Everything Wrong With Prometheus in 26 Minutes or Less - 10th Anniversary Re-Sin

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  • Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024
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  • @LazarheaD
    @LazarheaD Год назад +1799

    The Prometheus school of running away is a RUclips classic.

    • @Ziutu01
      @Ziutu01 Год назад +10

      Same on 9GAG :D

    • @joels5150
      @joels5150 Год назад +9

      It really should be the Prometheus School of How Not to Run Away from Large Falling Things 🤷‍♀️

    • @OversoulGaming
      @OversoulGaming Год назад +13

      @@joels5150 that's too wordy. Comedy doesn't work when it's too wordy. It has to be zippy enough to roll off the tongue in a way that sounds quick-witted.

    • @gfs5551
      @gfs5551 Год назад +5

      Literally i clicked expecting the meme, and they delivered right on

    • @scalzmoney
      @scalzmoney Год назад +1

      Would have fit perfectly on their shirt.

  • @OversoulGaming
    @OversoulGaming Год назад +2711

    Ah, I see somebody went to the Prometheus School of Re-sinning Things.

    • @Voltaic_Fire
      @Voltaic_Fire Год назад +84

      Ah, I see somebody went to the _'Prometheus School of Commenting on Things.'_

    • @idkwasisupposedtoputaclevernam
      @idkwasisupposedtoputaclevernam Год назад +58

      @@Voltaic_Fire I graduated from the Prometheus School of Replying to a reply on a comment

    • @The1andonlyy
      @The1andonlyy Год назад +33

      @@idkwasisupposedtoputaclevernam I graduated from the Prometheus school of replying to a reply to a reply on a comment

    • @ThrowbackJTT
      @ThrowbackJTT Год назад +26

      *Ding*

    • @Untrendyworld
      @Untrendyworld Год назад +6

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Maehedrose
    @Maehedrose Год назад +1899

    Seriously, as an anthropology hobbyist, I was horrified at how haphazardly and unscientifically this team blundered through the ruins without any kind of procedure.

    • @Durwood71
      @Durwood71 Год назад +140

      The best explanation I've heard for this movie is that it's a parody, but Ridley Scott forgot to let everybody else in on the joke.

    • @MrChupaFisher
      @MrChupaFisher Год назад +38

      @@Durwood71 A parody of what? Being kind of smart?

    • @seane6599
      @seane6599 Год назад +3

      Yeah it's actually ridiculous how unscientific they are. It's more forgivable in Covenant because they're pretty much just a group of colonists - they're not scientists. But here it's completely stupid.

    • @Alondro77
      @Alondro77 Год назад +67

      I'm a research biologist... and this movie hurt my brain.

    • @СусаннаСергеевна
      @СусаннаСергеевна Год назад

      The biologist and the geologist were on drugs for most of their overnight cave romp, which may explain what they later get up to with the suspiciously phallic snakes.

  • @radicalkeag
    @radicalkeag Год назад +390

    David constantly stating, with full confidence, that he can speak to the engineers gives off the exact same vibe as dory saying she can speak whale and honestly it's kind of hilarious

    • @kennykiller
      @kennykiller 8 месяцев назад +5

      Wow.....Sure wish I could speak whale..

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 8 месяцев назад +4

      It makes the outtake that uses audio from Finding Nemo even funnier.

    • @JennifuhhGilardi
      @JennifuhhGilardi 4 месяца назад

      But they both can speak to both

  • @Alondro77
    @Alondro77 Год назад +441

    And then "Alien Covenant" was like, "If you think THOSE morons were dumb, wait until you meet OUR cast!"

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 Год назад +8

      David winning was awesome ;)

    • @captaincrunch784
      @captaincrunch784 Год назад +21

      LOL especially poking alien life forms with NO PPE!!!!

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 Год назад +9

      @@Skyebright1 It wasn’t

    • @johnlennon1155
      @johnlennon1155 26 дней назад

      @@captaincrunch784Is that a serious complaint?

  • @oompie815
    @oompie815 Год назад +810

    The funniest thing that came from this, is the response CinemaSins gave to Damon Lindelofs tweet:
    *DL:* Instead of making fun of movies that people love, why don't you make something original?
    *CS:* We're not only making fun of movies that people love, we've also made fun of Prometheus.

    • @anon_y_mousse
      @anon_y_mousse Год назад +75

      Not the only one either. They've made fun of many movies that people definitely don't love. And quite frankly, these videos are at their best when I do love the movie.

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog Год назад +5

      AS a biologist I can only say this: The movie _Prometheus_ is so full of absolutely braindead-stupid characters, plot devices, concepts, pseudoscience and cringyworthy let's-shoehorn-religion-in that is created a whole new category of stupid.

    • @SweatySheets
      @SweatySheets Год назад +7

      @@anon_y_mousse lol, so is a sin something wrong with the movie? Or is it Jeremy making fun of the movie?

    • @anon_y_mousse
      @anon_y_mousse Год назад +32

      @@SweatySheets I'm not sure what it is exactly, but when I love a movie he sins the video is just funnier.

