Skyrim - DO NOT READ the Black Books! You Will Go Insane - Elder Scrolls Lore

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  • @hhjk377
    @hhjk377 4 года назад +1443

    “The Black Books are super dangerous. Look how they messed up this powerful wizard.”
    Dragonborn: yeah, but he didn’t have... a quest marker and 764 cheese wheels.

    • @patheronaetherson2860
      @patheronaetherson2860 4 года назад +116

      Only the Dragonborn has the insanity and the power to get Fortify Carry Weight enchants powerful enough to carry 1528 pounds of cheese...

    • @patheronaetherson2860
      @patheronaetherson2860 4 года назад +68

      Let alone the power to eat all of it in a mere moment

    • @kw8295
      @kw8295 4 года назад +39

      AND THE CHEESE! To die for.

    • @WhiskeyPatriot
      @WhiskeyPatriot 4 года назад +50

      This is a man who went to a Dinner with Pelagius and the Mad God. He’ll be fine

    • @adamgray1753
      @adamgray1753 4 года назад +23

      *AND* never need to poop under any circumstances, @@patheronaetherson2860, while never gaining even an ounce of fat! I wish I had *that* metabolism...

  • @nightterror6727
    @nightterror6727 4 года назад +959

    My dragonborn reading a black book after drinking 100 bottles of skooma: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.

    • @silent_stalker3687
      @silent_stalker3687 4 года назад +60

      Well... it’s never 100% confirmed our dragonborn is literate.
      It’ll be funny ‘hey just look at the pictures to learn stuff safely’ as a way to bypass the madness.

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 4 года назад +15

      But Skyrim Skooma is SOOOOOOO WEAK!

    • @slotzoffuntrue
      @slotzoffuntrue 4 года назад +25

      @@Gr3nadgr3gory This is Morrowind stuff, imported

    • @BluGuyMyco
      @BluGuyMyco 4 года назад +9

      A bear killed my dog so I tried to OD on skooma. Idk if it’s possible but 56 double distilled skoomas doesn’t do it.

    • @coldasifneveraskedthemoon7401
      @coldasifneveraskedthemoon7401 3 года назад +1

      xD xDxD

  • @arby327
    @arby327 4 года назад +1679

    DO NOT READ THE BLACK BOOKS AT 3 AM (GONE WRONG) (HERMAEUS MORA CAME TO MY HOUSE)

    • @AbG-pk4ti
      @AbG-pk4ti 4 года назад +154

      (GOT RAPED)

    • @tahabashir3779
      @tahabashir3779 4 года назад +177

      @@AbG-pk4ti wait, Molag Bal came too?

    • @tonyanthony5105
      @tonyanthony5105 4 года назад +65

      Making that Tentacle Porn... smh

    • @dhgodzilla1
      @dhgodzilla1 4 года назад +92

      @@tahabashir3779 No it was Molag Balls

    • @christianrose9166
      @christianrose9166 4 года назад +54

      @@tahabashir3779 Very poor choice of words...

  • @RWNetworkEX
    @RWNetworkEX 4 года назад +1524

    I like to listen to the black books on audible. Hermaeus Mora narrates it himself

    • @tylerrussell9926
      @tylerrussell9926 4 года назад +277

      That must take forever for him to read a single sentence.

    • @caesarsspirit
      @caesarsspirit 4 года назад +49

      @@tylerrussell9926 dude

    • @gsport150
      @gsport150 4 года назад +70

      I’d pay my whole pay check to hear that.

    • @tylerrussell9926
      @tylerrussell9926 4 года назад +51

      @@gsport150 as is your right but i have other things to do than listen to god talk slowly and only finish when i'm dead

    • @frozentspark2105
      @frozentspark2105 4 года назад +33

      It was probably 12 words long and took 2hrs to complete

  • @noonenowhere877
    @noonenowhere877 4 года назад +605

    FudgeMuppet: Don't read the Black Books or you'll go insane!
    Dragonborn: let me consult my life coach
    Sheogorath: I see no issue.
    Dragonborn: And there you have it folks.

    • @heretohavefun5646
      @heretohavefun5646 4 года назад +6

      Llol

    • @theysaidimasian9766
      @theysaidimasian9766 4 года назад +33

      *Looney tunes theme starts playing*

    • @Azure_fae
      @Azure_fae 4 года назад +52

      Its funnier when you realize that sheogorath is your character from oblivion.

    • @AvesCanunt
      @AvesCanunt 3 года назад +10

      And look where my advice has got you!

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 3 года назад +3

      LOL

  • @juanpablogimenez8442
    @juanpablogimenez8442 4 года назад +792

    It is said the black books contain the most forbidden knowledge of all: the TES VI release date

    • @thecomedygamingnetwork261
      @thecomedygamingnetwork261 4 года назад +26

      2026 you can thank ESO

    • @purpleboye_
      @purpleboye_ 4 года назад +22

      Truly knowledge too terrible to bear

    • @pythonl0rd584
      @pythonl0rd584 4 года назад +16

      TheComedyGamingNetwork jeez, I’ll be in my third year of college by then. At this rate, I’ll be playing TES VII during my mid life crisis

    • @waluigi3515
      @waluigi3515 4 года назад +3

      @@pythonl0rd584 you don't have mid life crisis by your third year in college.

    • @pythonl0rd584
      @pythonl0rd584 4 года назад +10

      Wario I said by the time the seventh one comes out

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 4 года назад +818

    Mora: "You've slain Miraak, so you are now my champion"
    Dragonborn: "Yeah whatever, man. I gotta go now. It's date night with my hot vampire gf"
    Mora: "No, wait, you can't just lea- ...and he's gone."

    • @grefsteel3989
      @grefsteel3989 4 года назад +180

      *Serana liked that*

    • @CS_Mango
      @CS_Mango 4 года назад +178

      Serana ain't gonna give in. Accept the truth.
      *installs mod*

    • @electricc437
      @electricc437 4 года назад +57

      @@CS_Mango All hail the power of mods!

    • @prasunkumar117
      @prasunkumar117 4 года назад +30

      @@electricc437 is it possible to learn this power of mods?

    • @thrace_bot1012
      @thrace_bot1012 4 года назад +16

      @@prasunkumar117 Skyrim Ascendancy engine

  • @Gottaculat
    @Gottaculat 4 года назад +276

    "I already have the Night Mother whispering in my head, so if I hear a few more voices after reading these books, the more the merrier, I say!" - Dragonborn

  • @Morbacounet
    @Morbacounet 4 года назад +314

    I met a talking dog, I think it's already too late...

