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  • @99Shadowstep
    @99Shadowstep 7 лет назад +6533

    Geralt "You cross oceans when I call but get caught on the tiniest fence" Asking the real questions right here

    • @JoeMartinez18
      @JoeMartinez18 6 лет назад +495

      well, everyone got limits.

    • @_____2219
      @_____2219 4 года назад +354

      Hey isnt that called breaking the 4th wall when the character is being aware

    • @michaelrodriguez1676
      @michaelrodriguez1676 4 года назад +338

      This is what is called "leaning on the fourth wall," which is a vague awareness. A character has to be completely self-aware in order to break the fourth wall.

    • @iterationfackshet1990
      @iterationfackshet1990 4 года назад +55

      Michael Rodriguez yep,Hideo Kojima uses both, where the characters either comment on things in game that would break the 4th wall but aren’t aware about their current status as a video game character and when they outright talk to the player, such as when in the first MGS you are told to find a code on the back of the game case, which was to combat pirates.

    • @xephthetamagochi4046
      @xephthetamagochi4046 4 года назад +113

      i LOVE how the devs poked fun at their own code work.

  • @adepressedavacado
    @adepressedavacado 7 лет назад +6751

    "run roach"
    WTF DO YOU THINK I'M DOING"
    god this is so great

    • @jinmori5051
      @jinmori5051 6 лет назад +31

      Brian Clarke fuck😂

    • @Nat11us
      @Nat11us 5 лет назад +114

      7:40 what the fck think I am doing??
      Me : wtf

    • @shoooooooooooooooooooooooooobi
      @shoooooooooooooooooooooooooobi 5 лет назад +152

      7:35

    • @cihanvural7541
      @cihanvural7541 5 лет назад +4

      wtf do you think I'm doing WKŞETJ ZŞLSGMAŞLRHKMGNİJLKZSWKETÖ
      ŞÖSH
      ı just went crazy there :D

    • @Enes-pu4mu
      @Enes-pu4mu 5 лет назад +1

      @@cihanvural7541 yarildim aqxkdkd

  • @dimlal
    @dimlal 8 лет назад +6241

    only game where characters ask each other about their bugs

    • @JoeMartinez18
      @JoeMartinez18 8 лет назад +198

      Well Bioware also does jokes on their ... gameplay aspects. Like Cole saying " Don't worry, it's friendly fire " because ( However this Tevinter guy's name is. ) said " Don't stand to close to the enemies, my lightnings may hit you "

    • @SenseiRaisen
      @SenseiRaisen 8 лет назад +37

      if you refer to a Tevinter's mage .... maybe you refer to Dorian

    • @JoeMartinez18
      @JoeMartinez18 8 лет назад +14

      Raisen-kun
      Yep Dorian. sorry forgot the name

    • @SenseiRaisen
      @SenseiRaisen 8 лет назад +6

      Marsupilami no problem buddy n-n

    • @kartikayysola
      @kartikayysola 8 лет назад +34

      They did it in Mass Effect as well, with James and Cortez arguing over the Hammerhead and the Mako.

  • @Darcrest
    @Darcrest 3 года назад +1080

    I love how it's basically canon that Roach just teleports

    • @mb2001
      @mb2001 2 года назад +77

      But can't jump fences

    • @Mr.Pro55k
      @Mr.Pro55k Год назад

      Yup

  • @TheBpendleton44
    @TheBpendleton44 5 лет назад +3319

    "We don't dwell on being left in monster-infested woods"
    I'm guilty

    • @rahulsar2030
      @rahulsar2030 5 лет назад +195

      Ghost's dead horse : my master struck me to death
      Roachs : that's nothing geralt leaves me alone in monster infested woods. Drives me through bandit camps.
      Ghost's dead horse : atleast u are alive.

    • @lumibean7494
      @lumibean7494 4 года назад +22

      I always leave Roach near roads or in the city lol

    • @chrisf.9595
      @chrisf.9595 4 года назад +44

      I once dismounted on a beach to get a hidde treasure underwater, and while swimming I saw the Drowners attacking Roach while I was swimming away to get the treasure.
      Witchers can be heartless sometimes

    • @mergen3125
      @mergen3125 4 года назад +30

      I'm proud of saying that I've never left Roach in those circumstances. I love my in game horses as much as my long-departed dear real one. 💜

    • @daniel39698
      @daniel39698 4 года назад +24

      Since I first met Gaunter O'Dimm, I had always believed that Gaunter had such a huge interest in Geralt, that he, in secret, gave Roach the power of immunity and teleportation.
      Geralt is like another Roach for Gaunter: A very interesting character.

  • @cyberguy3376
    @cyberguy3376 8 лет назад +4924

    I'm glad this game company can make fun of it self

    • @banishedmum
      @banishedmum 8 лет назад +656

      "still kinda strange how you cross the ocean when i call sometimes, but then get hung up on the tiniest fence"

    • @somebody8998
      @somebody8998 8 лет назад +218

      +BunnyTHe GHandi what can I say, everyone got limits

    • @Blue-wl1nz
      @Blue-wl1nz 8 лет назад +134

      That line, priceless, priceless.

    • @obieoguejiofor7994
      @obieoguejiofor7994 8 лет назад +3

      +BunnyTHe GHandi 😂😂😂

    • @CountryMusicMann
      @CountryMusicMann 8 лет назад +38

      I fucking died of laughter watching this!!!

  • @fitnessmmaplaylists3548
    @fitnessmmaplaylists3548 6 лет назад +4009

    Witcher 3: blood and a LOT of wine

  • @voilin
    @voilin 4 года назад +2428

    Roach: *starts talking*
    Geralt: "Let's play Gwent!"

    • @SentientPotatoXIII
      @SentientPotatoXIII 4 года назад +53

      That would be hella awesome 😂

    • @kingarthurpendragon134
      @kingarthurpendragon134 4 года назад +158

      @@SentientPotatoXIII Roach: *Nods in agreement*

    • @craneface8529
      @craneface8529 4 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @flashn00b
      @flashn00b 4 года назад +19

      Kind of hard with hooves!

