MOST JUDGES : "Defendant, can you tell us your address, please?" JUDGE MIDDLETON : "So Bob, you're living over in the old Stokes house, right, with Steve and Doris? That house used to be yellow until 1986, then they repainted it that ugly green, and if you lift the third floorboard from the right in the kitchen, you'll find a "Greg Loves Debbie" heart that Greg drew when he was 7."
Loving- "Sonja-Marie's Specialty Zoom Hair Styling Services, at The Curl Up And Dye Salon Station, 2nd Zoom Box from The Left, Judge Washington's Docket."
Asking me what day it is to determine whether I’m drunk or not would keep me in jail on a regular basis. And I don’t drink. I often spend all day Tuesday thinking it’s Friday.
I remember one time when I was a teen my mom and grandma sued someone. They had to go do a deposition, but it was over 2 hours away at 8am in the morning. They woke me up at 4am to leave by 445am. While they were meeting with the lawyers they left me in the lobby. I passed out on the couch! They were in the office for hours and I slept on the super comfy leather couch! No one woke me up. 😂
Judge Middleton takes care of these towns. They would be much worse off with a judge that doesn’t keep tabs on everything going on and on everyone living there.
@@lindseywaidelich9831 Good luck to you. When there are no longer any people, see how far you get when you have even a small issue. May your every call be answered by those creepy human sighing robots that no matter what you do it keeps repeating. "I didn't understand your response. Please press or say..... for eternity.
A thief trying to act like they want to contribute. I never feel sorry for someone who is older and spent their entire life in criminal activity. Disgusting.
Using a long ago head injury to make excuses for her criminal behavior is absolutely ridiculous. I will bet the records show she was stealing long before any bump on the head. I too got a meth vibe on this one.
To me, the woman’s stealing sounds compulsive, and she’s trying to make sense of it as much as the court is. That’s not terribly uncommon, whether it’s related to long-term drug use, mental illness, TBI, etc. That doesn’t make it excusable, because it’s your own responsibility to seek help when you have a destructive and disordered behavior like that (especially when you’re in a community with resources for that, as Debbie said), but it possibly provides some context to why she would shoplift a few random items out of a huge order she didn’t even pay for with her own money.
What is messed up is most of the places that offer help are income based or can only help so many people. There’s always people who are left out and struggling.
Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive. Frankly, the most fundamental basis of such a profound human truth is the manner by which we deceive ourselves.
I love tgat Nudge Middleton gives a nod to English law by tying his hair back with black ties. As a Brit working in law/medicine now in the US, I love his subtle acknowledgment to when English barristers pass the bar and take silk.
I have a friend with a traumatic brain injury. She has issues with dates and impulse control…. Not a shoplifter but you sure don’t want to stand in front of her car when she is mad lol
57 entries? At some point there can be no more sympathy. If one is caught 57 times, it means one got away with it at least a couple hundred other times.
Along with how much and how long ago one has eaten, yes. I can believe, if the officers were the snarky type, some comments might have been made after getting answers to their questions about this.
Law Daddy is formal. He didn’t listen to the ever awesome Ysenia that he had a hearing today. If I watch all your uploads today, can I start day drinking on central time even though I’m in San Francisco
I like that Texas judge; Straight, and to the point; No BS..."You are big boys, and I ain't your mother. If you mess up, you will pay..." No arguments, or talking back. "Yes maam, no maam; You can go, but stop breaking the law...Towns like that dont have matress pads on the steel beds...
The Kool-Aid Caper. I suggested the party, and decided that Walmart needed to donate the meat course. Mike i agree with your assessment, she's been getting away with stealing from them for years.
The meat stealer, the judge said she accepted responsibility. But she didn't, she said I did it because of both money, head injury, there's a party, blah blah blah. Responsibility is saying you did it without 10 excuses
These blow my mind. With jails crowded everywhere, I can't believe they through so many people in jail for traffic citations. If they did that where I live, people would be sleeping in the shower stalls. I couldn't imagine being pulled over for a rolling stop at a stop sign and going to jail over it!
I-94 goes well beyond Chicago. It passes through Wisconsin, Minneapolis/St. Paul, up to North Dakota, all the way out to Billings, MT, where it joins up with I-90 and ends in Seattle.
My sisterinlaw was a thief. She stole just to steal. It gave her a rush. She stole so many things from me then got angry when i cslked her out on it. I went to her house and there was my stuff all over her house, includi g my SILVERWARE.
