How To Take The Best Poop, According To Science

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @mcninjafull
    @mcninjafull 4 года назад +3964

    Everybody gangsta until you on the toilet with a stomach ache, knowing that a massive one is gonna come out, but it takes like 30 minutes before it does

    • @adhominematitsfinest
      @adhominematitsfinest 4 года назад +108

      i'm in that situation rn. Sh*t! Literally bruh momento

    • @djangounchained9387
      @djangounchained9387 4 года назад +65

      I used to have that problem back in the day, means you are not eating enough fiber

    • @davidlegkodukh6969
      @davidlegkodukh6969 4 года назад +58

      @@djangounchained9387 Or maybe too much McDonald's 🤣👍

    • @galumptiouspotato9989
      @galumptiouspotato9989 4 года назад +2

      Lol me rn

    • @saltykingkrab1472
      @saltykingkrab1472 4 года назад +46

      Everybody gangster until your stomach hurts so much so you strip butt ass naked and just sit there and wait

  • @peso457
    @peso457 4 года назад +1891

    "Mooing like a cow can help you poop."
    What type of strange fetish is this?

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 4 года назад +63

      I can't just moo while doimg the number 2 now can I

    • @tashlove4all
      @tashlove4all 4 года назад +59

      Mooing also helps a pregnant woman during child birth.

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 4 года назад +117

      @@tashlove4all I didn't want to imagine a prenant woman on the emergency room mooing as the baby's head pokes out, thanks for putting that on my mind

    • @apollosjesu
      @apollosjesu 4 года назад +24

      @@spongebobsquarepants8403 would love to see that

    • @asteticgirl3811
      @asteticgirl3811 4 года назад +25

      @@apollosjesu wtf lol

  • @tyagapriyananda3297
    @tyagapriyananda3297 3 года назад +2371

    Type 1 is like a war, after you complete it you will celebrate after it

    • @ziadt4264
      @ziadt4264 3 года назад +63

      I watched this cuz I've taken about 5 dumps today and it isn't even the afternoon yet

    • @ziadt4264
      @ziadt4264 3 года назад +61

      @Living Once. I'm currently in day 6 of this horror, the situation has worsened, we've lost some good men in this war and our Frontline defense is no longer existent, i dont know how much longer we can take, our remaining soldiers are weak tired wounded and hungry, send help!

    • @tyagapriyananda3297
      @tyagapriyananda3297 3 года назад +25

      @@ziadt4264 what a war You've going through there mate

    • @ziadt4264
      @ziadt4264 3 года назад +32

      @@tyagapriyananda3297 today has been easy, but lasagna has entered the system, i fear for what awaits me tomorrow 4am 6am 8am 8:01am 9am 10am u get the point, it never ends

    • @ziadt4264
      @ziadt4264 3 года назад +50

      @@tyagapriyananda3297 update, the shits have gone, we won the battle

  • @Sassy.shahid
    @Sassy.shahid 3 года назад +1137

    But after that "too hard" poop finally comes out
    It feels like heaven

  • @YuBeace
    @YuBeace 3 года назад +212

    You’re all talking about victory after finally releasing a Type 1. All I can think about is “God, there’s probably still some left in there for later.”

  • @mxe4151
    @mxe4151 4 года назад +572

    Every decision I have made in my life led me to a place where I'm being told the way I poop has been a lie all my life.

    • @mxe4151
      @mxe4151 4 года назад +2

      @Dwan Sangma Yeah I have that thing

    • @mahid9594
      @mahid9594 4 года назад

      @@JustKelvin Shutup.

  • @apexraider2870
    @apexraider2870 4 года назад +808

    I once fainted trying to push a big one. When I woke up a few seconds later the poop was halfway through.

  • @OPJuiceBox
    @OPJuiceBox 4 года назад +2147

    Just imagine at 3am.. you hear a family member just mooing lmao

  • @aureila5066
    @aureila5066 3 года назад +154

    I’ve been a type 2 all my life diagnosed with EXTREME constipation to the point where I was crying and screaming because of how much pain I was in, and these were all tips from my doctor which worked!