    • @ibadriba
      @ibadriba 3 года назад +16

      Wonder what deck Roach would use. Nilfgaardian?

  • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345
    @simple-commentator-not-rea7345 5 лет назад +1022

    Everyone's amazed by the whole idea of Roach talking, but am I the only one that's also impressed by how incredibly well written the quest itself is? With how and why the knight was cursed?

    • @anesthesia24
      @anesthesia24 4 года назад +62

      @@nejcl3152 wtf ?

    • @ChinChin-tj5dn
      @ChinChin-tj5dn 4 года назад +2

      Which quest is that?

    • @brayanhernandez1548
      @brayanhernandez1548 4 года назад +6

      Chin Chin person in distress in blood and wine

    • @syleise8729
      @syleise8729 4 года назад +24

      @@nejcl3152 lol I cant imagine being as sad as you

    • @DzakyAmany
      @DzakyAmany 3 года назад +18

      @@nejcl3152
      i wanna know what made you woke up in the morning and instantly chose violence

  • @mark6379
    @mark6379 4 года назад +2457

    After the end of this quest, I like to imagine Geralt running home to Corvo Bianco, head towards Yennefer relaxing by the orchard and then
    Geralt: Yen, do you know of any spell or enchantment that lets someone talk to horses?
    Yennefer: what for?
    Geralt: stuff...

    • @PoisonousPotato69
      @PoisonousPotato69 4 года назад +161

      Yen: Geralt...?

    • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345
      @simple-commentator-not-rea7345 4 года назад +313

      Thank God that Unicorn of hers is stuffed and not alive. Imagine what IT would have to say if he could suddenly talk

    • @billywhite3940
      @billywhite3940 4 года назад +20

      Oh I wasnt with yennefer I chose triss

    • @gaunterodimmsspoon4720
      @gaunterodimmsspoon4720 4 года назад +31

      Billy white As much as I support your decision, I doubt Triss would know any of that type of magic since she is a lower mage.

    • @alebop8966
      @alebop8966 4 года назад +48

      @@gaunterodimmsspoon4720 I fucked both so I got neither. Instead, I was a great father to Ciri.

  • @dragonvarine7553
    @dragonvarine7553 8 лет назад +2823

    I love how they break the 4th wall when he asks Roach how he ALWAYS manages to be there when he calls, pretty cool

  • @thrivinganarchy5267
    @thrivinganarchy5267 7 лет назад +2967

    7:37 Geralt says "run Roach" and Roach says " What the fuck do you think i'm doing". That part was just so funny lol

    • @kevindueny
      @kevindueny 7 лет назад +1

      Thriving Anarchy x

    • @MrTakeYoBitsh
      @MrTakeYoBitsh 7 лет назад +49

      Thriving Anarchy
      We know, we watched the fucking video.

    • @DannyWifi
      @DannyWifi 6 лет назад +25

      I'm a Cat? Stop Lying chill you hefty bitch.

    • @JoeEnman
      @JoeEnman 5 лет назад +1

      I actually wrote this comment. It's the best of incredible Roach lines.

    • @akram591
      @akram591 5 лет назад +2

      i fucking hate when someone doesn't time stamp correctly

  • @subhi_sadiyev
    @subhi_sadiyev 4 года назад +1069

    " Leave me alone, dammit "
    thats exactly what a cat would say xD

    • @KanohiVahi
      @KanohiVahi 4 года назад +83

      The voice of that cat was simply the best XD

    • @Libreom
      @Libreom 4 года назад +15

      bog awf

    • @danielgeronimo5538
      @danielgeronimo5538 2 года назад +2

      That cat wasn't even mad at Geralt for being a Witcher, it's just being a cat

  • @thaismbl93
    @thaismbl93 5 лет назад +2600

    Roach: So, what now? We hit the path? Ride to the nearest notice board, rustle up another contract...?
    Geralt: Exactly. Though, the effects of the brew're waning, I can feel it. Won't be able to understand you, soon.
    Roach: Grrr... that's horseshit. I mean, I got so much I want to tell you, and... Hmmppphrr(
    Roach starts whinnying)...
    *Geralt gets a sad face expression*
    MY HEART IS BROKEN

    • @surimonizarro9791
      @surimonizarro9791 4 года назад +67

      Mine too...

    • @20TheGame09
      @20TheGame09 4 года назад +63

      I may or may not have got a little teary eyed after this quest.

    • @thaismbl93
      @thaismbl93 4 года назад +10

      @@20TheGame09 I may have absolutely got tears rolling down my face after this quest. Many tears. 😂

    • @christianpaolosabater9759
      @christianpaolosabater9759 4 года назад +29

      They should have kept the side effect of understanding Roach a permanent thing.

    • @popularsensai
      @popularsensai 4 года назад +41

      @@christianpaolosabater9759 or maybe had us brewing that potion over and over again so that we could consume it to understand Roach.

  • @VaughanDavies
    @VaughanDavies 6 лет назад +801

    I kinda feel sorry for Roach, all she wants is to talk to her master and hunt with him but can't talk to him without the possibility of killing him.

    • @einpioneer4677
      @einpioneer4677 4 года назад +4

      She?

    • @VaughanDavies
      @VaughanDavies 4 года назад +81

      ein pioneer Roach is female

    • @antneshea
      @antneshea 4 года назад +52

      ein pioneer thats why he asked about the voice in the beginning

    • @endtell
      @endtell 3 года назад +18

      @@einpioneer4677 she is a tomboy

    • @ElPresidenteMargz
      @ElPresidenteMargz 3 года назад +27

      I like how roach is a “she” but the voice that comes out is of a “Ryan Reynolds/Deadpool” type 😂

  • @Avirx
    @Avirx 7 лет назад +3270

    This is one of the best quests in the entire game. This made me love roach even more. You can listen to the other animals around the house too.

