I made a spring axe

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  • Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024

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  • @Shovelchicken
    @Shovelchicken Год назад +61577

    A roommate sized mousetrap to stop them from stealing my chips.

    • @andrewhooper7603
      @andrewhooper7603 Год назад +3876

      A chip-sized roommate to stop them from stealing your mousetraps.

    • @diet_dr.demoncore
      @diet_dr.demoncore Год назад +697

      lace your chips with capsaicin extract

    • @somerandommusicianSRM
      @somerandommusicianSRM Год назад +606

      A mousetrap-sized chip to stop them from stealing your roommates.

    • @totally_not_putin
      @totally_not_putin Год назад +192

      No, you need a chip sized mousetrap that goes in the bag of chips, then when they grab it, bite down on the chip, it snaps shut on their tongue

    • @locrianphantom3547
      @locrianphantom3547 Год назад +93

      A chip sized mousetrap to stop them from stealing my roommates.

  • @Peeriemoot_
    @Peeriemoot_ Год назад +19973

    Man is where cartoon characters get their weapons from.

  • @NobodyAtAll56
    @NobodyAtAll56 Год назад +690

    This is definitely the kind of weapon you should attach to a homemade, self-aware automaton

  • @klack1l
    @klack1l Год назад +117

    Nuclear reactor capable of turning radium into plutonium

  • @SilverSomething99
    @SilverSomething99 Год назад +697

    Now we need a double sided spring axe

    • @mothichorror446
      @mothichorror446 Год назад +39

      Ah yes, fingerless glaives

    • @shortshrimp
      @shortshrimp Год назад +5

      thats the point of the joke@12345shushi

    • @ryzenryne8747
      @ryzenryne8747 Год назад +5

      a "no u" axe lol

    • @rileyfaucett8
      @rileyfaucett8 Год назад

      oh god 😭

    • @CheezMaster24
      @CheezMaster24 Год назад

      He is most likely gonna loose his Arm from that😅
      The axe chopping him instead of the wood😔

  • @Bonewalker-2000
    @Bonewalker-2000 Год назад +745

    A perfect example of "Just because you can, doesn't mean you should."

  • @cuuurlyfries5246
    @cuuurlyfries5246 Год назад +8844

    Make a chair that when you sit down on it , it hugs you.
    And doesn’t let go.
    The man-trapping-chair!

    • @anniebeautygirl
      @anniebeautygirl Год назад +106

      This remembered me of that huggy wuggy dude

    • @loafusloaufusboboafus8971
      @loafusloaufusboboafus8971 Год назад +70

      Is it a warm hug?

    • @MajesticColly
      @MajesticColly Год назад +94

      He’ll only take the instruction and turn it in to a Harmchair

    • @ratoh1710
      @ratoh1710 Год назад +22

      Mount the man catcher mechanism he made so it is triggered by you sitting down on it

    • @ChaosKaehot
      @ChaosKaehot Год назад

      @@loafusloaufusboboafus8971electric

  • @samroe4294
    @samroe4294 Год назад +720

    I'm waiting for the inevitable video titled "I cut my hand off"

    • @GR33NPUG
      @GR33NPUG 4 месяца назад +5

      engineer

    • @wynnnnnnn5227
      @wynnnnnnn5227 3 месяца назад +13

      The sequel: hey guys I built an ion cannon for my new hand

    • @patchesdog4330
      @patchesdog4330 3 месяца назад +4

      "and then i replaced it with random crap in my garage"

    • @LUCARICCI-i3i
      @LUCARICCI-i3i 3 месяца назад +4

      video title ''I made a new hand"

  • @adrianebayaras3985
    @adrianebayaras3985 Год назад +2159

    he made the bendy sledgehammer, but its even more life threatening

    • @ChiefSmokinWater
      @ChiefSmokinWater Год назад +27

      Gas Powered Cheese Grater.

    • @jackirish9022
      @jackirish9022 Год назад +2

      A pipe bom on a pipe.

    • @Lashiiii
      @Lashiiii Год назад

      Make ratatouille

    • @JacobPlays136
      @JacobPlays136 Год назад +11

      @@ChiefSmokinWaterholy shit, just a gigantic cylindrical cheese grater that spins on an axel of a lawn mower engine. That sounds fun

  • @MegaManXPoweredUp
    @MegaManXPoweredUp Год назад +4060

    Impressive. Now we just need a Summer Axe, Fall Axe, and Winter Axe.

  • @Rollypolly1064
    @Rollypolly1064 Год назад +472

    When he posts a video it relieves me a bit to know he’s still alive.

    • @blnnnn
      @blnnnn Год назад +3

      lmao so good

    • @yeetusdeletus9818
      @yeetusdeletus9818 Год назад +6

      Honestly, every time he posts a video, it fills me with soo much anxiety and dread.

  • @callofthechickens1666
    @callofthechickens1666 11 месяцев назад +44

    Make a battle bot that has a welder positioned so that it can near instantaneously weld the opponent to the floor and then go safely away from the weapons and just weld the bots insides together

    • @fritzikolb1903
      @fritzikolb1903 5 месяцев назад +1

      I never really watched battle bots, so I wonder: would this be allowed?

    • @Anon-te6uq
      @Anon-te6uq 3 месяца назад

      pretty sure the floor is made of concrete so I dont think this would work.

  • @dohthedreaded139
    @dohthedreaded139 Год назад +4377

    A toaster that shoots toast at am incredibly high speed

    • @westie430
      @westie430 Год назад +92

      ooo that's actually a beautiful idea

    • @PigeonFuff
      @PigeonFuff Год назад +50

      Colin Furze already made this

    • @Aval0n42o
      @Aval0n42o Год назад +9

      Eating toast at 3am reading this

    • @magnushederstjerna5975
      @magnushederstjerna5975 Год назад +5

      I think we think the same things...

