For sure. But let’s be very clear here - the mummy would have also been bad if Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg would have been the main cast instead of mr Frazier and Rachel weisz
Fundamentally, the problem was that it wasn't an Uncharted movie, it was a Generic Action Movie starring Two Actors You Recognize, with some uncharted nuts sprinkled on top.
Dude, I hate to tell you this but... The stories of Uncharted are the stories of generic action movies. We just have more attachment to them because we directly interactct and the Uncharted games blend together that interaction to make it more seamless and immersive than any other series.
Hang on a minute. “Generic action movie with actors you recognize”… Why does that sound similar to something else that was released this year? Oh, wait…the January disaster that shall not be named.
Even if they adapted the game perfectly it would still be inferior to playing the game. The artistry in those games are unmatched. I spent so much time in those games just taking in the sceneries.
I'll be honest, I haven't seen this movie, and it took me until the third or fourth "Parkour!" to realize that those were sound bites from The Office, and not actual lines from the movie of characters shouting "Parkour!"
The fact that you thought Tom Holland was saying Parkour everytime says everything about the movie. It actually feels like something the writes could have added.
Do you know how long it took for me to realize that all the shouts of "Parkour" in this were not from the film? Way longer than it should. This trailer made me think that it was the main character shouting "Parkour" every time he did something "Parkour-ish". Good on you, Screen Junkies. Good on you.
One of the funniest things I've ever seen is the MST3K guys doing the Twilight movies. Every time there is a long awkward pause they would yell "Line!" I mean it literally never got old. This was like that...just perfectly timed and insightful.
Not played the games, so I'm less emotionally invested in this than some. This honest trailer was hilarious to me though - one of the best ones that you've done!
I wonder if he narrates other annoying things in life, like having to wait in line for that really slow cashier or trying to figure out why your kids can’t pick up after themselves?
This film is weird to me because it's another one of those game adaptions that makes one question where is the line drawn between supposedly trying to be it's own thing, but still cribbing elements from the games. You can't have notable elements from the games like this while also going "Oh, no no, this is a different version of Drake that still has some growing to do and a Sully that hasn't grown his mustache." They want to have this easy adventure film while also neglecting the strong character work that was even in the first game because "This is different, but actually it isn't."
@@asherujudo7383 I think the easiest thing to say is that's it's much more interesting to give the audience a sense of history with the characters without showing much of it than it is seeing two people blandly stumble together for the first time.
@@motherplayer yup. You got a sense of Nathan Drake and what he's like and the kind of background he has without making the first game an origin story. Uncharted 4 showed his origin, sure, but that origin played into the adventure of the game. The origin wasn't the adventure like it is in the film.
I didnt really get it until I remembered what EA did to Dead Space and what Sony is doing with Spider-Man movies. Xbox people will get angry about the Disney and gaming thing though.
@@Reject101Personal I assume you mean buying things up. They were saying "general storytelling competence that makes everyone else's crap look like crap, for their games; self sabotaging near term focus on financials to the detriment of all the properties they have to their long term failure, for their movies"
I didn't care for it at all. But I would look up how long Tangled took to be made, it was definitely longer than that. Fortunately that was a good movie. But sometimes I would guess they put a lot of money and time into a movie that's not great and there is not much they can do about it at that point except make it anyway.
The Kitty Got Wet Bar is a nod to one of the quips Nate in the games says when he kills goons. Nolan North just randomly shouted "Kitty got wet!" in the recording booth.
I turn my head for a few seconds and I thought my device was breaking, turns out it was Morse Code lol Anyway Sony Pictures made a bad adaptation on good material, send the count back to zero. Then the Morbius Sweep happened, and it goes into the negatives somehow.
That Morse code comment read was incredibly refreshingly unique Only thing that would’ve been better was if Voice Over guy had made the various accurate beep sounds himself, but yeah… I’ll take what we got and call it a win
They are using the worst writers on the planet, many of them from other countries because they work cheap. Also, many of these new writers never read any literature. Truly great writers after WWII were well-read and all studied literature in HS and some in graduate-level education. Another few generations and all scripts will be in Twittter-ese.
I don't know about Death Note... There's a lot of thought/Mono-/Dialogue in there that doesn't translate to movie-audience very well. Though that doesn't excuse the existing clusterfck of "movies" with the same nah
@@EliasMheart Death Note if adapted well won't have the widest audience. But that's the problem- the assumption that every nerd ip appeals to the same demo.