    • @quarkyquasar893
      @quarkyquasar893 7 лет назад +70

      I was wondering if we could just leave the quest for a while and go on talking to other animals, what would happen? Is it even possible?

    • @Avirx
      @Avirx 7 лет назад +12

      Red Sniper
      I thought about doing that too but I didn't want to mess anything up.

    • @quarkyquasar893
      @quarkyquasar893 7 лет назад +25

      avirx8 I save the game for this reason only. xD

    • @alfred0621
      @alfred0621 7 лет назад +20

      Wait, you could listen to other animals?

    • @quarkyquasar893
      @quarkyquasar893 7 лет назад +6

      ***** Did you not see the video?

  • @apolashimself
    @apolashimself 4 года назад +1213

    So much better relationship than with Yen or Triss.

    • @0hold
      @0hold 3 года назад +10

      And Dandelion

    • @why.do.I.even.try.
      @why.do.I.even.try. 3 года назад +6

      @@0hold but dandelion isn't an option?

    • @PantaleonGeneral
      @PantaleonGeneral 3 года назад +4

      @@why.do.I.even.try. σαρκασμος

    • @mynamekanye240
      @mynamekanye240 3 года назад +6

      @@why.do.I.even.try. He technically is. Although not romance but bromance.
      SPOILER:
      If you try to romance both Triss and Yen, they trick you into thinking you're having a threesome and they leave you tied to the bed, both breaking up with you. Dandelion unties you and you end up with him. Bromance at it's finest.

    • @why.do.I.even.try.
      @why.do.I.even.try. 3 года назад +2

      @@mynamekanye240 wait, what? Wdym you end up with him? I'm not at all opposed but heck, when is that?

  • @Maple-Lizard
    @Maple-Lizard 5 лет назад +902

    So this explains why Roach decides to go left when the path goes right. It's Geralt and his bad horse riding skills.
    Hmmmm

  • @zinzolin14
    @zinzolin14 4 года назад +143

    Directors must've been like
    "We need to have the horse talk in this quest. The horse is female, and needs to sound like a Cali surfer dude."

    • @jmitterii2
      @jmitterii2 3 года назад +9

      Everyone commenting they should have played a round of Gwent.
      I'm thinking that's how it should have ended... Roach wanting to play really bad. So you play a game. Then once the compulsory game of Gwent is over, it does the ending part the same... the potion wearing off.
      Just a cherry on top, a round of Gwent with his horse.

    • @Lillireify
      @Lillireify 2 года назад +6

      You have to check how she sounds in Polish version :D

    • @screenname6829
      @screenname6829 Год назад

      I'm pretty sure that's Lambert's voice actor playing Roche

  • @dedee1669
    @dedee1669 4 года назад +235

    A reward in this quest is not only potato i got more than that
    This is a one of the best reward in this game
    Love you roach

    • @bayonetta9395
      @bayonetta9395 4 года назад +1

      true

    • @mb2001
      @mb2001 2 года назад +1

      It's getting to know your horse better

  • @sebastiandurando2493
    @sebastiandurando2493 8 лет назад +279

    ''But we aren't vengeful, don't hold grudges, don't dwell on being left in monster-infested woods''
    OMG, I kinda feel like shit now for leaving Roach around foglets and whatnot xD.

    • @FernandoPerez-us1rp
      @FernandoPerez-us1rp 4 года назад +1

      for real, think i'll park him up somewhere nearby and walk the rest of the way instead lol

  • @itsjackieboi6856
    @itsjackieboi6856 8 лет назад +538

    It's funny how in the original games main campaign, with the Pellar, and the goat, Geralt says "you've got that all important quality every roach has to have, you don't talk" or something like that XD

    • @xenon8117
      @xenon8117 5 лет назад +41

      “You don’t talk much.”

    • @mulder801
      @mulder801 5 лет назад +10

      Ah i remember, the goat 'princess'

    • @sageoftruth
      @sageoftruth 5 лет назад +11

      @@mulder801 Makes me wonder what 'Princess' would have had to say during that quest.

    • @noobalicious2607
      @noobalicious2607 4 года назад +2

      @@sageoftruth i expect thick scottish accent

  • @afiatatmaja1410
    @afiatatmaja1410 7 лет назад +210

    "But we aren't vengeful, don't hold grudges, don't dwell on being left in monster-infested woods.."
    Me every time xD

  • @Zireael-dh1st
    @Zireael-dh1st 4 года назад +483

    12:09 Love this little bit where Roach shakes his head at Geralt for yawning lmao

    • @qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095
      @qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 4 года назад +29

      hahahahah, nice observation. This quest was pure gold. Pure gold, I say.

    • @craneface8529
      @craneface8529 4 года назад +5

      How’d I miss that

    • @Avatarbee
      @Avatarbee Год назад +7

      Also a bit earlier Gerald looked at Roach disaproovingly for having a snack during the Umbra it's monologue.

    • @shawshank_1317
      @shawshank_1317 Год назад +1

      @@Avatarbee always put the timestamp or else some people might abuse you

  • @RockinEnabled
    @RockinEnabled 6 лет назад +486

    He isn't surprised a horse can EVEN READ

    • @danishhaykal5665
      @danishhaykal5665 5 лет назад +44

      Witcher mutation :D

    • @tranminhhieu9492
      @tranminhhieu9492 3 года назад +18

      And logical thought to solve crime scene

    • @BlizzyFoxTF
      @BlizzyFoxTF 3 года назад +8

      In a fantasy world like this, it's hard to be surprised by anything

  • @Nerwik
    @Nerwik 7 лет назад +1188

    Raoch fills the role of your stereotypical sassy partner for a serious man of few words that Geralt is.
    Like in them old cops movies. 9:41

  • @mazzatti8046
    @mazzatti8046 8 лет назад +588

    Omg Garalt talking about how roach gets caught on the smallest things, I died. XD

  • @christofferenfors3676
    @christofferenfors3676 7 лет назад +1545

    WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE COMPANY THAT MAKES THESE UNBELIEVABLE GAMES?

