Weekend Update: Pete Davidson on Sexually Transmitted Diseases - SNL
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- Опубликовано: 11 окт 2019
- Pete Davidson stops by Weekend Update to talk about getting tested for sexually transmitted diseases.
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“With more on this, OBVIOUSLY, it’s Pete Davidson”
LOL
ya i heard that too
I wonder if we have to sign a nondisclosure agreement to watch SNL. Jesus. www.vulture.com/2019/12/pete-davidson-making-fans-sign-usd1-million-ndas-for-stand-up.html
Omg I died!
Then he actually said "I look like I have all of them"!!!!
😂😂😁💀💀💀💀👻👻👻👻
Right at the moment I saw this I read it in almost perfect sync with Colin
That was funny as hell!!
“i don’t know if you’ve seen the joker but you should start being WAYYY nicer to me” LMFAOOO
Davidson is no threat to anyone! This dude has the strength of a newborn baby!
Complex Matt 😂
@@JUSTDREAMFREE you dont need strength to use a gun .. the joker wasn't a threat to anyone
@@MrRetroswag
Sorry to be the one to tell you the truth but...
The Joker is a fictional character...
Davidson on the other hand just looks like a funny fictional character...
Welcome back to reality David 😉
@@JUSTDREAMFREE Sorry to tell you that there are a million "Jokers" out there. Every mentally ill person that goes and shoots up a public place are examples dummy. Do you think Dillian Roof was a threat ? You don't live in reality so I cant welcome you back
Pete can't even stop from breaking character when he's playing himself.
Pete, like Leslie Jones, were stand ups, not actors.
@@michaeladkins6 Don't get me wrong: Pete can be funny. But out of all of the current cast, he's probably the worst.
@@SylvesterFox007 what?
SylvesterFox007 But there are a few characters he plays that he’s just perfect for, like Chad for instance. And I do love him on Update. I think he knows what he’s good at and he doesn’t care about anything else lol, which is a pretty cool place to be professionally at 25 years old
SylvesterFox007 honestly 😂
“The flu is like 4 syphalises”
8 if it's corona
Or is it syphilie
*Words of wisdom from Pete Davidson!*
2000th like boss
“I don’t know if you’ve seen the joker but I think you should start being WAYYY nicer to me”
😂😂😂
how did i miss that joke
Pete's fucking hilarious, we don't gotta worry about him going Joker until he starts going down hill
He does have mental health so that makes it better
That’s was the funniest stuff I’ve heard today
That was probably the funniest comment of this whole skit
"I'm worried that you might be giving people bad advice"
"Definitely"
Your comment has 69 likes, so I'm not going to ruin that.
@@NESherv If you would, I'd have 68, as in "do me now and I owe you one"
Today more more people live for bad advice..
Amber Rose I'm a hoe and "proud" and slutwalk movements are one example.. 🙄😒
‘Especially because antibiotic-resistant strains of chlamydia, gonnorhea, and syphilis are all now of concern, per the CDC’ - Debbie Downer
www.nbcnews.com/health/sexual-health/3-common-stds-becoming-untreatable-what-happens-now-n642161
Great comedian
Pete looks like if Voldemort moved to Florida and got into coke
Crohn's disease is a bitch lol
Nathan Morris oof
hahahahahahahhahahahaha thank you.
Nathan Morris you get Chrons
Drugs are a hell of a drug
ON A SERIOUS NOTE: these 3 (chlamydia and gonorrhea and syphilis) are becoming resistant to treatment as treatment becomes more common. So this is bad.
Very very bad!!!
Or we are becoming more immune to them.
@@KillaSin515 no were becoming immune to antibiotics not to STDs.
🤣🤣🤣
Booo
“I get tested all the time because, you know, I look like I got all of them. And I might have created my own.” PETE-
where’s the lie
SCIENCE!!!!
Im glad you watched the same video as I did
Why was I thinking this!! LOL 😆
CrueLxMelodY lolololol
To be fair, Pete does look like patient zero. 🤣😂😭
More like patient -1, am I rite?
