Undercover Pastor: (Ep. 1) The Children's Ministry

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @michalblount2085
    @michalblount2085 3 года назад +1575

    I'm still sad they never finished Church hunters

  • @Prior2Popular
    @Prior2Popular 3 года назад +713

    He holds that baby the way I hold all my responsibilities-
    At arms length. 😂

  • @average13
    @average13 3 года назад +393

    “No one cares what happens here as long as no one dies” is actually the slogan for my daycare!

    • @TehButterflyEffect
      @TehButterflyEffect 3 года назад +3

      Nope nope nope. You start showing movies like Shrek to my kids during Sunday School or giving them coffee? I care big time and you can be sure we won't be back.

    • @jaredwoodhouse85
      @jaredwoodhouse85 3 года назад +1

      @@TehButterflyEffect What’s wrong with Shrek?

    • @analog-dEVA
      @analog-dEVA 2 года назад

      😂🤣🤦🏿‍♀️

  • @hiramreyna4862
    @hiramreyna4862 3 года назад +379

    Lol "he was reenacting the stoning of Steven"
    😅🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @triplejmom7826
      @triplejmom7826 3 года назад +6

      i knew a boy who through rocks at another kid because that's what David did to Goliath lol

    • @hiramreyna4862
      @hiramreyna4862 3 года назад +3

      @@triplejmom7826 lol 😝😅 wow these kids?! 😆

    • @triplejmom7826
      @triplejmom7826 3 года назад +3

      @@hiramreyna4862 right?

    • @ShamirYukno
      @ShamirYukno 3 года назад +2

      😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH 3 года назад

      HERE is The REAL Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

  • @amanda_bow5310
    @amanda_bow5310 3 года назад +687

    As someone who volunteers in the children's ministry, I feel this.

    • @jonathanpalmer228
      @jonathanpalmer228 3 года назад +16

      Seriously, pastor kids are just something else.

    • @american_patriot1776
      @american_patriot1776 3 года назад +6

      @@jonathanpalmer228 they are

    • @joekerr5557
      @joekerr5557 3 года назад +6

      JESUS CHRIST LOVES you! Run back to HIM! He can Heal you!

    • @american_patriot1776
      @american_patriot1776 3 года назад +5

      @@joekerr5557 will do

    • @jenness_21
      @jenness_21 3 года назад +14

      Those who work with the children are doing God’s work. 😂 you guys have a special place in heaven.

  • @ladygrey8707
    @ladygrey8707 3 года назад +336

    Hatchet and windchime, this is brilliant

    • @loyevangelists
      @loyevangelists 3 года назад +4

      a pastor friend of mine told me that he knew two siblings, one with the name Lemonjello and the other Orangejello. that is true

    • @BobbiGail
      @BobbiGail 3 года назад

      Epic

    • @garybrinker4522
      @garybrinker4522 3 года назад

      I have a Rooster, eather of these names could be good.

    • @Some_One_One
      @Some_One_One 3 года назад

      1:24 Timestamp then!

  • @delilahdahlia247
    @delilahdahlia247 3 года назад +854

    Now I really want to call freeze tag Lot's Wife

    • @katywolffis7678
      @katywolffis7678 3 года назад +13

      Same!!! That line is gold!

    • @david2.065
      @david2.065 3 года назад +7

      I heard that, and then processed what it meant like 5 second later

    • @danielreed3718
      @danielreed3718 3 года назад +2

      You know what. I’m going to do that.

    • @cowgirl_in_pink_pearls
      @cowgirl_in_pink_pearls 3 года назад

      I don’t know what Lot’s Wife meansss...I just know if any of these WOKE peeps happen to go to church. It will be a no go to use WIFE!
      “Non binary life partner?” 🤦🏻‍♀️ I just can’t with these morons.