    • @ulyssesthedm
      @ulyssesthedm Год назад +4

      YESSSS

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Год назад +1124

    I can’t even lie, seeing this movie being sinned again is pretty nostalgic

    • @fail_011
      @fail_011 Год назад +12

      Ok

    • @mattstyles2498
      @mattstyles2498 Год назад +9

      A bland NPC comment that could be put on any of these 10 year videos.
      How could anyone expect anything more.

    • @Finchspielberg
      @Finchspielberg Год назад +1

      Npcs have way more interesting things to say that someone's fanfiction inserted into a silent protagonist

    • @Easy-Lovers
      @Easy-Lovers Год назад +4

      didn't know you also liked cinema sin, its nice to see you again

    • @Yea___
      @Yea___ Год назад +3

      Gosh i am glad it's not just me

  • @Dinchev666
    @Dinchev666 Год назад +74

    One of the greatest sins in this movie is "Why is there a need of briefing for people, who SHOULD KNOW where they are going and why? Is this kidnapping?"

    • @TheOmegaXicor
      @TheOmegaXicor Год назад +6

      It is kidnapping, we the audience have been kidnapped by a bunch of idiots in film making outfits and they are trying and failing to explain why.

    • @jacobpeters5458
      @jacobpeters5458 7 месяцев назад +4

      I thought it was to introduce everyone to each other...but that probably would happen at the beginning lol

    • @MjolnirFeaw
      @MjolnirFeaw 19 дней назад

      They obviously know why they're going: to get paid. Or so they thought..

  • @TF2CrunchyFrog
    @TF2CrunchyFrog Год назад +49

    8:50 "God does not build in straight lines".
    Did you hear that? That's the sound of a million geologists facepalming simultaneously.

  • @jukzhee8911
    @jukzhee8911 Год назад +470

    I came here just to experience the re-sinning of the Prometheus' school of running away from things, and I must say, I was not dissapointed

  • @95mudshovel
    @95mudshovel Год назад +268

    I use "the Prometheus school of running away from things" in regular conversation sometimes and I look forward to the day when someone understands my reference.

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 Год назад +4

      It'll be funny when someone points out some flaws in that.

    • @PanSpaceman
      @PanSpaceman Год назад +18

      What kind of talks do you have where regular conversation allows you to use a particular term for the specific situation of fleeing from mono-directional danger in the very same direction?

    • @technopoptart
      @technopoptart Год назад +13

      @@PanSpaceman politics

    • @anon_y_mousse
      @anon_y_mousse Год назад +3

      @@technopoptart Isn't it always.

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog Год назад +3

      Maybe you need to specify "Not the mythological Titan Prometheus (because he was chained down and couldn't run away), but the stupid Alien prequel movie's School of Running Away from Things."

  • @click8708
    @click8708 Год назад +216

    The Prometheus school of running away from things sin was so egregious it became a full on meme mainstay

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder Год назад +5

      TBF the trope is way older, with countless people running away from cars in a straight line in the middle of the street instead of running to the side, behind a tree, down a small path between houses etc.

    • @NutzBdragon
      @NutzBdragon 6 месяцев назад

      a year later and I've yet to see ANYONE use this saying in or as a meme. +1 sin

  • @philb707
    @philb707 Год назад +136

    When the "engineer" woke up an snatched David head off his body an immediately went back to completing his mission was my favortie part of the whole movie.

    • @NotDr.Evil137
      @NotDr.Evil137 4 месяца назад +11

      Even he was like "Y'all really ARE stupid.."

  • @kalebmehlberg3133
    @kalebmehlberg3133 Год назад +298

    I want to see a 10 year anniversary re-sin of cinema sins

    • @camwyn256
      @camwyn256 Год назад +10

      Well you'll have to wait another year for that anniversary

    • @spoompls42069
      @spoompls42069 Год назад

      Spoiler: They’re still assholes and not real critics

    • @stevenseagull3867
      @stevenseagull3867 Год назад +3

      Th3Birdman look him up

    • @iGaveLiaHIV
      @iGaveLiaHIV Год назад +4

      @@stevenseagull3867 no

    • @NotTheGrimmReaper
      @NotTheGrimmReaper 7 месяцев назад

      @@stevenseagull3867 Who wants to watch that crybaby bitch about Jeremy? lmao...He and many other people take this channel way too serious. CS is the goat, hell with th3turdman

  • @BloomingEclipse
    @BloomingEclipse Год назад +51

    23:52 i remember watching this with my dad, and i was literally yelling at the movie saying "GO TO THE SIDE! GO TO THE SIDE!" Over and over, and my dad was laughing so hard.