    • @28russ
      @28russ Год назад +3

      @@magnushederstjerna5975Ya probably his clone. That's the most logical explanation. 🤔

  • @spiritual-lyrical-individual
    @spiritual-lyrical-individual Год назад +443

    Ahh yes the spraxe. A formidable weapon indeed.

    • @Alfred_The_3st
      @Alfred_The_3st Год назад +3

      HAHAHA!! Nice one

    • @GhostsOfSparta
      @GhostsOfSparta Год назад +2

      I liked the handy banana cutter.

    • @lalegende2746
      @lalegende2746 Год назад

      @@GhostsOfSparta The what now

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse Год назад

      Made me laugh out loud. Spraxe is so fun to say

    • @Dartania
      @Dartania Год назад +2

      Where did you go to school? That’s clearly an Axng.

  • @NatesFilmTutorials
    @NatesFilmTutorials Год назад +895

    “This maybe the dumbest thing I ever made”
    I’ve watched Alex for too long to know this isn’t remotely true

    • @cheese1627
      @cheese1627 Год назад +19

      Cheese

    • @Fleischkopf
      @Fleischkopf Год назад +12

      ​@@cheese1627wise words, mate 🤔

    • @ZaynneThaWook
      @ZaynneThaWook Год назад

      @@cheese1627hamburger

    • @El-Burrito
      @El-Burrito Год назад +24

      the saw blade bey blade was probably about on the same level

    • @Persondoesntexist
      @Persondoesntexist Год назад +4

      @@cheese1627it seems you are also a very distinguished individual gentleman

  • @mrself5824
    @mrself5824 10 месяцев назад +9

    The bit of you bending the axe down to your hand gave me a good hearty laugh. Your reaction is perfect

  • @rainboi7894
    @rainboi7894 Год назад +1427

    2023- spring axe
    2123- ancient civilizations used spring axe.

    • @Crakinator
      @Crakinator Год назад +79

      An elegant weapon from a more civilized age

    • @thefaceofmankind
      @thefaceofmankind Год назад +16

      ​@@Crakinatoryeah, a civilized age

    • @adamabramson2504
      @adamabramson2504 Год назад +3

      COMPLETELY NOT TRUE!!!

    • @VeLiK-4113
      @VeLiK-4113 Год назад +18

      do you think 100 years ago is ancient civilization?

    • @seirbhiseach
      @seirbhiseach Год назад +6

      @@VeLiK-4113the exponential growth of technology makes it so. It took less time to go from guns to nukes than it took to go from swords to guns after all, and what is considered an unrecognizable point in history is gradually getting closer as a result

  • @Seenuan1
    @Seenuan1 Год назад +563

    A high explosive printer that prints each page in a split of a second and with a loud bang to assert your dominance in the office

    • @MeLoNarXo
      @MeLoNarXo Год назад +15

      It's coming in the office set with a stapler gun and a chair that can deploy spikes when threatened.

    • @jaedonhurles3623
      @jaedonhurles3623 Год назад +7

      Are you describing a classified firearm

    • @lightgrove7751
      @lightgrove7751 Год назад +3

      @@MeLoNarXopneumatic staple gun, just when they think the chaos has subsided the air compressor kicks on…

    • @ExpandDong420
      @ExpandDong420 Год назад +4

      So does it use an explosion to send all the ink onto the paper at once?

    • @w_ldan
      @w_ldan Год назад

      So printing press that use the kinetic power from the explosive to press the ink to the paper within a second then.
      The blank bullet would be enough ithink, IDAT'll figure out how to make it work.

  • @jackslee6186
    @jackslee6186 Год назад +768

    we making it out of Yharnam with this one

    • @realredrobot
      @realredrobot Год назад +33

      Aah, you were at my side all along.
      My true mentor... My guiding moonlight.

    • @leo8292
      @leo8292 Год назад +22

      @@realredrobot my guiding spring-powered hand axe

    • @joshw.2739
      @joshw.2739 Год назад

      Lmaooooo

    • @oskargrankall4551
      @oskargrankall4551 Год назад +5

      You are not wanted here!

    • @adderallsenpai
      @adderallsenpai Год назад

      YOU MANGE-RIDDEN RAT!

  • @denzzlinga
    @denzzlinga 6 месяцев назад +5

    If the spring was a bit stiffer, i think this could be usefull. That it somehow adds momentum when you swing the axt with full force that gets released again when you hit something, and it can therefore do more work than a normal axt.

    • @redberries8039
      @redberries8039 2 месяца назад

      i think 'a lot' stiffer ..but yes

    • @9999crazymonkey
      @9999crazymonkey Месяц назад +1

      That's not how physics works

    • @denzzlinga
      @denzzlinga Месяц назад +1

      @@9999crazymonkey of course. When I swing a big hammer or Axt with a springy thing inside, the handle accelerates faster than the head due to its mass. And as soon as the head starts to move, it receives the force of me swinging the handle plus the force of the spring that wants to go back to its neutral position, so is accelerates faster and gains more momentum. I just have to hit something before the spring is back in it's neutral position.

    • @9999crazymonkey
      @9999crazymonkey Месяц назад +1

      @@denzzlinga tell me you've only taken intro to Physics without telling me you've only taken intro to physics

  • @absoluteburst6611
    @absoluteburst6611 Год назад +642

    Only by going through a rigorous training of 15 years, can you become the ultimate spring master.

