I'm Sneaking Into YOUR House Right Now!

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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
  • I'm sneaking into your house right now! Go check, bet you can't find me! Cos I'm the best thief this world has ever seen. I'm silent like the wind baby, concealed like the night! You think I'm over there but really I'm over here! In thief simulator vr I can be whatever I want to be.
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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @christianbrighten6092
    @christianbrighten6092 4 года назад +3344

    Jack: *steals from houses in VR*
    An actual thief: *steals from Jack's house while he plays VR*

  • @hmwi.17
    @hmwi.17 4 года назад +290

    2016: *SCREW YOU BILLY!!*
    2019: *SCREW YOU VINNY!!*

    • @petparty1466
      @petparty1466 4 года назад +3

      Character development

    • @hmwi.17
      @hmwi.17 4 года назад

      Holy shet 152 likes thanks bros

    • @hmwi.17
      @hmwi.17 4 года назад

      @@petparty1466 lmao 😂😂

    • @ellisabell7944
      @ellisabell7944 4 года назад

      Makes me die of laughter every time

    • @matthewihrig1014
      @matthewihrig1014 4 года назад

      It’s not the same! DX

  • @pauldanoist
    @pauldanoist 4 года назад +159

    Jack: nice and s t e a l t h y .
    Also Jack: *destroys house*

  • @linden9110
    @linden9110 4 года назад +270

    1:32 I died laughing when he broke the window then just opened it

  • @BassShake
    @BassShake 4 года назад +524

    People normally: hide your kids and family
    Jack: Hide your toes

    • @shadowyyCFH
      @shadowyyCFH 4 года назад +8

      Piero Tallito X shut up Text support scammer

    • @DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS
      @DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS 4 года назад +3

      People call me Superman.
      but i have still no idea what they mean, maybe MY secound NAME IS JESUS CHRIST AND I HAVE AUTISM AND I COME IN PEACE! Stop the hate at MY CHNNL ! 🚫

    • @FabulousKilljoy
      @FabulousKilljoy 4 года назад +5

      Piero Tallito X wow. Cocky much, bot?

    • @pokemontrainerjack32
      @pokemontrainerjack32 4 года назад +3

      Piero Tallito X: Legit doing the same thing on multiple channels, I see you everywhere. Shut the fuck up for me, k?

    • @ragequitrome
      @ragequitrome 4 года назад

      M0NST3R Bass also daequan lmao

  • @g4merbf677
    @g4merbf677 4 года назад +545

    "the way to being a good thief is to be as stealthy as possible"
    *smashes window*
    -mission failed we'll get em next time-

    • @joelbrich2538
      @joelbrich2538 4 года назад +2

      xoLoli Popox I laughed so hard XD

    • @RobertMorgan
      @RobertMorgan 4 года назад +6

      9:56
      Ting, ting, tink, BRRSMASHBANGSPLOSION!

    • @boo4blue483
      @boo4blue483 4 года назад +4

      Haven't you heard it's called Loud stealth

    • @kja5851
      @kja5851 4 года назад +1

      idiot with cosplay YeA. XD

    • @KeelanMcg
      @KeelanMcg 4 года назад +3

      Naw man that’s the Irish way of being stealthy

  • @formang4582
    @formang4582 4 года назад +698

    Sean: *"Top o' the morning to you laddies my name is Jacksepticeye!"*
    Everyone: *cries in nostalogia*

    • @420FAMILY4EVER
      @420FAMILY4EVER 4 года назад +4

      DamageIncM I’ve been watching since day 1 and now it’s just ringing

    • @outdoorscholar6016
      @outdoorscholar6016 4 года назад +1

      I completely glossed over it because of the TOP OF MORNING. So I went back to the start of the video the moment I read this comment.

    • @AnonAnon0325
      @AnonAnon0325 4 года назад +7

      After years of watching, his intros all just sound like white noise. It's incredible.

    • @satanphaze2026
      @satanphaze2026 4 года назад

      Dahie de nogla

    • @satanphaze2026
      @satanphaze2026 4 года назад

      @@420FAMILY4EVER every place I go your there including my phaze CE channel

  • @MysterioLad_Real
    @MysterioLad_Real 3 года назад +113

    Jack: the key to being a thief is nice and stealthy.
    Also Jack: SMASHHHHH!!!
    Also Also Jack: LIKE A MOUSE!

  • @moth5949
    @moth5949 4 года назад +524

    "Jacks comin for them toes!"
    *slowly pulls foot under the covers*

  • @hadihamzah1700
    @hadihamzah1700 4 года назад +335

    Jack: "IM A MASTER THEIF"
    Also Jack: *tries to use key on the inside of a door*

    • @catgirlm4
      @catgirlm4 4 года назад +9

      i before e
      *except after c*

    • @computethis1533
      @computethis1533 4 года назад +2

      he's used to picklocking them
      also... you can keylock the door from inside the house? how are you supposed to relock it
      (YES i am fully aware some doors can be clicked with a button to lock but thats not very common)

    • @wyntxr
      @wyntxr 4 года назад

      @@catgirlm4 I fucking hate you rn my whole primary school life just came back to me.

