If Noah's Ark Happened in 2022

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @theshypersistence
    @theshypersistence 2 года назад +5126

    Can we appreciate his dedication for building an ark just for this skit?

    • @juicerbythedozen1083
      @juicerbythedozen1083 2 года назад +147

      ur trying to trigger me

    • @squirrelydan3
      @squirrelydan3 2 года назад +97

      I want to visit but it's about 4 hours away from me (I think).

    • @richardmahn7589
      @richardmahn7589 2 года назад +72

      ALL CGI! ALL! NO ONE HAS EVER BUILT AN ARK MUSEUM. EVER. :)

    • @shiminowind
      @shiminowind 2 года назад +250

      @@richardmahn7589 joking right? This is real and it is a themepark in kentucky Called "Ark Encounter" And there has been several other life sized replicas of the biblical vessel in the past and more to come

    • @meg-jesuswins-pro-life3506
      @meg-jesuswins-pro-life3506 2 года назад +88

      ago
      @Richard Mahn it’s not CGI… i visited the Ark Encounter in Kentucky and it was amazing.
      definitely wasn’t fake.

  • @coffeeshopgirl
    @coffeeshopgirl 2 года назад +1271

    "I have a 40 day forecast and it's like Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain" that's gold! 🤣

    • @Tinyfurball
      @Tinyfurball 2 года назад +11

      The thing is, it won't rain Water again. God will use Fire and cast the wicked into a Furnace. In other words, he'll roast them. That's why, you must Repent.

    • @hadyrome5574
      @hadyrome5574 2 года назад +4

      Sounds like Pacific NW.

    • @annieseaside
      @annieseaside Год назад +1

      Seattle & Scotland can’t stop laughing!!!

    • @TanyaGraske
      @TanyaGraske Месяц назад

      That was the best yet!

    • @TanyaGraske
      @TanyaGraske Месяц назад

      ​@@Tinyfurballbuzz kill lol

  • @Guadyco
    @Guadyco 2 года назад +3512

    The fact that he actually got close to the kangaroo and was talking to him made it so much more hilarious! 😂😂

    • @klo5126
      @klo5126 2 года назад +34

      Here in Australia, it’s the roo 🦘 that goes near to humans! Lol 😆

    • @Anonymous-km5pj
      @Anonymous-km5pj 2 года назад +25

      roo was chillaxed about it.... love it....

    • @jenmack9566
      @jenmack9566 2 года назад +9

      It's a petting zoo 😅

    • @nicolewalker6894
      @nicolewalker6894 2 года назад +5

      Also came to comment on the kangaroo. 😂

    • @julireid9574
      @julireid9574 2 года назад +11

      At the Ark encounter (where this was filmed) the zoo is what you saw. The roo’s are out on the grass and no barriers between you and them.

  • @ameliajones3636
    @ameliajones3636 2 года назад +351

    I lost it when the Amish guys walked by. “If anyone knows how to build, it’s the Amish.” “Me, Hedekiah and Zachariah built it.” 😂

    • @crownedmelaninqueen
      @crownedmelaninqueen 2 года назад +5

      Same !

    • @Ax.DaEdge
      @Ax.DaEdge Год назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂 Just as I read your comment, he literally was saying this.

    • @theresagomez2605
      @theresagomez2605 Год назад

      That was good!😅

    • @ceddyhofer14
      @ceddyhofer14 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@kelseyyoder2108I bet they're Hutterites.

    • @SR-iy4gg
      @SR-iy4gg 28 дней назад

      @@ceddyhofer14 It's quite likely, looking at the women's head coverings. Those are what Hutterites wear, not Amish.