    • @TsakDjit
      @TsakDjit Год назад +10

      ... and wear the spring powered sandals.

    • @ozob4696
      @ozob4696 Год назад

      ​@@TsakDjitl¹8

    • @Comedy-kp5dl
      @Comedy-kp5dl Год назад

      @@ozob4696what?

  • @1NTENT1ONS
    @1NTENT1ONS Год назад +1127

    This guy is the epitomy of letting his intrusive thoughts win, and I love it.

    • @PLUTONIUMCONSUMER
      @PLUTONIUMCONSUMER Год назад +13

      Mf this is what you call creativity.

    • @rg3892
      @rg3892 Год назад +3

      ​@@PLUTONIUMCONSUMER i keep thinking of that scene in icarly where she ducks under the path of a flung hammer

    • @thumtak_
      @thumtak_ Год назад +6

      Not intrusive, impulsive

    • @spindlywebs
      @spindlywebs Год назад +6

      IMPULSIVE not intrusive

    • @spindlywebs
      @spindlywebs Год назад +3

      ​@@thumtak_:0 same comment another person who gets annoyed at this!!

  • @Alex-xo2ck
    @Alex-xo2ck Год назад +847

    And thus, the Spraxe was born.

    • @jacoboofly164
      @jacoboofly164 Год назад +7

      Bro made an axe for lazy people as hell💀

    • @ComplimentarySpoon
      @ComplimentarySpoon Год назад +5

      sounds like a terraria item

    • @abdulrahmanalrubaian
      @abdulrahmanalrubaian Год назад +4

      @@ComplimentarySpoon it kinda does lol

    • @DippyChipp
      @DippyChipp Год назад +4

      Monster hunter devs better write this down

    • @ougazu32
      @ougazu32 Год назад +1

      ​@@DippyChippWe already got swaxe, now this? hell yeah!

  • @Sir.memes413
    @Sir.memes413 10 месяцев назад

    Can you make a large pickaxe ❤
    I love ur vids and i would love to see it

  • @skywarr5508
    @skywarr5508 Год назад +345

    After watching Mr Green struggle with welding for over an hour, its nice to see an Australian who can weld without it ending looking like a violent diarrhea

    • @origional_name_here1429
      @origional_name_here1429 Год назад +29

      I love how absolutely correct you are, and if these two ever collaberate im pretty sure they will create a nuclear bomb out of a 2 by 4, an axe and a smoke detector

    • @ripreq6580
      @ripreq6580 Год назад

      ​​@@origional_name_here1429and 38,2g of marmite

    • @KJF87
      @KJF87 Год назад

      ​@@origional_name_here1429shhh, FBI are coming! Giving away world war secrets is frowned upon!

    • @InfiniteSkiegh
      @InfiniteSkiegh Год назад +1

      ​@origional_name_here1429 Nah you need nilered in this mix for that. 🤣🤣😅

    • @andrewhooper7603
      @andrewhooper7603 Год назад

      Put welding in the schools. Honestly, kids should be able to drop a perfect bead by the time they leave the 6th grade.

  • @haydennoble9253
    @haydennoble9253 Год назад +250

    Detective: “So how did he die?”
    CSI Tech: “Spring axe”

  • @JFBD1999
    @JFBD1999 Год назад +433

    Cant wait to see dwarven dads reaction to this.

    • @Microwave830
      @Microwave830 Год назад +7

      Yes

    • @rinoz47
      @rinoz47 Год назад

      OoOoOoOhHhHhH LoRd nO

    • @Karak971
      @Karak971 Год назад +1

      "Oh sweet Moradin, who let the artificer design a melee weapon?"

    • @wixzy_
      @wixzy_ Год назад

      Yes.

  • @UtaShirokage
    @UtaShirokage 9 месяцев назад

    Make a portable nuke! That would be so cool and unique!!!

  • @gubbtratt1
    @gubbtratt1 Год назад +458

    Now that you have the 19th century tree cutting device on a spring, you should make a chainsaw on a spring.

  • @thanos879
    @thanos879 Год назад +142

    Archeologists might find this in the future and be baffled

    • @irradiated_woman8016
      @irradiated_woman8016 Год назад +12

      Imagine, 10000 years from now, excavating his whole house/property from the undersea sediment, finding it full of dangerous artifacts....

    • @madcow3417
      @madcow3417 Год назад +14

      If archaeologists found it in the present they'd be baffled too.

    • @unknownvariable2456
      @unknownvariable2456 Год назад +5

      "according to the remnants found, we've determined that they trimmed their whiskers to a length determined by the length of the springs of their axoloots at the start of each day, this is just one of the many ways they used axoloots in their culture." -dumb archeologists trying to make up random things to make it seem like every part of life had purpose and reason.
      the greatest reason we've ever had, as human beings, was "why not", we put a man on the moon for that reason, we sacrificed lives for it, and we WILL do it again, and one day, we'll put a man on the f*cking sun.

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  Год назад +13

      Thats why i make most of the things i do

  • @nightangel7322
    @nightangel7322 Год назад +1207

    I'm surprised all his limbs are still intact

    • @catpainter3165
      @catpainter3165 Год назад +14

      Yes, but his fingenails are horrifying, I guess....

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 Год назад +11

      And all of his toes since he’s always barefoot

    • @keineahnung4331
      @keineahnung4331 Год назад +4

      They arent
      He just made new ones

    • @Oogway2486
      @Oogway2486 Год назад

      Just saying I was the 500th like

    • @Grygory-fd3kp
      @Grygory-fd3kp Год назад +4

      Dude was dancing on the working lathe, he also ate a raw sewer carp. The fact that he's still alive is a miracle.

