DAYLIGHT ROBBERY | Sneak Thief #1
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- Опубликовано: 20 авг 2024
- Absolutely flawless, I truly am the greatest Sneakiest Thief the world has ever seen!
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Outro animation created by Cranbersher:
/ cranbersher
Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
• TeknoAXE's Royalty Fre... Игры
Breaks into someone's house, says he needs a self defense weapon.
Lmao Jacksepticeye quote 2016! :D XD
+Mir Haque Xd :D :P ROFL LOL LMAO
Oh geez he is a dork isn't he?
@@mirhaque9857 hello people in 2016
@@extal6896 hello people in 2016
"you need to collect at least $500,000"
>Collects 1.3 million
"I wonder if I have enough yet."
Lmao I just noticed that. 😂
+Potato Queen You were in Markiplier's video 'Try,Die,Repeat'. The one who said about your mom smashing your forehead or something into the keyboard that was funny af xD
+Maus Tanker +Maus Tanker IM FAMOUS!!!! And thanks. 😂 That comment is very unoriginal so I decided to add something to it. I usually don't post comments like that but I just thought about it and posted it. I didn't think anyone made that joke before.
Tanya Sapien oooooooooooő shit
the boss
Jack: There’s no trace that I was ever here...
Also jack: *steals tv*
*Whoosh*
"WHERE DID I EVEN PUT THAT TV?!" -- 2016 Jack
he must have the pockets of Link from Legend of Zelda to fit that TV in his pants
and everything that was gold ever existed
But if it’s not there now, was it ever really there?
big funny such cool
**runs into bank with gun**
“THIS IS A STICK UP!!”
**immediately gets shot** 😂😂
it's called intent karma bruh
@@kiddogamin4633 *instant
@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 oh okay wrong spelling
boomer
Steve Gregory oh you are one of those unnecessary people
@@720cz8 yes he is
The fact that when I yelled he stopped made my day.
SAME THING FOR ME I FELT LIKE WE WERE TALKING! I was happy :D.
ME TOO! I FEEL LIKE I CAN CRUSH A MOUNTAIN!
HOLY SHIT THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME AAAAAAAAH
FRIKIN SAMMMEEEE LIKE HOLY COW
Same here
5:32 Jack: "nobody will ever know i was here"
2 seconds later the realisation kicks in
Jack:'OH CRAP SOMEONE'S HOME!'
“I need something for self defense!”
Jack, you robbed them
No shit
@@roananolson5295 *Sherlock*
Here no shit Sherlock
Roanan Olson
There is this thing on earth don’t get too excited but it was a JOKE DUMBASS
Voiduss no shit Sherlock
Jack: how did he know I close the door
The owner of the house: where is my TV and why is my door unlocked
Is it me or does anyone else get a horror game feel when he was hiding from the house owner?
very much so
+Tem HELLO TEM
two cancer fanbases duke it out
And me
I did
jack : *leave no trace i was here*
also jack : **steals a whole flat screen tv**
nikka stolen comment
@@voiduss7563 stfu
Voiduss stfu
@Nikka
Jokes are meant to be shared, also, they have different wording. If anything, Every comment with a word the Seán has said could be considered “Stolen”
Jack: *sets of tiny alarm*
Guy: *”So you have chosen death”*
Welcome to America
Jack: "quick, hide in the tub and think about life choices!"
Me: "what? Okay." 😂
Hm that's a good idea
Very gud idea
Jacksepticeye: "I don't think I have enough money."
Me: "YOU HAVE 1 MILLLION DOLLLARS!!!"
THATS STILL NOT ENOUGH! ALBERTHA IS A EXPENSIVE WOMAN
I LOVE jack
You are the best
me2
300th like
OMFG I DIED WHEN I YELLED DOGS AND HE STOPPED AND SAID "dogs? Okay." WTF JACK OMFG MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST RN
yeah ik ur lying
MY FANBOY HEART COULDNT TAKE IT
LETS GET THESE TEEN HEARTS BEATING FASTER, FASTER
sry my heart couldn't resist
+Proplays nope, same happened for me xD
RepeatThis u sure?
Jack: "No one will ever know I was hear."
