The One About 7-Eleven

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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2024
  • It’s another Babylon Bee Podcast! Vivek is out of the race after the Iowa Caucus, Hulk Hogan got saved and he’s already saving others, and the United States is bombing the Houthis prompting American citizens to ask: who are the Houthis? Be encouraged by The Babylon Bee’s Bible verse of the week. Then, be discouraged by how the internet reacted to that one joke about Vivek and 7-Eleven.
    This episode is brought to you by Alliance Defending Freedom. Please stand with them: joinadf.com/bee

Комментарии • 215

  • @mammaduck3863
    @mammaduck3863 5 месяцев назад +17

    I believe Vivek answered that question for you. Rather than playing victim and becoming all butt hurt, he took your meme and rolled with it. Used to be standard back in the day. We need to bring that back. Mad respect.

  • @jadedskyes78
    @jadedskyes78 5 месяцев назад +5

    It was hilarious! Glad Vivek has a sense of humor!!! He even doubled down when PBD went to 7-11 for a hotdog saying “Thanks for coming and don’t forget to grab a slurpee!”
    Comedy unifies!! That is truth!

  • @3DThrills
    @3DThrills 5 месяцев назад +51

    Imagine this. The Simpsons bring Apu back, but he is voiced by Vivek Ramaswamy.

    • @TheSulross
      @TheSulross 5 месяцев назад +1

      Vivek is a natural ad lib zinger - but the guy that impersonates Vivek is a hoot

    • @mexvantil7523
      @mexvantil7523 5 месяцев назад +2

      Exactly what I said.😂

    • @BlingtingSam
      @BlingtingSam 5 месяцев назад

      It is hilarious until you get laughed at for being an Indian American. Babylon bee has no guts to make fun of Muslims or blacks…they could have portrayed Tim Scott as a shoe shining boot licker but they didn’t. They know Indians are peaceful and won’t do anything. 😅😅😅 🐔 Babylon Bee = chickens.

    • @BlingtingSam
      @BlingtingSam 5 месяцев назад

      It is hilarious until you get laughed at for being an Indian American. Babylon bee has no guts to make fun of Muslims or blacks…they could have portrayed Tim Scott as a shoe shining boot licker but they didn’t. They know Indians are peaceful and won’t do anything. 😅😅😅 🐔 Babylon Bee = chickens.

  • @georgina979
    @georgina979 5 месяцев назад +70

    Just shows that Vivek has a spectacular sense of humor. Looking forward to voting for him some day.

    • @KansasFarmer620
      @KansasFarmer620 5 месяцев назад

      He's Obama 2.0 and literally copies Obama's speeches

    • @michaelalbert8474
      @michaelalbert8474 5 месяцев назад +2

      I’m still amazed that literally no one pronounces his name correctly. It’s not like it’s difficult. Vivek rhymes with cake.

    • @georgina979
      @georgina979 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@michaelalbert8474 he's tough and smart... he'll teach them

    • @michaelalbert8474
      @michaelalbert8474 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@georgina979
      He has been a good sport about it. Unlike our current VP who charges racism every time someone mispronounces her name.

  • @M8Stealth
    @M8Stealth 5 месяцев назад +20

    A: You can never go too far.
    B: If I'm gonna get busted, it is not gonna be by a guy like that.
    - Ferris Bueller

  • @jerrebrasfield4231
    @jerrebrasfield4231 5 месяцев назад +6

    No, vivek loved it

  • @jeremiahbullfrog9288
    @jeremiahbullfrog9288 5 месяцев назад +13

    I loved Vivek's response to the joke

  • @AmerigoGadsden
    @AmerigoGadsden 5 месяцев назад +7

    Indians-Dot and Indians-Feather should create a joint venture. Part convenience store, part casino. Humor must come back.

  • @mookiedoeslife5999
    @mookiedoeslife5999 5 месяцев назад +25

    Custard's last stand...at the battle of Gettysburg. 😂😂😂

  • @BransonYT
    @BransonYT 5 месяцев назад +4

    Fairly certain Vivek actually did respond and was fine with it, can't find it now ofc but

  • @ItsMeTheDee
    @ItsMeTheDee 5 месяцев назад +37

    Two Podcasts in a row?! This is turning out to be a good year after all!