  • @angelabrennan2271
    @angelabrennan2271 2 года назад +513

    In all seriousness I was on that ark the day it opened. A huge storm rolled in with 60mph winds and the staff locked the doors and told us to shelter in place. It was quite surreal. When we were finally allowed to leave it was still pouring rain outside. We had to purchase plastic make shift rain coats in the gift shop in order to leave. 🤣

    • @honesttruth986
      @honesttruth986 2 года назад +110

      That is the truly immersive experience lol

    • @markgreene6349
      @markgreene6349 2 года назад +42

      The best part was the ark was damaged by water !!!it's supposed to withstand a flood !talk about irony...😆

    • @grapeven2895
      @grapeven2895 2 года назад +8

      So animal crossing? 😂

    • @KimiCruz
      @KimiCruz Год назад +13

      That's so legendary, sign from God yo

    • @FamilyFlippers
      @FamilyFlippers Год назад +6

      Seriously? If true that is funny.

  • @an1539
    @an1539 2 года назад +1806

    I love this! Your roots of Christian/biblical comedy is where you shine! More of that please!

    • @PettyPaigetastic
      @PettyPaigetastic 2 года назад +36

      Completely agree! He is great at Christian comedy

    • @MikailahWeaver
      @MikailahWeaver 2 года назад +5

      @It's not looking good what

    • @monke2457
      @monke2457 2 года назад +5

      @It's not looking good he is Christian

    • @IfImCommentingStopMe
      @IfImCommentingStopMe 2 года назад +14

      Ha, I agree it's hilarious, witty, and inspired by Christian themes and stories, but if we're being real, it's not really that "Christian"

    • @djsherrard8904
      @djsherrard8904 2 года назад +2

      Yes! More, please!

  • @vanessajanik4623
    @vanessajanik4623 2 года назад +2620

    “We need a non binary.” “I don’t know why y’all are out here looking at this ark, none of y’all are gonna be on it.” 💀😂

    • @skinkly
      @skinkly 2 года назад +6

      True 🤣

    • @ceasar7830
      @ceasar7830 2 года назад +1

      The stories are not Christian stories exclusively

    • @dragoh7102
      @dragoh7102 2 года назад +20

      @@ceasar7830 they are

    • @pamelanelson4817
      @pamelanelson4817 2 года назад +31

      FYI: The ark was a one time thing. Read your Bible. You will enjoy it. God bless you!

    • @pamelanelson4817
      @pamelanelson4817 2 года назад +27

      @SomeoneOnlyWeKnow you'll see.

  • @GloriaW888
    @GloriaW888 2 года назад +840

    The more you meet people, the more you understand why Noah took animals instead of humans.

    • @LC-fq4cv
      @LC-fq4cv 2 года назад +10

      Exactly

    • @kimbuoy1
      @kimbuoy1 2 года назад +45

      Animals followed God's cautionary instruction while human beings mocked it.

    • @omairkhan9167
      @omairkhan9167 2 года назад +14

      Yeah humans didn't took god's warnings seriously!!!

    • @DIDisguise77
      @DIDisguise77 2 года назад +4

      True!!!

    • @narutohuntmendemon6354
      @narutohuntmendemon6354 2 года назад +4

      God's warning through another human and not himself

  • @angie7164
    @angie7164 2 года назад +1817

    Absolutely hilarious. I've never seen someone so uncomfortable in work gloves

    • @MrGlendonwagler
      @MrGlendonwagler 2 года назад +18

      😂😂😂

    • @RJ-mw2gw
      @RJ-mw2gw 2 года назад +54

      Lol. Kinda looks like Mickey Mouse hands.

    • @jeanbean1390
      @jeanbean1390 2 года назад +36

      You can tell those gloves have not been used. Like a new pair of white tennis shoes.

    • @millmill67
      @millmill67 2 года назад +23

      All the hand gestures seem awkward in gloves for some reason 😂

    • @angie7164
      @angie7164 2 года назад +1

      @@millmill67 yes, that maybe it

  • @JDRusse11
    @JDRusse11 2 года назад +401

    John you’re looking pretty good after taking 120 years to build that ark 🚢

    • @denischabriddell986
      @denischabriddell986 2 года назад +8

      Exactly 👏🏼 😆 🤣

    • @eviea6897
      @eviea6897 2 года назад +11

      Food for thought..His 3 sons and 3 daughters' in-law were responsible for repopulating the earth after the flood, which means, Noah's grandkids married and procreated with siblings or first cousins. Then their offspring procreated with siblings or second cousins, or first cousins/aunt,uncle combinations...Then, for the first 4 or 5 or 6 generations, you get more of the twice removed, three times over stuff and it gets really confusing before becoming more of a spreading tree. We're all Noah's greatX1,000 grandkids.