    • @OZcomingFRoo
      @OZcomingFRoo 5 лет назад +81

      Because then they wouldn't be unbelievable

    • @brandonfigueroa1507
      @brandonfigueroa1507 5 лет назад +20

      To me, Witchers and Dragon age are best Rpg's

    • @reubenbell1980
      @reubenbell1980 5 лет назад +17

      There isn’t, they made one good game that has atrocious gameplay

    • @annhentaiuser6658
      @annhentaiuser6658 4 года назад +17

      Id Software? They seem to care more of their games unlike their Publisher Bugthesda.

    • @okiean1321
      @okiean1321 4 года назад +11

      Santa monica studio, rockstar, naughty dog

  • @kashiffarhaan6105
    @kashiffarhaan6105 4 года назад +195

    "The horse walks into a tavern, and the innkeeper says-- Hey, pal, why the long face?" HAAHAHAHA

    • @CST1992
      @CST1992 3 года назад +6

      I laughed way too hard at that the first time I heard it.

    • @EndingVisions
      @EndingVisions 2 года назад

      I laughed way too hard at this 😂

  • @ChloePricesNumberOneSimp
    @ChloePricesNumberOneSimp 5 лет назад +206

    "If I start muttering simething about unicorns and sorceresses ignore it"
    Lmao geralt and yen on the unicorn XD

    • @CST1992
      @CST1992 3 года назад +3

      The look on her face is: "Yeah, I know but I shouldn't ask."

  • @whoisspencer
    @whoisspencer 8 лет назад +336

    The self-awareness jokes! I love it.

    • @ThePixelro
      @ThePixelro 8 лет назад +68

      If you hear/read interviews with the developers they admit to the fact that Roach is a buggy piece of lovable horseshit

  • @LuckVanAIIen96
    @LuckVanAIIen96 7 лет назад +466

    From now on, every time Geralt says: "Run Roach!" it will never be the same! xD

    • @CST1992
      @CST1992 3 года назад +17

      WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M DOING?! Pant... Pant...

  • @guyfawkes3940
    @guyfawkes3940 8 лет назад +616

    Because it's not invisible to me, doofus, it's right over there!
    Ahaha Roach is so genius 😂

  • @antoinelk00
    @antoinelk00 5 лет назад +749

    "Do I twerk while I'm standing?"
    In surprised horses in the medieval times know what twerking is

    • @Ambulatory_Viscount
      @Ambulatory_Viscount 5 лет назад +96

      +Antoine Louis King
      In antiquity, it was just another word for "jerk", "twitch", "buck", or "convulse". Oddly fitting for modern-day, but still.

    • @jeremygeller9145
      @jeremygeller9145 4 года назад +2

      Drugs man

    • @edgaral
      @edgaral 4 года назад +28

      twerk is equivalent to sudden movements in place

    • @RichterTheRat
      @RichterTheRat 4 года назад +7

      The word twerk dates back to medieval times.

    • @werewolfx51
      @werewolfx51 4 года назад +8

      Ciri doing maybe, let's say she traveled in our modern world, and Roach listen she talking about the several slangs she learn. lol

  • @vivekphilipvarghese
    @vivekphilipvarghese 5 лет назад +73

    "Cause its not invisible to me doofus" Had me in tears

  • @darudemarc6114
    @darudemarc6114 7 лет назад +158

    3:45 the fourth wall break is fucking unbelievable.

    • @blushyleo
      @blushyleo 6 лет назад +1

      Darude Marc lmao im laughing so hard!

  • @RevolverWolf
    @RevolverWolf 7 лет назад +387

    3:38 "I'll be there for you-ou-ou as the world falls down"
    Reference to Labyriths song "As the world falls down" by David Bowie.

    • @DrAero0
      @DrAero0 5 лет назад +8

      In polish version they referenced it to the song with which Kiciński and Iwiński (the founders of CDPR) grew up - ruclips.net/video/fyoCXePXQF0/видео.html
      Zawsze tam gdzie ty means "Always where you are (with you)" and raoch almost sings it's words :D
      Lady Pank was (is) a band that started in communist Poland and this kind of music was symbol of freedom, rebel spirit.

    • @lsswappedcessna
      @lsswappedcessna 5 лет назад +6

      @@DrAero0 The sidequest "Turn and Face the Strange" (the one where you unlock the extra mutations) is also a reference to a namesake lyric of David Bowie's _"Changes."_

    • @zealottwo
      @zealottwo 5 лет назад

      Love that movie and instantly got the reference

    • @treblebat
      @treblebat 4 года назад

      When i first heard it i was like "was that...was that a Bowie reference?"

    • @LagsterFragster
      @LagsterFragster 4 года назад +2

      Thats fucking freaky, I was listening to this song as I started this video

  • @1stcaptainraldoron538
    @1stcaptainraldoron538 8 лет назад +562

    I feel like this should've been titled; "Blood, Wine, and Drugs."

    • @alfred0621
      @alfred0621 8 лет назад +2

      Shouldn't have eaten the mushrooms picked from a cave.

    • @ZeroEon
      @ZeroEon 6 лет назад

      Lmao that's what them potions do to you 😂

    • @jinmori5051
      @jinmori5051 6 лет назад

      Carter Gates lol( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @pitchblack5422
      @pitchblack5422 6 лет назад

      Blood wine and ecstasy*

    • @ScrupulousAtheist
      @ScrupulousAtheist 6 лет назад +2

      Carter Gates or "Fear and Loathing in Toussaint"

  • @sirilluminarthevaliant2895
    @sirilluminarthevaliant2895 5 лет назад +202

    “Left to dwell in monster infested woods” *geralt looks over*

    • @mb2001
      @mb2001 2 года назад +2

      Pffft

  • @GreebleClown
    @GreebleClown 5 лет назад +130

    "Yes, I'll be there for you-ou-ou, as the world falls down."
    Ah, a horse of culture I see!

    • @ruffuls4212
      @ruffuls4212 3 года назад

      What the reference?

