dude yeah. i'm a girl and i hope if he sees this he knows that there's a lot of girls (including me) that love sweet, really lovey dovey stuff that some might find cheesy. i always preferred it over anything else :) hope hes doing ok
Noel calling out that guy who was trying to roast his ex for working at a restaurant was dope. I’m 20 and I work two restaurant jobs and I genuinely love it.
I’m 32 and I work in a restaurant. I remember being 20 and thinking I would never stay this long, but it’s been really great since having kids. I have a lot of flexibility and we haven’t needed daycare. I switched careers and worked at a retirement home as a PSW for a year and a half. I loved it, but I make literally twice the money serving and don’t have to clean up poopy diapers. Nothing wrong with serving at all, I don’t think people understand how good the money is (granted I live in Canada and make $17 an hour plus tips. I know the wage isn’t always as great in the states).
@@saras5996 I genuinely don’t understand how that can be allowed. I lived in Alberta and our min wage was $15, even for servers. In Ontario where I live now, it’s $15 but our restaurant is really great and they pay more than min. Tips are generally $200-500 more than my pay checks monthly. America needs to catch tf up! I still think our wages are too low in this country, I cannot imagine trying to live on tips alone. ETA: to put it into perspective….America’s min wage is $7.25. I made &7.50 when I first started working 15 years ago. And in that time it has doubled (was just raised to $15 in December). If our lil country can do it, yours can too! Always vote if you can!! Only when enough people have had enough will things get better for you guys ❤️
If you are reading this flower guy, you’re cool and sweet and that girl didn’t deserve you. Don’t deprive yourself of love because she didn’t appreciate you. ❤️
I ain't no Incel but ya know what he is probably better off being single for that long than the rest of us haha. I have wasted too much of the last 10 years in relationships
To the guy who got dumped by the asshole with the flowers, you should really get yourself out there and find a nice girl, we are rooting for you man you can do it
Or dont, honestly I've been single for 5 years and I get enough validation and love from myself and close friends. As long as you have a strong support system and take time for self love and care a relationship isn't a necessity!
Not that I disagree with you at all but I do think there probably has to be some underlying trauma or unresolved issues that would've resulted in that, and he should really consider possibly going to therapy to work through it. People get broken up with in absolutely devastating ways and it's awful but no one should put their life on hold for a literal decade as a result of that :(
@@veethedarling yes I totally get you. It’s super unfortunate that his trauma made him feel he wasn’t good enough for love. We all gotta try to move forward though
@@veethedarling He has probably been living a better life than someone in a relationship. I have wasted my 20's by not being single. She did him a favour. As long as he actually did something in that time that is.
I submitted a story for this vid and was so nervous about it cause I'd never done it before, now I'm seeing that my story about sending my crush an anonymous note in middle school when he knew it was me does not hold a candle to the kind of shit y'all get up to lmao
"How are you 21 and still working at your parents restaurant" What an awful thing to say. If he likes to eat at restaurants he shouldn't disrespect the people working there
Exactly. I work at a restaurant as a line cook and I'm the youngest person on the line. Tons of people make it their career. One of the prep cooks is literally two years away from retiring. That guy's just a bozo
Yeah, that's such a douche-y insult. Like what is he even going for? There's nothing wrong with working for your family's restaurant business. Like what?
@@JafacaksWasTaken nah, the girl was a douche, but it was still a douchy insult towards every restaurant worker. Real life isn’t these perfect angels wronged by actual demons, both can say stupid shit.
I work at a flower shop, one time this lady called to complain to us that the handwriting on one of our cards was terrible and she was confused by the message. We looked up the order and it was from a girl who came in person and picked out some flowers for her boyfriend and filled out a card herself. The mom just assumed the flowers were for her without even looking at the tag saying who they were for.
Noel’s speech to our homie who’s been single for 10 years was great to watch. Seeing a man encourage and give some perspective like that to another man was some quality content. You’re a good guy. Loved it. Hope that guy is doing well and gets the relationship he deserves.
For the first guy, don’t feel too bad man. My Dad said he was diabetic and he said he was gonna get sugar free candy when I was 5. I guess the stores are out cause he hasn’t been back since.
My brother was off school for like a week and some kid from his school asked me where he was and I joked that he got diagnosed with diabetes (he didn't), it was in text so I guess it didn't come across that way because they took it dead serious and told a bunch of people. When my brother went back to school they had a card and shit for him.
17:56 my god I see why Noel didn't read this one out, not for the content because 3/4 of the words had nothing to do with the story. TL;DR : her and her abusive girlfriend were going to go on a valentines date, but her girlfriend ghosted her and it turned out she was with her dad on the other side of the country. That's it, hope her therapy goes well though.
I think they came to that conclusion because of the relationship the two had. She was "like a housewife", the mom was out of the picture, she took care of the other siblings, the father was abusive to her (in what ways isn't made clear). She then cancelled on her girlfriend to go on a trip on VALENTINES DAY, where she posted pictures captioned with hearts and showed champagne glasses and what sounds like a honeymoon style suite. Then when her girlfriend texted her angry about the situation, she tried to say that it wasn't her dad and that it was someone else (because a romantic getaway with her father is fuckin weird even if they didn't have sex lol). I think it's a bit of a stretch on the part of the writer to assume they did, but they may have had more information that they didn't provide
@@rabiedmonkey She cancels a valentines date with her girlfriend to go halfway across the country to a RESORT ALONE WITH HER FATHER and completely ghosts her. She already fills a motherly role for her siblings and does the housework. If you don't think daddy was grooming her into a daughter-wife I think you might need some therapy for that denial. Dude clearly was claiming the territory after learning she was going on a gay love trip. If it was an innocent trip where were the kids and why wasn't he explicitly in the photos?
