Top 7 Most Expensive Items In Stardew Valley

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  • Опубликовано: 21 июл 2024
  • What are the 7 most expensive things in Stardew Valley and are they worth it? Today we take a look at this question and I guide you through what they are and if they really are worth the time and trouble. A thorough review of the items with my commentary as always. Enjoy the walkthrough!
    1. Gold Clock
    2. Return Scepter
    3. Earth Obelisk
    4. Water Obelisk
    5. Statue of Endless Fortune
    6. Cellar
    7. Divorce
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  • @LovesMuzak101
    @LovesMuzak101 5 лет назад +1788

    You forgot the most expensive thing in the game!!! Pam's bar tab!!!

  • @pyril
    @pyril 6 лет назад +4313

    "Look what's at the beach today"! *walks past 20 statues of endless fortune and picks up clam*

  • @JaneDoe-qz9zm
    @JaneDoe-qz9zm 6 лет назад +506

    I agree. The clock should have a checklist for the items you want and don’t want to spawn on the farm. That would be great to have.

    • @homerburns40
      @homerburns40 5 лет назад +12

      Still not 10 mil great

    • @xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923
      @xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 5 лет назад +23

      And you should be able to let the junimo play with it if you have thw junimo hut!

    • @kittyyy_art
      @kittyyy_art 4 года назад +11

      @@xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 omg that'd be so adorable💕

  • @kemikewa1525
    @kemikewa1525 6 лет назад +1933

    Honorable Mention: Spending a Prismatic Shard for Children Removal Services

    • @Evil12monks
      @Evil12monks 5 лет назад +89

      LoL I didn't realize that got rid of the kids. I gave a prismatic shared not knowing what it did.

    • @shala_shashka
      @shala_shashka 5 лет назад +118

      Michael Walker you WHAT

    • @prodrigon5156
      @prodrigon5156 5 лет назад +11

      @@Evil12monks Lol

    • @felyciaed266
      @felyciaed266 4 года назад +12

      @King Kyndall your*

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 года назад +34

      King Kyndall he didn't kill them, he just turned them into doves.

  • @banazir8645
    @banazir8645 6 лет назад +1091

    IMO, you missed the main use of the Gold Clock, which is keeping you from having to constantly repair your fences. If you have a lot of pastures or are using fences for aesthetic reasons, especially if you prefer the appearance of the lower-quality fences (e.g. stone fences), the Gold Clock can be very convenient. It's basically for very-late-game players who have a nice-looking farm and want to keep it that way with minimal maintenance.

    • @Piotrl3108
      @Piotrl3108 6 лет назад +5

      Banazir864 9:35 gold clock

    • @neferacronia6798
      @neferacronia6798 6 лет назад +128

      chomik XD They didn't say he forgot the clock, they said he overlooked it's true potential. The weeds and sticks thing is nice but its best use is maintaining the aesthetic of a farms fences

    • @Piotrl3108
      @Piotrl3108 6 лет назад +29

      Nefera Cronia sorry my mistake, im not very good in english

    • @darkarchon1103
      @darkarchon1103 6 лет назад +34

      yeah and tbh i think the clock is pretty useful, i hated mining the rocks and stuff lategame when i played, scything grass is super easy, and not that tedious

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 6 лет назад +9

      Yeah, pretty much. I just really like the stone fence. So, having it permanent is rather useful. Plus, with the fences, grass can't grow unchecked.

  • @monkeymh8568
    @monkeymh8568 5 лет назад +1949

    "The town's local drug dealer, Krobus, he's a little black fellow."
    Bro I'm literally laughing my ass off from that

    • @diamondknight67
      @diamondknight67 4 года назад +30

      THIS MAN NEEDS A TRANSPLANT LETS USE KROBUS ITS HIS FAULT ANYWAYS (I know this is a joke)

    • @krobus135
      @krobus135 3 года назад +47

      I always get my drugs from him

    • @redacted8418
      @redacted8418 3 года назад +13

      *@Krobus* oh hey there Krobus

    • @krobus135
      @krobus135 3 года назад +10

      @@redacted8418 Hello

    • @KGuy00700
      @KGuy00700 3 года назад

      And I’m producing 100x the amount of an atomic bombs power in farts.

  • @michaelsanchez2335
    @michaelsanchez2335 6 лет назад +3190

    The moment you realize he is in year 107

    • @Dizzeke
      @Dizzeke 6 лет назад +272

      he uses save editors, he cheats stuff into the game. he didnt play for 100 years. I have a farm with 13 hours of total play time in year 50 lmao

    • @elwin2339
      @elwin2339 6 лет назад +208

      Oomomo how did you possibly get to year 50 in 13 hours

    • @ilost3947
      @ilost3947 5 лет назад +220

      Sleep only for 13 hours

    • @ilost3947
      @ilost3947 5 лет назад +40

      Pro

    • @keunkkum3168
      @keunkkum3168 5 лет назад +59

      Oomomo I'm on year 3 and 30 hours of gameplay

  • @leslaychandel8334
    @leslaychandel8334 5 лет назад +1308

    You know what obelisk I'd like, a desert obelisk. That would be a useful obelisk.

