George Carlin Talks About "Stuff"

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  • Опубликовано: 30 апр 2007
  • George Carlin's classic standup routine about the importance of 'Stuff' in our lives. This was from his appearance at Comic Relief in 1986.
    Farewell George
    1937-2008
    www.HaphazardStuff.com
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  • @BROCK-hq9dn
    @BROCK-hq9dn 3 года назад +2625

    Sadly, he's gone now, but Carlin kindly left us all his stuff.

    • @randallulrich
      @randallulrich 2 года назад +61

      Yes. How ironic that the guy who talks about "stuff" proves the old adage that when you die, "you can't take it with you."

    • @TheCoppoy
      @TheCoppoy 2 года назад +74

      and what a good stuff it is he left to us!

    • @paulholmes8398
      @paulholmes8398 2 года назад +30

      Great comment 👏👏👏

    • @TheUnforgiven59
      @TheUnforgiven59 2 года назад +3

      Mhm.

    • @sealife12
      @sealife12 2 года назад +9

      Lol that’s the name of the album that this joke came from “A Place For My Stuff”

  • @zvonomirzuboronovic8662
    @zvonomirzuboronovic8662 5 лет назад +2868

    It's weird seeing him not dressed in all black.

    • @govdid195g7
      @govdid195g7 5 лет назад +24

      Ikr! 😂

    • @Velldog
      @Velldog 4 года назад +196

      He's a chameleon. Look at the backdrop.

    • @marty6779
      @marty6779 4 года назад +53

      He almost fades in with the background

    • @phillpauley6672
      @phillpauley6672 4 года назад +35

      Agreed!
      Maybe we’re not looking deep enough into his meaning for it. There’s brown boxes in the background. Could be representative of the normality of our society’s culture.
      He’s dressed in the same color brown to represent trying to fit in.
      If you ever pay attention his backdrops are always artistic while his clothes are always simple and basic.
      George Carlin was an artistic genius that understood how to truly speak to a crowd.

    • @Vaporvice84
      @Vaporvice84 4 года назад +41

      He actually wore a lot of colorful clothes back in the 70s and 80s. The all black look started in the early 90s and he adopted it for the rest of his career.

  • @asdflkj2041
    @asdflkj2041 3 года назад +621

    The way he spoke in this, there's an art to it. Even if I was reading off of a paper, I could not say it the way he said it. Genius really.

    • @ericthatsme
      @ericthatsme 2 года назад +31

      Yep-a large part of his genius not remarked upon as others-his performative mastery.

    • @smithmartin8545
      @smithmartin8545 2 года назад +20

      You can really see his live theater background at work in this one.

    • @UnchainedEruption
      @UnchainedEruption 10 месяцев назад +13

      That's what we call being a comedian. 90% of humor is the delivery, not the joke.

    • @aquadeltweightroom
      @aquadeltweightroom 8 месяцев назад +1

      It’s musical

    • @Bry_and_Missy
      @Bry_and_Missy 7 месяцев назад +2

      He had a way of making it sound like art and as though he was making up on the Fly rather than a skit that he went over multiple times obviously like any comedian

  • @liberty-matrix
    @liberty-matrix 5 лет назад +292

    *"Your house is just a place to keep stuff, while you go out and look for more stuff."* - George Carlin

  • @exterminator6648
    @exterminator6648 7 лет назад +463

    "Their stuff is shit, and your shit is stuff!" Lol

    • @jowaness
      @jowaness 2 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa 2 года назад +7

      It's 100% true too

    • @rossradtke
      @rossradtke 28 дней назад +2

      It's right up there with anything Ghandi, MLK, or Confucius ever said.

    • @jeromeviator3837
      @jeromeviator3837 13 дней назад +3

      Reminds me of another of his jokes, “Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”

  • @liberty-matrix
    @liberty-matrix 5 лет назад +776

    *"You never know what you had until it's gone. And I wanted to know what I had. So I got rid of everything."* -Steven Wright

    • @gov3rnor17
      @gov3rnor17 4 года назад +1

      🔥⛽️

    • @ichhasseamerika
      @ichhasseamerika 4 года назад +20

      " you never know what you had till its gone". Same goes for George Carlin, the man.

