Things I love about horizontal: He keeps me entertained during lunch He is very interactive with his stream Big Mac Crawfish no deep fryer He is by far the best tarkov streamer of all time Overall, this big sexy gentleman is my favorite person to watch on RUclips. The comedy. He helps me learn tarkov to be a better player. I love u milfozontal
Only a recent horizontal watcher but that gilf tangent was so real. Camile from League, the boss from metal gear, don't get me started on granny from dandadan.
@itshorizontal just wanted to say awsome videos man, ngl I was suprised I wasn't already subbed and also you can shoot off the marker too not just pick up lol
partisan is weird af man, i met him 2 times, once i didnt even see him and he just one tapped me from somewhere, the other time he was running in some random field completely oblivious so i just 2 tapped his head with a glock....
You can go to college and get a degree without taking a math (at least in Canada or at least where I went to school), I went for an open degree where I only needed 5 credits in the field I wanted and I could take whatever other courses I wanted
you're gonna work with numbers no matter where you are in the business field bro 😭that's why it's required for the degree (it's usually just one tho thankfully)
Need a duo? You seem fun af to run with! I'm dying to get Kappa myself, seriously never have before. Also FUCK Partisan, all my homies HATE that noob tuber and his silly billy trip mines!
this was streamed LIVE ON RUclips RIGHT HERE, ALSO FOLLOW MY TWITCH I MIGHT DO TWITCH STREAMS SOON
join discord :) discord.com/invite/qRdTQQszB6
also the segment at the end got copyrighted, so that’s why it sounds weird
Partisan materializing out of thin air to one tap me in the head when i have a quest item and 0.1 second away from extracting:
he had enough of ya
You’ve been a baaaad pmc😂
Not laying inside bushes is a real challenge for 80iq pve cacaheads apparently
“As long as you aim for the legs or the head it cooks” totally 💯 totally didn’t whiff all those shots itswhiffizontal
Things I love about horizontal:
He keeps me entertained during lunch
He is very interactive with his stream
Big Mac
Crawfish no deep fryer
He is by far the best tarkov streamer of all time
Overall, this big sexy gentleman is my favorite person to watch on RUclips. The comedy.
He helps me learn tarkov to be a better player.
I love u milfozontal
thank you youngslimekillaaaa
@@itshorizontal made my day once again dude, keep up the good work!
Your content has quickly become part of my nightly RUclips binge! Keep it up brother. I’ll try to catch a stream soon!! 💯
i appreciate it brother
truly a belt sander treadmill video
also 2:14 💀
lmao
Ngl this is a crawfish no deep fryer moment if I've ever seen one
just found this channel and holy balls you are funny, love the content keep it up
thank you :D
crawfish? but why no deep fryer!
Only a recent horizontal watcher but that gilf tangent was so real. Camile from League, the boss from metal gear, don't get me started on granny from dandadan.
BROS COOKING!!
Not the diddy armor😭😭😭😂😂😂
"No found in raid is the best thing Tarkov has added"... Horizontal missed the glory days
i cannot explain how much i love this man
glad the algo kicked you my way, you're becoming one of my favorite youtubers.
thank you :D
@itshorizontal just wanted to say awsome videos man, ngl I was suprised I wasn't already subbed and also you can shoot off the marker too not just pick up lol
buddy is COOKED! lvl 24, with skier lvl 1 and pk lvl 1, AND jaeger! By the time wipe comes in december, mans will be halfway done with tasks
2:35 Is the moment Horizontal missed the paracord :'(
HE FINALLY UPLOADED LETSGOOO
if i need a cpu i always go ground zero, guaranteed cpu's, so many computers on that map.
partisan is weird af man, i met him 2 times, once i didnt even see him and he just one tapped me from somewhere, the other time he was running in some random field completely oblivious so i just 2 tapped his head with a glock....
You can go to college and get a degree without taking a math (at least in Canada or at least where I went to school), I went for an open degree where I only needed 5 credits in the field I wanted and I could take whatever other courses I wanted
I feel like you're one of most unhinged tarkov players.
thank you
7 minutes ago is a violation
Pretty sure I was bugged is tigz or vonza
Let's go! it's the first video I was at stream for!
lets go new vid love it your videos dude
thank you
That thumbnail is the best!
46 minutes of gambling
Oh yea oh yeah oh oh yeah
Best thumbnail 😂😂
you're gonna work with numbers no matter where you are in the business field bro 😭that's why it's required for the degree (it's usually just one tho thankfully)
Can your first merch drop include a prapor body pillow?
damn your post fx are cooked
bread
you are a funny guy
What song do you use in your outtro
17:33 Mfs after buying account from cheaters:
what are those post fx settings unc
18:15 the guy had only an rpd and no armor or anything easy check for a cheater
they have 10k hours im pretty sure its a streamer just messing around
I love you
The lvl 59 dude isnt cheating lol, idk who it is exactly but they have 10k hours and average stats. Theyre lvl 61 now lol
31:30 Its Linechu
what race is ur dawg
Horizontal, can I play with you? (I don't have tarkov)
hey dunno where to type this but got kickt from the dc cuz my name i changed it could i be let back in to the server?
:3
Need a duo? You seem fun af to run with! I'm dying to get Kappa myself, seriously never have before. Also FUCK Partisan, all my homies HATE that noob tuber and his silly billy trip mines!
Shoreline best map sir
It’s week 3 still stuck with fucking woods. I hate this game love your content tho. Crawfish no deep fryer
woods SUCKS
PLAY ARENA BREAK OUT