  • @ZombifiedWatermelon
    @ZombifiedWatermelon Год назад +24

    The Prometheus School of Running Away From Things is just down the street from the Stormtrooper Acadamy of Aiming

  • @SK4M_Freal
    @SK4M_Freal Год назад +36

    This seems the right place to drop one of my nitpicks with Prometheus....
    When explaining with "CUBE" why they're there, he says "There's one moon that can sustain human life and we arrived there today!" (Not verbatim) then 10mins later proceed to say the atmosphere would kill you in 3mins and they all need spacesuits!!! WTF??😂

  • @Durwood71
    @Durwood71 Год назад +145

    I was riding my mountain bike one day when a rabbit suddenly jumped out in front of me and proceeded to run straight down the trail ahead of my bike for about 10 yards before finally veering off to the side. The first thing that popped into my head was, "The _Prometheus_ school of running away from things."

    • @patbracken
      @patbracken Год назад +17

      The rabbit is still smarter than these characters. It believes you are chasing it, and therefore veering off is less advantageous than running at full speed.

    • @rickstaism
      @rickstaism Год назад +5

      Ten yards isn't that far. The characters in this turd of a movie went far longer than that.

    • @Durwood71
      @Durwood71 Год назад +6

      @@rickstaism It's far for a rabbit. It's roughly 30 times his body length!

    • @rickstaism
      @rickstaism Год назад

      @@Durwood71 They have tiny brains!

  • @chopper2429
    @chopper2429 Год назад +219

    Fun Fact: the entire scene of David killing time en route was inspired by a similar scene that would have depicted Bishop doing the same thing during Aliens, but was ultimately cut from the movie to make Bishop's reveal as an android minutes later a surprise.

    • @SuperFlawless2010
      @SuperFlawless2010 Год назад +13

      And Ridley Scott said he never saw Alien sequels. Is he a jealous liar cuz James Cameron took his movie and made it better?

    • @anon_y_mousse
      @anon_y_mousse Год назад +18

      @@SuperFlawless2010 I'd wager he's a jealous liar because Aliens was the best in the whole franchise.

    • @redsoxu571
      @redsoxu571 Год назад +21

      @@SuperFlawless2010 I think it's a huge stretch to say Cameron "made his movie better". Besides the fundamental reality that Aliens is a vastly different sort of movie than Alien, Alien covered all the fundamental groundwork in terms of design, aesthetic, casting aim, etc. Alien is a magnificent film; I'd never diminish Aliens in terms of being a terrific sequel, but a sequel it was and I don't think anyone is going to successfully pitch that it more action-oriented focus is objectively superior to the horror film that is the first.
      You'd have a better shot at pitching T2 over T1, but again their tone and aims are different enough that I'd pitch appreciating each rather than trying to force-claim one as better than the other.

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 Год назад +3

      Alien is much better than Aliens.

    • @BunnychanFarabee
      @BunnychanFarabee Год назад +17

      Aliens wasn't better, just a different kind of movie.
      However, Promethus is unequivocally terrible.

  • @kickballjedi
    @kickballjedi Год назад +101

    "Shaw's internal organs survive this!" and "David's head survives this!" had me crying laughing.

    • @zurichsee706
      @zurichsee706 Год назад +2

      the alien didn't break the placenta yet

  • @MsZeeZed
    @MsZeeZed Год назад +37

    13:22 - “No contagion present - except the giant alien head” (still my favorite original sin) 😹

  • @soonerfan4321
    @soonerfan4321 Год назад +138

    Great touch getting Chris to narrate considering he narrated the original video

    • @MsZeeZed
      @MsZeeZed Год назад +8

      Do we really have to wait 10yrs for a decent narrator? I must set my alarm again 😹

    • @rickstaism
      @rickstaism Год назад +12

      I just love the fact that Prometheus and the resinning of Prometheus are the only two CinemaSins videos that Jeremy hasn't narrated (that I recall anyway and I have seen them all).

    • @flatulentman1142
      @flatulentman1142 Год назад +3

      There was also the Amazing Spider-Man 2 with the honest trailer guy.

  • @The_Moons_Heart
    @The_Moons_Heart Год назад +62

    The intelligence of these characters...is truly astonishing to witness again

  • @starbrand3726
    @starbrand3726 Год назад +103

    I've heard the "Prometheus School for Running Away From Things" used in many other movie reviews. So you guys definitely started it.
    I've never understood why Guy was old or why he hid himself. Neither made any sense. When I saw that he was buried under tons of make up, I literally said "Oh, they are going to turn him young again by the end of the movie." ...Nope!
    And I hated the flip flops.

    • @-MrFozzy-
      @-MrFozzy- Год назад +9

      There’s a bunch of unused footage and extra content with him in it. But yeah, as it was released….it was confusing

  • @WhiskeyPapa42
    @WhiskeyPapa42 Год назад +34

    10:05 We have technology orbs that float and automatically map entire tunnel systems. We also only use flashlights from the 1950s, instead of having a floating orb that emits standard available-in-2012 bright LED light.

    • @talithasuya8908
      @talithasuya8908 8 месяцев назад +2

      I was completely befuddled by the flashlights.

  • @montydonnell9715
    @montydonnell9715 10 месяцев назад +5

    @19:06 if the med pod was only used for males, Miss Vickers what was the point of you even bringing it on the ship

  • @byronheath8925
    @byronheath8925 Год назад +42

    That OK GO treadmill reference was a top-notch internet nostalgia fix.

