jackies laughter and his theme music are two of my fondest memories from the 90s, me and my friends used to crack up so hard when we would hear jackie laughing
I imagine an electro mechanical toy from the 60’s- 70’s of a circus ring with many different clowns performing different acts but all with Jackie’s face every time that music drops….
I actually got one of these for free from the Joke Man himself back in 2006. Gave it to my little nephew and it became his most prized possession. He wore that fucking thing out.
When i was a kid my parents gave me a jokemaster for christmas one year and even before i knew the Howard Stern show i remember thinking to myself "can't believe they gave me this junk".
I've been binging on all things Jackie. I always thought the show was not the same after he left but this is beyond the funniest thing ever. The unpopular kid...im dying . The funniest segment yet on Jackie
Could you imagine that poor kid on Christmas morning? "Oh boy! I bet it's that Gameboy I always wanted! I've been good!" Enjoy your JokeMaster Jr, junior!
@Elaine Lanie Lane 5k LOL. I was thinking the same thing. The Cookie Puss clips where Howard mocks Fred in the Carvel Ice Cream Cookie Puss Voice are some of my favorites. Fred really is from Mars...who would buy an ice cream cake for their Mother for Mother's day
@@MrBronx61 It was Nancy that filled Jackie's head and Howard knew it, that is why he called her out on multiple occassions.I realize Jackie ultimately did it to himself, but a lot of people are influenced by their spouses.
Since the first time her and Howard met...to.this very day...Howard was her meal tickets and she made 10s of millions a year with just being horrible...anyone literally can do her job and millions can do it better with ease...I have no idea why Howard thinks she is a good co host...she has to be the worst choice on the planet..
@@Onxy1976 agreed. It would have to be a well-spoken female African American. Those are the only requirements. That’s why her side projects all failed - lack of talent.
There’s a video on Reddit where a guys pees in Jackie’s pitcher of beer it’s almost half piss. And Jackie slams down the piss. And orders another. The guy is a piss swilling idiot. Literally
All the years when Jackie had plugs and COMMERCIALS on E! shows every night. You'd think he would go from corny Vaudeville jokes to the great material he used on the Stern show
His puns are what helped him accell at the show. Quick punchy short funny one liners. It is a real talent that might not translate to stand up but having seen Jackie's show it is by far the most fun i ever had at a comedy show. It is a freeforall and it is beyond the jokes the whole vibe is great
Imagine being Jackie and leaving your 1.5 mil a year writers job on the show, then tuning in to hear all these people goofing on you…. That’s gotta sting
Never tire of this bit. I've listened dozens of times over the years. How was Jackie brilliant at bouncing ideas off Howard, Robin and Fred yet his solo act is incredibly outdated and corny? It's like two different comics.
The glory years God how funny they were all back then. And yes Robin made me laugh too. I will always love and adore Howard no matter how much of a clown is he today and he is.
@@cooperlambert9621 Disagree with you 100%. For me the classic Stern years are king. What the show became is an embarrassment. Benjy and Sal and Richard funnier than Jackie? hell no! But you listen to the new shit and I will listen to my complete years of 1990 to 2001. All opinions anyway.........
Who’s the guest star on this segment…I’ve heard it a thousand times but I still don’t know. At times it sounds like Shuli, but that can’t be right…this guy is too polished
They’re funny for 5-10 minutes but then it gets real old real fast. That style of setup / punchline went out of favor in the 60’s and comedians moved onto the monologue instead. Not our good old Jokeman though.
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Jackie Martling. David Caruso. Shelly Long. What do these people have in common...bad career moves! People who thought they were better than their actual worth.
but in the case of David Caruso, at least he made enough money that it really doesn't matter....Jackie has been living off scraps for the past 20 years.
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Jackie math, “there’s 140 jokes, you do that 5 times, you’re in the thousands.”
Actual math, 140x5 = 700.
😂
Jackie only does math right when it comes to money. 😂
I love how Jackie markets it like it's a tool. Talking about how it pays for itself. 🤣
And the box it comes in..." the dam thing could sell air"
Whenever the carnival music starts, I start laughing...
jackies laughter and his theme music are two of my fondest memories from the 90s, me and my friends used to crack up so hard when we would hear jackie laughing
I imagine an electro mechanical toy from the 60’s- 70’s of a circus ring with many different clowns performing different acts but all with Jackie’s face every time that music drops….