    • @david2.065
      @david2.065 3 года назад +6

      @@cowgirl_in_pink_pearls Lot and his wife fled Sodom and Gomorrah, which were sinful cities. God hated those cities so much he decided to turn the cities to salt. God instructed lot to leave and to not look back. Lot's wife was curious, so she turned around to look back and was turned to a pilar of salt on the spot.
      Hence, "Lot's wife," because Lot's wife is always still... because she is a pillar of salt
      And yeah, I agree with your woke comments. It skews the biblical definition of justice.

  • @EricChamplin
    @EricChamplin 3 года назад +340

    They should legit make this a TV show on CNBC

    • @HPTFan
      @HPTFan 3 года назад +10

      Nah! Here on YT is where it is at!

    • @jajj0428
      @jajj0428 3 года назад +5

      Christian and CNBC, you are de-friended !!!

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH 3 года назад +1

      HERE is The TRUE Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

    • @hannahblue924
      @hannahblue924 3 года назад

      Do you listen to NF

    • @StacysRevivalCreations
      @StacysRevivalCreations 3 года назад +1

      Someone call Huckabee! This guy should be the next COMEDIC GUEST!!!

  • @Rydrsv
    @Rydrsv 3 года назад +709

    As a children’s ministry volunteer, a part of me dies when the pastor’s sermon goes into overtime

    • @freemind9721
      @freemind9721 3 года назад +26

      You’re a hero

    • @Berserker793
      @Berserker793 3 года назад +33

      When the pastor is over on time, I always feed them more snacks and throw more candy at them for answering questions correctly. I enjoy it. Can't speak for the other adults.

    • @hannahyoung3012
      @hannahyoung3012 3 года назад +4

      So true, lol.

    • @AllieSierdsma
      @AllieSierdsma 3 года назад +1

      Yep

    • @AllieSierdsma
      @AllieSierdsma 3 года назад +8

      @@Berserker793 I enjoy too but when you have them for almost an hour over it’s rough

  • @flowerchild0698
    @flowerchild0698 3 года назад +145

    As a tv watcher, i would most definitely watch this for hours.

  • @sweettee6827
    @sweettee6827 3 года назад +356

    We don't actually call it freeze tag, we call it Lot's wife. Ok, I'm done with YT for today 😂😂

    • @dailylifeofjr4807
      @dailylifeofjr4807 3 года назад +6

      I diedddd 😂😂😂😂

    • @TheHoriginal
      @TheHoriginal 3 года назад +3

      Honestly I’m so confused at that one. She didn’t freeze, she turned into a pillar of salt.
      I could be just slow tho 😂

    • @sweettee6827
      @sweettee6827 3 года назад +11

      @@TheHoriginal She did turn into a pillar of salt, however, she couldn't move...just like if she was frozen. Plus, calling it Lot's wife makes the game "Biblical" or "Churchy" and not secular. And, it's just funny as heck 😂.

  • @simplynorthernbelle
    @simplynorthernbelle 3 года назад +720

    I used to be a children's ministry director...as triggered as I am right now lol this was really good

    • @regularstan6212
      @regularstan6212 3 года назад +6

      Right! Tell me about it!

    • @michaelbelcher8805
      @michaelbelcher8805 3 года назад +11

      Was in children’s ministry for 7 years. Now the Assistant Director of our youth ministry. I am right here with you

    • @jaznjen9876
      @jaznjen9876 3 года назад +5

      Same! lol

    • @KateFraiser
      @KateFraiser 3 года назад +1

      🙋🏼‍♀️ 🙋🏼‍♀️ 🙋🏼‍♀️

    • @cf_1204
      @cf_1204 3 года назад +1

      Facts.5 years in children’s ministry

  • @TSpoon823
    @TSpoon823 3 года назад +82

    "Lot's wife" 🤣🤣 but I'm gonna need this to be a whole entire series of videos. "As long as no one dies" is the most real ministry statement ever.

