I'm Sneaking Into YOUR House Right Now!
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- I'm sneaking into your house right now! Go check, bet you can't find me! Cos I'm the best thief this world has ever seen. I'm silent like the wind baby, concealed like the night! You think I'm over there but really I'm over here! In thief simulator vr I can be whatever I want to be.
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Jack: *steals from houses in VR*
An actual thief: *steals from Jack's house while he plays VR*
ChipTato *deep concern*
thiefception
ChipTato confused screaming
omg imagine
Imagine he knocks out the thief and everytime the thief gets up, he just knock thief out again
2016: *SCREW YOU BILLY!!*
2019: *SCREW YOU VINNY!!*
Character development
Holy shet 152 likes thanks bros
@@petparty1466 lmao 😂😂
Makes me die of laughter every time
It’s not the same! DX
Jack: nice and s t e a l t h y .
Also Jack: *destroys house*
Is there another meaning of "nice and stealthy" other than that?
like a mouse
1:32 I died laughing when he broke the window then just opened it
Like a mouse!
*nice and stealthy*
People normally: hide your kids and family
Jack: Hide your toes
Piero Tallito X shut up Text support scammer
People call me Superman.
but i have still no idea what they mean, maybe MY secound NAME IS JESUS CHRIST AND I HAVE AUTISM AND I COME IN PEACE! Stop the hate at MY CHNNL ! 🚫
Piero Tallito X wow. Cocky much, bot?
Piero Tallito X: Legit doing the same thing on multiple channels, I see you everywhere. Shut the fuck up for me, k?
M0NST3R Bass also daequan lmao
"the way to being a good thief is to be as stealthy as possible"
*smashes window*
-mission failed we'll get em next time-
xoLoli Popox I laughed so hard XD
9:56
Ting, ting, tink, BRRSMASHBANGSPLOSION!
Haven't you heard it's called Loud stealth
idiot with cosplay YeA. XD
Naw man that’s the Irish way of being stealthy
Sean: *"Top o' the morning to you laddies my name is Jacksepticeye!"*
Everyone: *cries in nostalogia*
DamageIncM I’ve been watching since day 1 and now it’s just ringing
I completely glossed over it because of the TOP OF MORNING. So I went back to the start of the video the moment I read this comment.
After years of watching, his intros all just sound like white noise. It's incredible.
Dahie de nogla
@@420FAMILY4EVER every place I go your there including my phaze CE channel
Jack: the key to being a thief is nice and stealthy.
Also Jack: SMASHHHHH!!!
Also Also Jack: LIKE A MOUSE!
"Jacks comin for them toes!"
*slowly pulls foot under the covers*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*slowly presents toes from under covers* 😉
Smoky Boar Forge no. 100% no.
*Slowly pulls toes out of covers*
Could yall sub to me
Jack: "IM A MASTER THEIF"
Also Jack: *tries to use key on the inside of a door*
i before e
*except after c*
he's used to picklocking them
also... you can keylock the door from inside the house? how are you supposed to relock it
(YES i am fully aware some doors can be clicked with a button to lock but thats not very common)
@@catgirlm4 I fucking hate you rn my whole primary school life just came back to me.
C99kies
cei
@@computethis1533 thats actually very common over where i live, i actually didnt know that some locks had to be locked with a key on the inside too
"Is this a way in?" *opens dumpster* "No that's a way back home."
i read this as he said it
That happened to me once
Honey, I’m trash
@RubiAmethyst
I remember the time he took played that game
Lil Kat 😭😭😭
"Where'd you learn to walk? Dumbschool!?"
Wow, he literally cooked him at a medium temperature.
Amorjus
1:32 is pure gold
Jacks guide to driving a car: “gooooooooooooo!”
"SPEED IS KEEEEEEY."
naughtykid000 LMFAO this is amazing
hE dOeSn'T hAvE a LiCeNsE
“The key to being a good thief is nice, and stealthy”
**Proceeds to shatter glass making an immense amount of noise**
**and opens window after that anyway**
Like a mouse!
Jack really shows off the fact he doesn’t have a drivers license
the steering wheel is really hard to control in VR
@@danielgames1756 youre so cool u have reddit bro 👁🐽👁
@@vibecheck1595 thanks :D
@@danielgames1756 oh I didnt mean to be rude its just i don't see alot of people do that anynore it's a comploment
@@nathanhewitt4617 im laughing at the context of this comment chain.
Police irl: take thirty minutes to an hour when you call
Police in games where you have to not get caught: take five seconds after you get caught
“It’s not just stealing things, it’s also breaking rules!”