@@47jakobi Yeah I thought the same, maybe it wouldn't be something i'd think of if I read the story without reading the title first but considering what they shared and how sure they seemed to be something was wrong it's still very weird
To the flowers guy: my husband did some of the corniest, cringiest shit you could ever imagine when we were dating. Now we’re married and I treat him like an absolute king. He is a very happy, satisfied man. Just keep being the best version of you, don’t let opportunities at love pass you by, and one day the right girl will appreciate your you-ness more than you ever could have imagined.
santa shoulda thrown him in a coal furnace, wtf. i know there's never a 'good time', but... damn, man. i'm glad that you seem to be doing well, at least, and i hope there's only better partners for you in the future 💜
Oh lord .. this reminded me of one of the multiple times i got rejected in the past ... Y'all remember the "END OF THE WORLD IN 12/12/12" ? Well, in 11/12/12 (dd/mm/yyyy) i confessed to my crush that i liked her on skype, saying "If tomorrow's the end of the world, i'd be the happiest man to spend my last day on earth with you. I love you" She blocked me.
nah cuz as a teen girl, i find the entire premise of fathers being overprotective over their daughters *especially* over their sex lives...very weird. like i get the unwanted pregnancy and safe sex part, but sometimes they dont want any other man to spend time w their daughter and thats so???? how do u rationalize that shit lmao, there's something very wrong w their silly little heads
It's because they know how their friends, and maybe even themselves, act towards women outside of their family. "Not all men" but enough men for you to discourage your daughter from even talking to someone of the opposite sex, aye.
@@imgonnakate But you should monitor or talk about relationships that your child has no matter what? Yes there are many sus men out there, but when they're a teen you can ask to see if there's anything more iffy going on in their relationships, and when they're an adult it's none of your business and your child should be able to handle themselves. It's a huge troupe in media and a pretty common thing irl as well, it's not just being wary, it's acting like your child is being taken away from you somehow like a woman is an item that can't have her own relationships and make her own decisions, way more than if it was a son instead of a daughter.
I am genuinely pissed at the audacity of that girl, to TEXT HIM her mockery. I had no idea that story would end that way, I genuinely thought there was gonna be a mishap with the flowers or something, what the hell.
They do, but whether they vet everyone thoroughly is debatable. The bigger issues are forcing way too high a caseload on their therapists, paying not nearly enough, the scummy marketing tactics, and their absolutely terrible privacy policy
Genuinely feel for the person who sent flowers. Hope they get some counseling and their self esteem improves. Sure being single isn't a bad thing by any means but if you're doing it out of fear that should be addressed.
That poor flower guy. Flowers are so sweet!!!! My boyfriend will pick flowers when we aren’t together and sends me pictures of them and even that is enough to make my month
man he really took a betterhelp ad again. for anyone reading this who thinks they need therapy - do not use betterhelp, its known to have treated their therapists wrongly so if you want actual help get some in person
From what I know they treated their users wrongly too, they claimed to not have any obligation towards ensuring that the therapists are actually licensed
I think once you take them on as a sponsor you’re kinda bound from criticizing them. Mickey Atkins had to take her video down but she HAD a really thorough video about them. I tried 3 diff counselors through them. It was not helpful and actually could have been harmful one of them tried to convince me my husband was hiding things from me bc he didn’t wanna have sex one night. ONE night. Anyway yeah I would encourage ppl not to go this route
That's where you're wrong, Noel, I was diagnosed with lactose intolerance in 2nd grade. The most humiliating diagnosis I have, and that's coming from someone with a mango AND pineapple allergy who was born and raised in Hawaii ...
i’m from new zealand, specifically near a bunch of apple orchards so lots of apples, and i’m like lactose intolerant but with the stuff that’s in fruit 😭
Story time: it’s 2016, I’m 14 in 9th grade and I have -27/10 self esteem, I meet this girl and she was into me for some reason so since I thought this would be my only chance at a high school relationship I went along with it. We “dated” (we never actually went on any dates, just hung out in her basement and watched tv) for about a month and then I was able to convince my mom to let me stay the night at her house by lying saying there’d be the whole friend group there. Things escalated and since I had 0 experience, confidence and was so far from being emotionally ready for all that, it was so painfully awkward. Almost complete silence the whole morning after and about an hour after my mom picked me up she broke up with me over text and then talked shit about me to all of her and my friends :) I’m gay now
God that sounds terrible. I hope you’re happier now that you’ve come out and know that regardless of the situation you should never be made to feel shitty or awkward by the person you’re with. btw I can definitely relate as I dated a guy in hs for a week before I came out as gay and have also been dumped over text 😌
My valentines story is essentially I saw these 2 boys fighting and decided to break it up, but I got punched straight in the nose. We were like 11 or something. It was a Christian valentine get together thing
that was my first thought! Both my gf & I are hella lactose intolerant. I got diagnosed by a doctor after an overly complicated blood test @16 Vs my GF (who is just 1/4 chinese) only realized in her 20s after enough undeniably bad experiences that she was lactose intolerant AND unable to process alchohol (Asian flush)
so true- my dad was having sinus issues in the 90s and went to the doctor, she asked him: are you Indian? he was like yeah, and she was like ok ur lactose intolerant. and she was right!! luckily he didn't pass it on to me
lol I had a girl do the diabetes thing to me, instead she kept saying she had panic attacks. We went a few days without speaking and I wasnt even sure if we were together (I was young). She wasnt answering my calls so I called her from my work phone and she picked up, as soon as I sadi hey, she hung up. So I called her left her a voicemail that if she didnt tell me what was going on I was going to tell her best friend that she slept with her boyfriend and she called me back crying and finally admitted she was with another guy. That diabetes story had me laughing I knew exactly what was going on when she said about it being stressful for him. Oh, and Meghan, if you're reading this comment, how are you still working at your parents mexican restaurant and do they need a server for monday and tuesdays?
