Weekend Update: Pete Davidson on R. Kelly and Michael Jackson - SNL

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  • Опубликовано: 8 мар 2019
  • Pete Davidson stops by Weekend Update to talk about listening to R. Kelly and Michael Jackson's music despite the controversy surrounding them.
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  • @KennedyBoston
    @KennedyBoston 5 лет назад +9753

    “How do you listen to his music after what he did?”
    “...Headphones?”
    I lost it

    • @herculesmwp7983
      @herculesmwp7983 5 лет назад +29

      That was my favorite 🤣

    • @herculesmwp7983
      @herculesmwp7983 5 лет назад +36

      @J. A. this dump I'm taking on the toilet is for you

    • @meredithr9824
      @meredithr9824 5 лет назад +6

      Is the world short on singers? There are 7 billion people on this planet. I bet we could find people who could sing and also had the amazing ability not to rape minors.

    • @herculesmwp7983
      @herculesmwp7983 5 лет назад +8

      @Andrew Man111 Like a real adult. I'm not the person trying to troll people on RUclips. Rethink your life choices

    • @savvanahegbert6895
      @savvanahegbert6895 5 лет назад +3

      Lol same I saw that and I lost it to ahhaahahhaha

  • @elenitampaka3723
    @elenitampaka3723 5 лет назад +11362

    That joke about the church hit a chord... it was probably A-minor !

    • @Hawkgirl719
      @Hawkgirl719 5 лет назад +30

      Haaaa

    • @mperez3720
      @mperez3720 5 лет назад +247

      Briefly considered opening up a few more RUclips accounts for the sole purpose of giving you more likes for that one.

    • @ChrisClark_808
      @ChrisClark_808 5 лет назад +29

      Agreed. This is the win.

    • @mishamerino50
      @mishamerino50 5 лет назад +19

      Nicely done.

    • @kingkolbra8146
      @kingkolbra8146 5 лет назад +6

      😂

  • @GabeLazarYT
    @GabeLazarYT 5 лет назад +7305

    the idea of donating to a charity that helps sexual assault survivors when you listen to or watch someone's work - fantastic

    • @meredithr9824
      @meredithr9824 5 лет назад +33

      It makes no sense whatsoever! It would work great for the entertainment industry, because they dont have to reform or change or lose money. Sure help the ones wjo have been hurt, but if you are still giving money to the people who hurt them, WTF??

    • @TreeDad
      @TreeDad 5 лет назад +85

      @@meredithr9824 just download it for free

    • @habeebahtahir
      @habeebahtahir 5 лет назад +135

      @@meredithr9824 I reckon streaming platforms etc should demonetise the artists' work or redirect money made to charities

    • @SpaceDisco1
      @SpaceDisco1 5 лет назад +33

      Meredith Richardson I mean, if I want to watch American Beauty again, I will not be supporting Kevin Spacey whatsoever, but support the charities.
      I mean, just don‘t buy new shit of theirs.

    • @bellegriffiths5866
      @bellegriffiths5866 4 года назад +35

      @@meredithr9824 You think we pay for music

  • @levirosner1728
    @levirosner1728 4 года назад +2128

    "You're going down che, you're going down!"
    "I don't even know what I did" that was so funny

    • @kimnamjoonmeansbusiness9932
      @kimnamjoonmeansbusiness9932 4 года назад +15

      Levi Rosner I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS SKNFDWKNRF

    • @ilexevergreen5405
      @ilexevergreen5405 3 года назад +1

      What did Che do?

    • @thiagowill26
      @thiagowill26 3 года назад +34

      @@ilexevergreen5405 Nothing, it's just to complete the joke from the beginning when he said that geniuses are sick, and he looks at Colin and says: "It's not our case" and points to Che: "You are a genius" Che looks at him And say "Wait, what ???". Fucking clever jokes.

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 3 года назад +2

      He always yells something at the end 😄

  • @margaret0x1
    @margaret0x1 3 года назад +5868

    Dear SNL,
    More Pete. Please.
    Sincerely,
    Everyone

  • @ritamdutta8718
    @ritamdutta8718 5 лет назад +2386

    Colin is like Pete’s therapist
    “Is there anything else you wanna talk about “

    • @blackpinkluv9869
      @blackpinkluv9869 5 лет назад +2

      Rit_arted III um.......

    • @crystalkadletc1944
      @crystalkadletc1944 5 лет назад +15

      Adorbs. In all the years I’ve watched SNL I’ve never seen a cast members personal life exposed so much on the show

  • @coh27
    @coh27 5 лет назад +3997

    Don't ever say Larry King three times fast like that. You might accidentally summon something...

    • @nicmoreno6492
      @nicmoreno6492 5 лет назад +24

      I'd be surprised ig you didn't make somebody choke on their food or shoot whatever they're drinking oit of their nose. Best comment on this thread!

    • @jeaniebird999
      @jeaniebird999 5 лет назад +14

      I'm pretty that's exactly what Larry king is - he's Death's older brother that someone summoned a few thousand years ago.

    • @jonathangarmuth8975
      @jonathangarmuth8975 5 лет назад +11

      Tonight from Hades attic it's Larry king live with special guest Beelzebub

    • @banking8297
      @banking8297 5 лет назад +2

      DAMN

    • @sarvin4471
      @sarvin4471 5 лет назад +2

      Izz M 😂😂

  • @gomee23
    @gomee23 5 лет назад +8534

    Been said several times, but Pete is looking much healthier

    • @sirarlissfeathergill6157
      @sirarlissfeathergill6157 5 лет назад +226

      he's starting to be funny again too! and doesn't look like an albino leopard died on his head.

    • @klaudiaveronica3672
      @klaudiaveronica3672 5 лет назад +22

      Sir Arliss Feathergill made my day

    • @misterwinkybluff5930
      @misterwinkybluff5930 5 лет назад +22

      @@sirarlissfeathergill6157 He will always look like an albino leopard died on his head. He said it himself.

    • @turdferguson8928
      @turdferguson8928 5 лет назад +44

      I don't think you should be allowed to be depressed when you date Kate Beckinsale

    • @yellow9349
      @yellow9349 5 лет назад

      I agree.

  • @BrookeInProgress
    @BrookeInProgress 5 лет назад +4172

    He was so proud of that Chaplin joke lmao

    • @beabelieverinlove8287
      @beabelieverinlove8287 5 лет назад +137

      That Chaplin joke was funny as hell.

    • @ProNorden
      @ProNorden 5 лет назад +10

      Anti-catholic stuff by Davidson seems cheap-shot and hackey.✌️

    • @trent_k
      @trent_k 5 лет назад +20

      ProNorden Agrarian-Nationalism interesting take, but why did you chose to post it here hahaha

    • @DKGifford19608
      @DKGifford19608 5 лет назад +36

      ProNorden Agrarian-Nationalism does it? He’s Catholic. There’s a direct connection with the topic. Seems personal and relevant - that’s kinda his thing.