    • @SA-xl1tk
      @SA-xl1tk 4 года назад +253

      now we have it

    • @clarkefranco7605
      @clarkefranco7605 4 года назад +82

      Your wish is my command

    • @Vaughalbyakh
      @Vaughalbyakh 4 года назад +67

      No more pam

    • @vamp4737
      @vamp4737 4 года назад +26

      Guess What!

    • @Nina-ko5tc
      @Nina-ko5tc 4 года назад +75

      I come from the future and we now have a desert obelisk

  • @pinecone2214
    @pinecone2214 6 лет назад +183

    Earth obylisk is even less worth it because remember, you probably have the minecarts at this point. It isn't much shorter than traveling from the bus stop to the mines

    • @pinecone2214
      @pinecone2214 3 года назад +5

      @@graham1158 I would just like to point out this comment was made 3 years ago :P I haven't played the game in atleast a year lol

    • @artur6912
      @artur6912 2 года назад +1

      @@pinecone2214 Your comment still valid. The beach obelisk at least has some legitimate use, but the earth obelisk is still pretty useless thanks to the mine carts.

  • @yakojjy
    @yakojjy 6 лет назад +2729

    I'm sorry but I disagree. 10 Million gold for not having to repair all your stupid fences is totally worth it.

  • @SpeedyWeedyYT
    @SpeedyWeedyYT 4 года назад +287

    Honestly just buy these when your making tons of money.
    I bought my obelisks when I was making 30,000-50,000 a day.
    I think the desert obelisk is worth it because you can just go to the skull cavern immediately and you don’t have to talk to Pam at 10:20 am.

    • @SoulDuckling126
      @SoulDuckling126 4 года назад +18

      The desert yes, others "near town" obelisk no

    • @FrosWorthy
      @FrosWorthy 3 года назад +1

      @@SoulDuckling126 where can you buy dessert obelisk?

    • @xronann
      @xronann 3 года назад +1

      @@FrosWorthy wizards tower after you do the goblin slayer quest.

    • @FrosWorthy
      @FrosWorthy 3 года назад

      @@xronann u mean get the ink? that was sand obelisk and earth obelisk

    • @xronann
      @xronann 3 года назад

      @@FrosWorthy you get everything after you finish the whole witch goblin quest.

  • @kaitlynblack56
    @kaitlynblack56 6 лет назад +334

    The best way to get earth crystals is to put it in a crystalarium. It goes by really fast because it only takes about 13 hours to get. (:

    • @user-un8jx8yo7z
      @user-un8jx8yo7z 6 лет назад +2

      Kaitlyn Black but he said it only took him two hours in the mine to get the crystals. Why would someone want to spend 13 hours instead of two. Unless you mean 13 hours game time.

    • @thomaspluijm4396
      @thomaspluijm4396 6 лет назад +49

      He probably means ingame time cause even diamond doesn't take that long(irl time) and i believe diamond is rarer than earth crystals.

    • @Syrianlove678
      @Syrianlove678 3 года назад +2

      Yeah my brain won't remember to cheack on that every 13 hours

    • @benjyharris1244
      @benjyharris1244 3 года назад +3

      @@Syrianlove678 I have a cask and crystalarium in my house next to my bed, with the stuff i`m to copying and the stuff i`m brewing for alcohol. Some people have it next to there sheds, but I put mine in the house so I know which is ready for when I wake up (: hope this helps (:
      If your doing for example 1 shed with starfruit booze and the other for acient fruit then have x2 casks in the house. So then you know which is ready and which isn`t (: make sure you put a sign outside just in case you forget :D

  • @smolglitch
    @smolglitch 4 года назад +361

    Me: *puts the beach obelisk at the beach*

    • @mrsarmale2504
      @mrsarmale2504 4 года назад +44

      BIG BRAIN

    • @chloeyun3415
      @chloeyun3415 4 года назад +5

      deep

    • @_novalight
      @_novalight 4 года назад +31

      Plot twist- it will teleport you back into the farm

    • @smolglitch
      @smolglitch 4 года назад +13

      @@_novalight **distant megalovania**

    • @bocahcilik3044
      @bocahcilik3044 4 года назад +1

      Do you know the item codes for return scepter?

  • @raspberryjam3724
    @raspberryjam3724 4 года назад +314

    "By the time you're married, you probably have a lot of money and a pretty good farm going."
    Me, married to Emily with one small coop, a silo, and like 20 crops: *cries*

    • @mumpy_gamey4314
      @mumpy_gamey4314 2 года назад +16

      the best way to make money is make ancient fruit wine it sell for 2500 each!! i have 782mil and i have all the obelisks and gold clock

    • @mumpy_gamey4314
      @mumpy_gamey4314 2 года назад +5

      @just my name guusje 👁👄👁 ✔ just put ancient fruit into a keg and wait 7 days and it will turn into wine

    • @mumpy_gamey4314
      @mumpy_gamey4314 2 года назад +1

      hope u have a great time making money

    • @woooooooooooooooooooooooo
      @woooooooooooooooooooooooo 2 года назад +3

      **Me, married to Penny with no animals, struggling with having more than ~1000:** _big sigh_

    • @imoutodaisuki
      @imoutodaisuki 2 года назад +1

      @@mumpy_gamey4314 ancient fruit wine is so profitable. But the grinding is so tedious. I have to dedicate three full days to harvest the ancient fruits, collect wine from kegs, and refill the kegs. Or maybe I just built too much shed full of kegs lol.