In high school I had a bf and NEVER did he give me anything for Valentine’s Day. I would’ve loved flowers at least. I feel so bad for that guy hope he recovers, she was a shitty person.
yk how people have comfort youtubers? you are literally my un-comfort youtuber. i literally will watch your videos and just everything about all of your videos just makes me sad, when I need to be humbled i watch noel and i hope people can agree. you are good noel
My sister is blind but she loves listening to Noel's videos and when he adds something in that the email doesn't say she's really bamboozled by it and she finds it hilarious
Hey Noel, you should look into Betterhelp a little bit. I've heard they're not the best company and I wouldn't want you to get backlash for taking a sponsorship from them if they end up in some kind of scandal at some point in the future.
@@adotey5269 I made a whole video about it. It's a shady company that primarily uses influencers to attract their impressionable (young) audience members
Yeah I think he’s done this sponsorship before too and I was just kinda surprised because I thought the company was cancelled or whatever a few years ago
@@adotey5269 They don't pay their therapists enough, and give each therapist WAAYY too many patients, meaning working for better help means doing more work for less pay than a regular job as a therapist. This translates into worse patient care and an overall shit service
@@zoglou7141 that just sounds like every job ever lol. Don't get me wrong, it sucks, but if that's worthy of being canceled, there are a looot of companies that need to also be canceled.
As a Type 1 Diabetic, that first story is hilarious, the concept of someone lying about diabetes just to get out of a relationship 😭, that is damn funny
It's like acting like friends with someone for the most part, except there's kissing qnd other romantics involved. You don't have to have sex immediately or for a while if you're not ready/if you want to have an emotional connection beforehand, but you still need to communicate that with your partner so that they're on the same page as you 😊
You can always take it slow and there’s no rush to meet someone. Just wait until you meet a friend who is patient and understanding with you and that you also are attracted to. There are a lot of people like you, I’m sure you’ll find someone you have a lot in common with!
Yesss definitely needed to call that girl who roasted that dude out. Soooo many guys are stuck on their childhood relationships as if they werent CHILDREN & didn't know any better. It's usually ALWAYS just.. wrong person.
What is wrong with being single for 10 years? I am 28 and my god I wish I had spent the last 10 years single I would be a lot further in life than I am now! Good on him!
I bought a girl flowers today as somewhat of a joke, I saw them and they made me think of her. So I bought them, delivered them, and she later found them and knew it was from me and loved them; allegedly cried and I "made her month". I also, left a shitty ass note but she loved it. Not every girl can appreciate kind gestures, and as Noel said you shouldn't let one bad experience hold you back.
In all this covid isolation and me rarely seeing anyone else but my girl, I've got to tank you for making me zone out and not thinking about my college exams for once while you talk about people shitting themselves
I got dumped once on Valentine’s Day, I was like 13 and had been dating this girl for a few weeks. We were planning on having her older sister drive us to the mall or something on v-day, so the day before I walked my ass up to a Walgreens and spent like $40 on flowers and candy. Next day she dumped me over text out of nowhere, never even said why or anything, really confused the hell outta me and made me feel pretty shitty. I recovered well tho, gave the flowers to my mom, which made her really happy and I had some candy to go to town on for a while, so wasn’t too bad.
Noah I've been looking for therapy for a really long time now and trying to find out where to start. your advertisement made me actally look into it and I'm currently signing up! thank you
Good for you for seeking therapy! Everyone can benefit from a good therapist ❤️ Open path collective is worth a search, they basically list reputable therapists who are local to u and the cost per session is very affordable. U can even do virtual sessions!
@@finch27 yeah ive heard a little bit about that and ive been looking into a lot of things and making sure i choose the right option but thanks for letting me know
Went to Noel’s show yesterday in SF absolute blast , even funnier in person and not as short as you’d think lol had a great time and recommend it to anyone
my story is: he ghosted me in valentines day, a week later apologized, and then the week the pandemic hit he said he needed a break... and then never texted me again until over a year later telling me he moved and he said the way he broke up with me was "not cool" of him :) still dealing with the abandonment issues :)
No dude, when i first became lactose intolerant it was terrible. The first few times are the worst especially cuz i don't use public restrooms and I couldn't drive back then....I just carry lactaid everywhere i go now 😂
i am so confused as to how tmg does not seem to have gotten the message that betterhelp is a shady company. like a couple years back, they became a huge scandal for the stories that were coming out about peoples' "therapists" saying wack unprofessional shit. then it came out that in the fine print they basically said "we don't take responsibility for checking whether or not anyone is actually qualified to be a therapist on here, that's up to you to verify for yourself" i honestly thought we all collectively agreed that it's sketchy to advertise betterhelp, and since that became a big story i haven't seen anyone else bring them up in a positive light besides cody, noel, and now the trillionaire mindset podcast, all being sponsored by betterhelp and telling their viewers to go try it out. also it feels especially weird now since covid taking a big toll on a lot of peoples' mental health, it feels like you're exploiting the collective distress and trauma that we have all suffered just so you can profit.
I’m upset about it too. Rly want to give them the benefit of the doubt in that they’re stuck in a contract or something but I feel like that’s no excuse at this point :^/ can’t enjoy them the same anymore.
Man, you know you did nothing wrong if Noel isn't even roasting you, he's just straight up tryna lift you up
Literally gave him the pep talk of the lifetime, hope that dude sees this video
@@hugeackman8182 not pepe talk
"turn this L into the beginning of a new sentence. L for lift yourself up"
the flowers guy sounds so sweet. most girls would love flowers dude
dude yeah. i'm a girl and i hope if he sees this he knows that there's a lot of girls (including me) that love sweet, really lovey dovey stuff that some might find cheesy. i always preferred it over anything else :) hope hes doing ok
The way Noel went IN on that girl and her family that roasted the dude for sending her flowers on Valentine’s Day.. *chefs kiss*
You got copy pasted by someone else, leaving a like to get you to top comment and bury his.