  • @Carla-hl3fm
    @Carla-hl3fm 3 года назад +155

    “As long as no one dies.” That’s what I say to the babysitter on date night as we leave. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @IdiotSnakeParent
      @IdiotSnakeParent 3 года назад +2

      In my church, we have a whole child care unit for the girls (straight out of 1982). I asked why the boys didn’t have to learn this and was told it’s because girls babysit to earn money. I refuse to teach it because it’s literally as easy as making sure nobody dies. Lol

    • @TisOnlyAScratch
      @TisOnlyAScratch 3 года назад

      LOL! We met our nanny in college and gave her free reign on everything as long as the kids didn't die. Our kids were told when nanny is in charge, they obey her rules (more laxed than ours).
      The main problem with her was her constant reports throughout our absence about how our kids weren't listening to her. Our response: "Ok, what consequence are you setting? We're not there to enforce the rule, that's why we're paying you. Don't let them get away with it or they won't respect you. Just do what you can, don't kill them, and give us a report when we return. We'll talk to the kids after our return. Let us know when the house burns down, someone breaks a bone, you crash the car and have to go to the hospital, or someone kidnaps the kids and tell us which Hospital, Police Station, our other sanctuary to meet you at.
      I think we earned her trust on the "make sure they don't die" thing during a family theme park outing that included her. She took one child to have fun with the kiddie rides (their preference) and us older family members separated to enjoy the roller coasters for a couple hours. Storm came, park closed and evacuated early, and we communicated to Nanny our locations, meeting point, and time. During the chaos, our child in her care got separated and it took us an hour with the help of security and other good Samaritans to find her. She just followed someone else who looked similar to nanny from behind and ended up in a parking lot where she knew the general location of where we were parked.
      Didn't fire her and just reviewed everything that happened. Praised her for what she did correctly, reminded her things do happen, and had her come up with a plan to prevent a separation from happening in the future (she's handicapped and walks with a cane.....holding hands with kid wasn't possible in the crowd.) Solution: Have kid lead in front and follow nanny's vocal instructions.

    • @jhde9067
      @jhde9067 2 года назад +1

      @@TisOnlyAScratch what a story and what parents!

  • @maryloumenning3487
    @maryloumenning3487 3 года назад +76

    Children's Pastor here at a church in MN. 40 kids, ages infant through 5th grade. Elders just increased my budget for the current fiscal year. Not feeling her problems, but I could definitely use some people stepping up to help out with Kids' Church and VBS. Great one, John!

    • @Berserker793
      @Berserker793 3 года назад

      @@chrystaltuckness5298 Ouch! Sorry to hear. My church is going to have VBS and I think we're all going to have a great time with the kids. Lots of games and learning.

    • @johncrist2991
      @johncrist2991 3 года назад

      Nice meeting you Fan--Thanks for supporting my Dream and Carrier--May God Almighty continue to bless you always. I hope you never stop watching me

  • @justchiny5993
    @justchiny5993 3 года назад +63

    The disguise. I'm done 😂

  • @AhsokaJackson
    @AhsokaJackson 3 года назад +111

    “That’s gonna be a ‘no’ from me, dawg.” Of all the lines I was expecting, that definitely wasn’t one. X,,-D

  • @Marshall1026
    @Marshall1026 2 года назад +6

    “Hatchet and windchime” made me start crying laughing out of absolutely nowhere in the middle of the gym

  • @MiyagiNariyoshi
    @MiyagiNariyoshi 3 года назад +143

    It's funny because it's real. It's heartbreaking.....because it's real.

    • @TheHoriginal
      @TheHoriginal 3 года назад

      Yaaaasssss

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH 3 года назад

      HERE is The ONLY Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

  • @MollyCommaHoerr
    @MollyCommaHoerr 3 года назад +109

    There are so many things in this video that are TOO accurate. 🤣🤣🤣 the longer the pastor preaches the more candy I’m giving your kids 😉

    • @Berserker793
      @Berserker793 3 года назад +6

      It's so true! We were suppose to use tickets for prizes, but I couldn't find them. So, out came the candy!

  • @jamiehealy7732
    @jamiehealy7732 3 года назад +84

    Better be more parts to this! I love this!

