Judge Jerma - I am The Law!

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

Комментарии • 939

  • @JustAnAccountx
    @JustAnAccountx 11 лет назад +2678

    10 years.
    10 years.
    Life sentence.
    10 years.

    • @Cteklite
      @Cteklite 9 лет назад +86

      JustAnAccountx The American justice system in a nutshell huehuehueh

    • @Ashboy-iw3gh
      @Ashboy-iw3gh 8 лет назад +43

      wait what? 10 years for protesting?

    • @glass_currency
      @glass_currency 8 лет назад +39

      Racism

    • @reecewouters1445
      @reecewouters1445 7 лет назад +93

      Y O U R E G O I N G A W A Y F O R K E E P S

    • @wilmadickfitte
      @wilmadickfitte 7 лет назад +2

      spel ies hared

  • @CesarTheKingVA
    @CesarTheKingVA 9 лет назад +963

    I love how the charge for that female beyeah was "obstruction". Not "obstruction of justice", just "obstruction".

  • @CurtisAlfeld
    @CurtisAlfeld 9 лет назад +671

    This game is wonderful. You can arrest people for owning hamsters and goldfish without licenses.

    • @petem8494
      @petem8494 8 лет назад +3

      wh-
      what

    • @undead923
      @undead923 8 лет назад +144

      +Legacy 107 failed to respond
      10 YEARS LAWBREAKER

    • @clyax113
      @clyax113 8 лет назад +23

      Why do I feel like my State would actually do that?

    • @tacoberry1430
      @tacoberry1430 7 лет назад +1

      what state are you talking about?

    • @imtheman84
      @imtheman84 6 лет назад +15

      Just like in the UK

  • @michaelthewither
    @michaelthewither 8 лет назад +642

    The game said the female byeah got arrested for "obstruction"

    • @NJpizza
      @NJpizza 8 лет назад +115

      3 MONTHS FOR OBSTRUCTION, thats enough for a diet i guess

    • @michaelthewither
      @michaelthewither 8 лет назад +34

      NJ pizza rekted

    • @Retzerr41
      @Retzerr41 6 лет назад

      you were 2 years late to that joke weeb

  • @vissova
    @vissova 8 лет назад +416

    I love imagining Judge Dredd himself pausing and going "Oh! Dude! That ricochet! That was awesome! Did anyone else see that?" completely out of character.

  • @MetalSocks
    @MetalSocks 11 лет назад +193

    I arrested a guy in this game for six months for owning an illegal goldfish.
    Yeah it's GOTY 10/10 material.

    • @schnnellbell3310
      @schnnellbell3310 2 года назад

      Cap

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry Год назад +3

      @@schnnellbell3310 Code 10: Section 14: Possession of a goldfish without a license (1 month)

    • @thechunkmaster8794
      @thechunkmaster8794 18 дней назад

      Considering what happened with Judge Cal, that makes sense.

  • @nukenfries9403
    @nukenfries9403 3 года назад +186

    Man I remember when I used to watch these Jerma videos a long time ago and did not know any English whatsoever, just enjoyed watching him laugh

    • @brontebell7748
      @brontebell7748 2 года назад +22

      this is the most wholesome comment I’ve ever read. Thank you for making my day

    • @rawmaw
      @rawmaw 2 года назад +9

      I just begun watching Jerma last year, but yeah.
      I used to watch PewDiePie when he made those Amnesia videos, and I didn't understand a single word of English. I learnt the majority of my basic English due to him, lol

    • @generaldimon9548
      @generaldimon9548 2 года назад +2

      @@rawmaw wow, same!

    • @lnteIIigence
      @lnteIIigence 2 года назад +1

      Congratulations.

  • @adamdevyt
    @adamdevyt 10 лет назад +361

    TEN YEARS, LAWBREAKER

    • @TheCluelessYoutuber
      @TheCluelessYoutuber 10 лет назад +7

      I'm innocent!

    • @BonziBUDDY
      @BonziBUDDY 10 лет назад +12

      YOU'RE GOING AWAY FOR KEEPS.

    • @TheCluelessYoutuber
      @TheCluelessYoutuber 10 лет назад +2

      *kills self*
      *gets resurrected*
      Well, that was fast.

