George Carlin - The American Dream

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  • Опубликовано: 3 авг 2009
  • A truly classic bit from George taken from the 2005 HBO special "Life is Worth Losing."
    Your honesty and appreciation for life is truly missed :(
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  • @SweetGypsyMamma213
    @SweetGypsyMamma213 Месяц назад +76

    Who is here in 2024

  • @FINANCIAL1Q
    @FINANCIAL1Q Месяц назад +76

    Who is still watching 2024

    • @Divine_Serpent_Geh
      @Divine_Serpent_Geh Месяц назад +1

      Right here. America is slavery

    • @lucidrebuilds6129
      @lucidrebuilds6129 Месяц назад +7

      I'll never forget this man

    • @lopresti4559
      @lopresti4559 Месяц назад +5

      It still relevant today. Its happening now......still.

    • @snelgrave101
      @snelgrave101 8 дней назад +1

      I watch George a few times weekly, especially his later more cynical stuff 👍 by far the best comedian/philosopher EVER, I love Pryor, hicks , Dangerfield, hedberg, gallagher etc, nobody is on the same level as Mr Carlin, we miss you George.

    • @lopresti4559
      @lopresti4559 7 дней назад +1

      @@snelgrave101 this vid. here, and his vid. on Voting- shows how his intellect and honesty was on another level. He was truth telling here. So brave, so aware and perceptive. His 'Modern Man' vid. also is pretty impressive. His words/message are timeless. But oh, if he seen all that is happening today....... 😉🤔😖🤯🙄😖

  • @artanis82
    @artanis82 2 года назад +1252

    This man didn't do stand up comedy, he did stand up truth

    • @giovannisocci8793
      @giovannisocci8793 Год назад +6

      It was comedy,he never did anything about it,he never grabbed a gun and fought against the things he complained about,talk,talk.
      Talk is cheap and fixes nothing,but the man did make money with this comedy.

    • @alwaysfutureneverpastmakep7307
      @alwaysfutureneverpastmakep7307 Год назад

      @@giovannisocci8793 haha. And the fuck have you done?

    • @hlessiavedon
      @hlessiavedon Год назад +16

      What exactly have YOU DONE about the problems of this nation?

    • @giovannisocci8793
      @giovannisocci8793 Год назад +3

      @@hlessiavedon whine and complain like this man did,only I chose not to profit.

    • @alwaysfutureneverpastmakep7307
      @alwaysfutureneverpastmakep7307 Год назад +3

      @@hlessiavedon I’ve helped pay for food for people who couldn’t. I worked as a volunteer in a food bank, I’ve picked up trash of my own volition wherever I went.

  • @chrisp7110
    @chrisp7110 4 года назад +1785

    If he was alive today, he would have said "I told you so."

    • @thenotmangaman8885
      @thenotmangaman8885 3 года назад +5

      Kev Smith Silent Bob?

    • @stolasgoetia93
      @stolasgoetia93 3 года назад +56

      I do wish he were alive for all this. He'd have soo much to say.

    • @Dubyah_B
      @Dubyah_B 3 года назад +33

      If he was still around today, he would let everybody have it.

    • @Bluebelle51
      @Bluebelle51 3 года назад +26

      he didn't have to say "I told you so"
      we already knew

    • @mavisformula
      @mavisformula 3 года назад +8

      Imagine how long he would last saying this in China?! Or Russia? I love this, so right

  • @ORDEROFTHEKNIGHTSTEMPLAR13
    @ORDEROFTHEKNIGHTSTEMPLAR13 3 месяца назад +35

    American dream is going into debt to buy things you can't afford just to impress people you dont like

  • @jacobmalic5037
    @jacobmalic5037 2 месяца назад +41

    “Nobody seems to notice, nobody seems to care “ this sentence tells everything about us.

    • @jasonmatkovich6342
      @jasonmatkovich6342 8 дней назад +2

      And those that do notice and care are called conspiracy theorists

    • @IAMNOTBLACK-eo2yx
      @IAMNOTBLACK-eo2yx 5 дней назад

      This tells everything about why I finally got out of the united states

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 3 дня назад

      ​@@IAMNOTBLACK-eo2yx its worse everywhere else mahn

  • @user-hm9fv7mx9n
    @user-hm9fv7mx9n 2 месяца назад +13

    George Carlin, America's Philosopher King.

