The Return of Weird DM's

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

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  • @thenoelmiller
    @thenoelmiller  3 года назад +1949

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    • @brianalvarado9134
      @brianalvarado9134 3 года назад +4

      Hello

    • @gwenevieres
      @gwenevieres 3 года назад +6

      ok.

    • @ismeta7723
      @ismeta7723 3 года назад +6

      Bouta cop

    • @LYAR0
      @LYAR0 3 года назад +2

      I'm getting that loserville merch ASAP

    • @jackjack6651
      @jackjack6651 3 года назад +3

      how the fuck was this comment posted 37 minutes ago before the video was published

  • @moonriverinc7896
    @moonriverinc7896 3 года назад +6542

    Imagine found footage of you after you disappear being you sitting in the back of a van singing Country Roads Take Me Home

    • @hopehas1317
      @hopehas1317 3 года назад +142

      I shouldn’t be laughing this hard at this but I am. 😂

    • @captainalex2362
      @captainalex2362 3 года назад +130

      Natural selection

    • @Charmedsas1
      @Charmedsas1 3 года назад +12

      Damn! The sequel to "searching" I didn't know I needed😂🙊

    • @witchassbitch3
      @witchassbitch3 3 года назад +18

      That’s the way I wanna leave this world tbh

    • @normalgirlsza
      @normalgirlsza 3 года назад +1

      Someone would make a movie out of it

  • @noahmalamut1246
    @noahmalamut1246 3 года назад +20860

    damn bruh look how perfectly his headphones cup his shaved dome

  • @three7446
    @three7446 3 года назад +3114

    The girl who got disabled because her “friend” was jealous of her.... I’d be bitter for life. That’s so evil.

    • @jacklyntree7752
      @jacklyntree7752 3 года назад +296

      Fuck being just bitter, I'd seek her out for revenge

    • @akman909
      @akman909 3 года назад +122

      She should have blamed it on her boyfriend for being an ass, not her friend.

    • @olivuu3096
      @olivuu3096 3 года назад +95

      I was dying at the story bc noel replayed it making this girl watch the cringey opening 4 times lmaoo

    • @vn9574
      @vn9574 3 года назад +46

      @@akman909 both are at fault. her friend and her boyfriend.

    • @cassidyb.3531
      @cassidyb.3531 3 года назад +90

      Ehlers Danlos isn't something to mess with either, regardless of if you have the physical/hypermobility or the more internal one. I wouldn't wish my condition on anyone dear God.

  • @stinkusdinkus9255
    @stinkusdinkus9255 3 года назад +6203

    How many times you gotta get cheated on to give someone a Mono roofie that turns them into stretch Armstrong......

    • @tydurand
      @tydurand 3 года назад +10

      It honestly sucks that Noel broke up with his girlfriend...
      ruclips.net/video/cMHNPlLFiGc/видео.html

    • @emberbabyname
      @emberbabyname 3 года назад +37

      I saw this comment before that story and wow

    • @otomeleifu
      @otomeleifu 3 года назад +5

      OH NO

    • @pewpewpandas9203
      @pewpewpandas9203 3 года назад +31

      how tf you finna write such a got damned funny comment

    • @somedude172
      @somedude172 3 года назад +10

      @Noah Baker yes lmao, i can pop mine in and out of place at will. its great when someone has their arm on your shoulder and you dont want them to lmfao

  • @Madeeha_shinkoko
    @Madeeha_shinkoko 3 года назад +7582

    So she got permanently disabled for life because some girl was jealous her boyfriend flirted with her.
    I'll need a couple hours to register that omg

    • @victheimpa15
      @victheimpa15 3 года назад +891

      Imagine being that insane that you literally give a girl a disease and disable her because of something your BOYFRIEND did. Crazy

    • @xLiLlyx98
      @xLiLlyx98 3 года назад +273

      It doesn't register with me how she didn't think to like, give it to him if it HAD to be someone. Like, still shitty and you shouldn't do that but like, at least it's his behaviour that you're mad about. I didn't know either that mono could do this but all the more reason to be careful with your germs at all times...

    • @absurdfreedoms
      @absurdfreedoms 3 года назад +286

      @@victheimpa15 the girl didn’t give her the condition, it was preexisting but she was asymptomatic until she got mono (which made symptoms present). eds is not something you can “catch” from someone else. but the story is still scary.

    • @victheimpa15
      @victheimpa15 3 года назад +13

      @@absurdfreedoms oh aight thanks for clearing that up

    • @absurdfreedoms
      @absurdfreedoms 3 года назад +17

      @@victheimpa15 yeah i didn’t want you to be scared you could get it from someone haha

  • @mikaeldaskiewicz1516
    @mikaeldaskiewicz1516 3 года назад +2448

    ‘I’m not a lawyer, but it sounds like you could get at least fifty bucks for that’

  • @eylaleila
    @eylaleila 3 года назад +10572

    that permanent disability story literally left me slack-jawed... bruh

    • @chrisosofficial6980
      @chrisosofficial6980 3 года назад +293

      She’s on Tik Tok if you wanna hear more! It’s @itsbellawhit

    • @eylaleila
      @eylaleila 3 года назад +43

      @@chrisosofficial6980 awesome! thanks!!

    • @chrisosofficial6980
      @chrisosofficial6980 3 года назад +205

      @@21slong1 from a medical standpoint I think you need to do research before speaking. Have you heard of EDS before this video and do you possess intimate knowledge as to how it is caused? Don’t diminish someone’s disability story just because you lack the understanding.

