away from me," whereas Bdoubleo100 said; "No, you get away from me." in some adventure map episode that they did together. But, I also remember Etho always saying get away from 'me' when fighting a mob. And Bdoubleo once saying in Terrafirmacraft, "Get away from my guy," when there was a horde of zombies attacking him.
2:07 "Slick Willy"
made a hitsound out of "THAT WAS MUH BEST HAT!"
It's these videos I need because of how confused scared and sad I am right now. My parents want me to do so much but no matter what I do they can't be pleased. I never hear anything nice when I get home and all I get is yelling and words that scare me. I feel alone and the only place I can go to is jerma and the tf2 community. I'm scared, alone and I feel like I'm not worth being here.
You are. Dont worry ;^;.
I'm sorry, dude. I hope things will get better soon. You'll always be welcome here.
Don't worry tf2 will always be here for us:)
haha thanks guys
Random red Pyro **cough**...Overwatch **cough**
this might be my favorite youtube arc jerma video
Wow those graphics sure look realistic
Aw man this was the funniest thing when I first saw this. And I last saw this:
When the RUclips Channel on Wii still existed.
Jerma, I return from a bad day, I see you have uploaded a new video, so I watched it. I dont know if its something special with you. Every time you laugh, no matter how bad I feel, im gonna laugh aswell, thanks for being such an awesome youtuber. Thank you and have a great day!
I REMEMBER THIS GAME!
This was huge for me sooo many years ago...
1:25 the sound he makes
oauh! 😩
"Put it back in the holster!"
You ever heard of an outlaw, son? Outlaws don't play fair.
2:15 Cracks me up every fucking time
Dancing Dom for the next Jerma Rumble
ONLY ON THE NINTENDO WII-HEHEHE!!
YOU MISSED THAT ONE
5:10
Round 6
Took 0.66 seconds for 2nd person
iloomarty confarmed
It's like Fistful of frags was made with a $10 budget...