    • @CursedAndHauntedMiko
      @CursedAndHauntedMiko 4 года назад +21

      You to?
      Glad I'm not the only one

    • @PaulyWalnuts6323
      @PaulyWalnuts6323 4 года назад +4

      That's great😂😂😂😂

    • @theysaidimasian9766
      @theysaidimasian9766 4 года назад +7

      Dude... I sacrificed someone for a shitty armor...

    • @noonenowhere877
      @noonenowhere877 4 года назад +14

      I met a talking dog
      a talking corpse whose voice only I could hear.
      Heard a disembodied voice behind a door that heavily implied I should kill my friends.
      Went into a house that locked itself where objects flew everywhere and a disembodied voice told me to kill the guy there with me then locked me in a cage and told me to kill more people.
      Another time I hallucinated I was someone else somehow ended up in the last place my hallucination was and then got told to kill someone else by a disembodied voice.
      ...there's a lot of disembodied voices or voices coming from places they probably should'nt is what I'm getting at. A lot of them want me to kill things except that one hallucination who wanted me to cure a dead guys psychological issues, I was not sure I was qualified but it seemed to turn out alright.

    • @CursedAndHauntedMiko
      @CursedAndHauntedMiko 4 года назад

      @@noonenowhere877 Welcome to my world

  • @archibaldwaldrop1094
    @archibaldwaldrop1094 4 года назад +263

    The trick, is to play a Nord Barbarian with 0 intelligence. “SKAAL GOOD, MIRAAK BAD. TENTACLE MAN HELP WITH MIRAAK. MIRAAK TASTE AXE. THESE SCRAPS OF FIRE STARTER HAVE FUNNY SYMBOLS ON THEM”
    Good luck Herma Mora.

    • @magi_1756
      @magi_1756 4 года назад +26

      You say this as if nords have anything above 0 intelligence to begin with

    • @kookbook4399
      @kookbook4399 4 года назад +22

      You say this as if this game had intelligence

    • @CursedAndHauntedMiko
      @CursedAndHauntedMiko 4 года назад +19

      All I can think of is Fallout when I read this

    • @orthodoxcrusader8568
      @orthodoxcrusader8568 4 года назад +16

      As a nord main I never laughed so much at something I don't now should be offensive to me

    • @kytesiridar1610
      @kytesiridar1610 4 года назад +9

      @@magi_1756 Hey now! My Nord is an esteemed member of the college of winterhold in good standing! a Master of destruction, illusion, alteration, restoration and conjuration! He is very intelligent! unlike those faithless imperials.... ;)

  • @WhiteManGodzillaFan
    @WhiteManGodzillaFan 4 года назад +625

    I mean I’m not going insane right now but reading the black books gave me some good perks

    • @kazeryu4834
      @kazeryu4834 4 года назад +58

      Hunter schaalma how do you know you didn’t go so insane that you only THINK you have new perks?

    • @kurtcounty8703
      @kurtcounty8703 4 года назад +13

      You ain't lying, loved those petks🥰🥰

    • @CursedAndHauntedMiko
      @CursedAndHauntedMiko 4 года назад +6

      Indeed

    • @SuperGuldo
      @SuperGuldo 4 года назад +10

      i find most of them pretty shit

    • @realzachfluke1
      @realzachfluke1 4 года назад +3

      Kaze Ryu that’s way too meta bro, holy shit 😱
      hahahahahaha

  • @matthewcox251
    @matthewcox251 4 года назад +309

    It's still better than a used copy of "The Lusty Argonian Maid"

  • @sahidmerced2542
    @sahidmerced2542 4 года назад +205

    Scott: *you* *will* *go* *insane*
    My Dragonborn goes on a frequent bandit killing spree and loot their dead bodies. Pretty sure I was already going down that path.

    • @noonenowhere877
      @noonenowhere877 4 года назад +3

      That's what a madman would think.

    • @p.samedi2473
      @p.samedi2473 4 года назад +5

      Well a man has to feed his family and gosh are those a bunch of hungry fellas 😂

    • @CursedAndHauntedMiko
      @CursedAndHauntedMiko 4 года назад +3

      The gods sent me to punish them
      Do you not hear their voices

    • @marcelsmiley858
      @marcelsmiley858 4 года назад +3

      While being addicted to Redwater Skooma and a cleptomaniac

  • @wolfen18
    @wolfen18 4 года назад +404

    Dragonborn be like :
    "Oh no ..."
    "Anyway"

  • @thegamerator10
    @thegamerator10 4 года назад +160

    Dragonborn: *wields the Wabbajack from the Mad God himself, has read 5 Black Books*
    Also Dragonborn: *still sane and rationally thinking*

    • @noonenowhere877
      @noonenowhere877 4 года назад +21

      ...press x to doubt.

    • @teddycouch9306
      @teddycouch9306 4 года назад +15

      The dragon born is as sane and rationally thinking as a barbarian

    • @theysaidimasian9766
      @theysaidimasian9766 4 года назад +16

      *encounters a talking dog*

    • @craigauclair4026
      @craigauclair4026 4 года назад +1

      Love the Wabbajack!

    • @ruinvixi
      @ruinvixi 3 года назад +4

      Rationally thinking? The cheese wheel addiction says otherwise

  • @draggo69
    @draggo69 4 года назад +169

    "DO NOT READ the Black Books! You Will Go Insane"
    My Sheogorath adoring Dragonborn: "Ok cool"

    • @zombiedemon1762
      @zombiedemon1762 4 года назад +11

      Insanity: Are any of the beings in Apocrypha female? If so i must make one pregnant.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 4 года назад +12

      @@zombiedemon1762 And that's the story of Davy Jones

    • @zombiedemon1762
      @zombiedemon1762 4 года назад +5

      @Chris East. Yeah sounds about right.

    • @zombiedemon1762
      @zombiedemon1762 4 года назад +3

      @Chris East. Maybe if Davy Jones comes back to life he can give Captain Jack some SeaWeed to smoke while waiting for more rum.

    • @zombiedemon1762
      @zombiedemon1762 4 года назад +2

      @Chris East. That might mean Tia dalma was penetrated by an octopus.

  • @azadisoleil6319
    @azadisoleil6319 4 года назад +104

    I’m deep into Elder Scrolls lore, like to the point of CHIM, battle of Red Mountain, Godhead, Dwarves, stuff like that I’m already insane

    • @heavenbot
      @heavenbot 4 года назад +5

      You're also one of the demon cultists from Ravnica, I see. I suppose insanity comes easy to us 🙃

    • @the_hanged_clown
      @the_hanged_clown 4 года назад +2

      I don't think insanity pairs well with CHIM, wouldn't it result in a demolition of the self?