    • @chrisosofficial6980
      @chrisosofficial6980 3 года назад +248

      @@21slong1 I literally live with her in real life. That’s not what likely happened. What happened is exactly how she described it. Just seems weird out of all the stories you critique the only one about a person talking about their disability and how they became disabled. Mono proteins can activate latent genetic conditions, even ones that are dormant hereditary conditions.

    • @bellawhit6757
      @bellawhit6757 3 года назад +434

      Shelby Long hi! it’s me in the video! i understand what you mean. but i was symptomatic with 0 symptoms of ehlers danlos preciously to the mono! the geneticist who diagnosed me two years after the mono said herself viruses such as mono can and did “trigger” or activate many of my symptoms. i would’ve been unsymptomatic for years more if not for the mono.

  • @Kim-dl2uk
    @Kim-dl2uk 3 года назад +10907

    The sperm donor story was actually in the news. Insane.

    • @reaganhune9093
      @reaganhune9093 3 года назад +217

      I thought I heard this story in Dr. Phil or something!

    • @Kim-dl2uk
      @Kim-dl2uk 3 года назад +180

      @sven kip really? Well I'm never going to get a sperm donation then

    • @jimmypadilla3441
      @jimmypadilla3441 3 года назад +224

      Crazy how common it is, like you'd think there'd be more controls by now

    • @nera1536
      @nera1536 3 года назад +173

      it happens so often even criminal minds made an episode with a similar story line

    • @jimmypadilla3441
      @jimmypadilla3441 3 года назад +81

      @@nera1536 law and order had one too

  • @bludfire01
    @bludfire01 3 года назад +1520

    Shows us a really sad story about girl who is now permanently disabled because of another girl's actions
    "So she turned you into Stretch from Fantastic 4?"

    • @geckoyacht
      @geckoyacht 3 года назад +79

      idk I have the same condition (which was very poorly described in her story, it does not "activate") and I laughed out loud at Noel's comment.

    • @samiharahman1700
      @samiharahman1700 3 года назад +6

      @@geckoyacht how does it happen though...?

    • @geckoyacht
      @geckoyacht 3 года назад +39

      @@samiharahman1700 it’s a genetic mutation. It’s something you’re born with

    • @samiharahman1700
      @samiharahman1700 3 года назад +15

      @@geckoyacht i am so sorry, i hope you’re doing well 💕

    • @geckoyacht
      @geckoyacht 3 года назад +35

      @@samiharahman1700 thank you! Physical therapy has done a lot for me and I’m doing much better now since before my diagnosis

  • @cambria_smith
    @cambria_smith 3 года назад +5186

    He's trying really hard not to make this a roast me

    • @lostdilettante
      @lostdilettante 3 года назад +259

      For real I feel like he’s on permanent roast mode lmao

    • @rpandya97
      @rpandya97 3 года назад +194

      He woke up and chose violence lmao.

    • @peterumathum4903
      @peterumathum4903 3 года назад +71

      Fr he starts like half of them by roasting them lol

    • @tydurand
      @tydurand 3 года назад +1

      It honestly sucks that Noel broke up with his girlfriend...
      ruclips.net/video/cMHNPlLFiGc/видео.html

    • @thatdude123
      @thatdude123 3 года назад

      @@rpandya97 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Thunderin54
    @Thunderin54 3 года назад +2468

    "He's cucking these people, medically" is my new favorite line

    • @Gideon13397
      @Gideon13397 3 года назад +5

      That was insaaane man 😂😂😂.

    • @ellec7188
      @ellec7188 3 года назад +5

      I saw the news story about that and I was like oh noooo

  • @sqacecloud
    @sqacecloud 3 года назад +3609

    Alternative title: Noel bullying his followers 15 minutes straight

  • @aarondruckmiller8174
    @aarondruckmiller8174 3 года назад +5002

    You’ve heard of Black Air Force activity now get ready for Septum Piercing Behavior

    • @rordongamsey3057
      @rordongamsey3057 3 года назад +3

      Where tf ur replies at?

    • @chrisdeleon3351
      @chrisdeleon3351 3 года назад +61

      @@rordongamsey3057 nothing else to say it’s a perfect comment

    • @danielrooney7123
      @danielrooney7123 3 года назад +1

      why two comments for 1.2k likes??

    • @solanarivera
      @solanarivera 3 года назад +37

      Stop the septum slander 😩💔

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 3 года назад +17

      As someone with 16 piercings including a septum one, I'm defiently a super cheap ass. But i would never hitchhick. Rather would walk ngl

  • @caileighk2806
    @caileighk2806 3 года назад +6036

    anyone just come to this right away?! weird dms has to be my favorite series from noel

    • @Gabriel-Moraless
      @Gabriel-Moraless 3 года назад +120

      I’m really missing Love Island tho too

    • @jomami3704
      @jomami3704 3 года назад

      me

    • @caileighk2806
      @caileighk2806 3 года назад +8

      @@Gabriel-Moraless honestly same. weird dms just makes me laugh, when it prob shouldn’t

    • @michaelhickman3854
      @michaelhickman3854 3 года назад

      Yep

    • @drummer12films
      @drummer12films 3 года назад +18

      yeah i definitely came to this right away. For sure

  • @Dalt1n999
    @Dalt1n999 3 года назад +871

    Each story just managed to be more fucked up than the previous one
    Like seriously:
    1 - hitchhiking (goes well)
    2 - kissing vomit
    3 - unethical medical practices
    4 - purposeful contamination (goes worse)
    5 - sex trafficking
    6 - literal shit

    • @eggmon420
      @eggmon420 9 месяцев назад

      I’m pretty sure I saw the 5th story on Reddit like 5 years ago. I honestly hope she was making it up bc that’s a horrible situation to be in.

  • @anaskuletic3530
    @anaskuletic3530 3 года назад +5651

    "Puke lips" is the title
    Noel: "I had no idea that was coming."

