How to SWEAR Like A Bionicle!

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @zer0wins915
    @zer0wins915 3 года назад +961

    Can’t wait to assert my dominance at school by using these words

    • @GhostlyWhiteGuy
      @GhostlyWhiteGuy 3 года назад +12

      Same

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 3 года назад +54

      im gonna walk up to the lads and say "whats up my fire spitta"

    • @africancouscous
      @africancouscous 3 года назад +12

      @Beckham yeah but many people in school are idiots and don’t know about bionicle

    • @Predaplanter
      @Predaplanter 3 года назад +21

      @@phantomaviator1318 YOU CAN'T SAY THAT, THAT'S RACIST-
      well atleast ya didn't say it the hard r way

    • @ShadeTheghazt
      @ShadeTheghazt 3 года назад +2

      Same

  • @TchotchkeSoldier
    @TchotchkeSoldier 3 года назад +1024

    'You're a lousy lime joint!' - Some Matoran.

  • @ryangagne5321
    @ryangagne5321 3 года назад +321

    3:04 "Now you TOO can be racist towards matorans of Ta-Koro!"

  • @cadendougherty2041
    @cadendougherty2041 2 года назад +126

    If someone tells me to "Go to Karzahni", a life-long friendship was formed in that moment

    • @SuperODST1
      @SuperODST1 Год назад +12

      Unfortunately someone recognizing my exclamation of "Karzahni" when I dropped something led to a friendship that ultimately resulted in me wanting to break something over his head.

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC Год назад +2

      @@SuperODST1 Hopefully not any BIONICLE figures. XD

    • @SuperODST1
      @SuperODST1 Год назад +5

      @@SupersuMC oh no, certainly not.
      Besides, the Stars Takanuva figure he gave me was too small to be effective for that

  • @ToaOfFusion
    @ToaOfFusion 3 года назад +211

    "Kid-friendly sentence enhancers" is something I never knew I needed in my life until now.

  • @VortexKiller2
    @VortexKiller2 2 года назад +465

    Lewa: "I'm going to smoke-breathe some dark-wet weed and my mind shall wind-fly as I get sky-high and none of you can stop me."
    The other Toa: "wtf bruh."

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 2 года назад +58

      Turaga Nuju: *gesticulates wildly then pantomimes taking a hit off Turaga Vakama's staff*

    • @_Roland157
      @_Roland157 2 года назад +11

      Makuta: w o t

    • @icarusgaming6269
      @icarusgaming6269 Год назад +22

      You should be banned from using tree-speak ever again

    • @googleyoflolz9930
      @googleyoflolz9930 Год назад +2

      @@icarusgaming6269 agreed

    • @Warhammer40k_enjoyer
      @Warhammer40k_enjoyer Год назад +8

      I had to google the effects of Marijuana and it said something about increased aggression so I thought oh g2 pohatu is just normal pohatu but high

  • @randomvids12347
    @randomvids12347 3 года назад +153

    Also referring to a bionicle as "cross-wired" means that they are saying some crazy things or they are acting crazy

  • @Headbringer
    @Headbringer Год назад +12

    “Stupid fire-spitters taking our jobs.” - Completely unrelated unnamed Po-Matoran craftsman

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC Месяц назад +2

      Ahkmou, probably.

  • @Obro
    @Obro 3 года назад +370

    This is a skill I did not know I needed

  • @jpeg6906
    @jpeg6906 3 года назад +328

    Also don’t forget the exclamation “Mata Nui!” Referring to their worlds deity. And one I personally made up “Son of Makuta!” which refers to the Rahkshi, and replaces our real world “Son of a-!”.

    • @shattter7199
      @shattter7199 3 года назад +10

      beach

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 3 года назад +14

      Son of a Nui-Jaga!

    • @icarusgaming6269
      @icarusgaming6269 Год назад +3

      Religion is very important to Matoran expressions, it comes up all the time

    • @jerrymazzola6017
      @jerrymazzola6017 Год назад +1

      I made up "Son of a Doom Viper," which refers to the aggressive, six-headed serpent with poisonous breath. In-universe, it's often used as a comparison. Like, "That's like keeping a Doom Viper for companionship" or "Like having a Doom Viper curled up next to you at bedtime."