@@JacobSantosDev : The word you're looking for is "right". A "rite" is a ritual to be performed. You're welcome.
Would rather start patient zero instead of Rashford
@@sfmike711 yeah I no
@@sfmike711
You're a blast at parties, amirite?
*Pete looks like he’s on every type of drugs in the planet. And I love when his still alive and thriving.*
And, like Courtney Love and Keith Richards, he's somehow alive and kicking. Meanwhile, Michael Jackson and Prince and Tom Petty took painkillers and now they're gone.
Ur photo tho
i don’t think anyone that’s on every type of drug can be alive and thriving
He's Alive??
Laurie May I think you missed the joke
Colin- “I’m worried that you’re giving people bad advice.”
Pete- “Oh definitely!”
Literally me, to me. 🤣🤣🤣
Pete's delivery of jokes gets me every time.
It's all about breaking the fourth wall on SNL Weekend Report. They regularly try to trip each other up with the teleprompter.
"Does everything in my generation have to be a reboot?"
No, but that is what they're pushing, sadly.
We are living in a stalled century.
Ironic because he’s currently filming a suicide squad reboot
@@urihoch3589 - don't confuse the word reboot with sequel
And Gen-X says they don't cause problems for the rest of us.
He looks like the original 60s Joker, but w more "issues".
Jenni Lang ***news in from 2030: Pete Davidson will be nominated for a Oscar for the best portrayal of the twisted clown....Americans starts learning mandarin way too late....and Michelle Obama & Oprah win the White House in a landslide decision over The Rock & Mia Love.
So, the 2019 Joker that Joaquin Phoenix played?
@@canaisyoung3601 yes...it was successful...so you think Hollywood won’t remake it..?
@@guero2faded my comment was a futuristic news headline from 2030. I, myself, would be worried why 20+ other people got it BUT you didn’t.
Man suicide squad became suicide watch real quick...
"Calling me that guy who lost his car at a music festival-which I looked up, it wasn't me."
Coffee almost came out of my nose.... LOL
Just saw joker and the " you should start being nicer to me" line really got me
Do you want to hear another joke cooolin ?
Knock knock.
the "you child" really got me lmao
When the dude who banged Ariana Grande riffs with the dude banging Scarlett Johansson... Is it okay to hate them both?
Docktor Jim It makes more sense to hate yourself for being so genetically useless.
Pete Davidson always laughing at his own jokes is my mood all the time
Pete constantly looks like he’s about to die from a rare fungal disease
Or syphilis
Showtime123 he has chrons disease like me🥺 so we in this together
@Matthew Alkman he has crohn's disease
Matthew Alkman Really? Huh.... I thought it was from staying up too late
Matthew Alkman it’s chrones. My bf has it and he always looks super tired. He poops all day and he gets sick sometimes from eating. Some people with the disease have to have big surgeries. It’s horrible.
Why is Pete always on SNL as himself?
Because he is a character in and of himself
He doesn't do characters
Jon T he’s Chad
his raw material and standup are wayyyyyy better than any role he's had tbh
because at first he thought his life was a tragedy but then he learned its a comedy...
Before the joker joke I was like
“hmmm if anyone was to be worried about...its Pete”
Wasted 15 minutes trying to Google "David Peterson" jesus I'm dumb
*chuckling
The best part about this one is his interaction with Colin Jost.
Stands to reason; they're Both from Staten Island
"You gonna risk all that ethnic harmony to stop a few busted pipes from dripping? " 😂
That's a pretty epic sentence
@@_youneedtoleave6968 but not his first choice
He’s talking about his Ariana grade Mexican heroes he got from her
@@tonipajamas763 I think she is Italian...
@@stfa9553 I'm pretty sure whether she's italian isn't the only thing wrong with that dude's sentence.. Ariana "grade" Mexican "heroes" I have a sneaking suspicion that was supposed to say GRANDE and HERPES but whatever. As if herpes has an ethnicity-
Pete Davidson is seriously one of the funniest writers on this show. Its so casual and real, that I'm always hanging on every word because I know he's really going to say something funny.