    • @tydurand
      @tydurand 3 года назад +6

      It honestly sucks that Noel broke up with his girlfriend...
      ruclips.net/video/cMHNPlLFiGc/видео.html

    • @armanpamma9454
      @armanpamma9454 3 года назад +45

      How do you break up with a wife isn’t that called divorce

    • @lemin3625
      @lemin3625 3 года назад

      Doesn’t he have an editor? Maybe he didn’t make the thumbnail

  • @Nat-uy8lx
    @Nat-uy8lx 3 года назад +6668

    Noel lying to his audience is why girls with daddy issues love him

  • @domonator5000
    @domonator5000 3 года назад +1239

    That doctor one is some SERIOUS MONEY to be gained from a class action lawsuit

    • @Gideon13397
      @Gideon13397 3 года назад +3

      For real.

    • @MariamShaaban9
      @MariamShaaban9 3 года назад +33

      it's weird because there's a Netflix original called sisters about literally the same story i thought she was lying lol

    • @sbstnpofadder
      @sbstnpofadder 3 года назад +2

      @@MariamShaaban9 I found it strange too , because i remember when that case broke.

    • @abbim2531
      @abbim2531 3 года назад +31

      @@MariamShaaban9 Nah because that actually happens a disturbing amount

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 3 года назад +17

      @@MariamShaaban9 it's happened multiple times crazily enough

  • @stan4234
    @stan4234 3 года назад +13848

    That's Cringe is coming back, I feel it in my bones

    • @taylor101vanderploeg
      @taylor101vanderploeg 3 года назад +539

      they just talked about it on Cody's new podcast, and they seem pretty set on not doing anymore that's cringe

    • @dev3795
      @dev3795 3 года назад +6

      @@taylor101vanderploeg which podcast?

    • @pingu6550
      @pingu6550 3 года назад +28

      @@dev3795 tmg podcast

    • @dev3795
      @dev3795 3 года назад +5

      @@pingu6550 do you know the specific episode?

    • @yaaassbitch8704
      @yaaassbitch8704 3 года назад +31

      @@taylor101vanderploeg why not??

  • @Simfluencer08
    @Simfluencer08 3 года назад +2138

    I got a guy who dms me every once in a while asking me if i will watch him eat glue. And I do I watch the man eat glue.

  • @liamjones-tran6179
    @liamjones-tran6179 3 года назад +2226

    bruh that Adam’s Family joke was so bad he didn’t even laugh at it

    • @maxo3091
      @maxo3091 3 года назад +81

      ik why did he try so hard to go after her looks-

    • @LurkingOnlineSomeWhere
      @LurkingOnlineSomeWhere 3 года назад +294

      @@maxo3091 he could’ve went way harder lol, he’s just trying to add some light light roasting

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 3 года назад +51

      @@maxo3091 dress isn't her looks wtf

    • @peterumathum4903
      @peterumathum4903 3 года назад +61

      @@maxo3091 "so hard"=1 light joke

    • @drewbunton1156
      @drewbunton1156 3 года назад +8

      I laughed

  • @bradyb2081
    @bradyb2081 3 года назад +1348

    Nadine got roasted without saying a word

    • @Barbara_Please
      @Barbara_Please 3 года назад +41

      her voice annoyed me 😐

    • @JaneDoe87110
      @JaneDoe87110 3 года назад +1

      @@Barbara_Please lol me too

    • @tydurand
      @tydurand 3 года назад

      It honestly sucks that Noel broke up with his girlfriend...
      ruclips.net/video/cMHNPlLFiGc/видео.html

    • @gavrochethenardier957
      @gavrochethenardier957 3 года назад +6

      @@Barbara_Please you look annoying

    • @dersiteduke_8708
      @dersiteduke_8708 3 года назад +3

      @@gavrochethenardier957 the fact you don’t know Karen from Finance smh

  • @03gade85
    @03gade85 3 года назад +2196

    The disabled girl better have sued that other girl. Probably could get so much money.

    • @kiarranarisse
      @kiarranarisse 3 года назад +173

      Yeah, EDS can be extremely painful and leave you in a wheelchair, and in some cases, actually kill you. So suing could definitely be an option

    • @maxm4006
      @maxm4006 3 года назад +6

      I’ve heard that same story before it’s fake

    • @lindsayschmidt2177
      @lindsayschmidt2177 3 года назад +53

      Are you sure it wasn’t the same girl because she has a TikTok where I’m sure she’s talked about it

    • @miaadvensky4074
      @miaadvensky4074 3 года назад +2

      @@lindsayschmidt2177 im almost positive that was a whole different girl that talked about it, but I saw it in march so she might look different now idk

    • @bellawhit6757
      @bellawhit6757 3 года назад +82

      Max M hi! i posted a video about this same story a year ago on tiktok and it went viral :). a lot of people used the audio from the story!

  • @zapzap29
    @zapzap29 3 года назад +628

    Not so fun fact: What the doctor did is called fertility fraud. It’s actually still legal in most of the US. It’s disturbingly common, there was actually a doctor named Donald Cline who inseminated over 50 women with his own sperm. It’s not considered rape due to an antiquated legal definition of the word.

    • @lennysmileyface
      @lennysmileyface 3 года назад +87

      Why is it not illegal everywhere what the fuck?

    • @noone-gf5op
      @noone-gf5op 2 года назад +23

      wait WHATTTTTTTTTTTT?!?! man America is freaky... how is this not rape?????

    • @gabrielledalton8595
      @gabrielledalton8595 2 года назад +12

      there’s a special about it coming on netflix next week

    • @peach9789
      @peach9789 2 года назад +16

      absolutely sickening. i can't imagine loving your baby, but also feeling so violated.