    • @thesistersclub1007
      @thesistersclub1007 3 года назад +6

      Ageed! I was dying laughing 🤣. I need more!

    • @danlevesque5437
      @danlevesque5437 3 года назад +5

      It said part 1 so hopefully every dept will be reviewed

  • @andra6a6b
    @andra6a6b 3 года назад +67

    Omg, why is everything so accurate? 😂😭😂😭

    • @isaacwestbrook5393
      @isaacwestbrook5393 3 года назад +2

      Especially the pastors kids

    • @andra6a6b
      @andra6a6b 3 года назад +4

      When the pastor’s son was about 6 yo, he told me I can’t tell him what to do because his dad is the boss of the whole church and he doesn’t have to listen to anyone..😂😅

    • @karenmackstewart
      @karenmackstewart 3 года назад +3

      @@andra6a6b a PK told me that her daddy OWNED the church :D
      And his son "made potty" in the flowerbeds.

  • @nathanalex6880
    @nathanalex6880 3 года назад +49

    Honestly I’d love more of this series😂

  • @MyRockMyFortress
    @MyRockMyFortress Год назад +1

    Our church has an awesome children’s ministry. This year our church hosted a VBS that had over 400 kids attended. Many are neighborhood kids. We just built a nice playground with a large outdoor shelter when homeschooling or pre school moms can gather and have outdoor MOPS meetings.

  • @AhsokaJackson
    @AhsokaJackson 3 года назад +93

    2:30 The Lot’s Wife thing killed me. X,,D The joke is so creative, and the thing about basically putting on a facade of actual religious instruction seems unnervingly likely.…

    • @mujiescomedy279
      @mujiescomedy279 Год назад

      Probably to put on a facade of teaching than teaching kids about the minimum of 2 genocides in the bible

  • @buzzcomber
    @buzzcomber 3 года назад +16

    Laughed so much at the names Hatchet and Windchime.

    • @Berserker793
      @Berserker793 3 года назад +2

      I can't understand why these parents are giving kids weird names.

  • @MrsJennMarieC
    @MrsJennMarieC 3 года назад +18

    My mom was a children's director for 20 years, but I'm afraid to show her this. Her head will explode. LOL!

  • @IDK-ih2oh
    @IDK-ih2oh 3 года назад +24

    Can't wait for episode 2

  • @andrejka_talking_out_loud
    @andrejka_talking_out_loud 2 года назад +1

    This is excellent. More skits about lukewarm Christians...all for the Glory of God.

  • @jma1014
    @jma1014 3 года назад +14

    I can’t wait to see the worship leader one. This is gold !

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH 3 года назад +1

      HERE is The REAL Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

  • @ThinnkTwicce
    @ThinnkTwicce 3 года назад +2

    Playing “Lot’s wife” instead of “freeze tag” STOOOP I’m DEAD 😂💀

  • @christinemitchell6406
    @christinemitchell6406 3 года назад +15

    What a brilliant disguise! Once that blond wig was on his head... I'm like, where did John go?

  • @lifewithrena8186
    @lifewithrena8186 3 года назад +34

    The baby must’ve been a paid actor lol they were super cute

  • @katiebwheeler
    @katiebwheeler 3 года назад +2

    Wow, this makes me so grateful for my church and our children’s ministries....

    • @johncrist2991
      @johncrist2991 3 года назад

      Nice meeting you Fan--Thanks for supporting my Dream and Carrier--May God Almighty continue to bless you always. I hope you never stop watching me

    • @mishcka525
      @mishcka525 3 года назад

      Me too! My kiddos are never just a number (which is used for emergencies to flash on the screen btw, for those that may not know), we take the time to connect with each child. Our kids ministry isn't perfect, but we love or littles.

