Weakly News 8/10/23 Lizzo's In Trouble & Oakland Is Overrun By Crime

The Babylon Bee's Adam Yenser brings you Weakly News like the harassment allegations against Lizzo, Chris Christie's visit with Zelenskyy, and Oakland's creative solution to its growing crime problem.
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[@tmolne117]

These are savage. Those deserve way more laughter from way more people

[@Brett.D]

Yes, this was top shelf comedy!!!

[@Capius1272]

Backup dancers behind Lizzo... gold! 😅

[@austinfeng735]

Ah, that last item was unbearable

[@smcgoldrick100]

Best news segment yet

[@kirkwann9675]

Another great episode!!

[@Exspea]

I’ve noticed most comedy seems to kind of, ease it in; ramp it up to crescendo.
You started at 11.
Full guffaw.
Awesome.
Cheers!

[@Voicenreason247]

Or give us our 2nd amendment and allow us to open carry.

[@Stevarooni]

Open or concealed. Both should be your protected right.

[@greendrummers]

Senior and cannabis, excellent!

[@melissacavanaugh3073]

Gotta luv the old skool slide whistle

[@Music-lx1tf]

Best ever. Loved it.

[@allen_p]

I wonder if the Univ of Houston in proud of their alumni now?

[@judyh369]

Awesome

[@Greg-wq4dj]

I don't think Zelensky needed Christie to hide behind...he has an apparently unending supply of pallets of US cash to stack into a very robust bunker..."less 10% for the big guy"...

[@Marine-oj6mx]

Lizzo? Wasn’t that Jabba the Hutt?

[@edwardgabel3701]

I too am not a sun bear.

[@landi2244]

Love the Lizzo jokes

[@danielallison5058]

Lizzo short for lizard?

[@Brett.D]

Jokes?

[@landi2244]

Yes. The back up dancer joke, and eating the banana joke

[@Brett.D]

@@landi2244 Sorry, I know they are jokes! Sometimes the Bee sounds more like a real story!

[@icedriver2207]

they just don't appeal to a "Wide" audience

[@paulraymond9886]

If it wasn't for you i never would have heard of this lizzo beast. Why you telling me about this junk?

[@mnlew7156]

👍👍

[@donaldnichols2434]

Being a backup dancer means being behind her in one of those skimpy outfits that definitely would be herassment

[@icedriver2207]

Those are normal sized outfits. Just when you put them on Lizzo they look skimpy

[@flywesleybyrd]

You need a better audience / laugh track!! 🤣

[@estimatingonediscoveringthree]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stevemancillas1120]

😂

[@tonycolle8699]

Just don't put a bump stock on your air horn!

[@stephaniefrankiewich3855]

Adorable. 😉

[@Anonymous-ld2hi]

Adam's timing isn't great, and there's almost no audience! 🙄😬🤷‍♂️

[@blakepace]

The writing is fine, Adam.
Delivery still needs some work.
I'm glad you're inviting more people into your live audiences.
Practice makes Better.😊

[@soldieroftruth77]

This is a matter of opinion. I like his dry delivery.

[@Jake-Drake]

@@soldieroftruth77 I absolutely agree with you. I love dry humor.

[@myst1cull]

Quality comedy, but I feel like the bee is dying...😢

[@Brett.D]

Nah, the quality of the daily mails jjst keeps on improving...

[@en5788]

Material is great. Need some camera cuts and stereotypical newsman neck jerks

[@doxieherblitz]

Cheap shots about people's looks aren't clever, or funny -- unless you're in middle school. 🙄

[@Brett.D]

You mean the truth?

[@Nemerson74]

I am in elementary school and found it funny, disproving your assertion.

[@WeighedWilson]

Is that you Prime Minister Trudeau?