    • @GreebleClown
      @GreebleClown 3 года назад +1

      @@ruffuls4212 It’s from the movie Labyrinth.

    • @ruffuls4212
      @ruffuls4212 3 года назад

      @@GreebleClown got it, it's from a song called As the world falls down by David Bowie. Thanks bro

  • @tastymeatballs2783
    @tastymeatballs2783 7 лет назад +537

    Seems alot of people miss the point where Geralt mentions it's odd how a young mare sounds to manly, pointing out directly that Roach is indeed a girl. Roach's reply implies that young mares do sound manly.

    • @mrwires232
      @mrwires232 5 лет назад +50

      uhh... thanks for explaining the dialogue but i think we all got it the first time

    • @villam215
      @villam215 5 лет назад +34

      Micro goat Well a lot of people here refer to Roach as "him"

    • @rahulsar2030
      @rahulsar2030 5 лет назад +16

      In the books, roachs is also referred as she.

    • @marekiwaniak6552
      @marekiwaniak6552 5 лет назад +18

      @@rahulsar2030 not exactly....Geralt's every horse have same name...Jaskier asked him about this and Geralt's answer was it's easier to remember

    • @diegobrando3409
      @diegobrando3409 5 лет назад +18

      @@marekiwaniak6552 but he is referring to one of his horses in particular. Geralt definitely has had a few stalins in the past. And, correct me if I am wrong, has it been stated that Geralt prefers mares because they are less likely to stomp him when they buck him or something?

  • @mastervadgers3881
    @mastervadgers3881 7 лет назад +242

    "Because it's not invisible to me doofus, it's right over there"
    XD lmfao

  • @ZZZ2573
    @ZZZ2573 8 лет назад +148

    Seems like Roach is the brain of the duo

  • @spiderz5145
    @spiderz5145 3 года назад +143

    After watching this, I think I’m gonna start taking better care of her.
    She literally said all the bad things we do as players and it was downright scary how accurate it was XD...

  • @c.angelo7780
    @c.angelo7780 5 лет назад +122

    "Leiv mi alone darnit!"
    "Fok off!"
    I'm dead 😂😂

  • @itsjackieboi6856
    @itsjackieboi6856 8 лет назад +486

    I wish Roach always spoke, could you imagine the convo he would have with you, the comments he'd make etc.

    • @agnieszkaszafarowicz5969
      @agnieszkaszafarowicz5969 5 лет назад +41

      she. Roach is a girl ;)

    • @jacktheripper5112
      @jacktheripper5112 5 лет назад +8

      @@agnieszkaszafarowicz5969 dnt blame him man even im confused why a she sounded like a guy XD so we got no clarification wether its she or he

    • @agnieszkaszafarowicz5969
      @agnieszkaszafarowicz5969 5 лет назад +13

      @@jacktheripper5112 well, she explained it to Geralt right in the clip above^ xD you couldn't know, how mares sounds (girly od manly from a human point od view), because Roach is first talking horse you met [roll-safe-meme]
      and that's the joke i suppose xd

    • @jacktheripper5112
      @jacktheripper5112 5 лет назад +1

      @@agnieszkaszafarowicz5969 but its still funny how roach talks shame we couldnt talk more to him

    • @diegobrando3409
      @diegobrando3409 5 лет назад +5

      @@jacktheripper5112 Roach is a mare. If that is not clarification that Roach is female, then Oxygen is optional.

  • @libenhagos9335
    @libenhagos9335 8 лет назад +50

    "yes i'll be there for you-ou-ou as the world falls down"
    "Still kinda strange- how you cross the ocean when I call sometimes, but then get hung up on the tiniest fence. What's that about?"
    "What can I say, everyone's got limits"

  • @Alexdengmusic
    @Alexdengmusic 8 лет назад +475

    Got instant depression when Geralt couldn't talk to him anymore. Especially with the music they played at the end of the quest.

    • @scolagod5853
      @scolagod5853 8 лет назад +7

      Same 😪

    • @erockthehorse
      @erockthehorse 6 лет назад +19

      Alex Deng and when roach dies I hope Geralt takes some graytop to say one last goodbye😭😭

    • @kacperszuleta518
      @kacperszuleta518 5 лет назад +17

      You mean ,,to her,, ?

    • @diegobrando3409
      @diegobrando3409 5 лет назад +9

      Sorry to bust your chops, but Roach is not a he, Roach is a she.

    • @jacobb5484
      @jacobb5484 5 лет назад +2

      Diego Brando roach is what he names all of his horses regardless of gender.

  • @bio_5467
    @bio_5467 4 года назад +68

    Witcher: *wakes up*
    Roach: hey you finally awake

  • @alimmia223
    @alimmia223 5 лет назад +71

    While riding....
    Geralt : run roach
    Roach: wtf you think im doing!??

  • @hvilluminati
    @hvilluminati 8 лет назад +237

    Roach swearing is the best thing ever

  • @shinryuheika8581
    @shinryuheika8581 8 лет назад +1072

    Geralt : Hey, how do you know how you always show up when i whistle ? how's that work exactly ?
    still kinda strange- how you cross the ocean, when i call sometimes, but then get hung up on the tiniest fence, what's that about ?
    holy shit geralt did you actually break 4th wall about roach mechanics and how often she stuck in the fence ? HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    • @alfred0621
      @alfred0621 8 лет назад +71

      Actually, if you finish the DLC, Geralt has yet one more fourth wall-breaking line.

    • @VineFynn
      @VineFynn 8 лет назад +7

      More of a moment.

    • @alfred0621
      @alfred0621 8 лет назад +30

      +VineFynn true. That was a great ending to a great series.

    • @gustavodani8334
      @gustavodani8334 8 лет назад +12

      when he looks at ur screen with a smile ?

    • @alfred0621
      @alfred0621 8 лет назад +27

      +Strike Strike yeah.

  • @smoothordinator9529
    @smoothordinator9529 8 лет назад +443

    top 4th wall denting there with the whistle conversation.

    • @wanderingbufoon
      @wanderingbufoon 8 лет назад +94

      also the swimming. the fence. the whole controlling deal. also the fear mechanic.