  • @edwardprete
    @edwardprete Год назад +408

    Carlin has been gone 15 years, yet this is still 100% accurate today, and still will be 15 years from now.

    • @skillethead15
      @skillethead15 Год назад

      The only way this stuff won’t be relevant is when the American people stop fighting each other and ban together to stop these rich assholes. We are going to have to burn it down like they do in France. Only then will we have a government working for us.

    • @thegreat1007
      @thegreat1007 11 месяцев назад +2

      EXACTLY

    • @fxgreek5490
      @fxgreek5490 11 месяцев назад +5

      Not 100% but Nowadays 1000% and rising.!

    • @MetalD1111
      @MetalD1111 7 месяцев назад +1

      The things he would say about todays society man I wish he was here still I can hear him now haha

    • @steveschramko2386
      @steveschramko2386 5 месяцев назад +2

      MORE accurate !

  • @joshklein6679
    @joshklein6679 2 года назад +586

    This is the greatest 5 minute segment in history. EVERYTHING he says, is true.

    • @im-un-fragile
      @im-un-fragile 2 года назад +26

      every. fucking. word.

    • @geyes7813
      @geyes7813 2 года назад +9

      Every single bit

    • @declanjames5604
      @declanjames5604 Год назад

      In history or in television history?

    • @calvinsomers1197
      @calvinsomers1197 Год назад +5

      And this was in 2008 right in the heart of the dogmatically patriotic Iraq war era. Listen to the awkwardness of the crowd when he starts talking about freedom of choice in this country.

    • @Worldwide51515
      @Worldwide51515 Год назад

      End of overtime? And it’s just doomerism. Average full time worker salary as of this comment is 55k which can buy a 300k home. If you make more than 35k you’re a top 1% earner in the world, congrats you’re the privileged ahole to 99% of the human population

  • @robertstraw9881
    @robertstraw9881 2 года назад +435

    He was a poet, a philosopher, a comedian and an inspiration.

  • @restwellcloud-ix8ee
    @restwellcloud-ix8ee 2 месяца назад +19

    It's called the "American Dream" because you have to be asleep to believe it. BRILLIANT!

  • @TheDilla
    @TheDilla 3 года назад +494

    If he was alive today, not a single word from this would be changed.

    • @azuresky4984
      @azuresky4984 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/T2OAFTQGBeU/видео.html

    • @erikswanson224
      @erikswanson224 2 года назад +28

      It's more relevant now than when he said it. Things have gotten worse, not better.

    • @erikswanson224
      @erikswanson224 2 года назад +14

      It's even more relevant now. I think this doesn't come across as one of his funnier bits because the audience realizes he's talking about them. It hits a little too close to home.

    • @mr.bouncealot9047
      @mr.bouncealot9047 2 года назад

      He died almost 14 years ago. Before the financial crisis hit, and he had them all figured out.
      It's almost like they looked around the corner. "Is he gone?? Carlin's dead? OK, full speed ahead fuckers! Let's fuck the world with that blue, white and red dick!"

    • @GlennDavey
      @GlennDavey 2 года назад

      He has material from the 90's about humans being an invasive species with no natural predators and that earth would muster some defence, like a hornet colony protecting itself, and wipe us out with a pandemic.

  • @TheJSpiegel
    @TheJSpiegel 8 месяцев назад +91

    When he repeats himself that the government “doesn’t care about you” that is incredibly powerful because of how true it is.

    • @JL-cn6nh
      @JL-cn6nh 2 месяца назад +4

      And how serious he was.