    • @persomiissleepy
      @persomiissleepy 11 месяцев назад +1

      I just imagine someone saying 'Mata Nui' is the equivalent of saying 'dear god' or 'oh god.'

  • @graveboi9710
    @graveboi9710 Год назад +14

    1:26
    The idea of an entire group of eldritch demon robots acting like sitcom bullies to one of their members is really funny to me.
    Like I’m imagining a Makuta general fumbling an important campaign, and only avoiding punishment because he referred to it as “pulling a Spiriah”, which the other Makuta found so funny, they decided to ignore it and point and laugh at Spiriah instead.

  • @william_long1065
    @william_long1065 2 года назад +43

    The fact that BIONICLE has all the ingredients of strong world-building including detailed maps, languages AND swear words show that it is top tier fiction.

  • @MandoDin
    @MandoDin 3 года назад +112

    One time Vakama was trying to attack Voporak but kept failing, and he said a word that "Would've gotten him kicked out of the Ga-Metru school". Even Makuta was didn't think a Toa would say that

    • @googleyoflolz9930
      @googleyoflolz9930 Год назад +6

      what did he say wise Mandalorian 👀

    • @Warhammer40k_enjoyer
      @Warhammer40k_enjoyer Год назад +7

      What.was it he said oh wise turaga?

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC Год назад +7

      Vakama canonically said the Matoran equivalent of the f-word. XD

    • @GrizbyK72
      @GrizbyK72 11 месяцев назад +4

      It was some kind of phrase. Potentially aimed at Ga-Matoran specifically? It’s not unusual for people to say some horrific things in the heat of the moment that they don’t actually believe.

    • @boogaloobender3462
      @boogaloobender3462 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@GrizbyK72it's true, nokama called vakama a firespitter once

  • @tavogerard9691
    @tavogerard9691 3 года назад +124

    I've been calling people kohli head for over a decade now, this video is like coming home.

    • @googleyoflolz9930
      @googleyoflolz9930 Год назад +7

      Take me home to the place I belong
      toa slang
      Karzahni
      Roodaka is...
      Kinda hot

  • @bonesmcjones8454
    @bonesmcjones8454 3 года назад +373

    Man this is some Dark-wet content right here

  • @larrybacasmas2180
    @larrybacasmas2180 3 года назад +146

    Tahu gave Lewa the “F word” pass

  • @Bysthedragon
    @Bysthedragon 2 года назад +22

    I am currently in a Bionicle based RP group like D&D but it's a system specifically based around Bionicle called Doronai Nui.
    My character is a Bo-Toa (Toa of Plantlife) (Yes there are more than just the primary 6 elements in the Bionicle Universe, and no Air is not "Jungle", Damn G2...)
    My character got his hands on a spicy pepper and used his Plant powers to weaponize it to do Chemical based Fire Damage, it earned the name in the group "The Makuta Piss Pepper" cause I remembered somebody describing being "Pepper Sprayed" like "Being pissed on in the face by the Devil"
    My next goal is to invent a Combustible Lemon

    • @cakeboss4194
      @cakeboss4194 2 года назад +5

      Channeling your Cave Johnson, I see.

    • @Bysthedragon
      @Bysthedragon 2 года назад

      @@cakeboss4194 Yup!

    • @jonathanj.7549
      @jonathanj.7549 Год назад +2

      Bionicle dnd sounds fantastic

    • @persomiissleepy
      @persomiissleepy 11 месяцев назад +1

      Somebody help I'm wheezing over this

    • @xryeau_1760
      @xryeau_1760 11 месяцев назад +1

      I need the rulebook for this format

  • @voidlazar9912
    @voidlazar9912 Год назад +14

    That karzhani bit is freaking hilarious

  • @RHR199X
    @RHR199X 2 года назад +43

    Apparently the reason Matoran insult eachother so much was because Metru Nui had a civil war so by the time of the second movie no one in the main cast trusted eachother when they first met because the conflict just ended not that long ago.