    • @P9rkour90
      @P9rkour90 5 лет назад +3

      ProNorden Agrarian-Nationalism god forbid it was anti jew

  • @guru0603
    @guru0603 5 лет назад +2183

    "YOU'RE GOING DOWN CHE"
    "I don't even know what I did"

    • @Midwestgothicc
      @Midwestgothicc 5 лет назад +42

      Lmao he sounded so sad about it 😂 like "who me? Why.. "

    • @Crad4DRC
      @Crad4DRC 5 лет назад +1

      They never do

    • @eliasvalencia8148
      @eliasvalencia8148 5 лет назад

      Man 🤣🤣

    • @jarodstewart6407
      @jarodstewart6407 5 лет назад

      @Eliza "talented"*

    • @sandi260
      @sandi260 5 лет назад

      He didn’t fake laugh at his really lame jokes. The only snl comedian who can’t write good material.

  • @katjones1549
    @katjones1549 3 года назад +436

    Him naming all the male celebrities at the end is his most underrated moment

  • @JakeTakesTheCakes
    @JakeTakesTheCakes 5 лет назад +842

    I love how he doesn't even try to hide that he's laughing. Seth would laugh but always try to cover it up but Pete just goes full on openly cracking up and it's still hilarious.

    • @IloveJasonMomoa
      @IloveJasonMomoa 4 года назад +25

      it was too hard to tell with Seth Meyers because he always had some goofy smirky grin on his face anyway so you couldn't tell if that's how he was all the time or if he really was trying not to smile😁😁

    • @UdaraDiyalagoda
      @UdaraDiyalagoda 4 года назад +5

      He has said that is more of a stand up guy than actor. Laughing with the crowd is part of stand up comedy

  • @Nimesay1
    @Nimesay1 5 лет назад +4002

    The age difference joke was on point.

    • @noisez13000
      @noisez13000 5 лет назад +91

      ya it points out that people only care when they dont like someone but essentially let everyone else have a pass

    • @stlbum
      @stlbum 5 лет назад +235

      i think its more about the double standard of men dating younger women vs. a woman dating a younger man.

    • @brianliberante
      @brianliberante 5 лет назад +14

      It was funny until he made the President of France mention, who is the only example on his list who is married to an older woman. All of his other examples were men who were with younger women, which would have made for a funny self-deprecating joke. Instead, he took a big, fat, steaming shit on his own joke with that single outlier, or whoever the lackey was who came up with the list.

    • @numanumatard
      @numanumatard 5 лет назад +24

      I thought it was rather funny actually

    • @yessum15
      @yessum15 5 лет назад +91

      @@brianliberante settle down...

  • @CalixteDC
    @CalixteDC 5 лет назад +2177

    “You’re goin down, Che!”
    *I don’t even know what I did...*

    • @b.jr.7816
      @b.jr.7816 5 лет назад +58

      Connor Kent *Oh, he knows.*

    • @kmartnw
      @kmartnw 5 лет назад +28

      Lol he actually sounded like Hannibal Buress when he said that

    • @Azivegu
      @Azivegu 5 лет назад +9

      I need to know now

    • @puriodt7194
      @puriodt7194 5 лет назад

      😂

    • @darylpettiford4900
      @darylpettiford4900 5 лет назад +8

      30 yrs from now, after they’ve given up heroin and stopped drinking, someone will remember being sexually assaulted by him. At least I think that’s how #MeToo works.

  • @hamzibrahim8189
    @hamzibrahim8189 4 года назад +777

    3:58 “YOURE going down Che
    Che: “I don’t even know what I did...”

  • @sahib5
    @sahib5 5 лет назад +352

    I cannot fathom how someone doesn’t like this smart, self deprecating, straight talking, adorably self aware kid. He’s charming and adorable and authentic and I legit cannot watch him constantly stifling his own laughter, without cracking a smile. Not to mention his commentary is always pretty much completely spot on. I want to hug him. He’s a lovely human being.

    • @samanthamarella1
      @samanthamarella1 2 года назад +7

      I know this is an old comment but I feel the exact same way. Especially recently with everyone talking crap about him dating Kim and wondering what women see in him. Like what DON'T you see in him?

  • @alisaoliver1969
    @alisaoliver1969 5 лет назад +2807

    Best commentary by Pete ever. He is pointing out the hypocrisy of some who are calling for boycotts of their music.

    • @josefinelight343
      @josefinelight343 5 лет назад +14

      Yes. The only reason I'm boycotting them is because I didn't listen in the first place

    • @davidsims8413
      @davidsims8413 5 лет назад +1

      I dont like pete davidson very much but I found this very amusing and for once didnt contemplate suicide after 30 seconds lol

    • @citlaliolguin-martinez6409
      @citlaliolguin-martinez6409 5 лет назад +11

      That extends to every field- science, arts, politics, religion, etc. It is essential to keep in mind that we should separate the man from his work, however a counter argument may be made that one informs the other.

    • @lunarwolf8435
      @lunarwolf8435 5 лет назад

      Hell yah I would have done the ass beating

    • @lexinicole98
      @lexinicole98 4 года назад +2

      I just got you to 1.1 K😂

  • @Bun800
    @Bun800 5 лет назад +2336

    Best commentary by Pete so far. His honesty was savage but excellent.

    • @beabelieverinlove8287
      @beabelieverinlove8287 5 лет назад +11

      Well said @Lily A. Urquhart
      I also agree that we have a personal and civic duty to stop protecting pedophiles period! [ NO MATTER WHO THEY ARE]
      #CONVICTRKELLY!

    • @MrPent9295
      @MrPent9295 5 лет назад +6

      I still listen to r. kelly music

    • @EricaShady10171972
      @EricaShady10171972 5 лет назад +7

      @@MrPent9295 how do you? Headphones?

    • @marioplater3218
      @marioplater3218 5 лет назад +1

      What going with the circles around Pete's key?

  • @valsbride
    @valsbride 4 года назад +796

    Pete: I saw all the footage he didn’t talk ever that’s why he’s a silent film star
    I cracked up

    • @Anonymous_Guest
      @Anonymous_Guest 3 года назад +7

      It’s the silent ones you have to watch out for

    • @sophiajohnson169
      @sophiajohnson169 3 года назад

      only replying bc louis is your pfp

    • @LuisMiguelBallestasAyala
      @LuisMiguelBallestasAyala 3 года назад +3

      I laughed but then remembered he does talk in at least one of the movies, the great dictator. A very moving speech if you guys hadn’t heard of it.

    • @murderoushumans
      @murderoushumans 3 года назад +1

      "HE DIDN'T TALK ONCE!" lost it

  • @gracecunningham7873
    @gracecunningham7873 5 лет назад +3804

    I know it's part of his joke, but that's actually a great idea to donate to helping sexual assault victims whenever listening to those songs.