    • @brandonf24
      @brandonf24 7 дней назад

      Government is NOT a monolithic entity. What he is talking about is WHO is invested with political power to determine the actions of your government...be it in the county, state, or the federal level...the patrician donor class. There is no lobby for the poor in DC, hence the half-century of neoliberal deregulatory, union-busting, and special-interest peddling policymaking. All of which has given rise to a new populism, which knows no party, in reaction to the loss of social mobility, financial security, and peace of mind. Sadly, there is only one form of populism that has achieved political power today...the sort that vilifies the most vulnerable members of American society...be it welfare recipients or immigrants as an invasive other, with all of its faux, performative patriotism, folk devilry, conspiratorial narratives, hyperbole, vitriol, mendacity, falsehoods, and yes, a newfound advocacy of authoritarianism. These poor people have been commodified as voters to shift tax burdens from the wealthy onto themselves, dismantle their public education system for charters, vouchers, and private schools, and lavish every tartuffe with idolatry in believing that a criminal charlatan and wannabe strongman is an agent of a God. These Americans are a generation lost and Carlin is fortunate enough not to have seen this fascism come to fruition with their threats of civil strife and political violence at a time when the world needs American leadership most against a new axis of illiberal autocratic powers utilizing our tribalistic polarization for their gain.

  • @loganmansiongames
    @loganmansiongames 3 года назад +525

    Damn this hasn't aged at all & i love that Quote "They call it the American Dream because you have to be asleep to belive it" -George Carlin.

    • @azuresky4984
      @azuresky4984 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/T2OAFTQGBeU/видео.html

    • @blacklyfe5543
      @blacklyfe5543 2 года назад +4

      *believe

    • @GlennDavey
      @GlennDavey 2 года назад +12

      "The flag is a symbol. And I leave symbols to the symbol-minded." - George Carlin

    • @Helaw0lf
      @Helaw0lf 2 года назад +7

      I argue it aged just fine.

    • @lmjesuschrist7450
      @lmjesuschrist7450 Год назад +3

      One of my absolute favorite quotes.

  • @HarryGuit
    @HarryGuit 3 месяца назад +30

    Spending money you don‘t have on things you don‘t need … to impress people you don‘t like.

    • @Jonalisa754
      @Jonalisa754 Месяц назад

      I am a consumer, I am a baby boomer🙋🏼‍♀️

    • @berklymiller919
      @berklymiller919 2 дня назад

      Sounds like christmas to me 😮

  • @lilnike2
    @lilnike2 Год назад +23

    This is aging like wine now

  • @jarrensummers6269
    @jarrensummers6269 8 месяцев назад +35

    Almost 20 years later and this man's message is more relevant now than it was then. God bless Carlin.

    • @Gaminglife-sf1oz
      @Gaminglife-sf1oz 8 месяцев назад

      He is an atheist so no need to say "God bless carlin"

    • @ubsglobalserve1002
      @ubsglobalserve1002 7 месяцев назад

      @@Gaminglife-sf1ozhahaha! RUclips:)

    • @scaper8
      @scaper8 5 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@Gaminglife-sf1oz As an atheist too, I think he'd appreciate the sentiment. He'd certainly appreciate the irony, at the very least.

    • @trevorlee7945
      @trevorlee7945 2 месяца назад

      you mean Joe Pesci hahaha

  • @Ring0fSaturn
    @Ring0fSaturn 8 лет назад +635

    Mr. Carlin is at his most honest, observant and critical here. Not his funniest bit, but there are a few laughs from the audience, probably laughter to relieve discomfort. I love this bit because George Carlin was not only funny, but crucial to our culture. We need someone like George to carry the torch for continued enlightenment.

  • @SapienSpace
    @SapienSpace Год назад +24

    "Idiocracy" was not meant to be a documentary, but that is how it turned out.

  • @thatguy1860
    @thatguy1860 2 года назад +137

    The older I get, the more I realize that he wasn't telling jokes. Truth seems funny when you aren't used to hearing it.

    • @RapunzelSA
      @RapunzelSA Год назад +3

      Many truths are said in jest. I've noticed this trait amongst modern stand-upcomedian-critics too. At least four comes to mind immediately. Bill Maher, John Oliver, Trevor Noah, Stephen Colbert. Way to go 👍. There are more of them getting the message out there!

    • @TheJeremyKentBGross
      @TheJeremyKentBGross Год назад

      @@RapunzelSA You are kidding right? Those are some of the biggest lying propagandists out there. The best on your list is Maher who is right about half the time, and the other half is either lying or willfully ignorant. He frames himself as balanced while blatantly lying in his criticisms of always one side while softballing the other. Dude is either a stooge, or a willing puppet that sold his soul for the benefits that come with being the mouthpiece for more powerful interests. The one good quality he has is that he does seem to have a baseline of real liberal principles that causes him to call out the MOST obscene or ridiculous stuff from "his team." But that's the best I can say for any of them. It all goes rapidly down hill from there. These voices ARE the controlled media of the oligarchs Carlin is talking about, and you only need to see a few examples of them wildly editing people out of context to smear them with the opposite of reality to see just how truly evil the rest of those pieces of s*** really are, as they pretend that their lies and life destroying slander are "just jokes bro" whenever they get caught. Seriously f'ing evil most of those people.