Yeah because robbery is perfectly legal
(*-*)I don’t get it
Craziness In my house he said that he’s *ALSO* breaking rules yet he’s already robbing houses which is illegal
Welcome to 2020
Lol
not a crime if you don't get caught
Reads title
“Nah that’s impossible”
Hears the faint sound of “top of the morning” in the other room
Me:☹️
Juuzou ?
why are you frowning. jack came to visit.
Why is it a faint sound. That's not Jack run!
Clowey McNabb 😂😂
Get ready to cry I'm taking you back 10 years just take a look !!!!
Jack:
*smashes the window*
Also Jack:
*opens it up to get inside*
I instantly came to the comments when he did that to see if anyone else did LMAO
IKR
House owners: what is that noise?
*House owners open door*
Jack/thief: SCREW YOU VINNY
Jack: *WA-PSH.* _”TOP THE MORNIN’ TO YA, LADDIES, NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE-“_
Me: *cries.* _”THATS MY BOY!”_
Me: Normal Jack never leave again please.
@@crazedxi2098 fuck off ya wet muppet
CraZed ye numpty
@@theopinionatedcharles2795 and that was the funniest shit i've ever read in my life XD
@@theopinionatedcharles2795 I think calling him a wet crumpet has a stronger effect
Jack: “Deodorant tastes good”
*Remus wants to know your location*
Hello fellow fander
Hello am I was thinking the same thing😂
Yes!! Hello fellow fanders!
Hello fanders
I can only like once so
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Reads title
“Ok, so he’s obviously doing vr...”
Outside of my house:
*TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA!*
XD
*Why do i smell potatoes?*
Why is the Irish energy radiating even more?
Also outside: *HJOING HJOING HJOING*
that's a good comment, Adwinner.
Jack: *steals from house unarmed and openly surrenders when the police get there*
The police: *opens fire without question*
Me, an american: sounds about right
lol
Ok...
Oop
It was a taser but yeah lol
Jack's Irish they immediately thought he was a terrorist 🤣🤣🤣
Behold: Why Jack Doesn’t Have a Driver’s License.
xd
Yep
Yep
Yep
Yep
Murderer: *breaks into my house*
Me: Yay finally! Someone wants to have a sleepover!
Lol XD
That is not...hm.
The first time someone comes to visit me without me asking them
100th like
@@JohnPlayerDaniel Bruh that's s p a m
Jack: "And they say that's there is no perfect crime"
Also jack: *stumbled around they house, got spotted, and left bag full of money in the house*
Me: *face palms*
But... he did get an S
Yes, that's the joke
Jack: nice and stealthy
also Jack: *breaks window then opens it normally*
Jack: "I'm sneaking into your house right now"
Me: "pfft"
Door opens downstairs
Me: hides in closet*
Me: *sprints downstairs at full speed*
Chloe Edits bulky Russian man asks for vodka
Google home intruder alert: “what are u doing in my swamp”
House owner coming down in shrek costume throwing onions at the thief
@@itiscrazey PFFFFT
😂😂👌
I'm craving for chicken nuggets
Ohk 👌
Plot twist: Jack was actually controlling a real life theif
epic dimples123 that thief must be real incompetent then
XD
Whenever Jack plays the game the theif says aw shit its jack again I just got out of prison aswell
Would Sean go to jail or the robber?
@@Someone-tt9pt who teach you to type little boi
If I saw jack sneaking into my house, I'd show em around. XD
I mean you'd show him around to your bed let's all be honest here he is one hell of a man we all would do the same 😂
Saaaame 🤣
@@MrDreamwalker AYO?!!!!
Anybody in Alabama if they saw Shaun:
SAMEEEEE
“I’m sneaking into your house right now”
*locks the door just in case*
Lets make a baby
Honestly I wouldn't object to Jackaboi sneaking into my house.
What the frick did i witness?
Dun. Dun. Dunnnnnnn.
@UCR1eRUPiZ-N0IA6Rlya4k7g Stop sussing... That's unhealthy.
Jack: “let’s be stealthy”
*breaks the window*
*continues to slide window open*
*LIKE A MOUSE*
Chase Bishop Seriously why be so rude, when people just want to point out what their favorite, or most notable part of the video is? It’s just like someone giving out a favorite quote or action from a film.
@@FriskyD. geez they're just pointing out something they liked about the video, if you don't like it ignore it. 😐
Chase Bishop It’s being noticed because no one wants to see anyone put down for simply doing something natural that anyone would do, with something they saw and liked. And if it was that much of a bad issue with people, than there wouldn’t be so many not so negative comments for these posts, that are responding back. People just want to share. Don’t hide behind the ‘Freedom Of Speech’ for your comments, which have been putting members down within the first ten posts of comment threads.