    • @heavenbot
      @heavenbot 4 года назад +3

      @@the_hanged_clown Ego and Insanity are not very connected, as strange as it may seem. I mean, look at Vivec and tell me that fucker is sane

    • @the_hanged_clown
      @the_hanged_clown 4 года назад +1

      @@heavenbot I'm still working my way through Morrowind for the first time so sadly I cannot say as yet

    • @heavenbot
      @heavenbot 4 года назад +3

      @@the_hanged_clown Then you ARE the one prophesied!

  • @troperhghar9898
    @troperhghar9898 4 года назад +112

    "Do not read the black books"
    Me: *black books next to me* must resist stupidity impulse

  • @Taistelukalkkuna
    @Taistelukalkkuna 4 года назад +87

    The Black Books in fact contain Hermaeus Mora´s Alduin/Dragonborn fanfic.

    • @zombiedemon1762
      @zombiedemon1762 4 года назад +17

      Alduin: That time i got reincarnated as the world eating dovahkiin.

    • @TakumisBizarreRacingAdventure
      @TakumisBizarreRacingAdventure 4 года назад +3

      @@zombiedemon1762 Tamriel: *chuckles* I'm in danger.

    • @zombiedemon1762
      @zombiedemon1762 4 года назад

      @Akina Hachi Roku. I don't understand. Why is Tamriel saying its in danger?

    • @TakumisBizarreRacingAdventure
      @TakumisBizarreRacingAdventure 4 года назад +4

      @@zombiedemon1762 because Alduin and Dragonborn joined forces to eat the world?

    • @zombiedemon1762
      @zombiedemon1762 4 года назад +1

      @Akina Hachi Roku. Good point. But what if Alduin was the dragonborn?

  • @SquidFoxy
    @SquidFoxy 4 года назад +108

    Fascinating, it's incredible to hear more about stories of Hermaeus Mora. The story of Ysgramor and the Hare was particularly interesting. Thank you for the video!

    • @maxmazza2987
      @maxmazza2987 4 года назад +2

      "Hans the Fox" was a Shezzarine. Very interesting seeing connections like this.

  • @maxteraform
    @maxteraform 4 года назад +140

    Title: Do not read the Black Books
    Me who made it my mission to find every Black Book on Solstheim: ...

  • @daubenyshowyourself8455
    @daubenyshowyourself8455 4 года назад +60

    "So not read the black books! You'll go insane!"
    Player: *installs mods to be able to kill children

    • @zach11241
      @zach11241 3 года назад +3

      Nothing like a rousing game of tag using a bow! Afterwards you can even play hide and seek with the corp.... ehhh.... child! It’s really fun to hide them on their parent’s bed!

  • @KiomonDuck
    @KiomonDuck 4 года назад +330

    I rather read a black book then read Twitter. Insanity vs stupidity.

  • @TheMetalAllfather
    @TheMetalAllfather 4 года назад +100

    *Average citizen of Tamriel:* is that a black book? *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAANE!*
    *The Dovakiin:* Yeah only like... Two of those books were good. The rest were boring as hell.

    • @drengillespie
      @drengillespie 3 года назад +2

      Isn’t that how sequels usually work? Harry Potter and Series of Unfortunate Events, I’m looking at you.

  • @JaelaOrdo
    @JaelaOrdo 4 года назад +74

    Don’t tell me what to do! Just for that I’m gonna go read a black book right now.

    • @greta8849
      @greta8849 4 года назад +5

      Jaela Ordo noooooo.... call me crazy but the black books gave me great perks

    • @5226-p1e
      @5226-p1e 4 года назад

      with the word of warning this almost ended like a creepy pasta.

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 4 года назад +1

      I'M NOT CRAZY, YOOOOOOOU'RE CRAZY! *ESPECIALLY YOU, M'AIQ!*

  • @ruinvixi
    @ruinvixi 3 года назад +16

    I'm really looking forward to the Daedric content that ES6 has. I think it would be cool if they had them more fleshed out than just one quest per lord for a relic. Imagine being able to devote yourself to the lords instead of just "becoming a champion" like the option to do more quests for perks or other gear that aren't relics, etc. Would make role-playing much more interesting

    • @DavidbarZeus1
      @DavidbarZeus1 3 года назад +3

      Allow me to recommend Wintersun: Faiths of Skyrim to you then, as it allows you to do just that to any of Tamriel's known deities and perform quests for some of them

    • @prettysparklez1195
      @prettysparklez1195 2 года назад

      @@DavidbarZeus1 a mod? On Nexus?

    • @DavidbarZeus1
      @DavidbarZeus1 2 года назад +1

      @@prettysparklez1195 Yes, though I believe it’s also available through Bethesda on SE

  • @Mr-Money01
    @Mr-Money01 4 года назад +18

    Sheogorath: Jokes on you, I'M ALREADY INSANE

  • @pearcesun
    @pearcesun 4 года назад +5

    So in my most recent playthrough of Skyrim, I was using the Sallow Regent quite a bit to optimize my alchemy/enchanting leveling up loop. (not the resto loop, because there is no point to use the books then). And I noticed, that as I was sitting in my basement within the home in Solstheim, that after I came out of the book, the Sallow Regent background noise followed me into the real world. That sort of...not-quite-moaning, not-quite-scratching noise... Like a hum of insanity that you definitely hear while in Apocrypha. The sound loop stopped as soon as I left the house instance. and went outside. I'm not sure if it was a glitch I had or not, but it definitely added to my immersion. Another time this happened is I went back into the Waking Dreams book after defeating Miraak (while outside in Solstheim) to reset some perk points, and when I came back out, Solstheim's sky resembled that of the green-webbed sky that hung above Apocrypha. No tentacles, but very disconcerning. Again, went away after I loaded into something else, like if I fast-traveled to Tel Mythrin or somewhere in Skyrim. And, again, I'm not sure if this is a glitch or intended, but it definitely added to the immersion that the dragonborn was becoming more and more insane the more he used these books. Someone (*cough cough* Fudgemuppet, if you're reading this) should load up a playthrough and report back if they notice the same thing.

  • @PrapalyFree
    @PrapalyFree 4 года назад +3

    Videos and channels like this is what got me into Skyrim and now I’m role playing a Soul Cairn Battlemage/Spellsword. I’m forever grateful

  • @ejscorp
    @ejscorp 4 года назад +6

    "Say hello to Hermaeus Mora for me."
    - Neloth

  • @pineappletheworst
    @pineappletheworst 4 года назад +145

    I would rather read a black book than continue life at this point

    • @cheesebandit5312
      @cheesebandit5312 4 года назад +2

      I agree

    • @TheHoggcast
      @TheHoggcast 4 года назад +5

      why are you so depressed?

