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I saw the title and IMMEDIATELY thought "They are going to be talking about sparkling water."
Or sprite
@@barelysentientbeing1986 exists?
@@barelysentientbeing1986 Sparkling water is a liquid from the infernal depths of Hell filled with the combined spite and hate of all those in the world. Its sole goal is to cause pain and it despises all life on earth.
Sprite is just pissed.
…I thought vodka…
It’s called seltzer you lunatic
“Ma’am, I don’t know how, but congratulations, it’s an Absol.”
When I was young I thought Absol was a legendary Pokemon and almost used my master ball on it.
@@BlitzerXYZ i use mine on whatever i please because i'm tilted
@@hashi258 honestly the only Pokemon i've used a master ball on is Mewtwo so I often end up having like 3 Master balls that I never intend on using. I should probably just catch a zubat in one
@@BlitzerXYZ I save those things for shines that’s why I have so many as I never get shines
The fewer questions asked, the better.
"Looking up your horoscope doesn't give kids polio"
I mean, this *is* a good point
Well they say it can tell the future which kinda fucks with the idea of free will so it may set your future in stone the moment you see it so therfore guaranteeing your child contracting polio
I’ve genuinely seen someone trying to justify their overly aggressive behavior by saying, “It’s an Aries moon.”
The sad part is that flat earthers aren't even a natural occurrence for the most part, it was started as a conspiracy theory along with "moon landing fake" and other generally crackpot crazy people theories were created intentionally by the government to discredit any whistleblowers or other people who found out about the very much real MKUltra program, which was finally declassified in like 2001 and it's still unclear if they've actually discontinued the program or they just said that so people wouldn't ask any more questions.
So yeah, crazy people that believe in flat earth and stuff are just a holdover from the Cold War, although it's probably still useful to discredit anyone as a conspiracy theorist if they find out something real.
Astrologists and psychics take money from mentally handicapped people, encourage their psychoses, and give them gawdawful life-advice.
Flat earthers shit post.
Also, the type the dude in the video was talking about also believe waaaaay worse pseudoscience you cannot even talk about or shut stops being funny.
@@claymcdermott718 my mom does horoscopes, and I know damn well that shit is real from my own experiences with her predictions. One time, she looked at her cards and said that my brother is going to get a girlfriend. Two days later, I got a message from him on discord, and fucking guess what it said
Not me writing a homoerotic tango scene rn
Edit: As a bisexual, can confirm, I don't have friends ;-;
So can I
As a bisexual, can disagree, I have a friend
@@FrizellaTheBee Dog or cat?
@Merwin D'Souza :D now I have two friends
Ummmm drop the link???
I saw "Angry Water" and instantly clicked the notification.
Lol, same
I clicked because TIRED MOTH
XD
Fun fact my older sibling calls sparkling water static water, and I like to tease our mom by saying oh hey static water, because she *really* likes sparkling water. They have corrected me and it is actually static *thought* water
Static water be staticky
Why does she like it tho it's just water but you're being stabbed by it
I do this to my siblings all the time lmao
I'm like oooh liquid tv static and they haaate it
*Weird, angry version of the static shock theme starts playing* STATIC WATER
On one hand I get where he's coming from, on the other hand "static" can be pretty much a synonym for "still" so if we'd have static water and still water... hmm...
My favorite quote about writing comes from Brandon Sanderson: "Sometimes, we don't want to write a book, we want to *have written* a book"
I don't know whether "nyanbinary" is better or worse than "bi-lociraptor"
A nyanbinary bi-lociraptor. Call that a mistake of queer science.
@@KorilD a monstrosity fresh from the furry community
Its worse, remember that kid on the soccer team that acted like a velociraptor? They're older and bi now and its frickin glorious
*SCRAAAAAAAAW*
I honestly like Bi-lociraptor xD
FAR FROM THEIR LAND AS THEY MADE THEIR STAND! A DISREGARDED DEMAND! IT'S SURRENDER OR DIE AND THE STAKES ARE HIGH! THEY LIVE OR THEY DIE, THERE'S NO TIME FOR GOODBYE!