About 5 years ago when I was living in an apartment where this young homeless couple was living in a shed next door. I knew them from my job and I felt bad considering I had experienced being homeless myself previously so I would let them use my shower to and to throw a load of clothes in my washing machine. Ended up learning the meaning behind the saying "no good deed goes unpunished" firsthand when I realized the girlfriend was going into my bathroom cabinet and stealing my makeup items. The crazy part is that she was even stealing items like my concealer and foundation which made no sense because she is African American and I am Polish with very fair skin. Like girl...why are you taking that kind of stuff? Ended up cutting off helping them after realizing what she was doing. Of course she got all pissed when I confronted her about it, mind you she had my lip gloss hanging out of her pocket while trying to angrily proclaim her innocence lol 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
My mom was a prolific thief all throughout my childhood and it was terribly disappointing and embarrassing because the whole family knew but never talked about it. Everyone just quietly kept their valuables hidden.
"The part of my brain that controls my honesty and keeps me as a hard-working, responsible member of society was damaged in a head injury back 20 years ago. So I can't help that I'm a dishonest, meat thieving crook!"
It seems dirty to hold people in jail presumed innocent, then tell them they can leave today if they plead guilty. How is it justice served, if a guilty msn goes home and an innocent man is locked up until he confesses? The judge is literally saying if you did this, you don't deserve locked up, but if you didn't, you stay in jail until you can prove it.
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MOST JUDGES : "Defendant, can you tell us your address, please?"
JUDGE MIDDLETON : "So Bob, you're living over in the old Stokes house, right, with Steve and Doris? That house used to be yellow until 1986, then they repainted it that ugly green, and if you lift the third floorboard from the right in the kitchen, you'll find a "Greg Loves Debbie" heart that Greg drew when he was 7."
I'm still laughing!
😂lol so true !!
He knows everyone in town!
Lmao
Another worst most underrated comment on yt entry...
“Dave’s not here, man”.
Loving- "Sonja-Marie's Specialty Zoom Hair Styling Services, at The Curl Up And Dye Salon Station, 2nd Zoom Box from The Left, Judge Washington's Docket."
Asking me what day it is to determine whether I’m drunk or not would keep me in jail on a regular basis. And I don’t drink. I often spend all day Tuesday thinking it’s Friday.
Nothing ruins a Friday more than finding out it's Tuesday!!! 😂
Totally agree. The week is one seemless day for me.
Same lolol 😂
Well Mike the sleeping guy has one thing going for him......he's not naked😂
🤣
If McNally is "Judge Dad", Middleton is "Judge Disappointed Uncle"
Yeah, but he's that cool uncle who knows how to fix old stuff.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Accurate!
The accuracy is spot on 😂😂😂😂
I absolutely love your comment!!! 😬😬😬
I remember one time when I was a teen my mom and grandma sued someone. They had to go do a deposition, but it was over 2 hours away at 8am in the morning. They woke me up at 4am to leave by 445am. While they were meeting with the lawyers they left me in the lobby. I passed out on the couch! They were in the office for hours and I slept on the super comfy leather couch! No one woke me up. 😂
The thing that continues to amaze me is that the goat hasn't broken given how much you use it.
I pray for it's demise, however, something tells me he has more than one. 🤣
I bought my own goat, because I love the look my cat makes when she hears the scream!
I just had my own audiovisual of the screaming goat breaking mid shriek- kinda "Lleaalrrllgghigig ....!snap ...................."
Rip little goat...
“That’s what she said”
Judge Simpson has definitely seen it all!
Judge Middleton, as well. I can't even imagine the train wrecks they've been involved with.
You forgot a appearance? Did Judge Middleton call to remind you?😅
This judge is the best. The man is asleep and he waits for someone to wake him up.
brain injury does not make you steal. Good lord.
And she says the injury happened in 06 or 09, yet her criminal history goes back over 20 years....🙄
hun, it's Hamburger Helper, not
Hamburger Help Yourself 😂
Good one🤣
I love the fact that Judge Middleton knows everyone in St Jo county.
💕 Judge Middleton. He's so cool, even the f-bomb doesn't rattle him in the least.
If the red koolaid man is on meth when he busts through the Walmart wall carrying meat saying OH YEAH …. You will definitely get arrested! 😂
Someone shot my car up and I have brainitis your honour 🧠
Judge Middleton takes care of these towns. They would be much worse off with a judge that doesn’t keep tabs on everything going on and on everyone living there.
There are plenty of people in AA who would pick him up for meetings.
Love you Mike !! Your zooms, your pups, and the goat make my day !!! 😍😍😍😘😘😘😍🐕🐕🐕🐐🐐🐐
Did Judge Hamilton say $300 credit for two days? I think I am going to go to jail so I can make more money than I do out here. LOL
I do not condone stealing. That said Mike, I never asked to work at Walmart. Hire more checkout clerks. I am union!
