@@Omega14343 self defense and home defense isn't a crime. Stop acting like a guilty life can't be taken. I swear my generation is full of toothless cowards.
1:56 is my favorite kill because the boy is just like: '*inhale* AAHHHHHH *jumps onto theif* *Casually bites ear off* *throws dumbbell onto head* K. VIDEO GAME TIME!!!"
"jimmy, stop playing your video game and come downstairs to help me" (pulls out baseball bat) *"UH- NEVERMIND YOU CAN KEEP PLAYING SORRY TO BOTHER YOU"*
You are arrogant for your overdosed pride in partaking in the Air Force and think you deserve nothing more than to be held up and praised. Try being a bit more humble, your giving the military a bad name.
uhhhhhh.... I was just quoting a funny part of the video..... I meant no hate what so ever.... And for the steel/steal thing, I'm French canadien, please cut me some slack....
Zan Man for saying I'd stop somebody from looting my house? yeah, I'M the bad one in that case. Way to go getting butthurt over my username, just because I'm in the military doesn't mean I have to sit back and not say anything you might not like, take the broomstick out of your ass and stop defending such stupid shit. It really is mind boggling how there is idiots in todays world that get upset over somebody saying they would defend their property from thieves. It's the internet dude calm the fuck down. And another ignorant tumblr idiot joins my blocked list.
Can't be triple barrel...unless it has an under barrel attachment, a shotgun attachment. ,(O◆O\) [If you played diff cod games...theres different names for them in some games.]
Jay Swain Sorry, I didn't know about that. But, does it look lie it has three barrels? Since I've never seen one, I can't tell, but I think I can use some of that crazy "common sense" people are always talking about. (By the way, none of this is meant to be sarcastic. Just putting that out there.)
I have a backstory idea if any one cares. The kid's father is a detective who hides top secret weapons in the safe. Since he seen horrific crime scenes are always after him he taught the kid how to defend himself and told him where he hid his gun. His mother is a doctor who taught the kid where if to shoot for it to be deadly or just an injury and how to tend wounds (just in case) The reason the parents don't hear the commotion is the father is investing a crime since and the mother is treating a patients. They told the kid to stay up (until one of them got home) since there was a lot of recent break ins. They have a third car in case they needed it. Yeah I read a lot and have a great imagination (as I'm told)
Kaim Kirayami Even before he found the Death Note, he's still a crazy killing machine, punishing evil doers by killing them with unconventional weapons. Kill 13, I thought he was going to Maka-Chop the guy, didn't expect him to have a rifle in his bookcase
+Nii Kojo Video games are not the cause of violence but they are a way to get informed on possible ways to kill. But books, TV shows, and even talking to someone who know different ways to attack people can also be.
Wow you really need to do more grammar you wrote Markiplier, Markeplier please correct it I can't see this it's worse than seeing the kid killing the thief.
The moment you realize that the kid is actually a 5 year old John Wick
That moment when you realize the kid looks older than 5 years old.
@@aisha5156 lol ikr he looks like he's 10
@@bellaknightR597 that's cuz he's John Wick
@@wahbanger o...kay
@@bellaknightR597 makes him not look like his age
I love how the robber is constantly yelling "POLICE!!!"
He's calling them to take. Prison is better than being with that little demon
I thought he was saying please🤣😅
@NOR MASTURA BT. BAHRON SAKMOR - everytime when the robber interupts him
U stole that line from jacksepticeye u douche
@@Austique-_- is it a big deal tho?
Home alone Rated R.
Artemis The Geek pretty much
Fuck, I was gonna make that joke
Several people are typing
@@emojimovieofficial4953 ya
@@atlas42185 maybe you can make a different joke
Parents walk in: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Small child who has killed millions:you are welcome for this
Dad: I taught you well. 😊
Parents: "WHAT HAPPENED?!?!"
Kid: "You're welcome."
goood goood
just as i taught you
Lol
Dad:*sniffle *sniffle* I’m so proud of you
**kid gets arrested**
@@Omega14343 self defense and home defense isn't a crime. Stop acting like a guilty life can't be taken. I swear my generation is full of toothless cowards.
2:13 Markiplier: “this kid might be a little messed up”
Me: *a little?*
Me: Don't you mean "totally" messed up, this kid is a freaking monster and a murderer lol
Not a little
*a tiny bit, like tiny as a atom*
I think he is past that point
"nah is a bit messed up"
Just a bit of a sociopath.
"How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?"
"I love the young people"
*the fish surround him angrily*
@@CaLypSO4456 that one fish in the back *”my leg!”*
"Yes"
@@gladtrout4042
"Shut up, Fred."