    • @PowerFromAbove
      @PowerFromAbove 3 года назад +1

      Maybe a female will appreciate this one day, maybe not

    • @mrb6206
      @mrb6206 3 года назад +3

      @@PowerFromAbove tf you talking about you incel ass

    • @royisdabest
      @royisdabest 3 года назад +1

      @@mrb6206 calm down mr b

  • @dealsbetweenfriends
    @dealsbetweenfriends Год назад +16

    we all miss him so much 2023!

  • @Mistamista69
    @Mistamista69 6 лет назад +440

    I love how George Carlins material is still relevant to this day, hell even more relevant than when he was alive

    • @MrOuchiez
      @MrOuchiez 5 лет назад +11

      Although I agree that his material/viewpoints has thus far proven to be timeless, I would argue this particular bit of his was far more relevant in the mid-to-late 80's, as that era in America was unquestionably the most culturally and economically excessive era in American history. Christ, just look at the cars, the fashion, the hairstyles and of course the drug usage from the era. Sheesh! That aside, I must disagree with one of his points about the purpose of a house... Our houses are primarily for shelter rather than a mere cover for our piles of stuff. At the same time, he's 100% spot on about the inflated size of our shelters, which is only to cover our excess stuff, haha! A true genius, that man...

    • @neonfroot
      @neonfroot 4 года назад +5

      @@MrOuchiez
      The 70s and 80s was like the roaring 20s on steroids. And people think the 2010s is excessive.

    • @godzilla6305
      @godzilla6305 3 года назад

      Extremely much so. Extremely relevant for now and forever !

    • @mouchiecat1
      @mouchiecat1 Год назад +2

      Exactly. Now, the storage industry has blown up. Hoarding is a tv show.

  • @JumpinJAKEFlash
    @JumpinJAKEFlash 7 лет назад +901

    The best comedian of all time, in my opinion.

    • @kittydream_4717
      @kittydream_4717 5 лет назад +13

      Yeah George is an amazing man

    • @melvinhunter-williams1286
      @melvinhunter-williams1286 4 года назад +8

      Johnny Cage Ayo chill I like George Carlin too but Richard Pryor, is funny too. So quit bashing u inconsiderate fuck

    • @StaalRulz2010
      @StaalRulz2010 4 года назад +4

      easily!!!

    • @ImGoingSupersonic
      @ImGoingSupersonic 4 года назад +1

      O that's just your opinion?

    • @kathconserv
      @kathconserv 3 года назад +8

      Agreed. Richard Pryor is right behind him.

  • @hassantarekkamel
    @hassantarekkamel 7 лет назад +2135

    Take a shot every time George says "stuff"

    • @Flyingferrets5
      @Flyingferrets5 6 лет назад +79

      IIIIi... thiink I... drunk too muuch... ughh... *faints*

    • @ShannynCampbell
      @ShannynCampbell 6 лет назад +40

      i think you killed flyingferrets, Kamel! (toe)

    • @MrNeosantana
      @MrNeosantana 6 лет назад +24

      Hassan Kamel
      Welp, I was taken to the hospital one minute in.
      Worth it.

    • @Raving_Rando
      @Raving_Rando 6 лет назад +7

      Dead

    • @englebertmagentaschweiger1447
      @englebertmagentaschweiger1447 6 лет назад +68

      In that case, be ready to take 59 shots of whatever booze you wish. Yes, I counted.

  • @phillpauley6672
    @phillpauley6672 4 года назад +464

    “What are you gonna talk to the crowd about today, George?”
    George: “stuff”

  • @ShaloMEibbotson
    @ShaloMEibbotson 2 года назад +117

    I just sent my Dad this clip because we were talking about decluttering. I love watching George Carlin ... he is hilarious. What a comedy legend!! 🙌🙌🙌💚

    • @gem-yogi
      @gem-yogi 11 месяцев назад +4

      My dad and I are helping my sister move today and my dad said “youtube George Carlin’s stuff” - so glad he did 😂

  • @jezlundstrom7532
    @jezlundstrom7532 10 лет назад +1833

    "Stuff" doesn't even sound like a word anymore.

  • @wavyamar
    @wavyamar 10 лет назад +1697

    Materialism in a nut shell. Carlin is hilarious!

    • @colinlatham7905
      @colinlatham7905 4 года назад +20

      Yeah he really owns it

    • @user-cc4kq6hl4c
      @user-cc4kq6hl4c 4 года назад +22

      Ammar Z consumerism too

    • @gigicestone4902
      @gigicestone4902 3 года назад +9

      @@wavyamar Well, you gotta have spares.