Every time without fail 🤣
@@jtrevrb1 with spring necks and boingy heads 😂😂
Me too it's perfect
I actually got one of these for free from the Joke Man himself back in 2006. Gave it to my little nephew and it became his most prized possession. He wore that fucking thing out.
Did he become a popular kid?
@@JustinJTime certainly not with his parents, my sister was legit angry at me for a while because the thing was so obnoxious.
It's Jackie's whole act condensed into a cheap purple brick in plastic lol
🎉😂
Nobody naught this garbage Jackie sucked
Yes
Heeyyyy!!! It’s fuuunnnnyyyy!!!
Lolololol
When i was a kid my parents gave me a jokemaster for christmas one year and even before i knew the Howard Stern show i remember thinking to myself "can't believe they gave me this junk".
Didnt it make you cool?
Were they fans of the show or did they think it'd make you the most popular kid at school?
Ooof, I don’t think I would’ve admitted that.
Liar.
Jackie said you, and every other kid, "flipped for it".
That’s pretty funny man XD
I've been binging on all things Jackie. I always thought the show was not the same after he left but this is beyond the funniest thing ever. The unpopular kid...im dying . The funniest segment yet on Jackie
Yeah I loved the Jackie years the best
Could you imagine that poor kid on Christmas morning?
"Oh boy! I bet it's that Gameboy I always wanted! I've been good!"
Enjoy your JokeMaster Jr, junior!
But that's killer shit! 😂😂😂
I had one and I'm pretty sure I got it for Christmas lol
Perfect time capsule segment of this era of the show
These were the best years of radio.
Miss the gang.
U got that right sister
Best line ever: “If you’re an unpopular fetus…” 😂😂😂
I gave my kids a joke master jr. and they laughed so hard they shit all over the living room
“I’m gonna go drink some Jim beam, you go play with ure jokemaster 2”🤣😂
"Mom's gotta forge your celebrex prescription, you go play with your joke machine."
24:32 Fred doing Jackie makes me laugh everytime
It looks like COOKIE PUSS!!! 🍰
@Ed Norton Gay Howard
@Elaine Lanie Lane 5k LOL. I was thinking the same thing. The Cookie Puss clips where Howard mocks Fred in the Carvel Ice Cream Cookie Puss Voice are some of my favorites. Fred really is from Mars...who would buy an ice cream cake for their Mother for Mother's day
Please post more of Jackie getting goofed on lol
I can’t imagine how disappointed the kids that got this for Xmas were… 😂
Lol
Jackie went from getting paid millions to selling garbage on Home Shopping Channel...wow
Jackie & Nancy were so delusional, but that's what made them great on the Stern show.
@@MrBronx61 It was Nancy that filled Jackie's head and Howard knew it, that is why he called her out on multiple occassions.I realize Jackie ultimately did it to himself, but a lot of people are influenced by their spouses.
Jackie was selling all of this junk way before he left the show. Jackie has been pushing his joke junk since the late 80’s.
@@johnnycash2238 except he actually made good money off his junk back then because of the show.
Blame Nancy she is the one who made Jackie think he could do all these things without the show!!
That guys phony baloney voice affect at the beginning was hilarious
Robin tries to say what she thinks Howard wants to hear!
Na ! I dont care what you want to hear!
LOL if you say !
Since the first time her and Howard met...to.this very day...Howard was her meal tickets and she made 10s of millions a year with just being horrible...anyone literally can do her job and millions can do it better with ease...I have no idea why Howard thinks she is a good co host...she has to be the worst choice on the planet..
@@Onxy1976 agreed. It would have to be a well-spoken female African American. Those are the only requirements. That’s why her side projects all failed - lack of talent.
I've been looking for this clip forever.
Yes. Me too. Finally!
I never heard this gem before now, “ hey vinny I just made this nerd eat his joke machine “ prime Artie
There’s a video on Reddit where a guys pees in Jackie’s pitcher of beer it’s almost half piss.
And Jackie slams down the piss. And orders another.