    • @deady4321
      @deady4321 10 лет назад +1

      Okay, but im just gonna take this shotgun... and this chainsaw... and this army of zombies.

    • @TheCluelessYoutuber
      @TheCluelessYoutuber 10 лет назад +1

      ***** that's nice

  • @user-zg4gx9zq9b
    @user-zg4gx9zq9b 9 лет назад +449

    Boinging in Public is a serious offense.

  • @SalaComMander
    @SalaComMander 11 лет назад +133

    6:00
    The most epic headshot of all time

  • @funkyfish8909
    @funkyfish8909 9 лет назад +577

    Oh my god! She's a living deviant art picture...

  • @ImmovableObject1000
    @ImmovableObject1000 9 лет назад +463

    Rioting and Protesting = 10 years imprisonment.
    Protesting and "Boinging in Public" = Life imprisonment

    • @maximilianwonschik1304
      @maximilianwonschik1304 8 лет назад +9

      ImmovableObject1000 seems preetu much like america to me

    • @Arallos
      @Arallos 4 года назад +8

      Does anyone know what the hell "boinging" is?

    • @kedarunzi9139
      @kedarunzi9139 4 года назад +1

      @@Arallos no idea

    • @BigBoy257
      @BigBoy257 3 года назад +9

      @@Arallos Boings are something from the Judge Dredd universe, but idk the details

    • @daeganlunsfordofficial
      @daeganlunsfordofficial 2 года назад +17

      Protesting and Zerking in Public

  • @VertigoAway
    @VertigoAway 11 лет назад +1400

    *You're goin' away for 10 years for expressing your opinion, law breaker...*

    • @Sercil00
      @Sercil00 11 лет назад +208

      Except for you. You get life. Don't question it! I am the LAW! You didn't even have a sign!

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 11 лет назад +157

      Sercil00
      Thats why he got life, He didn't even have the decency to protest right.

    • @VertigoAway
      @VertigoAway 11 лет назад +50

      If you look at it, it say's they're RIOTING. Since when is peacefully yelling at a PD rioting? Does that make the protest in Ukraine as equal as Muhatmat Ghandi's protest?

    • @gayflower900
      @gayflower900 11 лет назад +76

      tanith117
      Sentence: 10 Years
      Charges: Section 2: Rioting
      Sentence: Life
      Charges: Section 1: Boinging in public
      wat

    • @BlackINKim
      @BlackINKim 10 лет назад +64

      Well, it's Judge Dredd, it's kinda the whole point of the comics

  • @SeriousPeopleStudios
    @SeriousPeopleStudios 11 лет назад +115

    3:56 Don't feel bad, Jerma. It was a mercy killing.
    Although he had it coming anyway. I mean, hasn't ANYBODY in video games ever heard of "Stop, Drop and Roll"?

    • @TheSpyCrap
      @TheSpyCrap 11 лет назад +32

      It was a mercy killing, he lived in a camper van

  • @dovasandvichtoogoodforalas805
    @dovasandvichtoogoodforalas805 10 лет назад +32

    Moral of the story,
    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT LET HIM BECOME A COP

  • @TheSweetestCurse
    @TheSweetestCurse 9 лет назад +50

    ...and that's how judge fire was born

    • @midoriyee
      @midoriyee 9 лет назад +5

      You could say he is FIRED! XD

  • @SlamTF2
    @SlamTF2 11 лет назад +134

    "Protesting meeee? TEN THOUSAND YEARS DUNGEEEEEEEOOOOONNNNNN!!!"

    • @ReaperRelic
      @ReaperRelic 11 лет назад +26

      UNACCEPTABLLLLLEE!

    • @personamithulu
      @personamithulu 6 лет назад +1

      One MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!

    • @P3t3rPizzarelli
      @P3t3rPizzarelli 5 лет назад +1

      Rachel Swank fuck what is that reference from? I’m racking my brain trying to think of it

    • @theronmiller6584
      @theronmiller6584 5 лет назад +1

      @@P3t3rPizzarelli adventure time

  • @CaptainTak
    @CaptainTak 10 месяцев назад +6

    those protesters are finally released, well except the one guy doing life that is.