    • @caesarsspirit
      @caesarsspirit 4 года назад +4

      @Roger Boyd i don't think writer of Black Book correspond to Nietzsche in real life. It won't have the same satisfaction

    • @pineappletheworst
      @pineappletheworst 4 года назад +6

      The Hoggcast i am not depressed,its just i don’t want to be kiled by global warming in 20 years,i would rather kill myself than die that way

    • @CursedAndHauntedMiko
      @CursedAndHauntedMiko 4 года назад +13

      I think you should visit a Temple of Mara

  • @freedantheeternal
    @freedantheeternal 2 года назад +5

    I would assume the Oghma Infinium, while not directly causing madness itself, could easily lead to it through obsession. Someone reads one section, it disappears, and the power it grants them drives them to search for it, desperate to obtain the knowledge of the other sections, and pretty much wasting their life searching for something that is now kept forever beyond their reach.

  • @gdew5168
    @gdew5168 4 года назад +48

    “For in much wisdom there is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.” Ecclesiastes 1:18. I know this quote is not from the Elder Scrolls universe, but I still find this VERY relevant to Hermaeus Mora’s sphere.

    • @fuckmedude8167
      @fuckmedude8167 4 года назад +3

      Only with hermaeus mora its the other way around, you suffer by aquiring knowledge where normally you aquire wisdom by suffering

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 4 года назад +5

      Wisdom is the balancing tool. Life is all about balance. Everything there is are all made up of different elements balanced together in in a myriad of different ways. We are the universe experiencing itself. We are life trying to get itself right. This is the reason for evolution.

    • @fuckmedude8167
      @fuckmedude8167 4 года назад

      @@aylbdrmadison1051 oh carpet thats deeper than the ocean

  • @MEEEEOOOOWWWW738
    @MEEEEOOOOWWWW738 4 года назад +41

    The black books are the secret unreleased Lusty Argonian chapters not meant for mortal men

    • @AstralJustus
      @AstralJustus 3 года назад +6

      They also contain the pages that were stuck together

  • @vonfaustien3957
    @vonfaustien3957 4 года назад +20

    Insanity is just the sane reaction to living in a universe filled with temporal paradoxes, petty dick gods, time braking outright every few millenia or so, rampent demon invasions which is all just some incoherent dream of some brain dead omnipotent godhead doomed to end when it wakes up.

  • @GoatOfWar
    @GoatOfWar 4 года назад +15

    *Laughs in uber sadistic vampire lord, inside a corpse riddeld whiterun, wearing the ebony mail, posing before a blood red sun *
    Yeah, as though there was any sanity remaining.
    Hold on to my Ebony blade for a moment, while i eat some corpses to regain health for a bit.

  • @Mechanou
    @Mechanou 4 года назад +34

    Considering the fact that canonically the Dragonborn has Waking Dreams in their possession, and that at some point they must've read it, does that mean that it's possible that they might've achieved CHIM?

    • @szkoaimieniateddyegofarmer7436
      @szkoaimieniateddyegofarmer7436 4 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @zixx844
      @zixx844 3 года назад +5

      They read the book and moments later they woke up in doc Mitchel's office.

    • @xXx_Baba-Smoker_xXx
      @xXx_Baba-Smoker_xXx 3 года назад

      yes

    • @purpledevilr7463
      @purpledevilr7463 Год назад

      Yes. It’s called Console commands. Or Modding.

    • @Mechanou
      @Mechanou Год назад

      @@purpledevilr7463 That may not be necessarily true as we have access to console commands after becoming/mantling Sheogorath in Oblivion even though it has been implied to be impossible for a Daedric Prince to achieve CHIM.

  • @DomyTheMad420
    @DomyTheMad420 4 года назад +4

    I still remember the "Doors of Oblivion" book *very* fondly.
    It's what launched my obsession with ES-lore & Herma Mora himself.
    I still feature that book in every house, in every playthru.
    I later found out that the master spoken of in that book actually has a tower in Morrowind with a hidden cellar.

  • @steampunkfox1411
    @steampunkfox1411 4 года назад +9

    Those who walk his halls are truly blessed. Even as their flesh falls away, they are permitted to browse the infinite tomes and scrolls, privy to all mysteries that have ever and will ever exist. It is the most blessed of fates.

  • @bacd-nn2lg
    @bacd-nn2lg 4 года назад +19

    Black Books contains the knowledge of the Dwemer secrets, and a mystery of their disappearance.

  • @69inetails
    @69inetails 4 года назад +23

    " Do Not Read The Black Books Or You'll Go Insane"
    my kahjiit necromancer: you assume i'm sane ?

    • @davidkamps9879
      @davidkamps9879 4 года назад +2

      White one assumes this Khajit is sane yes?

    • @69inetails
      @69inetails 4 года назад +3

      David Kamps my khajiit; this one has black books if you got the coin

    • @zombiedemon1762
      @zombiedemon1762 4 года назад +2

      @David Kamps. He probably gave all the skooma to his zombie wife.

    • @69inetails
      @69inetails 4 года назад +1

      Zombie demon my khajiits these ones are not sugar tooth. These ones married to dark elf/argonian

    • @zombiedemon1762
      @zombiedemon1762 4 года назад +2

      @Grimm_Kitsune. Okay but maybe after the wife died he made her undead and she needed to drink a lot of Skooma to feel okay as a zombie.

  • @thescarletcultist113
    @thescarletcultist113 4 года назад +45

    "I know things. Hidden things. things you aren't supposed to know."

  • @marystone860
    @marystone860 4 года назад +10

    The Last Dragonborn:' I'm already mad.' Fist-bumps Sheogorath.

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 3 года назад

      While admiring your mountain of cheese wheels in his honor.

  • @hezar5166
    @hezar5166 4 года назад +10

    Might aswell go insane, I've already divided my soul between every deadric god :'D

  • @landonmadison2205
    @landonmadison2205 2 года назад +2

    I think we can all agree the Dragonborn is either completely immune to pacts with Deadra, OR that there’s going to be a Deadra war when he dies for who gets to claim his soul.

  • @josephjoestar1738
    @josephjoestar1738 4 года назад +51

    I mean the Dragonborn is already insane!
    So I think we’ll be fine

    • @CursedAndHauntedMiko
      @CursedAndHauntedMiko 4 года назад +3

      Sshhh

    • @sens6198
      @sens6198 4 года назад +3

      NIGERUNDAYO

    • @madisonsosa21
      @madisonsosa21 4 года назад +1

      I mean I enjoy having power, killing people, server Herma Mora...okay, maybe I'm a little insane

    • @josephjoestar1738
      @josephjoestar1738 4 года назад +2

      Madi Wilson ‚‘proceeds to consum 42 Wheels of cheese!‘‘

    • @SlewedBoot25934
      @SlewedBoot25934 3 года назад +1

      Go ahead, Mr. Joestar.

  • @KoshTimeStepper
    @KoshTimeStepper 4 года назад +9

    My dragonborn would be raving blind lunatic then, as she read the Elder Scrolls and every black book.
    Good times ahead, I guess.