The guy is a piss swilling idiot. Literally
He would have had more success if he made an adult joke machine.
His adult jokes were just as bad.
@Ricochet, nobody would buy it, since everyone already has a joke machine....their cell phone.
@@jansa940
I'm talking about when it first came out.
They didn't have smart phones back then.
@@jansa940 this is from like 04-05
Is Jackie currently selling Jokemasters and "punching up scripts" on that jetti?
He is seriously selling jokemasters
@@oldironsides4107 pathetic
He's still selling them....as well as his Plasma
All the years when Jackie had plugs and COMMERCIALS on E! shows every night. You'd think he would go from corny Vaudeville jokes to the great material he used on the Stern show
His puns are what helped him accell at the show. Quick punchy short funny one liners. It is a real talent that might not translate to stand up but having seen Jackie's show it is by far the most fun i ever had at a comedy show.
It is a freeforall and it is beyond the jokes the whole vibe is great
"Weinerdog's got a joke machine!" I lost it
I could listen to this all day😂😂
When the HSS was an absolute beast I remember this when the show was live loving it right now. Thanks
Direct to the Dollar Store!
Artie said, "seven killed in Fallujah and, Jackie's got a new joke machine". Miss you Baby Gorilla.
Artie and his stab wounds! I agree. Great radio
Fred doing Jackie is what makes this whole video amazing.
8:41
They need to make a documentary about radio callers bc I swear every single one is mentally ill and it’s hilarious 😂
(The really tough part's when it starts negotiating for syndication rights to the kids' other toys.)
Man jeff was great here, he would have been a great addition to the team
Dude, Fred’s lines are THE BEST
How many suckers ended up with the Joke Master for Christmas and then sliced their finger off trying to open it?
Oh my god.. such classic comedy..
I was laughing out loud
18:30 you have to help me papi lmao
Howard hung up on him...I actually wanted to know what he needed...😂😂😂😂😂
Fuuuuuuckkinnn dead.... “ howaaaar papiiii” 🤣🤣
Jackie the Jokeman is the Pete Best of the Stern show.
Jackie wasn’t kicked out
More like Phil Specter
Jackie is such a hack. You gotta respect the cheap junk he sells.
"Howard you have to help me papi"
“How do you know when you’re sick? When you throw up!” 💀💀💀
24:35 I am so dead. Fred killed with this one
Two flies land on a pile of shit...one lifts his leg and farts...the other says "Hey! I'm trying to eat here!" lol
😂
Imagine being Jackie and leaving your 1.5 mil a year writers job on the show, then tuning in to hear all these people goofing on you…. That’s gotta sting
From what I've read he was making a 3rd of that.
675 was his last salary. Great money but Howard was at 10 mill a year at that point.
@@kgamra1 Jackie says it was $600 and asked for $675 but was willing to take $650. He definitely deserved it if Howard was making $10 mil
Those are the lame jokes you see on Laffy Taffy wrappers.
LOL. True
There is a dirty joke machine as well.
"Jackie just turned 57 and his jokes just turned 400 years old." BAM!
All Jackie Marlowe all day! F Timmy.
knock knock
whos there
I'm giving my money to
I'm giving me money to who?
you're giving your money to HACKIE THE BROKEMAN
Lmao at the edits near the end where they use Jackie's (shitty) adult jokes.
Yes!!! I love Jackie goofing
one of the funniest things ive ever heard post more
Never tire of this bit. I've listened dozens of times over the years. How was Jackie brilliant at bouncing ideas off Howard, Robin and Fred yet his solo act is incredibly outdated and corny? It's like two different comics.
The Jackie puppet was always way funnier than Jackie ever was but the JP wouldn't exist w/o the Jokeman
The glory years God how funny they were all back then. And yes Robin made me laugh too. I will always love and adore Howard no matter how much of a clown is he today and he is.
Hackie the joke man!!!!
I'm actually obsessed with sound boxes, & I'd kill for one of these!
You may need to look in a Moooooseum to find one!
Jackie was clearly a hack and he was making major money on the biggest show in history and he walked away. U N B E L I E V A B L E
Clearly you have never listened to the show. Jackie wrote all of the show's greatest lines.
@@pageluvva his standup was hack.
