I have to admit I did laugh because of what the people said at the end but when I really thought about it I was actually as upset as you are it’s a true violation
You NEVER pass around nudes someone sends you. You don't even show that shit to your friends. If the person sending them wanted your friends to see, they would've sent the nudes to your friends too. First guy is a complete piece of shit
Alex Roeszler this. So many girls get bullied into sending nudes or manipulated into thinking they can trust the other person and just get violated. Ik it happens to guys too but it’s just so common for girls and it’s more common for a guy to just send a nude willingly than a girl. And girls are the ones that get violated the most.
Here’s the math on snorting ashes: The average cremated body produces about five pounds of ash. Five pounds of ash is approximately 2.26796 kilograms. The average high takes about one gram of coke, so it would take about 2,267 people to snort an entire person. Let’s say these kids are crazy and need two grams, it would still take about 1,134 people to snort the entire grandfather. I don’t do coke, nor do I recommend it. Hopefully everyone sees this or I got placed on a watchlist for nothing
A restraining order usually requires proof for them being a danger. An investigation would have to be opened to prove he’s stalking her before a restraining order could be put in place. It’d be safer to bring concern to the dean of the college to monitor the situation and work to get him fired/apprehended
@@callahardy8639 Not to mention a restraining order isn't a magical barrier. Getting a permanent order is rather difficult anyway. She could get a criminal trespass,which is easier, but again there is no promise that person will stay away.
@@elle9414 yeah no that happens a lot XDD People like the video so they see the comment and just like. I do the same thing but I stopped caring about it cus literally everyone does it XD Apparently you didn't read the comments on Rewind 2019 XDDD
Report the stalker and get him fired! If he has anything like pictures of you or anything on campus tell the dean at your college, they can search him legally if it’s in campus property. Also keep track of how many times you encounter him I’m talking date time and location. Security guards generally are supposed to patrol a specific area of campus if he’s running into you in places he’s not supposed to be patrolling then that’s more proof against him and that’s proof that can generally be backed by campus cameras which means it won’t be circumstantial. Another tip when dealing with a stalker is don’t respond or give him attention in any way. Stalkers have a warped view of how things are. If you yell at a stalker to leave you alone or you get angry they get agitated if you try to talk to them kindly and ask them to leave they get attached more or think you’re somehow playing hard to get. Any response from you positive or negative will feed the delusion, so don’t confront him and make sure the school handles it with care as to not make you a target, these people can easily end up becoming violent, so the school absolutely cannot mention that you’ve brought it to their attention. They need to be the ones who ‘discovered’ what he’s doing to you. The best thing you can do is keep your distance record your encounters and report him, and make sure they keep your involvement hidden from him. Like they can’t even tell him a student brought it to their attention. If you want more information about people like this, there’s a great book named “The Gift of Fear” it teaches you how to trust your intuition and touches heavily on stalkers and people who are irrationally obsessed with others.
Yeah, the girl definitely shouldn't have to leave her college, that is so fucked up. Plus if he has followed her before, who says he wouldn't do it again? Your advice is really helpful.
that story is obviously fake lmao she says the guy went to middle school with her but also says he somehow became a police officer and left the profession to become a security guard all before they reached 21
@@iindierokkers that's not really that hard... The time it takes to complete police academy is about 21 weeks. Assuming he went to police academy at 18 that gives him plenty of time to quit and become a security guard.
Real quick calculation for the party thing: - average human produces about 5 lbs of ashes - average amount of “cocaine” used per person is about 1.5 grams when at a party - 5 lbs = 2268 grams = over 1500 people needed to completely run out, based on those numbers
Half of these are "oh Noooo man that's so embarrassing hahA we all been there" and half of these are like "...bro I hope the statue of limitations had expired on that, cos you have just describe a crime."
agreed, but in the short term while trying to go through the process to get that guy fired I would personally get the fuck out for a bit. I would not want to be on campus with him there while actively trying to get him fired. So, I see where Noel is coming from.
He's saying it more like in a horror movie when they go "get out of the house", as in "get away from the threat as quickly as possible". It's not saying she should leave the school because of him, it's that he thinks (rightfully so) she is most unsafe where he has a position of power in her location. Like if I was her I'd leave for a bit to try and get a restraining order or organise something with the school so he isn't allowed on campus.