  • @John-cr7gb
    @John-cr7gb 3 года назад +22

    I've done 26 tours of duty in youth ministry. The ptsd is real....... ;)

    • @AllieSierdsma
      @AllieSierdsma 3 года назад

      How long is that

    • @John-cr7gb
      @John-cr7gb 3 года назад +1

      @@AllieSierdsma 26 years :)

    • @AllieSierdsma
      @AllieSierdsma 3 года назад +1

      @@John-cr7gb that’s so impressive 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @karaa7595
      @karaa7595 3 года назад +3

      One of the most important jobs on earth! I was an unchurched kid saved at 16 thanks to a local youth ministry. 43 now and still with the Lord. 🙂

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH 3 года назад +1

      HERE is The Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

  • @hereticsaint100
    @hereticsaint100 3 года назад +31

    Having worked in children's ministry, I can confirm this.

  • @kellypineda4434
    @kellypineda4434 3 года назад +152

    "The pastor usually goes over on his sermons, He doesn't understand that the longer He goes on, the more out of control the kids get"
    True words !!! That's why whenever I serve I take at list 2 different activities extra with me, usually papers to color and if the kids don't want to do that anymore I get out of control with them too haha

    • @calliemyersbuchanan6458
      @calliemyersbuchanan6458 3 года назад +11

      If the planned lesson is over, just put on music or cat videos and break out some legos. Just good innocent free time fun. sometimes being expected to sit quietly and focus on a single activity (like coloring) right after sitting quietly and focusing on a single activity (like bible lessons) is alot to ask of a little one. They looove any opportunity to get the wiggles out 😊 I love that you get crazy WITH them! That's awesome!

    • @valandrobgood7184
      @valandrobgood7184 3 года назад +15

      When my husband was a children's pastor years ago, the senior pastor decided to end early on Easter and said "Go enjoy easter with your family early" But My husband was still giving his lesson and had to announce "Sorry parents, Jesus is still IN THE GRAVE, gotta wait a few minutes or your kids will spend Easter in tears, come back when Jesus has risen... about 10 minutes" Then gave the senior pastor heck and said he at least needs a text message warning next time.

    • @carolinerich7213
      @carolinerich7213 3 года назад +3

      100%.

    • @kellypineda4434
      @kellypineda4434 3 года назад +8

      Thank you for the advice, I don't really like to put videos to burn time, just because I feel for most of the kids Sunday school is the time to get disconnected from technology and internet too, it's not only teenagers or young adults the ones with that problem, also kids, even though is stressful as a teacher sometimes because we ran out of activities, I just think about how much they need a time to stop too, and only God provides what they don't have at home, that's why I like to get out of control with them too, I mean start talking, playing running playing tag inside of the class, etc. But it's true after a class they don't like to color !

    • @karenmackstewart
      @karenmackstewart 3 года назад +6

      My "classroom" was in the open air, under the church hall. (In all weather.) When we ran into OT, I had the children sing the old-fashioned children's Bible songs as loudly as possible. If the OT was excessive, then they could play chases and scream as much as they liked. At least this warmed them up, and got them ready for the Sunday nap that their parents were also going to need.

  • @mg8849
    @mg8849 3 года назад +92

    John, who is the lady? She’s comedy gold with you. PS nailed it!!! This is so much like undercover boss. Just funnier!!

    • @StudioRMD
      @StudioRMD 3 года назад +9

      Her name is Beth Pillgreen. I’m pretty sure this video is a re-post from a few years ago. She’s not been in his videos for a LONG time. Too bad too. She’s GREAT!

    • @mg8849
      @mg8849 3 года назад +10

      @@StudioRMD I would just like it if he gave the other actors credit in these videos. It just seems like it would be the right thing to do.

    • @wowdbb761
      @wowdbb761 2 года назад

      @@StudioRMD beth has her own youtube channel if you dont know by now. i think she is funnier than john and prettier too. the channel name is her name.

  • @supernat1978
    @supernat1978 3 года назад +150

    "These kids are actual demons" lol - spot on!