    • @ebenezeramare1
      @ebenezeramare1 2 года назад

      @@eviea6897 most have agreed that great flood was only mesopotamia

    • @Bugsy0333
      @Bugsy0333 2 года назад +1

      @@imperatorxz Just don't tell us prove it ok ?

    • @ClassicAudiobooksInspirations
      @ClassicAudiobooksInspirations 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gina8652
    @gina8652 2 года назад +713

    As someone who's ex-Amish, I appreciated you putting them in the video and the commentary 🤣

    • @margaretqueenofscots9450
      @margaretqueenofscots9450 2 года назад +9

      Yep, me too 😁

    • @rumblebird9888
      @rumblebird9888 2 года назад +5

      Don’t forget to eat your veggies, especially carrots

    • @cjlive5182
      @cjlive5182 2 года назад +8

      I want to be neo Amish

    • @gina8652
      @gina8652 2 года назад +71

      @No Worries It's has it's interesting and challenging parts about it 😅 All of it is normal for me. My parents, grandparents and 6 out of 10 siblings are still Amish so being around the community is still very normal for me. Although there was a lot of disappointment with my decision to leave, there's been "acceptance" to a degree and we now all spend time together on a regular basis 💕 I wouldn't change my upbringing, but you definitely know and see things the rest of the world doesn't know about haha

    • @duckymomo7935
      @duckymomo7935 2 года назад +2

      What’s wrong with being Amish?
      Can’t you be Amish without being Amish-Mennonite?

  • @martinhughes2637
    @martinhughes2637 2 года назад +227

    “A new gender reveal gone wrong every day…” Oh my gosh got me laughing so hard!!

  • @benmontey3438
    @benmontey3438 2 года назад +264

    "Doppler 40-day forecast" that was clever 😂

  • @lenka.luciferian
    @lenka.luciferian 2 года назад +49

    I'm a Christian and I love this video, it's very funny and I appreciate your knowledge of the Bible. I'm very glad that God has created you, He has wonderful sense of humor. God bless you🙏🏻❤

  • @mehGyver
    @mehGyver 2 года назад +560

    Would've loved to see you shopping at Home Depot for a tape measure that measures in cubits! LOL

    • @jlwwillis
      @jlwwillis 2 года назад +4

      Hilarious

    • @iieshacarter
      @iieshacarter 2 года назад +5

      Yes!! My ears were itching for that! 😉🤣

    • @LukeMaps
      @LukeMaps 2 года назад +10

      I need one of those because sometimes I'm too lazy to hold out my arm to measure elbow to fingertip. 😂Also, I doubt the accuracy of my own cubit because I have longer-than-average arms.🙋‍♂️ Then again, perhaps people were taller (and hence had longer cubits) before The Flood since many people lived to be more than 900.

    • @emilymenjivar6138
      @emilymenjivar6138 2 года назад

      🤣

    • @imageisn0thing
      @imageisn0thing 2 года назад

      😂😂😂

  • @EM-sz4hk
    @EM-sz4hk 2 года назад +146

    Your Christian humor is the greatest please keep it up!!!

    • @Danny451
      @Danny451 2 года назад +1

      "Christians" are hilarious.

  • @TeachersOnFire
    @TeachersOnFire 2 года назад +220

    Noah is so woke it hurts! I was waiting for you to be spotted by tourists ... thanks for including the outtake at the end.