  • @bradencosier80
    @bradencosier80 11 месяцев назад +4

    The Onceler might like that invention, you could make a great business partnership!

  • @darkshinob
    @darkshinob Год назад +266

    Ah yes, the floppy axe so you can swing with more kinetic energy

    • @joshuarose7184
      @joshuarose7184 Год назад +7

      I think it gives more chaotic energy as well

  • @crew_the3rd
    @crew_the3rd Год назад +539

    This needs a whole episode.

  • @fidev8227
    @fidev8227 Год назад +525

    make a chainsaw but remove the blades and replace them with spoons so that you can eat cereal super fast so you aren’t late to work.

    • @Atomicitalia
      @Atomicitalia Год назад +22

      that would probably require a custom body chainsaw otherwise it wouldnt work, the chain or w/e needs to be small enough to fit through the body of the chainsaw

    • @FishFactInc.
      @FishFactInc. Год назад +13

      ​​@@Atomicitaliajust remove the shell of the chainsaw, and weld spoons to the chain

    • @whatwhat7798
      @whatwhat7798 Год назад +4

      Dentists would love that

    • @Atomicitalia
      @Atomicitalia Год назад +2

      @@FishFactInc. considering the design of most chainsaws, the spoons would smack into something and render it useless lol

    • @FishFactInc.
      @FishFactInc. Год назад +3

      @@Atomicitalia give the chainsaw a giraffe neck, problem solved

  • @CrizzyEyes
    @CrizzyEyes 11 месяцев назад +1

    I just had a flashback to "sword-chucks" from 8-Bit Theater. The dumbest weapon idea ever conceived; nunchucks where the ends are replaced with sword blades, rendering it impossible to use.

  • @imnotcrazyforeal2706
    @imnotcrazyforeal2706 Год назад +665

    You definitely should make an ejection seat! I hate it when someone sits in my favorite spot, but with the click of a button, problem solved!

  • @Yoinky_Spoinky
    @Yoinky_Spoinky Год назад +183

    This man is predicting the Fallout 5 melee weapons arsenal

    • @monkiehater445
      @monkiehater445 Год назад +2

      Tbh if fallout 5 comes out and it has actual good melee combat it would be the best game in my eyes

    • @Gnompus
      @Gnompus Год назад

      @@monkiehater445all the other games had garbage melee combat, fallout 3, and new vegas were pretty much W + M1 simulators and fallout 4 and 76 were wayyy to slow in melee. Hope they make 5’s combat better

  • @joeseph2238
    @joeseph2238 Год назад +517

    I need to see dwarven dad react to this.

  • @dutycracker
    @dutycracker 10 месяцев назад +1

    You shold make a tredmeel that goes really really fast

  • @glennpalmer5327
    @glennpalmer5327 Год назад +498

    Chair that has a fan on the bottom so you don't get swamp ass.

    • @mrgw98
      @mrgw98 Год назад +16

      That's called a ventilated seat in the car world. Once you drive a car with it, you can't go back.

    • @5ebliminal
      @5ebliminal Год назад +3

      Also make the chair have air conditioning

    • @frankmanismyname1147
      @frankmanismyname1147 Год назад +8

      But the blades are made of swords

    • @bobbygetsbanned6049
      @bobbygetsbanned6049 Год назад +2

      @@mrgw98 They have air conditioned seats, I don't like them. I never knew I like a slightly warm ass until I sat in an air conditioned seat.

    • @someknigt10guy22
      @someknigt10guy22 Год назад +1

      ✂️ 🥜

  • @lukaslambs5780
    @lukaslambs5780 Год назад +1015

    Since you made a spring loaded axe, you must now make an axe loaded spring. I look forward to seeing it!

  • @Brotherbranflakes
    @Brotherbranflakes Год назад +495

    -Spinning flame thower hat
    -Explosive boxing glove
    -Aimable water jet cutter
    -Rocket powered boomerang
    -Vacuume chamber toilet plunger
    -Seed/acorn gun
    -High voltage tesla coil bug zapper
    -A working cannon made of Lego
    -10000rpm screwdriver
    -A lazer lawn mower
    These are just some of the ideas off the top of my head.

    • @jpfrazer69
      @jpfrazer69 Год назад +6

      These would be things of great amusement ❤

    • @johannesbastiaan
      @johannesbastiaan Год назад +4

      Rocket power boomerang wow

    • @legendofnone3037
      @legendofnone3037 Год назад +1

      I second the aimable water jet, seed gun, bug zapper, and screw driver (you had a lot of great ideas. Was gonna do top 3 but the screwdriver seems too much like something he would try to make)

    • @hziebicki
      @hziebicki Год назад +6

      Hasn't he already done number 2? And the laser lawnmower was done by backyard scientist IIRC..

    • @Chunkylover.
      @Chunkylover. Год назад

      The tesla coil is automatically the "must do" in this list.

  • @nicholasgramlich-wn2oy
    @nicholasgramlich-wn2oy 4 месяца назад

    You should make a spring knife

  • @foxxygradius7858
    @foxxygradius7858 Год назад +911

    You must record this secret process so it isn't lost, like Roman concrete or Damascus steel.

    • @duskpede5146
      @duskpede5146 Год назад +13

      btw we know both of those now. sea water + volcanic ash and like standard metal working stuff

    • @foxxygradius7858
      @foxxygradius7858 Год назад +3

      @@duskpede5146 Is the volcanic ash in the concrete or the steel?