Good point. I was focused solely on the brother being victimized. I didn't even think of how they literally showed her naked fucking body to her own brother and tricked him into...yeah. Horrible.
@@Badusername2000 Why was the brother a "sick piece of shit"? I think I missed something. Isn't it actually kinda shitty to do trick someone like that?
@@katec4754 HOW, LITERALLY HOW I used to know some yellowish cocaine, because of impurity, but how does one make black cocaine or grey cocaine. 5% purity? 20% purity? Get yo lying ass outta here
This is why I never trust anybody. Cause like in anything imagine like I make a friend & then they invite me over & bring out a knife & kill me like you never know. What if I go to McDonald’s & I get a drink, the person who gave me the drink dipped their balls in there how am I gonna know??? You can never know which is why you shouldn’t trust anybody 😀🔫
The Cocaine Cadaver Math Problem: 1g/person (approaching possible overdose levels) Cadavers weigh 4-6 lbs Lbs-Oz (64-96oz) Oz-Grams 1814g-2722g 1814+2722/2=2268g You would need roughly 2268 drug ridden art students to properly finish an averaged sized cadavers remains.
yeah so no one snorted ash lmao it's grey in color so they'd know. but 1 g a person would not kill you. maybe if you've never done it and you're like 12? but i've gone patrick schwavy & gone through an 8 ball with my friend. and even in that STATE, i would be able to tell if someone gave me a line of ash. i've heard of people playing pranks and like crushing up tylenol telling people its blow. which is a little more understandable. but when you snort something, it drips down the throat so you can taste and smell it inside you. i feel like if you snorted human ash, you'd be throwing up violently and go to the hospital.
I love you so much Noel and I can’t wait to see you in February with Cody! But I just wanted to make a comment coming from a women’s perspective regarding the college stalker. The whole mentality of telling women that they need to change the situations they are in because of the men that are around them is a little hard to hear. Socially we tend to blame women when something bad happens to them. And I know this is not the vibes that you were portraying. I just wish that we started talking about how men need to be MORE ACCOUNTABLE for their actions and need to be held accountable rather than telling women they need to change the situations they are in to stay safe. Good ass video tho
Yeah, especially since he had already followed her before when she'd gone from one school to another. (I believe it was transitioning from highschool into college, can't remember and I can't find the timestamp.) So clearly, "moving schools" isn't gonna work, especially since she likely /paid/ to go there, so she shouldn't have to throw her money out the window on the Very Slight chance that the dude will give up on her (Because he Won't). It's not as easy as "oh just move schools dude", coming from someone who left an abusive relationship and Still has my ex hunting me down, it's NEVER as easy as just running away. Especially from an obsessive stalker. Even if you go as far as changing your entire identity, it's not fool-proof. The victim should never be held accountable for their stalker.
14:48 “somebody do the math on that” Well, since you asked.. Average mass in a line of coke: 62mg Average mass of a cremated person: 5lbs Change both to grams: .0625g and 2268g Since we are trying to find x number of cocaine lines for every one cremated person, we divide: 2268/.0625 = 36,288 lines of cocaine How many people would it take, if each one snorted 8 lines, for example, to snort through a cremated person? 36,288 total lines of cocaine available 8 lines per person Divide: 36,288/8 = 4,536 people I have no idea if I’m right, but if I am, Noel’s guess of 30-40 people is hella wrong.
girl that’s being stalked should not have to leave her college to make a stalker happy. she should report it but if she feels as though she isn’t safe to do so then you shouldn’t blame her.
"I'd rather leave than get killed" leaving obviously isn't going to stop the dude. He's been obsessing over her since they were in school together, and changed jobs to be near her. He'd probably follow her again.
“One time in 3rd grade I covered my whole class in poo then I had to wash them off by peeing on them...” will be in the next video from an unnamed psychopath
Yup! Totally complain about our shitty system still but do it with an alias as you’re moving away 🤷🏻♀️😂 I moved two hours away to get away from a stalker and then also warned another girl he had told me he was following, it’s been two years and I still look over my shoulder
@Tim Evans lol she's already said too much to get away with murder.
