'This disaster save has been sent in by AustrianPainter1889. He says everything was going great until Paulus betrayed him in Stalingrad and Steiner didn't counterattack with his divisons. Right, lets see what we can do.'
RL? edit: I was confused because people say "irl" and not "in RL" I was confused because the quotes in the comment literally don't explain anything. "How did you lose to the germans?" "We were winning but then we lost"
I'd imagine the French would be feeling *REALLY* f***ing pissed off with the Americans. Especially after de Gaulle had to *BEG* the Americans to follow him to Paris, or else his Free French unit would be on strike. The French would be looking for someone to blame. The communist French would place some blame on de Gaulle. Some might blame the Spanish. After the Spanish said "We're declaring war on Germany... after all the work has been done..." The Dutch would *ABSOLUTELY* be *SUPER* pissed the Yanks nuked Amsterdam for nothing xD Most of the Nazi sympathisers in Paris were executed within a few weeks of liberating Paris. Hundreds of thousands almost immediately joined to follow de Gaulle after Paris was liberated. The French population would be Women, Children and the remainder to men would couldn't or didn't fight, a f*** load of prisoners the Germans didn't execute and the remainder of Nazi sympathisers the French didn't execute or the new sympathisers. Until D-day, the Germans saw Paris and France as a holiday destination. Especially the men on the Eastern front when they were on leave.
In the next Wolfenstein reboot, "1946. Everything's gone to shit. German Army somehow pushed us back to the see. Lost a lot of good people, don't know how. Gonna make you pay, General Bitterstahl..."
German soldier 1: so, what will you do when you go on leave? German soldier 2: I will go on a tour of the Greater German Reich. German soldier 1: I see, and what will you do with the rest of your afternoon?
“Finally, Berlin is nearly fallen. The war will end soon…” 3 years later… “SIR, PARIS HAS FALLEN AGAIN!” Edit: Added in punctuation and MOMMMMM! IM FAMOUS!
My headcannon for why Amsterdam got nuked is that the nuke was heading for Hamburg, but the bomber was intercepted by an Me 262 and the bomb just fell onto Amsterdam by mistake. This incident led to such an enormous political catastrophe that the Allies were never allowed to attempt another nuking in Europe, the Dutch welcomed the Germans back, and the American and British armies lost what little will they had left and started revolting en mass thus leading to the near complete collapse of resistance in West Germany and France..
@@Bitt3rSteel oh... well... congratulations Mr. Bitt3rSteel you've been promoted to Reichsminister of propaganda for cleverly hiding all those nukings...
@@Bitt3rSteel Rule 1 of any show, movie or video: If a death (or in this case, a nuke) happens offscreen, it effectively didn't happen. There were no more nukes after Amsterdam.
That is a really cool alternate history! Though I have to wonder if it'll be just a matter of time until the Soviets use their own developed nuke if Germany somehow able to hold the eastern front for that long.
germany in hoi4 endsieg: "wow, the allies were right at the gates of berlin, and we managed to completely turn the tide and win the war!!!!" germany in real life if they kept fighting until 1946: "hey, that cloud looks like a giant mushroom-"
@@PatriPastry Depends, we probably would have a lot of soviet issues to deal with in that case. Stalin would have seen it as a stolen trophy, who knows what would have happened then.
@@cocojumbo539 In theory but we still would have to get through the entirety of the (now fairly strong) soviet airforce. Unless we did some underhanded shit to sneak an entire flying fortress into Moscow. Which honestly looking at how the Russians handle air defense in the modern day may be easy.
Eisenhower: …Mr. President….De Gaulle… Montgomery: De Gaulle wasn’t able to gather enough men. Paris has fallen again. Truman: “takes off glasses.” I want the following in this room: Eisenhower, Montgomery, Zhukov and Patton.
I can't believe my eyes, the mad lad did it! You sir deserve the bell icon! I've had so many runs with it, negative modifiers and all. The feeling you must had when you were doing the encirclements must 've been ecstatic. Question, where was your fuel supply coming from?
@@Bitt3rSteelrip synthetic oil is pain I once build so many I was the number 1 producer of rubber in the world by 500 and still didn’t have enough fuel
@@Bitt3rSteel i was able to survive in hamburg til around 1946 by MASHING last stand on some places that allowed me to barely get rid of like 1 or 2 modifiers
The bad modifiers turn into a great bonus if you manage to hold, but it is definitely easier with two players. One can micro the west, one can micro the east, and you play on two speed. Your shattered Wehrmacht spirit turns into +15% org and recovery rate, and a few extra things.