  • @HeWhoIsWhoHeIs
    @HeWhoIsWhoHeIs 5 месяцев назад +19

    No. The bee did not go too far. The bee can never go too far.

    • @danielwessel9884
      @danielwessel9884 5 месяцев назад +1

      Agreed they can't go too far. But a lot of their stuff falls flat. You can't be funny all the time.

    • @TheSulross
      @TheSulross 5 месяцев назад +2

      reality has far, far exceeded the Bee's ability to satirize it - which is why they're a news agency, not political satirist

    • @BlingtingSam
      @BlingtingSam 5 месяцев назад

      It is hilarious until you get laughed at for being an Indian American. Babylon bee has no guts to make fun of Muslims or blacks…they could have portrayed Tim Scott as a shoe shining boot licker but they didn’t. They know Indians are peaceful and won’t do anything. 😅😅😅 🐔 Babylon Bee = chickens.

  • @knotsochice
    @knotsochice 5 месяцев назад +13

    After the election, of course, Viv should be down to meet Joe wearing the 7-11 shirt and even the stereotypical accent, and troll him a bit for laughs. Bet Joe doesn't recognize him, at all, even after someone explains the prank. Super-Meta.

  • @rfe8nn2
    @rfe8nn2 5 месяцев назад +96

    When I heard about a 7 11 joke I was offended. Where was Joe Biden in the joke? Biden was famous for exploiting that stereotype.

    • @TheBabylonBeePodcast
      @TheBabylonBeePodcast  5 месяцев назад +42

      Thank you, come again.

    • @rfe8nn2
      @rfe8nn2 5 месяцев назад +11

      @@TheBabylonBeePodcast Maybe he was already working as Joe Biden's WH 7-11 manager. 7-11 the owners have a slight Indian accent.

    • @petermadany2779
      @petermadany2779 5 месяцев назад +7

      Nowadays Brandon cannot visit a 7-Eleven without having a slight accident. 😂

    • @rfe8nn2
      @rfe8nn2 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@petermadany2779 C'mon man Corn Pop was a very bad Dude!!!

    • @mexvantil7523
      @mexvantil7523 5 месяцев назад +3

      That’s the joke. You’re supposed to make the Biden connection. Lighten up. 😊

  • @voiceofreason1629
    @voiceofreason1629 5 месяцев назад +9

    If I just got in an accident and was pulled from the wreckage by Hulk Hogan, I would think I died and gone to Hulk Heaven.👼💪

  • @IMDunn-oy9cd
    @IMDunn-oy9cd 5 месяцев назад +21

    Thank you. Come again.

    • @davidpaul9961
      @davidpaul9961 5 месяцев назад +1

      And here we have an example of the perfect comment.

    • @TheCherie1955
      @TheCherie1955 5 месяцев назад +1

      Excellent comment!

  • @ronaldspins
    @ronaldspins 5 месяцев назад +23

    I laughed my guts out... The Complexity of the humor piece is huge ... and genius .. many want Vivek as VP and this hit's home , it' hits home also with
    Trump shooting himself in the foot by back benching Vivek ......... and many more facets

    • @rfe8nn2
      @rfe8nn2 5 месяцев назад

      Well he didn't shoot himself in the foot. He didn't want people scared off from lawfare and vote elsewhere. "Don't vote for him because they won't let him win" "Vote for me to save Trump and the country, because a vote for Trump would only hurt him".

    • @rfe8nn2
      @rfe8nn2 5 месяцев назад +1

      I still see him as VP. In politics we all have short memories. Right now his with him on the campaign trail.

    • @sylviavalentine4530
      @sylviavalentine4530 5 месяцев назад

      2:53

  • @abigailcook225
    @abigailcook225 5 месяцев назад +10

    You should let Travis host more often. He does a great job.