    • @andrewroy9263
      @andrewroy9263 8 лет назад +5

      Exactly what I was thinking.

  • @erikschutz3543
    @erikschutz3543 4 года назад +142

    Can we admire the fact, that Geralt's LITERALLY trippin' balls on magic mushrooms XD

    • @SpeediraWindira
      @SpeediraWindira 3 года назад +19

      Also laughing at the cat telling him to fuck off....🤣🤣🤣

  • @zerocalvin
    @zerocalvin 5 лет назад +214

    Geralt: Hey Roach, remember that time I ride you all night long?
    Roach: Yeah, I almost died of exhaustion..
    we all done that in the game...

  • @BoxcarPhill
    @BoxcarPhill 7 лет назад +126

    The look in Geralt's eyes when he can't talk to Roach anymore 16:55 )':.

    • @leonartha03
      @leonartha03 4 года назад +22

      even with emotion suppressed due to mutation can't hold his feels

    • @CST1992
      @CST1992 3 года назад +9

      @@leonartha03 That emotion thing is just an excuse. Geralt can feel emotions like normal people can. Remember the Isle of Mists?

    • @throbbingfellow1136
      @throbbingfellow1136 Год назад

      @@CST1992Yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s just an urban myth. Geralt can obviously express emotion and then you have Lambert, one of the most emotional characters in the game.

    • @Surtr174
      @Surtr174 Год назад

      @@throbbingfellow1136 Geralt states in one quest that its a myth without any merit. They just can keep their cool better than regular people.

    • @ayusoraua570
      @ayusoraua570 Год назад

      @@leonartha03 it just his edgy coat. Geralt does feel emotion like human being

  • @Solideyeta2
    @Solideyeta2 8 лет назад +104

    OH MY GOD the Fence joke. CD Project red this is why we love you

    • @jinmori5051
      @jinmori5051 6 лет назад

      SolidEye Ta2 yep

    • @merijn6872
      @merijn6872 6 лет назад +3

      You tried sbcontt. Nobody agrees with you though :)

    • @merijn6872
      @merijn6872 6 лет назад +3

      sbcontt YT Not quite. I was just commenting on how frustrated you got over a feature like this.

    • @Foxiol
      @Foxiol 6 лет назад

      I agree with how bad it is when you find them but it is nothing to get upset or mad about it. It is just a game at the end of the day. Roach was like an integrated bug into the game for me and many more, if it wasn't for that Roach wouldn't be the joke it is now and this quest won't be as fun as it is.
      There are no perfect games but I won't deny that things like that could be fixed with a little bit of more bug-testing.

  • @badvibesforever711
    @badvibesforever711 8 лет назад +426

    Witcher 4, play as roach

  • @unlucky-777
    @unlucky-777 5 лет назад +151

    I want to play Gwent with Roach

  • @johntongco38
    @johntongco38 4 года назад +38

    Geralt was very happy he got to talk to roach. You can see in his glossary of roach that he agreed that roach was a good companion to talk to.

  • @MrDanios2
    @MrDanios2 8 лет назад +46

    "Even considered giving you some White honey. Kinda hard to do with hooves, tough"
    Oh god...

    • @Howl4514
      @Howl4514 8 лет назад +5

      thought the same thing. took a few seconds to actually remember white honey is a thing in this game.

  • @TYAC_TPE_SF-Bay
    @TYAC_TPE_SF-Bay 8 лет назад +35

    David Bowie: "...there for you-ou-ou, as the world falls down."

  • @latibass
    @latibass 8 лет назад +146

    This is why CD Projekt Red is awesome.

  • @Turtle1631991
    @Turtle1631991 5 лет назад +35

    "Don't dwell on being left in monster infested woods" hahahaha. The passive agression in that jab. Brilliant writing.

  • @yungretard7462
    @yungretard7462 5 лет назад +74

    It’s funny how Roach talks like someone from the 21st century

    • @trekker105
      @trekker105 3 года назад +8

      Like Barbas, but way less annoying.

    • @dathunderman4
      @dathunderman4 3 года назад +1

      Kinda like dandelion

    • @kotarojujo2737
      @kotarojujo2737 3 года назад +1

      Or every character in this game that voiced by American

  • @ZENO-TV
    @ZENO-TV 8 лет назад +142

    I could really use that Brew. Especially with the horses in Tamriel.

    • @SyberiusRex
      @SyberiusRex 8 лет назад +17

      Ask them how the hell can they climb through anything... then the horse will simply say... "I'm majestic as fuck"

    • @ZENO-TV
      @ZENO-TV 8 лет назад

      +John Magsambol Good point.

    • @hahayes5479
      @hahayes5479 8 лет назад

      I thought you were killed by the dovahkiin?

    • @ZENO-TV
      @ZENO-TV 8 лет назад +1

      +MLG Booce I was. But I've killed and been killed many Dragonborn. Some still haven't faced me yet.

    • @dinodino7514
      @dinodino7514 8 лет назад

      +The Ebony Warrior so your living through the Schrodinger paradox?

  • @Barkugou420
    @Barkugou420 8 лет назад +657

    god this is about as good as the handkerchief with the initials D.L.C.

    • @sophisitcatedpsyco
      @sophisitcatedpsyco 8 лет назад +5

      lmao just got that

    • @mustangcoree
      @mustangcoree 8 лет назад +1

      +zraiken care to explain ?

    • @sophisitcatedpsyco
      @sophisitcatedpsyco 8 лет назад +46

      one of the clues in the dlc, is a handkerchief with the initials DLC

    • @jeffhardyultimte
      @jeffhardyultimte 8 лет назад +43

      +zraiken that's not all tho. during the fist of fury mission, you fight a wisecracker named mancomb in a battle of words. mancomb is a play on Guybrush from the monkey island game franchise. also there's a guy you meet in a certain place called Handsome Jacques which of course is a play on Handsome Jack from Borderlands!