  • @marshwalker7217
    @marshwalker7217 6 лет назад +668

    Did they massively nerf the earth crystals? I used to find them all the time while mining.

    • @somedude140
      @somedude140 6 лет назад +204

      Nope, I played this game on the switch and found plenty of earth crystals too. No idea why he thinks they're rare.

    • @someoneelse5005
      @someoneelse5005 6 лет назад +68

      I have a stack of 280 earth crystals in my mineral chest
      compared to that I have only 75 diamonds and you can get a shitload of them

    • @gebdemedici
      @gebdemedici 6 лет назад +55

      It's because it only appears on upper levels of the mine.

    • @Kurachi84
      @Kurachi84 5 лет назад +17

      lets see, comment 11 months old, me still finding earth crystals like digletts... i mean duggies
      .... nope, not rare
      as a matter of fact, i'll be doing the upper levels soon, so i can break rocks for maxing mining, yay!!

    • @holdit9627
      @holdit9627 5 лет назад +27

      Omg he was joking, same with the clams and coral

  • @vortexofrainbows8262
    @vortexofrainbows8262 6 лет назад +2873

    $1 clock vs $10000000 clock, find out now on today's buzzfeed video.

  • @ArcadeStunfisk
    @ArcadeStunfisk 6 лет назад +645

    "Is it worth buying the gold clock? Absolutely not." What's the point of having all that money if you don't spend it though? Like, genuine question, what are you using your money for at end game, other than seeds?? Aren't the huge money sinks there to give your money-making some kind of purpose?

    • @Etsa
      @Etsa 6 лет назад +5

      Use a controller.

    • @TheRAMBO9191
      @TheRAMBO9191 6 лет назад +36

      a man of culture hahhhhhahahhahahahahahhahabahahahahahahahahxDxD this was fucking great to read JESUS CHRIST xD x'D

    • @willelias3295
      @willelias3295 6 лет назад +33

      a man of culture you know there is a button on n your inventory to check the community center, right?

    • @willelias3295
      @willelias3295 6 лет назад +4

      Stunfisk ten statues of endless fortune?

    • @ayaku2253
      @ayaku2253 6 лет назад +12

      1st Place in underrated comments in the history of everything. a man of culture to the stage, give this man a prize, jaysus did I laugh ^^ Well done sir.

  • @vickim1319
    @vickim1319 6 лет назад +1591

    Here’s the town drug dealer A L I T T L E B L A C K F E L L O W

  • @arch_volatile6462
    @arch_volatile6462 5 лет назад +69

    I think it would be cool if the golden clock made time a bit slower!

  • @Chino-Kafu
    @Chino-Kafu 6 лет назад +227

    A item to slow down time would be nice

    • @slylune
      @slylune 5 лет назад +13

      That would be

    • @sharkiplier3735
      @sharkiplier3735 4 года назад +14

      @@slylune s w e l l

    • @call_me_mado5987
      @call_me_mado5987 3 года назад +1

      it exists and its called a black hole, sadly you can't craft it in the game , not to mention it would also kill you lol

  • @kovacszsolt6005
    @kovacszsolt6005 6 лет назад +152

    Gold Clock is very useful for people who play to build a nice farm and not grind for efficiency.
    Fences not decaying means you can use wooden fences too more liberally for decorative purposes wthout having to constantly repair/replace them.
    You can finay build a nice looking farm without it falling apart by itself!

    • @LordofFullmetal
      @LordofFullmetal 5 лет назад +5

      Constantly? I'm in year four and I've only replaced them once or twice. They don't degrade that quickly considering they're the weakest fences in the whole game.

    • @druid_the_lizard_wizard
      @druid_the_lizard_wizard 5 лет назад +2

      Normal wood fences and stuff do decay quickly but I have had hardwood fences for like two-three years (in game) and they haven't broken once. (Although my gates broke somehow?)

    • @peteblue8828
      @peteblue8828 5 лет назад +3

      You're spouse will fix them

    • @JesterMereel
      @JesterMereel 4 года назад +7

      It's useful, but for 10M it should have more features that involve manipulating your crops or even extending seasons.

  • @unicetan2474
    @unicetan2474 6 лет назад +101

    I think everybody in the comments section missed the sarcasm on the earth crystals...

    • @YourPalMal23
      @YourPalMal23 5 лет назад +17

      I mean to be fair he always sounds sarcastic xD

    • @fishkittywhiskers5433
      @fishkittywhiskers5433 2 года назад +2

      @@YourPalMal23 yeah its hard to tell sometimes when he's being serious

  • @ultris07
    @ultris07 6 лет назад +158

    Lol "The actual feature of the gold clock, I feel they missed".
    Uh, what you don't want grass or trees?
    Personally I think the Gold Clock's features got nailed.
    I can deal with trees and grass, but weeds, rocks, and branches are ducking annoying.

