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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @theeffingralyks5722
    @theeffingralyks5722 2 года назад +5864

    "sex may sell, but it doesnt stand out in a crowd of sex. thats why you have to do something truly different" -why im not allowed at the orgy anymore

    • @taitia8619
      @taitia8619 2 года назад +196

      oh this is severely underrated I'm wheezing

    • @CurlyChop
      @CurlyChop 2 года назад +113

      Oh god was it the transformer razor?

    • @freagle1075
      @freagle1075 2 года назад +25

      ughhhh too good

    • @kshaur13
      @kshaur13 Год назад +24

      You win the internet

    • @originalusername295
      @originalusername295 Год назад +84

      Did you free your skin?

  • @johannabelle
    @johannabelle 5 лет назад +10288

    but hbomb, how can i possibly be empowered as a woman if i don't buy $70 athletic leggings?

    • @brendanbarlow
      @brendanbarlow 5 лет назад +506

      Don't forget the ~all-important~ male attention

    • @eljestLiv
      @eljestLiv 5 лет назад +495

      1. buy their product
      2. ???
      3. profit

    • @ryanlacroix6425
      @ryanlacroix6425 5 лет назад +163

      With that attitude you'll never be empowered.

    • @TheOmnipotentPenguin
      @TheOmnipotentPenguin 5 лет назад +159

      By buying $70+ bras if you're any size around or above average :P

    • @deadsam8433
      @deadsam8433 5 лет назад +232

      Buy them for the empowerment; burn them for the emancipation. Repeat as required.

  • @alexblackburn5489
    @alexblackburn5489 4 года назад +4611

    Don't forget changing their social media logos to support whatever social movement is currently on everyone's minds.

    • @uncanny_mac4660
      @uncanny_mac4660 4 года назад +650

      And don't change them in countries/markets where homophobia is still rampant.

    • @FNTM2k3
      @FNTM2k3 4 года назад +52

      In some of those countries, you might get killed for going against the leaders, and those countries might be major markets. Of course they don’t change anything.

    • @nyx3983
      @nyx3983 4 года назад +146

      Alex Blackburn All the companies hit an instant no homo when July starts. Got to sell products for that false woke feel.

    • @gratuitouslurking8610
      @gratuitouslurking8610 4 года назад +80

      Obligatory 'black square of solidarity with current social upheaval that all sound the goddamn same' here.

    • @PalitoSelvatico
      @PalitoSelvatico 4 года назад +5

      @@FNTM2k3 thats what they implied

  • @thegs7320
    @thegs7320 Год назад +2563

    "Oh I'm supposed to fuck this burger" and "What could it possibly be, oh it's child labor" live in my head rent free

    • @willhennessy864
      @willhennessy864 Год назад +98

      I will NEVER not laugh at "I'm supposed to fuck this burger."

    • @AlfredSoul
      @AlfredSoul 11 месяцев назад +17

      Do not combine, I repeat, do not-

    • @eorzeantours1565
      @eorzeantours1565 11 месяцев назад +33

      "Im supposed to fuck this burger" is perhaps his most underappreciated line. The delivery and pants noise are god tier comedy

    • @theargo
      @theargo 5 месяцев назад +3

      By jolly Govn'r, thats a lot of shoes!

  • @joelw9811
    @joelw9811 3 года назад +7025

    Thinking about Burger King’s “Women belong in the kitchen” tweet on women’s day

    • @Corriane
      @Corriane 3 года назад +830

      They knew what they were doing

    • @pepi7404
      @pepi7404 3 года назад +383

      And it worked, because the internet is full of children and man-children.

    • @DrJams
      @DrJams 3 года назад +109

      BK shouldn't of removed that. Triggered the feminists

    • @ggs27
      @ggs27 3 года назад +1300

      @@DrJams -_-

    • @lyokianhitchhiker
      @lyokianhitchhiker 3 года назад +304

      In their defense, I think they were trying to poke fun about how that’s usually used in relation to home life & not culinary jobs.

  • @guywhomstvepostgood
    @guywhomstvepostgood 4 года назад +5001

    “I do not want to free my skin” has the same syllables and cadence as “I have no mouth and I must scream”

    • @Alinori-h9
      @Alinori-h9 4 года назад +40

      I miss Harlan so much

    • @Disgruntled_Dave
      @Disgruntled_Dave 4 года назад +52

      Holy shit! Thanks for pointing that out.

    • @mitskilvr1394
      @mitskilvr1394 3 года назад +26

      god I hate that short story so much-

    • @timrosswood4259
      @timrosswood4259 3 года назад +10

      @@mitskilvr1394 why?

    • @mitskilvr1394
      @mitskilvr1394 3 года назад +62

      @@timrosswood4259 idk it creeps me out ,, it’s a good story and all I just get rlly creeped out by it cause it hits like everyone of my fears

  • @kmdragon01
    @kmdragon01 5 лет назад +10891

    'Free your skin' is quite possibly the most ominous sentence ever constructed.

  • @geogiraffy
    @geogiraffy Год назад +1508

    OK so not only did the same thing happen again with Bud Light and Barbie, but also the account who took a picture of the razor in their toilet is Andrew Tate before his big blowing up.
    Harry was truly ahead of his time.
    He also predicted he would go bald.

    • @LeLennoshe
      @LeLennoshe Год назад +155

      Oh my god we found his back story

    • @nineinchthread
      @nineinchthread Год назад +8

      You sure that's Andrew Tate ?

    • @geogiraffy
      @geogiraffy Год назад +135

      @@nineinchthreadOK so Andy Tate used to do these dumbass tweets about star wars saying if you’ve ever seen the movies you would never be a millionaire or know what a woman feels like and so on. He also has a get rich coarse he calls the warroom so when i saw this i assumed it was him but i cant remember if i found any evidence. I think i remember i found something that confirmed my suspicion when i first commented this but i really cant remember now. So maybe no.

    • @unexpected2475
      @unexpected2475 Год назад +23

      Honestly looking at the reflection I don't think it's him: the person has appreciable hair from what I can tell. Unless Tate for some reason wore a wig, I don't think there's any way that could've been him (not that him doing that is implausible).

    • @andyabel3072
      @andyabel3072 Год назад +4

      Oh so budlight is profitable now?...ah no its not. I hear Disney is doing fantastic

  • @GrandHighGamer
    @GrandHighGamer 5 лет назад +3637

    Freeing my skin is the opposite of what I want my razor to do. In fact leaving my skin on my face is one of the main features I look for in a razor.

    • @Erich21
      @Erich21 5 лет назад +65

      Imagine an ad for animal shaving/grooming products "free your fur!"

    • @watulooknat770
      @watulooknat770 5 лет назад +179

      @@Erich21 That would actually make more sense. Since grooming and taking away their fur is the main purpose of the product. However, "free your skin" is just fucking terrifying. It should have said something like "free your hair". But even that is pretty weird.

    • @d3nza482
      @d3nza482 5 лет назад +125

      It should have said something like "LIBERTY TO THE EPIDERMIS!"

    • @roxef
      @roxef 5 лет назад +52

      I think it was supposed to be something like, after shaving your skin is no longer covered in hair, so it is more in the open, more free.

    • @draxiss1577
      @draxiss1577 5 лет назад +84

      "Escape your hair-prison."

  • @JayExci
    @JayExci 5 лет назад +3892

    Finally, someone is drawing attention to the fact that corporate versions of popular political talking points aren't primarily representative of those beliefs, they're marketing strategies.

    • @Bluelyre
      @Bluelyre 5 лет назад +80

      Unfortunately people fail to realize that outrage sells.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 лет назад +127

      HEY WOMEN! You are a strong and independent and don't need no man! But job? Look pretty on job? Buy fairness cream to slather on your face and then.. and then get respected on job! Yay feminism!
      (Granted the fairness cream thing is more about Indian brands, but you just copy paste this strategy to the entire cosmetic and beauty industry)

    • @starmaker75
      @starmaker75 5 лет назад +120

      My favorite WOKE one are the one that said they are for the environmental despite being a company that harming the environment.

    • @TheScourge007
      @TheScourge007 5 лет назад +10

      Have I got a video series or you! Look up Adversaries by Peter Coffin, he's been making fun of this shit for years!

    • @QwertyCaesar
      @QwertyCaesar 5 лет назад +52

      I dubno why folks think it's new, cinema has been doing this for decades. What do you think Green Book is? Or Bohemian Rhapsody? "Gosh, I'm so glad *we* more enlightened about homophobia and AIDS today. That'll be 17.99 for your ticket." I wouldn't say that that's the entire purpose of most of these films but that's what they're doing in the press junkets.
      Oscar campaigns too. Look at Dallas Buyers Club. Managed to insult every letter of the LGBT community big time. Implied lesbian conversion, a real bisexual man's history was erased to turn him into a homophobe, a real-ish (it's complicated) cis gay man was turned into a trans woman on the basis that he did drag, and that same character had nothing changed about them except for a more cliche backstory than you'd find in Dog Day Afternoon, and played by a cis man which has all sorts of nasty implications. They sold it as a progressive film though so guess what happened? Best Picture Nomination, Best Supporting Actor Nomination, etc. Jared Leto won the latter for a frankly mediocre performance because it was *so brave* for him to play a marginalized character that he literally personally wrote on the fly.
      That's what #TheForceIsFemale is. Do they have a point? Of course! You can type "best directors" into google and it'll give you a list of fifty directors in the sliding bar at the top, every single one of them a man. Something's up. Is buying a Star Wars brand t-shirt that was made with sweatshop labour for $18 going to change anything? Hell no. It's just the shameless appropriation of real values and issues to advertise a movie series and make a buck at the same time.
      The flipside do it just as much if not more. When I say "christian cinema" you know exactly I'm talking about because it's probably the best example of this phenomenon. Movies that 99% of the time are plainly mediocre if not outright bad films being sold as religious praxis. That's how Passion of the Christ became the most profitable R-rated film ever. It's a mediocre film, not even Mel Gibson's best christian cinema film (that'd be Hacksaw Ridge) but people ate it up because i was sold as the christian thing to do.
      Cinema's been doing this for decades. I'd argue that films going back as far back as the 80s. Theatre too - RENT is a great example. The Producers borderline parodied this phenomenon as it exists in theatre. It was only a matter of time before the companies that make french fries and lightbulbs started joining in.

  • @glitchedoom
    @glitchedoom 3 года назад +5336

    People destroyed their coffee machines on defense of a child predator. These last few years have been too much, man.

    • @NoodleKeeper
      @NoodleKeeper 3 года назад +584

      Right...that's the hardest part of this whole thing. I get to watch my fellow countrymen....DEFEND a child predator while having the audacity to at the same time refer to Democrats as pedophiles. Whether or not they are, that's not the point of this post. My point is that they condemn one side while simultaneously defending the other on the same topic.

    • @NoodleKeeper
      @NoodleKeeper 3 года назад +229

      @@cauyawolfe4724 literally nobody said it was representative of an entire group. Way to strawman an entire comment chain.

    • @glitchedoom
      @glitchedoom 3 года назад +168

      @@cauyawolfe4724 I didn't mention Fox, the right, or anything you are talking about in my comment.

    • @glitchedoom
      @glitchedoom 3 года назад +113

      @@cauyawolfe4724 Point to where I said this incident was representative of the entire right.

    • @NoodleKeeper
      @NoodleKeeper 3 года назад +126

      @@cauyawolfe4724 I said "my fellow countrymen" which implies some Americans, I didn't say "every right winger"

  • @douglasboyle6544
    @douglasboyle6544 Год назад +471

    "Companies don't have values, companies have marketing strategies" I don't know where I heard it originally but it's a phrase that has stuck with me and I'm always fond of repeating it. And Ironically I actually use a Schik Hydro but I'd never seen that "Hydrobot" before, now I'm afraid.