"Video games don't make people violent!"
This kid: Yeah believe what you want
They don’t but ok.
@@fritzy8318 whoosh
@@fritzy8318 I could hear that one flying over his head
Thief:*enters in the room*
Kid:GET OUT OF MY FRICKING ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT
Lmao
Lol
And now he will play killing sim
Johnny then stabbed the criminal in the chest 37 times
Good One Janko Vujnovic
Kid: Bites off someone’s ear and caves in their skull with a exercise weight
Markiplier: he may be a bit messed up...
An
What? You dont bite off people's ears? Do that all the time
Ya think?
I'm with him
Did you just call a dumbell an excercise weight?
*u PiCkEd ThE wRoNg HoUse fOoL!*
The poor man.
Poor poor man
Poor poor poor man
Poor poor poor poor man
@@dexterisdead6680 poor poor poor poor poor man.....
damn gregory's backstory is kinda scary
Imagine Gregory is fighting with that kid
Moral of the Story: Don’t be a robber, kids.
What?
(REDACTED)
Or, there are many ways to kill people, some more efficient than others
@@stwrt1833 no the opposite of that
Or dont mess with gamers
Around 3:37 - "I've only gotten 5 of 13! How many more could there be?"
8. There could be 8 more.
good job sherlock
TmSpeedy0407 thanks. Solved the shit outta that case.
No, it was quite elementary, my dear Watson.
***** well good job noticing it too before reading comments, mate :)
Markiplier 2015
Mark: he's just a theif give him a dollar
Kid: throws a dollar on his dead body
Fair enough.
That's fair
Musical Madness And next Friday I on Sunday are on
@@sicksadworld4465 when?
When
It has been almost 7 years and coming back to this is amazing
And I just realized that Markiplier didn't really change , he stayed the same
I am back to🚫🧢
This one has more energy to him, I'd say while the current one has a bit less for understandable reasons
Everything is a murder weapon, if you're creative
Yes, even pencils
Even a remote
And everything is a dildo if you're determined.
Even butt dust
heheitsE How do you use THAT as a wea- you know what? I don't wanna know.
"Look at his soulless eyes as he played his video games" the media, 2019
More like: the media - always and forever
note at 6:04 thats an " ace ventura nature calls " reference
6:01
AHHHHHH! MY KNEE! MY FAVORITE KNEE!
6:07
ANHHHHH! MY SECOND FAVORITE KNEE!
Eddsworld
Eddsworld
MY LEG!
Nice
Eddsworld
i love how the kid innocently says "cmon" while he bludgeons someone with their own flashlight
I wish my parents let me do this as a kid
Markiplier: How did he learned to kill like that?
Boomers: *video games*
True
Silence Boomer
@@crazydiabetic8766 👌*SHUT*
What is your pfp? I can’t see it
I still want an answer.
When he electrocuted the guy the only thing I thought was “poor fish”
Ikr :(
Ikr :(
Also for 7:49
Why when people say fish I immediately think of a video game character
And yeah tru
@@themaskedglitch what video game character
Mark: 5/13?!?! How many more could there be?!?
Me:8
tyguy522 intellectual, much
Oh god
Who cares?
Tyguy522 who the fuck cares
Tyguy522 who cares
5:26 I love Mark's reaction here
WTF IS THAT BAL
Anything that involves being hit in the balls is a definite reaction from Markiplier to occur 😂
@@xtoxicxxkitten8875, same here lmfao
4:24 holy crap when the truck hits him he just flies! You can see him in the other window after he gets hit by that truck
Holy FUCK! How did I not notice that!? In all my years of seeing the video I NEVER noticed that! Not even once!
Thats a fucking buss
@@aananepop8851 well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOse me princess.
@@stupid2735 😘
@@aananepop8851 😋
Kevin mcalister, the pre-teen years before jigsaw.
*WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME*
That kid Is playing mortal kombat no doubt
was there a Mortal Kombat on the first PlayStation?
Video games cause violence
Jk
Mortal Kombat Was on consoles since the Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo
Are you kidding? If anything he's playing manhunt. (Yes I know it was a ps2 title but still)
I love how the thief was trying to call for help and just shouted police because he was slowly getting killed by a kid XD
Mark: how does this kid know how to murder people in so many ways?
Me: tumbler
-Duuuude, I honestly thought the same thing-
What?! Tumblr would never teach _anyone_ to be a murderer!!!