4 года назад+24
Jennah Green even if he lost his job he’d still be in the area and know her classes and maybe even where she stays she should really get out of the area lol the guy might not even do anything that warrants arrest until it’s too late and she’s cut up and put in the shadow box with newspaper clippings
I just love how this dude totally has those cool uncle/cousin vibes goin on. Like, it's so wholesome and just sweet that he seems like a completely genuine guy. Ily dude, keep doin what ur doin and keep up that chill vibe as always.
When that guy ate the bees my first thought was “oh no he’s gonna get stung, his throat will close up and he’s gonna die!” and immediately after that I thought “oh well guess that’s what we call winning the Darwin award I guess”. So congrats, Noel’s dms have turned me into a misanthrope.
agreed, but in the short term while trying to go through the process to get that guy fired or arrested I would personally get the fuck out for a bit. I would not want to be on campus with him there while actively trying to get him fired. So, I see where Noel is coming from.
Nina Brown people like you who get offended at Noel’s and Cody’s joke are the reason their jokes are getting watered down and the podcast isn’t the same
@@ninabrown7353 You think Noel was making some serious suggestion to her with that? no, he was making a joke out of his suprised reaction, it isn't victim blaming, this terms get whipped out too soon all the time now.
For all the folks worried about the chick with the obsessive sick stalker, on Weird DMs 4 Noel says he contacted the girl and she will be getting legal protection and restraining order, so that's at least a little bit better.
These ain't even funny anymore, they're just straight up crimes 💀
still snorting grandpa story was hilarious
this ain't weird dm's nomo this is bullies reminiscing their memories
Right?? Thank you
Joba has spoken
thank u joba
But are there memories not weird?
Yes Joba
The people sending these dm's are straight up going to Hell omfg these are horrible things to do
Seriously though
square
most of these gotta be made up or at least exaggerated. (especially the dog and vagina one)
The asshole who basically violated those twins literally makes me sick dude
Madelyne Smith same, that was just straight evil for no reason
This isn't even weird DMs.
This is just bullies anonymous
LJ2K 99 love my man Noel, but goddamn this rep of his fanbase is straight cringe.
Richael Zhang lmaooo ikr
I pray these are fake because I legit hate all of you.
The one that pissed me off the most was the one where they peed on people’s gloves and boots because they liked Yu-Gi-Oh (no pun intended)
And some girls that need to contact the fbi and give an anonymous tip lol
my mans said “the save the bees community” like bees are a goddamn fandom
I'm LGBTQSTB
He's just talking about the LGBeeT community
There is a movement to save bees like the actual bees from dying because apparently there aren't enough plants etc :)
they are
*Things are heating up in the anti-bees fandom*
People out here are just too quick to pee on things.
Y r ther no komens?
Their bad omens
Consent is key-
Me: **pauses and reads all the screenshots Noel doesn’t want to read out loud**
Which I REGRET
that last one was nasty as all hell I feel SICK
Same
THE CONDOM ONE
Jemima same
Bro I even replay it to get the full text
“I’m not a lawyer, I’m just a guy on the internet” Noel Miller 2019
@MB 5 dollar therapist*
Thats why i love you@ Noel miller lol
aint that a fall out boy song?
@MB why you clowning me bro??
you were correcting people too 😒🙄
he's our $5 therapist
That entire first story is one of the most evil things I've ever heard. Both the brother and the sister were super violated. That sucks so much dude
I have to admit I did laugh because of what the people said at the end but when I really thought about it I was actually as upset as you are it’s a true violation
Ikr I felt so shitty after hearing that and even more so because I laughed
You NEVER pass around nudes someone sends you. You don't even show that shit to your friends. If the person sending them wanted your friends to see, they would've sent the nudes to your friends too. First guy is a complete piece of shit
@@Alex-pq2fv Thank you! I felt like the only person to notice how fucked up it was enough to point it out
Alex Roeszler this. So many girls get bullied into sending nudes or manipulated into thinking they can trust the other person and just get violated. Ik it happens to guys too but it’s just so common for girls and it’s more common for a guy to just send a nude willingly than a girl. And girls are the ones that get violated the most.