    • @JesterMereel
      @JesterMereel 4 года назад +19

      You're cherrypicking his point. He wanted the clock to be more impactful as late game items like that should be making your farm even easier to manage. The idea he mentioned about being able to customize when your crops are ready for harvest was actually more intuitive than just keeping rocks and sticks off the ground.

    • @miranda9391
      @miranda9391 2 года назад +1

      Would be cool if, since it's a clock, it took away the 2am curfew and let you stay up later or even all night!

  • @majorblues1128
    @majorblues1128 6 лет назад +85

    I can see the clock having some use for players that care about aesthetics and want to build an eye-pleasing farm without worrying about fences decaying.

  • @booombasa
    @booombasa 6 лет назад +452

    Year 107.
    Stardew Valley; Dead man walking

    • @Hoggaththegreat
      @Hoggaththegreat 6 лет назад

      booombasa WR

    • @jona7164
      @jona7164 5 лет назад +16

      Its very weird that the kids are still kids and that the old mans still living XD

  • @lasrohapanjaitan2914
    @lasrohapanjaitan2914 6 лет назад +22

    The way he threw all those gem to the pond really shows how late game is this save already. It's basically worthless to him by now

  • @lilathompson9839
    @lilathompson9839 3 года назад +18

    Where tf was that golden kitty statue when I was trying to shower Elliot in lobsters 😂😂

  • @arandomguy8352
    @arandomguy8352 3 года назад +33

    Dangerouslyfunny: ten most expensive items
    My ancient fruit greenhouse: that's cute

    • @ThatSaltyBread
      @ThatSaltyBread 3 года назад +5

      My coffee empire

    • @ionxAqxclan
      @ionxAqxclan 2 года назад

      how much do you make in a day because i am waiting for the final seeds to grow so i finish it

    • @than_487
      @than_487 2 года назад +1

      @@ionxAqxclan did you figure it out by now? If not, I can tell you, I personally make around 60k a week (I believe, I'll check, I'll add in an edit if it's not that amount) from them.
      I checked on a modded farm (same layout for greenhouse), however it has a better sprinkler layout and got me to 82k. Therefore depending on the layout, its gonna be around there.
      Also to add, mine are all in random qualities, nothing more, just how I planted them.

    • @ionxAqxclan
      @ionxAqxclan 2 года назад

      @@than_487
      i think i make like a million per week cuz my whole ginger island farm is filled with ancient fruit and all are in kegs

    • @than_487
      @than_487 2 года назад

      @@ionxAqxclan oh, I wasnt accounting for kegs and I havent visited ginger island yet...but hell yeah!

  • @queequeg0323
    @queequeg0323 6 лет назад +230

    So, Stardew Valley is coming out on the Switch on the Harvest Moon. Coincidence?

    • @elon6131
      @elon6131 6 лет назад +20

      queequeg0323 i think not!

    • @hjalteleth
      @hjalteleth 6 лет назад +19

      Concerned ape was inspired to make stardew valley by harvest moon

  • @craberrations
    @craberrations 6 лет назад +497

    I have a Switch & Stardew Valley.
    Won't stop me from getting the Switch Version.

    • @amused7928
      @amused7928 6 лет назад +4

      The switch doesnt have enough games

    • @m.oudekerk63
      @m.oudekerk63 6 лет назад +24

      i got DOOM on pc and Skyrimon pc...and skyrim deluxe edition on PC...and kyrim on PS3... but that won't stop me from getting them again on switch!

    • @mintstasteslikefresh3461
      @mintstasteslikefresh3461 6 лет назад +19

      Cmd56000 really it's already got lots of games, and keep in mind it hasn't even been out a years the games are really good as well

    • @FatBatMan122
      @FatBatMan122 6 лет назад +1

      Lol, SAME

    • @weirdo346
      @weirdo346 6 лет назад +6

      the eshop is actually past 200 games now

  • @mcspider4111
    @mcspider4111 3 года назад +16

    I’m sure the furniture catalog is more expensive at 200000 gold, placing it at number 5 on the list above the cellar and divorce.

  • @ThatGuy56098
    @ThatGuy56098 3 года назад +12

    Him:”the statues are not worth it”
    Also him: “ignore my 20 statues”

  • @Zhellybelly
    @Zhellybelly 6 лет назад +264

    The Gold Clock does stop new trees from appearing - but it doesn't stop already existent trees from sprouting seeds around them.

    • @crickityllama6098
      @crickityllama6098 6 лет назад +1

      Zhellybelly thank you!

    • @sophovot5079
      @sophovot5079 6 лет назад +7

      do trees ever appear out of nowhere like rocks and sticks do though? I thought they only sprouted from seeds, whether you have the clock or not

    • @Zaxlz
      @Zaxlz 6 лет назад +1

      What about mushroom trees?

    • @LeksiW
      @LeksiW 5 лет назад

      @@sophovot5079 They drop seeds tho. Even if you build a 1 block barrier around a tree. You need to make it 2 blocks around the edge of your tree farm if you don't want new trees or seed drops. I personally like the clock b/c I like having fences on the farm. Personal pref.