XDD
XD
XD XD that made my day
The video games
Obviously
1:56 is my favorite kill because the boy is just like: '*inhale* AAHHHHHH *jumps onto theif* *Casually bites ear off* *throws dumbbell onto head* K. VIDEO GAME TIME!!!"
Bro pulled a “Mike Tyson on Avander Holyfield” move
5:25
The way Mark reacted to what happened killed me XD
He hit the nuts out of this burgular
Who wouldn’t?
4:19 home alone reference
Reel markerpliers ↑ 😱😱😱
@@JOODLESTHEDOODLE REAL???!!!?!!😱😱😨🤯🤯🤯
" he was just trying to steal give him a dollar"
-markiplier 2015
This comment is still popular though although it's already 2018.
@@sicksadworld4465 2019 now bro
@@lpskittykat8388 Still makes me laugh 😂😂
@@aubergineman4679 lol
1:56 kid must have been playing “I am bread”
4:12 🎵chestnuts roasting on an open fire🎶 (I’m NOT sorry)
Haha, chest nuts
@@slushiebrains8600 dude maybe your a lamo
@@juanitacole533 ur braings cells r in the negatives its lmaoo meaning laughing my ass off
🙂🙂🙃🙃🙂🙃🙃🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙂🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃
Footage of me when people interrupt me while I’m playing Minecraft
Same bro
TheBat CrusadersMotion lol
"jimmy, stop playing your video game and come downstairs to help me"
(pulls out baseball bat)
*"UH- NEVERMIND YOU CAN KEEP PLAYING SORRY TO BOTHER YOU"*
TheBat CrusadersMotion yep
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM, I’M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!
(Horribly and brutally murders thief)
(Goes back to playing video games)
(laughs)
Logic
The kid shot 3 bullets in the gun even though the double berrel has 2 bullets
Double borrow
Barrel*
Triple barrel?
Shotguns don't even take bullets, they take shotgun cartridges
Melon Martini shells.. shells.
Did... did Mark just censor the thief being electrocuted?
...Why...?
I don’t think he meant to censor it. I’m pretty sure it was a joke
Well it was a pretty shit joke
@@melonmartini4232 dude shut up
A Toilet
H
Yeah he prob didn't want us to see that or maybe it was just a joke just to be funny
"He's just trying to steel, give him a dollar!!!"
-Mark Fishbach
~words to live by~
*steal
fuck that, some waste of space breaks into my house they're going to receive a bullet to the chest. If they need money they can go get a job.
You are arrogant for your overdosed pride in partaking in the Air Force and think you deserve nothing more than to be held up and praised. Try being a bit more humble, your giving the military a bad name.
uhhhhhh.... I was just quoting a funny part of the video..... I meant no hate what so ever.... And for the steel/steal thing, I'm French canadien, please cut me some slack....
Zan Man for saying I'd stop somebody from looting my house? yeah, I'M the bad one in that case. Way to go getting butthurt over my username, just because I'm in the military doesn't mean I have to sit back and not say anything you might not like, take the broomstick out of your ass and stop defending such stupid shit. It really is mind boggling how there is idiots in todays world that get upset over somebody saying they would defend their property from thieves. It's the internet dude calm the fuck down. And another ignorant tumblr idiot joins my blocked list.
2:53 the fish will not be forgotten
Till this day, I will never understand why Mark is wearing a Pilgrim hat in the thumbnail.
i just noticed that
Thanksgiving
@MrZomBIE16 Well that's all the explanations I have
He did an episode talking about American history.
Wow. Kids get hostile when you keep them from no scoping on their Xbox.
LMAO
Cristian arbona nice profile pic
***** thx
+Kenna Bolt yeah
+Kenna Bolt NO it's what happens when u make kids stop playing in the miidle of a game
Home Alone: Future Serial killer edition.
Yes
Sir yes sir yes sir yesir
This comment was from 9 years ago yet it has replies from 3 or 2 months ago.
There is a serious theory said that the kid from home alone is jigsaw
Fathers:video games cause violence
Also fathers when their favorite football team loses 1:56
"he was just trying to steal give him a dollar!"
Kid: I NEED THE DOLLAR FOR VIDEO GAMES
6:04 when he went back and forth screaming and pointing at his knees with both hands I was laughing so hard 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Tasanee Montemayor, same💀
Ace Ventura Reference
i would actually love seeing a comic about this kid
Michelle Jung Ikr
Michelle Jung me too
When The Thief Scream
It’s The Ignited Foxy Jumpscare Sound Origin
2:00 Bro got the Mike Tyson treatment😭
When I was five a bunch of teenagers came to my daycare for some reason, and taught me how to break someone's arm.