    • @oblivion715
      @oblivion715 Год назад +6

      That explains so much.

    • @shiverfan4867
      @shiverfan4867 6 месяцев назад

      Wish it was mentioned in the movie

    • @boogaloobender3462
      @boogaloobender3462 5 месяцев назад +1

      It was actually further away than you think, it was like 80000 years before the movie

  • @insertname6811
    @insertname6811 3 года назад +20

    Top 5 bionicles who swore, you won't believe number 2!

  • @snekbreadmoncher
    @snekbreadmoncher 3 года назад +129

    Now I can swear like a bionicle, thanks!

  • @BovineDesigns
    @BovineDesigns Год назад +9

    That Karzahni car bit worked too well.

  • @roybucket4169
    @roybucket4169 3 года назад +32

    We have found levels of bionicle lore I never thought we'd reach.

  • @MrDarksol
    @MrDarksol 3 года назад +31

    'Just as Lego intended.'
    Watched this with my friend and we laughed so hard. Love the content that I discovered of you including the Ace Combat and now recent Bionicle bunge of videos.

  • @cameodamaneo
    @cameodamaneo 3 года назад +139

    That intro was dark-wet as hell.

  • @aidayukimasa
    @aidayukimasa 3 года назад +57

    actually can't believe you don't have 50 billion subs yet

  • @timcsmedic2162
    @timcsmedic2162 3 года назад +35

    I can get my sweet new ride with Karzahni! Thanks Oboe.... 👍

  • @maharage923
    @maharage923 Год назад +5

    The Karzahni car dealership bit destroyed me

  • @misterbiscuit3706
    @misterbiscuit3706 3 года назад +79

    Piraka is basically the bionicle version of the N word-

    • @SomeKindaSpy
      @SomeKindaSpy 2 года назад

      now im just imagining a gang straight up calling themselves the N---as but unironically.

    • @mberka12
      @mberka12 2 года назад +27

      I thought fire spitter was the bionicle version of the N-word

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC Год назад +3

      @@mberka12 It is.

    • @janosd4nuke
      @janosd4nuke Год назад +14

      ​@@mberka12Yyyup, fire spitter is more ethnic, piraka is more 'occupational' so thug/gangster/raider but goes a bit harder.

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator Год назад +5

      The gang is on the loose
      Nothing you can do

  • @elpretender1357
    @elpretender1357 3 года назад +13

    Someone who's a pro at writing told me my world must have unique insults, I thought it was a joke but after watching this video I think he was right

  • @spiderpsycho_8887
    @spiderpsycho_8887 Год назад +8

    I was exposed to Roodaka as a child and she ruined my life.

  • @morganbensel3771
    @morganbensel3771 3 года назад +10

    If we all start speaking and writing in bionicle we can take over

    • @fallman3600
      @fallman3600 3 года назад +3

      “No no he’s got a point”

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 3 года назад +2

      Been trying it for years, to mixed results.

  • @kylzepolaczkowaty2197
    @kylzepolaczkowaty2197 3 года назад +15

    We don't have enough bionicle lore
    I want more comics

  • @teddys1359
    @teddys1359 3 года назад +30

    The matoran in the thumbnail is saying the F word for anybody wondering

  • @Shiny_Silv
    @Shiny_Silv 9 месяцев назад +2

    when firespitter dream-shares something so kholi headed you gotta hit him with that le-metru stare

  • @SuperODST1
    @SuperODST1 Год назад +10

    0:41 made me burst out laughing 🤣 also I used to learn Bionicle curses, to the point I would sometimes say Karzahni as an exclamation as they said it was in the encyclopedia both of which I read cover to cover. The only time someone got it was when of my roommates was a Bionicle fan. Pity he was a prick otherwise.

  • @Anton-de5vu
    @Anton-de5vu Год назад +2

    God every time someone says “A Bionicle” it’s like the same feeling as nails on a chalkboard

  • @canrex7540
    @canrex7540 3 года назад +11

    This channel will sooth my Bionicle heart for the time being.