  • @trashlambo
    @trashlambo 5 лет назад +23

    "Or just drink it"
    How'd you know about my Pam Personality Playthrough?

  • @hallaloth3112
    @hallaloth3112 6 лет назад +670

    You forgot the Catalog at 200,000

    • @heroofdermwood
      @heroofdermwood 6 лет назад +148

      That probably falls into the 3 items he didn't want to cover. In general, it is useful if you like redecorating and want tons of furniture options. But that only covers a few cases. It provides no useful purpose towards playing the game at all.

    • @azuarc
      @azuarc 6 лет назад +3

      First thing I thought of

    • @toad7395
      @toad7395 6 лет назад +9

      Hallaloth i bough it lol

    • @Michael-cz8pi
      @Michael-cz8pi 6 лет назад +2

      Suki hehe me to, very useful, making 50.000 per day so I don't care 😉

    • @bradkirchhoff3751
      @bradkirchhoff3751 6 лет назад +26

      Id argue its a big part of the gameplay. It adds immersion and a reason to make money. Without the furnishings thered really be no point in making money or upgrading the home.

  • @21StaticXXSaint13
    @21StaticXXSaint13 6 лет назад +9

    The golden clock should accelerate crop growth and the speed at which things craft. I think that would justify it a bit more

  • @ozaninan
    @ozaninan 6 лет назад +58

    year 107 .wow.
    I wonder how many mothers in law thoose children saw

    • @ray2887
      @ray2887 5 лет назад +2

      And fathers in law

    • @nineteen1996
      @nineteen1996 4 года назад +1

      the dove population skyrocketed

    • @cass6082
      @cass6082 3 года назад +3

      *step-mothers, but yes many many step-parents

  • @QwixLF
    @QwixLF 3 года назад +4

    That endless fortune statue gave me plate of spaghetti today.

  • @carsonlyne6857
    @carsonlyne6857 3 года назад +3

    Im a little late to the party but I finally picked up Stardew! Im rewatching some of your videos for help!

  • @Butterscotchgamer13
    @Butterscotchgamer13 6 лет назад +135

    I saw a mod that's called useful spouses they harvest crops for you and put them in the nearest empty chest or you can give them jobs to do I had a link some where but I for got where I put it I'll edit this if I find one

  • @joshp6061
    @joshp6061 6 лет назад +5

    This guy is low key hilarious, like actually dangerously funny

  • @sleepyshark2088
    @sleepyshark2088 6 лет назад +27

    Hahahahaha Not only did I find $40 in change for AHiT but I also had $19 left in my account for Switch SV. Hohoho but that’s not all, I’m getting payed back from a friend, and they owe me just enough for Cuphead. MY PLAN HAS UNRAVELED PERFECTLY!!!

  • @lippoe
    @lippoe 6 лет назад

    Great video! Thanks for the info. One thing to point out is that the cellar is not the only place you can put casks. You can put them anywhere in your house, they just probably look best in the cellar.

  • @nganis
    @nganis 6 лет назад +6

    These are my go-to videos on my period. They make everything better

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow 6 лет назад +1

      nganis mine are Markiplier. I'm always hopped up on ibuprofen, so I love hearing that buttery voice.

    • @ray2887
      @ray2887 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @AstroHierarchy
      @AstroHierarchy 5 лет назад

      @@mellow_mallow that's cute

  • @pintofbreyersnaturalvanill6241
    @pintofbreyersnaturalvanill6241 6 лет назад +6

    I like how he calls Crobus a “little bald fellow”

  • @funcrunch
    @funcrunch 6 лет назад +5

    Clams and coral are very easy to find in quantity on the beach in my experience. And earth crystals are fairly common on the early levels of the mines. Agree that the obelisks aren't really worth it though; especially if you drink coffee, you can walk to the beach and mountains quickly enough.
    The return sceptre isn't exactly an end-game item like the obelisks and the gold clock, but you do have to find quite a few items to donate to the museum before you get the key to unlock the sewers.

    • @MAJ0ROCEL0T
      @MAJ0ROCEL0T 6 лет назад

      Pax Gethen I'd say the obelisks are worth it only if you have the return scepter. Have those 2 near your house and effectively you can move anywhere within 10 minutes game time. Warp home, immediately warp to the beach or the mountains. Fairly useful for crabpots, or fishing

    • @hugoharvez547
      @hugoharvez547 6 лет назад

      warp totems use the same functions as the obelisks anyways, except permanance

  • @peytonmckenzie9095
    @peytonmckenzie9095 3 года назад +1

    When he threw away the iridium bar my heart sunk...

    • @mumpy_gamey4314
      @mumpy_gamey4314 2 года назад +1

      iridium bars a re worth less int he end game

  • @meowmsmacadamia7026
    @meowmsmacadamia7026 3 года назад +2

    Desert obelisk is 100 percent worth not waiting for Pam to roll out of bed in the morning to drive you there.