Lol that happened to me as well, under different circumstances though. Lol
Kate Mp, I aspire to be those teens...is that bad?
Ooooooh! Tell me how to break someones arm! Not that I'm violent, just for errrr...self desense!
I wish the Intelligence of The breaking of an arm for the same reason!😒👍
Dee Sik Yeah! You understand!
*parents come home*
mom: what the hell happened here?
kid: thief.
dad: *glances outside and sees dead body of thief* oh.
park jimin just a regular Thursday in the Fiker Miker family
Lol
park jimin ur joke doesnt matter if u have a pfp of a kpop star
Lol nice.
It's not mom
5:57
HE MADE A DODGE BALL REFERENCE
DID ANYONE ELSE GET THAT?
"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball-!"
God that's a great movie
Luck of the Irish.
I noticed lmao
I love that movie
@@stu_pot1631 bro if anyone's a lamo its you
Who Even Gives a Crap lol thxs for reminding me ima watch it tonight
5:02 he’s afraid to wake up the dad because the dad is the worker from whack you boss
5:00 You get back here right now 😂😂😂
Mark: "How does this kid know so many ways to kill?!"
Karens: "It's the games he's playing! Eh!"
Who's Karen?
I mean technically this game shows several ways-
There should be a WHACK A KAREN!!!
He is one of us columbian super soldiers
@@Nsodnoajdjksl it's an internet nickname for entitled and obnoxious people. They're the "Let me see your manager!" People
This game is basically home alone 😂
KaTshirolover 17. But more brutal.
Don't forget the fire
This is what home alone would have been like if the kid was completely insane
If it was rated R
Rated 18 version
i remember playing games like these when i was younger, it was... very wholesome.
Mark:or some other issues that you don't want to speak about
Me:I pick other
7:56 clearly a reference to i think home alone when he pulls out the gun and the robbor go oh sh*t
This whole game is an R rated version of Home Alone
Not his crotch, NOT HIS BUTT!
-Markiplier 2015
XD
I died at that part
play. Another one of the. Games
when your doctor checks your medical exam
8:03 pov: the kill shoot three bullets with a double barrel gun
4:12, the thief said to the kid "Hey, you're drunk!" XD XD XD XD
Didn't notice that ;w;
Well he won't have any more kids after that
Sounds like hey you jerk tbh
The secret meaning in this game... Dropkick anyone who stands in your way :)
That's gonna hurt...
Hi people!😃😊☺️
Always a great solution
Hi you
hey, he broke into the house, deserves everything he gets :P
5:11
Terminator: I'm proud of you kid!!
0:59 fun fact: he would still be conscious for around 7 seconds before he’s dead 🤓
7:59 Double barrelled shotgun.
Fires three times.
Not complaining.
(At least, I THINK that's what that is... Can't be too sure though...)
maybe its a TRIPLE BARRELED SHOTGUN!!! 3-3+3+0=3, Half-Life 3 CONFIRMED!!!
Can't be triple barrel...unless it has an under barrel attachment, a shotgun attachment. ,(O◆O\) [If you played diff cod games...theres different names for them in some games.]
Triple barreled shotguns DO exist.
Jay Swain Sorry, I didn't know about that. But, does it look lie it has three barrels? Since I've never seen one, I can't tell, but I think I can use some of that crazy "common sense" people are always talking about.
(By the way, none of this is meant to be sarcastic. Just putting that out there.)
*Hydra*
Lol, I love how mildly inconvenienced this kid was by the robber. Kill the robber then back to the video game. Must be a real good game. XD
He was playing Whack the Boss.
Ameno
I was referring to the kid. It was... it was a joke. *sigh* That's it. I quit the internet.
courtwilliams26 robber: "Hey kid! Gimme all your money!"Kid: *annoyed face* "really?" *sets him on fire*
Lol either that or Don't Whack Your Teacher
7:53 can we just appreciate how dark souls this robber is?
If you didnt watch this when you were a kid then you havent had a childhood
That moment when a double barreled shotgun shoots 3 bullets without reloading.
Could have been an M30 Luftwaffe Drilling shotgun
It has a smaller third barrel for a rifle round
7:52 books are for learning
7:56 that is not a book.......
Cool Dude
HE WAS JUST AN OLD MAN.
@@BlueRyuu246 **Kid cocks the shotgun.**
Kid: "Ask me if I care, bro."
Me: ".....NOOOPE." **Pulls a Slenderman and teleports away.**
@@OfficialBulldozerStudios dad?