All he did was move the chefs kiss to the beginning. Fucking. Lame.
@@alexhuerta6164 calm down man..the internet is VAST, that shit is inevitable homie.. stop making it so serious😂
Noel, an empath.
Fr. So satisfying 😩
Damn, that monologue about that girl being an asshole makes me think Noel would be an awesome friend who roasts you and but actually cares about you
That’s basically the TMG podcast in a nutshell
Him to Cody and Cody to Noel be like xD
Noel’s advice to that 26 year old guy was strangely inspiring
Thank you Noel
was it you?
are you the 26 year old guy?
I know it was unexpectedly nice lol
can relate, i had a shitty relationship last year and im planning on going on dates real soon, now i have noel permission :sunglasses emoji:
@@marararr we're rooting for you bucko, you got this!
Noel calling out that guy who was trying to roast his ex for working at a restaurant was dope. I’m 20 and I work two restaurant jobs and I genuinely love it.
I’m 32 and I work in a restaurant. I remember being 20 and thinking I would never stay this long, but it’s been really great since having kids. I have a lot of flexibility and we haven’t needed daycare.
I switched careers and worked at a retirement home as a PSW for a year and a half. I loved it, but I make literally twice the money serving and don’t have to clean up poopy diapers. Nothing wrong with serving at all, I don’t think people understand how good the money is (granted I live in Canada and make $17 an hour plus tips. I know the wage isn’t always as great in the states).
@@BandlerChing dang thats crazy good! worked at a restaurant at 2$ an hour plus very low average tips was not worth the stress for me!😭
yeah i respected that he called that out lol. 21 isn’t even old??
@@saras5996 I genuinely don’t understand how that can be allowed. I lived in Alberta and our min wage was $15, even for servers. In Ontario where I live now, it’s $15 but our restaurant is really great and they pay more than min. Tips are generally $200-500 more than my pay checks monthly.
America needs to catch tf up! I still think our wages are too low in this country, I cannot imagine trying to live on tips alone.
ETA: to put it into perspective….America’s min wage is $7.25. I made &7.50 when I first started working 15 years ago. And in that time it has doubled (was just raised to $15 in December). If our lil country can do it, yours can too! Always vote if you can!! Only when enough people have had enough will things get better for you guys ❤️
I thought it was because her parents owned it that he roasted her. Not too sure tho
If you are reading this flower guy, you’re cool and sweet and that girl didn’t deserve you. Don’t deprive yourself of love because she didn’t appreciate you. ❤️
I loved his take on this one. Agreed.
exactly this! you're still worth love even if someone tries to break you down, especially when you're that young
Yeah, it was so cute :(( I hope he finds someone who will treat him right
I ain't no Incel but ya know what he is probably better off being single for that long than the rest of us haha. I have wasted too much of the last 10 years in relationships
I’m not that guy but at the same time I also kind am so preciate it
To the guy who got dumped by the asshole with the flowers, you should really get yourself out there and find a nice girl, we are rooting for you man you can do it
oh hello moriarity
@@revolutionrevenge hiii
Or dont, honestly I've been single for 5 years and I get enough validation and love from myself and close friends. As long as you have a strong support system and take time for self love and care a relationship isn't a necessity!
@@4bidn1 yes absolutely agreed !
@@4bidn1 cope
The story with the guy who stayed single for ten years made me unreasonably angry
Jesus Christ all the replies are bots
Not that I disagree with you at all but I do think there probably has to be some underlying trauma or unresolved issues that would've resulted in that, and he should really consider possibly going to therapy to work through it. People get broken up with in absolutely devastating ways and it's awful but no one should put their life on hold for a literal decade as a result of that :(
@@veethedarling yes I totally get you. It’s super unfortunate that his trauma made him feel he wasn’t good enough for love. We all gotta try to move forward though
For real, no one deserves to be single for that long
@@veethedarling He has probably been living a better life than someone in a relationship. I have wasted my 20's by not being single. She did him a favour. As long as he actually did something in that time that is.
"This cow juice has got me blowing it up" is my new favorite Noel quote
cow juice
I was just about to comment, NOT COW JUICE
👹👹👹😂😂😂☠️💀💀👹💀😂😂☠️💀💀💀💀💀👹👹👹👹👹👹
Time stamp?
@@zanibrehman45 9:07
"You got the face of a good buddy" that insult stung my very core.
Like, damn. I think I'd prefer just being called ugly.
@@HeyLeFay exactly lmao
That almost sounds like a compliment to me, but I’m also a lesbian so every guy is a “good buddy” I guess
The “What the fuck?/Gotta be lying/Too far” Gmail tag is so funny holy shit. Bless Noah and whoever else is on the Weird DMs project
Where?
@@kamilaz1690 Pause at 17:57 and look to the right of the title
I submitted a story for this vid and was so nervous about it cause I'd never done it before, now I'm seeing that my story about sending my crush an anonymous note in middle school when he knew it was me does not hold a candle to the kind of shit y'all get up to lmao
literally same lmaoo
Same
nah cause my roblox story got in 💀
@@abimorelikeapee no way was that really you?? 😭
same lmaooo
can’t wait for someone to completely ignore their digital footprint and confess to a horrific crime on the internet!
can't wait!!!
didnt some people already do that like 2 videos ago? XD
If my weird dm is ever shown, I didn't commit any horrific crime, but it'll definitely be a doozy
Didn't that one guy admit to tearing up the inside of his exe's car causing her to get into a crash and go to the hospital?