A new and brilliant German commander. Nicknamed Bittersteel by the Allies after the tenacious defense he made during 1945. At just 20 years of age he became the spotlight of the German high command. He stopped the soviets in the East and stopped the Allies at the west, crushing their dream of a swift victory in just 1 month. Nukes couldn’t stop him and he entered Paris in 10 th of January 1948. After that hitler gave semi control over the Wehrmacht and the SS. In some historical documents it’s said to persuade Hitler to better and safer decisions in the most critical situations. He also checked and created divisions himself without the approval of the reich. He took Moscow ( a fever dream) in 1st of November 1950 literally ending WW2 and annexing the soviets and making the whole world pay reperations in the peace talks. He became Hitlers favorite so he and hitler governed the reich. After WW2 he gained the nickname” big daddy” by nazi generals He saved a dying nation and he created a new order… LONG LIVE BITTERSTEEL AND THE 1000 YEAR REICH his statue is in Berlin in the salon of the reichstag with Hitler s portrait
Bittersteel probably became General Zhukov with how many medals he's gonna have. Actually screw that. He's not only gonna have more medals than Zhukov. But he's probably going to have more Iron Crosses than any other Medal he has gained combined at this point in time. Edit: Heck, maybe even the amount of his Iron Crosses may already surpass all of Zhukov's Medals just by itself.
It would be really cool if you would get different modifiers and like events when you conquer/liberate certain parts. Like I feel like thematically it makes sense. Like conquering Paris would be a MASSIVE morale boost for the army (this is just the first example I could think of. But I just think that would really take this mod to the next level
Imagine Allied and Soviet generals having drinks of Vodka and Whisky around the table "Ahhh, Germany is about to fall very soon. How are you thinking we should, you know, split the country?" and just at that moment, messenger rushes in and states "Germans are... RETREATING?! But... But... They are holding positions regardless of our relentless bombing and... uhm, sirs, it seems that they are... *reading down a note* making a meat grinder in the East for Soviets and... *reading more* making one for in a port in Denmark? I.... I think they aren't going to give up, sirs!" And few years later, the same table with the same generals: "What on earth happened? We were so close! Now they've saved Italy and conquered France - AGAIN!" where Soviet general responds "Comrade General, the Soviet forces have lost over 20 million soldiers and we are falling back. The Germans are pushing as further than ever before and we do not think we can hold their advances. Somehow they managed to get guns to all of those crazy patriots of them!" To which US general responds; "General, we have lost so many troops in the European theater, that we are forced to pull out. Europe's problem aren't our problem. We have done what we can, we are on the brink of civil war here if we don't pull out the forces and equipment. We just cannot continue. Oh, and Generals, Italy is back on map. How is that possible? What the hell happened there?"
@@Blackandwhitecat-to5ll in the end money was worthless so it was either you fight for your country or you die wich was in many cases enough motivation.
The hoi4 universe be like Truman: we have suffered 7 million casualties Stalin: so how far have you pushed since 1945? Truman: Stalin: you have pushed Germany since 1945 right?
Churchill to Roosevelt and Stalin "Well I must say Gentlemen, this has been a mighty effort by the allies, we suffered a lot of casualties, but Germany are finally on the brink of destruction." Churchill's assistant: "Sirs, Paris has fallen......again.....and the Germans are now outside Moscow.......again." Churchill, Stalin and Roosevelt: "Well that escalated quickly.......like that really got out of hand."
How come General Bittersteel isn't a person in Wolfenstein The New Order. Oh wait he's a time traveler. If a time traveler can travel through time then they damn well be able to erase all traces of themselves in the pages of history.
Tanks: 35W, mix of tanks and Mech, with 1 SPG. Infantry: 9/0 to hold, with support AA, art, engineers, maintenence. Later updated to 9/1 and added rangers
This clip actually reminded me of a story I heard from one of my college professors. One of my history professors is the son of a conscripted SS veteran. From what my professor told us in the class, his father was transferred from unit to unit in the last days of the war. Every time he was transferred once every few months or so, his old unit would have the crap beaten out of it as they were retreating from the Soviets or the Americans. As you were moving your units around, it reminded me of that.