WEAPON IN HAND, AS THEY MADE THEIR STAND! STILL DISREGARDING DEMAND! THEY WOULD NEVER COMPLY, THEY WOULD RATHER DIE! BROKE THROUGH THE BLOCKADE, THEY WERE FINALLY SAVED!
WEAPON IN HAND AS THEY MADE THEIR STAND! STILL DISREGARDING DEMAND! THEY WOULD NEVER COMPLY! THEY WOULD RATHER DIE! BROKE THROUGH THE BLOCKADE! THEY WERE FINALLY SAVED!
r/ExpectedSabaton
@@the_meadow *epic guitar solo here*
THEY WOULD NEVER COMPLY THEY WOULD RATHER DIE!
As a sparkling water fan all I can say is this. Sometimes you just want the anger to fuel your rage 🏌🏾🏌🏾🏌🏾
I see a lot of people say that sparkling water is bad and through professional research I have discovered they had been drinking La Croix, and therefore drinking *carbonated* water instead.
I am filled with rage so I must only drink rage, it’s a simple process really
I too enjoy a carbonated water when I'm in a "flavourless mood" for a beverage. Still haven't tried a la croix yet tho
@@DieserAIiasIstSchonVergeben as an Austrian I don't get how the whole gripe with "angry water". it's bubbly...soda is and so is champagne but neither gets made fun off??
@@DieserAIiasIstSchonVergeben Alter, Mineralwasser ist schrecklich... Warum muss ich immer speziefisch um "stilles" Wasser bitten?!
(Dude, sparkling water is horrible... Why do I always have to ask for "silent" water?!)
Holy crap, I just realised that Patrick would do a PERFECT voice impression of hades from kid icarus
It may not be a perfect one but he would do a hilarious voice impression of Hades from Hades.
Forget those two! He would be hilarious as Hades from Hercules!
For a sec I thought you were talking abt Patrick Star, and not Patrick M. Seymour
@@itsweaselhrs9122 ...I did too-
Same
As a guy who has a 12 pack of sparkling water in his fridge, I can confirm that this is true.
Ok but the fizzy water that they sell at Walmart, ya know the surprisingly large for there prices bottles with the clear plastic labels that are like a couple cents a bottle, is the fucking bomb
I assume you mean _cents_ but the mental image of someone paying in a chunk of cement the size of an electric car and crushing the conveyor belt made me do a spit take.
I believe the only brand that I’ve liked is sparkling ice
YES those are so good, my dad gets them all the time
Careful, those are bad for your teeth. Carbonation in general is but you can drink a lot of water and think its fine. Treat it like a soft-drink.
FAR FROM THEIR LAND AS THEY MADE THEIR STAND, THEY STOOD STRONG AND THE LEGEND STILL LIVES ON
true, the leg still ends, and stands
1918 the great war rages on!
A battalion is lost in the Argonne!
1918 the great war rages on
A battalion is lost in Argonne
Under fire there’s nothing they can do
There’s no way they can get a message through
Chose not to surrender, they chose victory or defeat
Me: looking at the writer callout post
also me: no
Same
Welcome too being called out
JESUS FRICKING CHRIST, that ending literally got me dying of laughter, just thanks seymour, thank you so much for the laughs and crys and moods.
Wait people don't have strong feelings about sparkling water?!??!?? everyone I ask either hates it or loves it and I am the former
Ahem. Sparking water, or "flavored water" (looking at you LaCroix), is akin to drinking water while sitting next to someone eating fruit. Can you smell fruit? Yes. Taste? In your imagination.
sparkling water has the smell of sweet fruit flesh yet the taste of bitter fruit peel. If one wishes to feel utter betrayal, this is the optimal choice of drinkable liquid for them.
tried carbonated water, disliked it a lot, tasted bitter and acidic (carbonic acid)
ICE sparkling water is pretty good. They actually add flavors
All of the pain of soda, none of the taste.
"Bisexuals prey"
I have never resonated with a post more
I’ve never want to be hunted more in my life.
I’m so alone.
@@thatonecubchoo1541 oof
We need 1 more dislike and title be at 69
@@thatonecubchoo1541 here's a hug ;w;
Yup, I agree.
My "friends" simply give me food, so I keep them.
*Me, sweating profusely while looking at my juvenile story of two siblings being kidnapped that i haven't continued in like a year*
YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT DUDE WTF
I have like 3 books I started and none of them are finished...