    • @calvados7754
      @calvados7754 2 года назад +10

      @Jack Shite wth dude 8L are wayy to deadly
      No more than 2.5L a day

    • @evernevers5390
      @evernevers5390 2 года назад

      @Jack Shite lmao you're trying to kill people

    • @spicycheeto3345
      @spicycheeto3345 2 года назад +3

      i wasn’t diagnosed, but i was at that point i was turning pale and about to faint that’s how bad i was to and i started to throw up so i went to the er and they said i had major constipation! but the thing is i took a good poop before that happened 🤷‍♀️🥲🤷‍♀️

    • @unknownwolf4046
      @unknownwolf4046 2 года назад +1

      @Johnny Longshlong that could been what wrong with me not enough fiber

    • @drx5226
      @drx5226 Год назад +1

      I had constipation. I read your comment and laughed so hard I finally pooped

  • @nirmalsays
    @nirmalsays 3 года назад +669

    Everyone : "Love is the best feeling in the world."
    Science Insider : "Nothing's better than a good poop 💩 "

  • @spekky6248
    @spekky6248 4 года назад +3915

    People in 1950 : We will have flying cars in 2020
    2020 : How to take a poop 💩

    • @localweeb9098
      @localweeb9098 3 года назад +23

      RELATABLE X,D

    • @bunta69
      @bunta69 3 года назад +56

      We are evolving to flying poop

    • @ijlalmuhammed8166
      @ijlalmuhammed8166 3 года назад +25

      I mean how to take it is helpful,
      Try holding it for 5 days and you will definitely respect the process

    • @godmodecr7
      @godmodecr7 3 года назад +2

      We can make that with clay

    • @kariluruiz-duran3095
      @kariluruiz-duran3095 3 года назад +2

      Lol

  • @FingeringThings
    @FingeringThings 4 года назад +5305

    The greatest feeling in the world is the moment after taking a huge dump

    • @willieboi6115
      @willieboi6115 4 года назад +146

      BRUH I SWEAR THIS IS SUPER DUPER SUPER DUPER SUPER DUPER SUPER DUPER SUPER DUPER SUPER DUPER SUPER DUPER TRUE!!!

    • @solidname9085
      @solidname9085 4 года назад +109

      It feels like god...🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️

    • @nerdymaple2637
      @nerdymaple2637 4 года назад +22

      I'm surprised to see you here. I love your channel. I especially liked the maple syrup video. Keep up the great work!

    • @fancybear5038
      @fancybear5038 4 года назад +11

      nooooooooooooooooo my damn stomach hurts when i make diarrhea

    • @jmsalcedooo
      @jmsalcedooo 4 года назад +46

      huge dump? I barely can't even walk right and my ass felt like burning 🥵

  • @lens_hunter
    @lens_hunter 4 года назад +529

    I've had some poops that legit hurt me. Like, full on pushing for 30 seconds begging for death. Maybe three or four times in my life.

    • @pavelow235
      @pavelow235 4 года назад +22

      See an internist.

    • @Craneman4100w
      @Craneman4100w 4 года назад +29

      Ease off on the nothing but pizza diet.

    • @stijn4771
      @stijn4771 4 года назад +44

      Those are one of life's hardest challenges

    • @asmiroy2926
      @asmiroy2926 4 года назад +26

      We all understand because we have experienced that in our life after last nights spicy dinner 🍲🔥

    • @jeremy-ws1rb
      @jeremy-ws1rb 4 года назад +9

      Shit while squatting

  • @deni1998.
    @deni1998. 3 года назад +44

    Drink water. Eat fiber. Seat correctly. Do exercises. Don’t stay in a static position for too long.

  • @sushigoose_
    @sushigoose_ 3 года назад +47

    My mum is really strict about drinking water, eating fruit and getting enough fiber because she had the pleasure of dealing with a severely constipated 8 year old while traveling around Australia

  • @ジャスミン-f2l
    @ジャスミン-f2l 3 года назад +224

    YALL SQUATING WORKS IVE BEEN CONSTPATED FOR DAYS AND IT ALL FELL OUT OML TY TY I DONT LOOK PREGNANT ANYMORE I LOVE YOU

    • @Ayesha______
      @Ayesha______ 3 года назад +8

      ahahaha, welcome to being brown

    • @sexy_kuroo5372
      @sexy_kuroo5372 3 года назад +3

      @@Ayesha______ uhhhm

    • @Ayesha______
      @Ayesha______ 3 года назад +5

      @@sexy_kuroo5372 search up indian toilets' which require you to sit down, if you don't know.

    • @notamerican.4617
      @notamerican.4617 3 года назад +8

      I always used a squatting toilet and when I needed to stay somewhere for 4 days there was a western toilet. After comming home that was the best dump I've ever taken. How do they even survive with a sitting toilet?

    • @the.annethology
      @the.annethology 3 года назад +4

      Did you eat enough fiber tho?