    • @coomsicle
      @coomsicle 4 года назад +6

      Every time?

    • @rosaisha833
      @rosaisha833 4 года назад +28

      wank memes meh but just the idea of donating for a better cause is good. It’s the thought that counts.

    • @ItzSilasRain
      @ItzSilasRain 3 года назад +14

      I’m all for it but not on Michael’s music. I listen to his music a lot and plus I don’t believe he did any of that stuff he’s accused of.

    • @lunasorree7177
      @lunasorree7177 3 года назад +2

      @@ItzSilasRain Michael Jackson?

    • @purplebubblegum4055
      @purplebubblegum4055 3 года назад +11

      Michael Jackson didn't do anything wrong tho. They wanted to take advantage of his money

  • @ScarlettJ1221
    @ScarlettJ1221 5 лет назад +3166

    Dang Pete naming every male actor under the sun 😂

    • @jakenight5147
      @jakenight5147 5 лет назад +21

      except R. Kelly and Michael Jackson

    • @taylornickels5320
      @taylornickels5320 5 лет назад +13

      And Donald Trump.

    • @MrGksarathy
      @MrGksarathy 5 лет назад +46

      Except Ashton Kuchner, the actual relevant example.

    • @saffmichael4369
      @saffmichael4369 5 лет назад +2

      Nope, not Tim Robbins

    • @HBarnill
      @HBarnill 5 лет назад +10

      Jake Night Pretty sure it’s about women above the age of consent.

  • @Meagsnan
    @Meagsnan 5 лет назад +2703

    I'm grateful that I once again live in a world where we can all appreciate Pete Davidson's comedy without facing the wrath of Ariana Grande weirdos. Great piece!

    • @diannaa.62
      @diannaa.62 5 лет назад +29

      Meagsnan “omg leave Ari alone!” 😂

    • @ricardoiglesias8314
      @ricardoiglesias8314 5 лет назад +1

      All that are lies

    • @ricardoiglesias8314
      @ricardoiglesias8314 5 лет назад +3

      Why are u lie on me

    • @notearsmp4
      @notearsmp4 5 лет назад +109

      Meagsnan i am a huge ariana grande fan and i love her, but just because they're not togeher anymore doesn't mean i will stop watching pete's comedy. i'll admit i didn't know who he was before they were an item, ibut i found him funny and i still do, so i continue viewing his skits. not all of us arianators are like that :)

    • @stuffmaniacs
      @stuffmaniacs 3 года назад +4

      @@notearsmp4 frrr

  • @cdkj8573
    @cdkj8573 5 лет назад +133

    He says "If I found out Maclemore did some weird stuff..." but the You Tube subtitles say "If i found out John Mayer..." LOL someones trolling

  • @playerone2480
    @playerone2480 5 лет назад +650

    Forgetting Elvis and his 15 year old wife

    • @Toywins
      @Toywins 4 года назад +31

      13 year old for Jerry Lee Lewis... 13 year old cousin, that is...

    • @sandraseven6575
      @sandraseven6575 4 года назад +27

      Mikel she was 12 and he married her when she was 14 and her parents sell her to him so Elvis was sjeeping with a child and no one dares bring that up and i wonder why.

    • @dorb8830
      @dorb8830 4 года назад +4

      Forgetting Elvis and him kinda not being able to talk 'cause he's dead

    • @maliaswish4938
      @maliaswish4938 4 года назад +10

      @@dorb8830 Michael is dead too, I don't understand why all of a sudden they're just making up things 10 years after his death... Skeptical might you say?

    • @Elena-er7zp
      @Elena-er7zp 4 года назад +1

      Toy Dubz ain’t nobody forgot Jerry Lee Lewis. It destroyed his whole career. At least Elvis was smart enough to wait to marry until Priscilla was 21.

  • @ScarlettJ1221
    @ScarlettJ1221 5 лет назад +1229

    "He married a 15 yr old and get couldn't even talk" LMAO

    • @iLitAfuseiCantStop
      @iLitAfuseiCantStop 5 лет назад +12

      *he couldn't even talk 😉
      Sorry.... saw you edited your comment but not the mistake.

    • @Johnadams20760
      @Johnadams20760 5 лет назад +3

      except of course that famous speech he did in a movie , not sure the name, I think it is called the dicatator or something.

    • @noahfried3647
      @noahfried3647 5 лет назад

      Ed F booboo I think he’s talking about aaliyah I heard she was 12

    • @stunnerkumah
      @stunnerkumah 5 лет назад

      LitAfuseiCantStop I think he did it on purpose that’s what made it funny

  • @thomasrosebrough9062
    @thomasrosebrough9062 5 лет назад +1274

    "Larry King, Larry King, Larry King" killed me

    • @rneedham667
      @rneedham667 5 лет назад +10

      That was the best! But let me ask is there anyone the same age as king?? That dude is Old!!

    • @johnson6t911
      @johnson6t911 5 лет назад +3

      Mcjagger

    • @dyinhope6840
      @dyinhope6840 5 лет назад

      Then how did you type out a comment?

  • @craigborrenpohl1233
    @craigborrenpohl1233 5 лет назад +569

    Remember South Park taught us either everything's on the table and available to criticize or nothing is.

    • @hscarlett7672
      @hscarlett7672 5 лет назад +21

      Trey Parker and Matt Stone are fucking genius

  • @sparshitasahu2539
    @sparshitasahu2539 2 года назад +13

    The dynamic between Pete and Colin is like the chill older brother who has motherly instinct for the younger wild child.

  • @hellohappyvegan
    @hellohappyvegan 5 лет назад +1144

    "I don't even know what I did." - Che lmao

    • @Don-C.L.
      @Don-C.L. 5 лет назад +4

      What's even more fitting is that you currently have 420 likes!

    • @hellohappyvegan
      @hellohappyvegan 5 лет назад +1

      Chris Jones 🤣🤣

    • @yeet2787
      @yeet2787 5 лет назад

      Beat me to it damn.

    • @zaely8531
      @zaely8531 4 года назад

      I died lol

  • @LivingInTragedy
    @LivingInTragedy 5 лет назад +266

    Did anyone hear that at the end??
    “You’re going down Che!”
    “I don’t even know what I did” 😂

  • @EFTanker
    @EFTanker 3 года назад +110

    “Larry King, Larry King, Larry King” I thought LK was gonna pop up like Betelgeuse 😂

    • @lucasblack5110
      @lucasblack5110 3 года назад +5

      My dude it’s beetle juice holy lol

    • @kamenanew9867
      @kamenanew9867 3 года назад +9

      @@lucasblack5110 actually, he is correct as hell. Check the original film, that's how his true name is spelled, its Pronounced beetlejuice

    • @NotJoegoldberg
      @NotJoegoldberg 3 года назад +1

      rip LK :(

  • @zamara5809
    @zamara5809 3 года назад +85

    him breaking character while playing himself is the funniest shit ever

  • @francesosugi7236
    @francesosugi7236 5 лет назад +956

    he's actually such a gem. I've never thought of donating a dollar everytime I've allowed myself to indulge in a terrible person's work but I will make sure to start applying that to my everyday life. and his message was so accurate. its impossible to erase people or events that have happened from existence, but being able to acknowledge the tragedy of it is key

    • @jennifermcgoldrick6323
      @jennifermcgoldrick6323 5 лет назад +25

      frances osugi it’s a great idea. That way I can watch woody Allen films and donate a buck, though my late mom’s judgement will still be in my head 😂 Someone should create an app for this!!