This isn’t just any fandom, this is Jack’s PMA channel. And of all fandoms, it should be everyone in this community at least, that should recognize and follow that rule. That’s what Jack/Sean would want.
@@lolajaramillo4620 ..you make some good points. I see I'm wrong here now.. but the "just ignore it" (the other's) argument is flawed fundamentally, as using it for argumentative purposes goes against the point. I'm very wrong in the other aspects, sorry Senja, I'll delete those snarky remarks now.
Jack:”The key to breaking into someone’s house is being stealthy”
A few seconds later- Opens front door and gets caught for trespassing
7:07 Jack: "Rent a thug? I can have a boyfriend? " I don't know if he said that or I just heard it, but it's funny either way.🌸
No he dead that
"Ok remember the key to being a good thief is nice and stealthy like a mouse"
*Smashes window*
*Procedes to open window normally*
Like a mouse!
Stealth 999+
This is now a TIKTOK audio
Level one rogue Nat 1
In we go!
Jack: let's be stealthy..
Also jack: breaks the window
Jack: Remember guys we have to stay stealthy
Jack: *Proceeds to smack window with the force of a thousand exploding suns*
*LIKE A MOUSE*
Benjamin S I love that reference
Well that Jacksepticeye For Ya 😏
And then proceeds to open window stealth fully
Jack: "I'm sneaking into YOUR house right now."
Me: *Out shopping* Feck
Nooooo
Lol why you watching this while shopping
@@tj-gamer2578 havent watched yet. just saw the title
"I'm sneaking into YOUR house right now!"
Me who lives at the other side of the world: *_"Impossible"_*
Jack, who is inside your house: “TOP’A THE MOR-“
me: Cries in Singapore
ikr
@@Owen.Fallon Me: *grabs a chair* No, Jack, freakin, stop, get, out, of, my HOUSE!
Alice Callihan
I think...
think you mean...
*laughs quietly*
STOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDY
"999 what's your emergency"
"There is a strange guy screaming with a bottle of jack daniels in my garden"
"Ugh that's the fourth time this week Jack has done that"
🤣👌
911**
@@realrogelix in Britain it's 999.
YOUNGSEVEN HAHA I was waiting for someone to say that 😂😂😂
YOUNGSEVEN in ireland and britain its 999
Jack saying he’s gonna break into our houses:
Everyone in the comments: “I’ll lock my door just in case”
Me: Leaves door open all the way
ALL THE WAY!!!! (Keep on dancing!!!!)
LavenderBird
All the wayyy
Keep goin, AAAAAHHHHHHHH
I believe
@@qthekin2339 I believe in steve
Me: Reads title
Also Me: Hears Irish noises coming up the stairs.
*Is knocked out by potato*
Imagine a thief that just keeps insulting you in Irish
*is strangled by a potato sack*
Potatoes not here!
*stomp*
*stomp*
*stomp*
I SMELL POTATOES
15:00 That's how game works. It kinda reminds me of that one day when I was playing Doom 3 I noclipped through a window following some marines running to the door. It turns out that the door leads to nowhere just black
"The key to being sneaky is by being nice and stealthy"
*proceeds to smash the window open*
Smashes window open? yes, but he STILL goes and opens the window AFTER he smashes it
Smash Window guard is right there no guards were alerted
Chase Bishop go be negative somewhere else
why was the window so damn *LOUD?!?*
It was a silent smash
Sean: that's the way back home
My head: honey I'm trash
yes love the reference YES
"I'm sneaking into your house right now"
Me: Ma!! Get the kettle on!! We have a visitor!
Ma! Hey, Ma! Get the kettle on! There's a nice burglar in the house!
@@CoasterRoastersStudios Hey ma, There's an Irish burglar in the house! Get the spuds and coffee going!!
@@rainiix3283 @Eclipse Filx
the mom: *visible confusion and concern* "okay... what-?"
No one:
Jack:
*breaks glass*
*opens broken window*
Jack: I'm Sneaking Into YOUR House Right Now!
Me: Santa? You're a bit early aren't you?
No it's not santa its "atnas" he doesn't give things he takes things
Mike here For all the people reading this comment God bless you
I hope u guys succeed in your goals like me!❤️
My goal is to hit 200 Subscribers
I would appreciate for you to subscribe with notifications on to me👍🛎
God bless u all!
No not Santa, Memta. Meme Santa lol
FlexuhSZN don’t ask for subs. If you want to grow you’re channel you should focus on you’re content.
@@cottton Isn't that just The Grinch?