  • @CorporateBillionaire
    @CorporateBillionaire Год назад +102

    Prometheus is 10 years old, but looks better than 90% of today's movies. Look at the effects and everything, it is beautiful.

    • @SuperFlawless2010
      @SuperFlawless2010 Год назад

      A polished turd is still a turd.

    • @anon_y_mousse
      @anon_y_mousse Год назад +19

      The movie looks great, but it's story and writing are still just as bad as 99% of today's movies.

    • @squamish4244
      @squamish4244 Год назад +5

      I can't believe that it's ten years old, and that depresses me.

    • @bertcarroll1243
      @bertcarroll1243 Год назад

      Talk about?

    • @house684
      @house684 Год назад +9

      Which makes all of these dumb moments even more unforgivable. We'd forgive them in a trash B-movie, not in a movie of this caliber. 'Here little snake alien lifeform, here sweetie'

  • @emantabrizi8218
    @emantabrizi8218 Год назад +40

    Where is CinemaSins guy??? Yeah, I know I'm a bit high, at the moment, but I'm still sober enough to know that this is NOT THE USUAL GUY!

  • @davidgreenwitch
    @davidgreenwitch Год назад +23

    Also at the time they painted the map in the cave, the Isle of Man was covered by a huge shield of ice glacier. But that's probably too much of a nerd issue to check in a multi million dollar movie...

    • @jameswatts4400
      @jameswatts4400 11 месяцев назад +2

      An alien ritually sacrificed itself to seed a planet with life, it evolves to the point where humans (who are physiologically nearly identical to engineers and are somehow genetically identical) become the dominant form of life, and you're worried about sketchy cave dating? Obviously it's a movie which requires a fair amount of suspension of disbelief, that being said, it really seems like they actively tried to irritate the viewers with the scientific aspect of the movie. I mean if you don't wanna put the effort in to make believable or consistent explanations you could just insert some technobable and get on with it, why spend half the movie explaining the scientific reasoning behind everything, if you're just gonna call it in?

    • @tehbonehead
      @tehbonehead 8 месяцев назад +1

      Shut up, nerds!! 😉

  • @jenh101
    @jenh101 Год назад +154

    When I saw the notification I was so sure that they were going to have Jeremy do this but it’s so amazing to see Chris get the chance to speak at a more normal pace, now they make videos that are more than 5 minutes 😂 there’s just too much to talk about for those kind of restrictions!

    • @OverthinkingConde
      @OverthinkingConde Год назад +10

      It had to be Chris. I think I've seen the original forty times 🤣

    • @ACWells13
      @ACWells13 Год назад +32

      Feels really weird to me. It's like watching a knock-off channel copying the cinema sins format, even though it's 100% legit. I DON'T LIKE CHAAAAANGE 🤣

    • @lambrosk3790
      @lambrosk3790 Год назад +4

      @@ACWells13 agreed. This is worse than that time Peter took apart Stewie’s room to make his own tree house 🏡

    • @Heisenberg21420
      @Heisenberg21420 Год назад +8

      @Why do you try? lmao gatekeeping a youtube channel? Who cares if they are new. Jeremy does most of the videos, doesn't take a genius to figure out it comes as a surprise (not a bad one though) that Chris does a video instead.

    • @2coolhipdude
      @2coolhipdude Год назад +12

      @@ACWells13 You got that right. It's taken them years to get the pace and delivery to make these vids enjoyable. Going back is never a good thing. Sorry Chris, but you aren't in the same league as Jeremy.

  • @codyb0831
    @codyb0831 Год назад +34

    The original script and deleted scenes where so good it made no sense that those scenes where deleted

    • @senju31
      @senju31 Год назад +1

      I've been upset about that since highschool

    • @codyb0831
      @codyb0831 Год назад +7

      @@senju31 the whole original script is online it makes everything make sense and deleted scenes where so much better then what they went with.

    • @gbbricks
      @gbbricks Год назад

      Hello

  • @InvertedBurial
    @InvertedBurial Год назад +75

    This is still the most beautiful movie I've ever wanted to punch in the face.

  • @laurenk1766
    @laurenk1766 Год назад +18

    Oh my god, Data singing about the precious little life forms made me bust out laughing!

  • @blackrex828
    @blackrex828 Год назад +52

    This was amazing and I'm trying to figure out how the heck did these "scientists" get qualified for the opportunity to explore an unknown moon.

    • @antney7745
      @antney7745 Год назад +15

      The were the only ones stupid enough to accept the offer to go. Real bottom-of-the-barrel in terms of competence.

    • @anon_y_mousse
      @anon_y_mousse Год назад +5

      @@antney7745 I'm beginning to think that's how all of our public facing scientists are picked.

    • @the_once-and-future_king.
      @the_once-and-future_king. Год назад

      Probably because they're so incompetent that the scientific world will be better off without them.

    • @SK4M_Freal
      @SK4M_Freal Год назад +4

      Vickers actually changed the original crew to find some dumber ones coz she wanted the mission to fail. Apart from learning to veer off to the right when a mothership is falling on you she got what she wanted.🤪

    • @blackrex828
      @blackrex828 Год назад +3

      @@SK4M_Freal 😂😂😂 okok that makes sense, so mission failed successfully...