*Owner, unlocks the door*
J
This was my favourite series of Jack's. I remember being so excited for the next Sneak Thief video as the series was going on nearly 5 videos. Re-watching them all for nostalgia.
doing that in 2023 lol
Im going to be completely honest in this. I used to watch jack when he had around 2 mil subs and i watched him for the longest time until i started to watch other people (dont watch him anymore.) Well i came back today to see how hes doing and i would like to say something. It honestly seems like to me that jack is the nicest and most sincere person on this entire website. Even though i dont watch him if i could see one youtuber in public it would probs be him. Hes a huge inspiration in the fact that he came this far in his career and still continued to be the nicest, coolest, and most sincere guy i have ever seen. Amazing work and lots of respect to him for that. I remember when i would come home sometimes after maybe having a bad day at school looking forward to his videos. When i watched his videos i felt like i was in the room with him, talking to him. Thanks jack. Eternal respect and love to you even though your probably wont see this.
Jack or Mark definitely
Beautifully written
Respect!
im too lazy to read but is this comment about jack doing good in the game?
Craig Arvie Lupac No lol
Im waiting for the day this is animated
same
I'm on it but it will take a long while because of school.
I've animated 20 seconds so far XD but I'm planning to do a full one :) before school starts
YASS
Yes
“This is a stickup”
Cop: ima do what’s called a pro gamer move
Saw the comment right after I watched that part, it made it even better lmao
Jack: Man, this is a very nice house
Also Jack: he doesn’t even have $50,000 worth of items
Oh my god, I already can't wait for an animated video of Jack playing this game XD
hi. go to
its going to be amazing
No I like you more then pews
Holy fuck yes...PIXLPIT GET TO IT!!!
it would be awesome for Jack to make an animations for this!
"I'm taking this for safe keeping...Idiots" 😂
When Jack was tempted by the shotgun I felt that on a sprititual level
“You Have To Open it was with a door thingy”
- Jacksepticeye 2016
who likes jacks videos before even watching it coz you know it is going to be awsome and you are going to have the best time coz you are on jacksepticeyes channel and he is the best youtuber ever and you always scream his intro and outro with him and you accually feel like a part of the video and wish to be in it and dream about it and then waking up and feeling really sad coz it was only a dream and realize that you are obsessed and have a problem?
I DOOO!!
omg sooooo true!!!! and yes i do. :3
+Lexi Miller haha I thought I was the only one
Ikr 😂
I do
nea den gröna no way i dunno who doesnt do it
am i the only one who gets extremely anxious with this and the very organised thief games? i still watch tho because of jack but I FEEL SO ANXIOUS
You're not alone.
Melissa Lozano dang home onwer nearly gave me a heart attack.
Seven years ago when the sneak thief series started I was 9 years old and when I come home from school I would get a sandwich and apple juice and chips and just watch these videos non stop on my moms computer. Now I pretty much do the same with my own laptop
This series is one of my favorites, as short and obscure as it is.
13:07 son of a dickfart XD !!
Dawn Player its too funny 🤣🤣😂
Clifster ii
Clifster
Clifster lol
Clifster i
"White Words".... "That's racist." xD Im fucking dying lol
Same 😂😂😂
same
same XD
yeah Xd m8
Jack is white
Jack: “THIS IS A STICK UP!”
Cop: Pulls shotgun “OH HELL NAW”
Jack: kills someone *instantly laughs*
Me: laughs along but still kinda concerned
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He Neverlands
I like this joke because it never gets old!
I have to admit , this was a pretty good joke.
I agree. The joke had a very nice hook.
XD
I know I could never think of that joke.
+WolfyTheAlpha ya
4:57 "leave no trace that I was here" *steals huge TV*
Story Time exactly I was wtf
Story Time haha
K2214enzo Martin
Jack.: no one will know that I am here
Door open
Story Time XD
10:05 "THIS IS A STICKUP" *gets killed immediately *
Jack: shout out what ever one sounds right
Me: *shouts in the middle of the night
"Birds are chirping!"
Birds are singing, flowers are blooming.... OH, wrong game. Sorry.
*leaves
UNDERTALE
lol nice
lol nice
you fucked it up
I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT TOO!!
all that gold and they only have party pizzas in the fridge lol
Ikr
ikr they could just order some pizza... stupid people xD 😂😂
Jack:You like my whip?