  • @ox.the.hellbull
    @ox.the.hellbull 2 года назад +57

    "Vakama can't tell roodaka he wants to ___ her rakshi heads"
    That hit different 😂

    • @SuperODST1
      @SuperODST1 Год назад +8

      Oh my god I forgot that's what-- oh my god🤣

    • @shiverfan4867
      @shiverfan4867 6 месяцев назад +1

      Vakama was a bit quirky

  • @josefstalin9678
    @josefstalin9678 3 года назад +22

    After watching this I can confidently say, without any proper research whatsoever, that there is absolutely roodaka rule 34 because that's just how the internet works

    • @ammarpratama1207
      @ammarpratama1207 3 года назад +6

      Go to Karzahni, Stalin

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC 3 года назад +4

      Unfortunately, there is. :(

    • @Warhammer40k_enjoyer
      @Warhammer40k_enjoyer Год назад +3

      And I thought bionicle was untouched by weird fanart

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC Год назад +1

      ​@@Warhammer40k_enjoyer Have you heard of Humanicle? Search that up for some truly cursed images.

    • @afrightenedsloth
      @afrightenedsloth Год назад

      @@Warhammer40k_enjoyer Well aren’t you just a kholli headed fire spitter…

  • @tornaghmalumenis6834
    @tornaghmalumenis6834 3 года назад +72

    You forgot a lot of words. Cordak is a slang term that can be all nominative, verbal and adjective. It's not an insult but means basically someone who failed at something at the worst possible level. Like the Toa Cordak.

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 3 года назад +24

      So _thaaat's_ why the Mahri's blasters were so lame.

    • @mitchellbambam5926
      @mitchellbambam5926 2 года назад +13

      Don’t worry I have a FAILIURE blaster

    • @tornaghmalumenis6834
      @tornaghmalumenis6834 2 года назад +5

      @@mitchellbambam5926 more like desperation but yes

    • @jerrymazzola6017
      @jerrymazzola6017 Год назад +12

      No, the term "Cordak" took on the meaning of "desolation" after the death of Lesovikk's team and the local Turaga going mad and sending the entire Matoran population to Karzahni. Pretty sure before that, 'Cordak' was probably just the name of the island where the Toa team was based, like 'Cordak Nui.' Of course now, "Cordak Nui" means, "Great Desolation." It's fitting.

  • @pathfindersavant3988
    @pathfindersavant3988 Год назад +2

    "The definitive sign of great world build is in-universe swear words."
    My N'wah!

  • @TheBohrokMan
    @TheBohrokMan 3 года назад +20

    Gotta drop some of these into my stop motion

    • @springbonnie7641
      @springbonnie7641 3 года назад +1

      Man you also upload great content, keep up the good stopmotion

  • @someboy7955
    @someboy7955 3 года назад +7

    You are doing Mata Nui’s work

  • @hansfriedrich7737
    @hansfriedrich7737 Год назад +2

    man, i suddenly have the urge to find my old bionicle tub and build something

  • @commanderblackheart5856
    @commanderblackheart5856 3 года назад +36

    2:46 "She betrayed the brotherhood of makuta" (show's a picture of brutaka, who at that point in time was in a cave guarding the Ignika.)

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 2 года назад +6

      The picture in the video is The Shadowed One, the head of the Dark Hunters. Brutaka is bipedal, wields a double bladed sword and wears the Great Kanohi Olmak.

    •  Год назад +3

      ​@@Dargonhuman when it gets to the makuta, it shows Brutaka.

    • @boogaloobender3462
      @boogaloobender3462 5 месяцев назад +1

      Brutaka actually did serve the Brotherhood before he joined the Order of Mata Nui

  • @Mancer77
    @Mancer77 3 года назад +21

    I only speak in bionicle

  • @brennanvilcheck9469
    @brennanvilcheck9469 2 года назад +7

    Technically, while not canon, some of the community will replace the f word with Thok.
    So, if you want to tell someone to f*** off, you say thok off.

  • @kumat0ra672
    @kumat0ra672 Год назад +4

    That's fire-spitter with a hard R!

  • @Edo_TM
    @Edo_TM 2 года назад +7

    This is oddly educational ... I LOVED IT !!!