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 3 дня назад

      ​@@RapunzelSA oh good grief you really still listen to those liberal comics? 🤦‍♂️
      Carlin was way different than those sellouts

  • @ImOvervalued
    @ImOvervalued 2 года назад +83

    This is growing more and more relevant. it's never been left vs right, it's rich vs poor.

    • @jonnyboyca
      @jonnyboyca 2 года назад +22

      class warfare

    • @ASlutty9SUnit
      @ASlutty9SUnit Год назад

      "More and more relevant?" My brother, this dude is wizened and dead, and he was still saying it as a matter of course.
      It's ALWAYS been relevant, we just hear it, say: "Man, he's right! Anyway..." and forget it. It's never NOT been relevant. It's the entire US system for decades back!

    • @beavismcdeavis142
      @beavismcdeavis142 Год назад +4

      Good vs evil sleepy head

    • @williamrockwell9705
      @williamrockwell9705 Год назад

      Viewing reality that way is marxist in nature which is sure as hell left vs right.

  • @MarstheAvenger1
    @MarstheAvenger1 Год назад +28

    George left us 15 years ago today. He's more relevant than ever. R.I.P. George Carlin (May 12, 1937-June 22, 2008).

    • @techhabits.
      @techhabits. 7 месяцев назад +1

      Amidst the financial crisis of 08

  • @jamesrogers2382
    @jamesrogers2382 3 года назад +147

    His finest hour.

    • @azuresky4984
      @azuresky4984 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/T2OAFTQGBeU/видео.html

  • @nicatibrahimxelilov5806
    @nicatibrahimxelilov5806 Год назад +7

    Why are some people laughing, we should cry

  • @ZootSuitSanta
    @ZootSuitSanta 10 месяцев назад +47

    There it is. He just laid it all out brilliantly: the truth about American capitalism.
    And he somehow articulated this bitter, agonizing reality in a way that was even funny in less than 5 minutes.
    Ladies and gentlemen, Carlin was the greatest comic of all time.

    • @danyeo
      @danyeo 8 месяцев назад +1

      In socialism you get screwed even more and the same rich Aholes are still in power. At least with capitalism if you’re smart and talented enough you can become wealthy. Socialism? Haha, get in line for a loaf of bread.

    • @MetalD1111
      @MetalD1111 7 месяцев назад +2

      Exactly man the things he would say about society today he would be having a field day man I miss him

    • @JL-cn6nh
      @JL-cn6nh 2 месяца назад

      Was he laying out capitalism , or just corrupt government(s).
      Because I don’t give a damned what system you live under, if it’s corrupt , you have no chance.
      Do you think socialism is better ? Well they give a F even less.

  • @carpenoctem775
    @carpenoctem775 6 месяцев назад +6

    More relevant now than ever.

  • @burtandtamarabeck3830
    @burtandtamarabeck3830 4 месяца назад +9

    This is perfect. George Carlin was a genius

  • @TabacoTheGreen
    @TabacoTheGreen 11 месяцев назад +10

    Every mounth i need to come by and listen this again. "Its called the american dream, because you have to be sleep to belive it"... People keep sleeping but the alarm is on guys.

  • @gregdavis9039
    @gregdavis9039 3 месяца назад +8

    5 minutes of Gospel

  • @District.24
    @District.24 3 года назад +218

    "The American dream: because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin

    • @RB01.10
      @RB01.10 Год назад +5

      Our corporations sold the American Dream overseas beginning in the 70’s and 80’s for cheap labor, at least that’s what I’ve always heard

    • @upc.barcodes83
      @upc.barcodes83 Год назад +1

      @@RB01.10 yup. Now all immigrants wanna come here even if it'll cost their life trying. To work some frozen fruit warehouse under the table or under a temp agency who takes $5/hour from their pay.