    • @wozaow
      @wozaow 4 года назад +1

      C99kies
      cei

    • @BrainiLack
      @BrainiLack Год назад +1

      @@computethis1533 thats actually very common over where i live, i actually didnt know that some locks had to be locked with a key on the inside too

  • @lilkat6314
    @lilkat6314 4 года назад +402

    "Is this a way in?" *opens dumpster* "No that's a way back home."

  • @Gamalielslay
    @Gamalielslay 4 года назад +82

    "Where'd you learn to walk? Dumbschool!?"
    Wow, he literally cooked him at a medium temperature.

  • @naughtykid000
    @naughtykid000 4 года назад +223

    Jacks guide to driving a car: “gooooooooooooo!”

  • @Br0k3nBr34k
    @Br0k3nBr34k 4 года назад +224

    “The key to being a good thief is nice, and stealthy”
    **Proceeds to shatter glass making an immense amount of noise**

  • @Wataadog
    @Wataadog 4 года назад +407

    Jack really shows off the fact he doesn’t have a drivers license

    • @computethis1533
      @computethis1533 4 года назад +8

      the steering wheel is really hard to control in VR

    • @vibecheck1595
      @vibecheck1595 4 года назад +3

      @@danielgames1756 youre so cool u have reddit bro 👁🐽👁

    • @danielgames1756
      @danielgames1756 4 года назад

      @@vibecheck1595 thanks :D

    • @vibecheck1595
      @vibecheck1595 4 года назад

      @@danielgames1756 oh I didnt mean to be rude its just i don't see alot of people do that anynore it's a comploment

    • @Verystoic
      @Verystoic 4 года назад +4

      @@nathanhewitt4617 im laughing at the context of this comment chain.

  • @brownie5013
    @brownie5013 4 года назад +63

    Police irl: take thirty minutes to an hour when you call
    Police in games where you have to not get caught: take five seconds after you get caught

  • @nickyystant
    @nickyystant 4 года назад +426

    “It’s not just stealing things, it’s also breaking rules!”
    Yeah because robbery is perfectly legal

    • @craziness4668
      @craziness4668 4 года назад +2

      (*-*)I don’t get it

    • @nickyystant
      @nickyystant 4 года назад +4

      Craziness In my house he said that he’s *ALSO* breaking rules yet he’s already robbing houses which is illegal

    • @Mr12Relic
      @Mr12Relic 4 года назад +1

      Welcome to 2020

    • @taraschumock57yearsago4
      @taraschumock57yearsago4 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @cuneiform5803
      @cuneiform5803 4 года назад +2

      not a crime if you don't get caught

  • @juuzou9580
    @juuzou9580 4 года назад +846

    Reads title
    “Nah that’s impossible”
    Hears the faint sound of “top of the morning” in the other room
    Me:☹️

    • @centagus8797
      @centagus8797 4 года назад +1

      Juuzou ?

    • @itsmetyphoon9998
      @itsmetyphoon9998 4 года назад +50

      why are you frowning. jack came to visit.

    • @echojacky
      @echojacky 4 года назад +60

      Why is it a faint sound. That's not Jack run!

    • @aidanlowrance1528
      @aidanlowrance1528 4 года назад +4

      Clowey McNabb 😂😂

    • @burakbayrakc3504
      @burakbayrakc3504 4 года назад +1

      Get ready to cry I'm taking you back 10 years just take a look !!!!

  • @Sparess
    @Sparess 4 года назад +60

    Jack:
    *smashes the window*
    Also Jack:
    *opens it up to get inside*

    • @oopsyboopsy2075
      @oopsyboopsy2075 4 года назад +1

      I instantly came to the comments when he did that to see if anyone else did LMAO

    • @schools4nerds159
      @schools4nerds159 4 года назад +1

      IKR

  • @maddyxwebbi
    @maddyxwebbi 4 года назад +64

    House owners: what is that noise?
    *House owners open door*
    Jack/thief: SCREW YOU VINNY

  • @broseidon1658
    @broseidon1658 4 года назад +540

    Jack: *WA-PSH.* _”TOP THE MORNIN’ TO YA, LADDIES, NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE-“_
    Me: *cries.* _”THATS MY BOY!”_

    • @shado5491
      @shado5491 4 года назад +12

      Me: Normal Jack never leave again please.