    • @LadyBirch
      @LadyBirch 5 лет назад

      Jennifer McGoldrick k

    • @DeadlyDanDaMan
      @DeadlyDanDaMan 5 лет назад +8

      No people or events matter in the slightest anyway. It's all bullshit that we've created to entertain ourselves until the heat death of the Universe, which WILL happen (but our Sun will explode and destroy Earth LOOOONG before that happens). Nothing we do actually matters. Live your life and have fun while you can.

    • @JigInsane
      @JigInsane 5 лет назад +4

      @markmac "right, must be part of the DC universe" Deadpool

    • @Kryptospotted
      @Kryptospotted 5 лет назад +2

      ​@@DeadlyDanDaMan Yes, all it does is make you feel better about yourself. It's an empty gesture. It's a selfish one, in reality. Why not $10 each time, you cheap son of a bitch?

  • @jenpenn22
    @jenpenn22 5 лет назад +4443

    Kinda love him for highlighting the age difference hypocrisy

    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku 5 лет назад +140

      I didn't know anyone was even talking about the age difference, I thought everyone was just hating on Pete because he's not as rich and he keeps bagging total hotties WAAAAAY out of his league

    • @WelcomeToMyDream
      @WelcomeToMyDream 5 лет назад +93

      @dietotaku Ariana seemed waaay out of his league, but this might be a pattern. Maybe Pete is big league, pitches 9 innings every game and/or swings that bat like Babe Ruth.

    • @83croissant
      @83croissant 5 лет назад +38

      I wasn’t even thinking about the age difference, I just think...well that is an odd couple of people who are dating

    • @wennethicus5212
      @wennethicus5212 5 лет назад +31

      well not really. his girlfriend is 20 years older than him. which I don't have a problem with. what has happened to unconditional love? sometimes people in the 60's fall in love with people in their 30's. and vice versa. who are we to judge?

    • @cherahsBroll
      @cherahsBroll 5 лет назад +3

      83croissant I was thinking about that makeout scene at the game . . . Antoni’s face reflected mine 😂

  • @rosamcdonald1666
    @rosamcdonald1666 5 лет назад +234

    I like his idea about giving to charity!

    • @yellow9349
      @yellow9349 5 лет назад

      me too.

    • @meredithr9824
      @meredithr9824 5 лет назад +1

      Why? Noone would actually do it. Most of us dont keep track of our checkbooks, let alone keep a running list of songs written or produced by abusers, and how often we listen to them. Who do you think would end up with more money, the entertainment industry or the organization that helps abused kids? Plus, what are those kids going to think if we only wanted to help them to ease our conscience because we gave money to the people who hurt them? It doesnt make any sense, unless this is the entertainment industry's plan to protect their own asses.

    • @TheDistantWave
      @TheDistantWave 4 года назад

      Meredith Richardson make a playlist where you keep all the abusers under.... shiz weird Ik

    • @unknowntrademark9992
      @unknowntrademark9992 4 года назад

      Most charities are bullshit.

    • @loui7550
      @loui7550 4 года назад

      tell the thruth: you have been listening to that Snake remix aint you?

  • @mariyaa111
    @mariyaa111 4 года назад +66

    The way that he smiles and laughs at his own jokes makes him so much cuter !

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 5 лет назад +1417

    “How can you listen to their music. I don’t know... headphones” 🤥🤫🤭😩😫😭😬😜😂😂

    • @taylorhill195
      @taylorhill195 5 лет назад +10

      Took me out 😂😂💀

    • @taylorhill195
      @taylorhill195 5 лет назад +7

      @H No ok.

    • @shanematthews1985
      @shanematthews1985 5 лет назад +7

      Well at the end of the day whatever they did doesn't actually change the things they made, hate the person all you want but the music itself did nothing wrong

    • @mywayworld8765
      @mywayworld8765 5 лет назад +3

      Leonaza u famous outhere on RUclips comments u everywhere

    • @apdaniel3735
      @apdaniel3735 5 лет назад +6

      Leonaza7 😂😂 Also, hey 👋🏾 are you still watching the View?

  • @IG8063
    @IG8063 5 лет назад +1827

    He made a great point about age difference. Sexist double standards

    • @waynerembert3116
      @waynerembert3116 5 лет назад +44

      Most of the comments I was hearing was how she was too good looking for him.
      People also made a big deal with Kutcher and Moore.

    • @Proteus846
      @Proteus846 5 лет назад +5

      Right? It doesn’t matter who is older, it’s sick and wrong.

    • @carollipton4584
      @carollipton4584 5 лет назад +1

      So much of Kate's stunning looks appear to be plastic surgery- Botox, possible cheek implants, definitely breast augmentation, major dental work. When she was a teenager, she was kind of geeky looking. I understand dental work if your teeth are not aligned, but I think she looked way better then. She was quirky in a way that would go with Pete. @@waynerembert3116

    • @guessmyname1104
      @guessmyname1104 5 лет назад +5

      Still kinda gross though. He just brought up other gross examples

    • @ab4845
      @ab4845 5 лет назад +4

      Actually there are no double standards. Men who date younger women have **ALWAYS** been criticized, made fun of, ridiculed, insulted; got thrown stupid, false allegations at them. The only sexist double standards are the ones you have against males.

  • @nytecrow6452
    @nytecrow6452 3 года назад +18

    I wish more people lived by this philosophy. Just because the person who created a product or work turns out to be a monster, it doesn't change how that work affects your life. JK Rowling is a sham and a joke, doesn't mean growing up and reading Harry Potter didn't inspire me to craft new worlds and expand my imagination and I should now burn all my Harry Potter merch

  • @sar19
    @sar19 5 лет назад +884

    Let's go see the new Disney movie, but never forget that *Walt Disney frequented American Nazi Party meetings*

    • @johnsaysthings
      @johnsaysthings 5 лет назад

      Sarkasumus no

    • @sar19
      @sar19 5 лет назад

      @@johnsaysthings yes

    • @princessrachel988561
      @princessrachel988561 5 лет назад +23

      They did make anti nazi cartoons so, I don’t think he was a nazi.

    • @sar19
      @sar19 5 лет назад

      it says so in Celluloid Soldiers: The Warner Bros. Campaign Against Nazism by Michael E. Birdwell

    • @JJdaPK
      @JJdaPK 5 лет назад +11

      Walt Disney made a ton of anti-nazi propaganda.