    • @alyssa01825
      @alyssa01825 2 года назад +12

      it should be a federal crime.

  • @PanicattheDiscourse
    @PanicattheDiscourse 3 года назад +234

    That white van footage looks like it could be straight out of a true crime channel.

  • @beccabecca3194
    @beccabecca3194 3 года назад +1003

    That sperm donor doctor story just kept getting crazier- THAT'S the kind of insane stories I want to hear

    • @tydurand
      @tydurand 3 года назад +1

      It honestly sucks that Noel broke up with his girlfriend...
      ruclips.net/video/cMHNPlLFiGc/видео.html

    • @gavrochethenardier957
      @gavrochethenardier957 3 года назад +4

      @@tydurand omg stop

    • @ewesty222
      @ewesty222 3 года назад +2

      Baby God is literally an HBO documentary about that exact situation, it came out December 2nd lol

  • @mh7915
    @mh7915 3 года назад +205

    I have EDS and it can cause more issues then just flexible joints. Connective tissue is all throughout your body. It can cause heart issues, digestion problems, and so much more. Many people need feeding tubes, walking devices, and tons of medical treatment.

    • @LLWW
      @LLWW 3 года назад

      That's depending on the type. Most cases of EDS aren't severe.

    • @livormortis1219
      @livormortis1219 3 года назад +9

      @@LLWW your comments on this video are painfully uneducated, lmao. yeah, depending on the type - of which there are thirteen. THIRTEEN. the most common form of EDS, hypermobile, does tend to be the “less bad” one, but only in the terms that it isn’t known for very many life threatening or shortening complications. that does not mean it does not cause severe pain that ruins day to day life, or that it does not cause other issues, such as POTS and digestion issues. that doesn’t mean people don’t need mobility aids, or that they can go live a full life without having so much fatigue they are forced to stay in bed.
      moving on from that, other types of EDS which you likely regard as “more serious” are also severe fucking disorders. and in these comments you’ve denounced the story involving mono because you “don’t just wake up disabled”… i have news for you, buddy. that’s not true. for EDS in specific, it is WELL KNOWN that the condition can be present in your genes, but can be activated and cause symptoms later. mono is known to cause many disorders to activate, along with lyme. viruses IN GENERAL often cause other, more serious long term disorders to activate. the fact you would discredit someone’s disability so fucking easily because you aren’t intelligent enough to do research past your antiquated common sense ideology that “disabled people are born disabled” doesn’t give you a right to spit into other peoples wounds. you clearly have never lived through the horror of your health slipping away at a speed you can’t even comprehend due to an illness. if i never caught one fucking disease, i would be living a far better life than i am. ur insufferable gn

  • @jurgiskrusinskas7291
    @jurgiskrusinskas7291 3 года назад +337

    The two girls at 6:50 and 9:38 are straight up two-episode Netflix horror mini-series.

  • @Shalco
    @Shalco 3 года назад +5437

    I still can’t believe how no one has figured out what race he is yet

    • @sinadarvishi6297
      @sinadarvishi6297 3 года назад +544

      And no one ever will

    • @39suhanamakhija44
      @39suhanamakhija44 3 года назад +50

      Have u?

    • @user78554
      @user78554 3 года назад +302

      He's half white,half black and philippino

    • @miss_53
      @miss_53 3 года назад +363

      i think he might be half filipino half mexican

    • @lexiishaye
      @lexiishaye 3 года назад +152

      he’s said he’s asian/indian a couple times

  • @MikeDindu
    @MikeDindu 3 года назад +66

    Purposefully getting someone sick is twisted no matter what you give them, but that girl's story is the perfect example of why it's so twisted.

  • @caasmera
    @caasmera 3 года назад +302

    Why did I laugh embarrassingly loud at “big zoom energy” ?????

  • @nbdy3833
    @nbdy3833 3 года назад +551

    My dad actually has Ehlers-Danlos syndrom, and he has been retired since he was about 37 since it would be dangerous for him to do any physical work.

    • @DreadfulDrummer
      @DreadfulDrummer 3 года назад +53

      I've a friend who has it. It's crazy how she'll casually state that her hip had dislocated earlier so she's a bit annoyed. She's 25 and gets treatment with big needless to scarify the joint tissue and whatever else in there needs to be less elasticated. I've never seen anyone more drained than she when she returns home from getting her treatments; has to travel by plane also but, luckily, New Zealand is fairly safe.
      What age is your dad?

    • @nbdy3833
      @nbdy3833 3 года назад +21

      @@DreadfulDrummer he turns 52 December 10th, it is quite an awful thing to have, both him and his sister has it. Luckily neither me, my sister or any of my three cousins have shown any signs of it yet.

    • @DreadfulDrummer
      @DreadfulDrummer 3 года назад +26

      @@nbdy3833 52? Your dad's a badass. Good luck to him and his sis. Happy birthday to him and merry thankchristmannukah to you all!

    • @nbdy3833
      @nbdy3833 3 года назад +11

      @@DreadfulDrummer thanks, and wish your friend good luck, I won’t ever fully know how hard it is to have but I do somewhat understand what she is going through. Anyone who has it is honestly a trooper.

    • @weezypeezy1725
      @weezypeezy1725 3 года назад +10

      Hey, my dog had it and he just recently past away. It was like dealing with the possibility of death everyday because he would literally tear open if there was enough force. It was bad for my pup, who was only 2, I can only imagine the human equivalent. I hope he is well.

  • @thirtyfour8996
    @thirtyfour8996 3 года назад +178

    that third girl, I cannot breathe. That doctor and his brother artificially inseminating all those people???? I just!! I lost it, man.

