Prison Simulator
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- Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2021
- You're going to jail and there's nothing you can do about it
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Should I be good cop or bad cop?
Bad
Depends on the situation
Bad cop Jackyboi?
"Uranus is massive"
"Sean 2021"
Jack can you play the rest of the card game Inscryption already ?
Feels like decades now. Been waiting for you to play the next part.
Jack may be Irish, but his enthusiasm for shooting things is entirely American.
I hate how right you are.
Lol he finally gets to play out his Irish cop fantasy
*texan
@@abebuenodemesquita8111 Florida too though
@@brittanypanda9348 nah florida is crazy shit in general whereas texas is just GUNS GUNS GUNS
Jack's Southern accent is even better than most Southern people I actually know irl
The fact you know anyone irl is hard to believe
Them people arnt southern then lol
They aren't southern then. Lol
Nah go down south. We're a different breed lol
no cap😂
Jack had power for .0003 seconds and became exactly what is wrong with the American prison system lmao
Ikr got mad standford prison experiment vibes from him
Leave America then
They can't arrest you if you just leave
@@AxiEisa not to start an argument or anything but thats genuinely such stupid logic. Some people simply cannot leave america so immediately fails your argument. Secondly, leaving wouldn't fix the problem. It would still exist.
Sean: "What happened to you!"
*You beat him to death, Sean*
Jack, for an irishman, that was a REALLY good southern accent. Not everybody in the south will talk like that, but a lot of people come close and the more into the countryside you get the more you start to hear that. Freakin' spot on, man. I can do a kind-of Irish accent, but I have no idea what region of Ireland it would be from. My Edinburgh Scottish accent is pretty good, though.
ehh 4/10
He’s literally Arthur Morgan in the beginning it’s so good
It's pretty good coming from a person with a strong contry accent.
I love it
Agreed
fun fact: the southern accent is actually jack’s natural one and he’s been lying to us about being irish this entire time!
@Lite Cosmo bro.🤨
fun fact: jack is cringe and has no father i am better
he's fooled us yet again, that rapscallion!
@@iexposedthisgayyoutuberinm2452 if you were better, you wouldn’t joke about his dad who did nothing to you
@Lite Cosmo funny how your dad obviously left you
“This is Richard Hall! If you call him Dick, you will be punished!”
Jack you're the greatest🤣
Sorry...I don't know Dick Hall. (dick all) LOL
Hehe...Dick.
But jack did- you know what? Doesn't matter
But yet Jack called him dick
If I call you by HP lovecrafts cats REAL NAME
I will become
Race ist
I love how Jack went through all that effort of doing the intro as a prisoner then when he gets into the game he was like *ohhh I'm a guarddd.* I found that amazing 😂🤣
jack getting sad when realizing he’s a cop instead of a prisoner is everything 😭
Why?
@@lunex7857 then why does he have millions of subscribers and you don't?
@@lunex7857 and why are you spamming that you are soo much better? Superiority complex maybe? Or are you just another bot I think that’s very likely
Especially considering the intro
@@AltF-io3dy its a bot dw
Jack honestly is a great voice actor. I would love seeing him in huge projects, as long as he isn't Mario
He was in asdf movie
Agreed
Hmmmmmm
He'd be Luigi
He’d make a fantastic bowser
i love that as he was checking the documents i was like "this makes me think about papers please, good game" and then he immediately goes "WELCOME TO ARSTOTSKA"
Same! It's so nostalgic!
"I just do the work, I don't think about the work" is a perfect condemnation of the prison system
Was hoping Jack would play this. Haven’t even watched a single second of the video and my day’s already better.
was hoping jack will quit because I am better
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Edit: I wasn't talking about klingewolf. There was an another comment above this one, ig he/she deleted it.
Caution: two low lives will be reported in this chat
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Fun fact, I'm not a bot. My friends dared me to hit 1k
@@caise7899 Fun fact, you've been reported.
"mom can we have Standford Prison Experiment?"
"honey, we have Standford Prison Experiment at home."
Standford Prison Experiment at home:
PLZ I WAS JUST THINKING THAT BUT COULDNT REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS CALLED AHAH
Lol
LMAO YES
Y E S LMFAO
Yes!!! I thought of that too😂
I like how jack just instinctively talks in an american accent when he talks to the prisoners
as an actual corrections officer I found this to be absolutely hilarious. if only the prisoners actually talked in mumbled nonsense lol
"Hey John, how's your new outfit fitting you?"
"Hauhhummuahuh"
Instead all we get is “hey CO I need toilet paper”
@@LtRiflezpoor you sounds really tough 😢😢
Jack: “I just do the work, I don’t think about the work.”