  • @jnbplaysgames
    @jnbplaysgames 2 года назад +374

    2:25 fun fact: there's no indigo in the LGBT rainbow (6 colors), so that's God's _legit_ covenant rainbow (7 colors, representing completeness e.g. 7 days in a week)

    • @Tara-cv2kz
      @Tara-cv2kz 2 года назад +77

      oooh cool. if I ever need to paint a rainbow, I’ll be sure to include indigo

    • @luzrivera1353
      @luzrivera1353 2 года назад +13

      Interesting 🤔 I didn't notice that

    • @xg6hpyk
      @xg6hpyk 2 года назад +27

      I heard there is no indigo in the LGBT flag because flag manufacturers didn't have that particular color material to a put into the flags they made, so it was left out

    • @-.Ren_Ren.-
      @-.Ren_Ren.- 2 года назад +4

      FACT

    • @michaela.754
      @michaela.754 2 года назад +17

      6... that checks out

  • @caramia4483
    @caramia4483 2 года назад +946

    😂😂 But seriously, that must have been mad hard for Noah to get all those animals to comply 😅

    • @mariannehanna8071
      @mariannehanna8071 2 года назад +167

      Hahah the animals actually came to him in 2 by 2 :)

    • @caramia4483
      @caramia4483 2 года назад +76

      @@mariannehanna8071 😮 I had to do some quick research just now to confirm…I never knew that!! But makes so much more sense 😂 🙏🏽

    • @mariannehanna8071
      @mariannehanna8071 2 года назад +20

      @@caramia4483 Yh it made so much more sense to me too hahah

    • @aprillsloof8542
      @aprillsloof8542 2 года назад +94

      With God all things are possible 😁

    • @LukeMaps
      @LukeMaps 2 года назад +15

      @@mariannehanna8071 👌The clean animals came in sevens, unclean by twos🐷🐷. (School House Rock really disappointed in that respect, but I suppose the sevens table is not "Elementary, my dear." Great song, though! 😊🎵)

  • @smallsavage1297
    @smallsavage1297 Год назад +17

    When I first went to the Ark, it literally started raining right when we got there, and I was like "ooh, is this a sign? 😬"

  • @ashleyshenk7948
    @ashleyshenk7948 2 года назад +47

    "I am not part of the exhibit!" So glad you kept that in. lol

  • @angelaporto5753
    @angelaporto5753 2 года назад +92

    This is one of the best John Crist videos I’ve seen in a long time! Love it! Keep up the good work bro 😎

    • @susansmith493
      @susansmith493 2 года назад

      The Portland show was my fave, by far. Funny as usual and BRAVE!!

  • @PerkyBird
    @PerkyBird 2 года назад +567

    This is so funny as someone who’s actually visited the Ark Encounter and noticed some of the same things!

    • @nicolehish
      @nicolehish 2 года назад +6

      Haha I have it’s great

    • @SRose-vp6ew
      @SRose-vp6ew 2 года назад +1

      Who built the Ark? Ken Ham, Ken Ham. Who built the Ark, father Ken Ham built the Ark. Yep, I bet Ken Ham fought for the pumping of 2022 guest sewage right out the top of the ark vent system for a more authentic Ark bathroom experience, but lost on that one and a few other things. In all seriousness get a 3 day pass and plan on staying 4 days in the area. Pay extra for the VR that a 3rd party helped bring in and enjoy all the free animal encounter classes making sure to sit in the front row and stay after to talk to the zoologists and handlers. Answers TV is also only 3.33 a month and has all their DVDs.

    • @thedoctor4637
      @thedoctor4637 2 года назад +5

      It’s amazing. I’ve been twice for an event. Hoping to go again this year!

    • @jenmack9566
      @jenmack9566 2 года назад +11

      The ark encounter is amazing!

    • @alewisscott
      @alewisscott 2 года назад +4

      I agree with Perky Bird. My family and I visited the Ark Encounter and it's so neat to see how John put a humorous spin on different parts of the exhibit. Great video!

  • @awcrosby
    @awcrosby 2 года назад +4

    @2:14... Doppler 40 day forecast... Rain... Rain... Rain... Rain... I love this "2022" rendition of Noah's Ark!!!

  • @susanfanning9480
    @susanfanning9480 2 года назад +615

    Brilliant!! I so very much appreciate this interpretation of Noah's dilemma for today's challenges. It's funny but true.