  • @solidname9085
    @solidname9085 4 года назад +797

    Hope my poop will understand this science .

    • @f_iry6102
      @f_iry6102 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @howardty2733
      @howardty2733 4 года назад +1

      It doesn't even have a brain

    • @iliketocopycomments7393
      @iliketocopycomments7393 4 года назад +3

      @@howardty2733 nah frl

    • @howardty2733
      @howardty2733 4 года назад

      @@iliketocopycomments7393 ok whats 45533344366X5X4X867X4544-133

    • @jitt9264
      @jitt9264 3 года назад +3

      @@howardty2733 he is joking dumbass

  • @justinlee7731
    @justinlee7731 4 года назад +1216

    Parents walk in.
    Me: It's for science I swear.

    • @asteticgirl3811
      @asteticgirl3811 4 года назад +33

      Based on a true story for me 😭🤣🔫

    • @localweeb9098
      @localweeb9098 3 года назад +8

      HAAH-

    • @rowanatkinsonn
      @rowanatkinsonn 3 года назад +2

      M000000 nHAHAHAH

    • @hellomiami
      @hellomiami 3 года назад +1

      Omggg same

    • @mack5346
      @mack5346 3 года назад +1

      Tell them: "Your r3tards created this biological jail for me. Get with the program!"

  • @janjanik5701
    @janjanik5701 3 года назад +34

    I am on whole foods plant based diet for 8 years now and I have number 1 type almost every time. But I poo even 4 times a day and never struggle. It always comes out with no pressure. And when wiping the paper is always clean. I am super happy about my bowels. I feel like a rabbit or deer sometimes :D

    • @hanskazan7403
      @hanskazan7403 3 года назад +3

      Number 1 is not good lol did you even watch the video

    • @janjanik5701
      @janjanik5701 3 года назад +5

      @@hanskazan7403 Did you even read my comment?

  • @myspace04
    @myspace04 3 года назад +20

    Easy fix for constipation and effortless pooping:
    1. Eat oatmeal (overnight oats prepared using old-fashioned oats, not instant oats).
    2. Squat while pooping, or get the stool like the one shown in this video.

    • @bakedpuffins2303
      @bakedpuffins2303 3 месяца назад

      So real bro, found this out the tough way(right as school started). I also found that yogurt or some hot chocolate in the morning if you need to go can help too.

  • @anna2happy23
    @anna2happy23 3 года назад +425

    You mean to tell me, I need to sit on the toilet and moo like a cow? If my family didn't think I was bizarre they sure will now 😂

  • @stezton
    @stezton 4 года назад +197

    How many times did they record this voiceover until they didn't snicker?

  • @ウルージ-f5v
    @ウルージ-f5v 4 года назад +258

    1% people : actually here to see the video
    99% : only here to read the comments

  • @jackiehammerton
    @jackiehammerton Год назад +8

    I am the perfect pooper she’s talking about 😂 I usually go 1-2 times per day type 3-4 and I feel empty after I go. I eat a fiber rich diet and I’m a runner, so it makes sense. HOWEVER. Last week I had a violent reaction to honey and my entire GI track felt like it was on fire. I had to go to the ER but they just sent me home with pain killers. The pain eventually subsided in 3 days, but after a couple more days I was growing very anxious and uncomfortable because I hadn’t had a bowel movement in 5 days 😢 I went to my GP and she massaged my tummy and determined I needed an enema. I went home, did the procedure and two days later I’m having BMs but I still don’t have that “empty” sensation that I usually do. I guess I just need to be patient and keep drinking fluids, eating fiber and moving. I hope I’m back to normal soon. And I’ll never touch honey again for as long as I live ☠️

  • @Ranveer_Singh_sangha03
    @Ranveer_Singh_sangha03 4 года назад +731

    Worse time for poop when you are in hurry and sply after suit boot all good then after 1 min Nature calls you from hell but you dont ruin your suit lol

  • @christalavera5594
    @christalavera5594 3 года назад +69

    It’s 11:15 pm December 31 2020 this. This is how I spent my new year

  • @Me-ts3dl
    @Me-ts3dl 3 года назад +229

    Who ever is reading this- God loves you. Also, please pray for my grandma’s recovery from a stroke

    • @soob4mtori
      @soob4mtori 3 года назад +11

      I prayed immediately after i saw your comment hope your grandma recovers... i experienced this as well my grandma had a stroke but 2 years ago she passed away 😔

    • @mariamehdi765
      @mariamehdi765 3 года назад +4

      @@soob4mtori I am so sorry for your loss

    • @mariamehdi765
      @mariamehdi765 3 года назад +2

      I hope your grandma gets better I will pray for her

    • @cathykyra
      @cathykyra 3 года назад +1

      Prayed for you !