    • @Herrscher-of-Autism
      @Herrscher-of-Autism Год назад +31

      fReE yOuR sKiN!

    • @TheAmbush101
      @TheAmbush101 Год назад +1

      Don’t worry. It’ll stay wet for a long time.
      (I’ll see myself out.)

    • @user-bo6vy5eg8g
      @user-bo6vy5eg8g 11 месяцев назад +7

      glad to know someone else is freeing their skin

    • @None-Trick_Pony
      @None-Trick_Pony 11 месяцев назад +4

      Okay, that's a good quote and all, but since you use Schik, could you explain to me what "freeing your skin" means? If it turns you into some freak of nature, count me in! I'd toss out the Gilette razor I bought to replace the Gilette razor I threw into the toilet and posted on Twitter years ago in a heartbeat.

  • @OzMediaOfficial
    @OzMediaOfficial 2 года назад +9629

    It took me three years to realize the thumbnail was a razor in a toilet.

    • @hbomberguy
      @hbomberguy  2 года назад +2506

      Lol

    • @anthonyiglesias1221
      @anthonyiglesias1221 2 года назад +392

      Omg Oz media and Hbomberguy in one comment section with one like, Imagine my shock.

    • @monomanual
      @monomanual 2 года назад +113

      @@anthonyiglesias1221 In pride month!

    • @silvermagpie1071
      @silvermagpie1071 2 года назад +155

      Is *that* what it is? My god I am blind

    • @dairenoh693
      @dairenoh693 2 года назад +39

      Shit, I just noticed that too!

  • @MrLordFireDragon
    @MrLordFireDragon 5 лет назад +6488

    I hated that Gillette ad so much I burned all my men.

    • @Darkerxz
      @Darkerxz 4 года назад +293

      Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain (2015)

    • @asrieldreemurr1988
      @asrieldreemurr1988 4 года назад +287

      I hated it so much I freed my skin

    • @theteethburglar4716
      @theteethburglar4716 4 года назад +81

      stray cat I hate Schlick so much I enslaved my skins,

    • @zaiquiri7219
      @zaiquiri7219 4 года назад +5

      Darker femboymaycry??? is that you??

    • @tammy7098
      @tammy7098 4 года назад +10

      I hated it so much i freed my men

  • @trainman2226
    @trainman2226 4 года назад +2471

    when I saw Sunny D’s “I can’t take this anymore” I thought it was the PR guy fucking quiting

    • @an8strengthkobold360
      @an8strengthkobold360 4 года назад +241

      He probably should after that stupid campaign.

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 года назад +310

      I feel like that was legitimately one guy having a breakdown but then it got used for brand twitter immediately after

    • @pippincovington1348
      @pippincovington1348 3 года назад +35

      @@ashikjaman1940 yeah it was clearly a happy accident

    • @jeetadityachatterjee6995
      @jeetadityachatterjee6995 3 года назад +106

      @@pippincovington1348 happy is not a word I would use too describe this situation

    • @joaomartins2541
      @joaomartins2541 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @cecilkeith1951
    @cecilkeith1951 Год назад +926

    Hello from 2023, where a man is selling "Ultra Right" beer because he's mad at Bud Lite. IT NEVER ENDS

    • @izzynobre
      @izzynobre Год назад +61

      I legit didn't know if that was real or parody when I first saw it

    • @cecilkeith1951
      @cecilkeith1951 Год назад +32

      @@izzynobre I'm still not sure it isn't parody. Supposedly, the guy is using a Busch brewery.

    • @shaneriggs6678
      @shaneriggs6678 Год назад +7

      To be fair at least he's trying to actually make something with ultra right beer to complete with bud light instead of just destroy bud light cans and complaining about them

    • @cecilkeith1951
      @cecilkeith1951 Год назад +84

      @@shaneriggs6678 But he's using Bud manufacturing, and bud cans. He's still giving Bud his money, which defeats the point.

    • @raysofred
      @raysofred Год назад +20

      Don’t forget the anti-woke $7 per bar pronoun chocolate

  • @Night-rage
    @Night-rage 4 года назад +7739

    It's so absurd the things that motivate people to boycot.
    Child labor: nah
    A commercial featuring a "controversial" athlete : Lets burn them shoes!

    • @bud389
      @bud389 4 года назад +105

      The left couldn't give a shit about child labor. They're the ones who buy iPhones from manufacturers that have suicide nets outside of their buildings so they can shitpost on twitter about how "woke" they are because Donald Trump said a mean word.

    • @demonetization4960
      @demonetization4960 4 года назад +616

      @@bud389 Yikes

    • @MH-hv1gf
      @MH-hv1gf 4 года назад +542

      @@bud389 okay. I need a phone to effectively function in society today. got a fully ethical company I can afford to buy one from?

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 4 года назад +47

      te1 then don’t act like you’re some moral arbiter that has to talk down to the commoners about, like Gillette telling men to be more responsible as if men don’t already hear this enough constantly. An advertisement’s job is to sell a product, not tell me how to live my life or some other pretentious nonsense.

    • @bud389
      @bud389 4 года назад +13

      @@te1327 Almost everything is produced unethically? How about planes? How many of those are put together by slave labor? Oh, none? How about cars? None as well? Well surely houses are built through slave labor, oh wait, those aren't either? Then what is? Oh, phones and shoes. Right.

  • @Sleepgarden
    @Sleepgarden 4 года назад +1467

    "Hi, we at [Company Name] are in support of [Whatever the Current Issue is] and we find it abhorrent that [Someone is Doing Something Badly]. Even though we won't call out corruption or the hypocrisy, we hope the [Victimized Group] will be shown support by others and you continue to buy [Our products]. Thank you."

    • @multistuff9831
      @multistuff9831 4 года назад +18

      So true!!!!!!!

    • @MrSuperAJ
      @MrSuperAJ 3 года назад +28

      That sums it up. I want a T-shirt with this.

    • @Sleepgarden
      @Sleepgarden 3 года назад +10

      @Lilith does stuff beats me, I don't read Onion, I just made it up

    • @coffinmyface4237
      @coffinmyface4237 3 года назад +3

      @Lilith does stuff yes, this topic was one of their articles

    • @ashlyy1341
      @ashlyy1341 2 года назад

      most blatant example is that pepsi cop ad

  • @SuperWolfkin
    @SuperWolfkin 5 лет назад +993

    15:38 Still wear them? He bough them three DAYS ago. He could still return them and that is something which would actually HURT nike's bottom line.

    • @daltonbedore8396
      @daltonbedore8396 5 лет назад +145

      not a very dramatic show of protest though. i guess when you're white, middleclass and buy shoes as a hobby (he had 5 pairs of just nike) the destruction of the property for social capital is worth it? :shrug:

    • @matti.8465
      @matti.8465 5 лет назад +57

      @@daltonbedore8396
      Who the hell owns five pairs of shoes? If i had more than one pair of normal shoes (not including more formal ones) i would probably just get stuck using only one pair because it's more comfortable.

    • @GamersInHellOnYt
      @GamersInHellOnYt 5 лет назад +41

      My shoes separated from the sole, I recently just hot glued them together. Good as new and I still have money to buy food lol ( -u-)

    • @commanderjarak
      @commanderjarak 5 лет назад +12

      @@matti.8465 I buy 3 pairs of shoes at a time, only because it's cheaper for me to buy shoes from Amazon America and have them shipped to Australia to buy the same shoes here. Then I have enough pairs of shoes to last me 3 years.

    • @SuperWolfkin
      @SuperWolfkin 5 лет назад +32

      @@daltonbedore8396 it actually WOULD be a dramatic show of protest. It's the sort of thing that people would understand and could be very dramatic. As opposed to the laughable destruction of your own things which isn't dramatic. It's just copying what was dramatic decades ago. Throwing tea into the Mississippi wasn't just dramatic because it made the Mississippi taste good. It was dramatic because you know each box is destroyed and costing the company money.
      Burning your own shoes is the sort of thing people do when they want to imitate that kind of protest but just think "massive destruction = drama".

  • @JJ-qo7th
    @JJ-qo7th Год назад +456

    The guy burning his five pairs of Nikes is accidentally telling everyone how spoiled he is. He has five pairs of Nikes. He has four more pairs of overpriced athletic/mobility shoes than he needs, and one of those pairs had just been purchased a few days prior.

    • @AverageConsumer-uj8sm
      @AverageConsumer-uj8sm 9 месяцев назад +10

      You only need two shoes. Your left shoe, and yor right shoe.

    • @AverageConsumer-uj8sm
      @AverageConsumer-uj8sm 9 месяцев назад +21

      In reality though it is useful to have more than one pair of shoes. I personally have a pair of high heels, a pair of crocs, a pair of boots, a pair of winter crocs, a pair of winter boots, and a pair of Walmart crocs that lost their back strap and are now slippers.

    • @AverageConsumer-uj8sm
      @AverageConsumer-uj8sm 9 месяцев назад +7

      But, like, the point still stands. You don't need to buy four of the same brand of shoes when they all work fine.

    • @thepotatoportal69
      @thepotatoportal69 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@AverageConsumer-uj8sm Collecting things is some peoples' hobby

    • @AverageConsumer-uj8sm
      @AverageConsumer-uj8sm 9 месяцев назад

      makes sense @@thepotatoportal69

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ 5 лет назад +3765

    I wish I could make a series of “uncomfortable advertisements” that was just a man in a suit calmly describing whatever product they’re selling in the most nihilistically depressing way possible.

    • @harunsuaidi7349
      @harunsuaidi7349 5 лет назад +271

      Cracked has "honest commercial" series

    • @stephss
      @stephss 4 года назад +20

      Peter Coffin and their partner does that already. Check out Adversaries

    • @jazwhoaskedforthis
      @jazwhoaskedforthis 4 года назад +19

      I’d actually be down as fuck for that

    • @psyc8407
      @psyc8407 4 года назад +55

      “It tastes awful, and it works!”

    • @Minihood31770
      @Minihood31770 4 года назад +105

      Do it for a fake thing, post it on social medias so it hopefully goes viral and legitimises you in the eyes of ad companies, and also send it in to as agencies as your portfolio, profit.
      Just make sure to unionise your workplace when you get hired.

  • @grilledcheese5000
    @grilledcheese5000 4 года назад +4449

    "A pair I just bought three days ago" is fucking killing me.
    That and calling a corporation "marxist" lmfao

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 3 года назад +244

      Makes phrases like "Marxist post-modernist" sound positively coherent.

    • @msjkramey
      @msjkramey 3 года назад +79

      Lol you know those Marxist privately owned capitalist companies, right? You been under a rock??

    • @lusciouslocks8790
      @lusciouslocks8790 3 года назад +356

      @@msjkramey Communism is when the corporations like black people. And it’s more communism the more black people they like. And when they like a real lot of black people, it’s Marxism

    • @msjkramey
      @msjkramey 3 года назад +1

      @@lusciouslocks8790 what youre saying doesnt track. Can you reword it?

    • @lusciouslocks8790
      @lusciouslocks8790 3 года назад +160

      @@msjkramey Sorry I was just making a reference to a meme video. The original was something like “Socialism is when the government does stuff”, but I changed some of the words around to make it better fit this situation

  • @KaeYoss
    @KaeYoss 4 года назад +3013

    "Stop staring at me like I'm some piece of meat" - Big Mac. So they admit that their burger patties don't contain any actual meat.