Yep I’m not working for their billionaire asses for free.
And double yep on Union 💪🏻
Oh for fucks sake.... I'll take the self check out.. but then again.. I don't shop at Walmart
@@lindseywaidelich9831 Good luck to you. When there are no longer any people, see how far you get when you have even a small issue. May your every call be answered by those creepy human sighing robots that no matter what you do it keeps repeating. "I didn't understand your response. Please press or say..... for eternity.
“Shot my car up…”??? I smell synthetic drugs, ma’am. Perhaps, a little meth.??
Judge Hamilton-the jail has quite the variety of clothing.
Mike. Thanks for branching out to new areas. It is interesting and keeps things fresh, but we don't forget our favorites either.
A thief trying to act like they want to contribute. I never feel sorry for someone who is older and spent their entire life in criminal activity. Disgusting.
Using a long ago head injury to make excuses for her criminal behavior is absolutely ridiculous. I will bet the records show she was stealing long before any bump on the head. I too got a meth vibe on this one.
The audacity!! Like premeditated m#rder.
Kool Aid ??????
Desperate times !!!
Always great content with lots of laughs. We need laughs to sustain us, so again thanks!
If you are that poor you do not need to do parties. Stop buying meth.
Yesenia herds attorneys!
Parking in the middle of I-94 is a death stroke for himself and others.
Love me some judge middleton, simpson and washington...such amazing and wise human beings
I remember those days of working the grave yard shift. Whew! Thank you for posting. :) Ivan
To me, the woman’s stealing sounds compulsive, and she’s trying to make sense of it as much as the court is. That’s not terribly uncommon, whether it’s related to long-term drug use, mental illness, TBI, etc. That doesn’t make it excusable, because it’s your own responsibility to seek help when you have a destructive and disordered behavior like that (especially when you’re in a community with resources for that, as Debbie said), but it possibly provides some context to why she would shoplift a few random items out of a huge order she didn’t even pay for with her own money.
She still used his card when stealing the meat. Soooo that was her contribution.
What is messed up is most of the places that offer help are income based or can only help so many people. There’s always people who are left out and struggling.
as always....thanks a million Mike. Luv ya Southeast Texas style!
Ain't no dreaming of big macs when you work there. The last thing you wanna dream of is work crap, but you'll FOREVER smell the fries and grease 😂
Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive. Frankly, the most fundamental basis of such a profound human truth is the manner by which we deceive ourselves.
No suit today Mikey? ❤😂
I love tgat Nudge Middleton gives a nod to English law by tying his hair back with black ties. As a Brit working in law/medicine now in the US, I love his subtle acknowledgment to when English barristers pass the bar and take silk.
I'm not surprised. Did you hear his ancestors were from Liverpool?
@@glenmoss02 yay. Big shout out to Liverpool.
12:25 I’m trying real hard your honor. I try real hard to not get caught when I’m stealing….
Judge Washington! Just tell her it was a mystery man driving drunk and not you!
He's preapproved to smoke pot
I had watched that Middleton one the day it took place. I love seeing it again. UnREAL!!!!!
she doesn't look like she's missed many meals
I'm from Yolo County and I got my failure to appear in 1979. Fled the state in 1999. Happy ever since!
I love rural/small town life.
"I don't make any excuse for my actions"-while making excuses after excuses.
I have a friend with a traumatic brain injury. She has issues with dates and impulse control…. Not a shoplifter but you sure don’t want to stand in front of her car when she is mad lol
Oh, boo-hoo “the harder I try the harder it gets”, you’re not trying that hard if you’re ringing Kool-Aid in place of meat.
If being fat shamed gets you outta trouble, I'm starting a crime wave! Weeeeeee!
Another nice evening. Good night 💤😴
For the woman in 3B who stole meat to "contribute" to the party: don't judge her love language😂
She said she has been doing good and staying at home 😂
Dude was too drunk to sign up for community service.
57 entries? At some point there can be no more sympathy. If one is caught 57 times, it means one got away with it at least a couple hundred other times.
Wait so Debra knows wheres there is free lodging AND free food? We need another clip for that!
Oh it's not free, they charge you for it
Yes...prison.
Debbie is the best.😊
Because weight effects absorbing alcohol
Along with how much and how long ago one has eaten, yes. I can believe, if the officers were the snarky type, some comments might have been made after getting answers to their questions about this.
Mike after all your translations I am pretty sure I qualify as bilingual 😂
It was my brain injury, remember I just told you, your honor.🤕
There’s a blue pill to help get your Johnson up.
17:21 she really is doing her hair ???😂😂
in California, they might be able to do an online course run by the Improv… only $24.95 including tix to a comedy show. ( not an ad)
I always pass my Incompetency Exams. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not.