    • @charliotte
      @charliotte 3 года назад +1

      Hope she recovers 😔

  • @sirwaizi1615
    @sirwaizi1615 2 года назад +5

    Thank you so very much Science Insider. For 21 years I've discovered that I actually have type II diabetes. Because of this video, I can go to the hospital and get my treatment. I'm sure I'll be pooping just great after my treatment. Thank you! 😊

  • @Hizsoo
    @Hizsoo 3 года назад +45

    "Pain in the butt." - It is such a frequently used phrase in english, that I thought that hemorrhoids is a major nation wide disease for those people.

  • @sammie_f1144
    @sammie_f1144 4 года назад +41

    as a person who has struggled with severe painful constipation since birth, the squatty potty is amazing

  • @hopedondiog9783
    @hopedondiog9783 4 года назад +185

    I've always squatted when I poop since I was a kid, I never pooped in a sitting position I always find it very uncomfortable, especially knowing that your buttcheeks are touching the toilet seat where other peoples buttcheeks have :>

    • @blopbloop9432
      @blopbloop9432 4 года назад +18

      I'm very curious, do you hover over the seat or like stand on the toilet and squat?

    • @oishi4394
      @oishi4394 4 года назад +27

      We have special indian toilets so we don't need any tools

    • @hopedondiog9783
      @hopedondiog9783 4 года назад +11

      @@blopbloop9432 I stand on the toilet seat and then squat, hovering however would be very tiring.

    • @steve00alt70
      @steve00alt70 4 года назад

      @@blopbloop9432 unless your short

    • @steve00alt70
      @steve00alt70 4 года назад +1

      @@hopedondiog9783 why not just put your feet on the floor?

  • @seraranasisca2434
    @seraranasisca2434 3 года назад +488

    Jokes on you western world, we have squats toilet in our home

    • @noonesaidthat7630
      @noonesaidthat7630 3 года назад +16

      The fact that i have one of those as one of the toilets in my house but cant use it cause idk how to squat T_T

    • @fannyyyyyyyy
      @fannyyyyyyyy 3 года назад +13

      @@noonesaidthat7630 its so easy!

    • @vimalcurio
      @vimalcurio 3 года назад +26

      @@fannyyyyyyyy but the squat toilet is so uncomfortable don't you think? that western toilet feels more comfortable to me

    • @mariamehdi765
      @mariamehdi765 3 года назад +2

      we do

    • @mariamehdi765
      @mariamehdi765 3 года назад +2

      @@vimalcurio me too

  • @bluemint3151
    @bluemint3151 3 года назад +26

    Sometimes when I know a big one's coming out, I'd bring my phone with me to watch an episode while waiting for it to come out.

  • @SkiesTurnedGrey
    @SkiesTurnedGrey 3 года назад +29

    So...basically just eat a balanced diet for the good poops. Who would have guessed?

    • @AmyHoldaway27
      @AmyHoldaway27 3 года назад +2

      Yeahhhhh, the only new thing for me was the fiber types.

    • @rishiparashar6531
      @rishiparashar6531 3 года назад

      Yeah but listening to her voice made it easier to slip a log.

  • @SciFactsYT118
    @SciFactsYT118 4 года назад +188

    Completely random fact:
    The bend in a flamingo's leg isn't a knee-it's an ankle.
    -SciFacts

  • @abitchcouldnevayoucanttouc5147
    @abitchcouldnevayoucanttouc5147 4 года назад +69

    I think the “spiritual trip to the himalayas” ad was appropriate before this video

  • @josh.8104
    @josh.8104 4 года назад +60

    "Put down your phone, it causes you to be in there longer" Buddy, I have IBS, I'm gonna be in there for 20 minutes anyway.

    • @aleenaprasannan2146
      @aleenaprasannan2146 3 года назад

      Spices like fenugreek and asafoetida can help relieve IBS

    • @ES11777
      @ES11777 3 года назад

      Going vegan helps 🌱

    • @josh.8104
      @josh.8104 3 года назад +2

      I will not go vegan and I have heard IBS horror stories from vegans online.

    • @ES11777
      @ES11777 3 года назад

      @@josh.8104 Don’t listen to them, they’re not true

    • @josh.8104
      @josh.8104 3 года назад +3

      @@ES11777 Oh wow. I'm convinced.