    • @tsrenis
      @tsrenis Год назад +28

      ​@@foxxygradius7858Volcanic ash is in the concrete, in terms of steel actual Damascus still isn't possible to be made because it was made with Wootz crucible steel which is a lost art we no longer know (damascus steel isn't that fantastic, what we have nowadays is far better so the only real advantage is the pleasant visual appearance of Damascus steel which can be replicated using pattern welding)

    • @foxxygradius7858
      @foxxygradius7858 Год назад +2

      @@tsrenis Er... But that means the actual steel can't be replicate,d then? XD Since Wootz steel is gone?

    • @tsrenis
      @tsrenis Год назад +3

      @@foxxygradius7858 I was referring to the appearance, not the quality of Damascus steel itself.

  • @vpaul4374
    @vpaul4374 Год назад +564

    Dude straight out crafted a legendary weapon

    • @mysticmallachi777
      @mysticmallachi777 Год назад +3

      Joke weapon?
      I dunno...

    • @denzelpilar2748
      @denzelpilar2748 Год назад +4

      something outta borderlands

    • @milefiori7694
      @milefiori7694 Год назад +4

      This is that kind of limited edition weapon skin that you have to buy for like 999$

    • @Violettheconfuzzled5766
      @Violettheconfuzzled5766 Год назад +7

      Knockback III Axe

    • @amydurham5606
      @amydurham5606 Год назад +2

      This is a steel axe. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. It is decorated with steel and encircled with bands of steel. The handle is made from steel.
      On the item is an image of rust in steel.

  • @tristandaries1129
    @tristandaries1129 Год назад +219

    As someone who chops wood multiple times a week, I could immediately feel the wrist pain this thing would give

    • @dambroangling2828
      @dambroangling2828 Год назад +9

      Why? The spring would take a lot of the force which should theoretically make it less hard on the wrist. I think if he did this but with only a 2" long spring it would be a good tool

    • @13_cmi
      @13_cmi Год назад +32

      @@dambroangling2828the wobble might be hard on your wrists. Not good to have a big hunk of metal jerking your hand back and forth.

    • @bleyzerplayz
      @bleyzerplayz Год назад +7

      ​@@dambroangling2828vibration and the force of jumping back after a swing will definitely impact your stamina, wrist and forearm muscles.
      The impacting force can not disappear into thin air and the only way out is through the handle, or in other words, through your body.

    • @jchrizzy6995
      @jchrizzy6995 Год назад +1

      They use similar hammers to this in some places to like drive stakes into the ground and shit. Theres tons of vids of them being used in china and stuff. Seems super fucking dangerous tho 😂 think as far as wrist pain you’d really have to hit at an angle where it hits the ground after

    • @dambroangling2828
      @dambroangling2828 Год назад

      @@jchrizzy6995 thank you. I was starting to comment the same thing but then deleted bc no one listens anyways

  • @charliehough1465
    @charliehough1465 Год назад

    Make wooden boxing gloves I think that would be fun to see how it turns out

  • @mjd.deetzy
    @mjd.deetzy Год назад +810

    Now all you need is a summer, winter and fall ax and the collection is complete!

  • @DbMan868
    @DbMan868 Год назад +885

    That one unemployed friend on a Tuesday afternoon:

    • @jaredvennett4036
      @jaredvennett4036 Год назад +8

      Well, of course i know him. He’s me

    • @jono601
      @jono601 Год назад

      Friends had an episode where Ross was unemployed and made some sort of weird fire bowling ball game in an apartment.

    • @snared_
      @snared_ Год назад

      @@funtimeflorian1643 why would a barely decent job necessarily be better than being unemployed? Like what if you could just have the salary from your summer of working a barely decent job up front at the start of the summer, why do you think your summer would be worse off in that case than if you were committed to going in each day and at the end having that same amount of salary? I'm not sure what you are trying to imply - like what about people that were able to take their savings of 10k off the grid to build a sustainable living environment, or others? No two unemployed people are the same similar to how like there are blue collar versus white collar workers. There are tiers to it too and some tiers are doing Okay right, there's no blanket rule?

  • @mr.silentstranger6378
    @mr.silentstranger6378 Год назад +168

    Bro is just playing tears of the kingdom irl at this point

  • @snakewoodgoth
    @snakewoodgoth 9 месяцев назад

    I have two ideas make the sprin gaxe like the spring longer and make it spring pickaxe

  • @ABurglar
    @ABurglar Год назад +236

    I swear you can get this from chopping off the tail of a gargoyle in Dark Souls

    • @criptoman1457
      @criptoman1457 Год назад +1

      You’re wrong

    • @Useless22
      @Useless22 Год назад +25

      @@criptoman1457
      If he’s wrong then how can you explain the fact that I have it?

    • @TwixtheFox
      @TwixtheFox Год назад +9

      Lol. I thought it was a normal axe forever, but then I tried it and was like "wtf it CURVES?!?!" I actually started using it sometimes with more melee focused builds :P

    • @thediscospider2373
      @thediscospider2373 Год назад

      Lmao that’s what I was thinking too

    • @SusanClutterbuck
      @SusanClutterbuck Год назад

      Unfortunately no ones ever passed lv1 so we dont know

  • @averysturgis1375
    @averysturgis1375 Год назад +404

    Bro really fought the gargoyles in dark souls and thought “I want that tail.”

  • @papapotato1875
    @papapotato1875 Год назад +348

    This guy has a lot of trust in his welding skills

  • @troutontheline5
    @troutontheline5 9 месяцев назад

    Can you add a hammer to the back of an axe so when the axe hits the wood the hammer will hit the back of the axe and the axe split hard wood
    Thxs alot and I love all your videos

  • @styx5977
    @styx5977 Год назад +377

    Least insane "The design is very human" moment

    • @luke14946
      @luke14946 Год назад

      "Very easy to use...."