Three years ago, in Vichy: "Sir, the Germans are on the brink of defeat." "Tres bien!" Three years later: "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation."
It’s been so long since I’ve played HOI4 that I legit couldn’t even start a game and know what to do anymore. I still watch all your videos lol. Maybe I should submit a disaster save haha. But no if I re-learn a paradox game anytime soon it’s gonna be to try the new CK3 dlc lol
I think it's really cool the level of detail that this mod has. For shits and giggles, I googled the 12th Panzer Division that you clicked on in the Courland pocket. Lo and behold, guess where they ended up in real life? Really cool.
why though its historical the soviet army was very equiped in reality at least since 1943 and even if you dont want to belive that in 1945 german god damn divison had about as much equpiment as 2 soviet soldiers mainly because the germans didint have anything to produce guns from
@@PremiumToad Stalin didn't consolidate units that much so he would have bigger advantage in artillery and stuff. Besides not so long ago the battle of Seelow heights took place where 1st Belarusian front suffered 35-40k dead and over 100k wounded.
"Mein fuhrer... Steiner... Steiner has counterattacked. It was a complete, albeit lengthy, success and we are besieging Moscow again." "All those that made Rant Parodies on RUclips... leave the room." *the whole army Group B leaves*
I love this game but the casualties get so silly. 37 million additional casualties. The soviets could have never withstood that. In our own timeline they were having manpower issues by 45 to the extent it was getting tough to keep frontline units full. The same is true here of Germany to a less silly extent(just because there was less losses) they wouldn't have been able to take millions more casualties.
It would be crazy for those countries ovcupied by the german in 1940, liberated by the Allies in 44/45, only to see the germans puch back and take over again in 46/47
After short testing and a lot of thinking i have figured out that it's possible to do the "Battle of Festung" by using the nearby Mechanized Division to hold out west of Stuttgart, ive also tried to then Retreat with these troops to Munich to hold out long enough to get the event but i havn't yet managed to do it though ive gotten 1 or 2 day's away so it's not impossible. I personally also like to try doing "Operation Grapeshot" and "Vienna Offensive" but its not really possible to get these troops out after their done so it may or may not be worth it though a permanent modifier in exhange for a couple troop's to me seem's like a good deal. Please do give me feedback on what you're strategies are and what you think is worth or not worth it because it's best to see thing's from multiple angles before deciding which one of them are best.
I'm sure you can do most of the missions, but in my experience, by the time you have some of them done, your main front with the soviets is about to break
I seem to remember TommyKay doing this and he was visited by one of the Creators of this mod and the Creator said it was impossible with the debuffs on. However I'm not sure if they updated it since.
are you crazy? Signal Company ist not only for the "calling in battle" its for "focus fire" so you can fight and win with a hand full divisions vs far more! they are fighting far more efficent 4vs1 (of 10) and you can easy win even when you outnumbert, its the strongest stat in the game even when hidden (Radio and same Doktrin can increas the value)
But he was in easily defendable terrain and he just did it to make the divisions get pumped out faster, and then he would overcome the stat boost and make them more spammable
There was a guy who did this as Germany and he later did this as Italy on max difficulty and no cheats. Still seems hard bitt3rsteel. Have you checked out his video?
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@@qwertycantangle Oof, you gottem
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@@qwertycantangle EXPOSED
'This disaster save has been sent in by AustrianPainter1889. He says everything was going great until Paulus betrayed him in Stalingrad and Steiner didn't counterattack with his divisons. Right, lets see what we can do.'
LMAO
This is great
YO That user name XD I didn't even realize it till I took another look at it
This is the comment I was looking for!
"I CAN'T MOVE MY FUCKING UNITS!"
-Hitler, probably
I imagine how this would have been explained in RL:
"Well, we were at the gates of Berlin. And now we are back where we started".
RL?
edit: I was confused because people say "irl" and not "in RL"
I was confused because the quotes in the comment literally don't explain anything.
"How did you lose to the germans?"
"We were winning but then we lost"
@@snekksuperior real life
Lmao that would be a wild thing to explain something to the likes of “how the fuck did y’all fuck up that bad that they pushed y’all back?!”
this is what i always think when he does a disaster save "how will this go doen in history?"
@@dantemcmillan6337That’s basically just Germany in real life, at the gates of Moscow and in a few years back to Berlin
The three stages of Bittersteel videos:
pain;
pain;
"wow, my tanks are destroying everyone!"