  • @mimisheean6648
    @mimisheean6648 5 месяцев назад +6

    On the Gutfeld Show they said Trump would make Vivek the Secretary of Foreheads… 😅

  • @leluyaa
    @leluyaa 5 месяцев назад +4

    Oh how I miss the days with the two other guys + the laughing guy in the background 😔

  • @notthefbi7932
    @notthefbi7932 5 месяцев назад +11

    Vivek had no problem with being VP of 7-11 😁

    • @wazzup233
      @wazzup233 5 месяцев назад +1

      I give that a rating of 7/11. 😉

    • @BlingtingSam
      @BlingtingSam 5 месяцев назад

      It is hilarious until you get laughed at for being an Indian American. Babylon bee has no guts to make fun of Muslims or blacks…they could have portrayed Tim Scott as a shoe shining boot licker but they didn’t. They know Indians are peaceful and won’t do anything. 😅😅😅 🐔 Babylon Bee = chickens.

  • @Seliz463
    @Seliz463 5 месяцев назад +12

    As an Indian-American whose parents were immigrants (so, excactly like Ramaswamy) I laughed out loud the second I saw that thumbnail 😂 homie this is funny af and also a true stereotype. Bonus if you had him in a Dunkin Donuts uniform too

    • @mariussielcken
      @mariussielcken 4 месяца назад

      Hard-working and customer-friendly? What a horrible stereotype!

  • @garysarratt1
    @garysarratt1 5 месяцев назад +3

    Thank you for not explaining the joke!🤣🤣

  • @Mishn0
    @Mishn0 5 месяцев назад +1

    I'm offended, Custer's last stand has nothing to do with Gettysburg!

  • @skaughtsman
    @skaughtsman 5 месяцев назад +3

    Actually: Vivek rhymes with cake.

  • @JesseDeShazo
    @JesseDeShazo 5 месяцев назад +2

    Reacher is so good! 🤣 it’s classic action

  • @D71219ONE
    @D71219ONE 5 месяцев назад +6

    I personally was offended. Vivek definitely seems like a Comfort Inn owner.

  • @3DThrills
    @3DThrills 5 месяцев назад +7

    I'm really looking forward to seeing a Tesla commercial during the Superbowl, created by The Babylon Bee.

  • @michaelquaid4679
    @michaelquaid4679 5 месяцев назад +3

    No, it was a great old school JOKE done in honor of a modern COOL GUY.
    You didn't go too far. You were right ON TIME

  • @danielwatcherofthelord1823
    @danielwatcherofthelord1823 5 месяцев назад +5

    Have people always been so offended or is it just nowadays because everyone is so weak?

  • @mostlyanchors168
    @mostlyanchors168 5 месяцев назад +2

    They didnt go too far. It’s comedy.

  • @Shermer-IRL
    @Shermer-IRL 5 месяцев назад +7

    I’m offended by how much headroom there is on these close-ups

  • @danielgoodland9608
    @danielgoodland9608 5 месяцев назад +1

    Stater Bros for LIFE! I love Stater Brothers.

  • @justinhadley2583
    @justinhadley2583 5 месяцев назад +5

    I say TheBee hasn't gone too far enough!!!

  • @sharpturns5558
    @sharpturns5558 5 месяцев назад +2

    After being in the race for many months, you'd think you could say Vivek's name correctly, but no. I'd call that beta.
    It's Vivek, rhymes with cake, which he's said countless times, so you have no excuse.

  • @TheSulross
    @TheSulross 5 месяцев назад +1

    all publicity is good publicity, isn't it Bee 😄

  • @Ihatezidiotz
    @Ihatezidiotz 5 месяцев назад +9

    Thank you for playing the biden clip thats "not a joke" about the indian stereotype. wish EVERYONE played it whenever someone brought up your bit.
    P.S. loved your bit.

  • @jimluebke3869
    @jimluebke3869 5 месяцев назад +1

    If you're going to show a monster truck doing a jump on a racetrack, you could probably show it doing a jump off the top ropes.