    • @SAVERREPUBLIC1776
      @SAVERREPUBLIC1776 6 месяцев назад

      George always nailed it!

    • @FrancoisPerez-tm8ym
      @FrancoisPerez-tm8ym 4 месяца назад +1

      Most American still believe in it🤔

    • @chipchelios
      @chipchelios 4 месяца назад

      ​@@FrancoisPerez-tm8ym most Americans are stupid

  • @gtcstorm40
    @gtcstorm40 3 года назад +42

    He would have loved this past 15 months.

    • @GlennDavey
      @GlennDavey 2 года назад

      GEORGE CARLIN DEAD AT 84 DUE TO COVID-19-RELATED MYDIOCARDIAL INFARCTION

  • @AdamH9300
    @AdamH9300 3 года назад +172

    As long as this bit is still relevant, the world hasn’t been fixed.
    We need to strive for a future where this legendary bit will make people think “what is he even talking about?”

    • @azuresky4984
      @azuresky4984 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/T2OAFTQGBeU/видео.html

    • @GlennDavey
      @GlennDavey 2 года назад

      Jammin' in New York has some neat stuff about how before we can really destroy planet Earth it will come up with a way to control our numbers, perhaps with some sort of a virus...

    • @mckavitt13
      @mckavitt13 2 года назад +1

      Well, America anyway.

    • @AdamH9300
      @AdamH9300 2 года назад +9

      @@mckavitt13 that problem is everywhere, not just america. But the US is much more extreme yeah

  • @fearsomename4517
    @fearsomename4517 3 месяца назад +3

    "It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it" George nailed it.

  • @fearsomename4517
    @fearsomename4517 3 месяца назад +5

    Schools out, folks. Legendary.

  • @aasifazimabadi786
    @aasifazimabadi786 2 года назад +22

    Imagine if they played this on the Fourth of July, uncensored, instead of the fireworks...

  • @elliottharris9015
    @elliottharris9015 3 месяца назад +3

    This man predicted the future, unintentionally.

  • @Tim_Franklin
    @Tim_Franklin 2 месяца назад +4

    I first watched George Carlin on Shining Time Station. Loved that show as a kid. His stand up opened my eyes and my mind so i could eventually learn the real facts. Thank you, George.

  • @SilverwingTV
    @SilverwingTV 2 года назад +33

    This man would be getting so much hate these days from the rich.
    Because he’s right.

  • @bananabanana9210
    @bananabanana9210 3 года назад +104

    i like how blunt he is. one of my favorite stand up comedians, r.i.p.

    • @azuresky4984
      @azuresky4984 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/T2OAFTQGBeU/видео.html

    • @saynotocensorship
      @saynotocensorship 2 года назад +3

      He’s not blunt. He’s old school youngster. I was raised by depression era Grandparents. He’s as real as you’ll ever see. Listen and learn.

  • @mccallie2014
    @mccallie2014 3 года назад +50

    Why does this only have 36k views??? Should be around 3M.

    • @linkin21
      @linkin21 3 года назад +14

      It’s just like Carlin said they control the media and dangle distractions in front of your face so you ignore the important things.

    • @azuresky4984
      @azuresky4984 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/T2OAFTQGBeU/видео.html

    • @brucenyakundi8594
      @brucenyakundi8594 2 года назад +6

      People don't like the truth

    • @Yandel21ableify
      @Yandel21ableify 2 года назад +3

      @@brucenyakundi8594 The truth hurts

  • @ST0AT
    @ST0AT 2 года назад +36

    Each of Carlin's bits continues to age like fine wine - the older it gets, the better

    • @GlennDavey
      @GlennDavey 2 года назад

      There was that stuff about eating disorders ("Rich c*** don't wanna eat? F*** her...") that didn't age particularly well. But otherwise you're right.

    • @billbeliakoff5589
      @billbeliakoff5589 2 года назад +5

      And it, amazingly, remains relevant.

    • @lucasbrown2656
      @lucasbrown2656 Год назад

      @@billbeliakoff5589 because of one thing and one thing only ,one of the oldest saying in the book, “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it” these elites have made so much fucking money off of us working class why would they regulate and expand the wealth to the whole country when they could just say “fuck em” and take all the money. It’s how its always has been and never will change.