    • @iwontreplybacklol7481
      @iwontreplybacklol7481 3 года назад +11

      @samplexample whonsaid we needed lights in the first place? How long did human civilization survive before the light bulb? Welcome to reality.

    • @the80386
      @the80386 3 года назад +8

      @@gigicestone4902 you wouldn't need so many spares if there was no Planned obsolescence

  • @SomebodyPickaName
    @SomebodyPickaName 8 месяцев назад +7

    This is one of those that you've already liked once, come back years later, watch it again and try to hit the like button again but can't.

  • @delraybrewer
    @delraybrewer 2 года назад +151

    Yesterday, my 63 year old uncle said: "her stuff is stuff and every one else's stuff is shit" while we were moving my sister to a new place and I felt like the George Carlin had brought us together.

    • @MikeSparksMusic
      @MikeSparksMusic Год назад +16

      I also have a 63 year old uncle. I don’t know why I felt the need to say that.

  • @jamescarter7641
    @jamescarter7641 9 лет назад +2640

    I like the part where he talks about stuff.

  • @jukeboxeddie1
    @jukeboxeddie1 10 лет назад +281

    What can one really say after watching that -- he was a talented genius but most of all, he was passionate about a lot of things that we are still dealing with today. He was truly a genius -- Thanks George...

  • @michaelhinton2738
    @michaelhinton2738 Год назад +3

    I was the only 9 year old kid watching this back I'm the day..never met another kid that age to watch stuff like this..Rip George

  • @faisalal-tamimi5519
    @faisalal-tamimi5519 4 года назад +35

    He talked deeply about consumerism and made us laugh. He is the greatest.

  • @FPss92
    @FPss92 9 лет назад +602

    The things you own end up owning you

  • @kemocali6504
    @kemocali6504 8 лет назад +278

    My #1 favorite comedian.

    • @wisdumb4717
      @wisdumb4717 7 лет назад +1

      Bo Burnham...

    • @kemocali6504
      @kemocali6504 7 лет назад +1

      FattyChumChum
      #MakeHappy
      #What....
      Is it safe to call Bo a comedian since he's so much more than that?

    • @kemocali6504
      @kemocali6504 7 лет назад

      FattyChumChum
      One more stand up, and I put him as a GOAT.

    • @richarddawkinscoinedthewor2318
      @richarddawkinscoinedthewor2318 6 лет назад +2

      wisdumb bo is my 1th favourite comedian. Not even close to the greatest of all time ; George Carlin. Even Bo looks up to George

    • @ahypernova
      @ahypernova 6 лет назад

      I'm sure he would be honored.

  • @Darkhalo314
    @Darkhalo314 3 года назад +484

    George Carlin wasn't a comedian. He was a philosopher with a sense of humor

    • @paulspears715
      @paulspears715 3 года назад +10

      too bad he just "passed away"

    • @shreihals9314
      @shreihals9314 3 года назад +16

      yes we get it hes a philosopher

    • @UFO_808
      @UFO_808 3 года назад +26

      If i see this comment one more time....

    • @beatricestoler9735
      @beatricestoler9735 3 года назад +2

      amen; will always miss his brilliance.

    • @necrothescistt8164
      @necrothescistt8164 3 года назад +3

      you have to have a sence of humor to be a philosopher.

  • @CapMan1249
    @CapMan1249 4 года назад +16

    How can anyone give George a thumbs down. He's the funniest man who lived.

    • @mr.gilbert2790
      @mr.gilbert2790 Год назад

      Wouldn’t say funniest, but hits the fucking nail on the head with absolutely everything he talks about. There are times where I’m like yeah nah, this is the take where he gets it wrong, but by the end of the bit I’m like, fuck, I can’t argue his point ahaha

    • @ImSlipped
      @ImSlipped Год назад

      @@mr.gilbert2790 That's a fair assessment. Not necessary saying you agree with his point but acknowledging his humor toward it.

    • @Damesanglante
      @Damesanglante Год назад

      Capitalist cultists that like stuff more than people.

  • @DJDouglasWarden
    @DJDouglasWarden 6 лет назад +68

    Hard to believe it's been 10 years already. Carlin is dearly missed.

    • @lifevest1
      @lifevest1 9 месяцев назад +4

      Please help, it's been 16 years and I've bought way TOO MUCH STUFF!

    • @SilverSpade92
      @SilverSpade92 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@lifevest1You’re gonna need to get more places than you got stuff! Hop to it, son!

