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*Bad Cop new dialogue* Adding Assassins to squad: "You. Assassin lady. Follow my lead." "Why didn't we have girls before?" "Giggity giggity goo." "Want to go out for dinner when this is over?" Against HECU: "How heavy is your ass now?" "Son, you're a disgrace to the uniform." "Dismissed!" "Fight like a man, soldier boy." "Die now! That's an order! (sotto) Not you guys." "Should've kept doing what you were doing at Black Mesa." "You and what army?" Against Alien Grunts: "Enough with the bees already!" "You guys are like the Vorts, only larger. Or at least taller." "I've wrestled with bears bigger than you." "No. More. Bees." "Go back to the factory in Xen that made you!" "Big deal." Against Alien Controllers: "Take that, you big-headed fucks!" "Damn storm clouds!" "Can you fly, you sucker?" "Balloon popper." "It's duck season." "Gotcha, Red Baron."

3650: Wilson look they about to kiss

BENİM GÖTÜM AĞIR

why are they attacking one store

"nah, shotgun is better." "what did you just said?"

Thanks 15

It looks like Bros abandoning mission

Squad! We Got! Hostiles!

Who needs pcv when you have an ass that heavy

Me n the boys Going to furry conversion in the elevator :

Not one of them fought back. The algorithm has blessed.

My name is Gordon freeman I’m part of the quiet kid council

Half life 1

... I need a squad for that.

Last surviving Soldier of the 7 hour war. Or better yet When Shepard gets teleported into the HL2 timeline and runs face to face with a Combine SS

Bro got upgraded from wide to 𝐖𝐈𝐃𝐄

Nemez Combine Soldier pack.

Me and my friend in gmod after one of us goes afk

It’s not enough to take Dr. Freeman down.

the HECU waiting for Gorden in the dark

*HECU marine 2 (engineer)-* "What the hell kind of exam is this anyway, we didn't even get a lesson before today!" *HECU marine 2 (engineer)-* "Hey you sleeping over there? You want me to fluff your pillow for ya?" *Professor-* "Ok class, proceed to Page 1 then 2 and rendezvous with Jimmy, David, Charlie." *class-* "Ok....." *HECU marine 1-* "Man, where is the logic in this anyway?" *HECU marine 2 (engineer)-* "Well, the class thought we were having an exam to your mother's house." *HECU marine 1-* "Yeah, that's real cute, Jack." *HECU marine 2 (engineer)-* "Any time, any where." *HECU marine 1-* "Hey man, you smell that?" *HECU marine 2 (engineer)-* "Smell what?" *HECU marine 1-* "Smells like... like another waste of time to me, man." *HECU marine 2 (engineer)-* "Hehe, no shit, man!" *HECU marine 3-* "Useful exam my ass! This has bullshit written all over it, why else would we never see people use it, huh?" *HECU marine 1-* "Yeah, what the hell is that all about, throwing our asses into this hunk of junk and not even telling us what it's for, man." *Professor* "Do you have a problem? I will give you detentions! you got that class?" *Class-* "Uhh... yes!" ... *HECU marine 2 (engineer)-* "I don't really give a damn what we're doing, as long as I get to finish early." *HECU marine 3-* "I heard that!" *paranoid student* "Watch your mouth, man, it's getting a little tense in here." *Class-* "Calm down." *HECU marine 1-* "Man, if this is another maths exam, im gonna be pissed!" *HECU marine 2 (engineer)-* "Yeah I'm going to be pissed too when I have answer your questions." *Professor-* "Anyone finished yet?" *class-* "...." *_Paper airplane flys past_* *HECU marine 1-* "Hey, I think Jackson is throwing paper airplanes around." *HECU marine 2 (engineer)-* "Screw you!" *_Paper airplane flys above the professor_* *Professor-* "Ok, listen up class! Who just threw that- *_Paper airplane hits the professor in the face_* *_the professor falls over_* *Class-* "HOLY SHIT! He fell over, he fell over!" *everyone in the other rooms-* "What the hell is going on in there!" *The professor-* "You don't understand how much trouble you're in-" *Teachers pet-* "Watch it professor, you got something coming up on you!" *_rock wrapped with paper_* *Professor* "SHIT!!" *_Professor falls over_* *Professor-* "GOD DAMN IT!" *_student respect is going down_* *_class clown gets pulled out_*

"Come in Cooper do you copy? Forget about school, we're attacking BMRF. If you have any last homework assignments, discard them in the tactical bin. Otherwise get the hell outta there. Repeat, we are attacking BMRF. Throw away assignments or get over here!"

My ass is heavy vs my dick cutted

MISTAH SAH💪💪💪

PoV : You're rebel in City-17 and see this

This list is gonna be longer if the beta enemies were on the list

For me smash

Bro you looks like a türk(reis türkmün)

POV: you read about Half Life lore and realize there is a good chance that they didn't bring anywhere near their strongest synths to invade earth as they've likely faced far stronger worlds before ours the thee army that forced a surrender in 7 hours was likely a small squadron to them.

Never underestimate the HECU Marine.

Then the Black Ops showed up and silenced them except Freeman.

“You lost homie?” “Lost in your eyes foo.”

sen türk müsün?

yes it is

Your ass is small

not heavy at all OмO

Squad be smart now :)

My fav. 2 PC game franchises! :D

real?

Only combine shotgunners can kill Alyx quickly in Half-Life 2

My. Ass. Is. Heavy.

Wouldn't that be hilarious, your goal for Entropy Zero 3 is to find a guy who can help you, go to him and find remnants soldiers and then boom, Shepard is their leader

This in lego

I thought they would Kiss