    • @lusciouslocks8790
      @lusciouslocks8790 3 года назад +134

      Holy shit I didn’t actually sit down and think about this ad until reading this comment and the implications are so gross

    • @soupisfornoobs4081
      @soupisfornoobs4081 3 года назад +107

      @@lusciouslocks8790 yeah, cause they would imply that their food is meat, so they're implying women are actually pieces of meat. Fucking great, innit

    • @user-vz5wu8ty3z
      @user-vz5wu8ty3z 3 года назад +6

      Capital O Oof

    • @joaomartins2541
      @joaomartins2541 3 года назад +5

      ⚗️🔬

    • @LaplaceStevensNameless
      @LaplaceStevensNameless 3 года назад +1

      Its worm meat

  • @loganharvill5394
    @loganharvill5394 Год назад +365

    Omg as a leftist Im so offended by those guys breaking a billion dollar company’s coffee machine cuz they took a stand on the controversial opinion “child molesters are bad”. Seriously who do those guys think they’re offending

    • @bewawolf19
      @bewawolf19 11 месяцев назад

      Serious question, why do you sexually identify as a leftist?

    • @scottthesecondcoming
      @scottthesecondcoming 4 месяца назад +5

      the strawmen. that's who they're offending

  • @ChazMcGutter
    @ChazMcGutter 4 года назад +14818

    Imagine thinking a corporation will be emotionally hurt that you destroyed their product after you've already bought it.

    • @waspoppin4784
      @waspoppin4784 4 года назад +176

      Chaz McGutter and then it gets them more money

    • @speedstyle.
      @speedstyle. 4 года назад +760

      They were only three days old, he could've literally gotten a refund and *actually* cost them money.

    • @matthewjohn666
      @matthewjohn666 4 года назад +59

      "Corporations are people, my friend."

    • @loregoblin3854
      @loregoblin3854 4 года назад +325

      what's worse is that if you go far enough up the corporation food chain, everything is controlled by like, what, 10 total mega corporations? choice is basically an illusion in most cases, unless you're buying from a small independent company or local business. so even if you destroy your product of one brand and actually commit to buying only from another brand, your money is very likely to find its way into the same pockets no matter what. literally, one of the greater tools of marketing is to pit two brands against each other while ultimately controlling both. I think the "left twix vs. right twix" is probably just an extremely meta joke to other advertisers because it so blatantly lampoons the concept. I'm actually a little surprised that they'd show their hand so obviously.

    • @claremcloughlin8237
      @claremcloughlin8237 4 года назад +109

      Imagine believing companies have feelings

  • @NaCk210
    @NaCk210 4 года назад +1573

    "SILENCE, BRAND" is one of my favourite types of praxis

    • @theoc4424
      @theoc4424 3 года назад +1

      Hello

    • @bleepbloopbloop-h5y
      @bleepbloopbloop-h5y 3 года назад +34

      I can't help but read this in Internet Historians voice

    • @taitia8619
      @taitia8619 2 года назад +4

      @@bleepbloopbloop-h5y I'm glad I'm not the only one lmao

  • @tomkenning5482
    @tomkenning5482 5 лет назад +2764

    Why don't people realise that if you destroy a company's product, that company doesn't lose any money

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 5 лет назад +295

      Unless you steal the product and THEN destroy it

    • @rabidrabids5348
      @rabidrabids5348 5 лет назад +248

      @@nathanclark2424 But they aren't willing to do that. Because they're cowards.

    • @lereff1382
      @lereff1382 5 лет назад +248

      @@nathanclark2424 might as well just steal it and not destroy it, free stuff lol

    • @aaronsmith1023
      @aaronsmith1023 5 лет назад +105

      Because right wingers are literally retarded.

    • @ybcritical3633
      @ybcritical3633 5 лет назад +71

      @@aaronsmith1023 why right wingers though? Many stupid people from left and right are retarded but most of these people have no ideology but rather lose 20 bucks for a few minutes of fame. calling them right wingers ist just as stupid as destroying your stuff. You are not better than them.

  • @gwencatz2483
    @gwencatz2483 Год назад +346

    That dude who bought his shoes 3 days prior could've just... returned them for a refund

    • @DirgeTV
      @DirgeTV Год назад +31

      That would make too much sense...and not enough noise (like all these weirdos want to do, because thinking is too much).

    • @jeffs1571
      @jeffs1571 11 месяцев назад +17

      Would've actually done something for their cause, but they'd rather show off than do something meaningful

  • @semi-sweet
    @semi-sweet 5 лет назад +2375

    "You are not immune to propaganda."
    - Garfield

  • @KO-vb4tg
    @KO-vb4tg 3 года назад +4168

    The most ironic thing about the "burn my Nikes" trend was that the actual way to hurt Nike would be to donate the shoes to charity. Like, make sure that they're not being resold to thrifty but upmarket consumers, try to make sure they are being worn by poor people. Once Nike has your money, the only way you can actually hurt them is to try and devalue their brand. And despite any posturing from their PR outfit, Nike definitely wants people to think that their shoes are expensive, not shoes of the poors. I'm not sure whether this just never occurred to the "burn them" camp or if they are allergic to giving anything to the poor, as that would be some kind of handout.

    • @oliverp3545
      @oliverp3545 3 года назад +120

      Once a product is brought it becomes a liability to the business all the while the consumer has it and a want for it.

    • @twentylush
      @twentylush 2 года назад +337

      yep. instead we got videos of rich brats having a meltdown and burning expensive sneakers. hook, line, and sinker.

    • @luispagano
      @luispagano 2 года назад +205

      Omg yes
      Shoes are so expensive here, i suffered so much watching them burn
      The fact that they can afford to destroy 5 pairs of shoes

    • @CristalianaIvor
      @CristalianaIvor 2 года назад +149

      Oh my god imagine every homeless person sleeing in the streets wearing nikes.

    • @dippyshitty
      @dippyshitty 2 года назад +3

      @@oliverp3545 BRUH YOUR NAME

  • @allnaturalfigjam310
    @allnaturalfigjam310 3 года назад +1564

    You were spot on with the "bald by 28" prediction.
    ... sorry Harry. The beard looks good!

    • @kadabraguy9846
      @kadabraguy9846 3 года назад +107

      From what I've heard, he did actually shave his head himself. Though his hair was already getting so thin that I guess it wasn't a huge change lmao

    • @TheFruitiestCake
      @TheFruitiestCake 3 года назад +45

      *harrless

    • @boobgoogler
      @boobgoogler 3 года назад +9

      There’s no way this man is under 28

    • @JoaoVitor-ge4le
      @JoaoVitor-ge4le 2 года назад +6

      He looks like an evil scientist in the best way possible

    • @zz8az
      @zz8az 2 года назад

      @@kadabraguy9846 I mean that's me too, once my hairline got bad I thought I would be better off just shaving it all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @austynjohnson1586
    @austynjohnson1586 Год назад +933

    I’m coming back to this 4 years later bc seeing people lose their shit over Kid Rock shooting cans of bud light has led me to realize people still have not caught on to this

    • @whataniSoar
      @whataniSoar Год назад +2

      Same

    • @docthorr
      @docthorr Год назад +19

      Every goddamn time

    • @werr3222werrr
      @werr3222werrr Год назад +1

      Yup lol

    • @AtnH
      @AtnH Год назад +6

      First time seeing my name spelled like that, but the thing is Austyn, the whole beer debacle is based on a product that isnt an item to wear or use to create something. It's a product that is basing its success and financial profitability on the fact that people consume it. Base that on the entirety of the companies main consumer market being ostracized by its PR/Advertising and then you have an issue. Plus it is actually working. Both companies posted an average in declining sales around the 10% mark (to date not gonna claim anything for the future) and both companies have laid off a big amount of the marketing/advertising executives.
      Overall pretty successful in my opinion.

    • @samuelsouza3054
      @samuelsouza3054 Год назад

      This video says that these boycotts don't work, but the bud light boycott did work, they took a huge hit.
      And people were right to protest over their stupidity.

  • @roythelongestboy3609
    @roythelongestboy3609 5 лет назад +2451

    *ahem*
    "Hey fellow gays! It's Pride Month and we totally believe in supporting YOUR rights! That's why we even changed our logo to a rainbow! See how progressive we are? Now you HAVE to buy our products because WE totally support you and DON'T just want your money!!!"

    • @DIGITALGH05T
      @DIGITALGH05T 5 лет назад +25

      reminds me of some company making an "lgblt" sandwich

    • @stoutyyyy
      @stoutyyyy 5 лет назад +94

      I find it hilarious that most of the gay pride merchandise is made in China from Saudi oil, two countries with an awful record on gay rights

    • @stoutyyyy
      @stoutyyyy 5 лет назад +73

      siddbastard there’s no “you people,” everyone has a different opinion on it. Lgbt people don’t have the same opinions on everything. One person’s corporate pandering could be another’s much-needed representation, it all depends on the individual. We’re just recognizing that large corporations don’t take stands on political issues unless they think it’s profitable.

    • @jayncoclassic
      @jayncoclassic 5 лет назад +44

      RUclips demonetized homosexual references basically silencing all homosexual creators. RUclips: We love you bitch! Let your freak flag fly

    • @FromMyPerspectPhoto
      @FromMyPerspectPhoto 5 лет назад +6

      Funny thing is this. The sooner pride month stops being such a prominent thing to the LBGT comm. AND they stop responding to this obvious pandering by governments and companies alike, the sooner they'll discover which companies legit believe in their cause enough to bend over backwards to satisfy them.
      Which is what they always want, if Twitter and Tumblr are any indication.

  • @EmperorTigerstar
    @EmperorTigerstar 5 лет назад +8643

    What about alarm clock brands? They woke me every day.

    • @mcdima4989
      @mcdima4989 5 лет назад +148

      boo

    • @KEvronista
      @KEvronista 5 лет назад +6

      schick shtick.
      KEvron

    • @connor-wm9wy
      @connor-wm9wy 5 лет назад +46

      \[T]/
      Praise the Emperor!

    • @afonsooliveira4417
      @afonsooliveira4417 5 лет назад +34

      I hate you for that pun, but I'm still gonna check out your channel because I have nothing to do today

    • @cfv7461
      @cfv7461 5 лет назад +95

      it's great how every time emperortigerstar comments on a leftube video people come to say "hello, thanks for not being a nazi, love you". Love you

  • @MegaLuros
    @MegaLuros 2 года назад +2821

    Honestly I think ads are going to do a 180 and go back to "explain what your god damn product does". The best ad I've seen in ages is the ad (in French) for an app that allow you to take medical appointment online. The guy just explains to you something along the line of: "if you are ill, use this app to get a fast appointment online !". Clean, clear and no bullshit. Loved it.

    • @hickspaced2963
      @hickspaced2963 2 года назад +163

      Yeah, I’m sick and tired of the current advertisement strategies. the thing tho is that these corporations have literal scientific studies on advertising. So there must be something to this whole wacky shit they are doing now.

    • @MegaLuros
      @MegaLuros 2 года назад +85

      @@hickspaced2963 TBF yeah I don't know anything about it. I've opened a marketing manual once. It's quite crazy the way they see thing.I don't really remember the exact content. I just remember asking myself "is there any serious basis for any of that ? Is this really how marketers see brands?". I might also be extremely triggered by the sheer stupidity of ads because I'm autistic.

    • @Key_highway
      @Key_highway 2 года назад +63

      Last ad that worked on me was a magnetic hands free phone charger that Mounted to the dash in your car. All the ad did was explain how it worked and I thought “that would be super handy” and I bought it

    • @PeachysMom
      @PeachysMom 2 года назад +14

      That medical appointment thing is so needed and would never work in the US

    • @MegaLuros
      @MegaLuros 2 года назад +8

      @@PeachysMom Would it not ? By reading again my email when I said "medical appointment online" I meant "remote medical appointment via the Internet". I think this would be extra demanded in the US.

  • @GreyeSkye
    @GreyeSkye 10 месяцев назад +566

    Honestly, my favourite part of the Gillette "Short Film" thing was that Gillette made a commercial that basically said, "Men, we can do better," and a whole bunch of men stood up and screamed, "NO THE F*CK WE CAN'T!"

