watched this live and i'm still amazed by how he just decided "maybe try a little gold stake?" and pulled this run straight out of the aether with limited time
My hobby is looking up the historical jesters when NL gets a legendary. Apparently, Perkeo was a little person who was said to drink six to eight gallons of wine a day. He lived into his eighties, never drinking anything but wine. Then he got sick, the doctor had him drink water, and he passed away. So says wikipedia.
26:40 I know he doesn't read these comments, but technically you'd yell "sugoi" or "yabai" in that kinda context, since translation isn't one-to-oneOKAY sorry for nerding uhh, we're... translation guys, of course we whatever
That thumbnail. I'll whip out the butter popcorn for this one. Edit: didn't realize this was popcorn pilled stream when I posted this. Is this a simulation?
TL;DR: Half Joker adds 20 mult only after glass and photograph, not before. Half Joker is only giving us a 0.5% score improvement (3860 vs 3840 mult before our post-hand multiplier stack). For those wondering about the math at play: NL had 8.6mil xMult *post-hand* from the Mercuries, Hologram, and Steel Joker. He gets 60 base hand mult from a plain hand, 240 mult from a pair with plain face cards, 960 mult from a pair with 1 glass face card, 3840 hand mult from a pair with 2 glass face cards. The only hand worth fishing for was the 2 glass face card combo, as this gives around 3.3e13 (he needed e14, so this is still not enough before steel cards).
I'm someone who works in a library but is Not a librarian, and imo he's right that it's kinda unnecessary to get a master's, like getting the Librarian title basically means you can be a manager, but I still get to do all the fun stuff while not having to worry about making schedules ya know, plus I saved 2 years tuition lol
@@gabrielfrear7412 I hope the 100g refers to the weight of the food only, but you are right we gotta subtract the oil used to pop them and the unpopped ones, thats still probably like 400-500 popped kernels
The only time I've ever wanted to backseat Is literally screaming at my screen for him to sell that fucking even Steven's when he keeps it for like 7 rounds after it was debuffed.
Currently living in Japan, before I knew how the economy worked I got a haircut for ¥950 but was so scared of fucking up and wanting to fit in, gave the guy ¥5000 and ran away… essentially a $30 tip for a $5 haircut
I forgot he already talked about popcorn toppings. Now I know why they were talking about it this week when Justin said he thought melted butter on popcorn was disgusting
him throwing at the end because he forgot about half joker is so funny he almost had the win too if he stopped tossing a fourth card every time, could have easily hit e14
You're right and wrong about the bullying; The vast majority of 'bullies' have been either a victim or witness to domestic abuse (physical or verbal/mental), they are also often just as likely to have mental illnesses as the bullied. I looked into it for a paper when I was younger, and there's actually a lot of interesting things about bullying and how it's juxtaposed with how bullies are portrayed and addressed. E.G. if bullies *are* usually witnesses or victims themselves, then trying to talk to the parents or have the parents do something will most likely be fruitless as they or the grandparents or siblings are usually the very cause for bullying.
I would have become the nastiest type A chatter of all time if he didn't use his non negative Mercurys every time he played a hand with blue seals... He kept talking about it like it was somehow better to NOT play them and just not get more replacements for free?? He never did it but he kept talking about it and I could feel my blood pressure rising as his gears kept turning... I'm like you better freaking not. The only way it would make sense not to use them if you were in danger of losing and you were playing what you thought to be your very last hand going for a high score.
He kept saying everytime we use one of these we are losing that 1.5x mult forever... like what? You only have 3 non negative consumable spots... the most non negative mercury cards you can ever hold is going to be 3 😅 Edit: OK now I am at the end of the video and he finally didn't use his mercury with blue seal in hand like I knew he was going to do. Oh well at least he didn't do it pre Ante 13 so I won't necessarily go run into traffic. Also started ignoring burnt joker as well. He got scared for no reason and started to buck the scaling that got him that far... At least he didn't listen to the chatters that were telling him to stop adding cards to his deck. Could have been worse. Luckily I don't watch NL for the gameplay. I am done over analyzing this run now 😂
watched this live and i'm still amazed by how he just decided "maybe try a little gold stake?" and pulled this run straight out of the aether with limited time
What day did he do this I’m trying to find the Golfie stream
@@BaseGolf He played hexguardian not Golfie
@@BaseGolf a general tip: you can always find out what date the video is from if you check the description of the video.