  • @GodsOath_com
    @GodsOath_com 5 лет назад +1866

    Pete looks great with the brown hair

    • @ROBYNMARKOW
      @ROBYNMARKOW 5 лет назад +5

      He changed his hair color?

    • @emmamertens3304
      @emmamertens3304 5 лет назад +30

      Robyn MARKOW you didn’t see his blonde phase 😶

    • @cricketsong1967
      @cricketsong1967 5 лет назад +35

      Or pink, or green, or white...I think coloring hair is a great way to show your individual style, but he's very pale and this natural look flatters him.

    • @deeloc1993
      @deeloc1993 5 лет назад +10

      He looks like a discount Rami malek

    • @Redant23
      @Redant23 5 лет назад +4

      You mean normal

  • @christ4lif333
    @christ4lif333 5 лет назад +310

    Colin was so scared to laugh at any of that shit 😂😂😂😂

    • @Shoshanim222
      @Shoshanim222 5 лет назад +3

      Igloo Australia,yeah even Pete had some fear going into it. He knows exactly what he’s doing. You can’t hide or suppress the Truth anymore!

    • @zebrastripped3114
      @zebrastripped3114 5 лет назад

      Igloo Australia lol

    • @emmabug9953
      @emmabug9953 5 лет назад

      Yyeah it was amazing

  • @bbyvia
    @bbyvia 4 года назад +22

    "I CAN'T JUST CHANGE MY WHOLE LIFE" looollol

  • @ScratPlays
    @ScratPlays 3 года назад +26

    ‘Pretending these people never existed is not the solution’

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 5 лет назад +747

    That come back at the end about his relationship with a woman much older than him was marvelous. Lol

    • @carollipton4584
      @carollipton4584 5 лет назад +5

      It was killer

    • @trinilyfe4404
      @trinilyfe4404 5 лет назад +1

      Yes it was

    • @avaminnow
      @avaminnow 5 лет назад +1

      Leonaza7 how do you get so much likes on every comment

    • @aaronbrinson3200
      @aaronbrinson3200 5 лет назад +1

      Ikr I get the you still a baby all the time and I'm 24
      A lady 33 or 40 be making it seem like she 85 df

    • @Leonaza7
      @Leonaza7 5 лет назад +1

      FTK ! I don’t know. I don’t write comments for likes. Over 350 people have decided to follow me throughout the past couple of years because they love my comments. Many of them have expressed to me that sometimes they look for me thru the comments just to like my comment. Others hate my comments and accuse me of being a bot just because they simply disagree with me. At the end of the day I share my views just like everyone else. If people agree or disagree that is fine with me. Also, other people leave their comments and get more likes than I do and you don’t seem me complaining about it. It’s never about getting many likes. Not for me anyway.

  • @patchworkgirl2982
    @patchworkgirl2982 5 лет назад +546

    "Whoever the President of France is..." (etc.) That was a hoot.

    • @ProNorden
      @ProNorden 5 лет назад

      Colin is beginning to rock the #NationalistHaircut.✌️
      "#SansAmesSansHainSansViolence"✌️

  • @FL3XW3
    @FL3XW3 5 лет назад +102

    😂😂😂😂LoL! This really is funny. Don't you dare apologize for these jokes.

  • @bootysnatcher4207
    @bootysnatcher4207 4 года назад +30

    When he started listing names I deadass thought he was bouta say “R-Kelly”

  • @urbansocrates
    @urbansocrates 5 лет назад +431

    "If the owner of Swisher Sweets turns out to be a cannibal, I can't just change my whole life!" NOW THAT'S SOME PERSPECTIVE.

    • @josephnicholas9512
      @josephnicholas9512 5 лет назад

      he could just buy garcia y vega or any of the other countless cigarillo brands. or buy a pipe, bong, or papers.

  • @olivia-lu9kk
    @olivia-lu9kk 5 лет назад +616

    Ever since John took Pete under his wing Pete literally looks so much healthier and happier. Good for Pete :)

    • @terrimignemi6939
      @terrimignemi6939 5 лет назад +32

      Another point for Mulaney! Love him!!!

    • @shanehughes3511
      @shanehughes3511 5 лет назад +25

      He also suffers from crohns disease which I have, a physcial condition made worse by stress that can cause awful pains and weight loss when flaring. So i do think his break up put him in a flare, similar events do that to me. He seems to have it under control again. Love the man, so honest and funny

    • @elijahgavin6706
      @elijahgavin6706 5 лет назад +7

      Shane Hughes so sorry you have Crohn’s, anytime I hear about it or the symptoms I have to count my blessings because it sounds hellish

    • @karinas.guerero7364
      @karinas.guerero7364 5 лет назад +3

      That is soooo true!!! He looks good! I hope everything continues to go good with him! :)

    • @MrPernell27
      @MrPernell27 5 лет назад +3

      I was honestly thinking the same thing. He looks much healthier now! Good for both of them

  • @UncleJimmi_ID
    @UncleJimmi_ID 4 года назад +28

    Che: I don't even know what I did... 😂😂

  • @ohheythere_itsclaire7654
    @ohheythere_itsclaire7654 5 лет назад +17

    Lmao you can just tell how proud he was of the “and he couldn’t talk” joke😂😂

  • @fletcherdf444
    @fletcherdf444 5 лет назад +756

    Michael Che: “I don’t even know what I did?” 😂😂😂

    • @bugradio
      @bugradio 5 лет назад +2

      Thanks - I couldn't make it out!

    • @daviddelaney2407
      @daviddelaney2407 5 лет назад +12

      @@ericagilstrap665, from earlier in the sketch; Pete indicated that Colin and he were both safe from being Sick Talented People, presumably because they aren't talented, but then noted that Michael Che was a GENIUS.
      --Dave, backspin on the compliments bigtime

    • @carmengracepuentes7953
      @carmengracepuentes7953 5 лет назад

      I don't even know what I do lol

    • @harmlessweirdo8277
      @harmlessweirdo8277 5 лет назад +2

      @@carmengracepuentes7953 He knows. Oh, he knows

    • @toddpace4588
      @toddpace4588 5 лет назад +2

      He's black and successful, that's what he did.

  • @indranimaitra8671
    @indranimaitra8671 5 лет назад +764

    This was a hilarious segment, but its reassuring to see Pete looking a lot healthier these days.

    • @sleepycrusader8871
      @sleepycrusader8871 5 лет назад +6

      Indrani Maitra Kate beckinsale will do that for you

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 5 лет назад

      I freakin love Pete, but those circles under his eyes do not spell good health. Get some sleep Pete! 😜

    • @shaunruffin6292
      @shaunruffin6292 5 лет назад +1

      He looks drugged out of him mind

    • @ednavigil31
      @ednavigil31 5 лет назад +11

      Those dark circles are from his Crohns disease. He looks like he's doing much better. Great segment!