  • @intoxicatedandslighlyfaded534
    @intoxicatedandslighlyfaded534 2 года назад +59

    I never get sick of Carlin. 🐐🐐🐐

  • @jaredbailey8237
    @jaredbailey8237 Год назад +41

    No comedian before or since has ever had a better parting shot. On his way out of this world. He spoke the truth all of us are feeling. God bless you Sir. You were an inspiration to countless comedians and to the American people in general. RIP.

    • @theemilkyway
      @theemilkyway 9 месяцев назад

      Probably killed for his message

  • @pandosann
    @pandosann Месяц назад +3

    "That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it" !!

  • @usedtobereign
    @usedtobereign 3 года назад +39

    "They got you by the balls"
    People: * clap *

    • @azuresky4984
      @azuresky4984 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/T2OAFTQGBeU/видео.html

  • @pmprs11
    @pmprs11 2 месяца назад +3

    This man is a true genius. I listen to this when people fight amongst themselves when people back one of the two parties. Especially around elections. This man is generational scholar disguised as a comedian

  • @Dubyah_B
    @Dubyah_B 3 года назад +81

    If he was still around today, he'd be having a whole ass field day with everyone, no one would be safe.

    • @azuresky4984
      @azuresky4984 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/T2OAFTQGBeU/видео.html

    • @musicandpoetry_8
      @musicandpoetry_8 Год назад +1

      He could single handedly bomb America and I’d congratulate him from the grave! 🇺🇸

  • @kevinrice5217
    @kevinrice5217 3 месяца назад +3

    How well and accurate has this aged!? The irony, is anyone in the audience who is laughing is laughing at their own impotence. Carlin was brilliant...truth by way of "comedy", that always makes the messaging palatable...otherwise you get tossed into the "conspiracy theory heap". But here we are decades later and the "club" is more powerful than ever. 1984 was "fiction" & Carlin was a "comedian".

  • @jackkonnof4106
    @jackkonnof4106 24 дня назад

    Every word this man just said has already happened . He was a great visionary RIP George Carlin ...

  • @The_Bass_Stunters
    @The_Bass_Stunters Год назад +28

    Absolutely miss this man. What an incredible mind masquerading as a comic.

  • @weepeeteeee
    @weepeeteeee 7 месяцев назад +10

    Even in his grave he still speak the truth.

  • @katium9176
    @katium9176 3 месяца назад +3

    There was this sweet animation that reached over 2M views featuring Carlin's rant about the american dream, but RUclips removed it. I should know because it's not in my playlist anymore.
    *I wonder why they removed it*

  • @eddielee41
    @eddielee41 Год назад +5

    My dad was in the Air Force when I was young. We left Italy in 1981. My dad told me and my two siblings "Understand one thing about the world kids... American big business controls the world." This is 1981 and my dad knew the truth.

  • @jerryrobinson7856
    @jerryrobinson7856 6 месяцев назад +2

    Countless times I quoted George Carlin in this exact bit. RIP… PS. You were right!

  • @xantastic6301
    @xantastic6301 2 года назад +65

    True, funny, & sad all at the same time. My all time favorite comedian George Carlin. Thank you George. Rip.

    • @D33Lux
      @D33Lux 11 месяцев назад

      He's the best comedian/philosopher that lived in the 20th/21st century.

  • @sannamagranna6552
    @sannamagranna6552 3 года назад +34

    And obviously not only in America.

    • @ANTINATALIST_lewis
      @ANTINATALIST_lewis 3 года назад +1

      Yep

    • @azuresky4984
      @azuresky4984 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/T2OAFTQGBeU/видео.html

    • @jdarrrr
      @jdarrrr 3 года назад

      Lobbying is only in the US

    • @siewqinghan3408
      @siewqinghan3408 2 года назад +1

      @@jdarrrr in my country, the big rich fucks just bribe the politicians.

  • @andthereisntone3454
    @andthereisntone3454 3 года назад +42

    The most brilliant 5 minutes of comedy ever?