Everyone: truer words have never been spoken…
(During orientation): "All right, you're going to be inspecting components of pacemakers and insulin pumps under a microscope in a clean room. Forty yards behind you there are storage tanks for Hydrofluoric Acid, industrial grade organic Peroxides, Phosphine, Fluorine, Chlorine, Diborane, Ammonia and a number of other nasty things that can kill you in seconds if you're directly exposed in this enclosed lab. Don't mind the alarms that go off about every month. Now get to work, microscope monkey!"
Me: "Hehe! I'm in danger!"
hey, Callie, ignore the user with the inappropriate name with the blue S pfp, just plz report them for spam bc their hate speech needs to go
@@tristenbailey8442 what do you mean it gets old after a few months? It was always a horrible thing, they’re literally making fun of Seán’s dad dying
@@Pengtropica ok, look, i worded it wrong, alright? I know it's awful to do, and technically, since it's awful to do and handfuls have been doing it even still, it has gotten old hearing their trolling; even when you think it stopped, a video or two later, they're back
@@Pengtropica there, I edited it to say more of a truth
Jack barely a minute in: “wassup, P I G” lmaooo
I laughed soooo hard
@@Konxovar0 Just ignore them and report them, they just want a reaction.
@@SeverelyDelightfulNightmare he’s not mad. Why would u report that
@@chrisarlo6161 because it’s hate and spam. it’s disgusting, why wouldn’t you report it?
@@fatimar1119 never mind I see what u mean I’m sorru
7:14 - BTW that's a reference to Stephen King's The Green Mile, the famous prison book (and later movie) 😀
“I DONT CARE IF YOUR TAKIN A TURD ON A TUESDAY.”
What I love about the accent discussion is that it appears no one knows the US southern accent evolved from Scot-Irish and English accents. It makes sense that someone from Ireland would be able to pull off a reasonably good US Southern accent.
@Insomnia_Gaming Might be, lol. Lots of people in the southern US have Irish roots. New York was not the only place Irish immigrants settled.
Yeahh
@@lunex7857 No, no it is not.
That explains why I can pull of a very good southern accent.
I'm from Montreal Canada but born of Irish/Scottish descent.
@@mtlnascarfan do you have a scottish/irish accent?
“Be good or Imma have to slap you with the entire justice system”
Best jacksepticeye quote😂😂😂
@@lunex7857 Guess what, he had a lot of subs and just you have one crumb as a person to sub your sub count, reported!
Remember, kids, every time that Christmas is mentioned in November, Santa has to kill an elf
Desk is on fire and pleading for help
Jack: let me tell you about when I decided to in trouble with the law...
Jack: the world is a safer place with me in it
Me: flashbacks of Jack blowing up houses
*war flashbacks*
"I've been sent to jail for being too damn good-lookin'"
Sounds legit
@sexx disgusting behavior from a sad little person. I hope you have the day you deserve.
@@jessiejackson2259 its a bot, i just report them.
@@brittred5588 ooh what an awful bot. That's so horrible.
@@jessiejackson2259 i know right its freging terrible. I report them when i see it. But they comment on almost everyone's comments.
@sexx well you are about to lose your account either way for bullying and harrassement.
The way they start fires out of nothing and the way they just stand there doing nothing while almost getting caught on fire is so much like the ai in the sims.
6:45
Jack: Nice picture.
Me: There's a hole on the other side of that.
jack saying that he doesn't know how he feels about the power going to his head so quickly reminded me of the stanford prison experiment
Oop, I wonder what the experiment would been like if he'd been there. Someone outta make a game based off of it 🤔😲
@@lunex7857 🤡
You mentioning the stanford prison experiment reminded me of abu ghraib prison 😕
Oh god...there's a whole show on NETFLIX... and we watched it in my psychology class back in high school 😭
I love how Jack got confused at the end with the presidential pardon and denied the request for prostitutes for the prisoners because the president didn't say it was okay
Yeahhh
Yupp
@@Copper.Mage... kissass
@@Copper.Mage... You have value and are worth it.
i met a guy that used to be a prison guard for 15 years, a really good dude. the things he saw in there nearly broke him. he told me that this game was making him feel like he was back working in that prison.
Jack's videos bring comfort to me right now, had a broken relationship and here I am watching Jack's videos to ease up the pain love you jack! Been a follower since 2014
That "Glory to arstotzka, greatest country mother proud" brought back some lovely memories😭😭😭
And the next nostalgia week he'll do hopefully in the end of this year will bring back even more memories
I love that even when Jack tries to do a "southern" accent he still sounds vaguely Irish lol. Also that when he tries to go southern he apparently wants to do ALL the American accents because he sounds like he's smearing his voice all over the midwest/southern divide. And who else is completely unsurprised that when given power Jack immediately starts abusing it? 🤣
Just wait until he learns a true Texan accent! All hell will break loose😂😂😂
Considering that his natural accent is as far from a Southern accent as possible, it's actually pretty good, lol.