Wasn’t there this one guy who put tree nuts in his ex’s birthday cake, giving her anaphylactic shock and leaving her paralyzed
"The ugliest man in the group chat" Can't believe they put me in a Weird DM's video
@se19💖👉 fall all its faults, this is actually pretty smart marketing, capitalising on guys with low self esteem from this comment
Not bad for a bot
Bruh, unless the group chat is 100+ members, that's not even close to representative
@@kidkangaroo5213 exactly. Shitty study design, definitely isn’t peer reviewed.
"How are you 21 and still working at your parents restaurant" What an awful thing to say. If he likes to eat at restaurants he shouldn't disrespect the people working there
Exactly. I work at a restaurant as a line cook and I'm the youngest person on the line. Tons of people make it their career. One of the prep cooks is literally two years away from retiring. That guy's just a bozo
Yeah, that's such a douche-y insult. Like what is he even going for? There's nothing wrong with working for your family's restaurant business. Like what?
@@Goat.Cheese yeah hes the douchy one, not the girl who lied about having diabetes and was talking with her ex
@@JafacaksWasTaken nah, the girl was a douche, but it was still a douchy insult towards every restaurant worker. Real life isn’t these perfect angels wronged by actual demons, both can say stupid shit.
Also, working at a restaurant is fine, but working at your parents restaurant is a big brain move. You're gonna inherit a whole ass business some day.
I work at a flower shop, one time this lady called to complain to us that the handwriting on one of our cards was terrible and she was confused by the message. We looked up the order and it was from a girl who came in person and picked out some flowers for her boyfriend and filled out a card herself. The mom just assumed the flowers were for her without even looking at the tag saying who they were for.
Urgh what a despicable woman
It makes me so angry knowing a narcissist like that would've probably just thrown the flowers out for her son than face the embarrassment
Wowww hope you told her
Noel’s speech to our homie who’s been single for 10 years was great to watch. Seeing a man encourage and give some perspective like that to another man was some quality content. You’re a good guy. Loved it. Hope that guy is doing well and gets the relationship he deserves.
HAAA GAYYY!!
Jk ;) actually uplifting ngl
But dudes would rather listen to Andrew Tate
For the first guy, don’t feel too bad man. My Dad said he was diabetic and he said he was gonna get sugar free candy when I was 5. I guess the stores are out cause he hasn’t been back since.
damn.
Bro. 💀
This is a good one, cause I genuinely didn't see where it was going.
My brother was off school for like a week and some kid from his school asked me where he was and I joked that he got diagnosed with diabetes (he didn't), it was in text so I guess it didn't come across that way because they took it dead serious and told a bunch of people. When my brother went back to school they had a card and shit for him.
Oh I get it.. because sugar free and diabetes and stuff
17:56 my god I see why Noel didn't read this one out, not for the content because 3/4 of the words had nothing to do with the story. TL;DR : her and her abusive girlfriend were going to go on a valentines date, but her girlfriend ghosted her and it turned out she was with her dad on the other side of the country. That's it, hope her therapy goes well though.
Right?? Nothing in that story implied she had sex with her dad wtf were they talking about?
@@rabiedmonkey fr that girl obviously has her own issues lol
I think they came to that conclusion because of the relationship the two had. She was "like a housewife", the mom was out of the picture, she took care of the other siblings, the father was abusive to her (in what ways isn't made clear). She then cancelled on her girlfriend to go on a trip on VALENTINES DAY, where she posted pictures captioned with hearts and showed champagne glasses and what sounds like a honeymoon style suite. Then when her girlfriend texted her angry about the situation, she tried to say that it wasn't her dad and that it was someone else (because a romantic getaway with her father is fuckin weird even if they didn't have sex lol). I think it's a bit of a stretch on the part of the writer to assume they did, but they may have had more information that they didn't provide
@@rabiedmonkey She cancels a valentines date with her girlfriend to go halfway across the country to a RESORT ALONE WITH HER FATHER and completely ghosts her. She already fills a motherly role for her siblings and does the housework. If you don't think daddy was grooming her into a daughter-wife I think you might need some therapy for that denial. Dude clearly was claiming the territory after learning she was going on a gay love trip. If it was an innocent trip where were the kids and why wasn't he explicitly in the photos?
@@47jakobi Yeah I thought the same, maybe it wouldn't be something i'd think of if I read the story without reading the title first but considering what they shared and how sure they seemed to be something was wrong it's still very weird
Can't imagine getting flowers from someone and finding something to complain about.
Right?? Like how is this a real story, who'd actually do that to someone
Miserable people do that
Fr, people are weird
I hate receiving flowers and a card as a gift, but I’d never make fun of someone for giving them to me. What a miserable person .
People be getting WAAAAAY to comfortable admitting some of this shit to Noel, lol. But at least we get to see it too
i think it's because it's no longer required to make it a video with your face in it so everyone will send in things with absolutely zero shame lmao
there has not been a better time for this video to come out
Holy sI-I!t its aleks
Bad day?
You good bro?
This right here, god. He’s the one
yea i mean its literally a valentines day themed video dude lmao
Even if his handwriting or note was goofy, I could literally never imagine roasting someone for sending me flowers 😢😢😢
To the flowers guy: my husband did some of the corniest, cringiest shit you could ever imagine when we were dating. Now we’re married and I treat him like an absolute king. He is a very happy, satisfied man. Just keep being the best version of you, don’t let opportunities at love pass you by, and one day the right girl will appreciate your you-ness more than you ever could have imagined.
So what your saying is you regret getitng married and are filing for divorce?
@@nathangaspacio6128how are you going to edit your comment and still get the wrong version of you’re
@@maddieb.4282 Power move. While you stay groveling over trivialities I be up conquering lands and shit.