  • @BurntMemoriesAlt
    @BurntMemoriesAlt Год назад +286

    An emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick

    • @TheEpicNoob
      @TheEpicNoob Год назад +11

      he already made that

    • @The._Lich
      @The._Lich Год назад +3

      ​@@TheEpicNoob no way

    • @Placeholder768
      @Placeholder768 Год назад +1

      ​@@TheEpicNooblink?

    • @nebobmaz7307
      @nebobmaz7307 Год назад +2

      It’s in the video with the sandpaper treadmill
      I think

    • @TheEpicNoob
      @TheEpicNoob Год назад

      @@Placeholder768 ruclips.net/video/EOy0f_fGKAg/видео.htmlsi=hPNnwpgRQmiYJT4i

  • @Zelmazam1
    @Zelmazam1 Год назад +179

    Weld 2 rocks together

    • @Daniel_3322
      @Daniel_3322 Год назад +34

      And a third longer rock between the other 2 rocks.

    • @geengun
      @geengun Год назад +8

      ​​@@Daniel_3322and then weld them on top of a 4th rock

    • @zakaryreilly
      @zakaryreilly Год назад +1

      This.

    • @freeemailssuck6848
      @freeemailssuck6848 Год назад

      This isn’t as stupid as it sounds, it is possible

    • @birbhay
      @birbhay Год назад +6

      oonga boonga

  • @wahoo3379
    @wahoo3379 10 месяцев назад +1

    A park bench that you can drive, because idk it just sounds epic 🤷

  • @KikoKlaun
    @KikoKlaun Год назад +243

    boomerang but made from razors

    • @RegularRegs
      @RegularRegs Год назад +9

      yooo. this is genius. Ive been playing the new zelda and they attach all kinds of things to a boomerang. Maybe one with an m-80 firework attached to it. hope it goes off before it comes back!!

    • @captainwafflezs4799
      @captainwafflezs4799 Год назад

      Pretty much exists already. After all, they are used for hunting.

    • @cristalschroeder4485
      @cristalschroeder4485 Год назад

      Yes

    • @RestoreTechnique
      @RestoreTechnique Год назад +1

      Gun that shoots boomerangs

    • @Kestral_FN
      @Kestral_FN Год назад

      Knives would be better because put two of them together at a 90 degree angle and you get a terrible idea

  • @moroc333
    @moroc333 Год назад +232

    This would make for a fairly interesting autopsy report

  • @Asherenjoyscats
    @Asherenjoyscats Год назад +519

    Bro decided to spring into action

    • @EmuIix
      @EmuIix Год назад +13

      Or should you say, axetion🤭

    • @fem-ley
      @fem-ley Год назад +1

      ​@@EmuIix😂

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 Год назад

      That is something he’d definitely say 😂

    • @KoKoSaanTV
      @KoKoSaanTV Год назад

      Ooohohoho....hahaha

  • @baccycones7644
    @baccycones7644 11 месяцев назад

    Make some cool hiding spots? Like some scooby doo shit wit da bookshelf yk yk

  • @DarkROSkull013
    @DarkROSkull013 Год назад +162

    "Safety was never a priority."

    • @ItsWafiii
      @ItsWafiii Год назад +1

      he’s profesional he know how to do it

  • @hexag0n414
    @hexag0n414 Год назад +451

    Imagine being a ancient Roman in the coliseum and someone smacks you with an axe like a rubber band

  • @bigbear2504
    @bigbear2504 Год назад +304

    This man lives out his childhood dreams and builds things every boy has ever dreamt of making.

    • @Imthinkingrn_
      @Imthinkingrn_ Год назад +2

      Next day he makes a spring lock
      Suit.

  • @ghostrath
    @ghostrath 25 дней назад

    Maybe if u can make the spring only go backwards it will add to the momentum of the hit, forcing it forward more.

  • @schewpid.
    @schewpid. Год назад +178

    imagine a jack hammer with a boxing glove in it

    • @pitistef1045
      @pitistef1045 Год назад +1

      I WANNA SEE IT 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @fireblow44
      @fireblow44 Год назад +11

      I've heard that some people do something similar with cylindrical rubber objects already. Idk why though

    • @Christianbooth
      @Christianbooth Год назад

      @@fireblow44bro💀🍆

    • @Ville45
      @Ville45 Год назад

      It’s been done

  • @PrajwalNayak-so5uv
    @PrajwalNayak-so5uv Год назад +654

    Axe: Was I made to cut bananas?

    • @yoshi6421
      @yoshi6421 Год назад +28

      Pass the butter.

    • @md.abdurrob8229
      @md.abdurrob8229 Год назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @meowmee00w
      @meowmee00w Год назад +1

      hand and teeth left the chat.

    • @pawangkocheng1273
      @pawangkocheng1273 Год назад +1

      ​@@yoshi6421yeah i also thought of that

    • @iLLDiSS
      @iLLDiSS Год назад

      for this reason blacksmiths don't make them with mouths. shut up and cut!

  • @WiIdbiII
    @WiIdbiII Год назад +99

    Excellent idea. You should make crutches with springs on them. I'm sure they will work.

    • @Nugire
      @Nugire Год назад +7

      You mean pogo sticks?

    • @WiIdbiII
      @WiIdbiII Год назад +12

      @@Nugire no . Not for bounce. Just so the crutch is less rigid. You know , less stable to use.