Cop:Yeah dude
Jack:Ok imma seat right here and wait for the bus
Cop:You just said you have a car/whip
Cought red handed
*closes every door* "nobody will ever know i was here"
Yes, nobody will notice all the missing TVs, bank documents, tablets, paintings and golden statues
"Get in the bath and think about life descisions!" -Jacksepticeye, 2016
I ACTUALLY do that by the way, except I prefer showers.
Anybody else?
i would have done what you did 😂😂😂😂😂
Oo wow i actually saw that comment when that part started xD
me
Nearly everybody does. :T
what alse
This is actually incredibly stressful. I'm feeling more scared for when Jack gets caught in this than in a horror game! What is this?!
Jack: “This is a stickup!”
*DEAD*😂
7 years after and this is still gold
"Okay okay ssshhhhh GOOD GOD THIS IS A NICE HOUSE!"jacksepticeye 2016
I'm not wrong and you know that
+Starlight the Goddess of Beaty I hate admit things, but.........yes
Jack: when does the 5 come?
Me: it comes at 5.
probably referring to the bus NUMBER, not when it stops. -__-
yeah he meant the number five bus
i loved the bit when jack set off the first house alarm and they guy arrived home and just shot him on the spot xD
ikr how did he know it wasnt just a concerned neighbor coming to check because he heard the alarm go off
Welcome to the states where the police has been defunded
Jack: WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW YOU COULD KILL PEOPLE!
His neighbors: Call 199
911
Haileys life I think that was on purpose. You smart ass.
No the emergency number in Britain and Ireland is 199
@@MikeyMc4812 ok my mistake
@@stephenbennett8831 did this man just say in Britain and Ireland?
hey Jack did you know a guy in Colorado got arrested for robbery but was confused because he thought you couldn't be arrested for robbery during the day
Musta been high off his mind
+Wyrvios probably good observation
wtf 😂
+Cliff Senac Crazy right
two words BAT MAN
"Son of a dick fart!" ~Jacksepticeye 2016
LOL IM DYING!!! XD XD XD XD XD
You took that from me
No its a "Boner Fart"
Jason chris lol XD
Lmfao
Sean teasing him about his beard, doesn't even realize he has the same beard...
@@xxlemonkiaxx610 You're going to complain about punctuation, and not put a period at the end of your sentence? If you're going to be a grammar nazi, be better at grammar.
@@xxlemonkiaxx610 since everything has to be perfect around you it's actually seān
First I don’t even remeber posting this, second, I was actually locked out of my account at the time so I didn’t even write that, third, I don’t give a fuck about your opinion cause u will never meet you. Your just some ignorant pest trying to bully people, and don’t use the word nazi so carelessly. The Holocaust was a bad thing. Oh and, I spent some time of my day doing this, yet I will litterally forget you exist in 2 seconds, so i don’t know why I went to the time of writhing this
Jack: You can't open it with you-r-r Hands. You have to open it up with a-a Door ting..
Me: ... Your not wrong.
Wow he got shot just for standing on that guys lawn. The game must take place in America.
Best comment ever! LOL Btw I am American so I'm joking, but don't bother trying to get freedom in America if your black...
MegaNightmare4 Tresspassing. 😊
MegaNightmare4 ikr
Screw you im Irish 🍀
Mario89778 Offensive!!! to Jack!! I live in america and YOUR SAYING AMERICAS DUMB AND THAT MAKES DUMB TOO!!
Jack "This Is A Stickup"
Gets Shot Instantly....
Ordinary lkk
Ordinaryu753
Ordinary ike
ary 7wu
Sksk2spp the best of the most part of my favorite part of a sudden death of passengers and I will have the right to your 2nd. the first 8 the best way
So much nostalgia from this video, man I miss these days.
Omg same brooo... 🥺😔😭
its so nostalgic to watch this after years of last watching this
Ikr I just randomly remembered this
"you have a lot of gold shit on your housh"
Yep
Because my name is Donald trump
FDL X good God don't go there
FDL X Roger from "American Dad".
FDL X
Jack be like, “It’s a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, cops like you... S H O U L D B E B U R N I N G
I N H E L L . . .
U like undertale
blooperss next time make a pun or said it's a beautiful day outside. birds are singing, flowers are blooming. on day like these thief like u S H O U L D B E B U R N I N G I N u know where.
blooperss stop using sans jokes so u can go ahead and try to get likes, stupid moran
Wow a joke for a dead game.