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot Год назад +8

    I do not know why dude decided he would try to pet that serpent like creature when it clearly folded out it's hood in an aggressive defensive posture. The first thought that would have popped into my mind is this thing reminds me too much of a cobra. I'm not trying to get close to it.

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 Год назад +1

      And you would have better self preservation skills than that guy

    • @metallboy25
      @metallboy25 Год назад +1

      Logic goes strictly against the writers plan for this movie.

  • @kylepeters8690
    @kylepeters8690 Год назад +92

    This movie holds some special memories for me.
    It was the first movie in the aliens series I ever saw, It was the first horror movie I ever saw, and the first movie I fell asleep during as a teen.

    • @Sunprism
      @Sunprism Год назад +23

      Those three should not be the same movie!

    • @Gl-my8fw
      @Gl-my8fw Год назад +1

      I 9nly enjoyed it because it was looked good on vr 3d.

    • @breezywriter6572
      @breezywriter6572 Год назад +13

      This is both the first movie in the Alien franchise AND the first horror movie you ever saw?
      Damn…. You done fkd up, bro 😔

    • @gaqua2701
      @gaqua2701 Год назад +1

      thanks Kyle Peters👍👍👍

    • @PittsburghSonido
      @PittsburghSonido Год назад +10

      I remember renting this from Redbox back after it released. I read the plot description, not knowing it’s an Alien prequel, and thought “wow, an interesting story for the origins of human kind.” It was about forty minutes into the film when I actually realized it was an Alien move. Lol

  • @josch5305
    @josch5305 Год назад +49

    Honestly given the reaction to masking there was during quarantine I'm totally willing to believe these people took off their helmets on the unexplored alien planet

    • @jenh101
      @jenh101 Год назад +3

      Excellent point 😂

    • @gbbricks
      @gbbricks Год назад

      “The typical mask you buy in the drug store is not really effective in keeping out the virus, which is small enough to pass through material”
      -Dr. Anthony Fauci
      February 5 2020

    • @gbbricks
      @gbbricks Год назад

      “The typical mask you buy in the drug store is not really effective in keeping out the virus, which is small enough to pass through the material”
      -Dr. Anthony Fauci
      February 5 2020

    • @gbbricks
      @gbbricks Год назад +4

      Crazy how RUclips won’t let people respond to this comment

    • @LtFoodstamp
      @LtFoodstamp Год назад

      Stanford and Yale have conducted large scale randomized studies on mask effectiveness.
      They found that there is about a 10% reduction in Covid infections if masks are worn. So, if 20 out of 100 people get Covid without masks, then with masks only 18 would.
      But wait, there's more! This was for surgical masks. With cloth masks (which 99% of people wore during the pandemic, the effecacy was only 5%. Meaning, if say, 20 out of 100 people got Covid normally, then with masks, 19 of out the 20 still would.
      Cloth masks basically did very little to combat Covid. The mental health effects of isolation and never seeing people face to face probably outweigh the minimal improvement in infection rates provided by cloth masks.
      Again. These are studies by Yale and Stanford. Aside from Harvard, they are the most prestigious colleges in the world.

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot Год назад +33

    I know one thing when David unleashed the black spores on the Engineers that look he had on his face was one of the best villain faces I've ever seen.

    • @samfields3086
      @samfields3086 Год назад +4

      Those weren’t engineers just a different type of people

    • @grapeshot
      @grapeshot Год назад +11

      @@samfields3086 interesting because everybody else describes them as engineers. A colony of Engineers.

    • @SuperFlawless2010
      @SuperFlawless2010 Год назад +1

      They looked like Albino savages compared to normal Engineers

  • @MisokaStrife
    @MisokaStrife Год назад +57

    I'm just here to celebrate Noomi Rapace rightfully getting a sin off. 🖤

    • @nimeshsingh4943
      @nimeshsingh4943 Год назад +5

      The surgery scene was everything- the closest any of the sequels have come to touching upon pregnancy, the horror of unwanted pregnancies (like in the original Alien) and a subtle nod towards reproductive rights. Definitely worth a few sins off.

  • @maruko2901
    @maruko2901 Год назад +53

    The fact that this is narrated by Chris fills my heart with joy, Happy anniversary Cinemasins!

  • @DanialTarki
    @DanialTarki Год назад +6

    23:35 “Welcome, one and all, to the ten-year anniversary of the opening of the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things!
    As you can see the festivities have already begun with a rather stunning aerial display and it won’t be long until the main event that you’ve all been waiting for. Here we go!
    My goodness, such athleticism, such poise, such utter and complete obliviousness to the lateral alternatives available.
    You have to admire the absolute commitment to the idiocy that can only be found at this fine Sinstitution.”
    -Chris Atkinson

  • @theDudemanok
    @theDudemanok Год назад +32

    If you want to transfer from the star trooper school for shooting at things, to the Prometheus school for running from things, do you keep your class rank? And do all the credits transfer?