Although, I have to say, as someone from the Deep South (from Georgia), most people don't even have a stereotypical Southern accent around here anymore. It really IS predominantly the default Midwestern accent, but just with a slight twang to it. You have to go more towards Alabama or the Carolinas for a real Southern accent to become more common, because Georgia has pretty much just decided to cut itself out of the South at this point, lol. All the surrounding states are still the authentic South, but Georgia wants to be the North really bad. At least, Atlanta and the surrounding regions do.
@@Soleilune1995 lol I'm from Appalachia myself and these mountains are FULL of really thick southern accents.
I've not been to Georgia in years but I know how proud the state is of being a business center so I can definitely see them trying to push their southern roots under the rug to look cool for the northerners lol. Sounds sad to me, though. I've never really been ashamed of my accent, regardless of how thick it is. In parts of Florida I've been to I noticed they no longer seem to have a southern accent, either. All the elderly northerners moving down there, I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jack: please don’t come near me I’m scared
Prisoner: you have a handgun a stick pepper spray handcuffs rifle
“Why are you all pooping?!”
…he really does know us all so well doesn’t he! What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man.
I nearly died when jack called the guard a pig only to realize he too was a guard
I'm so stoked that you're doing more playthroughs again, they're so fun to watch dude!
I was stoked when Jack took a break, he needs permanent break because he is cringe and I am better
I agree he is the funniest 😆 i think he makes even the most boring games into fun ones.
That sentence was so…American
“do I play the straight man or watch the world burn?” I can say from experience that this man has described the gay experience
5:34 Batman: NOW TALK!!
“You’ve finally been caught”
Given all the bad things I’ve done to people in 100s of different games. I’m probably considered a War criminal and probably on everyones most wanted list.
@@lunex7857 bot
This was a Certified "Locked up by Sean" Classic
Sean is bad i am better
@Lite Cosmo Jacksepticeyes dad is an angel. 👼
1:35, well so much for that opening introduction about being a prisoner.
4:51 AHH NOT THE SPIT
What makes me laugh the most is Jack isn’t an actor like Tom Holland or Robert Pattinson and yet like those two who aren’t from America he can put on a more convincing western southern draw accent than many American actors. Kinda funny to me.
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The fact that you call Robert Pattinson an actor is what's funny. Also I'm from Texas so I kinda know a thing or 2 about southern drawls. He does an okay job. Can tell he's not a true southerner tho.
@@StephenMooreOfficial Kinda curious what you’ve seen Pattinson in.
@@StopCallingMeShirley1180 twilight. Harry Potter. He's a garbage actor imo.
@@StephenMooreOfficial You're judging him in his self-proclaimed worse roles. Watch some more of his smaller movies, He's an amazing actor
Jack: I’ve been to prison many times in my life
Also jack: OH IM A POLICE OFFICER!!!
Hear me out: Jack as the prison warden, Danny and Arin as convicts.
That Stephanie Queen book "The Blue Mile" at 7:09 is an Easter egg for Stephen King having written "The Green Mile" which was set in a prison, too. Love little details like that.
That one prisoner who was already sat on the toilet but purposefully stood up to urinate scares me.
What do you think he's in for? *I bet it's something really bad like tax fraud or boating without a license.*
Or jaywalking...
I like how Sean plays a game about prison and instantly does a southern accent
13:20
No you just have asthma in game too
"GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!" (15:18)
The moment I saw stamp, I just knew he was gonna say this.
Lol why is the papers please sound there
Man Jack really took the “THROW THE BOOK AT EM” line to a new level
@@lunex7857 Ya missed a couple of comments bot lol
jacksepticeye are you gonna play the new god of war game god of war ragnarok that might be coming out in the next 2 months (2022) can you please ? i wanna see it
A new level.
At 12:54 jack says what are you gonna do with that wire and I responded out loud, "probably garrote someone" which I'm sure says something about the action movies I've seen
5:18 when nostalgia hits miss that game
sean at 3:49 : "hans is still stuck in the my chemical romance era"
me whos been stuck in that era since like 2009: 🧍
Same but I only found them in like 2017-18 so-
It really feels like you've gotten back into the swing of things again. I hope that means you're doing well mentally and physically again, which is wonderful. Thanks for providing us with comedic content again Sean, we love ya bud! NOW GIT OUTTA THAT CELL
@@lunex7857 shut up lol, u have 1 sub
jack - "put a shirt on, you're distracting me"
me- "oh, okay... What about evelyn?"
Dude, Sean could be a voice actor for Red Dead Redemption.
He could!
Omg i die everytime Jack does the southern american accent, ITS SO GOOD.