    • @Sevik07
      @Sevik07 8 лет назад +43

      Game is littered with all these little tidbits from internet culture. There is a cave in Skellige with three cave trolls named Jesse, Joe and Dodger for example. Excellent place to farm mutagens and troll livers btw.

  • @wille84fin
    @wille84fin 8 лет назад +63

    Don't know why, but the end of this quest was kinda sad. Maybe because this was most likely the first and only chance for Roach to verbally interact with Geralt. Fun and original quest overall.

    • @overdose4903
      @overdose4903 8 лет назад

      ikr? It'd be awesome if you could understand Roach from the quest on, but I guess it'd be pretty weird and immersion-breaking

    • @notmyname3487
      @notmyname3487 8 лет назад +4

      I guess he'd have to kidnap another Djinn and make roach talk.

    • @jmafia48867
      @jmafia48867 6 лет назад

      Geralts face says it all

  • @BlizzyFoxTF
    @BlizzyFoxTF 3 года назад +11

    The grief I felt when the quest ended is similar to when I finished the main story. Witcher 3's quests are of such high quality. We want more of Roach talking, but alas, we need to say goodbye to all these wonderful characters and move on with our lives.

  • @zyadzakaria2001
    @zyadzakaria2001 5 лет назад +26

    “So what now? We hit the path? Ride to the nearest notice board, rustle up another contract?”
    Watching this while listening to the music in the background simply one of the best feelings i got playing this game. Thank you CDPR!

  • @akim247
    @akim247 8 лет назад +69

    this quest alone suddenly gave Roach a character! not just a horse

  • @RabidMouser
    @RabidMouser 8 лет назад +172

    The boy Geralt gettin flamed by animals....
    I'm done

  • @xtraordinaryxtd9484
    @xtraordinaryxtd9484 8 лет назад +92

    Geralt: Are you taking me for a ride??
    Roach: Seriously Geralt?? Seriously??

  • @LandTProduct
    @LandTProduct 4 года назад +40

    “We don’t dwell on being left in monster infested woods”
    Uh, first I’ve heard of this!

  • @Mechronastamuth
    @Mechronastamuth 6 лет назад +30

    That cat was hilarious :D:D:D
    "Leave me alone darnit! Clever man, is that it?! Bog of!!!

  • @claireglory
    @claireglory 8 лет назад +1454

    im starting to get suspicious with roach.
    maybe he is not just an ordinary horse.
    can teleport?

    • @YoungOneJim
      @YoungOneJim 7 лет назад +123

      green house she ;)

    • @saraisan7465
      @saraisan7465 7 лет назад +39

      James Ryan seriously that voice sounds pretty manly to me though

    • @YoungOneJim
      @YoungOneJim 7 лет назад +72

      Sara Isan look it up roach is exclusively Female, dont assume her gender just because of hiw her voice sounds, in the video she even says shes a girl!

    • @saraisan7465
      @saraisan7465 7 лет назад +12

      James Ryan well then I think I have to apologize for assuming someones gender! (Still pretty confusing)

    • @YoungOneJim
      @YoungOneJim 7 лет назад +115

      I think the developers did it intentionally to mess with us :P

  • @Crowco3007
    @Crowco3007 7 лет назад +373

    I broke when that cat spoke

    • @lsswappedcessna
      @lsswappedcessna 5 лет назад +20

      And of course it was being a complete prick. I bet a dog would probably ask Geralt where the ball (his balls) is (are).

    • @nuvreau1902
      @nuvreau1902 5 лет назад +24

      The RUclips Phantom Official “where are my testicles geralt?”

  • @ThievNWalrus
    @ThievNWalrus 7 лет назад +3015

    Shit, I missed this quest.
    Better start a new game plus : )

    • @sean8102
      @sean8102 6 лет назад +124

      Same here, didn't even know this quest exsisted until recently. Thankfully I pretty much just got to Toussaint in my 2nd full playthrough.

    • @Mikster50002
      @Mikster50002 6 лет назад +9

      Damn.... same here...

    • @jinmori5051
      @jinmori5051 6 лет назад +1

      ThievNWalrus same

    • @HoneyBadger1184
      @HoneyBadger1184 6 лет назад +25

      Just start new game not ng+. I think Geralt ends up overpowered at the end there, euphoria is OP. It's nice to be a walking God on the end of your journey but not at at the begginning .

    • @Alejandro92GR
      @Alejandro92GR 6 лет назад +20

      Does anybody knows where to go to “unlock” this quest? Or what to do to do it? Thanks

  • @Notechinus
    @Notechinus 6 лет назад +53

    The best game I played my entire life.

    • @victoriasharpe1661
      @victoriasharpe1661 5 лет назад +8

      True, it has everything. Story, gameplay, characters. The dlcs are epic. Your decisions actually matter

  • @sass5960
    @sass5960 6 лет назад +11

    Anyone notice Geralt also explained why he talks to himself when investigating stuff even when alone. Always found that hilarious.

  • @Rostytn
    @Rostytn 8 лет назад +284

    Everyone is going like: "Isn't Roach supposed to be a mare?"
    did you even watch the video? if you did then you clearly aren't paying attention.

    • @АндрейМарк-ч1х
      @АндрейМарк-ч1х 8 лет назад +64

      Yeah. I swear some people are stupid beyond legal rights

    • @vakar9779
      @vakar9779 8 лет назад +9

      well vernon roch was no woman either

    • @Tookieslam
      @Tookieslam 8 лет назад +12

      It's because they most likely skipped through the video...

    • @cjmae6128
      @cjmae6128 8 лет назад +1

      +vardges arsenyan ayyy

    • @justsomeone7961
      @justsomeone7961 6 лет назад

      buts its clearly stated multiple time through the entire game that roach is a mare , and is stated multiple time in that quest too.

  • @idnyftw
    @idnyftw 8 лет назад +231

    roach 10/10 best girl

  • @jfhammer
    @jfhammer 7 лет назад +260

    CD Project Red, I love you.