  • @AmericanPendetta
    @AmericanPendetta 5 месяцев назад +5

    No. It’s political satire. Just because they jab at someone you - and I - like doesn’t mean they’ve all of the sudden gone too far. That’s pathetic

  • @kirstenmartin1827
    @kirstenmartin1827 5 месяцев назад +6

    Awesome Bible verse.. here in our household we listen to The Ghost. 😁

  • @MrBowser2012
    @MrBowser2012 5 месяцев назад +8

    This was hilarious and Vivek handled it like a Chad.

  • @sondra4789
    @sondra4789 5 месяцев назад +2

    I thought that too! I thought he was gonna say he performed a tracheotomy lol

  • @Sstyyxx_
    @Sstyyxx_ 5 месяцев назад +2

    It was hilarious

  • @John_Fisher
    @John_Fisher 5 месяцев назад +4

    10:32 It is interesting, I think that in America we get a 'default' view of norms in Christianity that is actually skewed from Christianity in a broader sense geographically and historically. I think that many like Jarret probably see rejection of baptismal regeneration as the default and even a Protestant vs. Catholic issue, but rejecting it is actually a minority view within Christianity and actually a number of Christians from a wide variety of branches within Protestantism agree with Catholics and Eastern Orthodox regarding it.

  • @CalinColdea
    @CalinColdea 5 месяцев назад +1

    This video watching felt like a short "Flight over the coo coo nest" but still casually entertaining. Subscribed.

  • @thefreedomwarrior
    @thefreedomwarrior 5 месяцев назад +3

    Love you guys.

  • @restnxist
    @restnxist 5 месяцев назад

    I am glad you introduced the guest as a person. Someday soon we will not know whether the guest or even the hosts are AI robots.

  • @garysanders6091
    @garysanders6091 5 месяцев назад +1

    I was a little worried babylon bee was going to apologize for that banger of an article lol. It was funny, it wasn't mean spirited, and even Vivek had fun with it. Relax people lol

  • @solacemusic242
    @solacemusic242 5 месяцев назад +2

    thanks for letting emma talk

  • @brucebond2112
    @brucebond2112 5 месяцев назад +1

    Vivek - rhymes with cake!

  • @churchoftheformerdaysaints
    @churchoftheformerdaysaints 5 месяцев назад

    I love how they all sound high if you are not watching.

  • @KandMe1
    @KandMe1 5 месяцев назад +3

    In my life I have seen many, many bee’s that have gone too far. It’s the wind that get’s ’em. I see them on pavements, and stairwells inside and out. It long past time you guys did a skit that takes the piss out of bee’s.

    • @bnjmnwst
      @bnjmnwst 5 месяцев назад

      An apostrophe isn't required when adding an "s" to make a word plural.

    • @KandMe1
      @KandMe1 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@bnjmnwst it’s not called punktuation for nothing get over yourself bilbo.

    • @bnjmnwst
      @bnjmnwst 5 месяцев назад

      @@KandMe1 Fair

    • @KandMe1
      @KandMe1 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@bnjmnwst well a good comeback might’ve been, how did you know my name was Bilbo and why did you use the lower case b?

  • @kateealer7
    @kateealer7 5 месяцев назад +1

    You're referring to Gino's and Pat's, the most epic Philly cheese steak standoff of all time. My Dad once had his team go up there for a team building project to determine which was better. I asked why they didn't do something physical like that joke in The X-Files about building towers of furniture. He said physical games weren't really his team's speed. No wonder people were always trying to get him as their boss.

  • @upschutt4842
    @upschutt4842 5 месяцев назад +2

    Emma gets more and more impressive. Her husband must be really happy to have her.

  • @93SFBG
    @93SFBG 5 месяцев назад +1

    Oh hell no! You can NEVER go too far in the War on Woke.

  • @alx8425
    @alx8425 5 месяцев назад

    Keep up the good work.

  • @haldorasgirson9463
    @haldorasgirson9463 5 месяцев назад

    The "Yee" totally makes the King James version top dog.