  • @NateLeePhillips
    @NateLeePhillips Год назад +4

    The Galaxy Quest overdub was so fitting! "Hey! Don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!

  • @garethmurtagh
    @garethmurtagh Год назад +7

    It also has its own School of Physics. The Juggernaut is heading away from Shaw, the Prometheus rams it from behind, according to Sir Isaac Newton the wreckage should start falling on ballistic trajectories and land further down range. Instead according to Scott’s Laws of Motion, the Juggernaut falls backwards and then starts rolling towards them.
    Nope, just Nope.

  • @faaznoushad1718
    @faaznoushad1718 Год назад +7

    17:40
    Notice how the earth looks exactly like Earth today, rather than Earth from whenever Engineers created human life.
    Not sure if it's a sin or not, but I think that's interesting and has some implications. Does it mean they have been secretly mapping us all this time or something ?

    • @trashwebsite_user01
      @trashwebsite_user01 3 месяца назад

      You are correct... its strange not many have noticed this but they couldnt have this model of earth... the vfx guys forgot about plate tectonics.

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 Год назад +13

    3:36 Heimdall sure is enjoying his time with the mortals of Midgard.

  • @JohnGoetzGaming
    @JohnGoetzGaming Год назад +7

    Someday I will become a professor of running away from things and my first lesson will have "PROMETHEUS!" written on the chalkboard as the students walk in and I'll be all.
    "That word will become your best friend in this course. You WILL commit the lessons of that film to memory or you will fail." As I underline the word while saying the last word of that sentence and turning around to clap the chalk off my hands.

  • @patriciodoria100
    @patriciodoria100 Год назад +9

    The original sin video for this movie was the first video I watched from this channel. Very nostalgic.

  • @rasheedhawkins3372
    @rasheedhawkins3372 Год назад +50

    HES BACK! Love the revisiting and new takes for the anniversaries. And of course this is one of my favorite videos you guys have done because I have a serious love hate relationship with this movie.

    • @sprinkle61
      @sprinkle61 Год назад +5

      This movie is just strait terrible, there are no redeeming qualities. The only good thing to come from it was the 'Promethius school of running away from things' meme.

    • @ActualDrunkAtheist
      @ActualDrunkAtheist 11 месяцев назад +1

      This movie is absolutely terrible, covenant was even worse but I'd take Resurrection over this trash heap where Scott wanted to create his own moronic origin story for the xenomorphs.

  • @danielradebaugh6534
    @danielradebaugh6534 Год назад +24

    Never knew how much I wanted Chris to narrate until right now

    • @Azarya_Madness
      @Azarya_Madness Год назад +1

      His voice is so goooood 🥰

    • @Rob-uv6fb
      @Rob-uv6fb Год назад +2

      I don't know if Chris did the writing too, but this is one of the funniest in a long time. Love all the references and the comedic timing is spot on.

    • @Azarya_Madness
      @Azarya_Madness Год назад

      @@sharkieshablm2640 Im not a nazi! Whats wrong with you? Leave me alone!
      Geez...

  • @janetdavison6506
    @janetdavison6506 Год назад +18

    YESSS! I enjoy Jeremy as the narrator but I’m glad it’s Chris for this one it wouldn’t make sense other wise. 😂

  • @LucianDevine
    @LucianDevine Год назад +12

    10 year anniversary of the founding of the prestigious Prometheus School of Running Away From Things!

  • @headlessspaceman5681
    @headlessspaceman5681 Год назад +5

    12:38 "This is just another tomb."
    Worst. Archaeologist. Ever.
    Classic. Also if the Redhead guy has an accent, and the main lady has an accent, why can't the spaceship captain speak with the actor's actual accent? I wonder who makes these decisions, and why.

  • @Meg_of_all_threads
    @Meg_of_all_threads Год назад +38

    My main reaction is: holy fuck , already 10 years!? Time does fly!

  • @KressoftheKnight
    @KressoftheKnight Год назад +5

    The "Old Spice" jingle f**king killed me. 🤣

  • @evm6177
    @evm6177 Год назад +2

    'I am surrounded by idiots!' David seemed genuinely worried and totally lost there.

  • @WhyIsGhostInTheArena
    @WhyIsGhostInTheArena Год назад +5

    It's been 10 years and I've still only seen the sins videos for this movie but not the movie itself

  • @WaightZer
    @WaightZer Год назад +2

    Now after watching this again, I'm glad shaw was tortured and killed off-screen between 2 movies. Good job David.

  • @sluggishnu
    @sluggishnu Год назад +5

    No Jeremy, No Watchie.

  • @elizabethlacy8869
    @elizabethlacy8869 Год назад +12

    You know i always wondered what the heck he was referring to when he would use the "prometheus school of-" sin and i never looked it up but now that i know it makes so much more sense 😌

  • @OR56
    @OR56 Год назад +3

    27:15 "Please state the nature of the medical emergency." LOL. The Doctor was my favorite character from Voyager.