  • @salamanderabuse6914
    @salamanderabuse6914 6 лет назад +17

    DF get a game on the Xbox called Slime Rancher. Theres so much exploration that you'll go crazy. Also you get to shoot chickens into the water so thats an added bonus.

  • @Robert-yn6ov
    @Robert-yn6ov 3 года назад +10

    "it saves about 20 seconds"
    *Laughs in ginger island*

    • @justamudkip3026
      @justamudkip3026 2 года назад +1

      That’s why I want to get the Island and Desert Obelisks first

  • @eldragoyt9992
    @eldragoyt9992 3 года назад

    It’s so weird seeing your old videos, you improved a lot!

  • @randomnpc5066
    @randomnpc5066 6 лет назад +1

    You can use floor tiles (roads) around trees to keep them from spreading. I clear all natural trees off my farm then just grow rows of each tree for tappers and surround them with stone tiles so that I have a nice sidewalk to them all. I also do this with everything else on my farm, my fruit trees, my crop areas, the outside of the fences to my coup and barn, even my slime hutch.
    Once I even paved all the roads and patheways in town, and created a road from my farm to the town, and to every building, even the Adventurer Guild. That's when I discovered that frustratingly, there are some spaces around the steps in town where you can't place blocks.

  • @randalledwards529
    @randalledwards529 6 лет назад +46

    Sam make me pancakes so 50k and no more free pancakes. Not worth.

    • @navisakura7374
      @navisakura7374 4 года назад +1

      Bruh the other spouses give you wayyy better stuff than that

    • @greenlemons1321
      @greenlemons1321 4 года назад +4

      My wife gives me bombs.....I’m concerned

  • @HeyItsHoney_
    @HeyItsHoney_ 6 лет назад +3

    Your videos are awesome!

  • @aunttonya2902
    @aunttonya2902 5 лет назад

    Thank you! Very helpful video.

  • @mitchellbonds766
    @mitchellbonds766 3 года назад +2

    As of the 1.5 update, the Island obelisk is my favorite million-gold structure purchase.

  • @Blutwind
    @Blutwind 6 лет назад +4

    You could say the water tower is more worth it than the mountain one simply by granting access to the beach on festival days inside the city

  • @lexcreature7488
    @lexcreature7488 3 года назад +4

    Earth crystals are hard to find
    Me: *has 20 mayo makers* ... Wait really?

  • @bairdl
    @bairdl 4 года назад +1

    I just bought the game for the switch and I am halfway through my first year. I’ve watched so many of your videos. Your hilarious and I love your content man. If I’m unsure what to do I start watching your videos and I’m right back at it, I love this game and thank you for being you.
    Ps. I got a dinosaur egg from using a hoe on worms mid summer. I couldn’t believe it.

  • @NannyOggins
    @NannyOggins 6 лет назад

    This is so useful, I've been wondering how the heck to get an iridium bar for the wizard quest!

  • @tungnguyenthanh4656
    @tungnguyenthanh4656 5 лет назад +5

    I always love how he begin his video: Hellloo everyone

  • @tea.5376
    @tea.5376 5 лет назад +7

    Imagine putting the beach obelisk in the beach

  • @jagheterfluff
    @jagheterfluff 6 лет назад

    A BIG Thank you for your videos. You are Great

  • @periclod1877
    @periclod1877 5 лет назад

    I was actually playing stardew valley on the switch while you were talking about it coming out

  • @coleisahuman7207
    @coleisahuman7207 6 лет назад +82

    Earth crystals are so easy to get

    • @EquinoxTheGryph
      @EquinoxTheGryph 6 лет назад +7

      _whoosh_

    • @diegos5001
      @diegos5001 6 лет назад +5

      The thing is, this guy only use cheats, so he thinks its difficult to find some items

    • @xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923
      @xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 5 лет назад +7

      @@diegos5001 If you actually watched him, you would know in completionist farm he could never find earth crystals AND the competionist lasted 53 episodes and you cant cheat in it.

  • @MaKaBa65
    @MaKaBa65 6 лет назад +61

    You forgot the Furniture Catalog that costs 200,000g.

  • @eddielow498
    @eddielow498 3 года назад +1

    5:10
    i laughed because he had to explode the grass!! :))))

  • @daniellegorski185
    @daniellegorski185 3 года назад +2

    I'd like him to revisit this premise now that a few updates have happened and items and places have been added

  • @collineagen7524
    @collineagen7524 5 лет назад +897

    He said get your wife out of your life, but to be gender neutral, get your spouse outta your house.

    • @haja441
      @haja441 5 лет назад +42

      Oh fuck that gender shit.... just adjust urself.
      But good figure of speech. :P

    • @davestrider4973
      @davestrider4973 5 лет назад +18

      Put that man meat on the sdv streets

    • @chocomitony
      @chocomitony 5 лет назад +5

      that rhyme broo

    • @joshuasingh5949
      @joshuasingh5949 5 лет назад +3

      Stfu

    • @Pj-po7re
      @Pj-po7re 4 года назад +56

      "Get your man off of your land."