My husband of twelve years decided to tell me „it’s over” the day before Christmas…I guess let’s turn up for that🍾
That's rough, but hang in there
@@justSunny7 At least my sense of humor hasn’t left me, am I right?🙂
@@Kathi88 exactly, sometimes you have to be able to laugh some shit
@@justSunny7 ❤️❤️❤️
santa shoulda thrown him in a coal furnace, wtf. i know there's never a 'good time', but... damn, man. i'm glad that you seem to be doing well, at least, and i hope there's only better partners for you in the future 💜
Oh lord .. this reminded me of one of the multiple times i got rejected in the past ... Y'all remember the "END OF THE WORLD IN 12/12/12" ? Well, in 11/12/12 (dd/mm/yyyy) i confessed to my crush that i liked her on skype, saying "If tomorrow's the end of the world, i'd be the happiest man to spend my last day on earth with you. I love you"
She blocked me.
LMAOOOOO DAMN im so sorry but thats pretty funny
LMAOOO this has GOTTA have happened in middle school or something. sorry that happened doe 👍
my _favorite_ thing is when noel gets offended on someone else's behalf, and starts defending and lifting them up
Noel really exemplifying alpha empath characteristics
Man bots suck
@@RAIN-z8i yup, and itll probably get worse
Enoughhhh
I can’t believe that girl roasted him for giving her a sweet gift of flowers and a card??? What a weirdo, he definitely deserves better
i have never actually laughed to a video as loud as when i saw “here’s us”
The way we’ve all been trained to like the video without him saying anything is insane
i liked the video then saw your comment 😭
@@bellaphillips2869 Exactly
fr lmfao
You just admitted a man trained you…. You are gay af
I hate it when people say that.
Noel : not an empath , also noel : goes into a long tangent about how that family was shit and tries to lift up that 26 yo dude
You dont have to be an empath to be nice to someone lmao
nah cuz as a teen girl, i find the entire premise of fathers being overprotective over their daughters *especially* over their sex lives...very weird. like i get the unwanted pregnancy and safe sex part, but sometimes they dont want any other man to spend time w their daughter and thats so???? how do u rationalize that shit lmao, there's something very wrong w their silly little heads
couldn't agree more
It's because they know how their friends, and maybe even themselves, act towards women outside of their family. "Not all men" but enough men for you to discourage your daughter from even talking to someone of the opposite sex, aye.
@@imgonnakate Then that's too many men or almost all men in their minds
@@chocolatecharley99 Exactly
@@imgonnakate But you should monitor or talk about relationships that your child has no matter what? Yes there are many sus men out there, but when they're a teen you can ask to see if there's anything more iffy going on in their relationships, and when they're an adult it's none of your business and your child should be able to handle themselves. It's a huge troupe in media and a pretty common thing irl as well, it's not just being wary, it's acting like your child is being taken away from you somehow like a woman is an item that can't have her own relationships and make her own decisions, way more than if it was a son instead of a daughter.
The "I wonder how many women realise their dad's were attracted to them" had me in shock like wtf 🤢😂 why are you saying that like it's common
This your first weird dms?
@@meatsuit6922 nope I've seen them all
Noel’s speech to the 26 yr old was straight up wholesome. Goodluck to you man, as a girl that was so sweet of you 10/10
can confirm, shitting yourself is the official diagnosis for lactose intolerance. Coming from a nurse and resident dairy shits expert.
I am genuinely pissed at the audacity of that girl, to TEXT HIM her mockery. I had no idea that story would end that way, I genuinely thought there was gonna be a mishap with the flowers or something, what the hell.
"Oh yea and how you 21 and have a guaranteed job at your parent's restaurant, that you could possible own one day...loser"
Ummm wtf
Bet he's lovely to waiters and waitresses
Wasn't there a whole controversy about how better help doesn't have any certified psychologists
And they underpay workers and collect data
They do in my experience. I read the terms and they specifically check for certified therapists. Idk about the pay though
They do, but whether they vet everyone thoroughly is debatable. The bigger issues are forcing way too high a caseload on their therapists, paying not nearly enough, the scummy marketing tactics, and their absolutely terrible privacy policy
Genuinely feel for the person who sent flowers. Hope they get some counseling and their self esteem improves. Sure being single isn't a bad thing by any means but if you're doing it out of fear that should be addressed.
That poor flower guy. Flowers are so sweet!!!! My boyfriend will pick flowers when we aren’t together and sends me pictures of them and even that is enough to make my month
man he really took a betterhelp ad again. for anyone reading this who thinks they need therapy - do not use betterhelp, its known to have treated their therapists wrongly so if you want actual help get some in person
and they sell your data
From what I know they treated their users wrongly too, they claimed to not have any obligation towards ensuring that the therapists are actually licensed
I think once you take them on as a sponsor you’re kinda bound from criticizing them. Mickey Atkins had to take her video down but she HAD a really thorough video about them. I tried 3 diff counselors through them. It was not helpful and actually could have been harmful one of them tried to convince me my husband was hiding things from me bc he didn’t wanna have sex one night. ONE night. Anyway yeah I would encourage ppl not to go this route
Exactly 💯
agreed, I was disappointed
That's where you're wrong, Noel, I was diagnosed with lactose intolerance in 2nd grade. The most humiliating diagnosis I have, and that's coming from someone with a mango AND pineapple allergy who was born and raised in Hawaii ...
i’m from new zealand, specifically near a bunch of apple orchards so lots of apples, and i’m like lactose intolerant but with the stuff that’s in fruit 😭
@@magdalena_dewinter fructose?