    • @theopinionatedcharles2795
      @theopinionatedcharles2795 4 года назад +23

      @@crazedxi2098 fuck off ya wet muppet

    • @pokemontrainerjack32
      @pokemontrainerjack32 4 года назад +9

      CraZed ye numpty

    • @thegriffofyoutube3388
      @thegriffofyoutube3388 4 года назад +2

      @@theopinionatedcharles2795 and that was the funniest shit i've ever read in my life XD

    • @calatwork7308
      @calatwork7308 4 года назад +8

      @@theopinionatedcharles2795 I think calling him a wet crumpet has a stronger effect

  • @Amelia-ws9vj
    @Amelia-ws9vj 4 года назад +909

    Jack: “Deodorant tastes good”
    *Remus wants to know your location*

    • @the13thdoctor7
      @the13thdoctor7 4 года назад +51

      Hello fellow fander

    • @alyssajones7275
      @alyssajones7275 4 года назад +32

      Hello am I was thinking the same thing😂

    • @owo_8422
      @owo_8422 4 года назад +32

      Yes!! Hello fellow fanders!

    • @iriscross326
      @iriscross326 4 года назад +27

      Hello fanders

    • @sillyberry5050
      @sillyberry5050 4 года назад +21

      I can only like once so
      👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @jetsinx1778
    @jetsinx1778 4 года назад +594

    Reads title
    “Ok, so he’s obviously doing vr...”
    Outside of my house:
    *TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA!*

  • @KerkorDragonblood
    @KerkorDragonblood 4 года назад +193

    Jack: *steals from house unarmed and openly surrenders when the police get there*
    The police: *opens fire without question*
    Me, an american: sounds about right

  • @Izzy-ky7ci
    @Izzy-ky7ci 4 года назад +2039

    Behold: Why Jack Doesn’t Have a Driver’s License.

  • @Pecangaming
    @Pecangaming 4 года назад +278

    Murderer: *breaks into my house*
    Me: Yay finally! Someone wants to have a sleepover!

  • @ashleighzacharias4795
    @ashleighzacharias4795 4 года назад +342

    Jack: "And they say that's there is no perfect crime"
    Also jack: *stumbled around they house, got spotted, and left bag full of money in the house*
    Me: *face palms*

  • @incognitomode960
    @incognitomode960 4 года назад +29

    Jack: nice and stealthy
    also Jack: *breaks window then opens it normally*

  • @airalinmae2263
    @airalinmae2263 4 года назад +203

    Jack: "I'm sneaking into your house right now"
    Me: "pfft"
    Door opens downstairs
    Me: hides in closet*

    • @togetherbewell
      @togetherbewell 4 года назад +6

      Me: *sprints downstairs at full speed*

    • @Wormy1271
      @Wormy1271 4 года назад +4

      Chloe Edits bulky Russian man asks for vodka

  • @battleduty101
    @battleduty101 4 года назад +515

    Google home intruder alert: “what are u doing in my swamp”

  • @epicdimples1235
    @epicdimples1235 4 года назад +378

    Plot twist: Jack was actually controlling a real life theif

    • @hoovy2319
      @hoovy2319 4 года назад +5

      epic dimples123 that thief must be real incompetent then

    • @epicdimples1235
      @epicdimples1235 4 года назад

      XD

    • @thanospool1921
      @thanospool1921 4 года назад +3

      Whenever Jack plays the game the theif says aw shit its jack again I just got out of prison aswell

    • @Someone-tt9pt
      @Someone-tt9pt 4 года назад

      Would Sean go to jail or the robber?

    • @masitagapar6928
      @masitagapar6928 4 года назад

      @@Someone-tt9pt who teach you to type little boi

  • @parcility
    @parcility 4 года назад +63

    If I saw jack sneaking into my house, I'd show em around. XD

    • @MrDreamwalker
      @MrDreamwalker 2 года назад +1

      I mean you'd show him around to your bed let's all be honest here he is one hell of a man we all would do the same 😂

    • @WolfahHyrule
      @WolfahHyrule 2 года назад

      Saaaame 🤣

    • @WolfahHyrule
      @WolfahHyrule 2 года назад

      @@MrDreamwalker AYO?!!!!

    • @mrspartan933
      @mrspartan933 2 года назад +1

      Anybody in Alabama if they saw Shaun:

    • @shadow_glitchy_cosplays
      @shadow_glitchy_cosplays Год назад

      SAMEEEEE

  • @user-dg4nh3bp5w
    @user-dg4nh3bp5w 4 года назад +566

    “I’m sneaking into your house right now”
    *locks the door just in case*

    • @mateojedan793
      @mateojedan793 4 года назад +6

      Lets make a baby

    • @moonmoon7132
      @moonmoon7132 4 года назад +20

      Honestly I wouldn't object to Jackaboi sneaking into my house.

    • @fire1446
      @fire1446 4 года назад +5

      What the frick did i witness?

    • @Eli_Is_Cool
      @Eli_Is_Cool 4 года назад +3

      Dun. Dun. Dunnnnnnn.

    • @heinrich.hitzinger
      @heinrich.hitzinger 4 года назад

      @UCR1eRUPiZ-N0IA6Rlya4k7g Stop sussing... That's unhealthy.