    • @hugevibez
      @hugevibez 3 года назад +15

      That shit was in the news a few years ago
      Edit: looked it up, and 2 weeks ago a documentary came out about this, called Baby God, what are the odds🤔

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 3 года назад +4

      @@hugevibez it happens a lot

  • @alicious676
    @alicious676 3 года назад +2216

    noel: brings back weird dm’s
    me (thinking of that’s cringe): one to go
    there’s one for the avengers nerds

    • @some5yearold221
      @some5yearold221 3 года назад +97

      2 to go we need love island and thats cringe then we're at peace

    • @alicious676
      @alicious676 3 года назад +4

      @@some5yearold221 ya know what you didn’t lie, well done

    • @insekko
      @insekko 3 года назад +18

      @@some5yearold221 in one of codys recent videos he mentioned that they were plannning something with love island. They also mentioned on the podcast that they werent planning on doing another thats cringe but that may just be my memory playing me

    • @alicious676
      @alicious676 3 года назад +1

      @@insekko that sounds right actually

    • @cypheryerim5938
      @cypheryerim5938 3 года назад +7

      Jan de Ruiter i think they said that they would do another that’s cringe if something came to them naturally but it wasnt on their top priorities list bc they didn’t want people to be like “they shoulda stopped this while they were ahead” typa thing so you weren’t far off actually !

  • @victoria-freire
    @victoria-freire 3 года назад +546

    i can't be the only one who submitted a story and was so relieved i wasn't included

    • @jeniferjoseph9200
      @jeniferjoseph9200 3 года назад +29

      But you can tell it to me, right?

    • @meetthebug
      @meetthebug 3 года назад +10

      next time for sure hehehe

    • @reaganhune9093
      @reaganhune9093 3 года назад +14

      My story was too boring now that I think about it so I’m grateful💀

    • @victoria-freire
      @victoria-freire 3 года назад +7

      @@reaganhune9093 hahaha same with me

    • @reaganhune9093
      @reaganhune9093 3 года назад +11

      @@victoria-freire what was yours?? Mine was literally just ‘I saw a mouse in a restaurant and the waitress got mad at me cuz I pointed it out💀’

  • @LaceyAnn
    @LaceyAnn 3 года назад +84

    You killed me with the English puke omg. My ex used to scream when he threw up,it was hilarious. I remember laughing so hard the first time I heard it and his friends tried to guilt me because apparently puking is an awful experience for him but I just couldn't stop laughing. I've never heard anyone scream while getting sick. In my defense, I laughed like that every time. So I wasn't just being mean, it was genuinely comedic 🙃

    • @PizzaShibe
      @PizzaShibe 3 года назад +11

      I have a phobia of throwing up so I sound like I'm dying because that's exactly how it feels lmao

  • @oatmilkncoffee506
    @oatmilkncoffee506 3 года назад +1167

    No one:
    Noel: *Are puke sounds universal?*

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 3 года назад +12

      They're really different tho. Like some make no sounds, while im over here sound like a dying moose

    • @alil3231
      @alil3231 3 года назад

      @@lauratroy13 I-

  • @yeehaw2982
    @yeehaw2982 3 года назад +480

    bruh the girl who gave her mono is insane,, your mans is acting up then take it up with him, dont give someone a disease

    • @astoldbynickgerr
      @astoldbynickgerr 3 года назад +11

      Right! What a crazy person!

    • @mandpanda
      @mandpanda 3 года назад +3

      She deserves to get covid

    • @tydurand
      @tydurand 3 года назад

      It honestly sucks that Noel broke up with his girlfriend...
      ruclips.net/video/cMHNPlLFiGc/видео.html

    • @caitieknott7675
      @caitieknott7675 2 года назад

      she didn't give her a disease... its a genetic disability she was born with (there's no way to like catch it or anything so you HAVE to be born with it) - she would've either been asymptomatic or just had mild symptoms of the conditions, the mono just 'brought it back to life' i guess you could say lol (shes still a completely horrid person for doing it btw)

  • @GabiRamon
    @GabiRamon 3 года назад +244

    at the beginning of the sperm donor story, I thought her grandmas just cheated on her husband with the doctor but then she took it in a completely different direction

  • @ekeneemenike4881
    @ekeneemenike4881 3 года назад +241

    The sperm story is literally a documentary. It's called Baby God.

  • @kezmondo
    @kezmondo 3 года назад +159

    Getting disabled by coffee is a new irrational fear thanks Noel

  • @cosmicdust2668
    @cosmicdust2668 3 года назад +472

    I have EDS that was activated by lyme disease AND my siblings and I came from a sperm donor, but we're full siblings because we came from the same one because you do actually get to choose the person you get pregnant from like a little catalogue, so that doctor is fucked up as hell. Anyway this video was made specifically for me, I am the target demographic.

    • @livormortis1219
      @livormortis1219 3 года назад +2

      yooo i have eds and had lyme too i didn’t know that could be a factor

    • @cosmicdust2668
      @cosmicdust2668 3 года назад +7

      @@livormortis1219 what the fuck we’re literally the same person??
      And yeah running theory is that the gene wasn’t active until I got Lyme so I had minor symptoms like hypermobility that didn’t cause any pain as a child and after I got Lyme it started doing its thing. If you changed after Lyme it could be chronic Lyme or it could be that triggered the onset of EDS

    • @LLWW
      @LLWW 3 года назад +1

      That's bullshit. You either are born with it or aren't. You can't just develop the issues that come with EDS from Lyme. Lyme could of made it more noticeable but you didn't just wake up one day with super elastic skin and dislocated your burns.