  • @TheFruitofTruth
    @TheFruitofTruth Год назад +12

    10 years since it came out?…. Holy fuck I’m old

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan Год назад +4

      YOU’RE old? I remember seeing the original Alien film on it’s release back in ‘79!

    • @TheFruitofTruth
      @TheFruitofTruth Год назад +6

      @@AtheistOrphan shush I’m having my midlife crisis early xD

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 Год назад

      I didn’t see it in theaters on its original release. I was a Month old 😮
      Talking about Alien, not Promethious

  • @Eden519
    @Eden519 Год назад +2

    Had to speed this up to 1.5x so I didn’t feel so lost, confused, and betrayed without Jeremy

  • @shilohmagic7173
    @shilohmagic7173 Год назад +23

    I AM SO HAPPY THAT THEY STARTED IT WITH THANKING THE MOVIE FOR STARTING THAT SIN.
    I would like to appreciate my gratitude for that as well.
    *and is that a different guy doing the sinning?*

  • @DoomRulz
    @DoomRulz Год назад +5

    God damn, this re-sin was fucking savage. This is the first sins video I've seen since the F9 video that I can't be mad at. That is, you took the time with the sins and pointed out legitimate ones pretty much the entire way through.

  • @AlejandroLZuvic
    @AlejandroLZuvic Год назад +26

    I can't believe you didn't sin the fact that they're debrief about the mission after months or years of traveling. And here I am convinced to not move a single muscle to go out with friends until they tell me where we're actually having dinner.

    • @anon_y_mousse
      @anon_y_mousse Год назад +1

      They started the conversation just before hopping in the stasis pods and 1000 years later continue it as if no time has passed.

    • @dunebasher1971
      @dunebasher1971 Год назад +1

      They're being briefed, not debriefed. Debriefs happen after the mission or project is complete.

  • @deshawnedwards6412
    @deshawnedwards6412 Год назад +5

    Everything Wrong With Free Bird (2013) for Thanksgiving.

    • @HonorThyTarkus
      @HonorThyTarkus Год назад

      Or Thankskilling

    • @RBGolbat
      @RBGolbat Год назад +1

      It’s the movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkey off the menu.

  • @jarretgardner3282
    @jarretgardner3282 Год назад +30

    Popped onto RUclips and this is the first thing I see. Started dying laughing because this movie has inspired one of the longest running jokes in CinemaSins history and here it is again. And I am totally freakin here for it. We applaud you!

    • @andyjacobs7010
      @andyjacobs7010 Год назад +6

      Yes... it is indeed- a running joke.

    • @hanli2042
      @hanli2042 4 месяца назад

      @andyjacobs7010 Lol this is gold 😂

  • @vendoth
    @vendoth Год назад +3

    Hmmm makes sense if David chose the crew it would mean people unable to work together with sup par skills were purposefully chosen to fail. Would make David even more unsettling.

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot Год назад +5

    Yeah Idris Elba him and his crew went out like some soldiers. If you think the bet's off you have another thing coming. You can pay me on the other side.

  • @mattstyles2498
    @mattstyles2498 Год назад +5

    It's such a tiny part of this video but Fk I love that " did u see what god just did to us man?"
    Best movie ever.
    Now that needs a sin in

  • @daddy_kolumbus8330
    @daddy_kolumbus8330 Год назад +33

    i watched this movie on lsd with a friend and we cried through the whole thing, so beautiful.

    • @eyfb616
      @eyfb616 Год назад +1

      Ig acid really does make u rtarded

  • @mattsamples9002
    @mattsamples9002 Год назад +1

    Anyone else (for no real reason at all) not enjoy them as much when this guys doing the sinning?

  • @mvtv-montanavigilantetv5976
    @mvtv-montanavigilantetv5976 Год назад +4

    FIRST thing I thought of when coming back for this 10th Anniversary sinn'n (Prometheus School of Running Away). Fifteen billion square acres around and swear I shouted this at my cat just last week refusing to get out of wheelbarrow path AND SURE I shouted this at everything from Ring Necked Pheasants to rabbits to cattle, all honorable graduates! Was nature long before CinemaSins but damn if youse didn't define it and forever turn frustration into a laugh. "JUST GO TO THE SIDE!"

  • @kennyrosenyc
    @kennyrosenyc Год назад +2

    Well, you left out one VERY important sin.
    If Prometheesucks is a prequel to Alien, then why do they have better technology. Alien had old school CRT monitors but Prometheus had full VR tech.

  • @zachjones8445
    @zachjones8445 Год назад +3

    The cut scenes of the life probes and dory at the end got me so good 😂

  • @montgomeryfitzpatrick473
    @montgomeryfitzpatrick473 Год назад +9

    Sorry but I can't listen to these videos without Jeremy

  • @TheListofMrRaguso
    @TheListofMrRaguso Год назад +3

    Not a single crack about how the weylands were dressed like Dr. Evil

  • @dhwyll
    @dhwyll Год назад +2

    Someone who has just had major abdominal surgery is capable of running around after being only stapled back together.
    And nobody notices the major abdominal surgery that was only stapled back together.