Surprisingly it doesn’t get old
@@Chairloser No it doesn't haha.
Just imagine French people seeing the Germans again after 4 years…
There is nothing they can do!
@@mah2418 napoleon
I think they’d be more confused bout the war still going
I'd imagine the French would be feeling *REALLY* f***ing pissed off with the Americans. Especially after de Gaulle had to *BEG* the Americans to follow him to Paris, or else his Free French unit would be on strike. The French would be looking for someone to blame. The communist French would place some blame on de Gaulle. Some might blame the Spanish. After the Spanish said "We're declaring war on Germany... after all the work has been done..." The Dutch would *ABSOLUTELY* be *SUPER* pissed the Yanks nuked Amsterdam for nothing xD
Most of the Nazi sympathisers in Paris were executed within a few weeks of liberating Paris.
Hundreds of thousands almost immediately joined to follow de Gaulle after Paris was liberated. The French population would be Women, Children and the remainder to men would couldn't or didn't fight, a f*** load of prisoners the Germans didn't execute and the remainder of Nazi sympathisers the French didn't execute or the new sympathisers. Until D-day, the Germans saw Paris and France as a holiday destination. Especially the men on the Eastern front when they were on leave.
**INSERT "AMOUR PLASTIQUE"**
This is how Hitler thought Steiner's counter attack would go.
He was betting on the power of his magic pencil
@@Cabooseforprez2012The Power of Friendship!
Unfortunately, you cannot restart real life to try again lol.
@@amanhasnousername1614fortunately
@@Cabooseforprez2012unfortunately,fegelein countered that spell. Gunsche didn't inform the failhure in time
One of the hardest disaster saves ever, submitted by Steiner
In the next Wolfenstein reboot, "1946. Everything's gone to shit. German Army somehow pushed us back to the see. Lost a lot of good people, don't know how. Gonna make you pay, General Bitterstahl..."
Cool idea for an reboot with this channel
I love how the game starts germany as "Greater German Reich" when its in utter ruins.
Funny but realistic
Anarchy mama loves her sons
EEEEEEEEEHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA@@bobboo101
German soldier 1: so, what will you do when you go on leave?
German soldier 2: I will go on a tour of the Greater German Reich.
German soldier 1: I see, and what will you do with the rest of your afternoon?
@@bobboo101 HAHA! A fellow chad!
Imagine being an allied soldier, and hearing about the second fall of Paris
alied soldier: damn, this is impossible
The moment where Bitt3rSteel said "It's Endsiegin' Time!" And Endsieged all over the Allies and Soviets.
🤖
Bitt3rSteel realizes there is a 27th of April scenario
He did what all over the allies and Soviets?
“I am… endsieg”
"Together, we are Endsieg."
“Finally, Berlin is nearly fallen. The war will end soon…” 3 years later… “SIR, PARIS HAS FALLEN AGAIN!”
Edit: Added in punctuation and MOMMMMM! IM FAMOUS!
lmao so true
Bro imagine being a soviet soldier seeing the news and see that the germans capturated paris again😭💀
@@elso19473 not even jugs of Kvas or vodkas can help them
@@yeah119 fr
Korean War:
My headcannon for why Amsterdam got nuked is that the nuke was heading for Hamburg, but the bomber was intercepted by an Me 262 and the bomb just fell onto Amsterdam by mistake. This incident led to such an enormous political catastrophe that the Allies were never allowed to attempt another nuking in Europe, the Dutch welcomed the Germans back, and the American and British armies lost what little will they had left and started revolting en mass thus leading to the near complete collapse of resistance in West Germany and France..
Look at my war support by the end... I got nuked plentt
@@Bitt3rSteel oh... well... congratulations Mr. Bitt3rSteel you've been promoted to Reichsminister of propaganda for cleverly hiding all those nukings...
@@Bitt3rSteel Rule 1 of any show, movie or video: If a death (or in this case, a nuke) happens offscreen, it effectively didn't happen. There were no more nukes after Amsterdam.
@@mortemtyrannus8813true
That is a really cool alternate history! Though I have to wonder if it'll be just a matter of time until the Soviets use their own developed nuke if Germany somehow able to hold the eastern front for that long.
germany in hoi4 endsieg: "wow, the allies were right at the gates of berlin, and we managed to completely turn the tide and win the war!!!!"
germany in real life if they kept fighting until 1946: "hey, that cloud looks like a giant mushroom-"
Berlin on a random Tuesday afternoon:
Not even 1946, would’ve likely been as early as august 1945 when the big cloud showed up over (on? within?) Berlin.