  • @taterinoplays
    @taterinoplays 4 года назад +9

    Furniture Catalogue? 200,000 gold lmfao

  • @user-lm4ui2zb7x
    @user-lm4ui2zb7x 3 года назад

    this was a list for what to buy for me
    (after I discovered a duplication glitch and duplicate starfruit wine and have so much money that it can’t fit on the counter)

  • @peytonsmith1105
    @peytonsmith1105 2 года назад

    The ginger island and desert obelisks are actually pretty useful, but of course these are pretty new, especially since this video came out. But also with the new update, you need all the obelisks to get the statue of true perfection, which is a statue that gives you a prismatic shard a day.

  • @SlippyDippyLover
    @SlippyDippyLover 4 года назад +10

    DF: “Earth crystals are so hard to get.”
    Me with millions of earth crystals: “wait what?”

  • @TheReal4th
    @TheReal4th 6 лет назад +22

    i have the switch version, i can manage my farm on the go. Unfortunately, no mods.

    • @nanimator0
      @nanimator0 6 лет назад

      Alfredo Venturina I don’t think so...

    • @CamilleonProductions
      @CamilleonProductions 6 лет назад +7

      I don't mind the lack of mods. I like being forced to play the way you're meant to play, after I've finished I'll fire up my PC version and mod the crap out of it.

    • @TheReal4th
      @TheReal4th 6 лет назад +1

      Nanimator
      what do you mean?

    • @lipe3717
      @lipe3717 6 лет назад

      I love it

    • @lexbeltran1354
      @lexbeltran1354 6 лет назад

      I have the Switch version as well. Can live without the mods.

  • @ThePikPals
    @ThePikPals 3 года назад +2

    The moment you realize your still early game on year 5

  • @victorgabrielbuena
    @victorgabrielbuena 5 лет назад +1

    Now your farm looks like an ancient time portal, two pillars representing the water, one for earth all for, surrounding time.

  • @GSS1Sirius
    @GSS1Sirius 6 лет назад +21

    I'm playing this for the first time on the Switch and I can't make money for the love of me. I'm at the start of summer and I have absolutely nothing to show for it. I think I have around 1500 gold on me and not a single structure to my land. Everything in this game is so dang expensive!!! Everything you want always have five-figure costs!!

    • @moonlady3000
      @moonlady3000 6 лет назад +3

      Have you been mining and foraging?

    • @metalmad
      @metalmad 6 лет назад +1

      This video really helped me out. ruclips.net/video/OwVJuEXT1XM/видео.html

    • @ryankl1984
      @ryankl1984 6 лет назад +3

      Thats normal LOL

    • @justincalitz5754
      @justincalitz5754 6 лет назад +14

      You aren't far enough in to be making insane amounts of money... hopefully by fall of year one you have enough saved up to buy a shit ton of seeds to make as much as possible (spend all of your money on seeds if you have to, you'll earn it back quickly)

    • @ziljin
      @ziljin 6 лет назад +6

      Justin Calitz I'm playing the game now on my channel. The key to making money is just planting lots of crops.

  • @dnddude9652
    @dnddude9652 5 лет назад +3

    “Earth Crystals are hard to find!”
    Uhh... when I find 3 in a casual, incomplete play-through, I doubt

  • @Oliver-yf7zu
    @Oliver-yf7zu 6 лет назад

    When you first said divorse papers i thought you were joking but turns out it really worth it!

  • @Lex_Quinn
    @Lex_Quinn 4 года назад +1

    I don’t know if this is a glitch but if you mine up a broken fence (I normally use stone) you get the fence back in full working order and you can place it down fixed

  • @Snephero
    @Snephero 6 лет назад +12

    Year 107 are u crazy?

  • @Mostenire
    @Mostenire 6 лет назад +3

    "An easy place to keep your children, and that is a cellar!"

  • @EponaTrekka
    @EponaTrekka 6 лет назад +2

    Maybe not for 10million gold but I grow trees on my farm for wood and grass for my animals, i would love to have my fences not decay and no debris on the farm in the beginning of a season. But i do love the idea of options you can toggle for what things to stop from showing up on the farm. we should message the creator that haha

    • @vincentchan7535
      @vincentchan7535 6 лет назад

      Broken Throne Yes. An option to toggle on/off for Gold clock is really necessary.

  • @girlbossvoddump932
    @girlbossvoddump932 6 лет назад

    I got the switch version and I'm loving it :D

  • @poisonouscheesecake4343
    @poisonouscheesecake4343 5 лет назад +5

    “...A divorce! :D”

  • @TeddyBear-je8rs
    @TeddyBear-je8rs 6 лет назад +6

    this guy is savage!

  • @greenemario8382
    @greenemario8382 5 лет назад

    I Thought I would sit back and watch an old video of yours, and I noticed you were talking about grass still growing, that's because grass isn't debris, debris is the rocks and etc, I thought I'd point this out to you in case you never realized :)

  • @itsxoar2026
    @itsxoar2026 3 года назад +1

    "Unfortunately you have to take care of your own children"
    Me who visits the witches hut everytime: Modern problems require modern solutions.