    • @cosmicdust2668
      @cosmicdust2668 3 года назад +20

      @@LLWW ok. I was born with the gene but it wasn’t incredibly active so I was hyper mobile but didn’t experience chronic pain. Lyme triggered the gene to become more active and actually trigger the progression like what happened to the girl in the video. My collagen production changed and I couldn’t do things the way I used to be able to. But to be honest, I don’t fully understand it. The world isn’t exactly overflowing with research on EDS, especially experiences like mine and the girl in the video. I’m
      But that kind of specificity isn’t necessary in the context of a comment on this video. Because you can extrapolate that the reason I posted it is because the same thing happened to me. Also, in what fucking world is it appropriate to call a stranger talking about their health problems bullshit? You’re not me, you don’t have my experience, you haven’t been to all the doctors I have, you haven’t spend nights reading articles about my issues the way I have, you haven’t stared at the ceiling past 3 am wondering if you’re actually experiencing something different than everyone else and you’re just making a big deal out of nothing the way I have. You didn’t feel the deep relief finally, FINALLY hearing about a story like yours in this video like I did. But you don’t need to know all that to be respectful
      This is so beyond disrespectful. I cannot imagine what possessed you in the moment of typing this. If you don’t understand, ask. Don’t call a stranger talking about their experiences bullshit, especially when you don’t even remotely have the whole story.
      Jesus Christ.

    • @livormortis1219
      @livormortis1219 3 года назад +8

      @@cosmicdust2668 wait until this champ figures out how many severe chronic disabilities show up due to activation from other short term illnesses

  • @beans4939
    @beans4939 3 года назад +231

    ehlers danlos sucks, i really feel for her. slippery joints, muscle problems, and pain all the time are a struggle. but thanks for the little slip in of eds awareness!

  • @cille3421
    @cille3421 3 года назад +820

    Why are all Noel Miller fans British guys and girls with septums??????

    • @joshentertainment2
      @joshentertainment2 3 года назад +2

      I watch noel im a Dutch guy

    • @arisully28
      @arisully28 3 года назад +44

      @@joshentertainment2 congratulations on your newfound british citizenship

    • @cille3421
      @cille3421 3 года назад +11

      F C hahaha hate that feeling when you drop your septum - I can’t find mine :((((((((((((((((((((((

    • @cille3421
      @cille3421 3 года назад +1

      Ariana Suliá hahahaha

    • @audreywong7494
      @audreywong7494 3 года назад +1

      i mean aleena has a septum piercing so...

  • @aussielegend6114
    @aussielegend6114 3 года назад +158

    “She was bird feeding you man”

  • @PabloAndres24
    @PabloAndres24 3 года назад +335

    Seems like this should be called weird e-mails, not weird DMs Uncle Nole

  • @strvnghystrclnkd
    @strvnghystrclnkd 3 года назад +2152

    noel babe, he's british, 2 bottles of wine is not blackout

    • @abbiemarsden5353
      @abbiemarsden5353 3 года назад +149

      ikr he said that I was so confused, since when is two bottles blackout worthy

    • @strvnghystrclnkd
      @strvnghystrclnkd 3 года назад +61

      @@abbiemarsden5353 lmao exactlyy just sounds like pre's tbh

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 3 года назад +82

      especially if thats split between 2 people

    • @96xoxo64
      @96xoxo64 3 года назад +63

      THANK U. I guess ppl in the US really have low tolerance

    • @strvnghystrclnkd
      @strvnghystrclnkd 3 года назад +3

      @@callanc3925 frfr

  • @epson_ecotank_et-2850
    @epson_ecotank_et-2850 3 года назад +69

    "do English people puke sound differently" lmaooo funniest shit ive ever heard

  • @xoviolet32
    @xoviolet32 3 года назад +112

    honestly I hope the girl who got EDS is okay... there's different types (some more severe than others) but it can be a really deadly debilitating disease like that story is insane

    • @jeremyroberts8822
      @jeremyroberts8822 3 года назад +3

      I hope she’s alright too. It’s really fucked up that that the other girl gave her a drink of her coffee when she knew she had mono. Smh I feel bad for her

    • @someoneidk308
      @someoneidk308 2 года назад +3

      Yeah I got mono once (also pretty bad- had to go to the ER to get an antibiotic shot in my ass bc I was screaming in pain) and my hearing has never been the same. Plus my tonsils and lymph nodes are constantly swelling. It's been years.
      Don't give other people mono. Stay home. It's no joke :(. I'm just glad I didn't get EDS.

  • @anejpusnik1697
    @anejpusnik1697 3 года назад +375

    Noel shaved his head so he doesnt have to pay for shampoo

    • @virginialane8847
      @virginialane8847 3 года назад +11

      wait but this is actually so smart

    • @WEFAbender6
      @WEFAbender6 3 года назад +4

      I mean shampoo is only meant for your scalp, so I guess

    • @jinxy7869
      @jinxy7869 3 года назад

      @@WEFAbender6 scalp is secondary, hair is primary my man

    • @WEFAbender6
      @WEFAbender6 3 года назад

      @@jinxy7869 in terms of meme or hair care, cuz if it's the latter then scalp should come before hair cuz your scalps alive and is the foundation.
      For meme, idk woosh?

  • @alexiswiese6908
    @alexiswiese6908 3 года назад +9

    am i the only one that sees how gentle noel is? like he’s just such a sweet soul even though he’s a regular funny guy that flames everyone.