    • @doncomputer5931
      @doncomputer5931 Год назад

      Noah didn't build an ark, he waterproofed his house and put his farm animals in it so when the flood basin filled with water he could float to the Arabian peninsula on his makeshift houseboat. Fairly decent woodworking probably went into it, but It can't be verified since The remains have most likely long since decayed into dirt.

  • @johnjohnson8669
    @johnjohnson8669 2 года назад +3

    "why are you taking photos? You're not gonna be on it anyway!". 🤣

  • @tabzhodge3509
    @tabzhodge3509 2 года назад +81

    Consensually inviting the animals 🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead ☠️☠️☠️

  • @juliekoester7776
    @juliekoester7776 Год назад +2

    You absolutely NAILED it!!!! That was totally hilarious!
    THANK YOU!!!
    And thank you for being funny without a cuss word flying out of your mouth, every other word, or taking the Lords name, in vain, or being vulgar and nasty.
    You are what true comedy is! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • @nvae7252
    @nvae7252 2 года назад +36

    He came ᑭᖇᗴᑭᗩᖇᗴᗪ with the outfit 💀😂😂

  • @inspiringbuilds
    @inspiringbuilds 2 года назад +54

    Hilarious and accurate at the same time! I lost it when talking to the kangaroo. 😂

    • @Chrisjan0.7
      @Chrisjan0.7 2 года назад

      Apart from saying they need to keep the animals safe for 40 days. It rained for 40 but they were on the ark waiting for the waters to subside for approximately a year. Still a funny video

    • @jmckendry84
      @jmckendry84 2 года назад

      Accurate, as in every single popular culture war straw man was methodically ticked off (non binary! Trans! LGBT! Animal rights activists! Health and safety! Tik Tok! Influencers! Social distancing!)
      John's a funny guy but he knows what buttons his audience wants pushed and religiously (pun intended) sticks to that.

    • @annamanz7652
      @annamanz7652 Год назад

      Hi. I agree John is funny, but there’s not need to argue with the whole comment section

  • @stephaniesnider8386
    @stephaniesnider8386 2 года назад +86

    Dead . This is gold. I love when he puts the commentary in when someone recognizes him! Pure joy and honesty happy to be un-canceled Lolol

  • @emilycashman8191
    @emilycashman8191 2 года назад +33

    i love how an Amish guy walked by and looked at you when you said "it's Amish people" hahaha

  • @Chococat_Ariana
    @Chococat_Ariana 2 года назад +15

    @2:43 Me, Hezekiah, and Zachariah built the thing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AP-qr8en
    @AP-qr8en 2 года назад +124

    Noah: “I’m going to bring 2 of each animal, one for both genders”
    Twitter:

    • @rfe8nn2
      @rfe8nn2 2 года назад +1

      Noah never heard of non-binary and the many genders the left pushes.

  • @reds0l0cup50
    @reds0l0cup50 2 года назад +17

    "Doppler 40 Day Forecast" is GOLD

  • @NellYoungling
    @NellYoungling Год назад +3

    Him begging the kangaroo to get on the boat was great. 😂

  • @Silver-cl2bd
    @Silver-cl2bd 2 года назад +50

    The Amish bit had me cracking up!

  • @JonesDi77
    @JonesDi77 2 года назад +46

    John’s brain is a national treasure. I couldn’t, in a million years, think up this stuff. Too funny

  • @AprilGodsPrincess
    @AprilGodsPrincess 2 года назад +88

    "6 feet apart! 6 feet apart!!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @A.N.G.3.L.A
    @A.N.G.3.L.A 2 года назад +17

    Its so good to have you back John Crist. More grace for more

  • @grantsiders1680
    @grantsiders1680 2 года назад +22

    "can we get these sprinklers turned off" 🤣

  • @mackenziemohnacky7465
    @mackenziemohnacky7465 2 года назад +9

    Sabertooth Alaskan Parrot...🤣 You're creative, John. This was amazing.

  • @ginamcgrew9955
    @ginamcgrew9955 2 года назад +79

    "Concentual" gathering of animals🤣 plus, John's hand gestures with the white gloves...the BEST!