  • @senjaa422
    @senjaa422 4 года назад +65

    Jack: “let’s be stealthy”
    *breaks the window*
    *continues to slide window open*

    • @horitodorito5658
      @horitodorito5658 4 года назад +8

      *LIKE A MOUSE*

    • @lolajaramillo4620
      @lolajaramillo4620 4 года назад +2

      Chase Bishop Seriously why be so rude, when people just want to point out what their favorite, or most notable part of the video is? It’s just like someone giving out a favorite quote or action from a film.

    • @bluegloop8023
      @bluegloop8023 4 года назад +1

      @@FriskyD. geez they're just pointing out something they liked about the video, if you don't like it ignore it. 😐

    • @lolajaramillo4620
      @lolajaramillo4620 4 года назад +1

      Chase Bishop It’s being noticed because no one wants to see anyone put down for simply doing something natural that anyone would do, with something they saw and liked. And if it was that much of a bad issue with people, than there wouldn’t be so many not so negative comments for these posts, that are responding back. People just want to share. Don’t hide behind the ‘Freedom Of Speech’ for your comments, which have been putting members down within the first ten posts of comment threads.
      This isn’t just any fandom, this is Jack’s PMA channel. And of all fandoms, it should be everyone in this community at least, that should recognize and follow that rule. That’s what Jack/Sean would want.

    • @FriskyD.
      @FriskyD. 4 года назад +1

      @@lolajaramillo4620 ..you make some good points. I see I'm wrong here now.. but the "just ignore it" (the other's) argument is flawed fundamentally, as using it for argumentative purposes goes against the point. I'm very wrong in the other aspects, sorry Senja, I'll delete those snarky remarks now.

  • @rhiannonsmall3824
    @rhiannonsmall3824 4 года назад +54

    Jack:”The key to breaking into someone’s house is being stealthy”
    A few seconds later- Opens front door and gets caught for trespassing

  • @deceitfulhero1723
    @deceitfulhero1723 4 года назад +26

    7:07 Jack: "Rent a thug? I can have a boyfriend? " I don't know if he said that or I just heard it, but it's funny either way.🌸

  • @SnowmanInABlizzard
    @SnowmanInABlizzard 4 года назад +628

    "Ok remember the key to being a good thief is nice and stealthy like a mouse"
    *Smashes window*
    *Procedes to open window normally*

  • @vamaniia
    @vamaniia 4 года назад +304

    Jack: let's be stealthy..
    Also jack: breaks the window

    • @BassShake
      @BassShake 4 года назад +14

      Jack: Remember guys we have to stay stealthy
      Jack: *Proceeds to smack window with the force of a thousand exploding suns*

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 4 года назад +4

      *LIKE A MOUSE*

    • @tovgyt
      @tovgyt 4 года назад +2

      Benjamin S I love that reference

    • @zenovia1004
      @zenovia1004 4 года назад +1

      Well that Jacksepticeye For Ya 😏

    • @braidenj152
      @braidenj152 4 года назад +2

      And then proceeds to open window stealth fully

  • @mothcatcher893
    @mothcatcher893 4 года назад +156

    Jack: "I'm sneaking into YOUR house right now."
    Me: *Out shopping* Feck

    • @flamingcat1101
      @flamingcat1101 4 года назад +5

      Nooooo

    • @tj-gamer2578
      @tj-gamer2578 4 года назад +4

      Lol why you watching this while shopping

    • @mothcatcher893
      @mothcatcher893 4 года назад +2

      @@tj-gamer2578 havent watched yet. just saw the title

  • @Nasrul260
    @Nasrul260 4 года назад +200

    "I'm sneaking into YOUR house right now!"
    Me who lives at the other side of the world: *_"Impossible"_*

    • @Owen.Fallon
      @Owen.Fallon 4 года назад +14

      Jack, who is inside your house: “TOP’A THE MOR-“

    • @seviathanirwan3397
      @seviathanirwan3397 4 года назад +5

      me: Cries in Singapore

    • @wyntxr
      @wyntxr 4 года назад +2

      ikr

    • @wyntxr
      @wyntxr 4 года назад +8

      @@Owen.Fallon Me: *grabs a chair* No, Jack, freakin, stop, get, out, of, my HOUSE!

    • @wozaow
      @wozaow 4 года назад +5

      Alice Callihan
      I think...
      think you mean...
      *laughs quietly*
      STOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDY

  • @nerfshooter4216
    @nerfshooter4216 4 года назад +339

    "999 what's your emergency"
    "There is a strange guy screaming with a bottle of jack daniels in my garden"
    "Ugh that's the fourth time this week Jack has done that"

    • @glitch3818
      @glitch3818 4 года назад +2

      🤣👌

    • @realrogelix
      @realrogelix 4 года назад +3

      911**

    • @glitch3818
      @glitch3818 4 года назад +7

      @@realrogelix in Britain it's 999.