  • @mysterioustiings9909
    @mysterioustiings9909 3 года назад +22

    I've been squatting for the past 3 years. My mom thinks it's weird but I honestly haven't been constipated since.

    • @AmyHoldaway27
      @AmyHoldaway27 3 года назад

      I’ve always been constipated but squatting is at least more comfortable

    • @BraceletesCute
      @BraceletesCute 11 месяцев назад

      Go to the hospital if it's lasting that long I hope you get better

  • @henrytang2203
    @henrytang2203 3 года назад +4

    Some suggest adding more fibrous veg, some suggest less meat. I tried deleting grains while keeping veg and meat ratios the same. That's the magic bullet.

  • @katyoutnabout5943
    @katyoutnabout5943 3 года назад +4

    4:45 please note: not all dairy and not all meats are bad. Yogurt is a great bacterial balancer (assuming you’re not lactose intolerent) along with kifer, and only processed meats or meats with skin and high fat content can be irritating. But if you’re eating fish, or a lean cut of meat, that may actually be beneficial. Also, certain fruits and veggies actually contain types of sugars which can be hard to digest, so dont assume anything is a given. And 100% before you go see a doctor, keep a diary of meals and symptoms, because if you dont, your first visit to the doctor will be your doctor telling you to keep a diary.

  • @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
    @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y 4 года назад +55

    I once produced something as long as a forearm, and half as thick. It was in one piece, most of it was above the water. I still regret not having my phone, to take a photo.

    • @semipenguin
      @semipenguin 4 года назад +7

      Robert Plant has a song called “Big Log”.

    • @epizzle9232
      @epizzle9232 4 года назад +15

      I did this one also.. mine went in the hole, did a full circle, and then finished sticking out of the water, one solid piece. I couldn’t believe my eyes! I went and grabbed my friend to show them! It was unbelievable. This was before camera phones.. so I didn’t get to document this amazing shit.. I have never made a poop like that again... it was amazing!

    • @DanielDaAbadSukarno
      @DanielDaAbadSukarno 3 года назад +4

      Fak i was eat some chiken 😱

    • @series1054
      @series1054 3 года назад +2

      Damn.....

    • @blu3j00Ls
      @blu3j00Ls 3 года назад +3

      Wow. Can only imagine the feeling of relief after.

  • @teruphoto
    @teruphoto 4 года назад +41

    Nearly as satisfying as a good poop? Listening to a well narrated video. It's wonderfully refreshing to hear an Insider narrator who doesn't use upspeak. Thx Abby 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @Rising_Pho3nix_23
    @Rising_Pho3nix_23 3 года назад +5

    OMG this video literally saved my life. Literally. I have a body scale and a food scale. I will eat 3 2-pound meals per day. I will poop 1 pound per week. So where does the other 41 pounds of food go and why do I still get hungry? I went in for an x-ray of my spine and I was so constipated that my poop showed up on x-ray (I'm nosey and the tech let me see the x-ray). That's right. My poop was as hard as bone! That's how constipated I am. I've been terrified of the intestine exploding and my doctor refuses to respond (probably has something to do with why later on I got a letter saying the doctor is no longer working at the hospital. Maybe fired?). So, this video literally saved my life. An exploded intestine can kill very quickly (I imagine in minutes). So, thank you for this video. Thank you so much!

    • @ervin7124
      @ervin7124 3 года назад +1

      Wow that’s crazy

  • @verbdoing9824
    @verbdoing9824 3 года назад +10

    I came here with so many questions. I'm leaving 100% satisfied and feeling refreshed

  • @dh4913
    @dh4913 4 года назад +44

    I like how they literally watching peoples poop with and without a stool

    • @skiney
      @skiney 4 года назад +7

      They examin the poop, not at those people taking a shit

  • @bonnies3187
    @bonnies3187 2 года назад +11

    Leaning forward using a stool resolved my straining/constipation issues. Really works!

  • @wklsonflores4638
    @wklsonflores4638 2 года назад +4

    Holy shit, I thought humans had mastered the art of excretion. I'm glad there's videos explaining how to better push out and dump, without tearing your most valuable cut off apparatus in a more advanced and methodical way. They got this shit down to a science. This is great information, I shit you not.

  • @limabeans6287
    @limabeans6287 3 года назад +19

    They described my entire diet when recommending what to cut out

  • @thelegendaryredx7710
    @thelegendaryredx7710 4 года назад +44

    Smooth coveted snake ahh been a while since I dropped one of those

  • @marpsr
    @marpsr 4 года назад +7

    Actually, reading something can be distracting and allow things to flow naturally.