  • @tinaknutsen
    @tinaknutsen 5 месяцев назад

    Grew up watching wrestling, UFC fights and monster trucks. I can’t remember the real small Mexican fighter…he had tattoos all over, talked real fast, always smiling…super positive vibes and reminded me of speedy Gonzales.

  • @Landofalcon007
    @Landofalcon007 5 месяцев назад +2

    Wow, the Bee is way more based than even I thought. Kinda expected yall to be a bunch of "War bad, isolation good" libertarians, but yall had much more reasoned views. Cool.

  • @erhardtharris8727
    @erhardtharris8727 5 месяцев назад +1

    No. The Babylon Bee hasn't gone to far until It establishes The Babylon V.

  • @mrs.brayman4840
    @mrs.brayman4840 5 месяцев назад

    Philadelphia-the first Capitol of the United States, place of the First Continental Congress, and the Constitutional Convention.
    That's what I learned in school 😊

  • @the_ure
    @the_ure 5 месяцев назад +2

    I see tube unsubbed me again.

  • @didgit6495
    @didgit6495 5 месяцев назад

    Down with sensitivity!!!

  • @christinepatton1768
    @christinepatton1768 5 месяцев назад

    Royal Tenenbaums was one of the few Wes Anderson movies that Jason Schwartzman was NOT in 😅

  • @7uhv
    @7uhv 5 месяцев назад +3

    I don't think Viveck thinks so ,and I want him as vp. Have we've gotten so divided and bitter we've lost our sense of humor?

  • @kentvanschuyler9520
    @kentvanschuyler9520 5 месяцев назад +3

    God bless and protect you from yourselves+

  • @AngryDogPerformance
    @AngryDogPerformance 5 месяцев назад

    The Bee on foreign policy: We want good thing,we want good thing! Guess first order principles are just platitudes.

  • @kathleencassel1350
    @kathleencassel1350 5 месяцев назад

    ITS VIVEK LIKE CAKE. IT HELPS IF WE MAKE SURE WE ARE PRONOUNCING NAMES OF PEOPLE INTHE NEWS CORRECTLY. IT IS A PRETTY IMPORTANT SHOW OF RESPECT.

  • @BuccaneerBoots
    @BuccaneerBoots 5 месяцев назад

    I've heard that spirit is more of the idea (in the spirit of...), while ghost is more of the tangible definition.

  • @crabbypaddy5549
    @crabbypaddy5549 5 месяцев назад

    He is not a snowflake, so he can take it. He does not melt for a few words.

  • @3DThrills
    @3DThrills 5 месяцев назад +1

    Vivek had a lot of nerve, interfering with Trump's Coronation like that.

  • @notusedexer
    @notusedexer 5 месяцев назад

    23:58 where the hell do you buy your comic books?

  • @83licata
    @83licata 5 месяцев назад

    Vivek spent the month leading up to the Iowa causes in Iowa campaigning in every county; and came in 4th. Vivek can't run harder therefore he doesn't have a clear path at winning the primary!

  • @user-kv2pt4lu9y
    @user-kv2pt4lu9y 5 месяцев назад +1

    CJB, Complete Jewish Bible is easier to read and was translated directly from original Bible-time languages to 1970's English.

  • @aspensulphate
    @aspensulphate 5 месяцев назад

    They didn't go too far, and the fact that you're asking the question

  • @en5788
    @en5788 5 месяцев назад

    Initial response..,.
    Is Travis the bass player that owns a studio? Or maybe his dad?

  • @joeharris3878
    @joeharris3878 5 месяцев назад

    I'm a slob. I haven't shaved in two decades. I cut my own hair with scissors and no mirror. Patched blue jeans, holey t-shirt , worn out work boots every day of the week.
    But I never wear a cap backwards if it has those plastic adjustable things so a half-moon of your forehead shows.

  • @StevenKrueger
    @StevenKrueger 5 месяцев назад

    FYI- Ghost and Spirit have the exact same meaning. The difference is; Spirit is from the Latin or Catholic tradition. Ghost is from the Germaninic or Protestant tradition. The one you choose to use reveals the influences on your FAITH. 🙏✝️

  • @georgewagner7787
    @georgewagner7787 5 месяцев назад

    Joe just asked me for a donation and said it wasn't a joke.