  • @KayakithLebita
    @KayakithLebita 4 года назад +19

    Books that teach you powerful knowledge at the cost of your sanity. Unless you got things for slimy tentacles thingy

    • @electricc437
      @electricc437 4 года назад +4

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @zombiedemon1762
      @zombiedemon1762 4 года назад +2

      That moment when you learn too much about tentacles?

  • @MinesAGuinness
    @MinesAGuinness 2 года назад +1

    Hermaeus Mora had of course wanted the Black Books to be found and their temptation felt once more in Tamriel. Yet for all his supposed wisdom, the Daedric prince believed naively that any mere mortal would simply desire to keep them and accept their gifts. Having brought all of the Black Books to Tel Mithryn, Neloth and I hatched a plan to outwit these designs. I donned Ahzidal's boots of waterwalking, and set off for Vvardenfell alone. Trekking through that desolate ashscape, I looked up towards my looming destination. The climb was arduous, the heat unbearable, and the acrid fumes stung my eyes and burned my throat. Finally, I reached the summit and peered down into the crater, shielding my eyes from the intense volcanic glare. Then I hurled each abominable tome into the fires of Red Mountain, beyond the reach of mer and man and also, I hoped, of the daedric denizens of Oblivion.
    ---
    Add bBorderRegionsEnabled=0 in the [General] section in Skyrim.ini to visit Red Mountain
    showinventory (to find ids with Dragonborn load order in place of xx)
    player.removeitem xx01e99c 1
    player.removeitem xx01e99d 1
    player.removeitem xx01e99e 1
    player.removeitem xx01e99f 1
    player.removeitem xx016E2c 1
    player.removeitem xx016E2d 1
    player.removeitem xx016E22 1

  • @TrypKingsley
    @TrypKingsley 4 года назад +9

    The metaphysics of TES helped me become a more metaphysically inclined individual irl. I wouldn't be who I am without this franchise.

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 3 года назад +1

      It is such a shame most aren't as blessed. They wouldn't understand.

  • @PrinceIsot
    @PrinceIsot 3 года назад +1

    My current character defeated alduin, slayed Harkon and Bested Miraak, but the black books drove him mad, he joined the Dark Brotherhood after swearing fealty to an Empire that he has just helped reunite the whole of Skyrim, with each contract he started to like the killing he only partook in once to uphold justice. With each quest eventually leading him to assassinate the very emperor he swore allegiance to by name. Eventually on a quest for every Dragon soul to fuel his growing he killed Paarthunax and now plots to terrorize Skyrim with the power of his unlimited Thu'um.

  • @yiasemi
    @yiasemi 4 года назад +24

    I know thongs. Thongs that should remain unknown. Thongs that contain writhing tentacles of desire and betrayals.

    • @StarSCTEBunToaster
      @StarSCTEBunToaster 4 года назад +5

      Writhing testicles*

    • @sleepysartorialist
      @sleepysartorialist 4 года назад +3

      Star SCT4000E Bun Toaster not when Mora is involved it isn't

    • @zombiedemon1762
      @zombiedemon1762 4 года назад +3

      @Raantuva. So Hermaeus Mora did it with a mortal and his half nord daughter is our waifu?

    • @zombiedemon1762
      @zombiedemon1762 4 года назад +2

      Can we play with the daughters of Apocrypha?

    • @Azure_fae
      @Azure_fae 4 года назад +2

      Iveseenenoughhentaitoseewherethisisgoing

  • @braedengriffiths4249
    @braedengriffiths4249 4 года назад +36

    If the book will allow me to skip old Hermaeus’ dialogue, then insanity is a worthy price. Plus it’d probably get a ticket to the shivering isles pro bono!

    • @Oddball-_-
      @Oddball-_- 4 года назад +3

      His dialogue is what drives people insane...

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 4 года назад

      Skip? Ha, to better understand him, you will be listening slower.

    • @Azure_fae
      @Azure_fae 4 года назад +4

      Yeah, have a nice lovely retirement in the realm of insanity, get to chat with sheogorath aka your past character. Lots of fun.

  • @Gottaculat
    @Gottaculat 4 года назад +19

    It's fun to make deals with the gods, using your soul as currency, when you've already pledged your soul to the god of your choice.
    It's why being a werewolf is so dang cool, because you'll spend eternity experiencing the thrill of the hunt, and all these other gods who thought they were so clever as to dupe you into agreeing to give them your soul. How disappointed they will be when you die and get whisked away to Hircine's side, if he was the first of them you pledged your soul to, lol. Better yet, the Dragonborn masters the mysterious artifact known only as the "Tilde Key," and becomes truly immortal, never dying, and thus never having to make good on these contracts with the gods.

    • @Azure_fae
      @Azure_fae 4 года назад +8

      I imagine after the dragonborn dies, all the daedric princes are fighting over who gets their soul.

    • @Xxsorafan
      @Xxsorafan 4 года назад +1

      Give them an IOU slip

    • @anarchocommunist3888
      @anarchocommunist3888 4 года назад +1

      my dragonborns always have an oh shoot moment when they start to gain perspective and realize they've sworn themselves to contradictory powers

    • @anarchocommunist3888
      @anarchocommunist3888 4 года назад

      also i just googled tidle key, fml, ima console gamer lol

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 3 года назад +1

      Boring!!!! I prefer spending my eternity in the Shivering Isles, but at last I am Dragonborn so my soul automatically ends up with Akatosh. I could dream though. Then again it is said that Sheogorath is the most powerful of deities, he'll figure out how to steal my soul from the others.

  • @Morganscat
    @Morganscat 4 года назад +1

    This video was so calmly explained that not even the horror of being just a dream was enough to make me go mad

  • @Lae-zel_enthusiast
    @Lae-zel_enthusiast 4 года назад +7

    “The daedra in essence are corrupting”
    Malacath: no ❤️

  • @sergeantbananiel3438
    @sergeantbananiel3438 4 года назад +2

    When you guys were talking about this video on the podcast it got me excited, gonna enjoy this one I bet

  • @pjijn6837
    @pjijn6837 4 года назад +7

    I bet his library does not contain the knowledge of..
    *GREEN EGGS AND HAM*

  • @dmwelchdw
    @dmwelchdw 4 года назад +1

    Hermaeus Mora puts His tentacles into your mind, like black fingers reaching in to scramble your thoughts, turning you into a vegetable. But a complicated vegetable, or a cacophony of vegetables, like a salad. So you could call Hermaeus Mora's tentacles, salad fingers.

  • @conixonni8350
    @conixonni8350 4 года назад +9

    Im already half insane because of how long i have to wait for TES 6.