  • @TitanicMT
    @TitanicMT 3 года назад +42

    I've had the worst time popping after I went on a strict no carb diet, every time I popped I felt like if pebbles were coming out of me, it was a nightmare.

    • @MimiHarrisonn
      @MimiHarrisonn 3 года назад +2

      That’s simply because you need carbs in your diet because that’s where your fiber comes from… no smart doctor in the world recommends a no carb diet because it’s not good for your body. Carbs are not something to be scared of, in fact - keeping carbs in your diet is necessary for your body to produce sustainable energy. I would be that your not only constipated but also extremely tired. It’s important to research your diet to make sure it’s not shocking your body because it sounds like that’s what happened. It’s great to eat between 100-125 grams of HEALTHY carbs in a day - meaning simple carbs -- not complex carbs. Don’t be scared to eat a banana because it contains 25g of carbs - those are good and HEALTHY carbs.

    • @estycki
      @estycki 3 года назад +2

      I was so constipated for months from doing a low fat diet, then I tried keto (mct oil in my coffee) and finally realized the key to unlocking a big morning poop was lots of fat. Everyone is different, you do you ;D

    • @kikib8434
      @kikib8434 3 года назад

      That sound awful. Very likely because carbs help us hold onto electrolytes which are crucial for a properly functioning colon (and our nervous systems in general). A lot of people doing keto have this issue and need to supplement their electrolytes and then boom - back to pooping like champs 😁.

    • @AllThingsAniyah
      @AllThingsAniyah 2 года назад

      @@MimiHarrisonn my doctor does :) 0-30 grams of carbs a day because I have insulin resistance and I absolutely hate it idk what else to do

  • @violetsarelavender
    @violetsarelavender 3 года назад +2

    Dont forget water... Sufficient water intake along with fibre is vital... dehydration will draw water from gut to maintain body water. This makes fibrous stool hard. Remember Good fibre with good amount of water..

    • @alijd6287
      @alijd6287 3 года назад

      yeah, i ate the fiber and got constipated cause not enough water

  • @Silverin_
    @Silverin_ 3 года назад +20

    I was constipated, so I took laxatives, had diarrhea for a while, while also still feeling a mass, then a couple days later I noticed the pressure was gone and my poop was becoming firmer. Now it's normal at a nice 3

  • @mihu02
    @mihu02 4 года назад +24

    Sooo, Ben&Jerrys chocolate fudge brownie seemed like a great idea 5min ago.... -_-

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 4 года назад +16

    Somewhere out there someone who is ready to quit their job/hates their boss is taking notes.

    • @idan7989
      @idan7989 4 года назад +2

      You got the mind of a criminal

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +52

    Well, there's another perspective of that same word
    People
    Order
    Our
    Patties
    If you want to take the best that, all you need is the Krabby Patty formula

  • @dreadsalt4735
    @dreadsalt4735 2 года назад

    Raw Material 1: Crude Oil (all products contain crude oil in one way or another)
    Raw Material 2: bauxite (aluminium, steel)
    90% of all the worlds copper are mined in tropical regions. Most are mined in Africa and Australia
    Bauxite is mined by a process called open cut mining.Explosives and heavy machinery such as bulldozers are used to remove the top layer of aluminium rich soil which is transported in trucks to be refined.
    Bauxite produces a relatively low amount of energy compared to other parts of the aluminium process.
    Raw Material 3: copper concentrate (copper wire)
    Copper is mostly mined in a strip of the USA.
    Copper is mined through a process called open pit mining where steps are dug deeper and deeper into the ground. Explosives and drills are used to take out chucks of hard rock.
    Copper leaves waste rocks that affect the water and air negatively
    Raw Material 4:silica (silicon, glass)
    Most of the worlds silica is mined in the USA
    Silica uses open pit mining.
    There are dangerous particles formed by silica mining that can damage photosynthesis and respiration processes.
    Raw Material 5:lithium (batteries)
    Chile is the main contributor of silica as they are ahead of Australia by 2.7 million tons.
    Lithium is found as a clay type material, mines extract it by Ming or by pumping it out of water.
    Lithium mining is very labour intensive and due to the lack of people recycling it it can be bad.

