I must never be separated from the briefcase (HITMAN)

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @masterplusmargarita
    @masterplusmargarita Год назад +239

    Never ask
    A woman her age
    A man his salary
    A hitman how he woulda did it

  • @Sheamu5
    @Sheamu5 Год назад +302

    "That's how I woulda did it"
    Will never get old

  • @davidballantyne4492
    @davidballantyne4492 Год назад +110

    Poor 47, he had to do several missions to gain access to the bathroom and then several more to get out of the basement. Several more high profile assassinations and he might get to eat a hot meal.

    • @jollytosty
      @jollytosty Год назад +3

      47 can do whatever he wants, its the player who has to prove worthy to see his things

    • @dualityofem
      @dualityofem Год назад +1

      bro im extremely sleep deprived and this comment has me rolling

  • @deathlycosa
    @deathlycosa Год назад +247

    The egg has turned a stealth game into a point and click adventure.

  • @fredrik8500
    @fredrik8500 Год назад +40

    You know, for a guy who doesn't want it to go down like that, NL sure does end up with it going down like that a lot.

  • @adriancaparroso3129
    @adriancaparroso3129 Год назад +86

    Gets insanely lucky.
    NL: "Maybe a little lucky"

  • @Aftershk
    @Aftershk Год назад +15

    Tips for NL (or, as he's unlikely to read or care about RUclips comments, anyone who plays Freelancer and reads the comments section: Collateral kill with a firearm requires a firearm with the penetrative bullets quality (has an icon of a line with a bullet going through it), or a shotgun with spread that you can catch multiple bodies with. If you have the opportunity, you can even guarantee a collateral kill by knocking out your target and a random NPC, then stacking their unconscious bodies on top of each other and doing the deed then (also works for accident and explosive collateral kill objectives).
    In regards to the Collector items, not only is there a difference in rarity (in the crowbar's case, useful for the Melee Takedown - Epic bonus objective), but certain Collector items like the Seiker/Kalmer, Coin, and Lockpick are stored in the glass walls rather than the Freelancer Tools cases, and while they will be lost if you die on a mission while carrying them, you WON'T lose them if you just fail a Campaign, but otherwise exit the level alive, as a failed Campaign only removes the items in your Freelancer Tools cases, not the items in the glass walls.

  • @aleczin8160
    @aleczin8160 Год назад +71

    The long way is becoming my new favorite long-running joke that I have zero context on.

    • @Blackobluna
      @Blackobluna Год назад +17

      Entire baquette loaf cut lengthwise results in a peanut butter and jelly the long way

    • @imtheluckiest
      @imtheluckiest Год назад +7

      Tell me you aren’t subscribed to the Library of Letourneau without telling me you aren’t subscribed to the Library of Letourneau

    • @zaza5584
      @zaza5584 Год назад +9

      I like the loooong way and "I'm just a guy!"

    • @dadeee7776
      @dadeee7776 Год назад +2

      It won’t be as funny when you know the context still funny when NL says it

  • @1worldguy
    @1worldguy Год назад +35

    When you get on the bus and the guy in front of you has a sniper rifle on his back and is carrying a suspicious briefcase.

  • @GKinWor
    @GKinWor Год назад +29

    calling all of the suspects to that random rooftop was so funny

  • @FISHCOUPE
    @FISHCOUPE Год назад +65

    absolutely loving the hitman content keep em comin 🧙🏼‍♂

  • @darkire2
    @darkire2 Год назад +82

    So pegged for this blessing of hitman

    • @San-cs6lk
      @San-cs6lk Год назад +4

      Pegged? HUH

    • @Nouxatar
      @Nouxatar Год назад

      @Noddingham Entertainment Diana seems into it.

    • @maxwilliams9774
      @maxwilliams9774 Год назад

      So pegged for this pegging of Pegman III: World of Assassinastion

  • @baseballgenius3
    @baseballgenius3 Год назад +21

    World’s most underripe banana, knocked that guy out cold

    • @TILsquared96
      @TILsquared96 Год назад

      I forgot how funny it is when he knocks someone out with a banana. The banana didn't even break

    • @felixeisenmenger1914
      @felixeisenmenger1914 Год назад +1

      @@TILsquared96 You'll be lucky to still have teeth after you bite into it

  • @nathanback2544
    @nathanback2544 Год назад +39

    Such a melancholy and sweet episode, perfect for a feel down the stairs and ravioli on me. Stay pegged my love.

    • @asdfnewguy7029
      @asdfnewguy7029 Год назад +2

      Oldhead spotted
      +2

    • @nathanback2544
      @nathanback2544 Год назад +2

      @@asdfnewguy7029 I’ve been here since he played eu4 with arumba. It’s been a long time.