I love how Pete just sits there stoned, telling jokes like he ain't on tv, and just sat at home with his mates! Love him!
2:09: no one says anything
Pete: “that guy’s like green” 😂😂
Joe Lofrese and colin immediately putting his head in his hand lmao
"I'm saying to ppl, wear a condom, BUT since you WON'T" 😂 dayyum...that right there...
Shaughne Gonzalez truth af, right?!
get antibiotics
"The CLAP and Rambo came back the same year, and neither of them are wanted"
Rambo = $727 million.
Davidson = $558,000 a year, if he shows up for work.
ReL0ad3r The only people who saw rambo are people in china who watch any american movie with explosions
@@JUSTDREAMFREE nice fallacy lol
@Juan Carlos Rivera
Don't get so happy Juan, he doesn't make that much, he hardly shows up to work! so cut that in half, plus add in the cost of living in New York and paying for his drugs + money to his agent and IRS, state, and local taxes and I'm sure he's broke most of the time.
@@Thurnishaley6969
Were you trying to be funny with your racist joke?
'i look like I have all of them...... And I might have created my own' XD bro I'm dead
Pete is my only reason for watching SNL.
Ok
Same
Same
A scathing indictment on the state of SNL.
I love how Pete comes onto Update and just monologues/talks with the hosts instead of using it as a dumping ground for characters they can't build a sketch around.
Literally flew from Atlanta, where he's filming The Suicide Squad rn, to be there. Major props! Glad he's back 💪👏
I knew it!! Can’t wait to be assassin rivals with him!
Pete Davidson in Suicide Squad?!
Love Pete
@@OMWTFYB yup!
@@OMWTFYB yeah. The cast is insane
"The clap and Rambo came back in the same year" 😂
Did you think “Busted Pipes Drippin” was my first choice 😂
I thought he was about to say “want to hear a joke”
What do you get when u get a sociopath mixed with a society who hates everything?
U GET WHAT U FUCKIN DESERVE
All those upvotes and both of you quoted it wrong. 😑
@@TheMarc388 i watched ot a few days ago so i fprgpt what he exactly said
Pete Davidson.....the most unfunny member on SNL.
Knock knock
"I look like I have all of them."
Exactly what I said about him before he said it lmaooo
Colin Farrell is the ultimate hottie, Harvard educated,extremely handsome w/cute factor that usually means he will still be appealing as an older man! And,he has the best personality. Total opposite than raccoon eyes there!
His eyes are like that because of an illness.
@@BabyGrl725 -- Really? What illness? That's too bad.
@@markmh835 Crohn's disease
2:38 this is what Pete was talking about when he said they make jokes about him behind is back
Good call!
What do you mean?
@@rigira It's from his interview with Charlamagne
Thanks
I’m here after watching his interview with charlamagne and I’m wondering if he was being for real when he told guy to be nicer to him.
Okc King405 he definitely was
fr
i just watched that interview and I feel a little sad after hearing about his experience on SNL
Andrea right!!!
Same
I love how Colin instantly linked the STDs with Pete Davison!
It's almost like they wrote it that way.
He looks like a guy who doesn't have sex with randos. He lost arianas love and now he's depressed
“Is Pete on drugs?” And other stupid questions I actually asked myself.
He's in recovery...or maybe you joke went over my head.
Shazi Gets Sober ah! I didn’t know that because I’m a dummy.
That's exactly what o though when I saw him.
But it could be worse, he could be off his meds and havent been sleeping and thats why he looks like that.
The most annoying and unfunny cast member ever...I switch channels when he comes on!
He looks and acts like an ADHD adult not taking correct prescription meds or therapy for that and on on crack.
"You think busted pipes dripping was my choice of words?"
I love Pete Davidson, and he's my favorite cast member. However, as someone who treats STD's, they need to be taken much more seriously- including the "curable" ones.
Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, and Syphilis can all cause fertility issues- and the damage is permanent! It is imperative that you get tested regularly, and after each new sexual partner, so that if you contract an STD, you can treat it immediately before you have long-term problems.
With that said, bacterial diseases are becoming harder to treat as more and more are becoming "super strains." There are superstrains of Gonorrhea that can make it extremely difficult or impossible to cure. We call it the Incurable Clap, and it's terrifying. So don't go around haphazardly having sex thinking STD's are curable. Some are, some are not. But they ALL pose serious harm and risk if not found and successfully treated.
If it burns when you pee, and/or you have a discharge, and/or an unusual mark or growth on your genitals, and/or you notice anything out of the ordinary or don't feel well, get tested immediately.
Important to note, unprotected sexual activity causes HPV. While HPV is the most common STD, it still should not be taken lightly, as it causes cancer in both MEN AND WOMEN. And, it can be contracted not just through intercourse, but also through hand jobs, fingering, and oral sex. IT. CAUSES. CANCER! I, myself, have pre-cancer of the cervix from HPV. It can also cause GENITAL WARTS, which are not cute. Take it seriously. If you're between the ages of 9 and 45, or your child is, get all the rounds of the Gardasil vaccine! Men, women, boys, and girls- get vaccinated.
ALL women over the age of 21 should get a pap smear every year to check for cell changes to the cervix. Cervical cancer primarily strikes young women in their 20's and 30's- ensure that you are getting yearly pap smears and practicing safe sex. I had pre-cancer of my cervix less than one year after losing my virginity at 20. I was not practicing safe sex. Be smarter than me.
Unless you are in a committed, monogamous relationship with a person you trust to not cheat and you both have zero STD's, you should be using protection every single time. And every single sexually active person should regularly get tested, regardless of being in a committed relationship. As a married 30 year old woman, I recently learned that my husband has been cheating on me for years, so betrayal of trust and fidelity can happen to anyone with any relationship status. The first thing I did after I threw my husband out? I got tested.
Part of being sexually active means taking responsibility for your sexual health. Be smart about your sex practices, and get routinely tested.
In addition, never be shy about asking someone to use protection. This goes for everyone, but especially women. As a female, I know that feeling of not wanting to ask the guy to use a condom and seem like a buzzkill- but if you want to use protection, then be a boss ass bitch and demand it! You're the one who has to live with any negative consequences to your health, so speak up for yourself and protect yourself!
Furthermore, ask someone for proof of their most recent STD test. Make sure it is less than 3 months old. Ask how many sexual partners they have had since that test, and if the answer is more than zero, either use protection or don't sleep with that person until they have obtained a new test.
Always be honest with any prospective sexual partner and tell them upfront beforehand if you have an STD- NEVER EVER CONCEAL THAT! This goes for HPV too! Even if you use protection, that person still has a right to know BEFORE you engage in ANY sexual act. A person with a weaker immune system and certain health conditions can be more likely to contract an STD, so if you fall under that category, be extra cautious!
Lastly, if you do end up contracting an STD (no matter which one), always, always, ALWAYS contact every sexual partner you have had during that time, and tell them that you learned you have an STD and that they should go in and be tested immediately. Yes, it's embarrassing, but you have to do it. Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis all cause infertility (and other ghastly stuff) if not treated in time. The sooner you know you have it, the sooner you can start treatment and avoid permanent scarring of your reproductive organs. Don't not tell someone they might be infected- even if that person is an asshole who wronged you.
You can choose to send an anonymous card to the people you have infected, just be sure that one way or another, they absolutely learn that a sexual partner of theirs has recently been diagnosed with an STD, and that they need to get tested and treated immediately. Many clinics will give the partner(s) you've been with free antibiotics, or scripts for antibiotics without having to be tested- they just have to go and pick them up. It varies from clinic to clinic and state to state.
And remember, there are still plenty of other STD's out there that antibiotics cannot cure. Herpes and HIV are more prevalent than you realize, and while treatable, they will never ever go away.