    • @cjlive5182
      @cjlive5182 2 года назад +4

      He’s ready to land planes!

    • @ginamcgrew9955
      @ginamcgrew9955 2 года назад

      @@cjlive5182 it's my favorite thing about him 🤣

  • @pinkdryad
    @pinkdryad 2 года назад +51

    This was amazing! I've been to the Ark a couple times, so seeing it from this perspective is hilarious! Great job!

  • @debijacobson8822
    @debijacobson8822 2 года назад +38

    I'm dying! You forgot emotional support tea cup dogs

    • @lanngunn6512
      @lanngunn6512 2 года назад +2

      That wld have been perfect!

  • @natasharostova5186
    @natasharostova5186 2 года назад +16

    love all the satire John! Thank you for this piece!😆

  • @tammyhagger9791
    @tammyhagger9791 2 года назад +7

    The gloves: I couldn't take my eyes off them...they remind me of Psalty the Singing Hymn Book.😂

  • @firecrackerninja08
    @firecrackerninja08 2 года назад +40

    The part with the Amish dudes made me die laughing

  • @sreace723
    @sreace723 2 года назад +24

    The Saber Tooth Alaskan Parrot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LetJesusTouchUrLife
    @LetJesusTouchUrLife Год назад +3

    My dog just passed away three hours ago and I am heart-broken. I can’t sleep right now. I needed a laugh so I started watching his videos. The 40-day forecast part got me 😂🤣🤣 Thanks brother.

    • @charlottesmom
      @charlottesmom Год назад

      (((hugs))) I hope you are healing, losing a beloved pet is very very difficult! 😢

    • @earlymorningtwilight9119
      @earlymorningtwilight9119 Год назад +2

      So sorry for your loss. Our pets are a true gift.

    • @LetJesusTouchUrLife
      @LetJesusTouchUrLife Год назад

      Thank you@@earlymorningtwilight9119yes they are. I miss him so much.
      A reflection of God's love indeed.

  • @StephanieBogart
    @StephanieBogart 2 года назад +65

    This was hilarious!!!! I’m gonna watch again 😂

  • @dallasjames9381
    @dallasjames9381 2 года назад +2

    those brand new gloves though - also the amish 😂😂😂

  • @chattphotos
    @chattphotos 2 года назад +27

    Peta has been out here repeta'dly...
    We'll just not be able to get the saber-toothed Alaskan parrot

  • @rustysworldofentertainment850
    @rustysworldofentertainment850 2 года назад +19

    I'd imagine the sabre-tooth Alaskan parrot would have survived most situations, so it probably didn't need the Ark anyway.

  • @BigfootBreaks
    @BigfootBreaks 2 года назад +17

    “I do have Doppler 40 day forecast and it’s just rain, rain, rain.”

  • @patricianaughton9702
    @patricianaughton9702 2 года назад +4

    Funny, creative and awesome as always - enjoy all of your skits and your amazing wit!

  • @drewwhitehead6567
    @drewwhitehead6567 2 года назад +48

    That was great, thanks John !!!
    Loved the weather forecast.

  • @tgrishim5379
    @tgrishim5379 2 года назад +3

    This dude humor is on a whole nutha level.. Salute!!

  • @lauriedonaway6523
    @lauriedonaway6523 2 года назад +8

    Great video! …”we need a mental health day.” 😂 1:20

  • @majusaret9443
    @majusaret9443 2 года назад +1

    OUTSTANDING!
    Humor is known to be the best way to get hearers to listen.
    WELL DONE!

  • @CharityUniqueBlackwell
    @CharityUniqueBlackwell 2 года назад +24

    " I mean like, non of yall are gonna be on it" lol

  • @annetteunderwood4688
    @annetteunderwood4688 2 года назад +1

    The Scooter Drag racing l👀ks like fun behind you! 😂😂😂

  • @dangleesak1026
    @dangleesak1026 2 года назад +20

    You never disappoint 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @anniefresh5795
    @anniefresh5795 Год назад +1

    Bruh, you crack me the hell up😂😂😂😂

  • @svelez8399
    @svelez8399 2 года назад +35

    Rofl, John Crist is a genius! Oh my goodness, I laughed so hard!!!!