@@xLiLlyx98 yes that one
and to top it off new zealand especially north canterbury where i’m from is like the hub for sheep/wool but i’m allergic to a lot of it,
Story time:
it’s 2016, I’m 14 in 9th grade and I have -27/10 self esteem, I meet this girl and she was into me for some reason so since I thought this would be my only chance at a high school relationship I went along with it. We “dated” (we never actually went on any dates, just hung out in her basement and watched tv) for about a month and then I was able to convince my mom to let me stay the night at her house by lying saying there’d be the whole friend group there. Things escalated and since I had 0 experience, confidence and was so far from being emotionally ready for all that, it was so painfully awkward. Almost complete silence the whole morning after and about an hour after my mom picked me up she broke up with me over text and then talked shit about me to all of her and my friends :) I’m gay now
God that sounds terrible. I hope you’re happier now that you’ve come out and know that regardless of the situation you should never be made to feel shitty or awkward by the person you’re with. btw I can definitely relate as I dated a guy in hs for a week before I came out as gay and have also been dumped over text 😌
Noel was so keen on defending/uplifting everyone who was wronged this time, almost shed a few tears ngl
My valentines story is essentially I saw these 2 boys fighting and decided to break it up, but I got punched straight in the nose. We were like 11 or something. It was a Christian valentine get together thing
"this isn't you tyler, look at me, i'm right here" type beat
@@itzelheruiz9139 fr 😭
Noel's detailed first-hand knowledge of lactose intolerance is proof he's Asian
this is such a clever joke ngl, had me in bits
I'm mixed white and arab and i be blowing up the toilet. some of us are just born unlucky i guess
that was my first thought! Both my gf & I are hella lactose intolerant. I got diagnosed by a doctor after an overly complicated blood test @16 Vs my GF (who is just 1/4 chinese) only realized in her 20s after enough undeniably bad experiences that she was lactose intolerant AND unable to process alchohol (Asian flush)
Or any human
so true- my dad was having sinus issues in the 90s and went to the doctor, she asked him: are you Indian? he was like yeah, and she was like ok ur lactose intolerant. and she was right!! luckily he didn't pass it on to me
As a Type 1 Diabetic, I found the Lie-abetes story a lot funnier than I probably should have.
i found it funny but the sugar jokes are giving me the ick. guess I cant educate everyone!
lol I had a girl do the diabetes thing to me, instead she kept saying she had panic attacks. We went a few days without speaking and I wasnt even sure if we were together (I was young). She wasnt answering my calls so I called her from my work phone and she picked up, as soon as I sadi hey, she hung up. So I called her left her a voicemail that if she didnt tell me what was going on I was going to tell her best friend that she slept with her boyfriend and she called me back crying and finally admitted she was with another guy. That diabetes story had me laughing I knew exactly what was going on when she said about it being stressful for him. Oh, and Meghan, if you're reading this comment, how are you still working at your parents mexican restaurant and do they need a server for monday and tuesdays?
that ending was a laugh sneak attack
Omg dawg I dated that girls Turkish version,but instead of just laughing I made fun of her about an half an hour lmao
LMAOOOO
His advice to that 26 year old made me tear up lol
That was so sweet and really cool 😊
perfect video to watch alone after my ex broke up with me (we used to watch your videos together lmao)
you deserve better!! I hope you find someone who's better for you soon :)
That sucks dude, i hope you're doing okay! I'm certain you'll find a better match for yourself sometime soon :)
@@akarshsharma2870 awww thank you so much
not noel writing whole ass fanfiction about the flowers story
In high school I had a bf and NEVER did he give me anything for Valentine’s Day. I would’ve loved flowers at least. I feel so bad for that guy hope he recovers, she was a shitty person.
Honestly, that little speech you gave in the middle of the video, about the flowers, was quite nice.
yk how people have comfort youtubers? you are literally my un-comfort youtuber. i literally will watch your videos and just everything about all of your videos just makes me sad, when I need to be humbled i watch noel and i hope people can agree. you are good noel
My sister is blind but she loves listening to Noel's videos and when he adds something in that the email doesn't say she's really bamboozled by it and she finds it hilarious
“Anyway heres us” has firmly entered my everyday vocabulary . Truly me drawing a pic of me and my homie as rats
i was 17 before they diagnosed me with a dairy allergy…. i feel for the homie that didn’t know at the time. my heart goes out to you
Hey Noel, you should look into Betterhelp a little bit. I've heard they're not the best company and I wouldn't want you to get backlash for taking a sponsorship from them if they end up in some kind of scandal at some point in the future.
What has this company done wrong(just curious)
@@adotey5269 I made a whole video about it. It's a shady company that primarily uses influencers to attract their impressionable (young) audience members
Yeah I think he’s done this sponsorship before too and I was just kinda surprised because I thought the company was cancelled or whatever a few years ago
@@adotey5269 They don't pay their therapists enough, and give each therapist WAAYY too many patients, meaning working for better help means doing more work for less pay than a regular job as a therapist. This translates into worse patient care and an overall shit service
@@zoglou7141 that just sounds like every job ever lol. Don't get me wrong, it sucks, but if that's worthy of being canceled, there are a looot of companies that need to also be canceled.
I literally just got broken up with and you post half an hour later. Awesome. Made my day better. Thank you so much Noel.
This video was pure top tier. My love for you has grown to a level I didn’t think possible. Fuck my family, you’ve taken their place in my heart.
NOAAAAHHHH!!!!! 💀💀💀 the editing for “flowers to an asshole” IM I SCREAMED! You’re too good my guy, too good!
14:25 imagine they stayed together, finna have to post that shit into the family photo album LOL
I'd be livid
F yes Noel - hyping up the dude that got denied. Don't let assholes keep you down. Plenty of peeps around who would have loved that gesture.
Man I wish I had a friend like Noel because I don’t know how to get out there and meet someone. I’m 22 and never had a relationship.
To the dude that got roasted for sending flowers.