  • @kathconserv
    @kathconserv 7 лет назад +238

    He was a legend.

  • @a1pwn
    @a1pwn 2 года назад +11

    felt Like I watched 30 minutes of material, what a legend of a story teller he was

    • @HeadFunny
      @HeadFunny 2 года назад

      Fellow Carlin fans may appreciate this look into his life and work: ruclips.net/video/M4Crs4Gh6s8/видео.html

  • @leejon83
    @leejon83 Год назад +22

    Best comic of all time. 15 years after his death, even his oldest material is still relevant and funny. RIP George. ❤️

  • @royalstarfish17
    @royalstarfish17 10 лет назад +148

    This is the very best of George Carlin. His comedy is incredible. He always gets me with "you've got shit all over the world!"

  • @MisterTwister88
    @MisterTwister88 7 лет назад +152

    Miss this man immensely

  • @butterflysun
    @butterflysun 2 года назад +15

    Smart, articulate, funny and a genuine legend. Missed in many levels. 🙏💥🌻🌞

  • @MarleneAug2010
    @MarleneAug2010 Год назад +13

    I love him!! This should be watched by those who want to get rid of clutter. That’s why I’m watching again. 😂

  • @bogsbinny7124
    @bogsbinny7124 9 лет назад +39

    Still holds up.

  • @barbaraconnelly7744
    @barbaraconnelly7744 8 лет назад +51

    That's life according to Geeorge Carlin! Brilliant man- I watch him to cheer myself up.

  • @djdelugach2402
    @djdelugach2402 Год назад +6

    George Carlin and Richard Pryor....The 2 most insightful and legendary comics ever...RIP to both of them. The tears of laughter I have spilled watching these two giants could fill a swimming pool...If there was a Mt Rushmore for comedians, you know George and Richard would be front and center...

    • @terryfredrick5149
      @terryfredrick5149 4 месяца назад +1

      I think Robin Williams was amazing to. My top 3 are Williams , Carlin and Murphy.

  • @bkbland1626
    @bkbland1626 3 года назад +15

    This is pure wisdom. We still miss you, Mr. Carlin.

  • @Anglynn74
    @Anglynn74 8 лет назад +118

    I miss Carlin, it's a damn shame he passed away. Would have loved to see what he would have to say about America today. My only regret never seeing him live. My parents are in their late 60s/early 70s and they loved him and watched every one of his HBO specials..

    • @waseemmusthapa4772
      @waseemmusthapa4772 6 лет назад

      Tony Braxton

    • @huberfloover
      @huberfloover 6 лет назад +4

      During his time , George spoke about almost every topic there is regarding American culture. If you're thinking about politics, his stance was that this country was bought and paid for long time ago, and that elections are a farce. He said politicians are not his act's target because they come from American homes, so why are there no people of vision in office if we supposedly can do better. He said the public sucks, and is to blame for their own political woes. He also spoke on gun control, capital punishment, Wall Street greed, and much more.

    • @SAHogan-ih3bo
      @SAHogan-ih3bo 5 лет назад +3

      A74: If GC were still alive today I suspect he would be an EXTREMELY bitter old man, hardly a happy camper. NO LONGER FUNNY. Check out his late material to see where he was headed.

    • @valsan1323
      @valsan1323 4 года назад

      @Carolann Cannuli-Denton Huh?

  • @Kee2Oz
    @Kee2Oz 10 лет назад +22

    He truly perfected his craft. It's amazing to watch a person do what they were born to do and take it to the unequaled level that he did.

  • @paulholmes8398
    @paulholmes8398 2 года назад +10

    George blessed us with many decades of his musings. What an amazing human he was.
    A modern day prophet. The world is a better place for George coming by. Genius.

  • @kathconserv
    @kathconserv 3 года назад +5

    This is one of my favorite old school skits.

  • @ChrisCarlson
    @ChrisCarlson 10 лет назад +32

    Such a brilliant mind he had. I can totally relate to this clip at the moment as I am sure a lot of you can as well. Love this mans mind.

  • @FaizanAhmed-ys7cz
    @FaizanAhmed-ys7cz 3 года назад +3

    Watching this in 2021. Feels more true for now then ever.

  • @yolodolo9143
    @yolodolo9143 4 года назад +43

    "We have more places than we have stuff, we need more stuff!"

  • @alee5329
    @alee5329 9 лет назад +19

    AMAZING. He was the best comedian to do it, and his words will live forever!