"I can hear this fool" - *imitates him and ends up sounding like Cody*
I said the *exact* same thing.
your profile pic is gay
@@hayden_shonk536 may jay... more like gay jay .....yeah I'll leave
@@hayden_shonk536 okay Gayden
@it's mee 3:01
“what if someone took a bite out of ur house”
gingerbread men: 😦
The only funny comment here all the others are just stupid quotes or “I lITeRaLlY sPaT oUt My CoFfEe”
@@RecardoGuillermo
haha, i literally just spat out my coffee
eva 😡
LOL i literally drank my coffee and laughed at the jokes after finishing my morning beverage
greenbattleship 🤬🤬
Here’s the math on snorting ashes:
The average cremated body produces about five pounds of ash. Five pounds of ash is approximately 2.26796 kilograms. The average high takes about one gram of coke, so it would take about 2,267 people to snort an entire person. Let’s say these kids are crazy and need two grams, it would still take about 1,134 people to snort the entire grandfather.
I don’t do coke, nor do I recommend it. Hopefully everyone sees this or I got placed on a watchlist for nothing
Cadence306 thank you for your service
Thank you haha
It does NOT take 1g of Coke to get 1 person high unless they are a consistent user
“to snort the entire grandfather” man that made me laugh lmao
Gotta keep in mind you often put all of the ashes in the urn.
Noel mimicked the “Patrick Shwavy” guy to sound just like Cody Ko
respect
who is patrick shwavy
aye who's tryna get patrick shwavyyy ahahaha
my exact though lmfaoo
3:02
as someone with a twin brother, i feel bad for the “one homegirl” too
The fact they were seeing it as a joke is probably what made me the most uncomfortable.
probably underage too which makes it child porn
@@shay1330 also a form of incest like, god damn. evil
@@kittykatkitten1075 yeah that shit mustve been soooo disturbing for that kid i felt so bad
That girl should get a restraining order if the security guard is really stalking her.. so scary if it’s true
A restraining order usually requires proof for them being a danger. An investigation would have to be opened to prove he’s stalking her before a restraining order could be put in place. It’d be safer to bring concern to the dean of the college to monitor the situation and work to get him fired/apprehended
@@callahardy8639 Not to mention a restraining order isn't a magical barrier. Getting a permanent order is rather difficult anyway. She could get a criminal trespass,which is easier, but again there is no promise that person will stay away.
he said “hOt sIsTeR cHeCk ✌️😜”
Bruh I read this comment in the exact moment he said it
HADES same
HADES tremendous
Pretty sure some tiktokers must have already made that
@@skunk5805 first time?
Noel calling a bag of human shit a "literal hot lunch" sent me to the 5th layer of hell instantaneously
Broo I was so triggered by that
public school gang
“You’re a bad person and I hope your future wife sees this”
Noel 2019
how the hell this get 4.1K likes, your just quoting the video without any commentary or anything
フクロウ holy shit i didn’t even notice
@@elle9414 holy shit youre right this happens with every video comments section where someone just quotes a funny thing without adding on to it
@@elle9414 yeah no that happens a lot XDD People like the video so they see the comment and just like. I do the same thing but I stopped caring about it cus literally everyone does it XD Apparently you didn't read the comments on Rewind 2019 XDDD
Jerome Malik Favorite part, also good job on 10k likes
Noel isn’t the “five dollar therapist” we deserve he’s the five dollar therapist that we need so we can see how messed up y’all actually are
Gotta love how Noel doesn’t blur the ones he doesn’t read, so we can read them. A true man of the people
Report the stalker and get him fired! If he has anything like pictures of you or anything on campus tell the dean at your college, they can search him legally if it’s in campus property. Also keep track of how many times you encounter him I’m talking date time and location. Security guards generally are supposed to patrol a specific area of campus if he’s running into you in places he’s not supposed to be patrolling then that’s more proof against him and that’s proof that can generally be backed by campus cameras which means it won’t be circumstantial.