    • @dhwyll
      @dhwyll Год назад

      Oh, and when nobody notices that I'm covered in blood and have a massive abdominal surgery wound that is only stapled back together, not telling anybody about it.

    • @tehbonehead
      @tehbonehead 8 месяцев назад

      SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!

  • @Saiyanjohn415
    @Saiyanjohn415 Год назад +3

    If you're continually walking to someone who's holding a flamethrower and you know they're willing to use it, and they're telling you to back off that's suicide.

    • @999SickBoy666
      @999SickBoy666 Год назад +1

      Nope. That still counts as murder.

    • @Barghaest
      @Barghaest Год назад

      @@999SickBoy666 Nope. It’s standing your ground and considered self-defense. Just because you take a life doesn’t mean it’s murder. Murder is the unlawful premeditated killing of a person, killing them when you feel threatened and have warned them to stay back isn’t murder unless you planned for the encounter to play out specifically that way.

  • @Whatbrittanyeatss
    @Whatbrittanyeatss Год назад +1

    I come back to this once a month to hear you say, “HE IS LOOKING RIGHT AT THE GLASS!”

  • @Ragazar
    @Ragazar Год назад +3

    Oh fuck YES, I wrote on another video that they better do Prometheus! Thank you CS, I love you guys ❤️❤️❤️

  • @filioque4509
    @filioque4509 Год назад +2

    Another sin: The hologram of Earth totally discounts what we know about plate tectonics and the Pangea.

  • @dashingdreww1185
    @dashingdreww1185 Год назад +6

    10 years???? I remember seeing the original vid in my recommended list, I was 15 years old that’s insane

    • @rickstaism
      @rickstaism Год назад

      I think it was only the 4th Sins video they'd done at that point and the only one not narrated by Jeremy.

  • @dr.matthewhertert310
    @dr.matthewhertert310 9 месяцев назад +2

    surprised you didn't sin David shining a flashlight at a HOLOGRAM to see it better...

  • @FROLENGT
    @FROLENGT Год назад +24

    It’s been ten years of great videos, sinning, and its awesome!

  • @BilldeSarse
    @BilldeSarse 2 месяца назад

    One of the more entertaining aspects of this film is hearing Idris Elba's London accent trying to break through.

  • @Lukerogers0121
    @Lukerogers0121 Год назад +5

    You sinned Shaw saying “we were wrong, we were so wrong.” However, she was right. The reason why she said that was because she thought the mural was an invitation which it wasn’t.

    • @taratron8570
      @taratron8570 Год назад +3

      i mean we still dont know if it wasn't an invitation. maybe the alien that invited them was doing it as a dare or a prank or because his parents took away his xbox that weekend. "I'll show you mom and dad, i'll invite a bunch of people over!"

    • @Littleprinceleon
      @Littleprinceleon 10 месяцев назад

      Or maybe it was a trap in order to invite people to get news on good old Earth whether it has enough easy preys on it yet 😅

  • @lewi9976
    @lewi9976 11 месяцев назад +1

    Laughed so much when you said the scientists were ‘on a mission from god’ and the blues bros popped up 👏

  • @mikelmacrichard4772
    @mikelmacrichard4772 Год назад +6

    Forgot to cover theory that Doctor Elizabeth Shaw knew everything and more about the aliens because she's actually the former companion of The Doctor. 🤔

  • @PaulZebraski
    @PaulZebraski Год назад +5

    I'm glad you're finally lengthening up the old sin counts and I'm glad my comment about the founding members of the Prometheus school of running away from things was finally answered in this It's only been a year or more since I made that comment.!!!

  • @sunteam
    @sunteam Год назад +9

    This is the most passionate sin reading I have heard, and all the better for it.

  • @TheMysticshroom
    @TheMysticshroom Год назад +1

    I forgot why I didn't like this movie...I remember now. Thank you

  • @lliamsmith5859
    @lliamsmith5859 Год назад +5

    I still quote "the Prometheus school of running away from things" on a regular occasion, it's just so damn applicable to both media and real life xD

  • @thetooginator153
    @thetooginator153 3 месяца назад

    “Don’t open that!! This is an alien planet!! Is there AIR?? You don’t know!!” I love that line. I hope Stockwell buried that trope forever. Even in the original Planet of the Apes the crew checked for outside breathable air even though their ship was sinking!

  • @mattstyles2498
    @mattstyles2498 Год назад +9

    I really hope u keep doing this even after 10 years. So many great old movies in.... dated, videos

  • @simplyMr1
    @simplyMr1 5 месяцев назад

    The Prometheus school of running away from things😂, ive waited for so long for this movie and lone😂

  • @Rob-uv6fb
    @Rob-uv6fb Год назад +13

    Really liking the new format. I don't think anyone really cares about whether an object in the background was in one scene, then gone in another, but fully exploring plot holes and motivations is ma pudding.

  • @rossigrace5031
    @rossigrace5031 Год назад +1

    "soft boiled egg buttons" I'm wheezing cause I choked on my tea 🤣💀🤣