{Input Megalovania here}
Jack before: eh cool game...
Jack when he realizes when you can kill people: OMG THIS IS THE BEST GAME!
It is fun I’m a psycho path hahaahahahahahha😂😂😂😂😂
6 years later and this is still amazing
"Son of a dick fart" - Jacksepticeye ------ 2016
Yes youre right just copy a topcomment and hope for likes
Dude, I legit yelled at my screen right as he said dogs. I was really surprised, I only said that because I like dogs. Illuminati confirmed
I laughed and snot came out 💀
I said dogs and as soon as I said it he said "Dogs?" "Okay" that was the creepiest thing EVER!!!!
right?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Same
Me too
Same!
Same XD
16:15 stuck , jack you got $1,182,970, you should be able to go
Jack: I was stuck in a wall
Me: oh my bad , i thought you ran out of money to steal
4:56 no trace that I was ever here
*takes every single thing in the house*
I dunno about you guys but I want to see more Slime Rancher since it's been updated a bunch!
Same
omg I do I am addicted to it. lets see it more
yea we need some of that good stuff... since he uploads boring games now in my opinion
yes i loved that game
please Jack
it was so funny when he told us to scream out the password he should type in and I said "DOGS!" And he was like "Dogs? okay" I was so shocked and I was laughing..😊😂🐶
but then he said I was Fucking wrong..😂😳
I did the same and I got really shocked when he actually stopped when I said to. XD
I know I was actually surprised because I never do stuff like that XD
SAME!!!
I didn't say anything at dogs XD I was like "wait no go on ,Jack! Dogs can't be right"
Jack: its a great day out today, birds are chirping
*traumatic flashback*
Flowers are blooming
*(Someone Finish it!)*
@@xxlemonkiaxx610 on days like this, kids like you
Jack: this is a stick up
gets shot in the head
hey Sean I met you again today in town while in starbucks and I told you I watched your full video of your happy wheels vid and you we're just like "I hope you didn't go deaf " 😂😂😂😂 I love you so much 😂😂😂😂
goals 💚
Ahahaha yeh
omg you are so lucky !!!!!
***** yeh
Holy shit you are the luckiest person ever! Look at your profile picture too, nice.
I WAS DYING BECAUSE JACK SCREAMED "THIS IS A STICKUP!!" HE LOOKS TO HE'S LEFT, BAM!!! SHOT IN THE CHEST AT 10:00 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😋
Madea: "I ain't scared, call the po po ho."
Jack: "Oh no, it's the po po."
Who else watches this in saturday at dark eating chips
DR RICHTOFEN WHAT U DOING HERE THOUGHT U WERE IN PURGEATORY
@@lunarthicclipse8219 well that's just myths I'm alive
Is it weird that I am legitimately eating chips on a Saturday night
How did you know!?!??not kidding....
100%me
I sneezed as soon as he did the high five. I feel accomplished 😂
lol
lol
lol
(keeping with the theme of the comments.)
lol
Jack: It's a beautiful day outside, birds are chirping,
Me: Flowers are blooming.
Windsor Dog a
NO UNDERTALE SHOO GO GO SHOP
Windsor Dog /megalovania starts/
Worlds dumbest and most overused meme
no,go home,you're drunk.
Go to 10:44 jack flips the coffee cup Savage level over 9000😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Thanks whoever liked this
@@jacobtharp5080 dude, you ruined it when you thanked someone for a like, that is just pathetic, thanking someone for likes, to me, is the exact same thing as BEGGING for likes, and it is pure pathetic
Jeez its just apreciation
'I don't think I have enough of what I need'.
You have over twice the amount of what you need
If I had one person to rob a bank with I would pick jack
Danielle Ladouceur You would get arrested. Jack is waaaayyy too loud to be a thief. XD
Danielle Ladouceur BUT, don't get me wrong, so would I! LOL
Random Account he'd be the alarm
Random Account But he's fucking loud
Hi
I can listen to Jack talk all day. That's not even a joke, I mean, I love hearing people with accents talk. It's just entertaining for me for some reason. I can't be the only one who's like this. The rest of my family can't stand people with accents, but I absolutely love them.