  • @bakerteacher2905
    @bakerteacher2905 Год назад +2

    Thank you for this!! and FINALLY, Someone willing to give us a little un-pc humor...I love it . more! more!

  • @jackn5581
    @jackn5581 2 года назад +16

    John you're awesome. I can really appreciate how your brain works. Funny stuff brother!

  • @aliciamarie7487
    @aliciamarie7487 Год назад +6

    Your videos are amazing. Thank you for making us all laugh and have better days 👏🙂

  • @mira85jc1
    @mira85jc1 2 года назад +8

    Hezekiah and Zechariah … 😂😂😂 hilarious

  • @kevinklein9565
    @kevinklein9565 Год назад +1

    The title had me cracking up!

  • @anyanyanyanyanyany3551
    @anyanyanyanyanyany3551 2 года назад +57

    I know you're just joking about building codes, but restrictive building codes and regulations make housing much more expensive than it has to. People talk about affordable housing without mentioning that unnecessary regulations and codes make them much more expensive to build in the first place.

    • @DankusMemicus
      @DankusMemicus 2 года назад +4

      In Ontario, Canada, it takes roughly 2 years to approve new building construction... no reason it should take so long. Some regulation is understandable, but not to this extent.

    • @jacquestube
      @jacquestube 2 года назад +1

      @Naruto Uzumaki is there no middle ground with where we can acknowledge that current restrictions are too restrictive?

    • @dfwridinglessons
      @dfwridinglessons 2 года назад

      Actually the Chinese company Blackrock has been swooping in to buy houses at 20% above cost to deliberately hype up the prices to keep them unaffordable for families. This in my opinion is what needs to be outlawed. I’m pretty certain it won’t be for the lobbying money alone would stop.

  • @karitavella6007
    @karitavella6007 2 года назад +6

    You are SO funny!!!!! Favorite comedian of all time

  • @WindyRidgeTrapper
    @WindyRidgeTrapper 2 года назад +8

    This is funny stuff man! Love the wise crack about the passing Amish fellas.

  • @blue8093
    @blue8093 2 года назад +3

    This is hysterical! I loved it! Man, you did it well! Hats off.

  • @samantham3967
    @samantham3967 2 года назад +27

    You cracked me up. Haha! Our family visited the Ark in May on our way down to Florida and it was by far my favorite place we visited on our trip. It was fascinating. I could have spent days there if it wasn’t for our kids. Lol

  • @kellysong2256
    @kellysong2256 3 месяца назад +1

    So hilarious 😂 I enjoyed this a lot

  • @doolyxsanchez
    @doolyxsanchez Год назад +6

    You're channel no doubt is gonna soar. You're hilarious, and so much more polished than alot of other youtube comedy channels

    • @heavenbound7
      @heavenbound7 5 месяцев назад

      1 Corinthians 15:1-4
      KJV Bible
      [1] Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand;
      [2] By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain.
      [3] For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures;
      [4] And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:
      Ephesians 2:8-9
      KJV Bible
      [8] For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
      [9] Not of works, lest any man should boast.
      Romans 10:9-13
      KJV Bible
      [9] That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
      [10] For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.
      [11] For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed.
      [12] For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him.
      [13] For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.
      John 3:16
      KJV Bible
      For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
      John 14:6
      KJV Bible
      Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

  • @kevinklein9565
    @kevinklein9565 Год назад +2

    If I can build IKEA furniture,I can build an Ark!