@@PatriPastry Depends, we probably would have a lot of soviet issues to deal with in that case. Stalin would have seen it as a stolen trophy, who knows what would have happened then.
@@This_is_a_burner Stalin would have seen a big cloud too
@@cocojumbo539 In theory but we still would have to get through the entirety of the (now fairly strong) soviet airforce. Unless we did some underhanded shit to sneak an entire flying fortress into Moscow. Which honestly looking at how the Russians handle air defense in the modern day may be easy.
"General Eisenhower, how goes the war against the fascists?"
"The defense of Paris goes well enough."
"...the what?"
GE: Yeahhh uhhh the germans are back ...
@@sleepywriterxci *que in TADC's ost Your New Home for the poor allied soldiers of that alternate timeline
@@yeah119GE: stop that aussie
Australian general: no :)
Eisenhower: …Mr. President….De Gaulle…
Montgomery: De Gaulle wasn’t able to gather enough men. Paris has fallen again.
Truman: “takes off glasses.” I want the following in this room: Eisenhower, Montgomery, Zhukov and Patton.
Nice@@antonioferrari241
I can't believe my eyes, the mad lad did it! You sir deserve the bell icon!
I've had so many runs with it, negative modifiers and all. The feeling you must had when you were doing the encirclements must 've been ecstatic. Question, where was your fuel supply coming from?
There was barely any fuel. All came from synthetics, and some oil in Weser ems
@@Bitt3rSteelrip synthetic oil is pain I once build so many I was the number 1 producer of rubber in the world by 500 and still didn’t have enough fuel
It's so horrible. I mostly used my tanks parked around a port to snipe units for most of the game.
@@Bitt3rSteelyou could try building a port in Courland as the first thing to do when loading the mod
@@xeon39688 true, but the AI usually doesn't leave a lot of units facing the pocket and you can really easily take the southern port
"Mein fuhrer"
"Steiner..."
*"Steiner proclaimed himself Fuhrer, the Allies have surrendered"*
I think it's more proper for Dönitz to be the fuhrer
Steiner had enough men, the attack took place
"I fell like I did a good job."
A "good job"? Man, you went from total and certain defeat to victory. Gee, what an accomplishment.
don't ever give bro a time machine 💀
"Finaly I can Rest After The war"
*Second Fall of paris*
I think it's impossible with the modifiers, even if I deleted the divisions and had them full strength around Berlin they still couldn't hold.
I don't think the modifiers are possible. You lose the strength you need to hold, just trying to fix them.
@@Bitt3rSteel have a go was pulling my hair out after a few different runs 😂
@@Bitt3rSteel i was able to survive in hamburg til around 1946 by MASHING last stand on some places that allowed me to barely get rid of like 1 or 2 modifiers
I wish I had the mental capabilities to try that, I'd go through multiple keyboards trying to make it
The bad modifiers turn into a great bonus if you manage to hold, but it is definitely easier with two players. One can micro the west, one can micro the east, and you play on two speed. Your shattered Wehrmacht spirit turns into +15% org and recovery rate, and a few extra things.
A new and brilliant German commander. Nicknamed Bittersteel by the Allies after the tenacious defense he made during 1945. At just 20 years of age he became the spotlight of the German high command. He stopped the soviets in the East and stopped the Allies at the west, crushing their dream of a swift victory in just 1 month. Nukes couldn’t stop him and he entered Paris in 10 th of January 1948. After that hitler gave semi control over the Wehrmacht and the SS. In some historical documents it’s said to persuade Hitler to better and safer decisions in the most critical situations. He also checked and created divisions himself without the approval of the reich. He took Moscow ( a fever dream) in 1st of November 1950 literally ending WW2 and annexing the soviets and making the whole world pay reperations in the peace talks. He became Hitlers favorite so he and hitler governed the reich. After WW2 he gained the nickname” big daddy” by nazi generals
He saved a dying nation and he created a new order…
LONG LIVE BITTERSTEEL AND THE 1000 YEAR REICH
his statue is in Berlin in the salon of the reichstag with Hitler s portrait
Bittersteel probably became General Zhukov with how many medals he's gonna have.