  • @simonlarsson1599
    @simonlarsson1599 3 года назад +5

    I am loving the bionicles content man!

  • @ewanayres9576
    @ewanayres9576 3 года назад +5

    Next the entire bionicle storyline

  • @TheAnalatheist
    @TheAnalatheist 3 года назад +5

    Incredibly important video.

  • @ScisaacFisaac
    @ScisaacFisaac 2 года назад +3

    Honorable mention: TOHUNGA

  • @kaedemisawa5942
    @kaedemisawa5942 Год назад +1

    home slice really put up an image of Brutaka while bringing up the Brotherhood of Makuta.

  • @AllThatJazz94
    @AllThatJazz94 3 месяца назад +1

    0:42 - You had me almost drop my pan with that! 😂

  • @Jesus_Wojak
    @Jesus_Wojak 5 месяцев назад +1

    "You smelt to much smelter fumes, firespiter"

  • @ClaireDuhLune
    @ClaireDuhLune 3 года назад +62

    I have an unhealthy obsession with Roodaka

  • @19235641
    @19235641 3 года назад +6

    More of these Bionicle vids please!

  • @lightborn9071
    @lightborn9071 Год назад +3

    Just to clarify: They are not called 'Bionicles' there are several species and races in this fictional universe, like Matorans, Skakdi and more.
    'Bionicle' stands for 'Biological Chronicle'

  • @christopheryip8048
    @christopheryip8048 Год назад +3

    1:36 Aw cmon, Miserix is a sweet build! His creator even made a new build recently that looks even better!

    • @xryeau_1760
      @xryeau_1760 11 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, I'm not sure there's much shame in being killed an ancient demonic dragon

  • @icarusgaming6269
    @icarusgaming6269 Год назад +5

    Kolhii was the ball used in a Matoran sport of the same name, so a Kolhii-head is a ballhead

    • @xryeau_1760
      @xryeau_1760 11 месяцев назад +1

      The ball is also made of stone

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC Месяц назад +2

      ​@@xryeau_1760 So stonehead.

  • @f00lish_commentator8
    @f00lish_commentator8 3 года назад +6

    *Says Brotherhood of Makuta
    *Shows Brutaka

    • @Goofiest_goober838
      @Goofiest_goober838 2 года назад +5

      Actually Brutaka was a member of the Brotherhood before he joined the Order of Mata Nui

  • @HordikaNate3821
    @HordikaNate3821 Год назад +3

    Not an insult per say, but Mistika means "spirit of the Mist", so that could be Bionicle for pothead

  • @HunhowsShadowStalker
    @HunhowsShadowStalker Год назад +1

    We all deserve to go to Karzahni after this.

  • @fauz6239
    @fauz6239 Год назад +1

    I was not ready for what went down in this video

  • @tjroyal3101
    @tjroyal3101 Год назад +3

    Yall forgot "cross-wired" for crazy

  • @deadchannelxd4782
    @deadchannelxd4782 3 года назад +3

    This changed my life

  • @saimarivera9782
    @saimarivera9782 2 года назад +1

    def gonna stand up to bullies with these words

  • @KnightedSilverWolf
    @KnightedSilverWolf Год назад +2

    Hes got more rocks in his head than a po-matoran

  • @CamKoudo
    @CamKoudo Год назад +1

    Bionicles are just built different 😂

  • @steventalvinzvestal420
    @steventalvinzvestal420 6 месяцев назад +1

    If only FailSafe knew these words.

  • @djmohglojojo
    @djmohglojojo 3 года назад +5

    Cant believe this was posted 3 hrs ago lmfaooo so hilarious. I literally loled

  • @AWholeLegionary
    @AWholeLegionary 2 года назад +6

    Don't be attracted to snake lady.
    Don't be attracted to snake lady.
    Don't br attracted to snake lady.
    Damn it all... 4pm, time for my daily betrayal.

    • @PetroBeherha
      @PetroBeherha Год назад +1

      This is the first time I heard of Roodaka and I almost feel the same way.