All you had to do is say it’s like “watching someone else play Uncharted while you fall asleep on their couch” and it was my exact experience with this movie. Except I fell asleep on my own couch… 😂
Tom Holland's casting on this probably went like "Hey look this guy's Spider-man. Spider-Man do flips. Nathan Drake do flips. So this guy is now Nathan Drake."
Sony exec 1: We need to cast Nathan Drake in our Uncharted movie. Who do we already have under contract? Sony exec 2: Tom Holland Sony exec 1: He’ll do.
I liked the idea when the project was originally announced and implied to be in his teenage year. Didn't expect much but I thought maybe, JUST MAYBE, they could at least make something enjoyable. There's what I get for thinking .
I live in the Philippines, and the way they represented Kiamba (the location where the treasure is located) in the movie is impossibly way better than it is lol.
4:05 🤣 this Wahlberg impression is so on point its gonna make Mark find another asian to hate crime on just to burry searches for this video "hey, thats my line lady!"
They've casted Mark Wahlberg just to show the audience: "Yeah he was our first choice to play Nathan Drake... but we also wanted to cash in on the latest Spiderman movie." Talk about miscast...
I haven't seen the movie or played the games, but when i saw the poster for Uncharted while i went to the cinema for Sonic 2 i actually thought Mark was the guy playing Nathan because he looks more like the character from the games then Tom does.
"Naughty Dog the company exists in this universe? What games do they make?" I'm assuming the same ones they do in the videogame version of Uncharted: they still make Crash Bandicoot games.
What I find so bizarre is why they had the ship battle in the first place. Each ship would be worth a fortune alone. So the bad guys could have secured the first ship, untie it, and THEN go after the protagonists. Even if they loss track of them, where would the protagonist take a galleon to? A town, a lone beach? It be pretty dam hard to hide a thing that big. An if the protagonists bail on the ship with the gold. The ship itself would still be worth millions, plus the value of the other ship and their share of the gold.
@@tomholland1493 Borne in Zimbabwe Originaly, Now living in Australia. Though, been in Aus longer than Zim, so I guess that makes me more australia in the end?
For years I was calling for a movie of Uncharted. Now that it's out, I can't bring myself to watch it. It would be way too sad to see it ruined so badly.
I had the same thoughts about newer the Tomb Raider movie. I was excited when it was announced but never watched it because reviews said it was a let down.
Again Nathan Fillion was the best Live Action Nathan Drake. Don't get why they just didn't give the guys behind the Nathan Fillion Uncharted film like $20 million and told them to go nuts. Like they could've stuck with Marky Mark and El Hijo Del Marky Mark if they wished but at least they would've done an Uncharted film.
@@RichardDuryea how dare you besmirch the good name of capt malcolm reynolds, of course he is a big name, they might just unestimate how many would see a movie because he is in it. 😀
We kind of have one. That low budget fan film Nathan Fillion did had the characters down exactly, even if the setting had to be "gangster's mansion with critical intel" because budget. Literally all that needed was a budget and another hour and 20 minutes, but Hollywood is Hollywood.
You had some real winners in this one. "All the depth and backstory of a cave troll" "This charming, one dimensional actor shows Tom Holland his acting career" The morse code reading. Dare I say; "Bravo gentlemen. Powerful stuff"
THANK YOU!! I was sad when HT didn't make the correlation between Jungle Cruise and The Mummy. I'm glad they acknowledged it in the opening to this one.
i think Nintendo is more like the Disney of gaming than PlayStation Sony being the EA of film is absolutely spot on though lmao, this is literally how I've pictured them for 5 years, thank you Honest Trailers
For those of you who don’t know morse code, what he actually said was *“I love HT…and twiiiiiins”* The sequence is .. / .-.. -- …- . / …. - / .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- / .- -. -.. / - .- .. .. .. .. .. .. -. …
So many "Yay, Morse" comments here. Good to see that at least one other person bothered to translate the code :) For the persistent are the easter-eggs. Dunno what "twiiiiiins" stands for, though. Any speculation? The movie w/ Arnie/DannyDeVito? Or just "twins"?
Given that this was for Uncharted, I'm surprised more people took literal code at face value. I'm also curious about the significance of the twiiiiiins, but I was thinking it would be really funny if this was a clever baby announcement to friends by sending them the link to the video and asking them to decode it.
this honest trailer finally makes me finally happy about watching this expensive-fanmade-by-hollywood-inspired-by-the-game movie, beside Nolan's cameo.