  • @lukesams3349
    @lukesams3349 2 года назад +31

    Pepsi machines on the Ark, because product placement is exactly how to fund your large boat project

  • @Mindgoop
    @Mindgoop 2 года назад +2

    hahahaha that was fantastic thank you for cheering up my day! x😆😍

  • @Sowilo-Dagaz
    @Sowilo-Dagaz 2 года назад +7

    I'm not very religious at all, but this is probably one of the best videos I've seen all week!🤣

    • @annamanz7652
      @annamanz7652 Год назад

      Yes It’s funny 🤣have a good day

  • @rumblebird9888
    @rumblebird9888 2 года назад +76

    2:27 surprised that you didn’t mention that the rainbow 🌈 is a symbol of God’s promise to Noah so that he wouldn’t destroy the Earth with a flood again

    • @longllamas
      @longllamas 2 года назад +23

      That's the joke. Obviously Noah would not think the rainbow was a pride symbol

    • @Tara-cv2kz
      @Tara-cv2kz 2 года назад +9

      but I dont think Noah knew about the rainbow until after the flood?

    • @eviea6897
      @eviea6897 2 года назад +3

      @@Tara-cv2kz It didn't appear till after the flood

    • @dustinclouse6888
      @dustinclouse6888 2 года назад +6

      Wait, theres still people that believe this actually happened? 😂😂😂

    • @eds10blue79
      @eds10blue79 2 года назад +8

      @@dustinclouse6888
      Yes

  • @banjopawmaville6736
    @banjopawmaville6736 2 года назад +25

    What do you mean you weren’t part of the exhibit??? You were playing the Biblically accurate Noah!!!

  • @leanncarpenter9138
    @leanncarpenter9138 2 года назад +3

    This was spot on 🤣🤣

  • @AnUninfluentialLife
    @AnUninfluentialLife 2 года назад +18

    I LOVE the ark encounter! 🙂

  • @lyndamcdonald7701
    @lyndamcdonald7701 2 года назад

    "A Pall Mall"! The Amish timing was hilarious. So many moments that were repeatable!

  • @Mayaa2424
    @Mayaa2424 2 года назад +3

    The 40-day forecast was hilarious 😂

  • @kaylaschroeder1
    @kaylaschroeder1 2 года назад +1

    Um, subscribed lol. This is one of the funnier things I've seen in a while. 😂👍🏼

  • @angelpjc
    @angelpjc 2 года назад +2

    Heehee...lotsa giggles. Clever John is at it again. 💛
    Those work gloves were made for a Yeti!

  • @LovinitMM
    @LovinitMM 6 месяцев назад

    You were in the hills of Kentucky?!!! You crack me up!!!

  • @miat8264
    @miat8264 2 года назад +4

    I need 40 days and 40 nights more of this.

  • @nikola_tomic
    @nikola_tomic 2 года назад +1

    Hahah regards from Alaska, and for that parrot too 😆

  • @gypsyrubbertramps3487
    @gypsyrubbertramps3487 2 года назад +7

    You are hysterical and I love how you put together your humor!!!👌👌👌👌👌

  • @NicoleOlivia
    @NicoleOlivia 2 года назад

    You made this skit WORK 😂. I appreciate it.

  • @lemonflavoreds4312
    @lemonflavoreds4312 2 года назад +3

    You are just brilliant !
    Couldn’t stop laughing from start till end !
    Thank you

  • @togishere
    @togishere 2 года назад +1

    Omg this is one of the best videos I've ever seen LOL!!

  • @musicallydisneyamvs6731
    @musicallydisneyamvs6731 2 года назад +16

    Loved that museum! It was fun whilst on a road trip. Also saw for the first time a lot of Amish folk. Wanted to ask them questions but I didn’t, cause I’ve been told not to. I know it’s not always the case but idk. 🤷‍♀️ Love seeing him do more of these types of videos!

  • @withherfamily9531
    @withherfamily9531 2 года назад

    Hi! We were just there! Missed you by a few days! Shucks!

  • @lorimills7372
    @lorimills7372 2 года назад +4

    Those gloves are lookin pretty new there John. 😂😂 I bet Hezekiah and Zachariah’s gloves are well broken in. Gotta love those Amish. 😆. Truthfully though, I hope you enjoyed your time here in northern Kentucky!

  • @maddyf.6296
    @maddyf.6296 Год назад +1

    Those chill Amish guys minding their own business is hilarious 🤣