    • @aarongarcia7293
      @aarongarcia7293 5 лет назад +2

      miapdx He has Crohns diseases. That’s why he has and will always have dark circles under his eyes.

  • @onetwo6330
    @onetwo6330 4 года назад +15

    Omg the "if swisher sweets ceo was a cannibal" joke was the funniest joke ive heard in years

  • @cateyezz3718
    @cateyezz3718 3 года назад +16

    I love when Pete laughs after his joke😂 makes it 10xs funnier😂😂😂😂😭

  • @bicknell67
    @bicknell67 5 лет назад +813

    Pete was on point today about everything.

    • @adilkhalid3736
      @adilkhalid3736 5 лет назад +4

      bicknell67 cuz he was sober

    • @barbaraespinosavanleer5926
      @barbaraespinosavanleer5926 5 лет назад

      I totally agree💋

    • @melodyvasquez6370
      @melodyvasquez6370 5 лет назад

      He sure was on point!!

    • @homelesshannah50
      @homelesshannah50 5 лет назад

      Fuck him!! That asshole left a lot of WHITE MALES off the list and did NOT go there with the double standard and hypocrisy of a lot of white people in this country with his Puerto Rican looking ass! I don't even think that fucker is white.

    • @saturdaymorninghero2637
      @saturdaymorninghero2637 5 лет назад +3

      @@homelesshannah50 the fuck are you on about?

  • @Arman-jx7cx
    @Arman-jx7cx 5 лет назад +1022

    “Headphones”

    • @Chino3xl
      @Chino3xl 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ProNorden
      @ProNorden 5 лет назад

      Colin is beginning to rock the #NationalistHaircut.✌️
      "#SansAmesSansHainSansViolence"✌️

    • @meredithr9824
      @meredithr9824 5 лет назад

      I think he meant 'blindfold'.

  • @JasonZakrajsek
    @JasonZakrajsek 5 лет назад +41

    “Larry King, Larry King, Larry King,” lmao

  • @benjitube9862
    @benjitube9862 4 года назад +29

    “I don’t even know what I did” 😂

  • @ZumieZumes
    @ZumieZumes 5 лет назад +224

    “ What if the CEO of Swisher Sweets is a cannibal ?? I can’t just change my whole life.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @matthill5426
      @matthill5426 5 лет назад

      What's he doing?!? White Owls are the money blunt.

    • @TheStompboxer
      @TheStompboxer 5 лет назад

      Matt Hill So, you’re saying he should have said “white owls” instead? You don’t really understand how comedy works, do you?

  • @aj-fn3ud
    @aj-fn3ud 5 лет назад +221

    I love how Pete just plays himself lol

  • @thelivealohashow6162
    @thelivealohashow6162 5 лет назад +295

    So this is the comment that caused so much controversy. When I was younger, it was called telling the GODDAMNED TRUTH!

    • @barryadcox2710
      @barryadcox2710 5 лет назад +1

      Well now you're older

    • @CountryWatchdog
      @CountryWatchdog 5 лет назад +2

      Except it isn't the truth.
      Here's my open letter to Pete Davidson:
      Mr. Davidson, you said: “(R. Kelly) is a monster and he should go to jail forever.
      But if you support the Catholic Church, isn’t that like the same thing as being an R. Kelly fan?
      I don’t really see the difference....”
      Allow me to help you. The Catholic Church (ALL its members, not just clergy accused of crimes,
      which make up the smallest percentage of membership) support everyone who needs help,
      from womb to tomb.
      Google ‘Catholic Charities,’ which provides housing, health care and disaster relief
      to MILLIONS of people each year.
      Read the Catechism, which promotes everyone’s dignity, regardless of their station in life.
      See the 1.2 BILLION Catholics around the world who make it their mission to feed the hungry,
      clothe the poor and heal the sick. Preferential option for the poor is not natural; it’s learned.
      And you DARE to compare supporting the church with buying an R. Kelly CD to make ONE man
      rich? Please EDUCATE YOURSELF before OPENING YOUR MOUTH AGAIN.
      And PLEASE APOLOGIZE. Not out of obligation. But revelation.

    • @barryadcox2710
      @barryadcox2710 5 лет назад +1

      @@CountryWatchdog I'm glad to know that there are some people with some sense left in the world. Like many others in entertainment, Pete uses a very tiny portion of a group to represent the whole group when it benefits him. People are so spoiled these days. Freedom has came easy to most people in the US now and they take it for granted. Stirring up controversy seems to be all that people like him do these days. This guy doesn't care about any of those kids. His focus is simply on using sickening acts like child abuse to crack a joke and smile that s*** eating smile of his.

    • @thelivealohashow6162
      @thelivealohashow6162 5 лет назад +10

      You don't have to preach to me. I went to a Catholic school from grade 1 to 12. Yes, those same teachers got in trouble later, but not during my years. Perhaps it's not the best syllogism, but I don't see much effort in cleaning up this mess, and boycotting sure isn't going to work. I like his solution of donating some money to a victim's fund. Not sure if the Catholic Church can provide the same, but they should.

    • @82Jaster
      @82Jaster 5 лет назад +43

      @@CountryWatchdog Giving to charities doesn't absolve them of horrendous actions. Last year it was reported that in Pennsylvania alone more than 1,000 children had been sexually abused by Catholic priests. That's one state. There have been story after story about Catholic priests being accused of abusing children, and rather than the church do anything they instead just move the priest elsewhere. Cardinals have also recently blamed their sex abuse scandals on "the plague of the homosexuality agenda". And then you have the recent admittance by the Pope of nuns being used as sex slaves (sound familiar).
      The main difference between the two is that it seems like R. Kelly will finally be held accountable for his actions, while the church continues to skate by despite thousands of cases of sexual abuse.

  • @2ndmoon
    @2ndmoon 4 года назад +8

    01:15 it’s the cutest thing how Pete throws his shoulders up a little when he laughs

  • @multifandomz8221
    @multifandomz8221 5 лет назад +1231

    why not add him to Update permanently ?? he murdered this segment

  • @mindlilacs
    @mindlilacs 5 лет назад +646

    he looks so much healthier and happier :)

    • @jadeho5099
      @jadeho5099 5 лет назад +9

      ghost town except for the severe eye bags but I have those too

    • @sint0xicateme
      @sint0xicateme 5 лет назад +13

      @@jadeho5099 he has Crohn's disease and I guess that causes dark undereye circles.

    • @korbendallas7181
      @korbendallas7181 5 лет назад +4

      Kate Beckinsale.... definitely gettin it in👌👌👌

    • @jadeho5099
      @jadeho5099 5 лет назад

      Bolsheviki wow I didn’t know that caused it

    • @JohnC-fv2we
      @JohnC-fv2we 5 лет назад +10

      It's funny how having sex with some of the world's most beautiful women will really lift your spirits.