I mean.... for Uncharted they used actual proper actors not just random interns reading the script, actors they mocaped together acting out those scenes, not just combat animation and a highly experienced director (Gordon Hunt). so its not like Uncharted, etc level of video game acting was normal at the time. its more common now, bit it didn't used to be and that acting even then was on part with live action productions. Movie's issues was that there was no heart to the writing. characters didn't feel like characters, they felt like excuses for action scenes/quip dispensers. The whole thing felt like it was written by an algorithm.
The text is a spoof. It reads "I love HT... and twiiiiiins" . HT is HonestTrailers, i assume. Dunno what twiiiiiins is intended to represent. If you don't speak Morse, try an online morse-to-text tool with dots and dashes.
Funny how the wooden ships withstood all the impact on mountain and conveniently shatter to pieces when the plot demanded sure puts the Titanic to shame when it could not survive a scratch off the iceberg.
Maybe hold off on video game adaptations until you get screenwriters that don’t have a seething hatred for video games. I still don’t know how we live in a world where Sonic the Hedgehog is the gold standard for these things.
Thank you Uncharted for reminding us of what live action movie adaptations of video games are supposed to feel like. I was beginning to set expectations after two Sonic movies, but now I know better.
Thank you for roasting them! They made their money, so they can take a little ribbing. You guys have gone a little soft in some trailers. Marky mark jokes were my favorite 🤣
I really hoped you would talk about how they keep senselessly killing people for not much reason :') Nate basically commited like 15 murders while being cute about it in the movie
The makers of this movie were almost daring you to have a go. At one point, the two crosses are joined together to make a literal 'double cross'! And when the Marky Mark character pushed the 'autopilot' button, I was sure that was going to be in this Honest Trailer. I guess there was just too much material.
"Since when did bad versions of The Mummy become its own genre?"
That line earns this video a like
For sure.
But let’s be very clear here - the mummy would have also been bad if Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg would have been the main cast instead of mr Frazier and Rachel weisz
The genre is called adventure and it’s more like bad copies of Indiana Jones.
That and Peter Parkour
The Mummy itself became its own bad movie.
@@eradicatedpulse6896 no
"An adventure so average, Netflix is using it to train their A.I. that writes their movies."
Best. Description. Ever.
😂😂😂😂
They think they can sell a bad movie by exploiting Tom Holland face.
😆
Wait do they
Sad thing is that it worked
Fundamentally, the problem was that it wasn't an Uncharted movie, it was a Generic Action Movie starring Two Actors You Recognize, with some uncharted nuts sprinkled on top.
Dude, I hate to tell you this but... The stories of Uncharted are the stories of generic action movies. We just have more attachment to them because we directly interactct and the Uncharted games blend together that interaction to make it more seamless and immersive than any other series.
Wahlnuts
Hang on a minute. “Generic action movie with actors you recognize”…
Why does that sound similar to something else that was released this year? Oh, wait…the January disaster that shall not be named.
Adapt any Uncharted game directly, and you have a generic action movie.
Even if they adapted the game perfectly it would still be inferior to playing the game. The artistry in those games are unmatched. I spent so much time in those games just taking in the sceneries.
"When you put Boston and a crucifix in your script, you summon... Mark Walburg!"
Great line!! 😂😂
I died
Me too
Laughed so hard i started choking on my sammich.
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💯😩🤣
One of the best Honest Trailers I've seen
i like it
not by a mile but that's an okay opinion
Ah come on, Doom was fun
Sure it is, a passive way to earn money
Nice
I'll be honest, I haven't seen this movie, and it took me until the third or fourth "Parkour!" to realize that those were sound bites from The Office, and not actual lines from the movie of characters shouting "Parkour!"
The fact that you thought Tom Holland was saying Parkour everytime says everything about the movie. It actually feels like something the writes could have added.
I'm ashamed to admit it but same.
I'll be expecting "Parkour!" sound bytes at the end of the EWW video for this movie.
Here I thought they were real and that the writers were self-aware enough to make jokes in an obviously terrible film. Silly me.
I caught it the first time, they really need to do a trailer for the office. I have been commenting on every video. smh
Do you know how long it took for me to realize that all the shouts of "Parkour" in this were not from the film? Way longer than it should. This trailer made me think that it was the main character shouting "Parkour" every time he did something "Parkour-ish". Good on you, Screen Junkies. Good on you.
One of the funniest things I've ever seen is the MST3K guys doing the Twilight movies. Every time there is a long awkward pause they would yell "Line!" I mean it literally never got old. This was like that...just perfectly timed and insightful.