  • @StanLightell
    @StanLightell 10 лет назад +30

    Whenever I move or hear of someone else moving... my first thoughts come down to George Carlin's stuff... love it.

  • @hockeyteeth
    @hockeyteeth 3 года назад +7

    I remember watching this live on TV. I was 10 years old laughing my ass off.
    So glad I got to see him live two times.

  • @briandonald3831
    @briandonald3831 4 года назад +11

    Been listening to Carlin since the 70's and this is my favorite. If my stuff doesn't fit in a pickup...then I've got too much shit!

  • @sibsbubbles
    @sibsbubbles 8 лет назад +101

    After watching, anyone else start looking around at stuff around you for things to eliminate? I myself found stuff to dispose of almost immediately lol

    • @cujbaion1
      @cujbaion1 4 года назад

      A wife will take out all your shit and hide your stuff so you always can't find were it is

    • @soolly357
      @soolly357 3 года назад +1

      Daily habit for me

  • @fernie51296
    @fernie51296 9 лет назад +984

    This changed me so much. I've been cutting down on my belongings like crazy. Minimalism is far more satisfying :)

    • @dixoncider7256
      @dixoncider7256 8 лет назад +16

      Fernando Herrera i concur wholeheartedly.

    • @SlimSoulja912
      @SlimSoulja912 8 лет назад +167

      You should try being broke. It's easy!!

    • @Rambowjo2
      @Rambowjo2 8 лет назад +39

      +J Jackson Highly recommend it.

    • @serenclive7086
      @serenclive7086 8 лет назад +27

      Yeah don't need much stuff keep it to a minimal, all you need is yourself and character that's the best stuff!

    • @Stinky95030
      @Stinky95030 8 лет назад +34

      stuff begins to own YOU.

  • @CathyKitson
    @CathyKitson 11 месяцев назад +6

    It doesn't matter how often I see this stuff - I ALWAYS laugh.

  • @ssas98
    @ssas98 Месяц назад +1

    When I'm down all I need to watch is George Carlin. He was right about everything in life!

  • @MichaelBullut
    @MichaelBullut 10 лет назад +22

    "Their stuff is shit & your shit is stuff!" *** glass shatters ***

  • @thadrasmith8395
    @thadrasmith8395 8 лет назад +35

    Love this mans "STUFF"

  • @BROTRRer
    @BROTRRer 3 года назад +9

    He really was the stuff of legends...

  • @angelabowman1614
    @angelabowman1614 2 года назад +7

    I remembered watching this with my parents when I was younger. Lol....we all laughed so hard! 😂👍

  • @Sparky_007
    @Sparky_007 7 лет назад +236

    Damn, if Carlin were around today, he'd have a ball with the elections.

    • @joshuaherpolsheimer3541
      @joshuaherpolsheimer3541 5 лет назад +7

      Yep, the 2 party dictatorship. No 3rd party to break up the monotony

    • @Enterthemind1
      @Enterthemind1 5 лет назад +6

      He would have a field day 😂😂😂

    • @joser2349
      @joser2349 4 года назад +4

      i think he would be a trump supporter

    • @tallman2210
      @tallman2210 4 года назад +1

      @@joshuaherpolsheimer3541 a third party would be another head on the same snake.

    • @SaulTeeMeat
      @SaulTeeMeat 4 года назад +3

      ANTIFA would have been his target as a bunch of whiny ninny sissies.

  • @futbolallaturca9036
    @futbolallaturca9036 10 лет назад +15

    This isn't just comedy. It's a life lesson.

  • @maydom04
    @maydom04 2 года назад +7

    George was an utter genius. I never fail to smile no matter how may times I see the same piece!

  • @Iggy3
    @Iggy3 3 года назад +6

    This is my all time favorite stand-up comedy bit. I show it regularly to my wife

  • @drewwinslow2105
    @drewwinslow2105 7 лет назад +25

    I'm fucking guilty for buying so much stuff. Damn my obsession with DVDs, Blu Rays, bobble-heads, action figures, plushies, etc. XP

    • @tarikay93
      @tarikay93 7 лет назад +1

      Yeah, well, you're going to die someday and you won't even be there to see it.

    • @hyperuben
      @hyperuben 6 лет назад +1

      Seems like you forgot to list, whistles, whips, handcuffs, Vaseline and dildos.

  • @doreenmorrison9407
    @doreenmorrison9407 Год назад +1

    One of the top five BEST Commedians of ALL TIME!!!!!