    • @jdizzletheweirdo9400
      @jdizzletheweirdo9400 4 года назад

      YOUNGSEVEN HAHA I was waiting for someone to say that 😂😂😂

    • @enoyo9417
      @enoyo9417 4 года назад

      YOUNGSEVEN in ireland and britain its 999

  • @rhiannonsmall3824
    @rhiannonsmall3824 4 года назад +240

    Jack saying he’s gonna break into our houses:
    Everyone in the comments: “I’ll lock my door just in case”
    Me: Leaves door open all the way

  • @CobyMcGhie
    @CobyMcGhie 4 года назад +350

    Me: Reads title
    Also Me: Hears Irish noises coming up the stairs.

  • @qeedzhr
    @qeedzhr 4 года назад +3

    15:00 That's how game works. It kinda reminds me of that one day when I was playing Doom 3 I noclipped through a window following some marines running to the door. It turns out that the door leads to nowhere just black

  • @anbuedz
    @anbuedz 4 года назад +225

    "The key to being sneaky is by being nice and stealthy"
    *proceeds to smash the window open*

    • @catrinahall9546
      @catrinahall9546 4 года назад +10

      Smashes window open? yes, but he STILL goes and opens the window AFTER he smashes it

    • @prothebot6943
      @prothebot6943 4 года назад +1

      Smash Window guard is right there no guards were alerted

    • @Iaregodzirra
      @Iaregodzirra 4 года назад +1

      Chase Bishop go be negative somewhere else

    • @yeetus66
      @yeetus66 4 года назад

      why was the window so damn *LOUD?!?*

    • @NorielBenMiel
      @NorielBenMiel 4 года назад +1

      It was a silent smash

  • @Msry-gg5kk
    @Msry-gg5kk 4 года назад +80

    Sean: that's the way back home
    My head: honey I'm trash

    • @LDSpencer420
      @LDSpencer420 4 года назад +3

      yes love the reference YES

  • @rainiix3283
    @rainiix3283 4 года назад +80

    "I'm sneaking into your house right now"
    Me: Ma!! Get the kettle on!! We have a visitor!

    • @CoasterRoastersStudios
      @CoasterRoastersStudios 4 года назад +2

      Ma! Hey, Ma! Get the kettle on! There's a nice burglar in the house!

    • @rainiix3283
      @rainiix3283 4 года назад +2

      @@CoasterRoastersStudios Hey ma, There's an Irish burglar in the house! Get the spuds and coffee going!!

    • @petrarose6595
      @petrarose6595 4 года назад +2

      @@rainiix3283 @Eclipse Filx
      the mom: *visible confusion and concern* "okay... what-?"

  • @TheLordnerdious
    @TheLordnerdious 4 года назад +91

    No one:
    Jack:
    *breaks glass*
    *opens broken window*

  • @mikehere9273
    @mikehere9273 4 года назад +124

    Jack: I'm Sneaking Into YOUR House Right Now!
    Me: Santa? You're a bit early aren't you?

    • @cottton
      @cottton 4 года назад +4

      No it's not santa its "atnas" he doesn't give things he takes things

    • @ChaiinsReels
      @ChaiinsReels 4 года назад +1

      Mike here For all the people reading this comment God bless you
      I hope u guys succeed in your goals like me!❤️
      My goal is to hit 200 Subscribers
      I would appreciate for you to subscribe with notifications on to me👍🛎
      God bless u all!

    • @timeddolphin3974
      @timeddolphin3974 4 года назад +2

      No not Santa, Memta. Meme Santa lol

    • @osofinoso1507
      @osofinoso1507 4 года назад +4

      FlexuhSZN don’t ask for subs. If you want to grow you’re channel you should focus on you’re content.

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla 4 года назад +3

      @@cottton Isn't that just The Grinch?

  • @Sickeyning
    @Sickeyning 4 года назад +87

    “remember. the key to being a good thief is nice and stealthy.”
    *breaks window*
    “like a mouse.”

    • @TheRogueWolf
      @TheRogueWolf 4 года назад +1

      They must have big mice in Ireland.

    • @Rayter.
      @Rayter. 4 года назад

      I read it at the same times as the video said it

    • @mashadory
      @mashadory 4 года назад

      @@TheRogueWolf AHAHA funny enough me n my dad found a mouse in the living room today

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 4 года назад

      So great!!!

    • @chewiechew7059
      @chewiechew7059 4 года назад

      This 😂😂

  • @WilhelmWilder
    @WilhelmWilder 4 года назад +48

    "I NEED THE KEY"
    me:"hey, I hear that the key....is speed"

  • @pre_cum
    @pre_cum 4 года назад +18

    I’m sure I can’t be there only person that tried to do Jack’s intro at the same time as him specially with the Hi five

  • @lilyann3992
    @lilyann3992 4 года назад +1497

    " 911 what's your emergency"
    "There is a strange guy in my garden"
    " do not panic that's just jack he's harmless the worst he can do is burst your ear drums."
    Edit: OMG I have never gotten this Many likes thanks you so much.