    • @goblinslayer7096
      @goblinslayer7096 8 месяцев назад

      You must have been one of the abusive assholes represented in the commercial who needed to do better. Also, grilling is evil now.

    • @RainaThrownAway
      @RainaThrownAway 8 месяцев назад +55

      "No we can't and fuck you for implying we need to!"

    • @goblinslayer7096
      @goblinslayer7096 8 месяцев назад +14

      @@RainaThrownAway y’all really are going out of your way to not understand why customers react negatively to being called abusive sexist assholes. Also what was that thing with the endless grills and dads with folded arms chanting “boys will be boys” wtf is wrong with grilling?

    • @drakematsen4978
      @drakematsen4978 8 месяцев назад +7

      Definitely read that to the tune of "Can we build it?" "Yes we can!"

    • @GreyeSkye
      @GreyeSkye 8 месяцев назад +66

      @@goblinslayer7096 With the assumption that you want an honest discussion about this, here is my take:
      I understand why customers would react negatively to being called abusive sexist assholes, but I counter that the company isn't doing that. Rather, the company is calling these *behaviours* sexist and abusive. It may be a small difference, but it is an important one. Namely, that calling *you* a thing implies that it is an indelible part of you which you cannot escape, while calling a *behaviour* a thing equally implies that you can distance yourself from it and improve. In the same way that you must acknowledge a problem before you can fix it, these commercials are calling *out* a problem, not calling *you* a problem ("you" being used here not to directly implicate the person reading this, but simply as a generic second person).
      As for what's wrong with grilling: nothing is wrong with grilling. What is wrong is the legions of men just shrugging their shoulders and letting unchecked violence happen rather than trying to encourage more peaceful conflict resolutions.

  • @Contra1828
    @Contra1828 5 лет назад +2100

    The funniest part isn't even said in the video: turns out the ones who jack off to "capitalism" and "markets" don't understand capitalism and markets. If you own some new Nikes, and you want to hurt the Nike business, you *sell* them at below market rate to people who would otherwise buy them from the company. If they flooded the market with cheap Nike shoes as a protest, they could have actually hurt sales and made some people worried for a few weeks. The last thing you want to do is destroy them and raise the scarcity, raise the demand, and have Nike laughing all the way to the bank since they're the only source of Nike shoes left.

    • @commandernomad2817
      @commandernomad2817 5 лет назад +232

      these people only know violence and tantrums as a response to anything challenging.

    • @margaretthatcher8246
      @margaretthatcher8246 5 лет назад +69

      Economics is so fun.

    • @NKDpiano
      @NKDpiano 5 лет назад +50

      I just had to laugh at your comment.
      When people destroy Nike shoes, it's NOT that there is a scarcity for Nike shoes, or there is a rise in demand; it's just that the size of the Nike shoes market is smaller (by a tiny amount). People who destroy the shoes are most likely ordinary users; not re-sellers. And them re-sellers won't even think of destroying their only way of making a living.
      The first part is good though, although it will only happen on a small scale; their reselling Nike shoes at a lower price won't affect much Nike's revenues. So again, the buyers (buying from those discounted shoes) get all the benefits; and Nike isn't even affected.

    • @musicaccount3340
      @musicaccount3340 5 лет назад +84

      The most harmful thing they could've done is give their nikes to homeless people, imo. That wouldn't directly affect the demand, but it would create a negative association with people who wear nikes and hurt the brand image.

    • @emilyhong2311
      @emilyhong2311 5 лет назад +125

      Music Account But, you see, that requires not treating homeless people like garbage.

  • @jabberw0k812
    @jabberw0k812 5 лет назад +1807

    "Our products last too long. How can we make them more disposable?"
    "Let's make people hate them so much that they'll pay to destroy them."

    • @Pusher97
      @Pusher97 4 года назад +63

      You reminded me of the financial trouble GoPro got into because they made their cameras so tough, people didn’t really need to buy more.
      They fall off of cars, planes, get shot, and they just keep on working.

    • @afish1659
      @afish1659 4 года назад +49

      Pusher _13 “capitalism creates an incentive to make good products”

    • @adriancerny6366
      @adriancerny6366 4 года назад +19

      @@afish1659 (laughs)

    • @fkjetfox
      @fkjetfox 4 года назад +4

      @@Pusher97 GoPro should live within their means

    • @psmt1234
      @psmt1234 4 года назад +15

      @@afish1659 You do realize planned obsolescence is a feature of our world because of capitalism right? like the Soviets didn't make shit that broke because they didn't need to turn a profit. you only make shitty stuff when you need people to keep buying that stuff to make a profit.

  • @LikaLaruku
    @LikaLaruku 2 года назад +1956

    If you're gonna hate Keurig, it should be because of all the single use plastics that end up in landfills, & their lack of effort to move to biodegradable containers.

    • @nobodynoone2500
      @nobodynoone2500 2 года назад +1

      Or their shit coffee makers. All they offer is crap, fast.

    • @loganreed23
      @loganreed23 2 года назад +87

      Honestly, most of the biodegradable plastic is a scam just as well. The whole thing is just adding cheaper material to polymer composition while charging you MORE for it.

    • @jenb7756
      @jenb7756 2 года назад +4

      Yes!

    • @samwansitdabet6630
      @samwansitdabet6630 Год назад +11

      @loganreed9340
      nice claim, have a source to back it up?

    • @tylerboothman4496
      @tylerboothman4496 Год назад +15

      ​@@loganreed23 Why does there have to be any plastic?

  • @scoutobrien3406
    @scoutobrien3406 Год назад +91

    The boycott segment actually helped me process something that's always confused me.
    I don't feel like this iteration of right wing protest understood the concept of a boycott. Which... actually might explain when a lot of the same circles bafflingly complain that left wing people are too triggerhappy about boycotting things and instead should express themselves in a free market by just not buying from those companies. ...Which is what a boycott primarily refers to in consumer contexts.
    Destroying your own property on video IS certainly a form of protest, and sometimes effective at spreading the word, but is not integral or even relevant to the strategic concept that boycotts are meant to employ.
    Even in other contexts, if you boycott the Olympics you don't disband the agency responsible for your national team.
    if you boycott a negotiation you don't inherently withdraw from previous treaties and fire your interpreters.
    you refuse to accept an Oscar, not melt down any that you've previously won
    ...If that's what a lot of these people think a boycott is, I can ignore any hypocrisy to fully agree with them that left wing activists should eschew that tactic and focus on new purchases instead

  • @PASH3227
    @PASH3227 5 лет назад +2221

    I wish he had mentioned the "merry Christmas Starbucks" trend. Christians mad about Starbucks no longer putting "Merry Christmas" on the cups BOUGHT A STARBUCKS COFFEE but had their names written as "Merry Christmas" to stick it to them!!

    • @maggieent3215
      @maggieent3215 4 года назад +73

      (this was written early in the morning. please forgive me.
      I doubt that's a christian thing, since Christianity's texts teach against that sort of behavior. as a white person... I classify these people instead as upper-class white people trying to insensitively 'uphold tradition' where they have no right to. at least in my eyes, it's embarrassing and sad.
      about the possibility of this sad movement being used as part of the point: it is a funny anecdote, but I'm glad hbomberguy, if he heard about this, didn't use this as an example. on a more objective level: it muddies the metaphorical waters by adding in another issue. on a more subjective level: these people made Christianity out to be something it's not... and though that has been what has been done for nearly/pretty much 2,000 years... I'd rather this particular instance of people being rude and claiming it as God's will not be broadcast again and given a new scrap of legitimacy...
      this whole comment might not have addressed the main point of the comment above, but... I wanted to say it anyway.
      and I'm not looking to start fights. God help me.)

    • @qus.9617
      @qus.9617 4 года назад +142

      @@maggieent3215 Only just today there was a weirdo on a video losing his mind, insulting other people callng them 'socialists' because historians are now moving away from the term before-christ in time dates.

    • @maggieent3215
      @maggieent3215 4 года назад +25

      @@qus.9617 what does that have to do with socialism, even? (yep Def a weirdo) oh, what's the new standard btw? I know ad's counterpart is common era...

    • @cottage-core_
      @cottage-core_ 4 года назад +55

      @@maggieent3215 I think they were just using it as example to show that christian's often do things the bible teaches against, are rude, cruel, apathetic, etc. And well, they do.

    • @goose4919
      @goose4919 4 года назад +8

      Really an extremist thing. I'm a Red Letter, Liberation theology Catholic and I'm don't even care

  • @donalgoose7850
    @donalgoose7850 Год назад +5060

    "That means I'll be bald when I'm 28" He said, as a joke... which became true

    • @andyhaochizhang
      @andyhaochizhang Год назад +653

      To be fair he's already got a pretty receded hairline at that point, so he probably actually expected it.

    • @patrickcrabb6212
      @patrickcrabb6212 Год назад +189

      My hair line started receding when I was 19, when I'm 25 I'll be lucky to be mistaken as 28.

    • @XavierHyena
      @XavierHyena Год назад +141

      ​@@patrickcrabb6212 I had chest hair at age 9 and my "widow's peak" started receding fast in my teens. School told me to start shaving my moustache when I was 12. I got in trouble for beard stubble when I had shaved 4 hours earlier, which they didn't believe. At 30 I'm surprised I still have any hair remaining on top...

    • @TheNinja94a
      @TheNinja94a Год назад +74

      @@XavierHyenaHow was your facial hair your school’s business?

    • @XavierHyena
      @XavierHyena Год назад +74

      @@TheNinja94a The school's dress code did not allow facial hair. All students (who grow facial hair) are expected to be clean shaven.

  • @MiaMulder
    @MiaMulder 5 лет назад +937

    Sobek is the wokest brand
    all hail him

  • @grimoireweissfan6969
    @grimoireweissfan6969 Год назад +389

    Time is a flat circle, the sky is blue and this video continues to age like fine wine

    • @raultrashlord4404
      @raultrashlord4404 Год назад +17

      I lack the constitution for suicide.

    • @fuzzypanda1684
      @fuzzypanda1684 Год назад

      Really? Anti-woke boycotts are in full swing and companies are losing billions of dollars in sales, market share and share price. This video aged like milk that was bought a week after the expiration date.

    • @midnari
      @midnari Год назад +6

      Aged like cheese, didn't it? Unfortunately, marketing and economics is a little more complicated than "Free marketing."

    • @nicholasszabo5954
      @nicholasszabo5954 Год назад +7

      ​@@midnariyes it certainly is. Still, let's not forget that free advertising is one of the greatest tools in business.

    • @WhiskerDooz
      @WhiskerDooz 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@raultrashlord4404I got a bad taste in my mouth out here. Aluminum. Ash.... I can smell the psychosphere.

  • @xpavpushka
    @xpavpushka 4 года назад +882

    The best and most memorable commercial that I saw here, in Russia was like this:
    White screen, zero sound.
    Text appears : "We care about you, that's why we decided to give you 10 seconds of silence(calmness)".
    Then the company logo appears.
    That's it.
    FUCKING GENIOUS, if you think about it.

    • @jazwhoaskedforthis
      @jazwhoaskedforthis 4 года назад +20

      xpavpushka that would be great

    • @donkylefernandez4680
      @donkylefernandez4680 4 года назад +22

      Wasn't that on Pornhub? and it was an ad about Viagra

    • @monacatowa9406
      @monacatowa9406 4 года назад +4

      It's an IT/Phone Company.

    • @wowsuchhandle
      @wowsuchhandle 4 года назад +75

      Imagine other companies jumping on it. And the ads are all empty calm silence.

    • @TheNFalcone
      @TheNFalcone 4 года назад +19

      Eventually advertisements will be so worn out that the only way to sell you products is be genuinely caring

  • @jazwhoaskedforthis
    @jazwhoaskedforthis 4 года назад +1059

    “If you use ad blocker you are literally snatching the soy from my savoring mouth” Hbomberguy.
    My favorite quote by you ever, perhaps only second to you yelling at Ben Shapiro about aqua man and real estate.