  • @robertthompson6718
    @robertthompson6718 27 дней назад

    This should be viewed by 340 million people

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 2 года назад +62

    George is the grandfather I never had! Spoke what was on his mind and didnt give a damn as to what ppl thought of him. RIP my dude =)

    • @D33Lux
      @D33Lux 11 месяцев назад

      He's the mentor every young man needs, no b.s. from him.

  • @johnsos9
    @johnsos9 2 года назад +42

    George Carlin was right back then and he’s even more correct now. He’s looking down on all this mess thinking I told ya so! We need more people like him call out all the bullshit for what it is.

    • @damnyankeefl
      @damnyankeefl Год назад +2

      Oh what now he’s an invisible man in the sky !

    • @Coolpoolers
      @Coolpoolers Год назад +2

      Check out Awakening with JP Sears. Totally different style, funny but impactful.

  • @dakotabedwell6829
    @dakotabedwell6829 Год назад +7

    The American dream is just that
    A dream

  • @SmartKidsRiddles
    @SmartKidsRiddles 2 года назад +8

    this should have 8 billion views

    • @itsallalie8938
      @itsallalie8938 Год назад

      There Is No escape unless you're financially free

  • @rocistone6570
    @rocistone6570 10 месяцев назад +2

    2005-2023= Here we have a man who was 18 years ahead of his time. What is more admirable is that in 2023 he is STILL ahead of his time. The most profound prophets come from the most distant places.

  • @dennisarnold2250
    @dennisarnold2250 3 года назад +61

    Carlin is the real deal and tells it like it really is....

  • @SAVEAMERICA-cf6kf
    @SAVEAMERICA-cf6kf 7 месяцев назад +3

    He is spot on, especially starting at 1:45…He couldn’t be more correct. It’s as if he said this today.

    • @ubsglobalserve1002
      @ubsglobalserve1002 7 месяцев назад +1

      The relevance of this clip is almost surreal.

  • @michaelfrommountains7669
    @michaelfrommountains7669 3 года назад +24

    The Most Important 5 Minutes Of George Carlin's Life.

  • @MisterFreak579
    @MisterFreak579 Год назад +19

    The worst part is that many people that night probably thought that he was just joking, while he was actually telling them the truth, Lol.

  • @jaysinpriest
    @jaysinpriest 3 года назад +30

    Words to live by

    • @azuresky4984
      @azuresky4984 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/T2OAFTQGBeU/видео.html

  • @moonchildjs59
    @moonchildjs59 8 месяцев назад +4

    This is the most honest and accurate speech about USA politics that has ever been made. Should be required listening and learning from and debated in college politics.

    • @timetowakeup6302
      @timetowakeup6302 7 месяцев назад

      This speech got him killed. Just like JFK’s speech about secret societies.

  • @ravenmeyer3740
    @ravenmeyer3740 3 месяца назад +8

    They don’t want to face it. It’s too painful. My friends want to be entertained and call me a downer. But I’m funny. I can make them laugh, but I’m not laughing. Glad I’m the age that I am, because one lie we have been told. The truth will set you free. No, it won’t. Blinded by the light. It means the truth will break you. People can’t handle it. That’s why people love fairy tales and things like video games, movies, shopping, believing their lives and the lives of the babies they bring into the world will be fine. It won’t.

  • @ronlu2952
    @ronlu2952 4 месяца назад +3

    He knew what’s coming so he hauled ass! Thank you and RIP!🙏🙏thanks

  • @JoshThomas880
    @JoshThomas880 2 года назад +57

    “I don’t want a nation of thinkers, I want a nation of workers”

    • @D33Lux
      @D33Lux 11 месяцев назад

      aka slaves

  • @matthewfernandez2698
    @matthewfernandez2698 Год назад +7

    I don't think he wanted people to laugh at this. I genuinely think that here he wasn't even trying to be funny anymore. He was using his last days/moments to get us to wake the hell up

  • @johnshannon5353
    @johnshannon5353 3 года назад +56

    Thats not comedy thats the trueth

    • @azuresky4984
      @azuresky4984 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/T2OAFTQGBeU/видео.html

    • @blacklyfe5543
      @blacklyfe5543 2 года назад +1

      Facts and truth

  • @vinmirarchi
    @vinmirarchi 4 месяца назад +2

    Brilliant

  • @losvikingos6767
    @losvikingos6767 Год назад +4

    In my wildest dreams, I would have never thought you could cram more truth into less than 5 minutes of talking

  • @chuckm6592
    @chuckm6592 2 года назад +9

    Even more true today than it was back in 2005.