  • @vikuswavy5785
    @vikuswavy5785 3 года назад +1

    I once had something weird happen during a play-through on Solthsteim. After reading more than 5 black books, ending at whatever # in Neloth's house, I stepped outside and.... Solstheim's sky looked like Apocrypha's sky for a second or two, then changed back; it went from that bright slimy green back to normal. I want to think it wasn't a glitch, but I don't know! It's like I could gradually be getting bound to Apocrypha like Miraak was.

  • @justabeardedguythatisahero9848
    @justabeardedguythatisahero9848 4 года назад +29

    Fudge :Black books causes insanity
    Me: have you ever voted in among us

  • @bigdaddydons6241
    @bigdaddydons6241 3 года назад +1

    I can only imagine herma mora and Sheogorath being best of friends, they're probably the only ones that can understand eachother, and there is a large crossover between their worshipers

  • @3hited
    @3hited 4 года назад +21

    imagine if this was sponsored by audible 😂

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 3 года назад

      And some of those audible books were read by Hermaous Mora himself.

  • @FurryEskimo
    @FurryEskimo 4 года назад +1

    I’ve met multiple Dahdra and basically bad-mouthed each and every one. They didn’t like me much, but I was on a personal quest to collect, and well, still haven’t defeated the main quest, but I did do the vampire quest, if just to keep NPCs safe from random attacks.

  • @dwarvenwarrior7713
    @dwarvenwarrior7713 4 года назад +30

    Hey my character is already insane so it won't stop him

    • @PinkWytchBytch
      @PinkWytchBytch 4 года назад +6

      You roleplay an unhinged character as well, I take it?

    • @dwarvenwarrior7713
      @dwarvenwarrior7713 4 года назад +3

      @@PinkWytchBytch yep who has a will so strong that the dead even follow him

    • @PinkWytchBytch
      @PinkWytchBytch 4 года назад +4

      @@dwarvenwarrior7713 Cicero approves and so do I

    • @CursedAndHauntedMiko
      @CursedAndHauntedMiko 4 года назад +2

      You hear the wonderful voices of the gods in your head to?

    • @dwarvenwarrior7713
      @dwarvenwarrior7713 4 года назад

      @@CursedAndHauntedMiko which voices are you talking about the one to protect or the one to slaughter

  • @auronravenhurst9513
    @auronravenhurst9513 4 года назад +2

    The road shown by Hermaus Mora in Apoccrypha, leads to Sheogorath in the Shivering Isles

  • @clavesseptem7223
    @clavesseptem7223 4 года назад +3

    "Do not read the Black Books or you'll go insane!"
    Me: I'm already there, so....nothing to lose?

  • @Rid13y
    @Rid13y 4 года назад +1

    I’ve always looked at Chim and Zero Summing not to be taken that it’s literally a god head dreaming, but more symbolic and metaphorical. The “head” is actually a computer, and the dream, is the game. Zero summing occurs when you get bored of the game and stop playing. Chim occurs when you use cheats and mods to manipulate the game to your liking. Doing either requires full acknowledgment that it’s a fictional world. I think it’s a nice metaphor and the fact that characters in the game can do it is really mind blowing and meta to think about

  • @joerobins5649
    @joerobins5649 4 года назад +13

    Reading every regular book in Skyrim will drive you insane too if BDG is any indication.

    • @PyroKitsuna11
      @PyroKitsuna11 4 года назад +1

      BDG?

    • @tonyanthony5105
      @tonyanthony5105 4 года назад +1

      Big Dumb Grin?

    • @sleepysartorialist
      @sleepysartorialist 4 года назад

      He is a gift you take that back!

    • @lobstrosity7163
      @lobstrosity7163 4 года назад

      I love Palla and also The Poson Song. Chimavirillum or whatever is cool to. But Palma, man, that's a chilling tale.

  • @arbiterskiss6692
    @arbiterskiss6692 4 года назад +2

    3:10-3:25
    Is Shor implying if man were to act like elves, he would become them? Is he imying elves would trick man into becoming them?
    Can man mantle elves like mantaling a god? That is a scary thought.

  • @Warrax85tp
    @Warrax85tp 4 года назад +3

    Wait so why hasn't Hermaeus Mora achieved Chim or experienced Zero
    Sum? If he truly had all forbidden knowledge, then why hasn't he used chim to shape the god heads dream or disappear?
    This is a lore question that has bothered me

    • @miss_baphomet
      @miss_baphomet 2 года назад +3

      based on what happened with lorkhan, it's likely that gods (not semi gods like the tribunal, proper gods like the aedra and daedra) can't achieve CHIM or zero sum

  • @ttkrystal8329
    @ttkrystal8329 Год назад +1

    My current dragonborn is a devout follower and champion of both Meridia and Azura. She cannot be corrupted!

  • @guardiancologne9034
    @guardiancologne9034 4 года назад +4

    Dude i literally became the God of Insanity, you think im afraid of Mora's puny books?

  • @DavidbarZeus1
    @DavidbarZeus1 3 года назад +2

    See, it's talk like this that makes me dream of Skyrim builds for the disciples of the Princes. Can you imagine the backstory that they could create for a devotee of Herma Mora, Sheogorath, Peryite, Molag Bal, JYGGALAG?! Sometimes I watch the builds not for how to play them, but simply to enjoy the in-depth backstories, they are just that good.

  • @josephdalziel1733
    @josephdalziel1733 4 года назад +2

    Aint going to lie, I thought that opening was leading to a Skillshare ad read.

  • @averongodoffire8098
    @averongodoffire8098 2 года назад +2

    My headcanon in my play through was that my Dragonborn escaped his oath with Hermaeus via his allegiance to Azura and resides in her domain until he had gained enough power to return to Tamriel and keep Hermaeus from trying to enact his will over him

    • @scienceacademynotcangivena696
      @scienceacademynotcangivena696 2 года назад