    • @drago3036
      @drago3036 4 года назад +32

      Oh, that one is absolutely my favorite! XDDD

    • @trucetruce335
      @trucetruce335 4 года назад +3

      What video is that from?

    • @drago3036
      @drago3036 4 года назад +16

      @@trucetruce335 I think it is from the climate denial one XD

    • @eazy8579
      @eazy8579 4 года назад +2

      @@drago3036 you are correct

    • @eazy8579
      @eazy8579 4 года назад +3

      @@trucetruce335 ruclips.net/video/RLqXkYrdmjY/видео.html

  • @FakieStreams
    @FakieStreams 3 года назад +3970

    imagine having your dad lose his mind every time some brand does a new ad campaign and burn all the shoes in your house. Sounds like a healthy childhood.

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 3 года назад +181

      A century ago that would have been viewed as the behavior of a madman

    • @Kickiusz
      @Kickiusz 3 года назад +229

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 a century later, all that has changed is that we'd rather say he "has some issues".

    • @PopLadd
      @PopLadd 3 года назад +184

      Hi, I'm someone who more or less had that childhood.
      Help.

    • @LBrady-nt9sm
      @LBrady-nt9sm 3 года назад +91

      @Nathan oh my god same! My dad got mad at every one of these commercials, especially the Gillette one. I'm sorry to hear that your life is as fucked up as mine, but at least we're in this together lmao.

    • @andrewtate07508
      @andrewtate07508 3 года назад +7

      Lets be real they probably dont have kids to speak of

  • @templar19
    @templar19 Год назад +214

    So nice to hear Tommy Tallarico's music getting used again. His mother must be so proud.

    • @kayankup
      @kayankup 6 месяцев назад +13

      Guess who actually did that music
      No it's not the man who worked with Miyamoto hand to hand it's....
      JOEY ITS ALWAYS JOEY

    • @alfia-s8h
      @alfia-s8h 5 месяцев назад

      thats for the real ones

  • @damnbro_idc
    @damnbro_idc 5 лет назад +3088

    I am fighting capitalism by being too broke to spend money. Ha! Take that corporations

  • @tophatgeo
    @tophatgeo 4 года назад +1353

    Oh no! They’re destroying the Nike Shoes! That’s their horcruxes! Destroying them will weaken the companies!

    • @Bighomie39
      @Bighomie39 4 года назад +45

      Mickey Mouse is Walt Disney's Horcrux

    • @tnfsg1866
      @tnfsg1866 3 года назад +22

      Better buy more so we can destroy them and cripple the companies!

    • @kertchu
      @kertchu 3 года назад +6

      @@Bighomie39 and letting him go into the public domain will kill him

  • @ListlessLion
    @ListlessLion 5 лет назад +1334

    It's incredibly ironic these people respond to "virtue signalling" by destroying their things and uploading it online as a show of moral superiority to, y'know, signal their virtue.

    • @thatsterroristsbro7855
      @thatsterroristsbro7855 5 лет назад +9

      You're not wrong...

    • @An0xymoron127
      @An0xymoron127 4 года назад +60

      My meta-signalling theory considers any call-out of "virtue signalling" to be an act of virtue signalling.

    • @An0xymoron127
      @An0xymoron127 4 года назад +7

      @@jack47535 I have. Check out my virtues on phub

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku 4 года назад +28

      Yeah. The right virtue-signals way more than the left, and more people need to call them out on it.

    • @dandavis6319
      @dandavis6319 4 года назад +28

      It's really ironic that this is what got people upset enough to care about Nike. Not the slave labour thing.

  • @hannahstretton3087
    @hannahstretton3087 11 месяцев назад +61

    I did a master's in marketing but I a bachelor's in psychology first and it really was eye-opening. It was essentially just how soulless corporations manipulate people.
    The final nail in the coffin for me was when we learned about Coca-Cola's Hello Happiness campaign that took advantage of migrant workers in the UAE to show how they cared about people but it was such obvious virtue signalling.

  • @snazzypazzy
    @snazzypazzy 4 года назад +870

    You mentioned people generally don't keep up their boycott's for very long - I was reminded of how my parents NEVER went to a Shell petrol station in my youth, due to their politics in South Africa. We're talking from the late '70s to 2005? And honestly, if I can choose, I still don't go to Shell. I guess this is what it's like being raised by very persistent hippies...

    • @sparksfly5877
      @sparksfly5877 4 года назад +3

      Can you explain this to me? Why not Shell?

    • @Dave01Rhodes
      @Dave01Rhodes 4 года назад +65

      There's a bunch of companies that I don't patronize for one reason or another. It's easy when there's plenty of competition and/or you're not really interested in their products anyway. But I don't think it really hurts them. I don't think they realize I've never come into their stores at all. Sure, they're not getting my money, but if the company became a person and was walking down the street and passed by a pile of all the money I would've ever given them, they wouldn't think enough of it to bend down and pick it up.
      So even if some people do stick to boycotts, I don't think it'll ever be enough to be effective.

    • @peggy7744
      @peggy7744 4 года назад +108

      Yeah, my parents never bought a copy of The Sun (in case you're not familiar, it's a horrible tabloid paper in the UK) after Hillsborough. Lots of people here in the North West refuse to buy The Sun to this day, you see stickers in newsagents' window and the front doors of houses saying 'The Sun not welcome here'. The Sun has tried to give free copies away specifically around here, so they've obviously been boycotted hard enough to notice. I'm quite proud of them for sticking by it for so long.
      Context: www.dontbuythesun.co.uk/site/

    • @namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682
      @namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682 4 года назад +14

      I will never read The Sun

    • @becauseimafan
      @becauseimafan 4 года назад +14

      @@peggy7744 Wow I have watched so many British panel shows here on RUclips (I'm Canadian and especially love Mock the Week), and I have never heard about that, I thought it was the Page 3 thing, but wow it is not! Thank you for sharing that info; I knew they were a terrible tabloid but JFC!

  • @PercyNah
    @PercyNah 4 года назад +4433

    Interesting parallel: earlier this year, during the George Floyd protests, a skate company called Mota came out *against* the protesters. The roller derby community were disgusted; famous skaters unanimously cut sponsorship ties, and skaters who had Mota boots removed or otherwise covered the logo.
    No-one gave them airtime. No-one publicly burned their skates. Those who dropped them as sponsors said why, but spent most of their energy in promoting Black Lives Matter. Mota's biggest customer base was roller derby, which is a pretty tight community, so word travelled fast, and it seems like they've lost a lot of their core sales base (they're now appealing to "patriots" and the Blue Lives Matter crowd, finding them in different skating disciplines). Woke brands sure are about getting that money, but boycotting - when done right - can work.

    • @irdiseddere7752
      @irdiseddere7752 4 года назад +288

      Good they did the right thing.

    • @neobahumuth6
      @neobahumuth6 4 года назад +161

      I mean there's a reason why there's the saying of "there's no bad publicity"

    • @stonersiren
      @stonersiren 4 года назад +25

      as a canadian, there's only 1 good company called mota, and it's not a skate company... 🤓

    • @KyrstOak
      @KyrstOak 4 года назад +72

      _Blue_ lives matter? I've never heard of that before.

    • @mjfan653
      @mjfan653 4 года назад +475

      @@KyrstOak its for smurfs, it was formed shortly after the cameron documentary

  • @Adu767
    @Adu767 2 года назад +2615

    I wish corporations would stay the fuck out of politics.
    Oh you thought I meant commercials? That would be nice, but I'm talking about the millions they spend bankrolling politicians and lobbying for tax breaks and anti-consumer laws to protect their corporate interests.

    • @psyche_1297
      @psyche_1297 2 года назад +158

      That would be lovely, but it makes rich people even richer so why would they change it

    • @sydssolanumsamsys
      @sydssolanumsamsys 2 года назад +136

      corporations do not get into politics. they are political.

    • @lorenzocassaro3054
      @lorenzocassaro3054 2 года назад

      Like those b*stards of the NRA...

    • @cheddarcheezit2647
      @cheddarcheezit2647 2 года назад +21

      ​@@sydssolanumsamsys
      that's a damn good point, ty

    • @bee4852
      @bee4852 2 года назад +9

      Ikr? Like, could a company who sells orange juice stop saying obvious stuff like seismic bad 😭 😭 😭 😭

  • @RitzStarr
    @RitzStarr Год назад +91

    Rightwing people buying things to destroy them thinking they're owning something is genuinely amazing

    • @fireandcopper
      @fireandcopper Год назад +17

      As an alcoholic I'll never forget people shooting beer they already bought

    • @Phantomyre
      @Phantomyre 5 месяцев назад

      This is not a right or left wing thing. It's just idiots.

    • @littlefurrow2437
      @littlefurrow2437 Месяц назад

      They still own it, it's just broken AF.

  • @weofparadigm
    @weofparadigm 5 лет назад +563

    "Even an ad blocker cant hide you"
    Man what a chilling statement

    • @TheGumiBear
      @TheGumiBear 4 года назад +4

      I just don't use twitter, and honestly I've barely heard about these things ever before except for in Pewd's Meme Review lol

    • @maggieent3215
      @maggieent3215 4 года назад +1

      well... there are also billboards

    • @jonnymcjonjon8714
      @jonnymcjonjon8714 4 года назад +1

      I just have premium that has worked just fine

    • @yegor2
      @yegor2 4 года назад

      @@maggieent3215 (insert unfunny quarantine joke)

  • @firefly1313130
    @firefly1313130 5 лет назад +241

    The ads that catch my attention now are the low-budget local ads where the owner of the place just got a camera and recorded themselves talking about their great store, scripted but not acted.

    • @AM-bo2ns
      @AM-bo2ns 5 лет назад +16

      where I used to live we had a whole series of these; this crazy Asian guy and his wife just wandering around the floor of their appliance store exclaiming how great it was, and shouting 'APPLIANCE DIRECT!!' they were kind of a cult hit around the area. highly entertaining

    • @nickc3657
      @nickc3657 5 лет назад +7

      I love that you made the vital distinction between scripted and acted content

    • @PitLord777
      @PitLord777 5 лет назад

      Those ads catch my attention too.
      The evolution of advertising has come full circle!

    • @Logjambam
      @Logjambam 5 лет назад

      Theres an ad where I live of a guy in a truck dealership going around and asking people "are ya on it?" The acting is terrible and i love it

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 лет назад

      Reminds me of that jones bbq and foot massage

  • @theocean1973
    @theocean1973 5 лет назад +756

    As JK Rowling said about people burning her books, and George Harrison said about people burning Beatle records, “they have to buy them before they can burn them.”

    • @GoofRebelMusic
      @GoofRebelMusic 5 лет назад +94

      I just realized that with so many people burn-protesting products, there HAS got to be at least one person who didn't have the product but REALLY wanted to make a neat video, so he/she went and bought the product just to burn it. If the number of people that make these vids gets high enough, it is inevitable that this will happen.

    • @coolsenjoyer
      @coolsenjoyer 5 лет назад +52

      @@GoofRebelMusic There was at least one case where some Star Wars fanboy was so mad at TLJ that he went and bought bunch of Star Wars action figures just to destroy them. Good for Disney that reactionaries don't know how boycotts work :D

    • @Ixiah27
      @Ixiah27 5 лет назад +3

      Yeh...thats 1 in 10000, the other ones dont buy books from JK Wokeling anymore.

    • @mz0g
      @mz0g 5 лет назад +1

      however, on the long term, their business is indeed hurt. yes, people will purchase the current products to burn them. but what about the NEXT product released? yeah nobody's gonna buy that.