I like your avvy :)
My hobby is looking up the historical jesters when NL gets a legendary. Apparently, Perkeo was a little person who was said to drink six to eight gallons of wine a day. He lived into his eighties, never drinking anything but wine. Then he got sick, the doctor had him drink water, and he passed away. So says wikipedia.
10/10 bit
Looks like he was the inspiration for Tyrion Lannister. I learned something new today.
Lol I think Perkeo is my new favourite dwarf. Move aside Sleepy.
his liver saw water for the first time in 8 decades didn't know what to do with it and them collapsed
Wikipedia says he died at age 33 ☹️
negative burnt joker looks like that king charles painting
"If you see this you will die in seven days" had me dying
It's so over for us
It hasn't been seven days?
13:09 me when Paul Atreides is getting visions
+2
+2
+2 +2
14:03 It was a won run the moment NL got to witness the Legendary rarity Eternal Egg. Praise be!
49:02 1st graders when their teach ask what letter comes after D
+e13
lmao
laughed til I coughed my brains out, thanks
Dude went something like 17 minutes with a debuffed joker
I scrolled way too far to see this comment. Bro had me trippin
Fucking same lmao
When he sold the judgment card with a debuffed joker on deck I knew it was time to lose my Type A virginity
that joker was holo so it was still giving +10 mult, it’s not nothing
@@jaxfilmnaw man, the holo doesn’t give mult through debuff, it’s just nothing
Were Balatro guys of course we pronounce it like Balatro instead of Balatro
When I read it I hear him saying Balatro instead of Balatro
I don’t say it Balatro or Balatro 💀
Bro you made my brain say Balatro instead of Balatro
balatro son or balatro daughter?
@@jozzzlyn Both
2:25 me when my car is in the shop and I'm looking up how to get to work in the morning
I have been a librarian for 12 years and I gotta agree with NL. I learned everything I needed to know on the job.
23:42 Okay, okay, let's damn this guy, let's damn this guy with feint praise
@34:08 me when I'm the United Fruit company and I'm orchestrating a coup for cheap bananas
0:41 when it is Christmas 2007 and you unwrap a gift of collectible pokemon memorabilia
+2
+2
14:52 when he won’t sell a debuffed joker for judgement and just takes the dollar
22:47 WE DID IT
this is my type A canon event
Me after seeing diddy walking towards me at a hotel's hallway 15:09
4:39 -4:50 I can't stop laughing.
34:48 Political activists when they reach ultimate desperation for change
+2 bravo for that one brother
+2
+2
8:57 Corn is native to the Americas. Wasn’t in the Fertile Crescent prior to the Columbian exchange.
was coming to post the same thing! thanks for doing the work!
The Indians call it maize 🦝
@@nintendocycloneclassic rob bit
yeah but tomatoes and potatoes weren’t native in europe despite the common “tomato/potato europe” thing
23:02 When your friend watches the ring without knowing the consequences
+2
The thought of being a streamer big enough to have like 50 absolute morons in the chat at all times would be pretty tough to deal with
You know a run is good when he goes so autopilot he buys Justice then immediately forgets he has it
26:40 I know he doesn't read these comments, but technically you'd yell "sugoi" or "yabai" in that kinda context, since translation isn't one-to-oneOKAY sorry for nerding uhh, we're... translation guys, of course we whatever
My inner type a was clawing at the walls but this strat is so cool I just had to zen tf out and watch it.
It’s the best he’s ever played and the worst he’s ever played
Had to sit my white ass down and listen
50:53 I want a clip where he loses an Isacc run to a donation machine
Put milk and cream in your popcorn? I know he mispoke but still that was a funny line.
This dude puts me to shame, I'll never be this good of a Balatro player
If Egg can get to 'e' then anyone can
its funny cause he sucks at balatro
New balatro vid and no Chile oil or plans measured in centuries reference. I guess I'll let the negative burnt joker take me
58:08 "80 is bigger than 60?" *sounds of furious typing as the Egg pulls up the calculator to determine if this is true*
17:01 me asking to bring in a stray when i was 6
40:35 Person from Ohio here, this is so true!!