“remember. the key to being a good thief is nice and stealthy.”
*breaks window*
“like a mouse.”
They must have big mice in Ireland.
I read it at the same times as the video said it
@@TheRogueWolf AHAHA funny enough me n my dad found a mouse in the living room today
So great!!!
This 😂😂
"I NEED THE KEY"
me:"hey, I hear that the key....is speed"
SPEED IS KEY!!!
@@yeetmeister054 YESSS
@@yeetmeister054 also "screw you vinny"...I got chills
"Sagway Steve!"
I’m sure I can’t be there only person that tried to do Jack’s intro at the same time as him specially with the Hi five
" 911 what's your emergency"
"There is a strange guy in my garden"
" do not panic that's just jack he's harmless the worst he can do is burst your ear drums."
Edit: OMG I have never gotten this Many likes thanks you so much.
"he might burst your ear drums but that's normal”
harmless? that billybob mcguinty the garlic gladiator your talking about!
@@dorianrobinette9712 don't forget extraterrestrial chicken
But he will scream *TOP OF MORNIN TO ALL YOU MINCRAFTERS AND HJONKERS ALLIKE*
Hes here for the _hjönkening_
Jack: 'I'm sneaking into YOUR house right now'
Me: Freezes between grabbing a baseball bat to mess crap up
or a pen and paper to get an autograph
Why not both
Piero Tallito X shutup text support scammer
Piero Tallito X you should have quit youtube on the last two vids
@@PieroOtiniano ur stuff trash
Piero Tallito X: I saw you on Jaiden Animations, are you fucking kidding me mate? Your advertising your channel on multiple channels in the same bloody way. Atleast be creative, and trust me your vids are not nearly as good as Jacks.
The only thing you hear when he opens the door to your house DING DING DING TOP OF MORNING
That sounds like a serial killer when you say it like that.
The Ragegamer *Anyone Else A Big Fan?🙋♂️*
👇
*I am sußßing to every person that likes this and sußs to me🌹*
*(Notis On Too🎁)*
@@ChaiinsReels fuck off
Jack: Remember! The key to being a good theif is being nice and stealthy!
Also Jack: *taps the window slightly and it shatters and roars like Godzilla is in the background*
Like a mouse
*That was a hallucination we were hearing things*
Jack: *hides in bushes*
Me: "Hjönk hjönk am goose in garden?!"
Imagine coming home to a burglar screaming like this. I'd just leave him to it. My stuff is replaceable but my toes aren't
“The key to being stealthy is being sneaky”
Proceeds to break windows as loud as possible
I think the fact that he opened the window normally afterwards is what made me die laughing in this scene.
@@Antelieris1 same lmfao
Jack: Smashes window
Also Jack: immediately *opens window* normally
@@Antelieris1 same
Made me laugh so hard
Jack: “why am I crouching?”
Because your short
But don’t worry. Ur still taller than pewds
Jack: I’m gonna sneak in to your House.
Me: can i get your autograf.
Asger Leksoe autograph*
Should you give my grafauto
@@iloveshreddedcheese6029 *gutoaraph
I read that as: cAn I GeT yOuR aUtOgRaF?
Made me chuckle ^_^
S1lv3r1 anagraf*
Jack: picks up RUclips revenue
*_valueless item_*
"Is this a way in?"
"No, this is just a way back home" 😂
oooooooooooooooooof.
@@Zelig_Shaine I'm dead
Thanks for checking in on me I'm still a peice of garbage 😔
What’s the time stamp
I read this right as jack said it😂😂
9:10 jack looks like a Meerkat
Jack: Waits until guy comes out of the house to steal.
Also Jack: Gets caught immediately.
"Is that a way in?"
*opens trash container*
"No, that's a way back home!"
I was ROLLING when I saw that. Mostly because I say the same thing but meh
Jack: “remember the key to being a thief is to be nice and stealthy “
Glass: 1:38 I’m about to end this whole mans career
11:07 deodorant tastes good
Earlier I’m a master thief
"I'm sneaking into your house right now"
The kettle is boiling, would you like a spot of tea while you're here?
Jack: *hides in bushes*
Robin: "Meme time"
I can see dick grayson saying that
@@blueridinghood5375 That was a terrible joke! I totally didn't literally laugh aloud for WAY too long. 😂
“Rent-a-thug? I can have a boyfriend?”
LOL😂
That would be me lol
Martin Roach that’s cool
@@AbbyLynette me or no I guess I'm skinny and tall
Jack: breaks the window to get in the house
Also Jack: Lifts up the window that he broke.