Actually screw that.
He's not only gonna have more medals than Zhukov. But he's probably going to have more Iron Crosses than any other Medal he has gained combined at this point in time.
Edit: Heck, maybe even the amount of his Iron Crosses may already surpass all of Zhukov's Medals just by itself.
You forgot how he magically stopped all Allied planes and fixed the army in a single day. (Removed negative modifiers)
Lol
HEIL BITTERSTAHL
@@snaiper195I mean, the planes still bomved him during the run
-They were about to surrender, Winston. . .
-I know, Joseph. I know.
The British and French watching Germany encircle them around Dunkirk again:
Also, i wonder how the defectors felt in this scenario.
The defectors probably felt like the ones in the USSR and France IRL
Yeah
Bittersteel: I didn’t hear no bell. And you better call an ambulance, but not for me.
This is a good summary of how this went I feel like.
Seeing as my grandfather was literally a part of the western offensive on this date, I’m not sure whether or not I should be cheering for you to win
My grandfather (austrian one since I’m half- bulgarian) fought in the Eastern Front in Russia
Nein, Nein! Western Propaganda! Do we look like sort of people who would kill anyone or start ridiculous wars? whistle 🧹 ☠️ 😇
Looking forward to this, it is a very fun and difficult scenario.
True that
Not sure about the fun part
Well, I think it is fun
It would be really cool if you would get different modifiers and like events when you conquer/liberate certain parts. Like I feel like thematically it makes sense. Like conquering Paris would be a MASSIVE morale boost for the army (this is just the first example I could think of. But I just think that would really take this mod to the next level
Yeah I think that 0% war support should really change when you not only held off, but went on the counteroffensive "liberating" Europe.
Imagine being at the gates of Berlin and some dude takes over and ends up beating you
Imagine being at the gates of moscow and some other nation joins and end up beating you
"Where the tanks go, victory follows"
Rommel would be proud
>I beat the scenario that shouldn't be won! Battle of Seelow Heights
>removes the negative modifiers
cheeky innit
Imagine Allied and Soviet generals having drinks of Vodka and Whisky around the table "Ahhh, Germany is about to fall very soon. How are you thinking we should, you know, split the country?" and just at that moment, messenger rushes in and states "Germans are... RETREATING?! But... But... They are holding positions regardless of our relentless bombing and... uhm, sirs, it seems that they are... *reading down a note* making a meat grinder in the East for Soviets and... *reading more* making one for in a port in Denmark? I.... I think they aren't going to give up, sirs!"
And few years later, the same table with the same generals:
"What on earth happened? We were so close! Now they've saved Italy and conquered France - AGAIN!" where Soviet general responds "Comrade General, the Soviet forces have lost over 20 million soldiers and we are falling back. The Germans are pushing as further than ever before and we do not think we can hold their advances. Somehow they managed to get guns to all of those crazy patriots of them!"
To which US general responds; "General, we have lost so many troops in the European theater, that we are forced to pull out. Europe's problem aren't our problem. We have done what we can, we are on the brink of civil war here if we don't pull out the forces and equipment. We just cannot continue. Oh, and Generals, Italy is back on map. How is that possible? What the hell happened there?"
The generals should be asking how did Germany source their money from this late in the w@®.
the Polish and the French are gonna have a field day in this timeline
@@yeah119 "You got to be kidding me, all of our sacrifices... WERE FOR NOTHING!"
@@Blackandwhitecat-to5ll we simply have many memes depicting people genuinely tweaking their ass off for such occasion
@@Blackandwhitecat-to5ll in the end money was worthless so it was either you fight for your country or you die wich was in many cases enough motivation.
18:58
"SHHUSHH!!!" Bro was legitimately exhilarated😂
The hoi4 universe be like
Truman: we have suffered 7 million casualties
Stalin: so how far have you pushed since 1945?
Truman:
Stalin: you have pushed Germany since 1945 right?
Stalin: "This is why you don't send capitalist pig-dogs to deal with fascists."
Also Stalin: witnesses the fall of communism in 1950.
@@mortemtyrannus8813 I read this in Stalin's voice.
This is could be like alternative timeline “what if steinar could counter attack”
You can tell from bittersteels voice that he was dying inside or was already dead inside by the end of the video
Churchill to Roosevelt and Stalin "Well I must say Gentlemen, this has been a mighty effort by the allies, we suffered a lot of casualties, but Germany are finally on the brink of destruction."