  • @ParrryHottter
    @ParrryHottter 11 лет назад +51

    2:00 = typical walmart shopper

  • @ThePenguinForge
    @ThePenguinForge 11 лет назад +63

    1:35
    Charges: Boinging in public
    Sentence: Life

    • @ben2-5-1
      @ben2-5-1 11 лет назад +1

      XD

    • @TheTedder
      @TheTedder 11 лет назад +14

      *****
      boinging is using female byeahs as trampolines against their will. apparently, it is highly illegal yet extremely hilarious. the guy jerma arrested in the video was a notorious boinger whom they hadn't been able to catch until recently, when they caught him protesting.

    • @elgatochurro
      @elgatochurro 6 лет назад

      LakituGames what the fuck...

  • @sky.mp4
    @sky.mp4 8 лет назад +104

    Life sentence for boinging in public.

    • @mariic2
      @mariic2 8 лет назад

      If anything, he would be put away for 21 years at most.

  • @EveHawthorne
    @EveHawthorne 11 лет назад +35

    I really hope I'm not the only one who sees a Jerma video in their subbox and then immediately starts grinning like a fool

    • @pinkaminadianepie4081
      @pinkaminadianepie4081 11 лет назад

      Nope.

    • @bewaryofbug
      @bewaryofbug 11 лет назад +1

      Pinkamina Diane Pie Like your avatars, I presume?

    • @EveHawthorne
      @EveHawthorne 11 лет назад +1

      ScootaLunaRecon Not exactly like that kind of grin. I have no desire to kill and then eat Jerma :l

    • @pinkaminadianepie4081
      @pinkaminadianepie4081 11 лет назад

      ScootaLunaRecon No not like that.

    • @SturkGaming
      @SturkGaming 11 лет назад

      This sums up my life.

  • @TheMattShea
    @TheMattShea 11 лет назад +317

    This game looks hilarious! I'll add it to the list of games Jerma played that I must now also play. lol

    • @mourningpluto9185
      @mourningpluto9185 11 лет назад +85

      ok

    • @mochiJP
      @mochiJP 11 лет назад +51

      MourningPluto
      That reply was absolutely necessary

    • @TheMattShea
      @TheMattShea 11 лет назад +52

      ToxicImperialism ok

    • @mfmous
      @mfmous 11 лет назад +4

      you gotta,

    • @NiiRubra
      @NiiRubra 11 лет назад +1

      It's pretty bad, be warned.

  • @PurpleLightning6was9
    @PurpleLightning6was9 10 лет назад +19

    God, your videos make me laugh more than any other youtuber out there.

    • @ColaNerd10
      @ColaNerd10 10 лет назад

      That's sad.

    • @PurpleLightning6was9
      @PurpleLightning6was9 10 лет назад +16

      ColaNerd10 Says the RC "Cola Nerd" who recently watched a video called "The Top 10 Notorious Hate Groups" but yeah, what I like is sad.

    • @ColaNerd10
      @ColaNerd10 10 лет назад

      PurpleLightning6was9 Wait, how do you know that?

    • @ColaNerd10
      @ColaNerd10 10 лет назад

      PurpleLightning6was9 Also, I said that was sad because I think there are funnier RUclipsrs out there. But it is your opinion so that's fine. I find Jerma and Star fumny, but they are not my favorites.

    • @PurpleLightning6was9
      @PurpleLightning6was9 10 лет назад +9

      ColaNerd10 It's probably because I'm from the same area as them so I understand their humor and subtle references.

  • @RoyRogerer
    @RoyRogerer 11 лет назад +69

    To be honest, this game doesn't look that bad

  • @DJDelta0
    @DJDelta0 11 лет назад +46

    3:21 STOP DROP AND ROLL!!!

  • @FabledMajesticTurkey
    @FabledMajesticTurkey 11 лет назад +43

    3 months for missing out on the meeting of the byeahs

  • @MoarCrossovers
    @MoarCrossovers 11 лет назад +26

    Judge Jerma-judge,jury and executioner.
    All Byeahs beware fall 2014!

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll 4 года назад +41

    "wHy Is He GoInG aWaY fOr LiFe?"
    The game LITERALLY shows you all his offenses

    • @Hastur_Carcosa
      @Hastur_Carcosa 4 года назад +12

      Yeah, clearly the bastard was boinging in public.