Another tip when dealing with a stalker is don’t respond or give him attention in any way. Stalkers have a warped view of how things are. If you yell at a stalker to leave you alone or you get angry they get agitated if you try to talk to them kindly and ask them to leave they get attached more or think you’re somehow playing hard to get. Any response from you positive or negative will feed the delusion, so don’t confront him and make sure the school handles it with care as to not make you a target, these people can easily end up becoming violent, so the school absolutely cannot mention that you’ve brought it to their attention. They need to be the ones who ‘discovered’ what he’s doing to you. The best thing you can do is keep your distance record your encounters and report him, and make sure they keep your involvement hidden from him. Like they can’t even tell him a student brought it to their attention. If you want more information about people like this, there’s a great book named “The Gift of Fear” it teaches you how to trust your intuition and touches heavily on stalkers and people who are irrationally obsessed with others.
Yeah, the girl definitely shouldn't have to leave her college, that is so fucked up. Plus if he has followed her before, who says he wouldn't do it again? Your advice is really helpful.
Hope she sees this
Damn. That’s a lot of words for my little lizard brain, but I agree 100 percent
that story is obviously fake lmao she says the guy went to middle school with her but also says he somehow became a police officer and left the profession to become a security guard all before they reached 21
@@iindierokkers that's not really that hard... The time it takes to complete police academy is about 21 weeks. Assuming he went to police academy at 18 that gives him plenty of time to quit and become a security guard.
Real quick calculation for the party thing:
- average human produces about 5 lbs of ashes
- average amount of “cocaine” used per person is about 1.5 grams when at a party
- 5 lbs = 2268 grams = over 1500 people needed to completely run out, based on those numbers
Cam Wu thank you for your service
That's a lot of art students
1.5 grams per person Jesus Christ who are you partying with
Ur great
bruh.
I really dmd Noel my deepest secret and he didn’t even open it. I’m looking like an absolute clown right about now.
Just say it here
Say it here we're all the same anyway
same
hahahahahahaha
Tell us we’re here
Noel is just Cody with seasoning. Like a spicier type beat
Cody is Calgary mayonnaise and Noel is chick fil a sauce
you didn't have to do him like that 😭
Cody is chicken nuggets, and noel is spicy nuggets
Cody is just canadian lmfao
Half of these are "oh Noooo man that's so embarrassing hahA we all been there" and half of these are like "...bro I hope the statue of limitations had expired on that, cos you have just describe a crime."
“those are my areolas”
Kash Haliwell areola *
everg14 thanks
weird DM's 1: hey yo noel you philipino??
weird DM's 5: HEY WASSUP LEMME TELL YOU HOW I KILLED A DUDE
“He should’ve known off rip those are my areolas”
“A literal hot lunch.” I lost it.
U bad
that girl shouldn’t have to leave her school, that guy should get fired for harassing people that he’s supposed to make feel safe
agreed
agreed, but in the short term while trying to go through the process to get that guy fired I would personally get the fuck out for a bit. I would not want to be on campus with him there while actively trying to get him fired. So, I see where Noel is coming from.
He's saying it more like in a horror movie when they go "get out of the house", as in "get away from the threat as quickly as possible". It's not saying she should leave the school because of him, it's that he thinks (rightfully so) she is most unsafe where he has a position of power in her location. Like if I was her I'd leave for a bit to try and get a restraining order or organise something with the school so he isn't allowed on campus.
that first one tho, they actually violated the girl
yup.
yeah theres nothing to laugh at
So horrible
That girl obvs trusted them and they abused that trust....disgusting
Good point. I was focused solely on the brother being victimized. I didn't even think of how they literally showed her naked fucking body to her own brother and tricked him into...yeah. Horrible.
Is Noel finally starting to get stable with his content ☕🐸
we sippin that oolong sis
Brittnee Willis YAY
probably not
don't even jinx it bro
@Tim Evans 🤣🤣
“Your husband tries to dip out on you, with some other bi...other chick” lol 16:14
Jerry Garza the DUB IM LOSING IT
Jerry Garza HE ALWAYS DOES THAT LMAO
Jerry Garza lollll
Not gonna even mention how sharing another person's nudes without consent is illegal
i mean, if they were underaged it was illegal regardless, but no one cares, you narc
Plot twist it was consensual
@@Badusername2000 Why was the brother a "sick piece of shit"?