  • @zoeylectric6326
    @zoeylectric6326 Год назад +13

    NL killing his target and making it to an area no one suspects him, and then sneaking into a guarded area to escape on a helicopter because he can't find the front door is my favorite part. genuinely how hitman should be played imo. and it worked! you can't tell him it didn't

  • @dewrito2325
    @dewrito2325 Год назад +15

    Imagine having a breifcase traveling at supersonic speed be the last thing you ever see in life

  • @MarqwizMusic
    @MarqwizMusic Год назад +2

    50:21 Brimstone is a badass name for a sniper rifle too

  • @Werzyyyy
    @Werzyyyy Год назад +25

    Man, this hits.

  • @Danzey120
    @Danzey120 10 месяцев назад

    Pushes a guy off a ledge and has a standoff firefight leaving at least 4 corpses in full view of everyone, "probably some punk kid, making live miserable for everyone" - guy that turns into elvis gradually over the course of this sentence. 35:30

  • @new_at0m
    @new_at0m Год назад +16

    This is my new favorite series

  • @hctaz
    @hctaz Год назад +3

    Bro, how did NL get on the bus with a sniper rifle holstered on his back?????
    The bus driver was just like, "Yeah, I'm not asking about that shit"

  • @noonebesides
    @noonebesides Год назад +2

    Bus driver don't get paid enough to bother some dude with a sniper rifle.

  • @zandeis
    @zandeis Год назад +16

    It's fascinating how opposite of each other NL and sips' playstyles are

    • @jonathanw4662
      @jonathanw4662 Год назад +11

      oh so sips is good?

    • @zandeis
      @zandeis Год назад +10

      @@jonathanw4662 no 😂 he just plays extremely cautiously. Not with more success

  • @WHALEBOY777
    @WHALEBOY777 Год назад +5

    The fact that Dan and NL are the same skill level in hitman is hilarious because Dan takes waaay too many risks and NL doesn't take enough.

  • @johndeleo563
    @johndeleo563 Год назад +1

    “I threw a wrench away for no reason?!” Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

  • @baseballgenius3
    @baseballgenius3 2 месяца назад

    Having now actually played the game, his Hitman gameplay is so much more painful to watch. But I still can’t look away.
    The one where he had a sniper rifle, and rather than looking for a safe space to set up shop, he knocked out a guy for no reason, and then got chased around the map for 10 mins being spotted by one person after another. It’s madness.

  • @Awesomewithaz
    @Awesomewithaz Год назад +6

    Im here and pogging. Re downloaded the game for this.

  • @chrisburns514
    @chrisburns514 Год назад +2

    Cracks me up that you don’t save the maps you know for the Showdowns. Respect the hustle

  • @dutt6222
    @dutt6222 Год назад +5

    Don't know how the collateral is supposed to work, but it is pretty weird that he didn't get it for that shot

    • @Spyder638
      @Spyder638 Год назад +1

      I think if the bullet penetrates any of the world geometry (like the glass) you can only hit a single target.

  • @LexanderMiller
    @LexanderMiller Год назад +34

    Let’s go algorithmic engagement has got me pogged out of my gourd! I can’t even watch this for another 6+ hours but you know I will be
    Edit: Friends. I have watched the video. Blessed be the egg.

    • @benejeneb
      @benejeneb Год назад +3

      So you watched it yet? Heheh

    • @noahhamilton9004
      @noahhamilton9004 Год назад +1

      Come on man, don't leave us hanging!

    • @LexanderMiller
      @LexanderMiller Год назад +1

      @@benejeneb nah I’m about to dive in now. Will update with a 5 star rating when I’m done, thanks for looking out 😎

    • @LexanderMiller
      @LexanderMiller Год назад +1

      @@noahhamilton9004 haven’t watched yet but my favorite part was when he came up with a plan and then completely abandoned it as soon as he got bored

    • @enumthunder
      @enumthunder Год назад

      @@LexanderMiller me frfr currently just started watching

  • @theelectricant98
    @theelectricant98 Год назад +2

    I really hope hitman sticks around this was so much fun

  • @BloodyJoker234
    @BloodyJoker234 Год назад +2

    Avoids extremely easy knockout for extra points.. proceeds to go off course and go to the extremely more difficult extra points person 😅

  • @Poopoopoopoopoopoopoopoo
    @Poopoopoopoopoopoopoopoo Год назад +1

    This is the only NL content I’m loving rn. That and Jack box

  • @pactrict
    @pactrict Год назад +5

    hitman content is so pog dude

  • @Epic501
    @Epic501 Год назад +1

    He NEVER turns around to check for witnesses to violent crimes hahaha

  • @reticentsins
    @reticentsins Год назад

    Just casually walks onto a helicopter, boat, or bus while surrounded by people.
    "The perfect crime."