    • @mickeyg7219
      @mickeyg7219 5 лет назад +17

      @@mz0g
      Except that for a politicized products, people that opposed the boycotting party will make up for the loss. Not to mention that it's still a free publicity overall, political context is not universal around the world, some people just see the product and want to buy it. For a big corporation, they have the best of the best marketing analysts working for them, they have strategies that would be counter-intuitive to most people, but it works, most of the time.

  • @jamesburk8145
    @jamesburk8145 Год назад +179

    Coming back to watch this again since right wingers are freaking out over bud-lite supporting lgbtq. I've seen so many cans get dumped out or thrown away, it's hilarious every time.

    • @Phoenix00Knight
      @Phoenix00Knight Год назад +14

      No its because a grown man shaving his jaw down and dressing up like a 6 year old little girl promiting a drink that adults consume is kiiiiinda off putting.

    • @decrulez
      @decrulez Год назад +78

      @@Phoenix00Knight Right because sending a crate of custom beer is totally worth getting upset over isn’t it?

    • @Phoenix00Knight
      @Phoenix00Knight Год назад +1

      @Wandering Soul {Lustful and Wholesome} yes...yes I am Candice Owens. The fuck...

    • @Phoenix00Knight
      @Phoenix00Knight Год назад +1

      @Wandering Soul {Lustful and Wholesome} well thanks for being a fan! Lmao

    • @Phoenix00Knight
      @Phoenix00Knight Год назад +1

      @Wandering Soul {Lustful and Wholesome} lol haha ooookay!

  • @beedubree2550
    @beedubree2550 2 года назад +577

    i fucking adore people destroying thigs they already bought to try and punish a company in some way. like... you already paid for the item. the company has your money already. destroying it hurts nobody but yourself. i love it so much, it's so stupid

    • @HiBuddyyyyyy
      @HiBuddyyyyyy 2 года назад +68

      I think it’s a little sad because it’s a waste, but it is hilarious that people didn’t think it through that much.

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows 2 года назад +20

      Yeah you need to destroy their stuff in stores that hasn’t been sold yet

    • @jeffharper9703
      @jeffharper9703 Год назад +15

      STARTS WITH I AND ENDS WITH DIOT

    • @Слышьты-ф4ю
      @Слышьты-ф4ю Год назад +4

      I remember lots of various cases of ppl burning _bought out_ books (including like 2020-2021 case in Russia. Some too gay stories. And very old lolicon-related case in Japan)
      So, it's actually weaponized, and not only for books. Cool.

    • @ccricers
      @ccricers Год назад +10

      The statement they're trying to make is contradictory because it's not like they received it as a gift from the company.

  • @alexkehoepwj
    @alexkehoepwj 2 года назад +843

    Love the fact that Nike was boycott for supporting a Civil rights activist, but not for the cruel working conditions and slave wages

    • @sidneydavidson993
      @sidneydavidson993 Год назад +31

      Cuz that's the cost of doing business, baby!!!🎉🎉

    • @MrRyanlennie2005
      @MrRyanlennie2005 Год назад +7

      That’s a funny way of spelling washed up has been footballer.

    • @kiwo579
      @kiwo579 Год назад +31

      ⁠@@MrRyanlennie2005im a 9ers fan and i gotta say they are not the best team, but like is civil rights and not being beaten like a dog in the street bad?

    • @SiphonRayzar
      @SiphonRayzar Год назад +10

      @@MrRyanlennie2005 What does that have to do with the civil rights activism?

    • @matcha6710
      @matcha6710 Год назад

      ​@@SiphonRayzarit doesn't, his comments are nothing but bullshit

  • @Patryc
    @Patryc 3 года назад +505

    “I love you” this parasocial relationship is really taking off

    • @lusciouslocks8790
      @lusciouslocks8790 3 года назад +24

      Eh if you listen to enough positive affirmations videos the word love becomes meaningless and you cycle back into recognizing the lack of genuine connection in it all

    • @dmitrygolubev9398
      @dmitrygolubev9398 3 года назад +12

      @@lusciouslocks8790 Well, genuine connections are a scam made up by big pharma to make you feel depressed about not having them so that you would buy their anti-depressants.

    • @surelylune
      @surelylune 3 года назад +7

      @@dmitrygolubev9398 the vaccine causes the ability to feel love

    • @oldstyle5114
      @oldstyle5114 3 года назад +2

      @@surelylune Unfortunately I'm skeptical about it

    • @surelylune
      @surelylune 3 года назад +9

      @@oldstyle5114 youre sceptical about LOVE???

  • @tgreaux5027
    @tgreaux5027 Год назад +172

    If I dont randomly aggressively follow attractive women I see walk by on the street how the heck am I supposed to find my victims?!?!?!?! Does anybody think of the serial killers when Gillette makes these short films?!? No. They don't.

    • @Dragoncraft9
      @Dragoncraft9 Год назад +28

      just go after men too lmao

    • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
      @JohnGardnerAlhadis Год назад

      Because being creepy and rapey is exactly what every man does, obvs.

    • @NoFlyZone31
      @NoFlyZone31 Год назад +9

      @@Dragoncraft9Yeah but they’re too strong and might be able to fight back.

  • @QuintonReviews
    @QuintonReviews 5 лет назад +2405

    To quote the Rutles:
    "Album sales skyrocketed. People were buying their albums just to burn them."

  • @trickygriffongaming3473
    @trickygriffongaming3473 5 лет назад +350

    Now everybody comment “Boycott hbomberguy” all over the comment section and twitter to complete the cycle

    • @Luminethereploid
      @Luminethereploid 5 лет назад +3

      It's gonna be difficult to set an Hbomber video on fire. What would you recommend for an average outraged white right winger looking to contribute to the marketing effort?

    • @ianury5614
      @ianury5614 5 лет назад +18

      @@Luminethereploid You see what you gotta do is download one of his vids to your computer, smartphone or tablet, then have the video playing while you take a hammer to it! Then realize during the act that, "Oh shit, I'm not trying to boycott Samsung, Apple, HP, etc..." loudly say that so that your camera can pick up the audio and try to fix it! That way all the brands win and you "might" get to keep your fancy electronics! :)

    • @jochem_m
      @jochem_m 5 лет назад +2

      @@Luminethereploid Burning any soy product will do as a stand in, in a pinch.

    • @daffyphack
      @daffyphack 5 лет назад +6

      I am burning my personal hbomberguy, including the hbomberguy I bought just three days ago.

  • @oblati
    @oblati 5 лет назад +401

    The saddest thing for me was that I saw all of the anti-Nike stuff before their video, and I thought we were finally taking a stand against their sweatshops. Then I found out what the protest was really about.

    • @samuelparent-vezina5665
      @samuelparent-vezina5665 5 лет назад +28

      / cry in socialist

    • @tomstonemale
      @tomstonemale 5 лет назад +23

      Human stupidity is infinite, my friend.

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 лет назад +1

      Infinite is an understatement

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 5 лет назад +6

      @@fulcrum2951 That's not how infinity works, but okay.

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 лет назад

      @@ChristieBrewster many, too many to list

  • @tiago9679
    @tiago9679 Год назад +120

    rewatching after the budlight incident

  • @NrettG
    @NrettG 2 года назад +662

    Dude you just made me had the biggest realization that it really is all intentional. I've heard the standard "Brands are not your friend", "Silence, Brand", but no one has ever pointed out that doing fake controversy like gillete or what Pepsi did made them more money. It's quite impressive how many people they get in on the idea of "Hey we believe in this person and think that this other person is garbage".

    • @deffnog
      @deffnog Год назад +5

      I’m truly glad to read this hat you had a great realization by watching this. :)

    • @doctorspook4414
      @doctorspook4414 Год назад +6

      Gillete's parent company's stock did go down at the time.
      Then remember seeing massively discounted razors at costco and walmart and definitely recovered, but for a time other players got a chunk of the market as well.

    • @tatarchan5212
      @tatarchan5212 Год назад +3

      Velma... They duped us all

    • @MoolsDogTwoOfficial
      @MoolsDogTwoOfficial Год назад +6

      Speaking of Pepsi, I remember the controversy with their ad and the whole time I was just thinking "Who the hell is Kendall Jenner."

    • @hypothalapotamus5293
      @hypothalapotamus5293 11 месяцев назад

      I'm on Year 5 of my soft drink boycott due to Pepsi's adpocalypse, not the Kendal Jenner thing.
      Best thing I ever did for my health.

  • @hmhmhmlol3252
    @hmhmhmlol3252 4 года назад +675

    Not only could they have not destroyed the products, they could have tried to _return_ them. Which would have _actually_ maybe hurt the brand's sales. But that's far too strategic for these morons.

    • @biscoitom
      @biscoitom 4 года назад +44

      That would require at least some level of thought. Can't imagine them being able to come up with that.

    • @ouicertes9764
      @ouicertes9764 4 года назад +70

      The point wasn't to make a statement with the return of the product, but to generate views and clicks with an overdramatic destruction of said product.
      Nobody is going to be clickbaited by "watch me angrily return my product at customer service"

    • @1-Goose-On-The-Loose
      @1-Goose-On-The-Loose 4 года назад +8

      Emotion doesn’t wait for logic

    • @mayeastrise
      @mayeastrise 4 года назад +3

      And even returning it won't do much unless the company sells most of its goods directly.

    • @riley8385
      @riley8385 4 года назад +8

      @Hugh Ropp I get you man, capitalists are evil.

  • @LucGendrot
    @LucGendrot 5 лет назад +336

    Your eyes are the same color as the blue flowers on your wallpaper and it's VERY distrac--I mean ALLURING.

  • @vomerconch9795
    @vomerconch9795 10 месяцев назад +36

    i don't think people realise that destroying the item that you bought doesn't really... reverse the purchase?

    • @nellkellino-miller7673
      @nellkellino-miller7673 9 месяцев назад +12

      No. It's like when I get angry and punch a hole in my house.... Great. Now my hand hurts, possibly fractured, AND I need to spend time and money to fix it.... But boy did I show that drywall who's boss.

  • @withinfinite5104
    @withinfinite5104 5 лет назад +598

    "I Love You"
    Whoa. This para-social relationship is heating up.

    • @HereComesPopoBawa
      @HereComesPopoBawa 5 лет назад +7

      Does anything ever actually stop when you say "whoa"? It's never worked for me even once. Yet many others say it, so I wonder if my experiences are typical.

    • @gadrill4285
      @gadrill4285 5 лет назад +6

      @@HereComesPopoBawa Why do you think saying "whoa" would make things stop?

    • @ExhaustedWombat
      @ExhaustedWombat 5 лет назад +6

      Gadrill it is what is said when someone is pulling on the reins to stop a horse. Or, like, when you say “whoa there, guy, don’t go out there” or what have you.

    • @gadrill4285
      @gadrill4285 5 лет назад +5

      @@ExhaustedWombat Ah I see where you're coming from. I was confused since the op meant whoa as in 'wow.'

    • @robinstark1047
      @robinstark1047 5 лет назад +3

      I write woawh. It’s pretty cewl 🤙

  • @kayleehernandez3724
    @kayleehernandez3724 5 лет назад +427

    There was a Toblerone boycott for .5 seconds because Toblerone confirmed that their ingredients were Kosher.
    God I wish I was kidding.

    • @Tuckerscreator
      @Tuckerscreator 5 лет назад +74

      Not merely kosher, halal. Which is pretty similar overall, so it wasn't really a big leap either.

    • @dracocrusher
      @dracocrusher 5 лет назад +33

      As much as I'd like to appreciate the stupid, we all know that nothing has ever advertised Toblerones better than Neo Yokio and the show's random as heck plotpoint about Jayden Smith's character getting a girl a giant Toblerone before getting rejected, Toblerone still in-hand.
      "I had a dream where a Toblerone was in trouble and that Toblerone was you!"
      Jayden Smith truly is the greatest advertisement thing ever, lol.