I think I missed something.
Isn't it actually kinda shitty to do trick someone like that?
@@Styruse It's just degenerates projecting. Nobody should pay attention to them.
@@eneco3965 I hate when people act like such brain parasite glue sniffers.
God, the hypocrisy is real.
Damn
“Not even a room of art students could snort an entire skeleton”
-Noel Miller 2019
We getting some great quotes from this episode 😂😂
"As a five dollar therapist" Noel you should raise your rates fam
Noel is definitely giving off Mr. Struggle vibes in this video
I die every time Noel stops and dances to that song when ever he’s paying respect 😂😂
btw what's that song's name ?
bored shrimp Stupid Young - Gametime
why is it not addressed that cocaine is white, and human ashes are grey?
lucy nordin human ashes are not always grey, alkaline hydrology makes them snow white and it is a fairly common form of cremation now!
i’ve seen black / grey cocaine before , it’s grot but it exists
@@katec4754 HOW, LITERALLY HOW
I used to know some yellowish cocaine, because of impurity, but how does one make black cocaine or grey cocaine. 5% purity? 20% purity? Get yo lying ass outta here
they’re 21 year old art students. give them the pass on this one 😭
“When i was 7 i used to let my dog lick... *when gon stop it right there* “
Noel: *I bring DRY Content*
Also Noel: *I don’t want to do DRY Content*
"Not even a room full of art students could snort a whole skeleton" is my new favorite quote
The intensifying banjo at the family tree part killed me
The worst part of the fry story is that it could be basically any of us who ate that fry. WE’D NEVER KNOW!
Corn omfg true!!! 🤯
Corn nice
AHHHH
It would be soggy, and probably taste and smell bad, probably, I don’t know luckily I’m allergic to most fries
This is why I never trust anybody. Cause like in anything imagine like I make a friend & then they invite me over & bring out a knife & kill me like you never know. What if I go to McDonald’s & I get a drink, the person who gave me the drink dipped their balls in there how am I gonna know??? You can never know which is why you shouldn’t trust anybody 😀🔫
Why does Noel sound like Cody whenever he acts out the scenes 😂
“THOSE ARE MY AREOLAS” 😂😂
Patrick Shwavy
1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never
born.
Ian S so everyday of my life..huh GUESS IM PATRICK SHWAVYYY
Calm down Juan. Not the time or place!
The Cocaine Cadaver Math Problem:
1g/person (approaching possible overdose levels)
Cadavers weigh 4-6 lbs
Lbs-Oz
(64-96oz)
Oz-Grams
1814g-2722g
1814+2722/2=2268g
You would need roughly 2268 drug ridden art students to properly finish an averaged sized cadavers remains.
yeah so no one snorted ash lmao it's grey in color so they'd know. but 1 g a person would not kill you. maybe if you've never done it and you're like 12? but i've gone patrick schwavy & gone through an 8 ball with my friend. and even in that STATE, i would be able to tell if someone gave me a line of ash. i've heard of people playing pranks and like crushing up tylenol telling people its blow. which is a little more understandable. but when you snort something, it drips down the throat so you can taste and smell it inside you. i feel like if you snorted human ash, you'd be throwing up violently and go to the hospital.
@@theGLOSSqueen lol what is the point of your comment. who said anything about anything being real
@@dolph3578 oh sorry i read your comment as showing how ridiculous that story is but theres not really a point to any comment i write past midnight
JY A. oh yeah you were crazy tired at midnight that your brain couldn’t work
Thank you
Noel do you ever get confused when you hear “noel” in Christmas music
Lmao I'm french and Christmas in french is "Noël" which always makes me laugh. That's a great name tho
I love you so much Noel and I can’t wait to see you in February with Cody! But I just wanted to make a comment coming from a women’s perspective regarding the college stalker. The whole mentality of telling women that they need to change the situations they are in because of the men that are around them is a little hard to hear. Socially we tend to blame women when something bad happens to them. And I know this is not the vibes that you were portraying. I just wish that we started talking about how men need to be MORE ACCOUNTABLE for their actions and need to be held accountable rather than telling women they need to change the situations they are in to stay safe. Good ass video tho
Yeah, especially since he had already followed her before when she'd gone from one school to another. (I believe it was transitioning from highschool into college, can't remember and I can't find the timestamp.) So clearly, "moving schools" isn't gonna work, especially since she likely /paid/ to go there, so she shouldn't have to throw her money out the window on the Very Slight chance that the dude will give up on her (Because he Won't). It's not as easy as "oh just move schools dude", coming from someone who left an abusive relationship and Still has my ex hunting me down, it's NEVER as easy as just running away. Especially from an obsessive stalker. Even if you go as far as changing your entire identity, it's not fool-proof. The victim should never be held accountable for their stalker.