  • @Amy_the_Lizard
    @Amy_the_Lizard 3 года назад +6

    Then you have me, with my irritable bowl syndrome causing bowel movements to occur no more than twice a week, and somehow still manage to be on the upper end of the stool scale. Based on the frequency, I am very constipated, yet inexplicably I almost never have anything lower than a 4. I also get to have random abdominal pain because sometimes the muscles lining my intestines start spasming wildly for no apparent reason, along with asymmetrical swelling in my lower abdomen! Which just makes everything so much better! :D It's been especially bad lately, so I pretty much stopped eating sweets for the past couple months, and I'm going back to the gastroenterologist to try and find out why my guts seem to hate me more than usual lately...

  • @abhishekghodake7860
    @abhishekghodake7860 4 года назад +30

    Hence indian style is best over western style.. Proud indians🔥🔥

    • @RRC879
      @RRC879 4 года назад +3

      Yeah! I was waiting for this comment!

    • @Ashborne002
      @Ashborne002 4 года назад +5

      Go eat your shits suckers

    • @oishi4394
      @oishi4394 4 года назад

      Me too

    • @twicepilled
      @twicepilled 4 года назад +1

      @@Ashborne002 fix your bitchy attitude first

    • @anirbanpatra3017
      @anirbanpatra3017 4 года назад

      Indian Style fails when Someone has got a knee problem which is quite common after 45;often my relatives find it pretty hard to stand up after squat.
      Even the doctor recommended to use western as a result
      Everything has its own set of pros and cons

  • @oddfrogs3978
    @oddfrogs3978 3 года назад +19

    Teacher: Why didn’t you do your homework?
    Me: I was learning how to poop!

  • @pasxalia7090
    @pasxalia7090 3 года назад +4

    Worst thing is when you think ur poop is going to be normal and you realize it's completely liquid 😔 and then you don't wanna poop anymore

  • @ericjay6021
    @ericjay6021 Год назад +1

    This video has changed my life for the better. My current #2 video.

  • @arturom9145
    @arturom9145 3 года назад +2

    I wake up constipated everyday before i run. Once im very far away from a toilet and in the middle of a run my stomach suddenly decides it has to go.

  • @michirukagemori5959
    @michirukagemori5959 4 года назад +14

    Welp I am on the weird side of RUclips again.

  • @lapislazarus8899
    @lapislazarus8899 3 года назад +18

    I tried the fiber pills (starts with an M) and they made me feel so bloated. A little glycerin rectally seems to work well. But definitely moving around upright is the best

  • @scotthoffman7071
    @scotthoffman7071 3 года назад +3

    1930: we will have flying vehicles and cities that will touch the heavens.
    2021: lets compare our shit

  • @Badd.G
    @Badd.G 3 года назад +2

    worst feeling is having a stomach ache all day after pooping and feeling like you'll poop any minute throughout your day

  • @chotisit9328
    @chotisit9328 3 года назад +2

    Everybody gangsta till someone ends up falling in the toilet

  • @IsaiahGuerrieri
    @IsaiahGuerrieri 2 года назад +4

    Oh my god whoever wrote these lines for this woman to read off of needs to give this woman a medal!😂

  • @ameliawarfield5637
    @ameliawarfield5637 3 года назад +7

    I get type 7 poop 💩 at times. My doctor suggested taking antidiarrheal meds, and eating bananas. Another remedy is eating cheese.
    I have to try not to be stressful, because that adds to the problem.

    • @sjcflawless
      @sjcflawless 2 года назад

      That may sound like IBS! I’m not doctor but I’ll check for that!

    • @ameliawarfield5637
      @ameliawarfield5637 2 года назад

      @@sjcflawless Ouch. You may be right.

    • @sjcflawless
      @sjcflawless 2 года назад

      @@ameliawarfield5637 symptoms almost match it. I’ve known someone in your boat. I hope everything works out!

    • @ameliawarfield5637
      @ameliawarfield5637 2 года назад

      @@sjcflawless Thank you so much.

    • @sjcflawless
      @sjcflawless 2 года назад

      @@ameliawarfield5637 you’re welcome!

  • @dante2873
    @dante2873 3 года назад +10

    POV: You are in the restroom and searched “How to take a shit”

    • @selinasaleem9217
      @selinasaleem9217 3 года назад

      Lmaooo this is annoying me to how relatable it is

  • @yoursubconscious
    @yoursubconscious 2 года назад +2

    the first time I had to squat in Thailand, I was in denial, years later. I highly encourage it!!

  • @PAVAN2146
    @PAVAN2146 3 года назад +2

    It's better to use Indian commodes to stay healthy. Don't take me wrong. This will seriously help.👍
    I'm an Indian, I still use WC with no choice since we stay for rental house.