  • @normantaffefiny8227
    @normantaffefiny8227 5 лет назад +31

    George Carlin says some timeless stuff :D

  • @sheenachante
    @sheenachante 7 лет назад +76

    Minimalism inspiration 😂 R.I.P to this very intelligent man.

    • @steelyeyes9190
      @steelyeyes9190 2 года назад

      Being a Minimalist like being a Vegan nobody fucking cares stop telling everybody about lol

  • @Fals3Agent
    @Fals3Agent 9 лет назад +170

    stand up comedy makes me smarter.

  • @enricobianchi1042
    @enricobianchi1042 4 года назад +7

    This has changed my point of view of basically everything in my life.

  • @EphyPinkman
    @EphyPinkman 3 года назад +24

    I mean, he got a point, the word stuff lost its meaning for me, he's a genius, it's new year im drunk and I'm watching this rn, this gives me energy

  • @ir10031981
    @ir10031981 10 лет назад +5

    same here.... I love how George Carlin candidly tells it like it is. God rest his soul, I remember listening to the radio while driving on a highway, and I was shocked to learn of his death the day he passed away, he will truly be missed, by the way he was the conductor on Shining Time Station, used to watch it on PBS growing up in the early 90's.

  • @zipeeeeez
    @zipeeeeez 11 лет назад +8

    Exactly. He was the real deal. I always loved how he managed to say truth using humor.

  • @Bratschenator
    @Bratschenator 3 года назад +3

    His gestures are a complete universe..... as hilarious as what he says.

  • @aliengranpa
    @aliengranpa 2 года назад +4

    This was my very first Carlin experience in the 80's and it's still one of my favorites

  • @tarikay93
    @tarikay93 7 лет назад +818

    The sad reality of consumer culture.

    • @tylerdurden8346
      @tylerdurden8346 5 лет назад +38

      Things You own end up owning You.

    • @Anudorini-Talah
      @Anudorini-Talah 4 года назад +3

      @@tylerdurden8346 +

    • @amaanpatel9889
      @amaanpatel9889 3 года назад +10

      @@Anudorini-Talah We buy shit that we don't need to impress people we don't like.
      ~TD

    • @ivannierez7731
      @ivannierez7731 3 года назад

      So your stuff it's shit

  • @arthurhouston3
    @arthurhouston3 9 лет назад +549

    Wonder if George brought any stuff with him when he left us.

    • @dspates51
      @dspates51 6 лет назад +7

      arthurhouston3 I doubt it, he doesn't really need it.

    • @farooqihassan
      @farooqihassan 6 лет назад +40

      That was probably his point. We collect stuff all our life, and then leave without any of it. When Alexander died, his hands were made visible from his coffin as per his will, so people may see that the greatest conqueror of all times left with empty hands.

    • @summerbug65
      @summerbug65 6 лет назад +8

      I believe he once said...."You can't take it with you."

    • @christophercervantes5346
      @christophercervantes5346 5 лет назад +1

      :(

    • @brendenk9895
      @brendenk9895 5 лет назад +1

      arthurhouston3 of course NOT....NOBODY CAN!

  • @nolanquinn2970
    @nolanquinn2970 4 года назад +20

    I got an ad for storage units on this video. RUclips knows I need more places to put my stuff

  • @svagrod
    @svagrod 5 лет назад +6

    Feel so lucky that I was able to see him live.Just once, but what a show it was!

  • @nowaxtheory
    @nowaxtheory 8 лет назад +119

    I really need to get rid of some of my stuff...

  • @RebelThoughts82
    @RebelThoughts82 8 лет назад +857

    Jerry Seinfeld made an entire career out of this bit from Carlin.

    • @jayway8820
      @jayway8820 8 лет назад +77

      +RebelThoughts82 Seinfeld's the only guy I've seen cop this style of Carlin. I thought I was the only who noticed!

    • @fortyforfree
      @fortyforfree 8 лет назад +47

      No stuff for you. This stuff is making me thirsty. Festuffus for the rest of us.
      The show is about nothing!

    • @jasonblahafirearmenthusias9813
      @jasonblahafirearmenthusias9813 7 лет назад +121

      He stole his stuff from Carlin

    • @diphyllum8180
      @diphyllum8180 7 лет назад +80

      Carlin's actually funny though

    • @mv1991
      @mv1991 5 лет назад +77

      Jerry Seinfeld is shit next to Carlin, and this is coming from a Seinfeld fan.