Same. I was like, wait what? And had to rewind it to realize it.
Parkour shouts are from The Office. You can distinctly hear michael scotts's parkour.
the office😂😂😂
That’s how dumb this movie’s dialogue is that you would believe such a thing.
Whoever suggested the honest trailer guy to speak in Morse code is a champ
He should have spoken the "da da dee"s though.
Except he said “I love ht…and twiiiiiins” instead. Sneaky.
@@QDWhite I don't get it
@@user-vi4xy1jw7e me neither. I had to google it once I transcribed it. I guess it's from some Manga somewhere.
@@QDWhite HT = Honest Trailer.
Overlaying the Office staff yelling out Parkour on the Parkour bit was a stroke of genius!
Parkour!!!
I'm at work trying not to laugh 😭😭😭
I thought that was pickle rick lol
Not played the games, so I'm less emotionally invested in this than some. This honest trailer was hilarious to me though - one of the best ones that you've done!
Haven't seen the movie in scared but play the game and just seeing the two main characters make u upset
ok
Same. Never played those games so maybe that's why I liked the movie lol
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When you listen to all the Honest Trailers back to back, it quickly becomes clear how furiously upset the epic voice guy actually is
We are all furious honestly, those who likes it uhhhhhhh
he's doing public service by sparing us from watching these movies
I wonder if he narrates other annoying things in life, like having to wait in line for that really slow cashier or trying to figure out why your kids can’t pick up after themselves?
Honest Trailers Guy: ACTING! Thank you, thank you!
That Office reference layered with the casting joke was frikkin perfection
i thought i'm the only one who noticed it😂
Parkour!
pARKOUR
Steve Carell, Rainn Wilson and Ed Helms really gave the chef's kiss to this already perfect trailer. Well done!
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PARKOUR!!
@@lucievaillancourt8739 hardcore parkour!
I loved it when you did the Markie mark impression🤣
Absolute gold
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"Peter Parkour" was brilliant! 🤣
This film is weird to me because it's another one of those game adaptions that makes one question where is the line drawn between supposedly trying to be it's own thing, but still cribbing elements from the games. You can't have notable elements from the games like this while also going "Oh, no no, this is a different version of Drake that still has some growing to do and a Sully that hasn't grown his mustache." They want to have this easy adventure film while also neglecting the strong character work that was even in the first game because "This is different, but actually it isn't."
Like what character work? I'm genuinely curious. I've never played the game.
@@asherujudo7383 I think the easiest thing to say is that's it's much more interesting to give the audience a sense of history with the characters without showing much of it than it is seeing two people blandly stumble together for the first time.
WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear rod
@@motherplayer yup. You got a sense of Nathan Drake and what he's like and the kind of background he has without making the first game an origin story.
Uncharted 4 showed his origin, sure, but that origin played into the adventure of the game. The origin wasn't the adventure like it is in the film.
@@Susanoo7108 and tbh it was more about foreshadowing the ending than to show off his origins
"Since when did bad versions of The Mummy become its own genre?" Lol
. . . damned, he is right
Brendon Fraser even resembles Nate Drake in those movies.
@@somerandolad Except his first two mummy movies are actually good,enjoyable and fun to watch.
Uh noooo, THE MUMMY sucked. RED NOTICE, JUNGLE CRUISE, and UNCHARTED are a lot better than THE MUMMY.
@@CodyFairlessLee And then you have The Mummy (2017) with Tom Cruise.
And oh boy was it bad.
"Disney of gaming, EA of film" Bravo. This is so accurate.
They got a gamer in the writers room!
Would have been accurate of it was in reference to Microsoft rather than PS
I didnt really get it until I remembered what EA did to Dead Space and what Sony is doing with Spider-Man movies. Xbox people will get angry about the Disney and gaming thing though.
@@Reject101Personal I assume you mean buying things up. They were saying "general storytelling competence that makes everyone else's crap look like crap, for their games; self sabotaging near term focus on financials to the detriment of all the properties they have to their long term failure, for their movies"
@@SimonBuchanNz and where is this quote you pulled from then?
They worked on this movie for 10+ yrs and this is what they came up with. Truly a movie that seemed written from computer AI.
I didn't care for it at all. But I would look up how long Tangled took to be made, it was definitely longer than that. Fortunately that was a good movie. But sometimes I would guess they put a lot of money and time into a movie that's not great and there is not much they can do about it at that point except make it anyway.