Preach
Yeah im late but quitting college cuz of some dude is a bad idea i fell a restraining order is needed instead
shout out to noel for shutting down that misogynist hard
“I’m not into this rinse repeat bullshit”
*has 11 episodes of Love Island*
And it’s not rinse repeat
Guys I’m just roasting him. Love Island is fucking awesome
Last time I was this early, my parents still loved eachother
Anne Creations bruh☠️
so you've never been early?
o-okay?
*insert "Jeff, dont laugh" video*
14:48 “somebody do the math on that”
Well, since you asked..
Average mass in a line of coke: 62mg
Average mass of a cremated person: 5lbs
Change both to grams: .0625g and 2268g
Since we are trying to find x number of cocaine lines for every one cremated person, we divide: 2268/.0625 =
36,288 lines of cocaine
How many people would it take, if each one snorted 8 lines, for example, to snort through a cremated person?
36,288 total lines of cocaine available
8 lines per person
Divide: 36,288/8 =
4,536 people
I have no idea if I’m right, but if I am, Noel’s guess of 30-40 people is hella wrong.
girl that’s being stalked should not have to leave her college to make a stalker happy. she should report it but if she feels as though she isn’t safe to do so then you shouldn’t blame her.
Amen
She should but I'd rather leave then get killed
"I'd rather leave than get killed" leaving obviously isn't going to stop the dude. He's been obsessing over her since they were in school together, and changed jobs to be near her. He'd probably follow her again.
Aye bruh, your shirt says play but all I see you playing with is my heart
it says play dead 😔
@@lily919 that's even worse 😔
the used condom one is literally the grossest thing i have ever read, thank you for this noel.
“i’m already 5 deep, and i’m like, do i need to keep going” -Noel miller
shoutout to everyone pausing the S and A part only to be disappointed
"Those are MY areolas!"
“One time in 3rd grade I covered my whole class in poo then I had to wash them off by peeing on them...” will be in the next video from an unnamed psychopath
Lmfao dude i'm crying.
Noel Miller another comedy gem, buddy 🤟🏻🤟🏻
lmao Noel took the yu gi oh dm personal
Wait wait wait...she leave college instead of him losing his job? Lmao
Jennah Green i guess it would be kinda hard for her to prove what he’s doing. It sucks but that’s how so many stalkers get away with it.
Yup! Totally complain about our shitty system still but do it with an alias as you’re moving away 🤷🏻♀️😂 I moved two hours away to get away from a stalker and then also warned another girl he had told me he was following, it’s been two years and I still look over my shoulder
@Tim Evans lol she's already said too much to get away with murder.
Jennah Green even if he lost his job he’d still be in the area and know her classes and maybe even where she stays she should really get out of the area lol the guy might not even do anything that warrants arrest until it’s too late and she’s cut up and put in the shadow box with newspaper clippings
Even if he gets fired she’s still not safe there
_"Takes at least 30 or 40 people to snort down an entire corpse"_
Noel Miller 2019
Pov: Imagine you walking down the street with your Dookie in a bag like a hot lunch
yummy
This series is the next “that’s cringe”
life goal is to be featured in one of these vids
d e z same but I don’t have any fxcked up stories to tell
isbakernation our time will come soon 😔🤝
isbakernation Just tell a made up one like half of these people probably did
E-bae u might be on to sumthin 👀
d e z just shit in someone’s coffee and boom, you’re in the video
"patrick shwavy"
Peebody over here really thinkin he wasn’t the weird one for pissing everywhere but the toilet like a dog
Lynn Winters LMAOOO
Best part of these is watching him slowly smiling at his own jokes the closer he gets to the punchline
coochie fries b hitting different tho
cherry valance STOP IT😂😂
YOU BETTER STOP IT
“That’s the crazy part, because i don’t have to do anything” 💀💀💀
"You're a bad person and I hope your future wife sees this"
- Noel Miller 2019
I love how he still displays the whole DM for us to read when he stops.