  • @mrmilktrayman8002
    @mrmilktrayman8002 2 года назад +3

    They chose the perfect VA to voice Roach

  • @Asiskarki7
    @Asiskarki7 4 года назад +2

    Roach ordering Geralt is hillarious.
    Roach " Leader of witchers".

    • @SpeediraWindira
      @SpeediraWindira 3 года назад +1

      Roach keeping them in line with her iron hoof!

  • @kento2851
    @kento2851 8 лет назад +68

    7:30 to 7:38:
    Roach: Let's not lose sight of that umbra,Can you see it now?
    Geralt : Yeah it's right there, Run Roach!
    Roach: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M DOING? (sighs)
    HAHAHAHAHA LMAO BEST PART EVER >_

  • @marcoscamps7384
    @marcoscamps7384 8 лет назад +1114

    Where's the roach sex scene?

    • @xxmercy1331
      @xxmercy1331 8 лет назад +9

      Hahahahahahahahhaahhaahhaahahaha

    • @overdose4903
      @overdose4903 8 лет назад +28

      this is why ISIS is all over the place and why the world-wide bank systems are nearing bankruptcy

    • @fragmentsbeta6537
      @fragmentsbeta6537 8 лет назад +176

      Why would you need one? Geralt rides Roach every time he summons him.

    • @BloodKitten_
      @BloodKitten_ 8 лет назад +78

      him? roach is a female.

    • @simpleskip5786
      @simpleskip5786 8 лет назад +6

      +心音希月 his first roach in game was female that's the one the emperor gave him during the main quest line

  • @fist-of-doom487
    @fist-of-doom487 8 лет назад +45

    This is the weirdest mission so far, the Jamaican Cat made it for me.

    • @Dogtles
      @Dogtles 8 лет назад +15

      I personally love the paperchase quest, as it's simply just waiting to get money from a bank.

    • @felixpop6598
      @felixpop6598 8 лет назад +4

      The stolen testicles mission was by far wierder

    • @joisarrithesmall298
      @joisarrithesmall298 6 лет назад

      The testicle of infinite stamina XD

  • @Night_Rose_94
    @Night_Rose_94 5 лет назад +41

    Stuck on the tiniest fence
    Wtf do you think i'm doing
    Overgrown demon cats
    Roach is great

  • @dvdv7777
    @dvdv7777 5 лет назад +23

    "Geralt, we gotta have a man-to-horse-talk" xDDDD

  • @atlasprime6193
    @atlasprime6193 8 лет назад +419

    Roach sounds so...moderate. American, even.

    • @atlasprime6193
      @atlasprime6193 8 лет назад +65

      Like from the 90s....

    • @DravgonPL
      @DravgonPL 5 лет назад +17

      Yeah in EN version shes moderate af, but in polish roach has voice soooo damn deep and manly that i died inside when i first heard it

    • @dudzio89
      @dudzio89 4 года назад +1

      @@DravgonPL especially when you realize who gives Roach voice in PL... #WojciechMann

    • @thatjackal74
      @thatjackal74 4 года назад +12

      Geralt is supposed to also have an American accent but he sounds like someone from Michigan who smoked 12 packs a day for 30 years

  • @TalonAshlar
    @TalonAshlar 8 лет назад +62

    This episode should be called Geralt High on SHROOMS!!!

  • @Fr0st1989
    @Fr0st1989 8 лет назад +89

    "Ye Geralt I know how many fuckin' times you farted on me while riding and I have to say: not appreciated. Neigh."

  • @bucca2
    @bucca2 4 года назад +5

    The cat…the fact that you can ask roach meta questions…everything about this is amazing

  • @liam_astley
    @liam_astley 5 лет назад +11

    "How can you be so sure?"
    "Because it’s not invisible to me doofus it’s right over there!"

  • @Psychosgamers
    @Psychosgamers 8 лет назад +145

    really funny they put the horse bugs and some illogical things into the dialogue......i had a big smile on my face....not that they answered anything ....but still funny

    • @killa1711
      @killa1711 8 лет назад +30

      they did answer. the horse says I do the best I can do. so I think that means that cd project red is saying its the best they can do

    • @Psychosgamers
      @Psychosgamers 8 лет назад +2

      killa1711
      ....not a very satisfying answer....dont u think? i love cd project red with all my essence but i cant shut my eyes to stupid ass bugs...can u?

    • @asel8189
      @asel8189 8 лет назад +19

      +PsychosGamers Yep, they probably considered that problem in development, but couldn't figure out a reliable solution in time, so they admitted they tried. It's undoubtedly amazing how they managed to break the forth wall with this.

    • @BlazeBluetm35
      @BlazeBluetm35 8 лет назад +3

      not as buggy as skyrim though, ha.

    • @playboy198900
      @playboy198900 7 лет назад

      Incognito i

  • @987jof
    @987jof 8 лет назад +92

    Roach is the true hero of the games

    • @JoeMartinez18
      @JoeMartinez18 6 лет назад

      Mmmmmh, I still have nightmares about Roach... it's the only horse I know that can litterally climb up on houses and float through the air.

  • @libenhagos9335
    @libenhagos9335 8 лет назад +165

    also you can talk to other animals while you're still high. They don't say much but it's pretty funny.

    • @vc180191
      @vc180191 8 лет назад +54

      Love that cat at 5:17 that he annoyed;
      "Leave me alone, dammit! Clever man, is that it? Bog off!" (although I swear the cat said fuck off and the subtitles are wrong)

    • @libenhagos9335
      @libenhagos9335 8 лет назад +50

      vc180191 the wolf asks if you've ever visited ofir and has the sweetest, most delightful voice. and it was a giant fucking wolf.

  • @jamalfoster3329
    @jamalfoster3329 3 года назад +5

    Geralt: “yeah, it’s right there, run roach”
    Roach: “wHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IM DOING”
    BRUH IM IN TEEEEAAAARS 😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @danielaviegas9004
    @danielaviegas9004 4 года назад +84

    Would love to see a chapter like this in the Witcher Netflix 😂it would be hilarious