Please say, in honor of Fred Ward:
“That means we’re stuck. That pisses me off!”
One of the greatest lines in movie history.
The "When you put Boston and a crucifix in your script, you summon Marky Mark" joke is the biggest laugh ya'll have gotten from me in a while.
Between that and the "Disney of gaming, EA of film" lines, I snorted beer out my nose twice.
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@@tomholland1493 i thought you quit social media, tommy
@@galileo707 where are you from ?
@@tomholland1493 mamma mia,italy
The Kitty Got Wet Bar is a nod to one of the quips Nate in the games says when he kills goons. Nolan North just randomly shouted "Kitty got wet!" in the recording booth.
I think he said it because it is something his kid said but yeah I totally missed that in the movie. Nice Easter egg!
Nice catch
@@stephenjackman3749 This is true :)
It's actually kinda in the 3rd game, when he's talking to Charlie Cutter and he says "what's the matter, kitty doesn't like getting wet?"
I turn my head for a few seconds and I thought my device was breaking, turns out it was Morse Code lol
Anyway Sony Pictures made a bad adaptation on good material, send the count back to zero. Then the Morbius Sweep happened, and it goes into the negatives somehow.
Please make more videos.
It scared the hell out of me because I thought it was some kind of emergency broadcast that I'd never heard before. Kicked up my heart.
@@valkyrie9646 ME TOO! made me also realize I'm so not ready for any emergency.
I thought it was my sticky keys going ballistic
They made a Terrible Resident evil reboot
nathan fillion's uncharted short smashes this movie to pieces.
This channel just consistently puts out bangers lol. The Morse code comment was brilliant, had me rolling 🤣
That Morse code comment read was incredibly refreshingly unique
Only thing that would’ve been better was if Voice Over guy had made the various accurate beep sounds himself, but yeah… I’ll take what we got and call it a win
Decode it.
@@NoneOfTheAbove123 Done "I love ho... and twiiiiiins"
@@jonathanm.1240 "HT" not "ho". Honest Trailers, i presume.
@@jonathanm.1240 I was wondering why it was such a long message lol.
I thought something was wrong with my headphones when I started hearing beeping sounds.
“From the Disney of gaming, and the EA of film…”
Five seconds in and I’m already laughing. 😂
Disney of gamming? For the woke crap? I would say nintendo is the disney of gamming, but i have to admit playstation wokeness is so annoying
@@dantenage9687 Don't do that to Nintendo, at least Japan isn't pandering to Woke mob
Uncharted, Death Note, Cowboy Bebop, Assassin's Creed- they are some of the easiest IPs to adapt, but they still somehow messed up spectacularly.
They are using the worst writers on the planet, many of them from other countries because they work cheap. Also, many of these new writers never read any literature. Truly great writers after WWII were well-read and all studied literature in HS and some in graduate-level education. Another few generations and all scripts will be in Twittter-ese.
Gotta bust those writers' unions somehow.
I don't know about Death Note... There's a lot of thought/Mono-/Dialogue in there that doesn't translate to movie-audience very well.
Though that doesn't excuse the existing clusterfck of "movies" with the same nah
@@EliasMheart Death Note if adapted well won't have the widest audience. But that's the problem- the assumption that every nerd ip appeals to the same demo.
Assassin's Creed is a difficult area I think. I liked the film but there is a lot to consider.
All you had to do is say it’s like “watching someone else play Uncharted while you fall asleep on their couch” and it was my exact experience with this movie. Except I fell asleep on my own couch… 😂
Adding the parkour lines from the office in the background made that so amazing.
Tom Holland's casting on this probably went like "Hey look this guy's Spider-man. Spider-Man do flips. Nathan Drake do flips. So this guy is now Nathan Drake."
Yeah thats how it probably went Also tom spiderrr man holland is popular right now
"What's that, Spider-Man is a NoGunz? Well, so is Nathan Drake now!"
Sony exec 1: We need to cast Nathan Drake in our Uncharted movie. Who do we already have under contract?
Sony exec 2: Tom Holland
Sony exec 1: He’ll do.
I liked the idea when the project was originally announced and implied to be in his teenage year. Didn't expect much but I thought maybe, JUST MAYBE, they could at least make something enjoyable. There's what I get for thinking .
he's also the executive producer
I live in the Philippines, and the way they represented Kiamba (the location where the treasure is located) in the movie is impossibly way better than it is lol.