  • @FletcherDoesStuff
    @FletcherDoesStuff 4 года назад +172

    Jack: 'I'm sneaking into YOUR house right now'
    Me: Freezes between grabbing a baseball bat to mess crap up
    or a pen and paper to get an autograph

    • @babbaraaaa
      @babbaraaaa 4 года назад +11

      Why not both

    • @shadowyyCFH
      @shadowyyCFH 4 года назад +3

      Piero Tallito X shutup text support scammer

    • @kappa288
      @kappa288 4 года назад +2

      Piero Tallito X you should have quit youtube on the last two vids

    • @hi_im_socialy_awkward1487
      @hi_im_socialy_awkward1487 4 года назад +2

      @@PieroOtiniano ur stuff trash

    • @pokemontrainerjack32
      @pokemontrainerjack32 4 года назад +5

      Piero Tallito X: I saw you on Jaiden Animations, are you fucking kidding me mate? Your advertising your channel on multiple channels in the same bloody way. Atleast be creative, and trust me your vids are not nearly as good as Jacks.

  • @viktorarnijuliusson
    @viktorarnijuliusson 4 года назад +113

    The only thing you hear when he opens the door to your house DING DING DING TOP OF MORNING

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla 4 года назад +3

      That sounds like a serial killer when you say it like that.

    • @ChaiinsReels
      @ChaiinsReels 4 года назад

      The Ragegamer *Anyone Else A Big Fan?🙋‍♂️*
      👇
      *I am sußßing to every person that likes this and sußs to me🌹*
      *(Notis On Too🎁)*

    • @Pigeon_Noonan
      @Pigeon_Noonan 4 года назад +1

      @@ChaiinsReels fuck off

  • @cillabean7653
    @cillabean7653 4 года назад +61

    Jack: Remember! The key to being a good theif is being nice and stealthy!
    Also Jack: *taps the window slightly and it shatters and roars like Godzilla is in the background*

    • @fosna8650
      @fosna8650 4 года назад

      Like a mouse

    • @ast3r339
      @ast3r339 3 года назад

      *That was a hallucination we were hearing things*

  • @cozierabyss3772
    @cozierabyss3772 4 года назад +40

    Jack: *hides in bushes*
    Me: "Hjönk hjönk am goose in garden?!"

  • @etherealidiot9693
    @etherealidiot9693 4 года назад +30

    Imagine coming home to a burglar screaming like this. I'd just leave him to it. My stuff is replaceable but my toes aren't

  • @theguywhooutpizzadthehut.9441
    @theguywhooutpizzadthehut.9441 4 года назад +246

    “The key to being stealthy is being sneaky”
    Proceeds to break windows as loud as possible

    • @Antelieris1
      @Antelieris1 4 года назад +25

      I think the fact that he opened the window normally afterwards is what made me die laughing in this scene.

    • @derickreni2751
      @derickreni2751 4 года назад +1

      @@Antelieris1 same lmfao

    • @coopgipp345
      @coopgipp345 4 года назад +6

      Jack: Smashes window
      Also Jack: immediately *opens window* normally

    • @LordofEnder18
      @LordofEnder18 4 года назад +1

      @@Antelieris1 same

    • @tigerfun8644
      @tigerfun8644 4 года назад +1

      Made me laugh so hard

  • @gabrielg1749
    @gabrielg1749 4 года назад +103

    Jack: “why am I crouching?”
    Because your short
    But don’t worry. Ur still taller than pewds

  • @asgerleksoe9834
    @asgerleksoe9834 4 года назад +82

    Jack: I’m gonna sneak in to your House.
    Me: can i get your autograf.

  • @allenbrooks22
    @allenbrooks22 4 года назад +61

    Jack: picks up RUclips revenue
    *_valueless item_*

  • @xyphoschord903
    @xyphoschord903 4 года назад +284

    "Is this a way in?"
    "No, this is just a way back home" 😂

    • @wyntxr
      @wyntxr 4 года назад

      oooooooooooooooooof.

    • @wyntxr
      @wyntxr 4 года назад +1

      @@Zelig_Shaine I'm dead

    • @_notgrey9160
      @_notgrey9160 4 года назад +2

      Thanks for checking in on me I'm still a peice of garbage 😔

    • @anthonygardiol7501
      @anthonygardiol7501 4 года назад

      What’s the time stamp

    • @cameronwilburn5161
      @cameronwilburn5161 4 года назад

      I read this right as jack said it😂😂

  • @mattseb8275
    @mattseb8275 3 года назад +4

    9:10 jack looks like a Meerkat

  • @AwesomeNinjaXD
    @AwesomeNinjaXD 4 года назад +34

    Jack: Waits until guy comes out of the house to steal.
    Also Jack: Gets caught immediately.

  • @dakodakline2170
    @dakodakline2170 4 года назад +307

    "Is that a way in?"
    *opens trash container*
    "No, that's a way back home!"