Churchill's assistant: "Sirs, Paris has fallen......again.....and the Germans are now outside Moscow.......again."
Churchill, Stalin and Roosevelt: "Well that escalated quickly.......like that really got out of hand."
Ah yes, the Wolfenstein: the new order timeline
How come General Bittersteel isn't a person in Wolfenstein The New Order.
Oh wait he's a time traveler.
If a time traveler can travel through time then they damn well be able to erase all traces of themselves in the pages of history.
This is exactly how Hitler thought the war would go by 1945. At least until Steiner refused to counter attack.
Bitt3rSteel: But, I'm also human...
Everyone else: Press X to Doubt
Steiner's counter attack is here!
a toast for the third battle of ardennes at 22:23
I know, right? You'd think the Allies would know that the Ardennes won't stop the tanks and immediately pull back from Dunkirk 😂
2nd battle of Dunkirk lmao.
Thank you for playing my suggestion! Really glad you finally got to the real final boss of disaster saves
What game is this?
@@Chris.in.taiwanhearts of iron 4 endsieg mod
"OUT THE FUEL" 德軍的機動戰術完全的依賴足夠的油料，沒有油的時候就會戰敗的很淒慘
一年的死守，幾乎不可能的任務，成功過後就是敵人的虛弱
剩下的還是需要最菁英的部隊去攻擊
比較可惜的是，沒有表現出更多設計部隊跟坦克的細節，後面就只是不停的輾壓著已經變弱的敵人
Tanks: 35W, mix of tanks and Mech, with 1 SPG.
Infantry: 9/0 to hold, with support AA, art, engineers, maintenence. Later updated to 9/1 and added rangers
This clip actually reminded me of a story I heard from one of my college professors. One of my history professors is the son of a conscripted SS veteran. From what my professor told us in the class, his father was transferred from unit to unit in the last days of the war. Every time he was transferred once every few months or so, his old unit would have the crap beaten out of it as they were retreating from the Soviets or the Americans. As you were moving your units around, it reminded me of that.
Three years ago, in Vichy:
"Sir, the Germans are on the brink of defeat."
"Tres bien!"
Three years later:
"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation."
Dam it you can't skip the sponsor part on a live video.
Ah, sorry
“I beat the scenario after removing negative modifiers”
It’s been so long since I’ve played HOI4 that I legit couldn’t even start a game and know what to do anymore. I still watch all your videos lol. Maybe I should submit a disaster save haha. But no if I re-learn a paradox game anytime soon it’s gonna be to try the new CK3 dlc lol
Pov: Steiners Counterattack worked
"The battle against the Soviets has already been won" (this time they actually won 😮)
I think it's really cool the level of detail that this mod has. For shits and giggles, I googled the 12th Panzer Division that you clicked on in the Courland pocket. Lo and behold, guess where they ended up in real life? Really cool.
My guess is Paraguay
Yeah the units in the mod are all real, crazy stuff
The Soviet army is ridiculously over equipped. They should have between 1/2 and 2/3 of their max strength
why though its historical the soviet army was very equiped in reality at least since 1943 and even if you dont want to belive that in 1945 german god damn divison had about as much equpiment as 2 soviet soldiers mainly because the germans didint have anything to produce guns from
Not historicaly accurate, but suite yourself ig
Probably more like 3/4 to 4/5. The Red Army has shrunk down a little by this point so there equipment was consolidated.
@@PremiumToad Stalin didn't consolidate units that much so he would have bigger advantage in artillery and stuff. Besides not so long ago the battle of Seelow heights took place where 1st Belarusian front suffered 35-40k dead and over 100k wounded.
@@fodetraore6666 historical accurate
You cheated so bad and really pulled the: I went offcam mining😂
I genuinely wanted to see you play this mod, love your playthroughs man keep it up
"Mein fuhrer... Steiner... Steiner has counterattacked. It was a complete, albeit lengthy, success and we are besieging Moscow again."
"All those that made Rant Parodies on RUclips... leave the room."
*the whole army Group B leaves*
I love this game but the casualties get so silly. 37 million additional casualties. The soviets could have never withstood that. In our own timeline they were having manpower issues by 45 to the extent it was getting tough to keep frontline units full. The same is true here of Germany to a less silly extent(just because there was less losses) they wouldn't have been able to take millions more casualties.