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@@tomholland1493 Philippines
This film should've been made when Nathan Fillion was younger. He was the perfect Nate and Hollywood blew it.
Good thing we at least have the fan film he made. 😁
He is perfect in looks, but the man is over 50 now
@@sethsamuel3023 so is Mark Wahlberg though
Don’t think Uncharted games are that old. He was young during his Firefly days. That predates Uncharted
@@Damon242 Wahlberg didn't play Nathan Drake
3:30 Was a horrible moment to drink coffee. I think I can now permanently smell coffee inside my nose, Tnx Screen Junkies
4:05 🤣 this Wahlberg impression is so on point its gonna make Mark find another asian to hate crime on just to burry searches for this video "hey, thats my line lady!"
They've casted Mark Wahlberg just to show the audience: "Yeah he was our first choice to play Nathan Drake... but we also wanted to cash in on the latest Spiderman movie."
Talk about miscast...
I haven't seen the movie or played the games, but when i saw the poster for Uncharted while i went to the cinema for Sonic 2 i actually thought Mark was the guy playing Nathan because he looks more like the character from the games then Tom does.
@@robmacher3253 Judging from the likes, lots of people thought the same, myself included.
"Naughty Dog the company exists in this universe? What games do they make?"
I'm assuming the same ones they do in the videogame version of Uncharted: they still make Crash Bandicoot games.
I'm relying more and more on Honest Trailers to get through movies. I don't even know they exist until this channel mentions them😐
I envy you.
Exactly! I don't have time to sit through crap anymore so I just watch the honest trailer.
Check out pitch meetings
@@aitanlewis6936 ^100% this
@@rowanb4395 oh yeah def bro def
The best part of this video was talking in morse code at the end! I can't believe he actually did it! This made my day
What I find so bizarre is why they had the ship battle in the first place. Each ship would be worth a fortune alone. So the bad guys could have secured the first ship, untie it, and THEN go after the protagonists. Even if they loss track of them, where would the protagonist take a galleon to? A town, a lone beach? It be pretty dam hard to hide a thing that big. An if the protagonists bail on the ship with the gold. The ship itself would still be worth millions, plus the value of the other ship and their share of the gold.
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@@tomholland1493 Borne in Zimbabwe Originaly, Now living in Australia. Though, been in Aus longer than Zim, so I guess that makes me more australia in the end?
Okay so can we chat on WhatsApp ok
@@tomholland1493 Sorry mate, this is a bit dodgy. Especialy off the internet. Gonna have to refuse.
@@brandonpollastri5757 no not at all 👍
For years I was calling for a movie of Uncharted. Now that it's out, I can't bring myself to watch it. It would be way too sad to see it ruined so badly.
You'd think it'd be the easiest thing to ever make
@@lewisnorden3744 Right???
Watch the Nathan Fillion short on RUclips instead. You'll be happier.
My sentiments exactly. The incompetence of Hollywood film executives never ceases to amaze me.
I had the same thoughts about newer the Tomb Raider movie. I was excited when it was announced but never watched it because reviews said it was a let down.
Again Nathan Fillion was the best Live Action Nathan Drake. Don't get why they just didn't give the guys behind the Nathan Fillion Uncharted film like $20 million and told them to go nuts. Like they could've stuck with Marky Mark and El Hijo Del Marky Mark if they wished but at least they would've done an Uncharted film.
Exactly.
Unfortunately Fillion doesn’t have the huge box office numbers to make investors comfortable.
The fan film was perfect. It would have been a good 8 part Netflix show instead of a movie.
Nathan Fillion has the charm, but he's a bit too old and yeah, he doesn't have the box office numbers for them to risk it.
@@RichardDuryea how dare you besmirch the good name of capt malcolm reynolds, of course he is a big name, they might just unestimate how many would see a movie because he is in it. 😀
The morse code at 5:48 actually says "I love HT... and twiiiiiins"
One of THE BEST (if not THE BEST) honest trailers. MASTEPIECE guys, pure GOLD !!! WELL DONE !!!
That Peter Parkour part where they added the office audio was hilarious
legit props for the morse code part
Uncharted should have been one of the easiest games to make a good movie adaptation out of.
We kind of have one. That low budget fan film Nathan Fillion did had the characters down exactly, even if the setting had to be "gangster's mansion with critical intel" because budget. Literally all that needed was a budget and another hour and 20 minutes, but Hollywood is Hollywood.
Could have been better than even Indiana Jones
We already have great Uncharted movies, they're called Uncharted 1 through 4.