@@mysonandme8424 Hacky for sure but always some laughs. I am a Jackie fan.
DAMM this is an AMAZING upload! I'm crying from laughing so much
36:02 absolutely hilarious
Knock knock
Who's there?
Santa clause
Santa clause WHY?
Audio book cutups always crack me up 😂😂😂
34:37 and 35:12 im in tears lol so damn funny
Poor Jackie. The guy will go to his grave never admitting he made the biggest mistake in show history
Biggest mistake in show business history. Jackie had the pairing of minor talent and no shame that made him a sitting duck
He did admit it when he later called in 10 years later
I pooped my pants in utter horror and sheer joy
Jackie is so sad
He Has no shame
The Jokemin
Lol imagine if Jimmy Kimmel actually went to Sirius
Jackie the Joke Man who wasn't happy with being successful??? That may be what makes Jackie the most awesome!!! I can identify...👍😎👍
Who's the unfunny guy sitting in with Howard and Artie?
Jimmy Kimmel I think
it wasn’t Jimmy
He doesn’t do stupid voices like that guy was doing
They said Jeff Cesario
Look at that piece of junk lmao
It’s on EBay for 25 bucks. It’s 24 dollars over priced.
No it's $24.99 over priced
More than 1100 jokes???
One thousand one hundred?!?
Imagine doing joke #583!
Or #154
One thousand one hundred!
Insane
a childhood friend
Jackie the Jokemun
I wish I could find a video clip of this with Jackie on HSN. Wonder what Shipping and Handling Cost..
19.95 at least lol
"I still don't get it, boff...in other words, armies and sleevies, don't get I, boff"
The Amazon reviews, if real, are pretty good.
See the mombo reviews
Where does the general keep his armies? In his BLRHFFJICDOSDN
That’s Killer Shit!
Indeed it is, Joke Man! 😅😅😅😅
When Jackie left the show it dive-bombed and has continued since then......... And love all the over-the-top fake laughing at Fred's "jokes"
Dude Jackie was only funny when he was getting goofed on. Howard, Benny, Fred, Artie, Sal and Richard are all funnier.
@@cooperlambert9621 Disagree with you 100%. For me the classic Stern years are king. What the show became is an embarrassment. Benjy and Sal and Richard funnier than Jackie? hell no! But you listen to the new shit and I will listen to my complete years of 1990 to 2001. All opinions anyway.........
It went to shit after Artie left.
@@mysonandme8424 Absol agree. Even before. When Artie started calling in sick and falling asleep it was pretty sad.
The show was best with Jackie and Billy
I’M LOOKING FAR A JOB
You gon to have to help me papi
Who’s the guest star on this segment…I’ve heard it a thousand times but I still don’t know. At times it sounds like Shuli, but that can’t be right…this guy is too polished
Jeff Cesario, Howard reads his plug like 10 mins in
Classic!
I would kill to see the video of Jackie on the home shopping network
Jackie’s life was funny , I didn’t really care for the rapid fire jokes .
They’re funny for 5-10 minutes but then it gets real old real fast. That style of setup / punchline went out of favor in the 60’s and comedians moved onto the monologue instead.
Not our good old Jokeman though.
U shud watch the clip where he roasts Howard. He is awful and gets zero laughs. Jackie is actually a horrible stand up comedian
34:40 ironically one of the funniest jokes ive ever heard. Yessir Iamfat hahaha
A rare statement by Howard he graduated summa cum laude
I hear ya!
Oh, you found it!
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Interesting
I'm on it I'm not crazy
It was still more successful than Nancy
I never heard this one
Jackie Martling. David Caruso. Shelly Long. What do these people have in common...bad career moves! People who thought they were better than their actual worth.
but in the case of David Caruso, at least he made enough money that it really doesn't matter....Jackie has been living off scraps for the past 20 years.
Only Caruso realised the mistake and was lucky enough to come back
Thanks for uploading hahha
Howard genuinely wishes that his former staffers succeed after they leave the show...ha-ha
Who has the audio of the Jackie party when Nancy was passed out drunk with her legs spspread
I think that was at John's wedding. Look up Jackie drunk at John's wedding.
30:07 "a joke tampon" 😆
Classic goof
It’s made by Excalibur!