  • @SurTreceRifa
    @SurTreceRifa Год назад +6

    He was definitely ahead of his time

  • @coconoir9015
    @coconoir9015 2 года назад +13

    RIP Genius of a comedian, wish you were here today.
    I saw Mr. CARLIN way back 1971 at Brooklyn College, Brooklyn NY. He was incredibly gifted at telling the Truth but with sardonic humor.
    Today he'd be cancelled by the haters that dispose the Truth.
    Rock up there with your fellow comedians Mr. Carlin. Thank you for your insight!

    • @GlennDavey
      @GlennDavey 2 года назад +3

      Well back then he did fake weather reports in funny voices. It wasn't very cancel-worthy, and even his "7 words" controversy didn't ruin him. He did his real-world stuff in more recent years and never got cancelled. And I think he would have kept evolving with time, and just kept saying true stuff that everyone can relate to and agree on. He would have been nice to have around in this time of need.

  • @nitrokid5950
    @nitrokid5950 Год назад +5

    YOU WERE SO RIGHT ABOUT IT ALL GEORGE! WE NEED YOU HERE TODAY MORE THAN EVER.

  • @frankwhite1816
    @frankwhite1816 Год назад +3

    For years and years and years I tried to get people to listen to George, saying this guy knows the truth and he's telling it. No one listened. Fucking no one. Today? Everything he said has come true. Miss you so much, George.

  • @francisbradley1027
    @francisbradley1027 Год назад +4

    Thank you George Carlin, years later that still holds true.

  • @longydongy1004
    @longydongy1004 3 месяца назад +1

    We need George more now than ever

  • @Shagnasty1956
    @Shagnasty1956 7 месяцев назад +1

    Sadly missed, RIP George, more relevant than ever now.

  • @meannormajean8418
    @meannormajean8418 2 года назад +10

    Still relevant!

  • @randomguyontheinternet7940
    @randomguyontheinternet7940 Год назад +12

    "It's the American Dream, but you've gotta be asleep to believe it."
    This echos throughout my mind daily

  • @davidcanales975
    @davidcanales975 2 месяца назад +2

    Greatest comic ever

  • @DavidfromBA
    @DavidfromBA Год назад +2

    Spot on, then and now. Few people in the public eye used their platform to present such blunt, unflinching honesty.

  • @DrBrunoDzogovic
    @DrBrunoDzogovic Год назад +3

    "They sell you the American dream, because you need to be asleep to believe it". Priceless words!

  • @thegnostic369
    @thegnostic369 6 месяцев назад +3

    Yup he told it like it was...is

  • @Zachary_Dale
    @Zachary_Dale Год назад +2

    This is more relevant now than in anytime in history.

  • @kaecake9575
    @kaecake9575 12 дней назад

    “The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.”

  • @tsepheletseka5115
    @tsepheletseka5115 Год назад +3

    Lowering the passing grade, that's what they do here in South Africa as well. Currently the pass mark for Math is 30% here in South Africa. And the very people who made it like that wonder why there has been a significant drop in the number of scientists, doctors, engineers etc here in SA.

  • @jerrydavis3434
    @jerrydavis3434 8 месяцев назад +3

    The late great George Carlin : George Carlin:
    It's called the American Dream. Because you have to be asleep to believe it.

  • @tomdeitch2305
    @tomdeitch2305 2 года назад +10

    I came for the laughs. And got truth instead. Thank you george

  • @SicilyP
    @SicilyP 7 месяцев назад +2

    Facts facts!!

  • @christopherrandolph2455
    @christopherrandolph2455 2 года назад +9

    He was so incredibly accurate! 100% correct

  • @missnati1995
    @missnati1995 11 месяцев назад +2

    Someone telling the truth about America👏👏👏✊✊✊

  • @andrelapointe3672
    @andrelapointe3672 Год назад +3

    It will never get better, it's getting worse every day.

  • @geekvinos
    @geekvinos 2 года назад +3

    It's like having the sand shift beneath your feet everytime I come back and have a listen or a ponder. It becomes clearer and more true.