    • @moonbeam_mayhem9158
      @moonbeam_mayhem9158 3 года назад +3

      I was ROLLING when I saw that. Mostly because I say the same thing but meh

  • @kloppthedestroyeryt7238
    @kloppthedestroyeryt7238 4 года назад +27

    Jack: “remember the key to being a thief is to be nice and stealthy “
    Glass: 1:38 I’m about to end this whole mans career

  • @brozill_yt2846
    @brozill_yt2846 4 года назад +5

    11:07 deodorant tastes good
    Earlier I’m a master thief

  • @Ezikiel_Newton
    @Ezikiel_Newton 4 года назад +31

    "I'm sneaking into your house right now"
    The kettle is boiling, would you like a spot of tea while you're here?

  • @jackbroomell3567
    @jackbroomell3567 4 года назад +58

    Jack: *hides in bushes*
    Robin: "Meme time"

    • @blueridinghood5375
      @blueridinghood5375 4 года назад +2

      I can see dick grayson saying that

    • @theatheistcowboy4227
      @theatheistcowboy4227 4 года назад +1

      @@blueridinghood5375 That was a terrible joke! I totally didn't literally laugh aloud for WAY too long. 😂

  • @AbbyLynette
    @AbbyLynette 4 года назад +54

    “Rent-a-thug? I can have a boyfriend?”

  • @irice3746
    @irice3746 3 года назад +3

    Jack: breaks the window to get in the house
    Also Jack: Lifts up the window that he broke.

  • @ARCArmy
    @ARCArmy 4 года назад +50

    Jack’s sneaking into my house rn? HA, fool. Little does he know, I live in his basement

  • @weffle2449
    @weffle2449 4 года назад +7

    Jacksepticeye: (does intro)
    Fans: Words can not explain my joy, and my day is complete

  • @dragonsrmetalaf9620
    @dragonsrmetalaf9620 4 года назад +61

    This game says everything about sean not having a driver's license

  • @devonbrenes1627
    @devonbrenes1627 4 года назад +15

    Nobody:
    Jack: DEODORANT TASTES GOOD

  • @henriettacantouris2587
    @henriettacantouris2587 4 года назад +22

    Jack: I’m coming for them toes
    Also jack ‘dragging an unconscious body into the dark’

  • @mannequinman290
    @mannequinman290 4 года назад +51

    Jack-a-boi: "I'm sneaking into your house right now"
    Me on the toilet: "oooooook buddy-"

    • @Tuntor689
      @Tuntor689 4 года назад +2

      Jack knocked them unconscious before they could finish

  • @Similish4
    @Similish4 4 года назад +86

    Title: I’m sneaking into your house right now
    Me: literally gets out my room and checks if anyone is there

    • @fire1446
      @fire1446 4 года назад +1

      @@SolaBiblia07 no u

    • @ChaiinsReels
      @ChaiinsReels 4 года назад +1

      PMA GIRL *Anyone Else A Big Fan?🙋‍♂️*
      👇
      *I am sußßing to every person that likes this and sußs to me🌹*
      *(Notis On Too🎁)*

    • @drantigon
      @drantigon 4 года назад +7

      Grammar:
      The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit

    • @FabulousKilljoy
      @FabulousKilljoy 4 года назад

      F for Respect Ooooooooooo

  • @danielhanson9908
    @danielhanson9908 4 года назад +6

    "The key to be a good a good to be a good thief is nice and stealthy."
    Makes the loudiest noise possible.
    "Like a mouse."

  • @NXZeki
    @NXZeki 4 года назад +94

    Jack: "The key to being a good thief is to be nice and stealthy."
    Jack: *Breaks glass window*
    *SNEAK 100*

    • @doomspidey1737
      @doomspidey1737 4 года назад

      Yes that's the joke

    • @kingkongballs1574
      @kingkongballs1574 4 года назад

      Lol i literally just got to that part in the vid when i read this comment

    • @Cludensyo
      @Cludensyo 4 года назад

      *breaks window*
      *slides it open to go in*

    • @lucasparraguez6278
      @lucasparraguez6278 4 года назад +1

      Jack breaks the glass window.
      Also Jack: *_opens the window_*
      *_Jesus christ that’s Jason Bourne_*

    • @kitty_chaos3034
      @kitty_chaos3034 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @makikaeru
    @makikaeru 4 года назад +136

    **reads title**
    “Oh shi-“

    • @annettehelmuth6635
      @annettehelmuth6635 4 года назад +2

      Me: I'm not home and my mom isn't either my grandma is and my dog goodluck have fun Jack

    • @dominicvoelkl5236
      @dominicvoelkl5236 4 года назад +1

      *reads title*
      “Sweeeeet”

    • @acls1239
      @acls1239 4 года назад +1

      You have the longest name I've ever seen and I like to think that that's your actual name and your parents just hate you and named intentionally

  • @anonymousperson1726
    @anonymousperson1726 4 года назад +37

    "I'm not crouching game what are you talking about!"
    we all know jack, even the games know...