      read racist war crime elder is nationalist kleptocracy lie propaganda to kill nations.
      What is nation?
      Humans born without nationality, born without fascism, nationalization in childhood make them.
      False value, false enemy, false nation definition make false enemy, destroy value of life.
      Nationalist kleptocracy created fa, refuse value of life and human rights.
      Take from society, use not for society, use for golden toilet trash disease, is stealing.
      Reward for worsening, over reward is kleptocracy support, steal reward system.
      Not only artificial inflation, kill by stealing safety, cripple to death, non direct kill, they steal money, money they are printed.
      They not deserved golden toilets.
      They not have right on other life.
      They not deserve worship.
      They did nothing good.
      They so powerful, they are only enemy to them.
      They so powerful, they can create legal approved law, law by which they self must be killed.
      Support nationalist kleptocracy, participate in war crime.
      Nationalization without nation, mafia nationalist kleptocracy divide humanity by nations to cover war crime, nationalist slavery ownership.
      Wikipedia false nation definition changed always.
      Commanders not kill directly, give orders and blame soldiers, soldiers forced to kill, blame generals, walking Milgram experiments.
      They kill for nations, they not know what nation is, nationalist kleptocracy protector.
      Not can distinguish between race and nation.
      What is good, what is bad?
      Choose between bandits called imperials, bandits called rebels, bandits called bandits.
      Protect golden toilet trash, create perfect society.
      Probably, dragon was right, when try kill them all, savior.
      Farengar not care who give order.
      Random infinite characters appears from nowhere every few minutes, that give you missions.
      In real world can kill by stealing safety, economy as weapon.
      In this world everything can be weapons, books, words, swords, booz.
      On missions of kill, create, sell, deliver weapon, cutting weapons, alchemy weapon, economy weapon, social weapon, life style weapon?
      Bring enemy to other enemy, stay and watch weapon.
      Everything can give missions, statues, books, papers, humans, other animals, places.
      Read hilterugen campf books, get bunch of missions for killing, must kill.
      Most dangerous killers are mission givers, books, statues, papers, they kill more than you met for entire life.
      Courage brave epic heroes not know for what they fighting, hilterugend cannon fodder did it.
      skyrim, "death is blessing crusade war crime ten commandments", boethian brave glory hilterugend cannon fodder.
      False nation definition, not can distinguish between race, nation.
      Why elf count as human?
      Vampires zombied mutants.
      They even know that races are property of humans only?
      Creators racist abilities, make species abilities as racist, races as nations, traditions, rituals, religions.
      Narcologist barmen.
      Sobriety is highly overrated, brew taverns everywhere.
      So much booz, that booz used as money.
      Nurturing booz for tavern children narcologist barmen, these hilterugend science academy children magically protected from death.
      Booz everywhere, booz competition, booz conversation, booz school, user became narcotic addicted.
      If not drink booz, force to sell booz.
      Almost everyone have booz in pocket.
      Overpopulation family values.
      Cannon fodder walking Milgram experiments, children in war zone.
      How they can build anything with that death rate?
      Kleptocracy, golden toilet value system.
      Not just thief guild, stealing ability, lockpicks, it is nationalist kleptocracy lie propaganda.
      Any click can steal item.
      Any stealed item magically make you criminal, ruin entire game, everyone and everything magically known that item is stealed.
      But magic not can protect them from stealing, nobody know about pickpocketing lockpicking protection.
      Caught known thief not allowed to some actions.
      Magic doors know that you are thief.
      Reward for worsening, nationalist kleptocracy reward system.
      Marauder economy, kill and loot.
      Traders somehow limited for money, but traders can buy infinite trash just wait for next sell.
      Ten commandments genocide crusade.
      Worship pray blessing priest divine cultist temple altar at every step, godless church ten commandments crusade ritualism.
      Kill for religion of peace crusade ten commandments.
      Faithless damn empire, faithless damn rebels, faithless damn priests
      Animal cruelty.
      Beautiful parts of dead body on walls everywhere.
      Law.
      First mission.
      With 0 crimes they try cut head off.
      They violate own laws, killing without reason must be punished with killing.
      They self are criminals.
      Must choose between 2 mafia, no other ways.
      Crimes not show easy in not big screen, no messages, guards say nothing, no anything, must search manually for statistic.
      Crimes even difficult to find in statistics sometimes.
      Lockpick in first mission cause crime in general stats, no messages, characters silent.
      In war zone, after innocent marauder corpses, lockpick cell with another corpse is bad, worsening.
      Helgen create criminals in first few minutes.
      Judge and kill who attack you is not crime, for example, if try attack hilter for self defence you are criminal, not nationalist kleptocrat.
      Lockpick chest of dead bandit is crime, but killing and looting is legal.
      Convoyed prisoners almost always fight for convoy, any enemy to guard is enemy to prisoner.
      Convoyed prisoners always stuck or die on road.
      Free prisoner is not crime, killed without crime.
      Characters usually kill and forget what they did.
      Steal from bandits is bad, but kill and marauder corpse is innocent.
      Some character unkillable, undead, but they criminals, by their law must be killed.
      It is not predictable, no logic, what is crime in that world, must check general stats crime every few seconds.
      Animated general stats is pain, time and money.
      No kill, how to kill which have no life?
      Shoot skeleton is kill, banish dead skeleton, no kill.
      Non direct chain reaction kill is innocent.
      Stumble on bucket which kill chicken, no kill.
      No crime, force to attack you, then kill as self defense.
      Shoot sparks at kettle, kettle hit chicken, no crime, kettle kill, not user.
      What next, pull trigger, blame bullet, not shooter?
      Kleptocrats steal safety, safety kill, blame economy, not nationalist mafia 99% economy thieves?
      Use mind control spider from solstheim to make killed in battle on your side, no crime.
      Fernik welcome, no lockpick, no crime, then why any lockpick is crime?
      Many program errors.
      Stupid character points ruin game more.
      Unreadable text, transparent, animated, for part of second.
      Not only load screen, almost every text unreadable.
      Not hearable voices, many characters speak at same time, or very silent voice.
      Pain and annoy.
      Even exit program is pain.

  • @Prelaw172
    @Prelaw172 4 года назад +5

    Too late. I read the books and now I'm having tea with Sheogorath and Molag Bal in 3 hours

  • @Drunkyboi
    @Drunkyboi 3 года назад +1

    Whats crazy is how much parallels there are with The Elder Scrolls lore and Real world lore

  • @wraith7989
    @wraith7989 4 года назад +5

    My Dragonborn sold her soul to every single one of the dadera. I just want to see them all fight over who gets her soul in the end.

    • @CursedAndHauntedMiko
      @CursedAndHauntedMiko 4 года назад

      *Constantine liked that*

    • @marystone860
      @marystone860 3 года назад +2

      In my opinion, the Last Dragonborn should get a choice on which Daedric Prince they want to spend eternity with! That battle over the Last Dragonborn's soul will be a sight to see! As me and Sheogorath disappear into the Shivering Isles in a cloud of butterflies, while Sheo is laughing his ass off! Hircene:'F&#@! The Mad God did it to me again!' Hermaeus:' What did you expect?' Hircene:' You only say that because you think you know everything!' The majority of the Princes:' OH S&#@! Here we go!' Molag, Mehrunes, and Malacath:' This should be fun!' Clavicus Vile:' I'm out of here! Come, Barbas!' Sanguine:' You know where to find me!' The others:' Duh, you are Sheogorath's BFF!'