One is about a dark elf guy, who gets sold to a merchant and ends up falling in love with him; one is about this dude who sold his soul and is now trying to hunt down the demon he sould it to, while an annoying priestess follows him around and the last one is about a prince and a chief of two factions that are at war with each other, falling in love after the half-giant chief got destroyed in a duel with the other guy.
... I also have two other stories I'm working on and a bunch of shortstories....
Mood
0:28 FAR FROM THEIR LAND, AS MADE THEIR STAND
THEY STOOD STRONG AND THE LEGEND STILL LIVES ON
1918, THE GREAT WAR RAGES ON
The last post is jus "I am a monument to all your sins
1:03 was timed perfectly, as I was watching I turn to see my cat desperately trying to catch her shadow so she could viciously maul it.
I didn't expect to get called out. I was literally just talking about my plans to be a famous author without having written anything in weeks.
I just plan on getting better so I can write all the self indulgent garbage I want.
"write"
* Starts crying *
You... You can't make me do that I'm trash!
3:26 Damn I saw this and immediately was filled with motivation ima go write now ty
I guess I'm nyanbinary
Samesane
FAR FROM THEIR LAND AS THEY MADE THEIR STAND, IS THE STRONG AND LEGEND STILL LIVES ON
Suffered heavy losses through the great war they stood strong
But the memory of the fallen still lives on
0:22 [Joins in on the screeching]
is that your mom
Mood
As a Sabaton fan I would have LOVED to be there when they started blasting it
Far from their land as they made their stand?
@@sir_fuckwit they stood strong and the legend still lives on
Holy crap that "It's a Harbinger" is metal af
0:25 amateur he should've played "The Last Stand" then it would've been litteraly Holy Shit
very much agreed.
Yes
3:26
as a writer, i feel so fucking called out it's not even funny.
Me: *No, I don't think I will.*
Jokes on you I already put work into my story today.
"What about that one shot you want to finish before you publish your next chapter?"
Laaaterrr...
Me: oh boy time to write.
"Chapter 6."
Me: ....
....
Me: OK that's enough for today
I feel this specific set of comments and I don't like it.
@@Xanditbb you're welcome for the suffering
0:25 FAR FROM THEIR LAND AS THEY MADE THEIR STAND
A DISREGARDED DEMAND
IT SURRENDER OR DIE AND THE STAKES ARE HIGH
"Congratularions, It's a Harbinger" is my favorite meme on the internet.
I saw angry water, then I remembered all the times I drank sparkling water 'that's some pretty angry water if you ask me', and it seems I was correct
I have only picked the water starter twice. Froaky, and the one time my Toadadile was shiny
"Congratulations it's a HARBINGER!"
Using that the next a character passes themself off as a diviner.
People won't get Nyan binary in like 5 years when Nyan cat won't have been one of people's first videos they remember
I mean, "nya" is basically the Japanese "meow" (no I don't hear it either), and the trend of cat people arose from anime, which is from Japan. So realistically weebs will still get it, and let's be honest there's a huge overlap between weebs and cat people.
@@dragonslibrary9207 was literally just about to say that thank you.
Will they think it's talking about Nyan Cosplay instead?
@@jaschabull2365 it will be a tragedy
3:52
Yep... still remember my first marriage in Skyrim. My husband was Perth, and he had a kind and soothing voice. Especially whenever he said "my love."
"Callout post to all writers: Write"
I said "No" out loud the same time that PM did. We shall live in defiance together.
2:21 I think that guy meant to compare flat earth and astrology
1:06 I feel like this should be on r/Illegallysmolcats. Its just missing a pic
I watched this video while drinking sparkling water. Not even joking.
I'm LITERALLY drinking sparkling water while watching this
I am neither man nor chipmunk... I am the omen in the woods you stay clear of on the warm sunny late winter day.
My grandma's dog would lick my legs, arms, and feet obsessively, partially because she had a fair amount of trauma (puppy mill rescue dog), but she rarely licked people's faces. She loved just about everyone, but occasionally she would lick my nose or my cheek or my eye and those were the moments she made me feel the most loved.
RIP Sammie. I miss you
I can just imagine how many filters Seymour runs the altered lines through until he finds the correct one for each
The last one really got me. Love it.