    • @crazyleaf257
      @crazyleaf257 3 года назад +2

      😭😭😭😭 not the way it should be

  • @AmyRach1979
    @AmyRach1979 3 года назад +2

    I never understand how these skits get a thumbs down.....this man is hilarious

  • @barbaraallen8439
    @barbaraallen8439 2 года назад +2

    Church comedy gotta love it 😂
    The world needs this 🤣

  • @kihembokiiza9429
    @kihembokiiza9429 3 года назад +3

    This man knows his audience 🤣🤣🤣🤣 we need more videos like this

  • @dylandavison
    @dylandavison 3 года назад +3

    Oh my. Can’t wait for worship undercover!!!

  • @patriciadurham643
    @patriciadurham643 3 года назад +2

    Love Undercover Boss!!! I mean Undercover Pastor!! Genius!!

  • @googleuser2426
    @googleuser2426 2 года назад +2

    Trey I would love to see this series extended.....

  • @chrystaltuckness5298
    @chrystaltuckness5298 3 года назад +1

    Feeling exhorted. And so very thankful for the pastoral staff of our small church!!

  • @drakemurphy25
    @drakemurphy25 3 года назад +95

    “Hannah Montana: Secret Life”

  • @JPM32007
    @JPM32007 3 года назад +13

    "So instead of freeze tag we play Lots' wife" 😂

  • @flythrive6633
    @flythrive6633 3 года назад +1

    Not the budget cuts … 😂 and yess on attendance!!!

  • @girloffaith16
    @girloffaith16 2 года назад +2

    As a former Children’s pastor, I feel this video in my soul

  • @leaann4733
    @leaann4733 3 года назад +8

    Love that. Can’t wait for more!

  • @LoveThemWell
    @LoveThemWell 2 года назад +1

    “No one cares what happens as long as no one dies.” Haha!! This was really funny!

  • @victoriaweston4760
    @victoriaweston4760 2 года назад +2

    😂 as a pastors kid first and then a children’s pastor now, I must say that this is so accurate

  • @EnglishProfStyle
    @EnglishProfStyle 3 года назад +40

    Knowing John is the son of a pastor had me laughing hysterically the whole part about how bad the pastor's kids are.

  • @aprilwainwright4782
    @aprilwainwright4782 3 года назад +1

    I would watch this...this HAS to become a legit show!

  • @kg7518
    @kg7518 3 года назад +5

    I would genuinely watch this....

  • @littledancingfawn
    @littledancingfawn 3 года назад +5

    Dang, I wanted to see all these.
    The creativity of Johns videos are outstanding!

    • @johncrist2991
      @johncrist2991 3 года назад

      Nice meeting you Fan--Thanks for supporting my Dream and Carrier--May God Almighty continue to bless you always. I hope you never stop watching me

  • @Bette_Fontenot
    @Bette_Fontenot 2 года назад +2

    The part about the worst kids being the pastor's kids... I dated a PK in high school, and it's so true. Part of the appeal was his reputation that preceeded him 😂🤣

  • @ZOMBDewdad
    @ZOMBDewdad 3 года назад +3

    I was so mad when this ended, I was invested!

  • @bethanybergeson4192
    @bethanybergeson4192 2 года назад +1

    Instead of freeze tag, we play Lot's wife. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TxJanna
    @TxJanna 3 года назад +6

    Oh I hope you have more episodes coming.

    • @johncrist2991
      @johncrist2991 3 года назад

      Nice meeting you Fan--Thanks for supporting my Dream and Carrier--May God Almighty continue to bless you always. I hope you never stop watching me

  • @AnnikaJoy
    @AnnikaJoy 3 года назад +80

    Lol I’m a PK... hehe that throwing rocks as reenacting the stoning of Stephen idea was pretty smart ngl. I mean don’t hurt anyone ofc tho... maybe try flipping tables or something to reenact Jesus driving the merchants out of the temple 😉

    • @AhsokaJackson
      @AhsokaJackson 3 года назад +3

      LMBO. X-D

    • @TxJanna
      @TxJanna 3 года назад +8

      I've actually seen throwing paper balls to represent this. but really 80's dodgeball was about that bad!