I just love how this dude totally has those cool uncle/cousin vibes goin on. Like, it's so wholesome and just sweet that he seems like a completely genuine guy. Ily dude, keep doin what ur doin and keep up that chill vibe as always.
The 19 dislikes are the random ppl who don’t like the word “play” on noels t shirt
Mo Phill
Nah they don’t like the mini fake plant in the background
Victoria xo
dang u right, we got some fake photosynthesis haters out here
Man you look like Noel from Cody Ko’s channel
When that guy ate the bees my first thought was “oh no he’s gonna get stung, his throat will close up and he’s gonna die!” and immediately after that I thought “oh well guess that’s what we call winning the Darwin award I guess”. So congrats, Noel’s dms have turned me into a misanthrope.
That guy is nicado avocado (or however it's spelled), really crazy dude with a food addiction
pausing and reading the ones you wouldnt read has ruined my morning.
my friend legitimately thought that cerebral palsy was a type of dog.
"I dont think a whole room of art students could snort an entire skeleton" -Noel 2019
1:52 "its crazy he didn't recognize coz they're twins right" YALL I CANT BREATHE NOEL REALLY WILDIN
If that girl does get cut up and put in a shoe box I hope that clip of Noel is in her Netflix documentary
“Is this ep13 of euphoria” had me 💀
I read this as he said it 💀
Maybe the dude should get fired for stalking her instead of her having to leaver her college campus and uproot her life because of some unstable man.
agreed, but in the short term while trying to go through the process to get that guy fired or arrested I would personally get the fuck out for a bit. I would not want to be on campus with him there while actively trying to get him fired. So, I see where Noel is coming from.
Amen. Love you Noel, but we don't stan victim blaming
Nina Brown people like you who get offended at Noel’s and Cody’s joke are the reason their jokes are getting watered down and the podcast isn’t the same
@@ninabrown7353 he wasn't victim blaming, gtfo
@@ninabrown7353 You think Noel was making some serious suggestion to her with that? no, he was making a joke out of his suprised reaction, it isn't victim blaming, this terms get whipped out too soon all the time now.
This man really out here looking like a combo pizza
Noel looking especially ethnically ambiguous today :)
This is just noel acting like he didnt already read them
Kr0ll3x Gaming yeah no shit how else would he have prepared the video
@@jr2090 it still funny how he manages to give a genuine and real reaction lol
@@jr2090 Assistant. He's big enough now where he doesn't have to pick this stuff out himself. (not necessarily a bad thing...)
@@angieemm He said that he took screenshots of them, so no. no assistant
@@angieemm And those are his dms
DM: “you gotta react to the guy who makes recipes outta...”
Noel: Aight imma head out
3:03 why is this a perfect Cody impression???
noel: this ain't even that bad
noel 2.7 seconds later: i take it back 😳🤲🤭🥺😵
noel: ba ba ba
𝙁𝘽𝙄 𝙊𝙋𝙀𝙉 𝙐𝙋
the 7 dislikes are the twin brother who got catfished and all his fake accounts
and his 116 collective stans at the time of typing this
anna rachel bruh, but really how tf did he not know it was his own titties
For all the folks worried about the chick with the obsessive sick stalker, on Weird DMs 4 Noel says he contacted the girl and she will be getting legal protection and restraining order, so that's at least a little bit better.
noel is the only person i listen to do their ad reads, i would listen to this man read anything
Can’t wait to see how weird things get this time
Side note why is there already one dislike smh.
these dms made me realize how gross and borderline evil humans are.
okay, but 90% of these are fake flexes and demonstrably immoral.
Lmao the claps and the “sync that shit up boy” you should get a custom slate it would hilarious