  • @Mzskjxyamada
    @Mzskjxyamada 4 года назад +3

    "It takes your wife, out of your life"
    Subbed

  • @emmaismyname8197
    @emmaismyname8197 5 лет назад +4

    I keep my cellar how it was when I got it, and outlined the basement with statues of endless fortune (how did I get the money to buy about 45 kitty statues? whY cHEaTinG OBviOuSLy)

  • @elenna1237
    @elenna1237 5 лет назад +1

    you can build a house for Pam and Penny after completing the community center, for 500,000. doesn't do much for you, i think, it's just if you enjoy the social part of the game

    • @fishkittywhiskers5433
      @fishkittywhiskers5433 2 года назад

      and after that you can pay robin to make shortcuts throughout the map for 300000 gold

  • @k9midas841
    @k9midas841 4 года назад

    You have a really great gift

  • @smockboy
    @smockboy 6 лет назад +267

    Easily the least realistic thing about Stardew Valley is that a divorce only costs 50 grand, and even if you're male you get to keep the house and kids ...

    • @mariekeana
      @mariekeana 6 лет назад +123

      The least realistic thing is that all marriage candidates are bi.

    • @SirConto
      @SirConto 6 лет назад +22

      Sounds reasonable enough, depending on the country,... yes there are some places where the property of both just gets split more or less down the middle among the spouses.
      But more commonly, there's a distinction between community property owned equally by both spouses (everything earned by work during the marriage by the couple) and separate property (the property they brought into the marriage from before or got as gifts or inheritance, etc.)
      The player there needs to have his house already upgraded at least once in order to marry - so that would definitely be his separate property by that standard. Other upgrades and accumulated wealth could be too, as long as they were earned before the marriage.
      Still, if you made for example a million during the marriage, you ought to lose at least half of that.
      As for the children, after the divorce most spouses go back to their one room apartments which is hardly an appropriate environment to raise children in. Not to mention a lot of them don't really have a job or only have some kind of a crappy part time job.
      Also those kids are totally worthless pieces of shit so your spouse probably actively argued in court that you should be the one to deal with them.

    • @arandombard1197
      @arandombard1197 6 лет назад +28

      A more realistic version is that the wife gets everything and you are forced to go live with Linus, even though you literally did all of the work.

    • @chrispham6599
      @chrispham6599 6 лет назад +13

      I thought it was the fucking dinosaurs and LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE, but okay!

    • @phet1211
      @phet1211 5 лет назад +7

      Then again the house is a gift from your father.

  • @amused7928
    @amused7928 6 лет назад +205

    Haley is number 1

  • @MattDesind
    @MattDesind 6 лет назад

    I got it for my switch and i'm so happy i have, i have already put half the amount of hours in to it as i did with zelda, and that took me much longer.

  • @juanmendez3290
    @juanmendez3290 6 лет назад +2

    Im so excited for the Switch version

  • @goose9582
    @goose9582 5 лет назад +4

    The earth crystal was the first mineral I found...

    • @GodzillaFreak
      @GodzillaFreak 5 лет назад +2

      It's only common at the start of the mines

  • @nicholascotrupi8165
    @nicholascotrupi8165 6 лет назад +31

    He's wrong about the clock. Clearing the entire field each year in summer is the difference between being able to get a whole field plowed and planted in two days and not, which is the difference between one harvest and two, which is the difference of about 7.5 million gold. If youre an elite farmer, it is worth it, but most people have no idea what I'm talking about, including DF

    • @nicholascotrupi8165
      @nicholascotrupi8165 6 лет назад +4

      Summer is the only season worth farming, because Starfruit is the only fruit worth planting, because it's the only Wine you can mass produce. Farming the other seasons is completely wasteful as far as real time to money ratio is concerned. So a golden clock goes a long way, preventing overgrowth, and wasting time every year.

    • @heroofdermwood
      @heroofdermwood 6 лет назад +5

      My year long Ancient Fruit farm would like to have a word with you.
      But if you really want to speed up planting in summer, you can always plow and water your field at the end of spring, then plant something cheap like parsnips and let them die on the first day of summer. Then all you have to do is scythe the dead plants and plant your new ones. I can plant my entire forest farm in under a day this way.

    • @sirtetris
      @sirtetris 6 лет назад +5

      E. Zachary Knight I'm pretty sure every elite farmer has ancient fruit in their greenhouse year long

    • @heroofdermwood
      @heroofdermwood 6 лет назад +1

      My whole farm is ancient fruit right now. I am making a ton of money each week from the harvest plus the wine I make.

    • @hugoharvez547
      @hugoharvez547 6 лет назад +5

      if summer is the only season worth farming, than why do sweet gem berries grow in fall and ancient fruit supposed to be planted in spring (to make the most out of harvests)
      And how will you complete the bundles
      Finally, if you want to lose the grange display with only starfruit and minerals, BE MY GUEST IF YOU HATE STARDROPS

  • @TheIhplodur
    @TheIhplodur 4 года назад +1

    I don´t know if achievements where the same in 2017, but the Water Obelisk is good if you want to catch some fish early in the morning.

  • @sloderman
    @sloderman 6 лет назад +1

    I love how at 1:25
    Thers a bearle
    from when he installed a mod