    • @AnnikaJoy
      @AnnikaJoy 3 года назад +2

      @@TxJanna 🤣

    • @mycupoverflows7811
      @mycupoverflows7811 3 года назад +7

      Lol my bff growing up was the pk. She and her brothers would baptize each other in the pool all summer.😂

    • @AnnikaJoy
      @AnnikaJoy 3 года назад +4

      @@mycupoverflows7811 yes my siblings and I have done that 😂❤️

  • @truckinedchannel9982
    @truckinedchannel9982 3 года назад +1

    Looking forward to more of these episodes. Very funny...... And true

  • @thehotcorner3337
    @thehotcorner3337 3 года назад +4

    The worship leaders scarf at the end was huuuuuge! Haha

  • @MapleBoarder78
    @MapleBoarder78 3 года назад +3

    This is the epitome of Ecclesiastes 7:21
    “Don’t eavesdrop on others-you may hear your servant curse you.” 😂

  • @loganlopez832
    @loganlopez832 3 года назад +23

    when i saw the title I thought he was going to be one of the kids

  • @patrickking9600
    @patrickking9600 3 года назад +67

    We have a nickname for pastors kids...we’ll just call them Preachers Kids here for wholesomeness sake 🙏

    • @briggyb
      @briggyb 3 года назад +13

      PK's is how we refer to them.

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH 3 года назад

      HERE is The REAL Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

  • @08fighter08
    @08fighter08 3 года назад +1

    When you have been assigned the new children’s church director: 🥺 Is this my fate?
    Lol

  • @CapKeen5
    @CapKeen5 3 года назад

    This is funny. As the Youth and Children's Pastor at a smaller church, it's funny to think about the difficulties of a larger church's ministry to kids!

  • @sarahwilliamsen238
    @sarahwilliamsen238 2 года назад +1

    I taught youth group for seven years and the common problem I had and other youth workers I taught to had was when the pastor finished their sermon early although their were occasional days when the pastor went over and it always happened to be when the kids were hyper.

  • @rachaeljenneman8862
    @rachaeljenneman8862 3 года назад +10

    As a former kids pastor, this hit my soul. 😂

    • @johncrist2991
      @johncrist2991 3 года назад +1

      Nice meeting you Fan--Thanks for supporting my Dream and Carrier--May God Almighty continue to bless you always. I hope you never stop watching me

  • @conradgillard
    @conradgillard 3 года назад +9

    My favourite part is how he completely fooled his employees simply by wearing a wig that in no way matches his beard! 😂😂

  • @rachelm4051
    @rachelm4051 3 года назад +3

    This MUST become a series.

    • @johncrist2991
      @johncrist2991 3 года назад

      Nice meeting you Fan--Thanks for supporting my Dream and Carrier--May God Almighty continue to bless you always. I hope you never stop watching me

  • @goldensurfer4791
    @goldensurfer4791 3 года назад +3

    Wow, I need more

  • @whoaitsreesy
    @whoaitsreesy 3 года назад +2

    I’m ready for the next part!

    • @johncrist2991
      @johncrist2991 3 года назад

      Nice meeting you Fan--Thanks for supporting my Dream and Carrier--May God Almighty continue to bless you always. I hope you never stop watching me

  • @juliussalcido7065
    @juliussalcido7065 3 года назад

    Instead of freeze tag we play lots wife 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love you bro perfect humor

  • @wendybunce
    @wendybunce 3 года назад +1

    I am invested! Let’s gooo!!

  • @amydensonmusic
    @amydensonmusic 3 года назад

    I WAITING for the next installment!!!! Let’s GO!!!
    John- can you make a sit com?!?