Lol
I have a backstory idea if any one cares. The kid's father is a detective who hides top secret weapons in the safe. Since he seen horrific crime scenes are always after him he taught the kid how to defend himself and told him where he hid his gun. His mother is a doctor who taught the kid where if to shoot for it to be deadly or just an injury and how to tend wounds (just in case) The reason the parents don't hear the commotion is the father is investing a crime since and the mother is treating a patients. They told the kid to stay up (until one of them got home) since there was a lot of recent break ins. They have a third car in case they needed it. Yeah I read a lot and have a great imagination (as I'm told)
Woah , that's awesome
Thank You!
* pulls off glasses *
Holy JAPAN
Thats AMAZING
IrisJames Malfoy I actually did what u said
5:41 mark i dont think this kid wants to hit the ball rn
"He was just trying to steal, just give him a dollar." This made me giggle so much........love your reactions!
"How does this kid know how to murder people in so many ways?!"
Allow me to answer that with one word: Manhunt.
Best game ever
And Hitman.
Used to play hardcore, tackle Manhunt in the woods...
My childhood was better than yours. :P
Hes playing cod halo and gta on his game
hes playing Whack The Thief
He bit off his ear...
“JANITOR!!!!!!”
Stop with the kindergarten reference
Kindergarten ist ein deutsches Wort
He went mike tison on him
fangirl forever kindergarten is awesome
VIOLICE
Ahh damn...the nostagia of markiplier and the whack your series. Glad I came back
Light Yagami, age 12.
Kaim Kirayami probably ryuzaki is in the other room eating cake.Ryuk planned this shit
AGH DEATH NOTE
chros alta Ryuk is just watching this shit happen eating apples like the classy bitch he is.
Kaim Kirayami Even before he found the Death Note, he's still a crazy killing machine, punishing evil doers by killing them with unconventional weapons. Kill 13, I thought he was going to Maka-Chop the guy, didn't expect him to have a rifle in his bookcase
***** How would you know?~
Plot twist: the kid is Michael Myers
Subject Delta ....... That makes wayyyy too much sense.
Or Jason Voorhees
😱💩
Freddy kruger
Oml
6:00 that whole part I was laughing he was just sitting there screaming and pointing at it
nine years and still awesome.
He's not messed up he was just playing DOOM.
**BFG Division Intensifies**
Rip and tear until it is done.
Ah I see you are a man of culture as well
@@tosankhyllep3963 let’s gooo
Markeplier: "How does this kid know how to murder in so many ways!?" Me: "Its not rocket science Mark, its Murder."
+Nii Kojo Well, what he does at the end of every kill tells you how he knows al those ways.
jaharned1 Hey do not hold videogames responsible for violence you are calling a flame war upon yourself.
+Nii Kojo Video games are not the cause of violence but they are a way to get informed on possible ways to kill. But books, TV shows, and even talking to someone who know different ways to attack people can also be.
+rosestar1324 VERY true m8.
Wow you really need to do more grammar you wrote Markiplier, Markeplier please correct it I can't see this it's worse than seeing the kid killing the thief.
"NOT HIS CROTCH!! NOT HIS BUTT!!"
~Markiplier 2015~
I'm dead I'm so dead right now😂😂
Probably what the thief was thinking.
5:27 Every man’s WORST NIGHTMARE 😫😫😱😱
Kid: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN?!
Seems like I found a game that will keep me nice and relaxed lol
2:00 mike tysoned his ass
Fr
2:00 TJOC Foxy/Chica scream origin
This Home Alone reboot is odd, but I like how it's taking a unique direction.
This is like the anime version of Home Alone but it's too voilent..
Lol😂
Prince Jimin Lol yes! XD
How is this anime?
More like cartoon version
Not anime
@@Marscael24 anime
"That better be a golf ball!"
5:30
theory: the kid has horrible anger management issues that he gained from his father, the dude from whack your boss
3:57
Finish him!
*fatality*
7:10 This is basically a really pissed off Damian Wayne.
This is like Home Alone rated R lol
"We know you're in th AGH!"
The vanoss reference is real!!!
But there were no falling boxes
Wolfyied MC I see what you did there...huehuehue.
whats a vanoss??
I forgot how beautifully brutal these games are
Mark: He really was an old man!
Me: Of course he is!
The thief’s screaming sounds like my phone’s amber alert
Oh the irony
It's more like foxy scream sound from TJOC SM
Home Alone: The Video Game.
+Johnny Doe Home Alone: Rated "R" Edition.
Johnny Doe Except the rated R version
Johnny Doe lol
Home Alone: The Video Game RATED M FOR MATURE
Johnny Doe 😂yea
6:03 his scream kinda sounds like ignited chicas jumpscare