    • @arizenation3188
      @arizenation3188 3 года назад +7

      @@Hastur_Carcosa boinging in this universe is using the product boing, it is recreational and fun but you could easily kill people if you do it outdoors.

  • @SparkyDaHedgehog
    @SparkyDaHedgehog 11 лет назад +20

    In the future, being fat without a license lands you 3 months in prison. Who could of seen that one coming, huh?

  • @Nirvashicus
    @Nirvashicus 11 лет назад +25

    I bought this game after I saw this, and I love it.

  • @axiom6031
    @axiom6031 8 лет назад +29

    *YOU BETRAYED THE LAW!*

    • @TheAnseup
      @TheAnseup 8 лет назад +3

      LAAAAAAAAAAW

    • @alexeverett308
      @alexeverett308 8 лет назад +3

      Reaper I didn't betray the law! I AM THE LAW!

  • @nintendomario007
    @nintendomario007 11 лет назад +43

    I dare Jerma to do a play-through of the whole game.

    • @HeyLook287
      @HeyLook287 11 лет назад +7

      Jerma isnt a LP channel, its a gameplay.

    • @nintendomario007
      @nintendomario007 11 лет назад +22

      I know, but it would be funny just to see him do it.

    • @wildwoodygaming1999
      @wildwoodygaming1999 10 лет назад

      A little late but he has done LPs before

  • @papayer
    @papayer 7 лет назад +7

    I love the absolute irony of getting murdered by the same guy who teaches you what health points are

  • @Novestador
    @Novestador 11 лет назад +59

    YOU BETRAYED THE LAW JERMA.

  • @Municak99
    @Municak99 11 месяцев назад +8

    Those protesters will finally be getting released today, hope they dont reoffend!

  • @KetsaKunta
    @KetsaKunta 8 лет назад +13

    Its like postal but they decided dredd was a good setting? with vampires...

  • @diet_dr.demoncore
    @diet_dr.demoncore 11 лет назад +6

    Judge, Jerma and Executioner

  • @Astr0_racc
    @Astr0_racc 11 лет назад +6

    5:26 look at that Medic. Such SWAG.

  • @PaytonTate
    @PaytonTate 8 лет назад +82

    If there were ever a city that needed Bohemian Rhapsody...

  • @yukiwada9635
    @yukiwada9635 11 лет назад +139

    Is this half life 3?

    • @lamehomer
      @lamehomer 5 лет назад

      This is postal 2

    • @qwert__2439
      @qwert__2439 5 лет назад

      Nah it be the new halo

    • @Alazshit
      @Alazshit 4 года назад

      Postal but you are a cop

    • @thatfunkyduck
      @thatfunkyduck 4 года назад

      Fallout 4 according to the description

  • @Schenkel101
    @Schenkel101 11 лет назад +10

    4:15 I could've sworn I heard a pyro's flamethrower

  • @ThePenguinForge
    @ThePenguinForge 11 лет назад +6

    2:25 You charged her with obstruction. lol

  • @strayontheshore
    @strayontheshore 11 лет назад +13

    JERMA IS JUSTICE!

  • @OperationEpicurus
    @OperationEpicurus 11 лет назад +7

    Played this in my childhood, fun times indeed

  • @bndawg2973
    @bndawg2973 9 лет назад +6

    That guy who went away for life for Boinging. XD 1:34

  • @PaggigaloArchive
    @PaggigaloArchive 11 лет назад +8

    That Lady Byeah was mighty tempting.

  • @samsoninnes9943
    @samsoninnes9943 8 лет назад +16

    You should know, the penalty for assaulting a judge is death

  • @Twigspeaker
    @Twigspeaker 11 лет назад +2

    Jail won't hold Kool-Aid Woman for three months, she'll just OH YEAH outta there.

  • @rodrikofharlaw6848
    @rodrikofharlaw6848 4 года назад +16

    Jerma shooting that burning judge reminded me that my shop teacher had this story that his shop teacher had a student who got burning gas or oil sprayed all over him and he was on fire running around so the shop teacher had to just deck him in the face to keep him from burning the other students alive.

  • @mahari893
    @mahari893 9 лет назад +19

    Ferguson Simulator 2016

    • @ElPINGAS9000
      @ElPINGAS9000 9 лет назад +1

      Anthony scarano the ability to reach for an officers weapon from 35 feet away is a powerful one.