Also obligatory -IO!
That thumbnail. I'll whip out the butter popcorn for this one.
Edit: didn't realize this was popcorn pilled stream when I posted this. Is this a simulation?
half joker was adding about 8e11 to his score btw
TL;DR: Half Joker adds 20 mult only after glass and photograph, not before. Half Joker is only giving us a 0.5% score improvement (3860 vs 3840 mult before our post-hand multiplier stack).
For those wondering about the math at play:
NL had 8.6mil xMult *post-hand* from the Mercuries, Hologram, and Steel Joker.
He gets 60 base hand mult from a plain hand,
240 mult from a pair with plain face cards,
960 mult from a pair with 1 glass face card,
3840 hand mult from a pair with 2 glass face cards.
The only hand worth fishing for was the 2 glass face card combo, as this gives around 3.3e13 (he needed e14, so this is still not enough before steel cards).
We´re Balatro Guys, of course we are terribly afraid of the day NL switches to another Roguelike
We’re balatro guys of course we are gonna run flush builds 70%+ of the time
@@ruaristrawbridge7859you mean high card builds
I'm someone who works in a library but is Not a librarian, and imo he's right that it's kinda unnecessary to get a master's, like getting the Librarian title basically means you can be a manager, but I still get to do all the fun stuff while not having to worry about making schedules ya know, plus I saved 2 years tuition lol
40:10 OHIO MENTIONED!!!! O H! Also people from Ohio know for a fact we have chin strapped andrews cause we have to deal with them everyday in person.
perkeo runs with observatory are always so much fun. this one was no different, very cool
me when they buffed swash 23:28
ctrl + F searching the timestamp for the part of the video im on to simulate a live chat
0:04 whats wrong with ur finger man
Google told me that a single kernel is about 0.15g. That would mean that in a standard 100g microwave popcorn bag there are about 666 kernels.
Also gotta subtract the weight of the packaging
@@gabrielfrear7412 I hope the 100g refers to the weight of the food only, but you are right we gotta subtract the oil used to pop them and the unpopped ones, thats still probably like 400-500 popped kernels
This run was certainly blessed by Saint Mother Elizabeth and her holy anointing oil.
"How are the Jazz this year?"
Don't remind me, we suck, and we will always suck apparently.
49:02 me getting the right answer to the question of "Name any letter of the alphabet" on the gameshow Jeopardy: Idiot Edition
+2
The only time I've ever wanted to backseat Is literally screaming at my screen for him to sell that fucking even Steven's when he keeps it for like 7 rounds after it was debuffed.
22:13 I just realized you can still get the same planet cards in the pack as the ones in your consumable slot
Only if you have telescope, it forces the first slot in the pack to be your most played hand even if it couldn't spawn normally
@@mononaut ah that makes sense thank you
Currently living in Japan, before I knew how the economy worked I got a haircut for ¥950 but was so scared of fucking up and wanting to fit in, gave the guy ¥5000 and ran away… essentially a $30 tip for a $5 haircut
We’re Balatro guys, of course we comment in the echo chamber of Balatro guys that we are Balatro guys.
13:13 me when I’m watching chopped and I think I know better than the chefs
40:46 ohio mentioned into a squami it is a blessed day
I forgot he already talked about popcorn toppings. Now I know why they were talking about it this week when Justin said he thought melted butter on popcorn was disgusting
40:37 is exactly my brain whenever someone mentions ohio
Every video is an all time top 10 standup set, how does he do it
42:51 has me sobbing
me when they bring out the gourmet 16 oz gold steak that’s only a layer of gold foil on a steak:
Take popcorn flavoring with you to the movies
bro got perkeo observatory the game is OVER
14:10 dude is spittin 🗣️
We are Balatro guys, of course we spam about balatro guys 1 minute after the upload happened.
Holy backlog, how long ago was the Pokémon twitter beef
This is the first I'm hearing of it, what was the context?