But here is the thing: Sony is the least competent Hollywood studio.
@@westrim can you post link of Nathan Fillion's fanfiction? I've always wanted him to be Drake but now he's too old to be Nate
I literally turned to my girlfriend in the theater and whispered "Peter Parkour"
Brilliant. Might be the best one yet. Thank you.
You had some real winners in this one.
"All the depth and backstory of a cave troll"
"This charming, one dimensional actor shows Tom Holland his acting career"
The morse code reading.
Dare I say; "Bravo gentlemen. Powerful stuff"
Sometimes movies come out that bring you a lot of joy with the sole fact that you don't have to watch them.
THANK YOU!! I was sad when HT didn't make the correlation between Jungle Cruise and The Mummy. I'm glad they acknowledged it in the opening to this one.
i think Nintendo is more like the Disney of gaming than PlayStation
Sony being the EA of film is absolutely spot on though lmao, this is literally how I've pictured them for 5 years, thank you Honest Trailers
They meant it in the business sense, not the content sense.
but were there ads during the film?
I've thought of them like that since Amazing Spider-Man
LMAO. Who the hell plays nintendo. They still on mario aren't they?
@@arcanea9598 Kinda like Disney is with Mickey Mouse.
That "Bravo gentlemen" was such a savage burn.
One of the cleverest HTs out there. Great job!
When epic voice said "Tom Raider" it took me a full ten seconds to get the joke and I had to repeat it 5 times to myself before giggling
Week 39 of asking for Honest TV Trailer for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Loser.
please do
For those of you who don’t know morse code, what he actually said was *“I love HT…and twiiiiiins”*
The sequence is .. / .-.. -- …- . / …. - / .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- / .- -. -.. / - .- .. .. .. .. .. .. -. …
Great decoding 🎧
So many "Yay, Morse" comments here. Good to see that at least one other person bothered to translate the code :)
For the persistent are the easter-eggs.
Dunno what "twiiiiiins" stands for, though. Any speculation? The movie w/ Arnie/DannyDeVito? Or just "twins"?
Given that this was for Uncharted, I'm surprised more people took literal code at face value. I'm also curious about the significance of the twiiiiiins, but I was thinking it would be really funny if this was a clever baby announcement to friends by sending them the link to the video and asking them to decode it.
Honestly, this is THE HONEST of all honest trailers 😜 EPIC
Full code is in higher frequency. It starts today.
One of the best Honest Trailers I've seen. It makes me happier about not watching this film, honestly.
this honest trailer finally makes me finally happy about watching this expensive-fanmade-by-hollywood-inspired-by-the-game movie, beside Nolan's cameo.
You are doing well here.
Thanks for the love,care and support.
It's a pleasure talking to you over here,where are you from??
The Marky Mark bit was PERFECT writing
Say Marky Mark enough times & you sound like a seal
When you've been out-acted by PS3 cutscenes, there might be a problem.
I mean.... for Uncharted they used actual proper actors not just random interns reading the script, actors they mocaped together acting out those scenes, not just combat animation and a highly experienced director (Gordon Hunt). so its not like Uncharted, etc level of video game acting was normal at the time. its more common now, bit it didn't used to be and that acting even then was on part with live action productions.
Movie's issues was that there was no heart to the writing. characters didn't feel like characters, they felt like excuses for action scenes/quip dispensers. The whole thing felt like it was written by an algorithm.
Didn't pander to China every 45 minutes. Seems like the algorithm missed
"From the Disney of Gaming and EA of Movies..." That got me killed. 😂
Unfaithful game adaptation part was😂😂😂
After the first mention of "parkour", I was like, "if they don't say "Starring: Peter Parkour",...."
The Morse code comment at the end was awesome! I actually chuckled when I figured out what was going on.
The text is a spoof. It reads "I love HT... and twiiiiiins" . HT is HonestTrailers, i assume. Dunno what twiiiiiins is intended to represent. If you don't speak Morse, try an online morse-to-text tool with dots and dashes.
3:47 "to a cave with not one but two boats inside.....Suck It, Goonies!"
and I'm dead 🤣
Funny how the wooden ships withstood all the impact on mountain and conveniently shatter to pieces when the plot demanded sure puts the Titanic to shame when it could not survive a scratch off the iceberg.
This was way better and more entertaining than the actual movie
Haven’t even seen this movie and the “cave Troll” comment had me dying. Love your videos!