This is the single greatest disaster save I’ve seen. I’ve watched this about 8 or 9 times now lol
Love me some Bitt3rSteel, suffering for our entertainment and education. But actually, love your videos, keep up the amazing work man!
It would be crazy for those countries ovcupied by the german in 1940, liberated by the Allies in 44/45, only to see the germans puch back and take over again in 46/47
POV Steiner launched the counterattack
After watching this I asked my friend if i should play this mod and he instantly responded with "you should play Croatia"
2:21 End of ad
Steiner's counterattack rlly outdid itself
After short testing and a lot of thinking i have figured out that it's possible to do the "Battle of Festung" by using the nearby Mechanized Division to hold out west of Stuttgart, ive also tried to then Retreat with these troops to Munich to hold out long enough to get the event but i havn't yet managed to do it though ive gotten 1 or 2 day's away so it's not impossible. I personally also like to try doing "Operation Grapeshot" and "Vienna Offensive" but its not really possible to get these troops out after their done so it may or may not be worth it though a permanent modifier in exhange for a couple troop's to me seem's like a good deal.
Please do give me feedback on what you're strategies are and what you think is worth or not worth it because it's best to see thing's from multiple angles before deciding which one of them are best.
I'm sure you can do most of the missions, but in my experience, by the time you have some of them done, your main front with the soviets is about to break
@@Bitt3rSteelgood to know
Bruh all of these wunderwaffe and panzer offensives and all they needed was bittersteel this entire time
Germany if Steiner were Successful:
This is what would have happened irl if Steiner didn't chicken out
Steiner would be proud
Very nice work Bittersteel
Thank you! Cheers!
Imagine Hitler: So first, we are gonna remove all negative modifiers … 😂
I seem to remember TommyKay doing this and he was visited by one of the Creators of this mod and the Creator said it was impossible with the debuffs on. However I'm not sure if they updated it since.
5:24 you want some sub marines in a strike fleet, because the subs will target fleeing ships and sink them
You know, I would like to see someone beat this mod with all the debuffs someday.
11:02 Dear lord, 55 divisions? That's like over half a million men.
" He has tears of joy coming down his face "
If world war 2 was just like hoi4 hitler wont be that crazy for believing the war could still be won at that time.
The coincidence where the allies was cut in Dunkirk 😂
Germans be like: were not gonna make the same mistake twice
2nd Battle of The Bulge
The real ENDSIEG is the Friends we made along the way
It’s so weird that bittersteel dose not have more subs or views he makes great videos
Original video title:
THE ULTIMATE ENDSIEG!
BATTLE OF THE SEELOW HEIGHTS 1945.
I don't see many RUclipsrs do this, but can you play as Montenegro and just make an empire for them?
Annudah endsieg
How was this comment made before the video, i hate youtube
Brother, you commenting from the old times
@@phelan05manley21pretty sure its a yt members thing. like if you become a channel member or smth
Imagine being one of the "traitor" German generals that surrendered Hearing the Reich turned the tided
they'd no longer be "traitors" just straight up traitors
The Madlad actually did it!
Great video XD
Truly brings a tear into one’s eyes 🥹
now do it again with the modifiers
Lol, not a chance
POV: Erwin Rommel took controll of the Reich in the last minute
20:05 I am sorry OPERATION WHAT?!!?!?!!!
I love the goofy music as millions of lives are on the line.
are you crazy? Signal Company ist not only for the "calling in battle" its for "focus fire" so you can fight and win with a hand full divisions vs far more! they are fighting far more efficent 4vs1 (of 10) and you can easy win even when you outnumbert, its the strongest stat in the game even when hidden (Radio and same Doktrin can increas the value)
But he was in easily defendable terrain and he just did it to make the divisions get pumped out faster, and then he would overcome the stat boost and make them more spammable
Horthy realising that he doesn't have to stay in Portugal until he dies in this timeline.
Can't wait to see how he does
He wins
"The Second Miracle of the house of Brandenburg"
Nazis in Paris -Kanye West" 22:01
This could have happened if Steiner decided to counterattack
The austrain painter walks in, sits down, and watches to learn something
There was a guy who did this as Germany and he later did this as Italy on max difficulty and no cheats. Still seems hard bitt3rsteel. Have you checked out his video?
Im back again from the Chile video! So happy i found this channel and game recently (:
Welcome aboard
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