  • @taracrane8629
    @taracrane8629 3 года назад +454

    “Dress like you’re part of the Addams family”
    *wearing a shirt and zip up*

    • @whatfish2447
      @whatfish2447 3 года назад +21

      i think he also meant the middle part braids. like the ones Wednesday has

    • @SirPunzalot
      @SirPunzalot 2 года назад

      And having a rat-face

  • @emilygilliam1432
    @emilygilliam1432 3 года назад +117

    I have EDS too, but I’m just letting you know there are different types of EDS. It’s not always just flexible joints. Some people are on feeding tubes for the rest of their lives! Connective disuse disorders affect all parts of the body, but the type of EDS you have can make you have more “problem areas.” Personally, I have more issue with my joints and stomach. Some people have problems with their lungs. It all just depends

    • @DakotaCastro7
      @DakotaCastro7 3 года назад +10

      bleghhh i have issues w my joints and stomach too it sucks!!! i hope you’re managing your symptoms okay

    • @MariaSantos-uk1go
      @MariaSantos-uk1go 3 года назад +3

      Same, and constant pain in my joints and bones

    • @Caroline-gl2ky
      @Caroline-gl2ky 3 года назад +2

      It’s the joints for me! That’s why I got to build muscle! 😖😖

  • @gracestrange8251
    @gracestrange8251 3 года назад +24

    "Didn't see that coming" my dude, the subject line of the email was PUKE LIPS

  • @zing5662
    @zing5662 3 года назад +75

    I was thinking about the white van story and that is the most Midwest thing ever

  • @jameslivingston7081
    @jameslivingston7081 3 года назад +731

    Now he just needs to bring back the love island game

    • @Iron678Maiden
      @Iron678Maiden 3 года назад +4

      I WOULD DIE

    • @blossomsound
      @blossomsound 3 года назад +11

      no

    • @GabeGhafoorian
      @GabeGhafoorian 3 года назад +38

      He talked about that on stream I don't think he's bringing it back. He said that he wants to focus on other things. But i do agree those were fire vids.

    • @charforeverbiotch
      @charforeverbiotch 3 года назад

      no he doesn't. don't ask him to do videos he doesn't want to do

  • @olivejuice1424
    @olivejuice1424 2 года назад +7

    I'm convinced that without this video 'our father' on Netflix would have never got made

  • @FishPlinko
    @FishPlinko 3 года назад +643

    Yeah EDS is no joke. That’s straight an attack on someone’s life holy shit wtf

    • @zoe-eb5cx
      @zoe-eb5cx 3 года назад +79

      literally, i have dislocations daily, intense chronic pain, 3 rare spinal co-morbidity’s that required neurosurgery but will leave me with lifelong neurological dysfunction, inability to physically support the weight of my skull and i’m 17 :p

    • @sniperseven
      @sniperseven 3 года назад +20

      @@zoe-eb5cx What type do you have? Asking because I probably have HEDS (mum and grandma have it and I show almost all symptoms) but I never have symptoms this bad (mainly creaking and aching joints and jaw dislocations).

    • @dddddaria
      @dddddaria 3 года назад +4

      @@sniperseven My brother has EDS too. He has problems mainly with dislocated shoulders from time to time. Is there any way for me to read more about it to understand it better?

    • @ellejohnson1945
      @ellejohnson1945 3 года назад

      yeah i have hEDS which is the less severe type and it’s hell

    • @g-rantwilson5458
      @g-rantwilson5458 3 года назад

      @@ellejohnson1945 I have hIVS which is like an ed but alot more dangerous

  • @catherinefeldkamp634
    @catherinefeldkamp634 3 года назад +53

    noel has given dobby a [new video]
    dobby is [happy for fifteen minutes seven seconds]

    • @Userfulpo
      @Userfulpo 3 года назад +2

      Oh no don’t do that

  • @deborahsmith1925
    @deborahsmith1925 3 года назад +52

    “Cucking these people... medically”
    😭😭😭

  • @richmond3083
    @richmond3083 3 года назад +76

    Damn this was lowkey a Roasting Fans challenge

  • @annabellecurry5286
    @annabellecurry5286 3 года назад +52

    that British puke noise he made is engraved in my brain

  • @alfierocks67
    @alfierocks67 3 года назад +73

    Noel, two bottles of wine is pre drinks in the UK

  • @Hollyka
    @Hollyka 3 года назад +27

    I haven’t felt nauseated by something I’ve heard in a while so this vid came at a perfect time thanks noel

  • @jamesizreem
    @jamesizreem 3 года назад +403

    “Why do you need 2 bottles of wine on a date?” You clearly have a lot to learn about British culture 😂

    • @milazinnia
      @milazinnia 3 года назад +13

      our drunk/sarcastic/dry/cynical cousins 🇬🇧
      i love you 🇺🇸

    • @julianorton8992
      @julianorton8992 3 года назад +14

      Was about to say the same thing... 2 bottles is a bit tame tbh

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 3 года назад

      Winking with 5 bottles of beer from germany 😁

  • @brittanyhampton7503
    @brittanyhampton7503 3 года назад +273

    It was the “doodoo lips” for me 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thedepressedavacado8267
    @thedepressedavacado8267 3 года назад +35

    The fact Noel thinks that 2 bottles of wine shares between two people counts as blacked out in the uk is adorable 😂 we’ve been training since we were 5 years old. I feel awful for that girl tho I hope she’s okay

  • @emmagrace109
    @emmagrace109 3 года назад +53

    “You were eating shepherds pie”
    Why do I even try to eat while watching your videos 🤢

  • @bradenbecker
    @bradenbecker 3 года назад +17

    “Do English people puke different” is the hardest I’ve laughed in quite a while

  • @yomnaelshabrawy2482
    @yomnaelshabrawy2482 3 года назад +160

    he also said he will never ever tell us his ethnicity...