Jack’s sneaking into my house rn? HA, fool. Little does he know, I live in his basement
ARC I live under his bed
@@river_styx1477 I live in his bed
Rebecca G A S P
Rebecca I AM his bed
This thread is awesome 😂
Jacksepticeye: (does intro)
Fans: Words can not explain my joy, and my day is complete
This game says everything about sean not having a driver's license
Nobody:
Jack: DEODORANT TASTES GOOD
Lol
Jack is perfect to remus sanders
Jack: I’m coming for them toes
Also jack ‘dragging an unconscious body into the dark’
The fuck
Jack-a-boi: "I'm sneaking into your house right now"
Me on the toilet: "oooooook buddy-"
Jack knocked them unconscious before they could finish
Title: I’m sneaking into your house right now
Me: literally gets out my room and checks if anyone is there
@@SolaBiblia07 no u
PMA GIRL *Anyone Else A Big Fan?🙋♂️*
👇
*I am sußßing to every person that likes this and sußs to me🌹*
*(Notis On Too🎁)*
Grammar:
The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit
F for Respect Ooooooooooo
"The key to be a good a good to be a good thief is nice and stealthy."
Makes the loudiest noise possible.
"Like a mouse."
Jack: "The key to being a good thief is to be nice and stealthy."
Jack: *Breaks glass window*
*SNEAK 100*
Yes that's the joke
Lol i literally just got to that part in the vid when i read this comment
*breaks window*
*slides it open to go in*
Jack breaks the glass window.
Also Jack: *_opens the window_*
*_Jesus christ that’s Jason Bourne_*
Lol
**reads title**
“Oh shi-“
Me: I'm not home and my mom isn't either my grandma is and my dog goodluck have fun Jack
*reads title*
“Sweeeeet”
You have the longest name I've ever seen and I like to think that that's your actual name and your parents just hate you and named intentionally
"I'm not crouching game what are you talking about!"
we all know jack, even the games know...
Jack: (picks up a chopping board)
Game: Valueless item.
Jack: Valueless item?! *I can use it to spank people.*
Jack: "The key to being a good thief is nice and stealthy."
~Obliterates window~
Jack: "Like a mouse."
~Causally opens window frame~
That made me ugly laugh hahaha
Chuzzle217 right? Lol
Nobody:
Jack: I’m cOmInG fOr ThOsE tOeS
Jack: "I'm sneaking into YOUR House right now!"
Me: "PLEASE COME IN, no need sneaking ☺"
In this game "Vinny" is a reference to 'Vinesauce: Vinny' I would recommend giving his channel a look.
Jack: “I’m coming for them toes.”
Me not wearing socks: “Well, now I’m defenitly putting on shoes and locks, metal socks on.”
Erwin Puijnen Dat ben ik zeker😁
Nomis48 - Why lol
Nomis48 - Are you interested?
Nice rhyme with "socks and locks"
hi
Lol I was like “who the heck texted me this?” Then I saw the RUclips logo 😂
Jack: "and then Mr. Jefferson over here-"
**LIFE IS STRANGE FLASHBACKS**
Nobody:
Jack: “WhEre’d ThE FuCkinG KeY Go?!”
“It’s not just stealing things, it’s also breaking the rules”
Therefore stealing isn’t against the law
"how to put the tv in the bag?!"
Welp bees can fly *humans can try*
But that's about it?
Its a stylistic choice XD
The News:
Local man Jacksepticeye shot to death for Breaking and Entering into a garden
*comes strolling out with 90s TV*
*immediatly shot on sight*
love it ''it's not just stealing things...i *also* get to break some rules!'' because as we all know, stealing isn't the same as breaking the rules. remember, if someone buys stuff for their house, that means they want you to have it really. all they ask is that you're quiet when you come pick it up, wear gloves so you don't make a mess, & come through a window or something so you don't bother the neighbours. people are nice like that aren't they.
"The key to being a good theif is 'nice and stealthy'"
*goes on to bust a window*
And screaming TOP OF MORNIN TO YA LADDIES, while hiding😂
Why aren’t you practicing
“Like a mouse”
Jack: *grabs a chopping board and puts in backpack*
Game: "Valueless Item"
Also Jack: "Valueless Item?! You realize how many people I can SPANK with this?!"
It's true though
??? I’m concerned as to how you know that XD
why, jack, *WHY??*
I was watching the video and reading this comment and the part of the video when he says this pops up
Robot Games 2019 same
Jack: "I'm sneaking into your house right now!"
Me: "Come at me, bro."
I'd be happy to see him. He is an awesome youtuber
Lmao i wouldve offered some snacks
1:26 what ur here for