The old head injury excuse 😕
Law Daddy is formal. He didn’t listen to the ever awesome Ysenia that he had a hearing today. If I watch all your uploads today, can I start day drinking on central time even though I’m in San Francisco
I like that Texas judge; Straight, and to the point; No BS..."You are big boys, and I ain't your mother. If you mess up, you will pay..." No arguments, or talking back. "Yes maam, no maam; You can go, but stop breaking the law...Towns like that dont have matress pads on the steel beds...
ZOOM Court would be absolutely perfect …
if only people weren’t involved 💈✂️
they actually showed the coolaid scan on video the day she didn't show
No one sees Barney up in the corner cutting her hair???😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My family has property in St. Joseph MI. I should move there, stay under the radar and say “hi” to Judge Middleton to freak him out.
The Kool-Aid Caper. I suggested the party, and decided that Walmart needed to donate the meat course. Mike i agree with your assessment, she's been getting away with stealing from them for years.
What does he recruit for? I mean he looks like Tony Soprano. Just saying. Lol.
Mr. Foley? Axel Foley? Day-um.
The old banana in the tailpipe
He only had 7 beers and 3 cocktails? I had that while watching this lol! Come to Wisconsin boy, we will teach you the ways lol!
😂
You didn’t contribute ! That grocery store did.
It's bad when the judge knows more about you than you do
Why don’t she shut up is that her defense attorney what did she just say 😂
Todd Christopher Johnson was sentenced to 17.5 - 40 years for three counts of sexual misconduct.
The meat stealer, the judge said she accepted responsibility. But she didn't, she said I did it because of both money, head injury, there's a party, blah blah blah. Responsibility is saying you did it without 10 excuses
Screw that; $300.00 a day off of my fine...? Staying in jail is a no-brainer!!! Stay a few days until the balance is $20.00...
You're our champ!
38:24 did he say “fuck no” to doing community service?? 😂😂😂
I will never understand why people think it is o to steal. it is NEVER ok. 😖
Meat. When you care to STEAL the very best. ROFL
Maybe she should spend some time in jail !! She will keep doing it.
These blow my mind. With jails crowded everywhere, I can't believe they through so many people in jail for traffic citations. If they did that where I live, people would be sleeping in the shower stalls. I couldn't imagine being pulled over for a rolling stop at a stop sign and going to jail over it!
57 entries eh...? Hmmmmm could maybe be a frequent flyer.....? Does she get frequent flyer points?
The guy who could not seem to remember to sign up for community service should have been in front of Judge Dad.
Oh I hope she is not taking care of someone.
I-94 goes well beyond Chicago. It passes through Wisconsin, Minneapolis/St. Paul, up to North Dakota, all the way out to Billings, MT, where it joins up with I-90 and ends in Seattle.
Not buying head injury!! Nope!! Notta!!
Wish I could sleep like that lol
My sisterinlaw was a thief. She stole just to steal. It gave her a rush. She stole so many things from me then got angry when i cslked her out on it. I went to her house and there was my stuff all over her house, includi g my SILVERWARE.
About 5 years ago when I was living in an apartment where this young homeless couple was living in a shed next door. I knew them from my job and I felt bad considering I had experienced being homeless myself previously so I would let them use my shower to and to throw a load of clothes in my washing machine. Ended up learning the meaning behind the saying "no good deed goes unpunished" firsthand when I realized the girlfriend was going into my bathroom cabinet and stealing my makeup items. The crazy part is that she was even stealing items like my concealer and foundation which made no sense because she is African American and I am Polish with very fair skin. Like girl...why are you taking that kind of stuff?
Ended up cutting off helping them after realizing what she was doing. Of course she got all pissed when I confronted her about it, mind you she had my lip gloss hanging out of her pocket while trying to angrily proclaim her innocence lol 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
My mom was a prolific thief all throughout my childhood and it was terribly disappointing and embarrassing because the whole family knew but never talked about it. Everyone just quietly kept their valuables hidden.
I am surprised they are doing this silliness on zoom. Manning would tear them a new one as would Simpson.
Mrs.Coolaid is using a dog grooming trimmer
"The part of my brain that controls my honesty and keeps me as a hard-working, responsible member of society was damaged in a head injury back 20 years ago. So I can't help that I'm a dishonest, meat thieving crook!"
Her criminal history pre-dates the injury..
It seems dirty to hold people in jail presumed innocent, then tell them they can leave today if they plead guilty.
How is it justice served, if a guilty msn goes home and an innocent man is locked up until he confesses?
The judge is literally saying if you did this, you don't deserve locked up, but if you didn't, you stay in jail until you can prove it.