That’s deadass cute as hell I would’ve adored that 👍
a good end to my awful day, thank you noel
wow can’t wait for this one these never fail to entertain me
As a Type 1 Diabetic, that first story is hilarious, the concept of someone lying about diabetes just to get out of a relationship 😭, that is damn funny
Im 24 and single and still a virgin. Tbh, anxiety levels rise when i think of being in a relationship. I wouldnt know what to do/how to act
It's like acting like friends with someone for the most part, except there's kissing qnd other romantics involved. You don't have to have sex immediately or for a while if you're not ready/if you want to have an emotional connection beforehand, but you still need to communicate that with your partner so that they're on the same page as you 😊
You can always take it slow and there’s no rush to meet someone. Just wait until you meet a friend who is patient and understanding with you and that you also are attracted to. There are a lot of people like you, I’m sure you’ll find someone you have a lot in common with!
idk why but that roblox one had me crying
the photo rlly did it for me
Yesss definitely needed to call that girl who roasted that dude out. Soooo many guys are stuck on their childhood relationships as if they werent CHILDREN & didn't know any better. It's usually ALWAYS just.. wrong person.
Hey Noel, I've been crying all morning and your video really cheered me up. Thank you.
Bro I would’ve cried for hours if someone gave me flowers and a HANDWRITTEN NOTE!!!
Fr!!!! That is SO sweet 🥺
What is wrong with being single for 10 years? I am 28 and my god I wish I had spent the last 10 years single I would be a lot further in life than I am now! Good on him!
That was the sweetest thing ever. I hope that dude finds someone who treats him right, he deserves it
The dad most definitely thought of his daughter in that lingerie.
This entire video and all the little supportive monologues Noel went on for each story is weirdly wholesome
The stories with fucked up dads are genuinely concerning...
Betterhelp is one of the most appropriate sponsor for weird DM.
as a 22 year old girl with a bf, that advice was actually very motivating
I bought a girl flowers today as somewhat of a joke, I saw them and they made me think of her. So I bought them, delivered them, and she later found them and knew it was from me and loved them; allegedly cried and I "made her month". I also, left a shitty ass note but she loved it. Not every girl can appreciate kind gestures, and as Noel said you shouldn't let one bad experience hold you back.
This notification got me out of Twitter thank you Noel
“Did you shit out a whole Lincoln Log” and “Her no-backbone-having-ass” caught me so off guard.
In all this covid isolation and me rarely seeing anyone else but my girl, I've got to tank you for making me zone out and not thinking about my college exams for once while you talk about people shitting themselves
I got dumped once on Valentine’s Day, I was like 13 and had been dating this girl for a few weeks. We were planning on having her older sister drive us to the mall or something on v-day, so the day before I walked my ass up to a Walgreens and spent like $40 on flowers and candy.
Next day she dumped me over text out of nowhere, never even said why or anything, really confused the hell outta me and made me feel pretty shitty.
I recovered well tho, gave the flowers to my mom, which made her really happy and I had some candy to go to town on for a while, so wasn’t too bad.
Noah I've been looking for therapy for a really long time now and trying to find out where to start. your advertisement made me actally look into it and I'm currently signing up! thank you
please be careful! better help has been known to underpay and overwork their “therapists” which are said to not even be fully qualified people
Good for you for seeking therapy! Everyone can benefit from a good therapist ❤️
Open path collective is worth a search, they basically list reputable therapists who are local to u and the cost per session is very affordable. U can even do virtual sessions!
@@finch27 yeah ive heard a little bit about that and ive been looking into a lot of things and making sure i choose the right option but thanks for letting me know
Damn, hearing Noel support that dude and give him advice was awesome. Genuinely heart warming :)
The range of emotions Noah goes thru when he reads that he hasn’t recovered since😂
Narrative of Self is the result of a feedback loop between “Separate Self” & Cosmos🎈
If the most difficult “break up” moment you’ve ever had was in 4th grade then you need to seek immediate help
The 12-year-olds roblox romance one is actually so embarrassing she’s gonna be so embarrassed when she turns 13
Went to Noel’s show yesterday in SF absolute blast , even funnier in person and not as short as you’d think lol had a great time and recommend it to anyone
my story is: he ghosted me in valentines day, a week later apologized, and then the week the pandemic hit he said he needed a break... and then never texted me again until over a year later telling me he moved and he said the way he broke up with me was "not cool" of him :) still dealing with the abandonment issues :)
No dude, when i first became lactose intolerant it was terrible. The first few times are the worst especially cuz i don't use public restrooms and I couldn't drive back then....I just carry lactaid everywhere i go now 😂
Roblox one is hilarious, reminds me of those random couples on Club Penguin or Hollywood Planet back in the day
i love how every time he says "they didn't write that" even though we can read the email too
14:46 Nobody ever uses the name Macy in random passing and I got full blown whiplash from hearing my name lol
i am so confused as to how tmg does not seem to have gotten the message that betterhelp is a shady company. like a couple years back, they became a huge scandal for the stories that were coming out about peoples' "therapists" saying wack unprofessional shit. then it came out that in the fine print they basically said "we don't take responsibility for checking whether or not anyone is actually qualified to be a therapist on here, that's up to you to verify for yourself"
i honestly thought we all collectively agreed that it's sketchy to advertise betterhelp, and since that became a big story i haven't seen anyone else bring them up in a positive light besides cody, noel, and now the trillionaire mindset podcast, all being sponsored by betterhelp and telling their viewers to go try it out.
also it feels especially weird now since covid taking a big toll on a lot of peoples' mental health, it feels like you're exploiting the collective distress and trauma that we have all suffered just so you can profit.
Definitely sours the viewing experience to see them still doing this shit
I’m upset about it too. Rly want to give them the benefit of the doubt in that they’re stuck in a contract or something but I feel like that’s no excuse at this point :^/ can’t enjoy them the same anymore.
Especially since the first suggested search about betterhelp is about their controversies. I can't understand how they couldn't have known.
Ariana Grande also did a collab with betterhelp... it's up on her Instagram.
The roblox couple sent me 😭😭 the picture was the cherry on top LMFAOA