  • @ashirokai
    @ashirokai 4 года назад +1

    Superb content, Scott! I can really relate to that paradigm of going insane while reading black books. Chim and God head + daedra knowledge! it's great! thank you!
    p. S. thank you so such for reading that... in your normal voice, with no "insane" mystical intonations! xD

  • @lazybelphe3584
    @lazybelphe3584 4 года назад +5

    I dunno, becoming insane did wonders for champion of cyrodil >.>
    Edit: hermaeus mora is totally echidna >.>

    • @CursedAndHauntedMiko
      @CursedAndHauntedMiko 4 года назад +2

      I met him once inside the mind of a dead Septim
      What an odd experience that was

    • @AkiyamaKatsuko
      @AkiyamaKatsuko 4 года назад

      Echidna is Hermaeus Mora in disguise.

  • @zombiedemon1762
    @zombiedemon1762 4 года назад +2

    We have the daughters of Coldharbour but we still need the daughters of Apocrypha.

  • @chaserseven2886
    @chaserseven2886 4 года назад +3

    Thanks for the warning man, I was going to buy one and read it glad I now know how dangerous they are I'm going to boycott the publisher writer and the business that have these books and I urge other to do the same

    • @KiomonDuck
      @KiomonDuck 4 года назад

      Let's go to Barns and Noble and make them take it off the shelf!

  • @TheKingreddragon
    @TheKingreddragon 2 года назад +1

    Hermaeus mora discoves hard drives. Apocrypha becomes a couple of books and a wasteland.

  • @GarwenK
    @GarwenK 4 года назад +6

    HAH! Jokes on you! I'm already a champion of every other deadric lord, and its only been a month! Now I'll go for the aidra! Hahaha when I'm done the world will tear itself asunder to determine my afterlife!
    Talos may be my lord but it is purely for he offers the best opportunity for my peoples survival, I defy all powers higher then mortal they all play to my game! When my power grows beyond all and my people know an eternal paradise only then will I die and with my death the uncaring, the harmful, the not essential gods shall fall, all shall know my name! Tim!!!
    MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • @realzachfluke1
    @realzachfluke1 4 года назад +2

    I’ve been excitedly waiting for this video ever since Michael spilled the beans about it on the last podcast episode 😉

  • @cdgonepotatoes4219
    @cdgonepotatoes4219 4 года назад +3

    "don't read the scrolls! you'll go blind!"
    "don't read the black books! you'll go insane!"
    look dude, you gotta read something, you can't keep living with a vocabulary as thick as a child's coloring book

  • @Urgelt
    @Urgelt 4 года назад +1

    There's no help for it. The Dragonborn must choose: either to let Miraak return to Nirn and bollix things up, or read at least two Black Books to learn how to defeat him.
    Perhaps it helps that the Dragonborn isn't much of a scholar. He/she is restless. Footloose. Never stays for long in one place. Always is questing. He/she lacks the patience for a years-long retreat to a magnificent, if dangerous, library to catch up on the latest histories or philosophical musings or godly secrets. A library for the Dragonborn is just a place to visit. He/she feels no temptation to stay.
    I'm reminded of Chevy Chase in 'National Lampoon's Vacation,' where Chevy is at the Grand Canyon, but in a hurry. His head bobs up and down twice. Yep, nice view! Let's go! Nary a glance does he spare for the sight of mules descending to the river along winding trails, nor of dozens, nay, hundreds of ancient layers of rock piled up like a nearly infinite wedding cake, all telling their stories of aeons past, nor of hawks soaring high overhead, nor the sun casting brilliance and stark shadows into the incredible colored vista. There is no temptation in it for him.
    Is the Dragonborn that shallow? Yeah. He/she kind of is, because every player is. None of us would find fun in lingering in Hermaeus Mora's realm for long. Things to do, places to see! Kill the monsters, collect the loot, and away! And so perhaps the Black Books aren't as dangerous to the Dragonborn as they might be to a more studious fellow or gal.
    Remember the killing joke? Those who hear it die of laughter. But the person with no sense of humor is immune. To him or her, it's just not funny.
    Hermaeus Mora's trap is sprung. The Dragonborn read the Black Books. But the lure of those endless stacks in Hermaeus Mora's library is impotent against the restless adventurer. He, or she, doesn't get the joke.

  • @erikmacaluso
    @erikmacaluso 4 года назад +10

    I believe it's pronounced, "Toddhead."

  • @noperez7971
    @noperez7971 3 года назад

    Love seeing that you are still making content. All you videos are so interesting

  • @zealotmaster1
    @zealotmaster1 4 года назад +174

    i read the black books and all i got was this t-shirt

    • @theysaidimasian9766
      @theysaidimasian9766 4 года назад

      Did it also read "Mora's little princess?"

    • @tempestates13
      @tempestates13 4 года назад +1

      I read the black books and got cheated out of killing Miraak. Damned Mora!

  • @chrisholdread174
    @chrisholdread174 4 года назад +3

    Reading a black book might explain the insanity of the last 4 years

  • @donjuan2766
    @donjuan2766 4 года назад +2

    Fudgemuppet: ladies and gentlemen I would warn you to not read the black books for if you aren't set upon the path of insanity...
    Dragonborn: *proceeds to slaughter rieklings after being seduced to do so by a riekling scout infatuated in climbing the ranks*

  • @sabzbabz9417
    @sabzbabz9417 4 года назад +1

    The only perk that matters from Black Books is where you can't damage your allies because now you can hit Lydia when she's in your way.

  • @NODnuke45
    @NODnuke45 4 года назад +1

    The last time I played a heroic dragonborn character he kind of pulled a Sisyphus and made a pact with the dark daedra princes to acquire immeasurable power. Only to turn on them and use the power to thwart them and save Tamriel while killing all evildoers.

  • @digishade7583
    @digishade7583 3 года назад +1

    5:46 another explanation for what happened to that mage is that he became one of Mora’s seekers the floating tentacled creatures that throw green fireball at the last dragon born and who release a strange whispering blast comparable to a shout
    18:37 Meridia is the daedric prince of life it is thanks to her that there is life on Nirn and she hates the corruption that comes with necromancy and undeath though she wasn’t always a daedra, she can’t really be called a corrupting force

    • @miss_baphomet
      @miss_baphomet 2 года назад +1

      meridia is technically a magna ge who later became a daedra so its a weird situation, but even putting aside meridia there are daedra who don't really fit that description like azura and malacath so it's probably more accurate to say that daedra are often corrupting forces rather than that the daedra are always corrupting forces

  • @d.n5287
    @d.n5287 4 года назад +1

    **You found out a note in apocrypha**
    "still trying to find lusty argonian maid vol 3"

  • @BlazinPheonix32
    @BlazinPheonix32 4 года назад

    Back at it again with the atmopheric videos my guy. Keep up the good work!

  • @Tangy722
    @Tangy722 4 года назад +1

    It's amazing that it's almost been a decade and people are still exploring this game