  • @daniloroque2754
    @daniloroque2754 3 года назад +8

    I’m so glad I’ve been pooping in a right position in my whole life

  • @mrupperdecker3778
    @mrupperdecker3778 3 года назад +6

    My family hearing me scream moo while on the toilet while leaving foot marks on the seats and staying in there for an hour

  • @samuelalexander9362
    @samuelalexander9362 3 года назад +11

    This is why I like pooping in the woods more than on the throne

  • @Em-gw8mx
    @Em-gw8mx 2 года назад +2

    if i start mooing in the bathroom at work, they would drug test me

  • @ElGuapo96
    @ElGuapo96 2 года назад +2

    Yes I use normal sitting toilets 🚽and you don't need those stools to squat. Just pull up the lid (so it won't break because of the pressure exerted by feet) and you can squat comfortably on the toilet unless you're too old and have chronic joint pains

  • @KelechiDaGoat
    @KelechiDaGoat 4 года назад +18

    Nobody:
    My RUclips recommendations at 3AM:

  • @namandhopan3107
    @namandhopan3107 3 года назад +6

    I also had the problem of uncomfortable poop but I am over it now , the secret to perfect poop s to drink 5 ,6 bottles of water a day and drink more than half of a bottle before going to poo . I promise it will give perfect results.

  • @KKSheeeesh
    @KKSheeeesh 2 года назад +10

    OMG thanks so much for teaching me and my friend how to poop! We never knew it was this easy to get the perfect poop! We haven’t been pooping correctly ever since we were born. Thanks so much. Good luck with your pooping!💩🚽

  • @SpockPeep
    @SpockPeep 3 года назад +12

    I kept giggling like a 5 year old. Til I got to the fiber part. Then I started taking notes!😂😂😂

  • @TrippieMint
    @TrippieMint 3 года назад +2

    This isn’t the hero we deserved it’s the hero we needed

  • @thelegendaryredx7710
    @thelegendaryredx7710 4 года назад +9

    Don’t you just love looking back at your “Art work” after you drop that smooth coveted snake 😂😭🤚

  • @alyazeedmohamed7393
    @alyazeedmohamed7393 3 года назад +4

    everyone: love is the best feeling in the world
    science insider: hold my poop

  • @bellesmellz4133
    @bellesmellz4133 3 года назад +5

    the best feeling is after have a poop you walk side to side and you feel like you’ve accomplished something

  • @SadhuBiochemist
    @SadhuBiochemist 2 года назад +1

    My probiotic mistake might have been an over-reliance on yogurt. Many people don't know that supermarket pickles aren't probiotic either. Kombucha, probiotic dried fruit, sauerkraut

  • @Sociopedroso
    @Sociopedroso 3 года назад +2

    Who else is watching this while poop?

  • @MrBocadillian
    @MrBocadillian 4 года назад +5

    I have 2 questions:
    What is this video.
    Why am I watching it.

  • @claudia.cora0
    @claudia.cora0 3 года назад +4

    I’m literally type 7 right now, I watch this video everytime im constipated

  • @marpsr
    @marpsr 4 года назад +7

    Two words: TACO BELL. You’re welcome.

  • @Lordofthechickennuggets24
    @Lordofthechickennuggets24 Месяц назад +2

    Be honest, you searched for this

  • @Minecartlocker
    @Minecartlocker 3 года назад +7

    Now that's a video I never knew i needed

  • @da808lion5
    @da808lion5 3 года назад +8

    POV: you're watching this while you poop

  • @MNGLD-do2kc
    @MNGLD-do2kc 3 года назад +8

    I'm here eating snacks, while watching a video on how to poo better.

  • @hello.5327
    @hello.5327 3 года назад +7

    Moo-ing like a cow actually helped me lmfao-

  • @mahmoudkhaled1710
    @mahmoudkhaled1710 Год назад

    awesome, and the wording also was amazing, it's like a creative writer or professional playwright scripted that, thanks much

  • @lemon_y8446
    @lemon_y8446 3 года назад +2

    The running figure at 3:12😂😂

  • @pinochet3317
    @pinochet3317 4 года назад +6

    I just watched a video of 5 minutes and 47 seconds about poop.

  • @Niko-pn8bl
    @Niko-pn8bl 3 года назад +20

    Oh hey, what a coincidence, this just got recommended while I was using the restroom 🚻

    • @aniruthan4660
      @aniruthan4660 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 man your DP has me in splits

    • @sychomadman
      @sychomadman 3 года назад +1

      Give thanks to ur FBI agent