  • @ubahmohamed6748
    @ubahmohamed6748 5 лет назад +9

    1:55 is it just me or is the way his voice cracks is😍😍😍

  • @bravosworld3403
    @bravosworld3403 4 года назад +24

    "How can you listen to their music? I don't know... headphones"😂😂😂 Im dead💀

  • @malachiowens3423
    @malachiowens3423 5 лет назад +979

    Pete be spilling the tea on every male celebrity. Good on him finding him a good woman tho.

    • @stevedonahue7956
      @stevedonahue7956 5 лет назад +11

      a good woman? shes almost 50 and her tits are broken.....

    • @stevedonahue7956
      @stevedonahue7956 5 лет назад +6

      @MsUsagi513 my mother is older actually lol why are you dating her?

    • @stevedonahue7956
      @stevedonahue7956 5 лет назад +2

      @MsUsagi513how so?

    • @jakemcauley2383
      @jakemcauley2383 5 лет назад +23

      steve donahue just a bit of casual misogyny to go with your RUclips video. Name a more iconic duo

    • @stevedonahue7956
      @stevedonahue7956 5 лет назад +1

      @@jakemcauley2383 whos the iconic duo you are referring to?

  • @salennastrash121
    @salennastrash121 5 лет назад +614

    Larry King, Larry King, Larry King

    • @elamericano9965
      @elamericano9965 5 лет назад +4

      good rap song, can i buy your album?

    • @romanalvarado3262
      @romanalvarado3262 5 лет назад +3

      He should have said r kelly at the end

    • @_insert
      @_insert 5 лет назад +11

      Don’t repeat this in front of a mirror.

    • @luckyjasonfan
      @luckyjasonfan 5 лет назад +2

      @@romanalvarado3262 He was talking about consenting ADULTS! 😌

    • @timmmahhhh
      @timmmahhhh 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah I usually don't belly laugh but this got me.

  • @sathan9323
    @sathan9323 4 года назад +18

    I LOST EVERYTHING in 1:42 "he couldn't even talk"

  • @Dan-zc3ou
    @Dan-zc3ou 5 лет назад +102

    I don't see problems with the age difference, he is 25, so he can be with whoever he want up that age.

  • @eileen1820
    @eileen1820 5 лет назад +996

    Great ending pointing out the hypocrisy of age differences 😊

    • @bmaze944
      @bmaze944 5 лет назад +18

      True, but I haven't seen a lot of people hating on Pete because of the age difference. It's mostly been that she's way out of his league and people can't believe Kate would be interested in him.

    • @lunaplaysgames7674
      @lunaplaysgames7674 5 лет назад +32

      bmaze yeah but for an older woman to go out with someone way younger its practically a sin to other people even though men do it all the time. So I’m glad he highlighted that.

    • @koolaidsalad
      @koolaidsalad 5 лет назад

      @@bmaze944 thats a strong opinion you got there

    • @semi6544
      @semi6544 5 лет назад +2

      @@bmaze944 -- Do you remember Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit? No, many people don't. During his 15 minutes of fame he kept getting with stars way out of his league. Maybe these women know something we don't. Wait, they definitely know something we don't because they actually chose him.

    • @EricaShady10171972
      @EricaShady10171972 5 лет назад +2

      @@semi6544 I think it is because of his penis size.

  • @bomoregie
    @bomoregie 5 лет назад +487

    Larry King Larry King Larry King.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @angeltwin16
    @angeltwin16 4 года назад +14

    I love how Che was over there really minding his business then Pete called him out. 😂😂

  • @pdsketch603
    @pdsketch603 5 лет назад +18

    “that’s why he’s a silENT FILM ARTIST”

  • @kaylaoverbay4340
    @kaylaoverbay4340 5 лет назад +40

    I could watch Pete Davidson and John Mulaney read the phone book to each other and be happy.

  • @PushoverSwag
    @PushoverSwag 5 лет назад +669

    It's been crazy seeing Pete's evolution, he's near top billing now on SNL and so young. Good to see him do well

    • @Evieventer
      @Evieventer 5 лет назад +37

      he literally hasnt evolved at all he's just more famous now because he dated ariana grande. he still breaks in every sketch and is generally not very good.

    • @1999tenorio
      @1999tenorio 5 лет назад +16

      @@Evieventer hater

    • @KM-fu8ur
      @KM-fu8ur 5 лет назад +18

      Eh, I think dating Ariana helped raise his profile more than anything. He seems to revel in dating famous women too, since he brought up Kate Beckinsale unprompted as though anyone *actually* cares.

    • @andrewd.6248
      @andrewd.6248 5 лет назад +13

      @@Evieventer It's fine to not like the guy. But you can't say he hasn't evolved. That's just ignorant my man

    • @dustytheloneranger
      @dustytheloneranger 5 лет назад +3

      It boggles my mind that Pete and I are the same age

  • @xonikkiecal
    @xonikkiecal 2 года назад +2

    “Headphones 🤷🏻‍♀️” LOL

  • @haha69sexnumber
    @haha69sexnumber 4 года назад +39

    "Not Che though, he's a genius" that shit was the funniest joke of this whole segment and no one laughed

  • @brenyatta
    @brenyatta 5 лет назад +1884

    Get ready for Catholics to get pissed off at Pete Davidson

    • @malachiowens3423
      @malachiowens3423 5 лет назад +88

      And him having to apologize for a fucking joke.

    • @chuyozuna2398
      @chuyozuna2398 5 лет назад +129

      im cathoilc and i love the joke plus i hate the catholic church

    • @brenyatta
      @brenyatta 5 лет назад +3

      Malachi Owens As well as the news freaking out, over it

    • @SwiftieCatLover
      @SwiftieCatLover 5 лет назад +61

      I’m pretty sure Pete is used to pissing people off at this point. I mean his main thing is dark comedy and insult comedy. He pisses people off for a living~ I honestly enjoy all types of comedy/humor and I happen to really enjoy Pete’s as well

    • @Conker187777
      @Conker187777 5 лет назад +35

      Is he wrong?

  • @sunshinebp7632
    @sunshinebp7632 5 лет назад +201

    Pete spilling tea on EVERYONE 😂

  • @BRLambert4
    @BRLambert4 2 года назад +5

    "and he couldn't even talk" made me laugh way to hard

  • @mariabanana9325
    @mariabanana9325 3 года назад +8

    Pete low key calling out people for making Kate get hell for their age difference naming every other guy who does the same thing but people turn the other cheek.

  • @Fidelis1776
    @Fidelis1776 5 лет назад +856

    All jokes aside, I'm willing to put a quarter aside for charity every time an R. Kelly song from my playlist pops up.

    • @emilyfouquettehoffman7886
      @emilyfouquettehoffman7886 5 лет назад +27

      C.S. Bailey
      I think it’s a great idea !

    • @SkySoFew
      @SkySoFew 5 лет назад +48

      He said a dollar!! Lol

    • @stephencox8723
      @stephencox8723 5 лет назад +24

      Ima go broke if i give a cent each time, it's bad. If prince did some shit, ima kill myself.