  • @SuperPowderpig
    @SuperPowderpig 5 месяцев назад +1

    Isn't there already a 7-11 in the white house. Not sure Kamala would ever get hired at a 7-11 though.

  • @56Spookdog
    @56Spookdog 5 месяцев назад

    Greasy spoon= not so clean restaurant.

  • @zTruthSeeker316
    @zTruthSeeker316 5 месяцев назад +1

    Remove all doubt & confusion. Invite Vivek and personally ask him if he would have a problem if President Trump offered him the position as vp of the white house 7-eleven or dunkin donuts. This should shut up most dumpocraps. Heck! While you're at it, ask Vivek if he would hire me as a staffer at the 7-eleven / dunkin donuts.:) :) :)

  • @CBRNDEATHDEALER
    @CBRNDEATHDEALER 5 месяцев назад

    It’s funny and he knows that!

  • @kstarbar
    @kstarbar 5 месяцев назад

    Jack Black is my fav actor 😂

  • @danielsnowboards
    @danielsnowboards 5 месяцев назад

    I like Nacho Libre. It’s basically a whole movie of Jack Black in his underwear.

  • @NelsonThePsychopath
    @NelsonThePsychopath 5 месяцев назад

    When is Seth going to fire Kyle Mann for asking for more money once he realizes that he's writing most of the jokes? Also Emma is looking fire 🔥

  • @iamnotyu5548
    @iamnotyu5548 5 месяцев назад

    29:19 wipe out and other shows like that ae all derived from a frenh tv show in the 50s or 60s, but that show which i vant remember he name of is aparently der8ved from a US military comedic radio show

  • @barryfreeman303
    @barryfreeman303 5 месяцев назад

    Where are all my short peeps gettin pissed about the hotdog thingies made for only tall people?

  • @A_Pie323
    @A_Pie323 5 месяцев назад

    Brandon, as someone who has lived outside of Philadelphia their whole life, I hate Philly too. Also, there’s tons of places to get amazing cheesesteaks that aren’t right in the city and aren’t Geno’s or Pat’s. Cheesesteaks are overrated anyway.

  • @timchapman5553
    @timchapman5553 5 месяцев назад

    That isn’t just a slogan it’s the flag of their country

  • @FrancisChartrand7769
    @FrancisChartrand7769 5 месяцев назад

    The Macho Man? Common guys.

  • @rebecca120xmany
    @rebecca120xmany 5 месяцев назад +1

    I thought the 7-11 joke was hilarious.

  • @kellyblack4897
    @kellyblack4897 5 месяцев назад +1

    Emma is a dreamboat. How’s that for an intro?

  • @joebeezy9471
    @joebeezy9471 5 месяцев назад

    No, they haven’t done too far.

  • @yirvin1
    @yirvin1 5 месяцев назад

    Where's the Vivek Video

  • @izzywizzy685
    @izzywizzy685 5 месяцев назад

    I really enjoyed the monster truck show my parents and I went to many years ago, it was fun and wild. I would definitely go see it again. I would rather do that then go to some fashion show which is boring imo.

  • @eldansambatyon
    @eldansambatyon 5 месяцев назад

    sue the state!

  • @AKC2004
    @AKC2004 5 месяцев назад +4

    Damn, I need a stater brothers jacket!

    • @AKC2004
      @AKC2004 5 месяцев назад +2

      Update: I found one, though it isn't the old school logo. I even can get my name embroidered. Love it.

    • @travis8139
      @travis8139 5 месяцев назад +1

      You are a hero among me.

  • @wenmoonson
    @wenmoonson 5 месяцев назад

    I remember when the Babylon Bee podcast was funny. And it only took two dork kings and a laughing hyena!

  • @user-jj2vc9hd5u
    @user-jj2vc9hd5u 5 месяцев назад +1

    lol you had the whole episode and vids not show the Vivek’s joke post about your headline?
    Now that’s called hypocrisy