    • @johncrist2991
      @johncrist2991 3 года назад

      Nice meeting you Fan--Thanks for supporting my Dream and Carrier--May God Almighty continue to bless you always. I hope you never stop watching me

  • @malcolmadams2105
    @malcolmadams2105 2 года назад +1

    Haha My family and I painted the mural in the kids section in a prominent Colorado lady pastors church ⛪️ and it looks very similar. Better but similar. Lol

  • @RomanMestas
    @RomanMestas 3 года назад +2

    I could literally watch HOURS of this.. 😂

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH 3 года назад

      HERE is The Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

  • @virginiagirl6628
    @virginiagirl6628 3 года назад +2

    So funny! The pastor’s son was “stoning Stephen” as his excuse 😂😂😂

    • @johncrist2991
      @johncrist2991 3 года назад

      Nice meeting you Fan--Thanks for supporting my Dream and Carrier--May God Almighty continue to bless you always. I hope you never stop watching me

  • @n.trstenjak2499
    @n.trstenjak2499 3 года назад +2

    This is hilarious, please keep'em coming!

  • @tinaf600
    @tinaf600 3 года назад

    Haha 😂 keep them coming!!! The truth shall make all of us free 🙌

  • @AngeliaGurnerpersonal
    @AngeliaGurnerpersonal 3 года назад

    Oh my goodness. I am SO looking forward to more of these!!!

  • @pastorjimmyrlee
    @pastorjimmyrlee 3 года назад +1

    Can't wait for the pastor/boss reveal at the end! LOL

  • @hewehawi
    @hewehawi 3 года назад

    This was beautiful, beautiful genius.

    • @johncrist2991
      @johncrist2991 3 года назад +1

      Nice meeting you Fan--Thanks for supporting my Dream and Carrier--May God Almighty continue to bless you always. I hope you never stop watching me

  • @rayjay1543
    @rayjay1543 3 года назад

    I am loving this! Brilliant !!!

  • @satchels6451
    @satchels6451 3 года назад +28

    Lovin the new series. But what happened to church hunters?? I’m still waiting for the outcome on that one

    • @johncrist2991
      @johncrist2991 3 года назад +1

      Nice meeting you Fan--Thanks for supporting my Dream and Carrier--May God Almighty continue to bless you always. I hope you never stop watching me

  • @WorshipPod
    @WorshipPod 3 года назад +1

    Now looking forward to the next episode

  • @armandoriveraiii2619
    @armandoriveraiii2619 3 года назад

    Please do the second and third parts to this!!! This was hilarious! Can't wait for the next one. God Bless!

  • @Marjorie_Fisher
    @Marjorie_Fisher 3 года назад +1

    Children’s minister here. Can resonate with some of this, though my pastors actually do know what goes on with the kiddos.

    • @johncrist2991
      @johncrist2991 3 года назад

      Nice meeting you Fan--Thanks for supporting my Dream and Carrier--May God Almighty continue to bless you always. I hope you never stop watching me

  • @shawnkirkland2713
    @shawnkirkland2713 3 года назад +2

    Yooooooo I can’t wait for the Youth Ministry one! (Mainly because I’m a Youth Pastor)

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH 3 года назад

      HERE is The REAL Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

  • @mitchellhorner1510
    @mitchellhorner1510 3 года назад

    This is the best video yet... so so good.

  • @ProverbsOne-Seven
    @ProverbsOne-Seven 3 года назад

    Can't wait for episode two...this had me rolling!

  • @baconandeggs5517
    @baconandeggs5517 3 года назад

    I'm excited for Part 2!

  • @christianconte1892
    @christianconte1892 3 года назад

    I cannot wait to see more of these.

  • @Nate_Lloyd
    @Nate_Lloyd 3 года назад

    WE WANT MORE OF THESE!!!

  • @kellywilson6205
    @kellywilson6205 3 года назад +1

    On point! LOVE this series!

  • @binjoman6454
    @binjoman6454 3 года назад +2

    I cannot wait for ep2

  • @kated4359
    @kated4359 3 года назад

    Such a painfully accurate video!! Keep your children in church with you!!🙏🏼🤍