    • @courtneyost
      @courtneyost 3 года назад

      its really not a guessing game anymore...he's white and filipino! he has said it before and someone found his sis on insta and she has said it too 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @cheri618
    @cheri618 3 года назад +20

    3:46 it’s sad that niceness is weird or surprising because there’s so much darkness in the world..really sad. it’s sad that we automatically think two men driving home two girls in a white van would end badly because crimes like that happen way too often. really makes you think.

  • @ok8371
    @ok8371 3 года назад +13

    12:10 as a person with ehlers danlos, i would like to say that i actually have limited range of movement in my neck and if i do any stretching such as contortion or dancing, i will feel immense pain for at least a couple days depending on what exercise i did. also, i go to physical therapy twice a week to help stop the pain. woohoo

  • @aidandamons3753
    @aidandamons3753 3 года назад +23

    "Yes brother" gives off "proper banter" vibes

  • @enotj
    @enotj 3 года назад +29

    im legit crying right now he looked up ehlers danlos idk why that means so much

    • @rainingpouring
      @rainingpouring 3 года назад +2

      Ik right?

    • @DakotaCastro7
      @DakotaCastro7 3 года назад +3

      truly, it sucks so much to have it and people being curious and then leaving it in the video makes me happy bc then other people can learn about it!!!

  • @lucinda.hikari
    @lucinda.hikari 2 года назад +4

    Crazy to watch this after your review of that documentary

  • @maieen2665
    @maieen2665 3 года назад +34

    6:08 *pukes in English* That was too funny
    Also, WTF was that doctor story?!
    Also again, the girl who caught mono should definitely sue the other girl.

  • @caitlinshields
    @caitlinshields 3 года назад +19

    My heart sunk at that EDS story--- Ehlers-Danlos syndrom runs in my family.
    My mom, sister, and I have it and it's awful. Thankfully mine isn't as disabling as some types, even though I have a thyroid disease that definitely worsened it. The scary thing about having it so young is knowing that it will get worse with time. But I'm happy when I see people learning about it!

  • @hunnygoblin
    @hunnygoblin 3 года назад +22

    that artificial insemination thing is so sad and has happened to so many women and in some states it’s not even illegal

  • @1235-s3m
    @1235-s3m 3 года назад +32

    idk if this makes any sense at all but noel just looks like he should be wearing a swiss army watch

  • @firstlynamed
    @firstlynamed 3 года назад +8

    ik iv'e heard that mono story online before, so she def has been telling that story for a while

  • @xhamptonz6892
    @xhamptonz6892 3 года назад +36

    Indian dude looks like the evil ex boyfriend from Scott Pilgrim vs the world

  • @badrzouhir4880
    @badrzouhir4880 3 года назад +9

    i love how noel just can’t refrain from roasting every single person in the videos we love you

  • @gerdaris
    @gerdaris 3 года назад +14

    To all EDS people like me, I hope you are having a great next year, we are so strong, keep going, never give up, you are worrior you are amazing I beleve in you! 🦓🦓🦓

  • @Joyousstormlove
    @Joyousstormlove 3 года назад +55

    Holy shit yes this cured my depression last year

  • @emd4390
    @emd4390 3 года назад +22

    “thats your dad” almost killed me

  • @BlaxicanBeautyTV333
    @BlaxicanBeautyTV333 3 года назад +6

    That doctor one definitely sounds highly illegal but Noel's commentary and editing is hilarious

  • @aubreywayne5135
    @aubreywayne5135 3 года назад +11

    As someone who has had Ehlers-Danlos for over 15 years, I can confirm that I am Strech.

  • @basithph8958
    @basithph8958 3 года назад +54

    We need That’s Cringe to return with Cody Ko🔥

    • @charforeverbiotch
      @charforeverbiotch 3 года назад

      they don't want to do them anymore, they've said on their podcast

  • @thefiveguy5258
    @thefiveguy5258 3 года назад +20

    I haven't been this early since Noel was cast for Jarhead

  • @tristanboyd9893
    @tristanboyd9893 3 года назад +12

    Was literally just on Twitter looking at the “new video tomorrow” tweet wonderin when the new video was coming

  • @stardoogalaxie9314
    @stardoogalaxie9314 3 года назад +5

    Love how Noel is like a priest at confession

  • @shefalipani
    @shefalipani 3 года назад +32

    i feel like this was more of a "roasting my fans" than reacting to weird dms, but i'm not mad lol

  • @thinkcorgi
    @thinkcorgi 3 года назад +13

    One of my close friends has EDS and from what they’ve told me they dislocate their joints very often and it’s extremely painful

  • @az0941560
    @az0941560 3 года назад +58

    Imagine they were actually serial killers and they were at the back of the van casually singing along to country road 😭🤣 such a gen-z thing

  • @emilywoodie2016
    @emilywoodie2016 3 года назад +21

    Ugh. I’ve got Elhers Danlos and POTS and I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.

  • @briannanavarro5432
    @briannanavarro5432 3 года назад +144

    “That is septum piercing behavior hitchiking”
    My anxious ass with a septum piercing scared to even say hello..

  • @caroaroaroline9999
    @caroaroaroline9999 Год назад

    this was the video that made me seek info about eds and i’m so grateful. in the past i’d been to multiple doctors with eds pain so bad i couldn’t move, but they never found a cause (despite having textbook symptoms) and the medical gaslighting was insane… lol growing up i was told i just had a lower pain tolerance than most people. i feel so bad for that girl, but i’m so grateful she shared her story/noel took a minute to look into it. that info changed my life for the better, and i have a lot more support now 🦓❤

  • @SarahNutellaful
    @SarahNutellaful 3 года назад +11

    i’ve seen the mono story on twitter before. that shits insane

  • @loss13
    @loss13 3 года назад +5

    I have never been more proud and disappointed at the same time