    • @pixelsthered
      @pixelsthered 5 лет назад +21

      @@Tuckerscreator Except that if they'd been kosher people woulda been like "yeah sure whatever" since kosher is *normal* to a lot of people, while halal is this strange foreign "barbaric thing".
      But kosher is more strict than halal!

    • @pajander
      @pajander 5 лет назад +4

      It's pronounced Toblerone.

    • @micmac274
      @micmac274 5 лет назад +4

      @Christopher Stanley Daft people then start talking about Halal Slaughter, because they don't know how milk is made.

  • @ThreeArrows
    @ThreeArrows 5 лет назад +2287

    Oh jolly governor! A new video

    • @NeoShameMan
      @NeoShameMan 5 лет назад +2

      United color of Benetton

    • @neilwilson5785
      @neilwilson5785 5 лет назад +17

      @@NeoShameMan Colour in UK. We are better than others, because of our disintegrating politics.

    • @dresib
      @dresib 5 лет назад +2

      I guess Bombey's a Mary Poppins fan, which is nice :)

    • @chris.hartliss
      @chris.hartliss 5 лет назад +13

      SJW weirdos UNITE

    • @chris.hartliss
      @chris.hartliss 5 лет назад +2

      Except you aren't very weird tbh. Lmao

  • @littlemeow124
    @littlemeow124 Год назад +127

    The recent bud light drama right now is basically proving this video's point. It will never end...

    • @TheMeditorEditor
      @TheMeditorEditor Год назад +6

      At a certain point you have to ask yourself "which side should ease the breaks: the ones making the admittedly condescending commercials or the ones responding with shameless fervor?" Because on one hand the ones overreacting get angry for reasons they might not be able to articulate, but on the the other if the former made their ad disengenuois in their messaging therefore provoking the kind of people that would obviously take offense to it (which would of course made them loopback and further propagate the perception of "anyone who disagrees are any variation of -ist or -phobe") then the backlash wouldn't exist in the first place. I argue it's the secret third option: the ad companies that deliberately instigate both sides against one another to maximize profits.

    • @tanookisam4911
      @tanookisam4911 Год назад +30

      @@TheMeditorEditorPeople only find the commercials condescending because they don’t like what it tells them. The Gillette ad didn’t say “All men are sexual predators and you should feel bad”, it just said, “Hey, let’s avoid making misogyny a part of masculinity.” And if you find yourself so incensed over the idea of just respecting other people that you need to burn your product for retribution, you’ve got issues. It’s not a conspiracy, it’s reactionary.

    • @grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563
      @grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 Год назад

      ​​@@tanookisam4911 Though it is undeniable the ones who reacted negatively to the ads are not admirable in general, I'd still say the ones in the wrong are the companies.
      You see... the companies did not act in good faith. Maybe Keurig did, but the ones that followed in Keurig's footsteps sure didn't. They're deliberately annoying and condescending to people as to make them mad so they may generate free publicity. It is an abuse of labor AND a deliberate exacerbation of the current trend toward polarization and political tribalism. All in the service of a line on a graph.
      Could you imagine if a company did that with some other topic? If a company deliberately leveraged the rivalry between football teams as to make the rivalry less amicable? Or if they deliberately stirred animosity against cats as to trigger cat lovers? Dialogue between the left and the right isn't amicable as it is, the last thing we need is brands jumping in for profit.

    • @Saufs0ldat
      @Saufs0ldat Год назад

      @@tanookisam4911 Imagine an ad criticizing black people committing crimes. I'm sure the reaction by reasonable people like you will be "oh they're not talking about all black people, just the toxic blackness that leads to increase in crime rates". Surely, if anyone finds themselves incensed at the idea of not committing crimes, they're the ones with issues.

    • @MrFreeGman
      @MrFreeGman Год назад +5

      ​@@tanookisam4911 The problem with the Gillette ad is that it was suggesting that being a sexual predator was somehow related to the general theme of masculinity or being a man. No one ever tried to make sexual assault a part of masculinity in the first place. Every man in the Western world knows r*pe is wrong. In short, it was a completely needless and pointless virtue signal, tantamount to Gillette standing on a soap box and shouting "Hey! sexual assault is bad! Look at how virtuous we are! We're calling the bad thing bad!". It was absolutely accusatory and condescending, and if you can't see that, you're part of the problem.

  • @knofear8859
    @knofear8859 5 лет назад +408

    I like that most of your videos appeared to be filmed at my grandmother's house.

    • @Long-wd4ee
      @Long-wd4ee 5 лет назад +2

      Very cute wallspaper indeed

  • @UpIsNotJump
    @UpIsNotJump 5 лет назад +2154

    This video is so amazing, thank you for it.
    I feel smart because many of these are British ads so I get the references

    • @chris.hartliss
      @chris.hartliss 5 лет назад +7

      One of the many times I've wanted to be British. Lol

    • @loveless8241
      @loveless8241 5 лет назад +15

      As a non-British person, I must inform you, I also get the references lol

    • @mrpalaces
      @mrpalaces 5 лет назад +8

      Pleaseee do more collabs

    • @ansrfururactions
      @ansrfururactions 3 года назад +4

      Why hello upsinotjump.

  • @springonion8124
    @springonion8124 5 лет назад +551

    how passive aggressive is it to send this to my friend about to start an advertising degree?

  • @erikvale3194
    @erikvale3194 9 месяцев назад +22

    Watching your hair migrate from your head to your face was indeed something to look forward to.

  • @vermis0161
    @vermis0161 5 лет назад +222

    That wallpaper makes really make your eyes pop. They just pop right out of the screen. They pop right out of the screen into my heart and mind

    • @deadsam8433
      @deadsam8433 5 лет назад +6

      That's so true! It's hypnotic!

    • @phalanxiatheroan863
      @phalanxiatheroan863 5 лет назад +14

      Can you give them back, he kinda needs them.

    • @vermis0161
      @vermis0161 5 лет назад +5

      never

    • @DoveAlexa
      @DoveAlexa 5 лет назад +7

      Well it is mostly true I'm pretty sure he alters the colours in his videos when editing. I'm more impressed at how he does the lighting so well he makes them look like little gemstones and- * slaps self out of it *

    • @NoReplyAsset
      @NoReplyAsset 5 лет назад +4

      no homo but-- wait, I'm gay, I can admit without hesitating that he has gorgeous eyes!

  • @sophitiaofhyrule
    @sophitiaofhyrule 2 года назад +4160

    The fact that Keurig saying sexual harrassment is bad triggered a massive hate campaign is saddening. Basic human decency is controversial now.

    • @TheMeditorEditor
      @TheMeditorEditor Год назад +136

      Keurig was tame compared to Gillete. It's not the message that bothered people -- it's the perceived arrogant, patronizing, and condescending tone they took; a public emasculation -- figuratively and literally. I think had the commercial not taken the route of "shame! shame! shame!" when it comes to the male gender and instead had more of a message of "what separates boys from men is..." and display how real men act or should act in a flattering way then it would've been perceived better. Sure some would still throw a fit but it would be easier to ignore and less likely to reach. It's all about optics and it's unfortunate that to get a message across you have to chastise and arguably humiliate a group of people, valid or otherwise. It's not about "they can stand to be brought down a peg," because at that point it's just revenge, it's about closing the loop in the never-ending cycle of attack and response. Because as soon as one side picks a fight, then the other goes on the defensive and begins looking for ways to attack, discredit, or bring down the opposition and suddenly we find ourselves in an impasse where neither side wishes to acquiesce or apologize for fear of being perceived weak or their entire cause invalid (even if some aspects are moronic).

    • @moviebad109
      @moviebad109 Год назад +447

      That’s modern conservatism for you.
      The “Christian” crowd getting upset at ideals like respect, and basic decency.

    • @highjumpstudios2384
      @highjumpstudios2384 Год назад +39

      @@moviebad109hey now. That's a little reductive considering some of those ideas come straight from the Bible.

    • @felixbramsved
      @felixbramsved Год назад +221

      @@highjumpstudios2384 They are in the bible, not from it. Writing down what you consider decent behavior in the book that is to be used to form society around just makes sense. Morality proceeds Christ because humans do.
      edit: just realized I wrote nothing of importance to the discussion. What I meant is don't defend christian people by saying they are the discoverers of morality, they are not. And even if Christians upheld the ideals of the bible all of them would be communist!

    • @highjumpstudios2384
      @highjumpstudios2384 Год назад +28

      @@felixbramsved know what? Fuck it. I'll incorporate that into my worldview

  • @hermionegardener3796
    @hermionegardener3796 2 года назад +752

    I'm impressed that cadbury was able to get Phil Collins to do a commercial.

  • @zackdow361
    @zackdow361 11 месяцев назад +58

    Considering the right’s backlash against stuff like Target, Budlight and god knows how much else, this vid has already aged better than fine wine.

    • @zackdow361
      @zackdow361 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@cybercop3108 exactly. And yet the left is supposed to be the snow flakes. I’m starting to realize it’s projection on their end.

    • @tyrilius9732
      @tyrilius9732 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@zackdow361 always has been

    • @Woopor
      @Woopor 7 месяцев назад

      @user-hz6fj9xy4y yeah honestly I’m impressed at how big that whole thing became. If they could put such a divot in a company just for having a person they think is illegal and evil in an advertisement, imagine what they could do when they go up against an actually actively bad and morally evil company like nestle or something

  • @jamesmason7979
    @jamesmason7979 5 лет назад +370

    Fun fact.
    One of the people who made a video protesting Gillette opened by talking about how he's had the same razor for several years. Yes, his opening line highlighted how durable their product is. 😂

    • @JerehmiaBoaz
      @JerehmiaBoaz 5 лет назад +32

      For all intents and purposes, razors don't get any duller after about a half year of daily use. So if you don't mind going over the same spot 10 times before the hair is gone and don't mind an infection now and then from scratching yourself with a dull and dirty razor, you've made a once in a lifetime investment.

    • @riley8385
      @riley8385 5 лет назад +14

      How does that even work? lol My razors last like, one shave and the next one is like trying to remove your beard with sand paper.

    • @JerehmiaBoaz
      @JerehmiaBoaz 5 лет назад +13

      @@riley8385 You're supposed to soften and smooth your beard with water and shaving cream/soap so the shaving doesn't damage the razor blade(s) as much.

    • @riley8385
      @riley8385 5 лет назад +5

      @trashlove Yeah I know, but I was in the mood for some hyperbole.

    • @Tinblitz
      @Tinblitz 5 лет назад +4

      @@riley8385 There's actually a trick to realign the edge on a razor using denim jeans that's been working for me for the past year now.

  • @g3n3ric_gam3r
    @g3n3ric_gam3r 3 года назад +5490

    Man I love when brands say that maybe racism is bad, or maybe LGBTQ+ people should be treated with a shread of human decency. They are truly brave for doing so.

    • @acekabogen
      @acekabogen 3 года назад +30

      Hey, friend 👋
      I know this was a comment from months ago, but I wanted to make a quick note as I scroll by. As an LGBT person, I just wanna mention that the "Q+" or "QIA+" at the end are not actually more inclusive, but simply redundant. There's no harm in the Q+, however, it is only necessary to include the Q for events or groups where it can mean "questioning" thus not outing an individual by them going to it. Same applies to adding the letter A for Ally. "I" refers to intersex, which can be reductionary to their own experiences, as that group is not inherently part of the LGBT community, and only are if they are trans (aka they do not identify as the gender applied to them at birth)(not that you used an I anyhow).
      Ultimately, all groups that should be under the acronym are subgroups of those four listed in the original acronym.
      Didn't mean to rant like crazy, and you obviously didn't do anything wrong, just something that's on my mind a lot. Apologies and happy holidays ✌️

    • @arnoldioio
      @arnoldioio 3 года назад +496

      @@acekabogen what.