  • @Ghillie-ghost_141
    @Ghillie-ghost_141 8 месяцев назад +1

    A firework launcher on an rc car
    Ps I love you’re vids

  • @imnotyouraeb
    @imnotyouraeb Год назад +119

    You inspired me to start inventing random things of my own.
    I now have one arm.

  • @AdaptaniumArt
    @AdaptaniumArt Год назад +430

    This man is the embodiment of every male’s spontaneous thoughts and needs in a single channel.

    • @CapnBlud
      @CapnBlud Год назад +2

      It is sexist but somewhat androgynous, what isn't even a socially-forced thing, just one's dumb outlook.

    • @ultraflopp2802
      @ultraflopp2802 Год назад +8

      @@CapnBlud”it is sexist” where?

    • @CapnBlud
      @CapnBlud Год назад +2

      @@ultraflopp2802 The statement that every *male* does even have some spontaneous thoughts that are more spontaneous than the ones of females.

    • @mininarga
      @mininarga Год назад

      Stfu and, relatable as fuck

    • @mihaidragnea9785
      @mihaidragnea9785 Год назад

      @@CapnBludChill out Emily Wokerson.

  • @derelictshouse
    @derelictshouse Год назад +351

    Zelda: Where the hell is Link?
    Link with the Ultrahand 5,000 miles away from Hyrule Castle:

    • @xenomorph6599
      @xenomorph6599 Год назад +6

      He chopping koroks with that spring axe 😭😭😭💀💀💀

    • @abdab3226
      @abdab3226 Год назад +5

      i came to the comments specifically looking for this comment 😭

  • @lilhedgehog8576
    @lilhedgehog8576 9 месяцев назад

    Could you make the sonic springs in real life?

  • @ResignedPong
    @ResignedPong Год назад +233

    Add a hand guard like a goddamn sword lmao

    • @BucketBoatable
      @BucketBoatable Год назад

      + maybe

    • @pillowmachete7867
      @pillowmachete7867 Год назад +1

      Hmm
      That's probably a good idea, yeah

    • @opus5770
      @opus5770 Год назад

      Or gauntlets! Lol I'd love to see either of those. Or both. Both is good

    • @Sporky.
      @Sporky. Год назад +2

      add a shotgun 😊

    • @DreamFearless
      @DreamFearless Год назад +2

      Gotta say, I think the only way to make this more dangerous, would be to add something implying it’s safe.

  • @theguy7910
    @theguy7910 Год назад +410

    This axe never misses, it always hits a target 😂

    • @Scarecrow7274
      @Scarecrow7274 Год назад +14

      One of them. Which one is unknown. But whatever

    • @geoffgrubert
      @geoffgrubert Год назад +2

      One way or another

  • @schruboderso6162
    @schruboderso6162 Год назад +455

    man needs a nobel price for giving cartoon characters their weapons

    • @yaronakrayis7291
      @yaronakrayis7291 Год назад +2

      More like a nobel prize

    • @schruboderso6162
      @schruboderso6162 Год назад +3

      @@yaronakrayis7291thank you for making my comment better, i will be editing it in

    • @imakrewitatl
      @imakrewitatl Год назад +1

      @@schruboderso6162😂 still not edited, stand your ground my man!

    • @kiluazptlk
      @kiluazptlk Год назад

      ​​@@schruboderso6162 i laughing so hard lmao

  • @olivere5497
    @olivere5497 10 месяцев назад

    Imagine how funny the Battle of Buttington would have been if the viking bros were armed with these. We'd all be chuckling with our Getmanic/Norse breathern and soon we'd forget what our differences were.

  • @Blitzkrieg_Wolf
    @Blitzkrieg_Wolf Год назад +445

    Therapist: Relax, spring-powered axe doesn't exist, it can't hurt you.
    Spring-powered axe:

    • @Logia_
      @Logia_ Год назад +3

      You forgot one "axe"

    • @Blitzkrieg_Wolf
      @Blitzkrieg_Wolf Год назад +1

      @@Logia_ darn auto correcting

    • @absolutelynoone1850
      @absolutelynoone1850 Год назад +1

      The unfunny, not creative shorts user 5 years after watching 6 videos in shorts at once gets released:

  • @moomoojacksecondofhisname7195
    @moomoojacksecondofhisname7195 Год назад +723

    Sir Hooke's Bouncy Axe
    +169 damage
    +20% crit chance
    + 420 crit damage
    +5 units range
    -200 def
    20% chance to hit yourself
    Skill (active):
    95% chance to one shot your facing enemy, 120 second cooldown, but 5% chance to cut your own limbs.
    Note: When equipped with this weapon make sure a cleric/healer/priest/necromancer/herbalist is nearby.

    • @cheeseisgood8252
      @cheeseisgood8252 Год назад +24

      I love creativity dude u made a whole stat list 🗿👍

    • @hawwi2
      @hawwi2 Год назад +6

      Amazing

    • @Giaudrone_suks
      @Giaudrone_suks Год назад +7

      How to craft it 🧐

    • @TF2_Red_Spy
      @TF2_Red_Spy Год назад +9

      @@Giaudrone_suksone axe and a spring
      Go to the cutting station to turn the axe into an axe head and handle
      Then go to the welding station and voilà

    • @sombodatouchamyspaghett4055
      @sombodatouchamyspaghett4055 Год назад +6

      69 ebony ingots, 1 daedra heart, 1 wood axe, 10 titanite slabs

  • @Mr.Honestway
    @Mr.Honestway Год назад +77

    Maybe you could make a mini harpoon that you could carry with you in your pocket. And if you see an apple on a tree that you can't reach: Aim, Fire and retrieve your apple! 👍🤙

    • @sebi-t6i
      @sebi-t6i Год назад +10

      that sounds awesome and illegal. Lets goooo

    • @kratek56
      @kratek56 Год назад +5

      replace apple with eye ball

    • @foodsel
      @foodsel Год назад +1

      IRL hookshot, maybe? Which would imply you are able to get pulled towards the point of impact, which would make it even better.