  • @Bobio
    @Bobio Год назад +2

    That Whittleton spawn was a gift haha. Amazing gameplay

  • @RollingExistence
    @RollingExistence Год назад +2

    New favorite NL series

  • @sussyamongus3766
    @sussyamongus3766 Год назад +1

    This and sap are BANGERS every episode

  • @kaptenrotskjeg
    @kaptenrotskjeg Год назад +3

    Loving the hitman content man lets goooo

  • @PKZ21
    @PKZ21 Год назад +1

    Just got done with the last episode! Great timing

  • @kosviik9584
    @kosviik9584 Год назад +3

    Bless the algorithm, and receive blessings in return!
    I am majorly pogged for more barcoded egg gameplay!
    That Isle of Sgàil run went impressively smooth by NL standards, then he immediately bolts into a random direction towards danger. I love this man.

    • @SeanRPS
      @SeanRPS Год назад

      17:00 greatest luck ever.

  • @brinka7918
    @brinka7918 Год назад +2

    i just finished watching nl play elden ring so i’m glad there is new stuff for me to get obsessed with

    • @enumthunder
      @enumthunder Год назад +1

      I recommend Midnight Suns and Golf :)

  • @Gureiseion
    @Gureiseion Год назад

    That window block almost disappointed me as much as when we lost Mon Bazou.

  • @Fer-fc6qu
    @Fer-fc6qu Год назад +1

    The briefcase is very important to him.

  • @DukeChameleon
    @DukeChameleon Год назад +4

    The rumours of skill issue have been greatly exaggerated

  • @ogrejd
    @ogrejd Год назад +1

    Sometimes it's like he deliberately tries to fail...

  • @ScoffMathews
    @ScoffMathews Год назад +1

    I cannot imagine not being familiar with a game and still actively backseat mechanics

  • @CssHDmonster
    @CssHDmonster Год назад +2

    nl normally: :|
    nl when he gets a free briefcase: :D

  • @canox6017
    @canox6017 Год назад +2

    I'm commenting to boost the algorithm NL needs to keep this pog content

  • @classicbananamilk
    @classicbananamilk Год назад

    Living for this Hitman content

  • @Epic501
    @Epic501 Год назад +1

    Wait, what happened to the mission he was beginning at the end of last episode?

  • @danser_theplayer01
    @danser_theplayer01 Год назад +1

    If you bring a gun back from the mission once. Can you use it as many times as you want even if you loose?

  • @bobmcbob8044
    @bobmcbob8044 Год назад

    NL with a sniper rifle is a new man.

  • @zoom3184
    @zoom3184 Год назад +2

    didn’t he upload this earlier? definitely heard the dan story before

    • @JamminPanda
      @JamminPanda Год назад +4

      I think it was the beginning of the last library hitman video

  • @aquawayfinder
    @aquawayfinder Год назад +1

    Yes, more hitman my favorite!

  • @barnabykane4515
    @barnabykane4515 Год назад +2

    8:54 Love when NL is looking at a dude who drops free money and passes up knocking him out because "there's nowhere to hide him" yet the dude stopped behind a massive wall where no one can see him. If he just used the sedative it would've still counted as a silent assassin because targets knocked out by poison count as accidents.

    • @Aftershk
      @Aftershk Год назад +2

      If someone happened to wander behind that wall and saw the body, however, that would have ruined his Silent Assassin objective. Though, on his way out, after the SA objective had already been blown, he literally had no excuse.

    • @barnabykane4515
      @barnabykane4515 Год назад

      @@Aftershk But that's just it - body found only loses SA if they were injured by a blunt melee or choked out. Sedative poison just results in the person in question getting woken up. You still retain SA.

    • @Aftershk
      @Aftershk Год назад +1

      @@barnabykane4515 Interesting... I've never bothered using sedative poisons outside of the Chloroform Bottle you find in the level (like New York), and still always hid my targets bodies just in case because I didn't realize sedative on non-targets didn't break SA, I thought knocked-out was knocked-out no matter the source. Good info for my future runs, thanks. :)

    • @genieinthepot2455
      @genieinthepot2455 Год назад

      @@barnabykane4515 do you really expect most people to know that? You expect NL to know that?

    • @japplebarry5627
      @japplebarry5627 Год назад

      @@genieinthepot2455 I play this game and I didn't know that. +2 for the knowledge tho

  • @ericlamb4501
    @ericlamb4501 Год назад +1

    "This has a poison symbol so it must be poison" - NL 2023
    Text on screen: *Modern SEDATIVE Syringe*

    • @imperiallarch7610
      @imperiallarch7610 Год назад +3

      Sedatives are in the poison category, it completes poison objectives.

    • @ericlamb4501
      @ericlamb4501 Год назад

      @@imperiallarch7610 I understand the first bit, you lost me at the second. Why would a sedative syringe count as a poison kill?