Your sexual health is a very important responsibility. Arm yourself with knowledge, speak up, protect yourself, and get tested every 3 months and after each new sexual partner. Get in to be tested immediately if you're experiencing issues.
Wishing you all great (safe) sex!
you should have a channel promoting this awareness
Love that you posted this!!!! Excellent. And, thank you!
Your life can be changed forever from having one of these illnesses for a day. I have a friend struggling to get pregnant at 31 after her ex called us and had us go pick up some meds for her a few days after they slept together in college-she was only just starting to show symptoms on Monday when we went in to her doctor: we were 19 when I took her to that doctor and it's never stopped causing problems for her. Young people really need all this awesome advice!! Although if I didn't trust my relationship enough to stop getting tested while in it, I wouldn't even be in it at all. I'm sorry that dickhead you married was good enough at trickery to trick you into thinking he was reasonable to marry.
A. M. B. Also, my boyfriend and I found out the hard way that men can't be tested for HPV. So it's incredibly hard to determine who gave it to you and when if you have multiple sexual partners before you come up positive (as a woman). As for men, unless you see something related to HPV, it's difficult to impossible to know it's even there.
A. M. B. Dude gtfo
“With more on this OBVIOUSLY is Pete Davidson” 😭
Pete is taking the grunge look to a whole new level but somehow I’m still here for it???
He has Crohn's disease. It can easily make you look like a heroin addict. 😔
@@HH-gv8mx I feel like they just mean his aesthetic lol cause I'm with them on this, he looks good with or without the disease
@@mariacastro700 WOOORRRRDDD
@@HH-gv8mx - I wasn't aware he has Crohn's Disease. Prayers up for him. Bravo to him giving us his sense of humor.
He just got back from suicide squad filming and that's his characters look.
Ahh 2019, when the only diseases we talked about contracting were Gonhorrea and syphilis..
Simpler times, a year ago...
those were the days....
"Does everything in my generation have to be a reboot?" LMAO
The problem is that coming along with this rise in STDs is a rise in antibiotic resistant chlamydia.
@@-.00__I__o8o__I__00. It's fear mongering if it's fake but this shit is real. Just travel to Thailand for a bit and see for yourself.
Stop fucking then
@@-.00__I__o8o__I__00. not fear mongering. Its literally what happens when it comes to diseases and antibiotics.
@@Seashellsbytheseashore21 no, you seemed to be denying it. Resistance to antibiotics isbreal... you know...because of evolution
@@TheNebraska402 what are you even saying? Must have replied to the wrong person
Pete is morphing into a caricature of his younger self.
we all are ...
Thanks @@jamesfranco6685
"All these things can be cured with a shot. What's the problem?"
Oh, this clip from October 2019 aged so ironically.
“I’ve seen the joker and I think you should start being a lot nicer to me”
"The flu is like 4 syphilises" -Pete Davidson 2019
Pete’s actually grown on me significantly :)
Pete is awesome 😂 I’d truly love to be his friend I’d be laughing 24/7
2:54 IM DYING THAT WAS SO PERFECT
HE’S BAAAAAACK 😍
Make sure you’re sleeping and eating and drinking enough water Pete 💕
Oh good, Pete finally found his car.
He had to look it up to see that it wasn't him? Is he sure?
Well now he knows how it feels to have SNL crack jokes about him (remember Pete calling Dan Crenshaw "a hitman in a porno").
@@canaisyoung3601 Just a hitman to the environment who only changed his tune after he was called out for his b.s. 1980s stance.
@@canaisyoung3601 and that gave the guy some visibility. At least, he'll be known as That Republican Vet from SNL. And if you think comedians are not used to being made fun off... You're definitely not the one 😅
@@canaisyoung3601 Yeah but that was funny
@Emma XTC i don't care that they made fun of him, it just wasn't as funny as that hitman in a porno joke
Pete is honestly one of the only comedians I actually find funny he kills me 😂
Love how straight up he is. He talks shit so swiftly😂
0:17 "undeserved" Pete, you may not know it, but you bring joy to so many people like myself. it's easy to get in your own head about things, but I (and so many people) appreciate, love and support what you do.