  • @frogmouth2
    @frogmouth2 2 года назад +2

    I keep hearing skylanders music in random videos. Wonderful.

  • @iansahleen1173
    @iansahleen1173 3 года назад +1

    Literally the best thing RUclips has ever recommended me

  • @BovineDesigns
    @BovineDesigns Год назад +1

    Finally, content catered to my needs!

  • @Maniac4Bricks
    @Maniac4Bricks 3 года назад +10

    1:18 I have the biggest grin on my face if that's really true.

    • @kraglynn
      @kraglynn Год назад +3

      It is, it’s mentioned specifically in one of the books, they introduced themselves as the Piraka to the Toa Inika

  • @thecianinator
    @thecianinator Год назад +1

    Bro that reference to Roodaka's "rahkshi heads" 😂😂 holy shit

  • @CheddahSlingah
    @CheddahSlingah 3 года назад +9

    Watching these is destroying my video recommendations

    • @brookiecookie472
      @brookiecookie472 3 года назад

      Same

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC 2 года назад +3

      I wouldn't say it's destroying them, merely improving them. ;-)

  • @Raidmasterprod
    @Raidmasterprod 3 года назад +1

    So much Bionicle content lately... subscribed.

  • @joshuamu9273
    @joshuamu9273 Год назад +2

    ‘Holy gadunka’

  • @patrickr.1433
    @patrickr.1433 3 года назад +2

    smugly: did you wrong-turn?

  • @BasementDweller_
    @BasementDweller_ Год назад +1

    The forbidden knowledge.

  • @bruhvinski
    @bruhvinski 3 года назад +11

    OK but can you do a video essay on the movies and videogames?I need that void filled

  • @Skeeballman64
    @Skeeballman64 Год назад +1

    Very helpful guide.

  • @Kirb6969
    @Kirb6969 2 года назад +1

    This video thought me much knowledge more than school did

  • @chuganautics9284
    @chuganautics9284 3 года назад +2

    A gift from the great spirit!

  • @joaquinalvarez2426
    @joaquinalvarez2426 Год назад +1

    Fire-spiter sound much like the chilean "weon", a slang that in the right context could be either "my close friend" or "stupid asshole".

  • @rafael0alves
    @rafael0alves 3 года назад +45

    2:42 pretty accurate representation of real women

  • @notawesomebread
    @notawesomebread 3 года назад +3

    how to be racist, the bionicle way

  • @Guciom
    @Guciom Год назад +2

    1:25 Kind of like if a street gang called themselves "The Motherfuckers!".

  • @2Dtube1
    @2Dtube1 9 месяцев назад +1

    Might be super late but to insult someone in terms of their power it seems like people can reference diminutive (for a lack of a better term) instances of their element, such as when Makuta called Tahu a "Toa of Ash", or maybe for example "drizzle" in substitution for water.

  • @cordak_Blaster
    @cordak_Blaster 2 года назад +4

    0:11 have a bar

  • @coffeepot3123
    @coffeepot3123 2 года назад +1

    If you see some unbelievable shit you can also say: "By Mata Nui .. "

  • @reb3lvagabond238
    @reb3lvagabond238 Год назад +1

    Mfw bros up here acting all kolhii-headed

  • @GrievousFrom
    @GrievousFrom 3 года назад +2

    That gorramn fecking Karzahni

    • @GogakuOtaku
      @GogakuOtaku Год назад +1

      I think you mean “frakking”

  • @swankypants9366
    @swankypants9366 3 года назад +1

    I really hope this isnt an elaborate prank

    • @brod8142
      @brod8142 3 года назад

      Nope, as I Bionicle fan I can confirm he is telling the truth. The only thing I hadn’t heard of prior was Dark-Wet.

  • @ENDrain
    @ENDrain Год назад +1

    *outro music* oh COME OOON
    WHERE'S MY CD I GOTTA INSTALL THAT SHIT AGAIN

  • @nicholasmanibusan1380
    @nicholasmanibusan1380 8 месяцев назад +1

    If ya'll want the Biblically Accurate Spiriah, Look up Belial (They both have a Similar Definition). And Karzahni is basically Bionicle's N-Korea.