    • @Master_Conner
      @Master_Conner 3 года назад +589

      @@acekabogen Actually I am pretty sure that the a refers to asexuals, aromantics, and agenders, not allies.

    • @xemhai4899
      @xemhai4899 3 года назад +6

      @@acekabogen There is LGBT nothing else stfu.

    • @ButterflyScarlet
      @ButterflyScarlet 3 года назад +28

      @@xemhai4899 it's LGBTQ+ sir clown, or just queer. It's been like that for years, please pretend you've at least made eye contact with a gender and queer studies textbook before coming online to sound like a weird exclusionist

  • @diabreadstick
    @diabreadstick 5 лет назад +518

    Remember when a conservative dude had a total meltdown over Starbucks Christmas cups being red and told his audience to protest Starbucks by BUYING A COFFEE and saying their name was “Merry Christmas” so that the overworked baristas had to write it on the cups? That’s a corporation’s dream right there.

    • @laurelvincett7839
      @laurelvincett7839 5 лет назад +85

      I'm still not convinced the original guy wasn't a marketing stooge tbh

    • @ComradeTomatoTurtle
      @ComradeTomatoTurtle 5 лет назад +6

      Josh Moronstein?

    • @diabreadstick
      @diabreadstick 5 лет назад +88

      @Laurel Vincett Nah, I remember him. He was infamous in atheist circles for being an evangelical Christian who was vocal about far right bullshit like calling homosexuality sinful and saying women should know their place. His video over the Starbucks cups was the typical “War on Christmas” victim complex narrative.

    • @roberteiva9971
      @roberteiva9971 5 лет назад +13

      I don't know why you bring up the idea of "overworked baristas" writing "Merry Christmas", like it's that hard to write 2 words. I doubt they'd care. They would roll their eyes and briskly write "Mevy Crristmas"

    • @emmakane6848
      @emmakane6848 5 лет назад +8

      Robert Eiva I think the point wasn't about whether the baristas cared or not I think it is something TheLaxLex just had in mind while writing the post and demonstrates that the people who did this are always saying that the most commercial holiday is under attack.

  • @RecRoomPlays
    @RecRoomPlays Год назад +676

    Like many others I'm sure, coming back to this banger of a video in 2023 when right-wingers are now mad about beer being too woke.
    Cool world we live in.

    • @Ale-dd3ek
      @Ale-dd3ek Год назад +79

      I love watching people tear each Other on deciding if Mario movie Is woke or anti woke😂

    • @LyleAren
      @LyleAren Год назад +72

      Wokeness did break into my house and kill my wife partner and cannibalise my children tbf

    • @costelinha1867
      @costelinha1867 Год назад +23

      Or getting mad at Disney for announcing a new Star Wars movie, not realizing they're giving said movie free publicity.

    • @Birds_In_Crime
      @Birds_In_Crime Год назад +8

      They're just not using an easily replaceable product because they disagree to a core with a message the company is trying to Promote.
      While I may have my own problems with the campaign, it isn't terrible at it's core. It's just people saying "I won't buy your beer anymore because I fundamentally disagree with what you are pushing"

    • @noodlebrains2689
      @noodlebrains2689 Год назад +11

      ​@Birds In Crime eExactly, I don't see the harm in it either, it's not like they're violently protesting, looting or setting fire to anything, they're simply voting with their wallets.

  • @vicmtr93
    @vicmtr93 5 лет назад +2030

    IT'S ACTUALLY PRONOUNCED
    G U I L L O T I N E

    • @truedarklander
      @truedarklander 5 лет назад +58

      GILLOTINETTE

    • @vicmtr93
      @vicmtr93 5 лет назад +62

      @@truedarklander wow that made me think of a new thing, like a tiny guillotine to carry around in your pocket for all your beheading needs

    • @truedarklander
      @truedarklander 5 лет назад +22

      @@vicmtr93 a gillette can do executions if you know how to use it ;)

    • @deadpilled2942
      @deadpilled2942 5 лет назад

      @@vicmtr93 yeah because I'm sure your government is totes going to let you do that.

    • @deadpilled2942
      @deadpilled2942 5 лет назад

      @@truedarklander none of you know how to use it though. Besides the middle class kids didn't do too during the French Revolution anyway.

  • @SarahZ
    @SarahZ 5 лет назад +598

    Where can I buy an Hbomberguy T-shirt to show everyone how empowered I am??

    • @jackgurney6961
      @jackgurney6961 5 лет назад +17

      Love your videos!

    • @ernststravoblofeld
      @ernststravoblofeld 5 лет назад +60

      I wish we could all support Hbomb, by buying t-shirts and burning them on vertical videos.

    • @theresadettloff6196
      @theresadettloff6196 5 лет назад +2

      eyyyyyy hi! i liked your comment then recognized your channel. nice work btw! :)

    • @Food5Thought
      @Food5Thought 5 лет назад +13

      @@ernststravoblofeld We'll cut them up and maybe hurt ourselves doing so too. Some of us can also take pictures of the shirts in our toilets

    • @jimmy-breeze
      @jimmy-breeze 5 лет назад +5

      I expected to find you here, love your very similar video on this as well

  • @nickbell8353
    @nickbell8353 4 года назад +1311

    Yesterday, NASCAR announced that it would no longer fly the confederate flag at their races.
    Fans' reactions were about what you'd expect.

    • @NIHIL_EGO
      @NIHIL_EGO 4 года назад +47

      Non-American here, what's that flag about already ?

    • @Bighomie39
      @Bighomie39 4 года назад +36

      @@swagluc Not to mention there being more versions of the Confederate flag than Hillary Clinton's campaign slogans.

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 4 года назад +34

      F2 Li2 that’s so wrong it hurts. First of all, the “confederate” flag you’re familiar with is the Virginia Battle Flag, the Confederacy used different designs throughout its existence. The war was also about state vs federal power, not just slavery. The flag is more so about Southern pride more than anything else, the only people who I’ve seen associate it with racism have never been down south, would I be correct in that assumption?

    • @capparaaa
      @capparaaa 4 года назад +373

      @@Slender_Man_186 lol that's a lot of words to say you're a racist buddy

    • @capparaaa
      @capparaaa 4 года назад +381

      @@Slender_Man_186 while it may represent "southern pride" to some people both in the past and now, there is no forgetting or waving away the fact that 1. it was originally used by infamous racist Robert E Lee 2. it regained popularity in the mid 1900s among people voicing support for Jim Crow laws and segregation and vocally against BIPOC and perhaps most damningly 3. the most well known group that it is deeply associated with is the KKK. people who fly or defending flying the flag without acknowledging the context in which it is and has been popular to use are part of the problem, and even if you want to celebrate southern heritage or whatever you should maybe find a better way to do it then flying a flag most commonly associated with the literal actual Ku Klux Klan. (also even though the civil war was as you say both about slavery and states rights... you're still acknowledging that a big part of it was about slavery.)

  • @Doctor-Infinite
    @Doctor-Infinite Год назад +89

    History repeats itself with Bud-light beer right now and i’m disturbed that we are falling for it hook,line, and sinker

    • @Pirateyware
      @Pirateyware Год назад +20

      Conservatives never change. This video is evergreen.

    • @midnari
      @midnari Год назад +2

      Hm? I'm sorry, I'm looking at all the beer brands busch had to sell off. What were you guys hinting at?

  • @JamesTullos
    @JamesTullos 5 лет назад +236

    In my hometown a store owner decided he would stop selling Nike products after the Kaepernick commercial. Now he's going out of business. Only tangentially related but I still think it's funny.

    • @themadmystic1688
      @themadmystic1688 5 лет назад +27

      It is. Hearing about this improved my night.

    • @jdprettynails
      @jdprettynails 5 лет назад +15

      This made me smile.

    • @ravedubin4655
      @ravedubin4655 5 лет назад +23

      He could have just gave away the Nike things he had in stock.

    • @donnylurch4207
      @donnylurch4207 5 лет назад +46

      @@ravedubin4655 Giving your Keurig and Nikes to the less fortunate only passes on the SJW taint. You have to destroy perfectly good products to show you won't stand for this insolence!

    • @user-ny1wo1vp9r
      @user-ny1wo1vp9r 5 лет назад +4

      I love your channel!

  • @EckhartsLadder
    @EckhartsLadder 5 лет назад +340

    I don't know how to feel about the burger section.

    • @isaacthesharkwolf9038
      @isaacthesharkwolf9038 5 лет назад +12

      didn't expect you here, still though, what's wrong with pineapple on burgers

    • @rhael42
      @rhael42 5 лет назад +1

      I didn't expect to see you in these comments.. Is the battle animation done yet? /s

    • @SanguineThor
      @SanguineThor 5 лет назад +4

      @@isaacthesharkwolf9038 its a big kahuna burger!

    • @HiopX
      @HiopX 5 лет назад

      hungry?

    • @nosprings82
      @nosprings82 5 лет назад +4

      Anyone remember the McDonald's "I'd hit it" slogan?

  • @MysteriousJojo
    @MysteriousJojo 5 лет назад +742

    “Multiply that by the millions, Nike”, he says about the socks he already gave Nike money for

    • @rowanmcclantoc5418
      @rowanmcclantoc5418 5 лет назад +44

      ... and merely defaced rather than get rid of!

    • @MrNettoon
      @MrNettoon 5 лет назад +32

      Yes. Millions of Sales.

    • @Kawamura2
      @Kawamura2 5 лет назад +72

      I had heard, though I am not sure how much stock to put into it, that people were actually buying Nikes for the express purpose of burning them. If that is true, I fear for our species.

    • @gunkwizardry
      @gunkwizardry 5 лет назад +5

      is your.......pfp.......homestuck

    • @mrmolo70
      @mrmolo70 5 лет назад +32

      @@Kawamura2 Well the stupid kid in the video said he bought his only three days ago before burning them, so it's safe to say that yeah, people were probably buying shoes to burn them for Twitter attention.
      Donald Trump is president, global warming will in all likelihood extinguish the human race because we're too stupid to agree it's a problem, and people are buying shoes to burn them. If there's a god, he seriously fucked up.

  • @GBart
    @GBart Год назад +552

    When conservatives boycott something just say "cancel culture has gone too far" and watch their brain break

    • @biggerdickus
      @biggerdickus Год назад +4

      Nah, you are trying to much. Conservatives don't think.

    • @ob2kenobi388
      @ob2kenobi388 Год назад +91

      Either that or "Stop being so offended, snowflake."

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon Год назад +61

      They hate when other people are offended but they also like to be offended. They were offended by sexy M&M

    • @valith1937
      @valith1937 Год назад +7

      For real

    • @MrFreeGman
      @MrFreeGman Год назад +8

      "Conservatives bad, Liberals good!!!" What a simple minded viewership this guy has...

  • @RGear
    @RGear 2 года назад +321

    i love the actual child in braces burning a thousand dollars in shoes that his parents definitely paid for

    • @sidneydavidson993
      @sidneydavidson993 Год назад +21

      To be fair, if he's doing this, it's likely his parents agree.

  • @communityEsc
    @communityEsc 4 года назад +811

    “Silence, brand,” The video.

    • @communityEsc
      @communityEsc 4 года назад +22

      I enjoy this analysis.

    • @disfuncionexe
      @disfuncionexe 3 года назад +7

      SILENCE BRAND i do not which to be exploited anymore... i just want to be happy

    • @volition1312
      @volition1312 3 года назад

      but ironically, it has a sponsorship from a brand in it. 🤔

  • @realunhingedraccoon
    @realunhingedraccoon 3 года назад +332

    "That's why i'm going to be bald by the time I'm 28!"
    Well that aged like fine wine.