    • @SkySoFew
      @SkySoFew 5 лет назад +22

      @Chad Gochis I think you're taking this a bit too seriously, Chad.

    • @Fidelis1776
      @Fidelis1776 5 лет назад +13

      @Chad GochisTake all of the jokes out of the above video.and he makes a good point. While not willing to give a dollar, I brought forth the idea of a quarter being put aside to eventually be donated. I didn't ask/want/desire/ give a fudge about your approval, just thought that others might do the same if they really felt that way about situations like this.

  • @bblilyylensz
    @bblilyylensz 5 лет назад +1467

    Pete really gives no f cks about what anybody thinks of him, and it's kind of admirable, but also OH BOY WERE THESE JOKES RISKY

    • @homelesshannah50
      @homelesshannah50 5 лет назад +9

      Fuck him

    • @worrywirt
      @worrywirt 5 лет назад +152

      Opening with that line about the Catholic Church was ballsy as hell

    • @erinrestrick9691
      @erinrestrick9691 5 лет назад +40

      @@homelesshannah50 who wouldn't he's like 6'1 and funny

    • @0oChrisHBKo0
      @0oChrisHBKo0 5 лет назад +18

      Yet he literally considered suicide because of what people say about him

    • @aznthy
      @aznthy 5 лет назад +26

      The jokes weren't risky, stupid morons who are catholics are risky.

  • @kinglos3004
    @kinglos3004 5 лет назад +10

    I love how Pete always says one last line when the skit is over. Has anyone noticed that.

  • @DamnitDave
    @DamnitDave 2 года назад +2

    25 year old hooking up with a 55 year old is VERY different than a 15/45
    its not just the years.... its the maturity and ability to make an informed adult decision.
    MJ, RK, and any other 30 something whos even talking (much less hanging out) with someone under age is dead wrong... period
    yes they are musically gifted... but that does not give them a license to cross lines that you would NEVER tolerate from your neighbor

  • @sisilessthan3
    @sisilessthan3 5 лет назад +715

    he makes some points lol

    • @Stu98765
      @Stu98765 5 лет назад +12

      @Toori Baba WTF?

    • @witchypoorose5196
      @witchypoorose5196 5 лет назад

      @@Stu98765 👏🤣
      Yeah. We REALLY wanted that soapbox moment.
      SMH.

    • @luis33316
      @luis33316 5 лет назад

      Speaks facts

    • @svenmurphy-deyoung8209
      @svenmurphy-deyoung8209 5 лет назад

      toori baba It’s nOt GOt WHO nEeDS yoU it’s PeOPlE Who NeeD gOD lmao wut

    • @Pyreleaf
      @Pyreleaf 5 лет назад

      Anthony Joseph Found the Nazi.

  • @hildah2165
    @hildah2165 5 лет назад +411

    “Larry king Larry king Larry king”
    Lol!! Love hidden jokes!

    • @JaredOLantern
      @JaredOLantern 5 лет назад +26

      Hilda Higgins how is that a “hidden” joke?

    • @robertrodriguez1964
      @robertrodriguez1964 5 лет назад +8

      The last time Larry got married, they asked him if he had any concerns for the wedding night regarding their age difference.
      His quote, "If she dies, she dies."

    • @davidmsirois
      @davidmsirois 5 лет назад +7

      yeah Larry went full Ivan Drago with that answer

    • @hildah2165
      @hildah2165 5 лет назад

      Jared O Lantern - since he once had to hear comments from Larry about his own love life then he’s clearly being passive aggressive here and has every right to do so plus it’s funny :)
      Never throw stones from a glasshouse

  • @vonnieluxon2437
    @vonnieluxon2437 5 лет назад +3

    True true true,etc. ..plus Pete looks happy. Thank you Kate.

  • @AC-wz2xs
    @AC-wz2xs 5 лет назад +280

    Many truths spoken by Pete. Well done. Great segment

    • @Crazy-77
      @Crazy-77 5 лет назад

      More like half truths. 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @IDiggPattyMayonnaise
    @IDiggPattyMayonnaise 5 лет назад +314

    Someone finally calling out Mark Walhberg

    • @robertm5110
      @robertm5110 5 лет назад +9

      PattyMayonnaise agreed

    • @liopergonsd58
      @liopergonsd58 5 лет назад +3

      They need to call out more of these jews

    • @sabrinayahisreal1078
      @sabrinayahisreal1078 5 лет назад +1

      @@liopergonsd58 So called "Jews"

    • @liopergonsd58
      @liopergonsd58 5 лет назад +5

      @@sabrinayahisreal1078 I mean todays jews are not real jews, real jews were black

    • @g0stn0te
      @g0stn0te 5 лет назад

      where the fuck have you been the last few years?

  • @mcpeez010
    @mcpeez010 4 года назад +2

    I love him so much, the last bit about donating and his age difference references was just so great.

  • @dominicburns4002
    @dominicburns4002 3 года назад +5

    Thank you for making me be able to watch Call Me By Your Name again

  • @song3516
    @song3516 5 лет назад +111

    “If it turns out the CEO of Swisher Sweets is a cannibal, I can't just change my whole life” 😂😂😂

    • @kinglos3004
      @kinglos3004 5 лет назад +1

      That was the best part

    • @driley5004
      @driley5004 5 лет назад +2

      That and the silent movie part 😂😂

  • @navyb52
    @navyb52 5 лет назад +282

    Last 10 seconds about age gap GOLD! Well said!!

    • @Jack-rk7jc
      @Jack-rk7jc 5 лет назад +9

      @Andrew Man111 Wtf? The line is where someone's physical, emotional and mental maturity meet. A 30 year old might be too immature for someone the same age, but a 20 year old could be just as mature as a 40 year old. I feel like I'm explaining something I don't need to be explaining. Everyone reaches different paces at different places in their life. As long as you're no longer a teenager, you can probably handle a relationship with anyone of any age.

    • @Jack-rk7jc
      @Jack-rk7jc 5 лет назад

      @Andrew Man111 Nothing. But your brain is still developing at that age so anyone 17, 18, 19 could be miles apart from someone their own age.

  • @keyurgaikwad8983
    @keyurgaikwad8983 3 года назад +1

    I absolutely love the chemistry between Pete and Colin 🙌🏻💯

  • @shawnhodgkin
    @shawnhodgkin 4 месяца назад

    Che's innocent "i dont even know what i did" right as the clip fades off is amazing

    • @johnking5174
      @johnking5174 3 месяца назад

      It's probably down to Che rarely listens to much being said on Weekend Update

  • @nathanlayman
    @nathanlayman 5 лет назад +40

    I don't know how Pete keeps it together.. he will start to laugh and then quickly get it together which just makes me laugh even harder. This is the best SNL cast we've had in a long time and Pete is one of my favorites.