  • @patrickwalsh3324
    @patrickwalsh3324 10 месяцев назад

    Maybe use a much smaller spring to reduce the vibrations?

  • @dylanjc
    @dylanjc Год назад +205

    a real-life hookshot from Zelda. The most dangerous irl thing I can think of

    • @CuddleUTube
      @CuddleUTube 11 месяцев назад

      yea coz what are guns.,. can they cut a banana from 5cm away?

  • @unknowncripple
    @unknowncripple Год назад +1047

    Next video is titled, "I lost a hand."

  • @rajan_chauhan_
    @rajan_chauhan_ Год назад +590

    This is why women live longer

    • @matildastanford7019
      @matildastanford7019 11 месяцев назад +24

      True but nowhere near as entertaining.

    • @moonwhooper
      @moonwhooper 10 месяцев назад +15

      Yes because your 80s are the best years of your life

    • @Dr.KarlowTheOctoling
      @Dr.KarlowTheOctoling 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@moonwhooperAnd living short lives is something we should strive for. Lol

    • @moonwhooper
      @moonwhooper 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@Dr.KarlowTheOctoling just saying we'll be doing more fun things in our youth instead of worrying about how we'll be when we're senile

    • @lilhedgehog8576
      @lilhedgehog8576 9 месяцев назад

      I guess I’m an exception then lol

  • @salaavonitrex7693
    @salaavonitrex7693 Год назад

    I wanna see you make a gunpowder boomerang for hunting. So like, combine a boomerang and the .50 cal hammer and pool cue ideas.
    And a safety glove like from Mad Max if you want I guess.

  • @RobSomeone
    @RobSomeone Год назад +102

    Recreate all of Homer Simpson's inventions.

    • @user-fl2hw7xm1e
      @user-fl2hw7xm1e Год назад

      I want to see the car made out of a matress 😂

  • @uzimonkey
    @uzimonkey Год назад +156

    That's similar to those big floppy sledgehammers. They allow you to put a lot more power into your strike because you can use all your range of motion and they reduce the vibration of the hit.

    • @LeaderofThree
      @LeaderofThree Год назад

      good reference comrade

    • @dawid12301d
      @dawid12301d Год назад +3

      I think with stiffer spring it could make a decent chopping axe.

    • @bocahdongo7769
      @bocahdongo7769 Год назад

      ​@@dawid12301dNah, you do need precision on axe
      This is just dumb

    • @Altrag_
      @Altrag_ Год назад

      ​@@bocahdongo7769have you ever tried to draw out hot steel? You have to be nearly surgical with the hammer.

    • @bocahdongo7769
      @bocahdongo7769 Год назад +1

      @@Altrag_ ..... Do you use spring hammer to forge the steel?

  • @gauravdesale9552
    @gauravdesale9552 Год назад +266

    Lint roller baseball bat that you need to hit someone with to clean them.

    • @leepicbaconman1553
      @leepicbaconman1553 Год назад

      Almost feels like an ididathing alt account made this comment

    • @w_ldan
      @w_ldan Год назад +1

      Lint hitter😭😭

  • @AI_LANDO1
    @AI_LANDO1 10 месяцев назад

    might i recommend making some sort of hand guard right there on the end? a sturdy yet thin piece of metal, sort of like one of those horse riding sabers should work well in protecting the fingers

  • @MIIC4H
    @MIIC4H Год назад +717

    Bro taking ‘Spring into Axe-ion’ into a whole other level.

  • @godcomplex1929
    @godcomplex1929 Год назад +196

    "This is almost as useful as a wizard on the front line"
    -The Dwarves (in pain)

  • @ZahnGamingx
    @ZahnGamingx Год назад +29

    A spring loaded wallet. Someone steals it but when they open it up it launches all your credit cards away keeping money safe.

    • @michaelpettersson4919
      @michaelpettersson4919 Год назад

      A decoy wallet is to prefer. Upon opening a cloud of itching powder are expelled with force.

  • @cyberpunk-2O77
    @cyberpunk-2O77 11 месяцев назад

    Time to send this to that canadian lumberjack channel

  • @portal3858
    @portal3858 Год назад +140

    " The design is very human "

    • @cellphone3010
      @cellphone3010 Год назад +5

      I can hear dwarven dad crying already.

    • @bchin4005
      @bchin4005 Год назад +1

      "Mr. George, it's not going to work out..."

  • @fynnthefox9078
    @fynnthefox9078 Год назад +85

    Now we need the spring hammer from the 4Kids dub of One Piece.

  • @Raccoon99-zu4zv
    @Raccoon99-zu4zv Год назад +92

    We need a tactical shovel launcher

    • @DoctorWario-fm3yy
      @DoctorWario-fm3yy Год назад +6

      Far cry 5 reference?

    • @Raccoon99-zu4zv
      @Raccoon99-zu4zv Год назад +1

      @@DoctorWario-fm3yy of course

    • @badbadthingss
      @badbadthingss Год назад +6

      Last time he made a projectile throwing device the cops showed up at his house a year later

  • @Herv3
    @Herv3 Год назад

    this is like something Wile E. Coyote would use to kill the Road Runner only to find the axe in his torso.