Who else wants Pete Davidson start acting in movies
Who else wants Pete Davidson to be their next door neighbor
Pete looks like he’s never been outside and I LOVE IT
"Diseases are back, after so many years...does everything in my generation have to be a reebot? ...Like The Clap and Rambo came back in the same year...and neither of them were wanted"
I'm dying here, brilliant.
Love Pete, he delivers every line perfectly. Happy to have another Davidson weekend update
Pete makes me laugh so hard every time he’s on weekly update
I get tested all the time because you know, I look like I have all of them 😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭!!!
uh I forgot how funny this kid is. glad he’s back
reese givens I think he’s filming Suicide Squad
Pete seriously looks sick .He is either seriously anemic or on drugs.Not sleeping would not make peoples eyes that dark underneath.He seriously needs to see a Doctor right away!
bridget cafarella he got Crohn disease that’s why his eyes are like that n skin color
He's a fouled mouth punk
Foul mouthed punk*
Use protection, folks! The stakes are too high to risk it
Pete said there's pills for it.
You called me that guy who lost his car at a music festival for a week
Which I looked up, it was not me
Classic Pete Davidson
I love how Jost shakes his hand and pats him on the back after
Always love Pete. So glad he’s back 💜
Pete is so funny he should be on every video y'all upload😂
Pete: "Don't come to school tomorrow"
People in McDonald's at 3AM: Visible Confusion
"I looked it up, it wasn't me" hahaah Love it
I was worried where my favorite mentally and physically I'll cast member went.
Amanda Schmidt he was filming the sequel to Suicide Squad
Pls edit this and say ill.
Amanda Schmidt My phone is also unaware ill is a word! Drives me nuts! It’s not even a hard one.
Pete Davidson take a nap bro, you're like 3 hours away from Beetlejuice.
This is what I’ve been waiting for all summer.
Every girl here asking why their attracted to him
One that smile
Two those teeth
Three those cheekbones
Four that jawline
Five that hairline
Six that accent
Seven eight nine and 10 are all personality baby
"That guy is like green" coming from Pete Davidson, the most green looking person alive.
?
PETE IS FINALLY BACK WHAT
everytime vfx Perfect profile pic for that comment
B. Jr. BAHAHAHAH noooo but i love both of them sm
@Bruce Leroy huh
He does have a point... harmony comes at a price. The universe is give and take.
'busted pipes drippin 💦' - Pete 2019, 🤭 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pete's back. Yay! You're the soul of this current SNL era, dude. And yeah, I know you missed for that movie deal thing, but... welcome home. And get antibiotics. :-)
“Obviously, it’s Pete Davidson” 😂😂
He’s just always so authentically Pete and I love it
I love this video of Pete and Colin giggling on camera while Pete tells jokes in between 😂
That last "I'm serious" was waaaayyy too bone chilling
Right like when the camera was fading away how Colin was talking to him like a calming him down type. Yet this skit is still funny
Emily BPD is no joke
I MISSED HIM SO MUCH
Finally! Been waiting for his weekend update
Pete and Colin always crack me up, neither can keep a straight face
1:01 it’s the ONLY way, Colin....LOL why does that make me laugh every time
I love Pete so much like I can’t explain how happy I am this video came out like I literally stopped crying because of this video!😂
don't cry. hope you feel better
Faith O thank you
so many great one-liners, welcome back, pete!
He does so much for this show..He is a breath of fresh air...Comes from a totally unique mold..lol Love him..
Pete literally makes my day better when I watch him. I hope he knows that he does that many many people
"I don't know if you've SEEN The Joker..." 😂😂😂😂
i love his smiles and laughs🥺😂🖤
‘Clap and Rambo’...’and neither of them was wanted’🤣🤣🤣💀
Pete looks like Jared Leto when he played joker in suicide squad