Maybe me too... 😉
I love hearing american accents for whatever reason
I do as well! In fact, I love languages, and I could just listen to Japanese for hours, not understand a thing, and enjoy it.
I'm Irish I don't have that strong of an accent
Me too, makes me wish I was raised somewhere else to have such a cool accent
omg the captions tho 😂😂
(vibrating noises ;))
(jackaboy gets very nervous)
doc, check my pulse i think im dying 😂😂
“Wish I could turn back time. To the good old days.”
"Why would he think anyone is here? I closed the door." Of course he wouldn't notice the missing TV
And the missing EVERYTHING
And the random fucking car parked in front of his house...
And all the entrances unlocked. Yea. Not noticeable at all, Jack.
JACK IN THE BANK LEVEL REMEMBER WHERE THE SHOTGUN IS? Move the boxes and you will find EXPLOSIVES AND BLOW THE VAULT OPEN
Pls like so he can see
No offense but you kinda look like a chubby blob with makeup.....and somehow it's cute
+A Weaboo Peni lol
+A Weaboo Peni wtf lol
+Krown Mercury XD
"What do I look like, a guy with no money?"
Proceeds to steal everything valuable from the house.
I like how Jack said “Hermiones bag”instead of “I shoved the TV up my ass.”
This has to be animated
Hell yeah
What's up with the letter pictures?
yea!!!
I would love to see one of Jack's videos animated where Jack is Junkrat from Overwatch. His Dead Rising 3 series especially.
Definitely - this will be awesome :D
I screamed LIES at the password screen now my family thinks I'm insane
Does anyone know if this games costs or is it just free
Just looked it up; it's 9.99$ on Steam
+Red Virus check the description it has a link for it
But you are insane so it's not that wierd
It costs ten dollars. Read the description next time.
Anyone else here for the memories?
Yessir!!!
Meeee!!!!
14:44 sorry Jack I thought it was that one LMAO 😂
One like = One prayer for Jack and his hospital bill
KingKarma 235 me
KingKarma 235 yx
Not trying to be a smartass but in the UK you don't get hospital bills it's for free
@@marlenebowen1800 u right they don,t its actually free :D
Thx Micheal :D
I love how he said this a stick up >:) but then dead :O
Ha that part is hilarious
jack:'laughing at killing people'
my brain:HE IS A SCYCOPATH!!!!!!!!!!
5 years and this is still amazing
Who else thinks that Jack would be bad at robbing a house? He would be cursing in the room next to you. The joys of being Irish! I understand your pain.. 😂😂
He'd be waaaay too loud XD "WELL HOW ABOUT I JUST STICK THIS FOOKIN TV UP ME ASS AND THEN I'LL BE ABLE TO CARRY IT?!"
+m;styshadow I'm saying! That's what I would be doing. The Irish just gets to you and then BOOM! You're screwed laying on the ground with holes in you. 😂😂
Nora Barrow
XD The curse of the Irish
+m;styshadow It hits us like a bomb dude. Sometimes I can't control my cursing, and my friends laugh so much when I curse, because I come up with the most weird words every. 😂😂
Nora Barrow
XDD #supporttheswearingIrish
Honestly, that "take X money before you leave" mechanic is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. "Oh, I have the entire navy on my tail and a guaranteed getaway. Better go back and collect another 20,000 dollars!"
But how else is there a challenge
Lol, there'd be no meaning to the game without a task or whatever
JACK is not
curse you
9:58
Jack: Um, excuse me...
(Alarm goes off)
10:00
Jack: This is a stick up!!!
(Jack gets shot)
jack vids will never get old, will they.
I didn't know lil potato man had siblings! I hope they get over the death of their brother soon... R.I.P lil potato man
lol
I'm so glad I'm not the only one that got that Xd
|-/
He was always our favorite.
I Love you Jack
13:31 So potato man from Papers, please just said fuck it imma be a cop instead of a drug dealer.
Yep
thats what i thought
lol I thought the same!!!
"Little Potato Man, you were always my favorite!"
- Jackaboy, All The Way
lol
Jack: *Robbing a bank vault.*
Jack: Why wouldn't they leave watches lying around?
"This isn't enough to take Big Al'Bertha anywhere." Meanwhile he has well over what he needs
The pass word is BA_k jacks reaction is "That means it is.......band!!!" We love you jack!!!
Ayden A. Reed his name is sean