    • @jamesmcglynn7718
      @jamesmcglynn7718 9 лет назад +3

      +Jorge Swahili There were powder marks on his hand. He was almost touching the gun. Definitely closer than 35 feet.

  • @qaaris4280
    @qaaris4280 10 лет назад +7

    Best fucking game ever. I had it for the Nintendo GameCube, and I could NOT stop playing it.

    • @qaaris4280
      @qaaris4280 10 лет назад +1

      Oh yeah. Something useful. When playing the Block War near the end, if you use the Lawbreaker Mark III, it explodes in your hand because you're not a Judge.

  • @linusmeningitis2031
    @linusmeningitis2031 2 года назад +2

    I can't ever escape Jerma, not even when im trying to listen to some anthrax

  • @laziezt4973
    @laziezt4973 Год назад +3

    Those protesters will be getting out of prison soon

  • @MrHacros
    @MrHacros 2 года назад +2

    Ten Years!

  • @blueokapi8841
    @blueokapi8841 11 лет назад +4

    I love how Jerma manages to make almost every game he plays into an "oh this game is silly"

  • @JaneSable
    @JaneSable 9 лет назад +3

    1:34
    Boinging in public is a serious crime I hope you know, Jerma.

  • @turtle_food8774
    @turtle_food8774 2 года назад +7

    1:20 POV: You are russian police in 2022

  • @PinkFloydBootlegs
    @PinkFloydBootlegs 9 лет назад +1

    10 years law breaker!

  • @baconlabs
    @baconlabs 8 лет назад +5

    You know what? Fine. Let's do another Jerma Marathon!

  • @demetric8463
    @demetric8463 2 года назад +2

    Been watching jerma since u was 13. Never gets old

  • @keno6307
    @keno6307 10 лет назад +6

    Jerma suddenly gets a Brooklyn accent at 5:11

  • @carsondoesstuff3487
    @carsondoesstuff3487 11 лет назад +16

    I remember loving this game when I was in middle school.
    It has not aged well...

    • @Dash123456789Brawl
      @Dash123456789Brawl 11 лет назад +7

      This actually looks pretty good to me! I think it's something I'd like to play if I ever get a chance.

    • @carsondoesstuff3487
      @carsondoesstuff3487 11 лет назад +3

      Dash123456789Brawl It's still a lot of fun but it's incredibly dated hahaha

  • @MiseryDuke69
    @MiseryDuke69 11 лет назад +5

    I played through this game all the way... Mainly because i love Dredd and i will say this game to me is a rare gem that i know i like alot

  • @LzqxPC
    @LzqxPC 11 лет назад +1

    I remember playing this on the game cube fun times on multiplayer.

  • @r3vxrd
    @r3vxrd 11 лет назад +10

    I *AM* THE LAW!

  • @VailedAxel5656
    @VailedAxel5656 11 лет назад +7

    10 years!

  • @JakeIGuess
    @JakeIGuess 11 лет назад +4

    I still have this game. Fun stuff.

  • @GuilhermeRossi11
    @GuilhermeRossi11 4 года назад +1

    still watching this masterpiece

  • @StreetLightPony
    @StreetLightPony 11 лет назад +47

    Glory to Arstotzka.

    • @SmaltTV
      @SmaltTV 11 лет назад +2

      Indeed.

  • @JamesPolymer
    @JamesPolymer 11 лет назад +1

    Lol at the billboard at 1:00 - "Drink it...It's all you're gonna get!"

  • @Mr_Spaghetti
    @Mr_Spaghetti 5 лет назад +3

    3:10 ACAB even applies to Jerma 😭

  • @Decay-3-1
    @Decay-3-1 2 года назад +1

    the first appearance of the byeah queen

  • @TheWiseGinger22
    @TheWiseGinger22 2 года назад +3

    Why does Jerma sound like Scout from TF2 in this so much to me

  • @550MustangGT
    @550MustangGT 6 лет назад +1

    10 years .

  • @therussianmafia9151
    @therussianmafia9151 11 лет назад +9

    The lady with the 'oh yeah' sweater is Kim Kardashian at 19.....