It’s so good like-
If I ever make a TV show with a character that has a Southern Accent, I’ll give you a call.
10:28 this cracks me up
I think that Jack took the pickup line, "if good looks were a crime, then you'd be guilty as charged," a bit too seriously
It's scary how realistic Jack's Southern Accent is
4:08 THE WAY THE GUY TO THE LEFT JUST PASSES OUT LMFAOOOOO
Inmate pooping: im kinda busy
Jack: IDC IF UR TAKING A TURD ON A TUESDAY I WANT YOU IN ROLE CALL
"I've been sent to jail for being too damn good looking. Too damn handsome the police want me off the streets, I get it, can't have someone with a face like this going around. Distracts the world from what's supposed to happen..." you tell them Sean, I've been watching your channel for about 5 years now. And damn you look smexy, heck I've even started wear man buns!
YESSS
@@lunex7857 ...
I love how creative Seán is. the intros are so entertained and fresh.
@@lunex7857 how many subs and views do you have?
@@RUclipsSupportSucks they're a troll don't pay any attention to them, they don't even have any videos.
Nevermind they have one
@@RUclipsSupportSucks leave him/her/they bitter and alone ... His/her/they comment is irrelevant and not worth of attention
Jack, I love your content, both old and new video's! I am 25 now and have been watching your content, threw new channel's of my own, I started watching your content when I was 13 years old and just now becoming a freshmen in High School. I have always enjoyed your content ever since then! Your amazing and PMA has even changed me. Given me hope and just more joy in life thanks to you! X)
jack brings the law around these parts of youtube
Jack: "What's up, pig?!"
Me: * casually eating pork * 😳
Shock
I love how jack automatically went to a southern accent because he thought he was a prisoner 🤣🤣
@@lunex7857 the amount of time you’ve commented this is sad bro
3:27 - I almost choked on my food, not even joking...
Jack at 18:25 : "This is like playing that game I put furniture together!"
Me: " Video game IKEA..?"
6:05 "Remember, switching to your secondary is always faster than reloading."
@@lunex7857 who are you? THATS RIGHT NOBODY CARES STFU
13:06 "Do I play the straight man...Or do I make this place burn to the ground?" -Sean, 2021
wtf? u hackin or skipling ahead lol, not cool
jack singing the beginning to the black parades has made my day.
lol this just gives me flashbacks to the oil tycoon game, reminding me just how good Jack is at other voices.
Jack saying “what’s up? workin hard or hardly workin” as he passed that security guard was the closest thing to American I’ve seen in awhile
“It’s like the escapist!”
No it’s like prison🤗
thank you sm for this video. i’m from mayfield, ky and i’ve been watching your videos late at night when i’m not sure what to feel. everything around me is in chaos, i have no power, and we’ve been put on a curfew. we can barely make it out of our own street but your videos have helped keep my thoughts at bay. thank you.
21:13 "put a shirt on u are distracting me" 😂
21:31 "They're not even gonna know what hit them... until I HIT THEM" Favorite quote of the video
Am I the only one who expected Jack to say "it's high noon" during the intro for this vid? 😋
Doubt it.
More of these PLEASE
5:40 "I dont know how I feel about this power going to my head so quickly"
LOL
As a southerner I give Sean’s southern accent a 11/10 👍🏻
5:50
"I don't know what to feel about all this power going into my head so quickly"
Don't worry, every newbie prison guard feels doubt at least once, it will go after awhile
Yeahh
@@Copper.Mage... are you replying to every comment you see?
5:41 - Way to go, beating up KD Lang! 😲
Petition for Jack to voiceover a character in the next Red Dead game with his accent.
Jack: My mom used to time me running up and down the stairs. We didn't even have stairs!
Me: *processing* wait-
I don't understand help
Hold up- *WAIT A MINUTE*
Yo wait I don’t get it😭😭
What does this meannnn
imma need this explaining bro
What if it wasn’t even a game. This was jacks way of telling us he’s in prison now. 😂
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@@caise7899 no one cares
@@caise7899 none
@Lite Cosmo just shut up Cus it isn’t funny
Man I REALLY Love Introduction of Sean on This game just like a cowboy talking in campfire a
id love to see more of this
Jack: "put a shirt on your distracting me"
Me: NOW WAIT A MINUTE
Hold up
jack just became a school dress code for a second fkshdkdj
74 thousand views and its not even up an hour yet can't believe how this channel has progressed over the past 9 year I've been watching since before 1000 thousand subs. Absolutely amazing well done Jack 👏 so proud to be a fan right now.
i like how every youtubers intro in this game talks about how they are gonna be the worst prisoners but they are actually the guards
9:52
*Jim Gordon*
15:18 i did not think i’d ever hear this magnificence of a statement again