Maybe hold off on video game adaptations until you get screenwriters that don’t have a seething hatred for video games. I still don’t know how we live in a world where Sonic the Hedgehog is the gold standard for these things.
I still weep for Gore Verbinski's Bioshock adaptation. He really seemed to appreciate the source material and could have done the game justice.
Or Detective Pikachu
Halo... most writers/producers of these 'adaptations' haven't even played the games and don't understand why fans love them so much
Thank God for Sonic The Hedgehog 2 atleast.
Imagine thinking Sonic movies are good.
Please do an Honest Streaming Trailer for Netflix's DARK and say "The Beginning is The End and The End is The Beginning" and "Sic Mundus Creatus Est".
In its defense, this movie did get me into the actual Uncharted franchise.
All of this is hilarious but for some reason I'm stuck laughing at Peter Parkour and Tom Raider like I'm 5
when you put Boston and a crucifix in your script you summon Marky Mark is the best thing said on an honest trailer
Thank you Uncharted for reminding us of what live action movie adaptations of video games are supposed to feel like. I was beginning to set expectations after two Sonic movies, but now I know better.
So, uh.... How's Mario treated you recently?
Just because actor is popular now, doesn't mean you have to cast him in all the current movies!
The cave troll part made me laugh out loud thank you 😭😭🤣
Honest Trailers are, more often then not,
the best thing about the movies they mock.
Man I thought something was wrong with my headphones when you did the Morse code bit 🤣🤣
Can't believe he didn't compare free guy to Westworld
Blown away by the Wahlberg impression it was incredible
I just knew it was ACTUALLY Mark talking. Then I thought, "What? No."
Yeah, I would have bet money on it but I don’t think he would make fun of himself that freely haha
@@marcwinslow685 Right. Most of these celebs lack a sense of humor. 😏
They actually did the Morse code one 😂😂😂😂
"after growing roughly five years from his childhood flashback"
ROTFLMAO because it seems true!
The morse code read was awesome. I definitely heared your epic voice in there.
I remember all the way back when (my first year of high school) when you released “Uncharted 4 honest trailers”
Kid that’s not all the way back. That’s like 4 years ago
@@MrJimheeren “kid” 2016 was 6 years ago (I’m 18
@@MrJimheeren sorry dawg you feel old I bet
It’s because you are 🤭
Thank you for roasting them! They made their money, so they can take a little ribbing. You guys have gone a little soft in some trailers. Marky mark jokes were my favorite 🤣
If i wanted to see the airplane scene from Uncharted 3 on the big screen, I would just re-watch the Living Daylights.
THANK YOU
It's movies ripping off games ripping off movies. It's the entertainment snake eating its own tail.
I really hoped you would talk about how they keep senselessly killing people for not much reason :') Nate basically commited like 15 murders while being cute about it in the movie
Discovering this channel is so wonderful…and once you’ve watched them all the wait for the new ones is so painful 😅
It pains me that there won't be any Twilight Honest Trailers. Those are my favourite
Painfull no not really waiting a week is not a problem for me unless you are 10 years old
This channel shows me all I need to see of modern films. Saving tons of money I probably wouldn't have spent away. 😉
"But when Marky Mark remarks on your mark, mark my words, you're Marky Mark's next mark" LOL!!!!!😆😂😂
Given my 1st name, it could read, "Mark heard, 'But when Marky Mark remark on your mark, mark my words, you're Marky Mark's next mark'", quoted Mark.
I didn't go in with a lot of expectations!
And to be honest, I liked the movie...a fun no-brainer.
same
Yeah, I played the games to death and enjoyed the movie.
It honestly looks so bad it's oddly good.
Yeah, it's a good movie, people just like to whine all the time :)
1000% spot on review (p.s - love The Office VO, hahaha, nice touch)
when marky mark's next mark.. damn that whole section was brilliant
😭 you’re so right in that Tom Holland has grown up to be a total one note actor aka the literal Mark Wahlberg
I literally unintentionally swear in my own language out of listening to the sarcasm of the narrator of this video.. comedy level off the charts🤣🤣
"from the Disney of gaming"
That's technically Nintendo so you already off to a bad st-
"And the EA of film"
Ahh, ok, now we're getting back on track.
I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking this haha
“You summon Mark Whalburg” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The makers of this movie were almost daring you to have a go. At one point, the two crosses are joined together to make a literal 'double cross'! And when the Marky Mark character pushed the 'autopilot' button, I was sure that was going to be in this Honest Trailer.
I guess there was just too much material.