  • @bobsantoro957
    @bobsantoro957 3 года назад +4

    He was one of the very best and this was one of his best routines!

  • @hazem3m
    @hazem3m 3 года назад +6

    0:17 the meaning of life is trying to find a place to put stuff.realy impressive philosophy.

  • @deeliciousplum
    @deeliciousplum 11 лет назад +8

    This is such a priceless skit! Thanks for sharing some wonderful George Carlin.

  • @brandonmtb3767
    @brandonmtb3767 5 лет назад +5

    He always makes me laugh. Every video is gold

  • @MegaElvisd
    @MegaElvisd 7 месяцев назад +1

    I was 12 when this came out, and this monologue honestly changed my life.

    • @paulsherman51
      @paulsherman51 5 месяцев назад

      It was a household word mom conjured whenever us kids' rooms got too messy.

  • @violetmoon2283
    @violetmoon2283 3 года назад +1

    This is my very favorite Carlin bit.

  • @OspreyFlyer
    @OspreyFlyer 9 месяцев назад +3

    One time I had my stuff spread out over four states. Right at that time I heard this routine. One of the best laughs I ever had. 😂

  • @chestypants78
    @chestypants78 10 лет назад +17

    "Their stuff is shit, and your shit is stuff!"

  • @davelapp2496
    @davelapp2496 2 года назад +2

    One of my faves!RIP,George

  • @tokesalot42069
    @tokesalot42069 4 года назад +1

    Very clever run bit, knows how much time he has and just runs a topic, only the best can do that

  • @WickensWickedReptiles
    @WickensWickedReptiles 2 года назад +14

    the GOAT

  • @stacyward4309
    @stacyward4309 3 года назад +10

    He was a genius, RIP George

  • @duron700r
    @duron700r 9 месяцев назад

    Wonderful! The live version from 1976's a place for my stuff bit! Ahhh...
    Nice find in 2023!
    My cassette tape of that likely still works!

  • @sohiniroy8126
    @sohiniroy8126 2 года назад +2

    aaah,this man is all in one!loving this man's witty humour since ages now!!

  • @trollmanable
    @trollmanable 7 лет назад +109

    LOL, 4th Grade Arithmetic papers.

    • @NixterTheCool
      @NixterTheCool 6 лет назад +6

      The only papers you got a good grade on..

    • @NickRoman
      @NickRoman 6 лет назад +9

      LOL I think I still have some of that shit.

    • @philomath67
      @philomath67 5 лет назад +1

      That made me laugh the most.

    • @cujbaion1
      @cujbaion1 4 года назад

      I've found some geography in my father's house, so I agree

  • @ryuuguu01
    @ryuuguu01 12 дней назад

    I was sitting in my room wanting to feel better about my lack of stuff. This is what I needed.

  • @arniekins
    @arniekins 4 года назад +1

    Who's here in pandemic times and loving this even more?

  • @jfjvhgsieofl
    @jfjvhgsieofl 8 лет назад +6

    This is a perfect skit. Genius.

  • @DJSlenderboss
    @DJSlenderboss 10 лет назад +49

    In the future, we're all probably gonna have stuff on the moon.

    • @keithbrown7685
      @keithbrown7685 5 лет назад +1

      We already have a bunch of our picnic leftovers up there. Then there's our stuff that's in orbit. Now we have stuff on Mars. Everywhere we go, every computerized agent we send out there... it has a payload of STUFF.

    • @corywiedenbeck1562
      @corywiedenbeck1562 4 года назад

      We would have to actually get there first

    • @hayk3000
      @hayk3000 4 года назад +3

      Elon doesn't have enough space for his stuff, he's going to space for his stuff.

  • @gregsherman6197
    @gregsherman6197 4 года назад +2

    Whenever I want to remember my dad, I watch George Carlin lol. Same comic delivery

  • @reneesmith3953
    @reneesmith3953 3 месяца назад

    This is one of my favorite stand-ups. Simple, True... Funny as Hell!!

  • @1agentchase108
    @1agentchase108 5 лет назад +4

    The only man who can say the word stuff 57 times in one minute and not sound like a broken record

  • @Sassafras30
    @Sassafras30 7 лет назад +17

    This is precisely how I feel. He is so funny.

  • @charlesmiller000
    @charlesmiller000 4 года назад +1

    Epic Classic Carlin ... damn, miss you dude!