  • @notimetoexplain8063
    @notimetoexplain8063 4 года назад +1

    and for the epic crossover from dunkey....ehem
    “come back in 10 years”

  • @michaelhayes1609
    @michaelhayes1609 8 лет назад +7

    Look at me I'm all skin and bones!

    • @Joona1410
      @Joona1410 8 лет назад +12

      10 YEARS, LAWBREAKER.

  • @FluffySenpai420
    @FluffySenpai420 5 лет назад +1

    6:03 the shot of a lifetime

  • @RaymondTsang1
    @RaymondTsang1 10 лет назад +16

    TEHHN YEERS

  • @stevenlamb4132
    @stevenlamb4132 11 лет назад +1

    i never get tired of jerma videos

  • @SpyCrabsUnite
    @SpyCrabsUnite 10 лет назад +14

    4:14 you can't tell me that doesn't sound a little bit like the back burner.

    • @taniaberg1680
      @taniaberg1680 9 лет назад

      Mr.Spycrab Inducing Disguise Kit It totally does. xD

    • @Mayhem1131
      @Mayhem1131 9 лет назад

      Moe Lester No....no it doesn't, please tell me how that sounds like a backburner o_O

    • @taniaberg1680
      @taniaberg1680 9 лет назад +1

      Mayhem1131 You're n idiot.

    • @Mayhem1131
      @Mayhem1131 9 лет назад

      Moe Lester Wow bro take it easy just said it didn't no need to suck at spelling ;)

    • @taniaberg1680
      @taniaberg1680 9 лет назад +1

      Mayhem1131"didn't no need to suck at spelling"

  • @doozy5184
    @doozy5184 3 года назад +2

    This game is used to train judges, it's a good thing that most of them stay in court.

  • @SegaMario
    @SegaMario 11 лет назад +24

    It looks like a Goldsrc engine game.

    • @lychy645
      @lychy645 3 года назад

      Looks a lot better actually

  • @wizardkot2052
    @wizardkot2052 8 лет назад +1

    I remember you can arrest people for owning a goldfish without a license in this game.

  • @timpedra
    @timpedra 5 лет назад +7

    "Game: Fallout 4"
    Preston Garvey sure looks different.

  • @royalflushzone8748
    @royalflushzone8748 11 лет назад

    I love seeing jeram's new vids makes my day so much better

  • @zeuberstriker
    @zeuberstriker 11 лет назад +13

    jerma do us all a BYEEEAAAHH and play postal one or two or hell maybe even BYEEAAAHHH

  • @NotRemmyCormo
    @NotRemmyCormo Год назад +2

    I know nothing about Judge Dredd but this looks like a game I want to play. Ahh, retro graphics.

  • @wikwayer
    @wikwayer 11 лет назад +8

    gaben mom spoted

  • @delroku
    @delroku 5 лет назад +2

    This game was fucking amazing, shame it was so short.

  • @kentuckyfriedclegane1088
    @kentuckyfriedclegane1088 8 лет назад +10

    for some odd reason this reminds me of postal

  • @zootymczoot9134
    @zootymczoot9134 5 лет назад +2

    Scout plays Judge Dredd

  • @Bshue123
    @Bshue123 11 лет назад +5

    Boinging in public, that's life in prison.

  • @gamergaming1955
    @gamergaming1955 Год назад +1

    I miss these days

  • @lilyliao9521
    @lilyliao9521 3 года назад +4

    1:00 very accurate of current day

    • @Tossipa
      @Tossipa 2 года назад +1

      Russia in present day.

  • @SkelApe
    @SkelApe 11 лет назад

    This is one of my favourite Jerma videos. 10 years, 10 years

  • @hobo-acolyte4108
    @hobo-acolyte4108 8 лет назад +5

    that scout accent.

    • @MothDax
      @MothDax 8 лет назад +23

      BIG MISTAKE YOUR GOING AWAY FOR 10 YEARS

  • @paladin7289
    @paladin7289 11 лет назад +1

    These judges are even harder than the Oblivion Imperial Guards.
    But I've noticed they're just as stupid too.

    • @SmaltTV
      @SmaltTV 11 лет назад

      That Elder Scrolls joke made me smile,I salute you sir.

  • @Thoughtful.
    @Thoughtful. 7 лет назад +4

    This game has more gameplay than some AAA 2017 games, sadly.