@@roostangarar He didn't know what type Luxray was and people were seriously furious at him for this for some reason.
him throwing at the end because he forgot about half joker is so funny he almost had the win too if he stopped tossing a fourth card every time, could have easily hit e14
40:38 IO LETS GOOOOO OHIOOOOOOO
We're gold stake guys, of course we're sold at Salt Bae's restaurant
its worse than he thought, librarians have to go to a 2 year grad school program, AFTER 4 years of college
You're right and wrong about the bullying; The vast majority of 'bullies' have been either a victim or witness to domestic abuse (physical or verbal/mental), they are also often just as likely to have mental illnesses as the bullied. I looked into it for a paper when I was younger, and there's actually a lot of interesting things about bullying and how it's juxtaposed with how bullies are portrayed and addressed. E.G. if bullies *are* usually witnesses or victims themselves, then trying to talk to the parents or have the parents do something will most likely be fruitless as they or the grandparents or siblings are usually the very cause for bullying.
hey NL, if you have time you should try the full version of backpack battles. There are a bunch of new heros and items :)
NL's love for pairs is so interesting
NL doing something peak NL is peak NL
your popcorn comment killed me man. lol
Hey NL if we’re checking out new games maybe try this one called The Binding of Isaac? Heard a lot of good about it king🙏
Let the man play what he wants bro.
@@dflamelord6437 Can't tell if you get the joke or not
Corn is a New World crop, before 1492, no Europen knew what corn even was
*Buys justice card*
No less than 30 seconds later: “What is this? I didn’t even notice you.”
"we got 40 minutes" - 60 minute video
NL at the start of the video “I have to pick my daughter up in 30 minutes”
Proceeds to drop an hour long video.
An organic toilet that doesn’t require flushing is a latrine.
We’re balatro guys of course we comment 24 seconds after an upload
I just assume there is actually no stream and he's talking to himself
49:40 does he not know how matador works??
jesus the backlog is May 2nd?
1 in 4, to me thats zero... NL has finally learned statistics via Balatro.
I would've dumped swashbuckler for big mike hoping for a Cavendish later on
"Its unlikely we would get as lucky as we did last time" stop sandbagging bro
poor swashbuckler doing the work of two jokers with 11+ mult just to be mocked and discarded
Yogscast makes games now? Where's shadow of israpheal at though?
Bisexual NL be like: I like popcorn topping and popcorn bottoming
I'm so confused, what is causing the planet cards to multiply the hands?
Telescope voucher makes held planet cards give 1.5x mult for their specified hand (like a held Pluto will give 1.5x for High Card)
@@r_se^observatory
the thumbnail intrigued me ngl
thanks for the company
he went off today om
is there a tiktok clip of his japanese interaction around 29:07 i need this and am lazy.
Me when they told me that saltbae's steaks are overcooked
14:05 as a jazz fan, please don't ask
Pay by the kernel pricing lmfao
The Japanese bit was spot on
We're blue deck guys, of course we have one extra hand per round
In 40 minutes.... sees video length😂
Balatro
NO SLOTS FOR MERCURY
I would have become the nastiest type A chatter of all time if he didn't use his non negative Mercurys every time he played a hand with blue seals...
He kept talking about it like it was somehow better to NOT play them and just not get more replacements for free??
He never did it but he kept talking about it and I could feel my blood pressure rising as his gears kept turning... I'm like you better freaking not.
The only way it would make sense not to use them if you were in danger of losing and you were playing what you thought to be your very last hand going for a high score.
He kept saying everytime we use one of these we are losing that 1.5x mult forever... like what? You only have 3 non negative consumable spots... the most non negative mercury cards you can ever hold is going to be 3 😅
Edit: OK now I am at the end of the video and he finally didn't use his mercury with blue seal in hand like I knew he was going to do. Oh well at least he didn't do it pre Ante 13 so I won't necessarily go run into traffic.
Also started ignoring burnt joker as well. He got scared for no reason and started to buck the scaling that got him that far...
At least he didn't listen to the chatters that were telling him to stop adding cards to his deck. Could have been worse.
Luckily I don't watch NL for the gameplay. I am done over analyzing this run now 😂
Nice blog! Cant wait for you next post 👍
I bet you have the most efficient widget assembly line.
Thanks for asking him about PokeRogue, chat. A shame he isn't into it.
He probably does like it,
He said he doesn't like the community 😂