  • @amnathegrande
    @amnathegrande 4 года назад +5

    Jack: (picks up a chopping board)
    Game: Valueless item.
    Jack: Valueless item?! *I can use it to spank people.*

  • @Chuzzle217
    @Chuzzle217 4 года назад +20

    Jack: "The key to being a good thief is nice and stealthy."
    ~Obliterates window~
    Jack: "Like a mouse."
    ~Causally opens window frame~
    That made me ugly laugh hahaha

  • @georgias2000
    @georgias2000 4 года назад +26

    Nobody:
    Jack: I’m cOmInG fOr ThOsE tOeS

  • @NakaJhon
    @NakaJhon 4 года назад +77

    Jack: "I'm sneaking into YOUR House right now!"
    Me: "PLEASE COME IN, no need sneaking ☺"

  • @chefgusteau9243
    @chefgusteau9243 4 года назад +24

    In this game "Vinny" is a reference to 'Vinesauce: Vinny' I would recommend giving his channel a look.

  • @LeviAckermanSmith
    @LeviAckermanSmith 4 года назад +71

    Jack: “I’m coming for them toes.”
    Me not wearing socks: “Well, now I’m defenitly putting on shoes and locks, metal socks on.”

  • @taylorlipsit1540
    @taylorlipsit1540 4 года назад +34

    Lol I was like “who the heck texted me this?” Then I saw the RUclips logo 😂

  • @TheEveningDeath
    @TheEveningDeath 4 года назад +18

    Jack: "and then Mr. Jefferson over here-"
    **LIFE IS STRANGE FLASHBACKS**

  • @SebG-kz2sr
    @SebG-kz2sr 4 года назад +7

    Nobody:
    Jack: “WhEre’d ThE FuCkinG KeY Go?!”

  • @aidanm6406
    @aidanm6406 4 года назад +21

    “It’s not just stealing things, it’s also breaking the rules”
    Therefore stealing isn’t against the law

  • @sufferingsun5704
    @sufferingsun5704 4 года назад +68

    "how to put the tv in the bag?!"
    Welp bees can fly *humans can try*

    • @mel_virgo
      @mel_virgo 4 года назад +1

      But that's about it?

    • @fluminox4129
      @fluminox4129 4 года назад +1

      Its a stylistic choice XD

  • @legendthe2772
    @legendthe2772 4 года назад +22

    The News:
    Local man Jacksepticeye shot to death for Breaking and Entering into a garden

    • @computethis1533
      @computethis1533 4 года назад

      *comes strolling out with 90s TV*
      *immediatly shot on sight*

  • @D0S81
    @D0S81 4 года назад +2

    love it ''it's not just stealing things...i *also* get to break some rules!'' because as we all know, stealing isn't the same as breaking the rules. remember, if someone buys stuff for their house, that means they want you to have it really. all they ask is that you're quiet when you come pick it up, wear gloves so you don't make a mess, & come through a window or something so you don't bother the neighbours. people are nice like that aren't they.

  • @lest6590
    @lest6590 4 года назад +20

    "The key to being a good theif is 'nice and stealthy'"
    *goes on to bust a window*

    • @Mehrunes86
      @Mehrunes86 4 года назад

      And screaming TOP OF MORNIN TO YA LADDIES, while hiding😂

    • @FabulousKilljoy
      @FabulousKilljoy 4 года назад

      Why aren’t you practicing

    • @sweetpea2604
      @sweetpea2604 4 года назад

      “Like a mouse”

  • @pyromaniac101
    @pyromaniac101 4 года назад +347

    Jack: *grabs a chopping board and puts in backpack*
    Game: "Valueless Item"
    Also Jack: "Valueless Item?! You realize how many people I can SPANK with this?!"

    • @Necrosis-00
      @Necrosis-00 4 года назад +10

      It's true though

    • @shyowl3453
      @shyowl3453 4 года назад +2

      ??? I’m concerned as to how you know that XD

    • @yeetus66
      @yeetus66 4 года назад +1

      why, jack, *WHY??*

    • @TheRealSansGoose
      @TheRealSansGoose 4 года назад

      I was watching the video and reading this comment and the part of the video when he says this pops up

    • @jacksonsears3866
      @jacksonsears3866 4 года назад

      Robot Games 2019 same

  • @SenorCookie13
    @SenorCookie13 4 года назад +90

    Jack: "I'm sneaking into your house right now!"
    Me: "Come at me, bro."

    • @flamingcat1101
      @flamingcat1101 4 года назад +4

      I'd be happy to see him. He is an awesome youtuber

    • @dydysenpai7460
      @dydysenpai7460 4 года назад

      Lmao i wouldve offered some snacks

  • @Light-se6nk
    @Light-se6nk 3 года назад +7

    1:26 what ur here for