    • @Starkandco
      @Starkandco Год назад +4

      @@ericlamb4501 it doesn't but not all poison objectives require lethal poison

    • @imperiallarch7610
      @imperiallarch7610 Год назад +1

      @@ericlamb4501 "Poison the target" and "Poison kill" are different objectives.

  • @cooper3790
    @cooper3790 Год назад +2

    NL!! You gotta get on that dark and darker grind again my guy. It’s out for another weeks let’s goooo

  • @chainjail4834
    @chainjail4834 Год назад +1

    Cleanest run

  • @V0r4xiz
    @V0r4xiz Год назад

    He's starting to believe.

  • @Gundolf2056
    @Gundolf2056 Год назад +1

    Earrings are a problem. They can not be seen. They should just patch those out.

  • @GKinWor
    @GKinWor Год назад

    oh yessss we are hitman today

  • @seanoconnor7682
    @seanoconnor7682 Год назад

    best episode yet

  • @CycleMantis
    @CycleMantis Год назад

    All according to plan

  • @garcipat
    @garcipat Год назад

    Weird I thought he was at the second captee a day ago.

  • @forsaken696
    @forsaken696 Год назад

    I unlocked the outside and you can get free poison for cutting fish in your kitchen

  • @allenstyer205
    @allenstyer205 Год назад

    Can someone tell me why he didn't just put his sniper in the brief case on the last one?

  • @samwell11111
    @samwell11111 Год назад +11

    northernlion :)

  • @brinka7918
    @brinka7918 Год назад

    i love the hit man content

  • @punkrockllama
    @punkrockllama Год назад

    On the last mission thats not how I would have done it

  • @neoliten
    @neoliten Год назад +5

    playing hitman the loooong way

  • @JimiPain
    @JimiPain Год назад

    What's the "the looong way" about?

    • @chainjail4834
      @chainjail4834 Год назад +1

      It's reference to "peanut butter the long way"

  • @dlj3cs2
    @dlj3cs2 Год назад

    Did he miss an upload? The last episode he was on the second boss

  • @badsanta5785
    @badsanta5785 Год назад

    Why is it whenever I see a sniper in my shop that shit is like 9 at the minimum and NL gets his for 4-5k lmao

  • @TheJacksonFaller
    @TheJacksonFaller Год назад

    stay pegged everyone

  • @tatshin8733
    @tatshin8733 Год назад

    legendary content

  • @zaza5584
    @zaza5584 Год назад +1

    this is an engaged comment

  • @Aftershk
    @Aftershk Год назад +3

    Boy, was it frustrating seeing him completely whiff the $1000 he would have gotten for a Melee Kill by using the SMG, when there are SO MANY items even within 50 feet of where he was posted that would have done the job (since it didn't even require an Epic melee item): screwdrivers, starfish, sea shells, all melee items, all not even illegal if seen carried openly, all would have achieved that objective if hucked into the back of her head. :P

  • @filipjohansson6406
    @filipjohansson6406 Год назад +1

    Pog

  • @nisqhog2881
    @nisqhog2881 Год назад +1

    Sub 1 minute gang

  • @enumthunder
    @enumthunder Год назад

    Algorithm engagement comment let's gooo

  • @mrkamikaze5
    @mrkamikaze5 Год назад

    letsssgoooooooo

  • @SparJar
    @SparJar Год назад

    Killing a witness does count as Silent Assassin. You can literally kill everyone on the map and be Silent Assassin rated, lol.

    • @Dastsabre
      @Dastsabre Год назад +4

      Only if that witness is also a target. Killing non targets breaks silent assassin

    • @SparJar
      @SparJar Год назад

      @@Dastsabre maybe in Freelancer? Cause in the other games modes, you keep green guns if you literally kill everyone on the map, lol.

    • @Aftershk
      @Aftershk Год назад +2

      @@SparJar If this was true in the past, it definitely is not now. Any non-target kill ruins Silent Assassin, end of story. You can knock everyone unconscious (as long as no one sees an unconscious body or sees you doing the knocking out) and keep SA, but kills have to only be targets or SA is lost.
      SA requirements from the game:
      Complete the mission.
      Only kill the targets.
      No bodies found.
      Do not get compromised.
      If you are detected by cameras, erase or destroy the evidence.

    • @ActionScripter
      @ActionScripter Год назад

      @@SparJar You might be thinking of the special mission where everyone in the map is infected and becomes a target? Non-target kills have invalidated Silent Assassin throughout this whole trilogy, 2016+. Probably in the older games too but I can't remember those.

    • @SparJar
      @SparJar Год назад

      @@ActionScripter idk. Maybe elusive target? I swear I watched Atrioc kill everyone on the map in Colorado (I think) once and green guns came back? Maybe I'm mixing memories.