That moth has the perfect camouflage for it's natural habitat, pizza.
3:23
You know, I would write down the great plot in my brain, but even though I have a good imagination, I can't type words on paper that equate to the thing in my head.
The bread one is way too accurate
does anyone else feel so much joy when they see one of their tumblr mutuals on a pm seymour video
I never laughed so hard about something so stupid, but right, as "Angry Water"!
The last post made me think of absol.
THAT LAST ONE SPOOKED ME LOL
2:09 The forbidden toast...
SO many responses... Why not all?
1:14 Fun fact when I was like 10 I thought a glass of sparkle water was normal water and took it like a shot and I am now scarred for life
1:48 A Gronckle wrote this post. Nothing strange.
3:07 My thoughts exactly. NEMESIS GET IN HERE.
4:27 Congratulations! It's an Absol!
A rock eating dragon, truly relatable
1:45
“If you liked it then you shoulda put your tongue on it” to the tune of single ladies
Ashdog described sparkling water in the best way. Tv static.
This guy always manages to make me laugh at 5 in the morning
I didn't think the video would call out every writer watching this
**I wasn't expecting that-**
2:26 I WAS NOT PSYCHOLOGICALLY PREPARED FOR THAT RESPONSE
Angry Water is the best kind of water
4:03 allow me to cry now.........AAHHH! WHY THE CALL OUT!!! 😢
Remember, according to the goetia, one of the kings of hell is a cat boy
I must be strange indeed, because I do enjoy sparkling water now-and-then.
We need more Sabaton in our lives!! 0:31
"Congratulations! 🥳 It's a harbinger!" Really got me
1:13 that’s why clear fruit drinks are superior
After disappointing my father for the 4th time today, I needed this
Just distract him by making him chuckle with glee by telling him what your droid friend did.
2:06 I'm here for the cute moth
Cat boy cat girl and nyaanbinary is the first words to ever literally have me thrown back. I am appalled. It feels like someone just roasted me from a distance. I’ve been hit by a internet flavored bullet
last time i was this early i didnt exist
Oh, the implications…
Sparkly water tastes exactly how I imagine TV static taste like
Those harbinger reveal parties must be fun.
Congratulations
*IT'S A HARBINGER*
man that cracked me up so good
You doing these voices.. now i want space orcs again.
The harbinger ending got me.
THAT WRITER CALL OUT POST IS A STRAIGHT UP ATTACK
First time being on time for this content, usually about a year late
Romancing Preston Garvey in Fallout 4 is THERAPEUTIC, ok, the way he reacts to a successful romancing is HECKING ADORABLE and maybe I do it a little too often but have you HEARD the excitement in his voice?
Angry water gives my the angry runs.
Lol as soon as he said it's a harbinger I got an ad.
that callout post for us writers hit me like a train, especially because I’m procrastinating my writing by watching this
Sparkling water is only for the strong, spite the water as much as it spites your mouth, swallow the hate, become stronger
3:25 oKAY YOU KNOW WHAT? I DID NOT NEED TO BE ATTACKED LIKE THIS
w r i t e
-sees the notification- SCHOOL CAN WAIT
the concept of seeing sabaton in a P.M. Seymour video was just not something I was ready for
I'm in public and, while I have earphones and also nobody is looking at me, I facepalmed at the toe beans XD
Ah yes. I too am a harbinger. I bring news of "You done goofed mate."
That ending was just 👌 ✨amazing ✨
0:20 The thirst is omnidirectional! :)-
Yeah no. Were it so easy. Were _I_ so easy :P
One time my family went to a renaissance fair on a VERY hot summer day and the only water we could find was sparkling water 🥲
Thank you. Noice. 0:23 SHUT! That's so good
As a Bi sexual I can confirm we are all velociraptor and or lizard people
*BOSSK?!*
.... eyelids-
The lusty Argonian bisexual?
@@aguyithink4119 You know what you said
@@oligb1469 Four words, I did say. What about them?
Man that starved for emotional affection got me good.
i watched this the day it came out and i just now got the notification
The moth in the thumbnail is adorable
Sparkling water feels like tv static
Holy shit, that lumberjack pun killed me.