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Комментарии • 1,7 тыс.

  • @martijnvanweele6204
    @martijnvanweele6204 4 года назад +4013

    Tesla built a death ray because he could, then destroyed it because he should. Tesla was a mad genius, but he was a responsible mad genius.

    • @val8869
      @val8869 4 года назад +203

      martijn van weele theory: so you know that theory that pinky (from pinky and the brain) was actually the genius and he purposely foiled the brain’s plots so that the world wasn’t destroyed? lets take that as canon for a moment. what if those two rats controlled him? like ratatouille style? sounds like a solid theory as to how a responsible mad scientist came to be to me

    • @sad_spicy_boi4714
      @sad_spicy_boi4714 4 года назад +61

      Hes basically the good counterpart of rick from rick and morty

    • @rain8412
      @rain8412 4 года назад +79

      I mean, there was never any evidence of said death ray. At least Tesla gave us a general idea of how the hypothetical death ray was supposed to work, so I’ll give him a pass for it.

    • @torazely
      @torazely 4 года назад +38

      he was also asexual

    • @justjucc5655
      @justjucc5655 4 года назад +39

      Didn’t he offer to make a super-air defense grid of electric pylons that would instantly shoot down any plane not authorized by the target country to the highest bidder? Within 100 miles?

  • @blossomvines341
    @blossomvines341 4 года назад +5065

    This is why everyone ships rival characters

    • @jebthepleb492
      @jebthepleb492 4 года назад +613

      “Oh they fuckin”
      “They most certainly are NOT FUCKIN, they hate each other’s guts you pervert”
      “But look at how they fight they have to be FUUCKIn”

    • @veronejaquel5106
      @veronejaquel5106 4 года назад +59

      Yes

    • @justseffstuff3308
      @justseffstuff3308 4 года назад +268

      Yeah like damn why they gotta make fight scenes like *that*, this is always gonna happen

    • @chinacarter8319
      @chinacarter8319 4 года назад +244

      I had those same facial expressions when I read those fight descriptions.....got kinda turned on imagining ANY PAIR OF RIVALS, GENDER REGARDLESS

    • @Avriel_Mimiga
      @Avriel_Mimiga 4 года назад +27

      for a sec i thought you meant Rivals Of Aether

  • @lazulidrawzalot
    @lazulidrawzalot 4 года назад +5364

    I love how one of the defenses someone makes for Tesla is “he liked pigeons”. I mean, I don’t blame him, pigeons are great.

    • @trypptrapp266
      @trypptrapp266 4 года назад +85

      He's also a Cancer and shares my birthday (7/10)

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 4 года назад +165

      IamWolfo !, And he didn’t steal all his ideas from someone else.
      Oh and the death ray aka the peace ray.

    • @gameboy3d943
      @gameboy3d943 4 года назад +11

      TryppTrapp Crab Gang!

    • @IMPofTHEGASsTATION
      @IMPofTHEGASsTATION 4 года назад +37

      Pigeons are amazing

    • @GoldenFreddy-io9zs
      @GoldenFreddy-io9zs 4 года назад +34

      It is a valid point

  • @forgottenprince3706
    @forgottenprince3706 4 года назад +2451

    "Team of people and there's one girl."
    *Almost every children's show*

    • @seanmcfadden3712
      @seanmcfadden3712 4 года назад +242

      Or the inverse. Group of girls with one boy who is either effeminate, has a crush on one of the girls or both.

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 4 года назад +210

      @@seanmcfadden3712 Two sides of the same terrible, overdone coin.

    • @Ultrakillisprettycool
      @Ultrakillisprettycool 4 года назад +85

      EXCUSE ME, VOLTRON HAD 2 GIRL CHARACTERS ONE WAS GIRL AND ONE WAS TOMBOY

    • @joekaput747
      @joekaput747 4 года назад +11

      I knew that felt familiar

    • @seanmcfadden3712
      @seanmcfadden3712 4 года назад +61

      @@NEETKitten True. Same with having a token character of ethnic representation or who has a disability. Sides of a D4?

  • @Smollest_Jordie
    @Smollest_Jordie 4 года назад +1890

    Oh. So this is why rival characters are shipped so much.

    • @Shogun0099
      @Shogun0099 4 года назад +175

      That, and shippers are primarily antisocial gits so starved of physical intimacy, that *anything* that could be considered "direct contact" is arousing to them, regardless of context.

    • @yeetusthefetusthencommitse204
      @yeetusthefetusthencommitse204 4 года назад +48

      TheLastShogun the sad truth

    • @craftypig7548
      @craftypig7548 4 года назад +104

      @@Shogun0099 can confirm, but ow.

    • @johannaweichsel3602
      @johannaweichsel3602 4 года назад +53

      Whatever makes the best porn fanfic.

    • @youmaybehighstrungbutimlok1601
      @youmaybehighstrungbutimlok1601 4 года назад +29

      I feel called out now geez man

  • @maxandcheese7394
    @maxandcheese7394 4 года назад +1448

    There’s an alternate timeline where Tesla built the Death Star

    • @certifiedpossum8655
      @certifiedpossum8655 4 года назад +57

      You're living it now but instead of tesla we have a 3ft tall Filipino Elon Musk.

    • @oats4breakfast
      @oats4breakfast 4 года назад +20

      Thank fuck we ain't in that timeline

    • @giantmastersword
      @giantmastersword 4 года назад +9

      How are you sure that it isn't this timeline?

    • @anxietyprimev6983
      @anxietyprimev6983 4 года назад +1

      Thanks for the reminder, MaxAndCheese.

    • @xavis7617
      @xavis7617 4 года назад +7

      Every single one of Seymour's drawings are just rifts between our reality and one where Cyana exists.

  • @silkyxcore5497
    @silkyxcore5497 4 года назад +2280

    Ok but like
    Character in a fight scene: *short character get pissed at tall character and pulls them by their collar to meet their height aslo making their faces SUPER close*
    I'm dying h E l p

    • @silkyxcore5497
      @silkyxcore5497 4 года назад +97

      @@cheeryfairys Omg yes the tie makes it better

    • @screamingcactus1753
      @screamingcactus1753 4 года назад +93

      Super short character grabbing taller character by the collar and planting their feet against their chest, hanging off of them while bringing their faces so close together their noses almost touch

    • @celestialgoldhart7752
      @celestialgoldhart7752 4 года назад +65

      Short character being lifted up by a tall character. You fill in the rest.

    • @sh0tgunsh1pping
      @sh0tgunsh1pping 4 года назад +90

      Character in a fight scene: *traps opponent with a wall of fire and strides around them, speaking ominously in soft voice*
      GrSjajd

    • @lessevilnyarlathotep1595
      @lessevilnyarlathotep1595 4 года назад +34

      @@Ton34618 dont feel bad for shipping stuff! it's fiction and doesnt really hurt anybody, as long as potentially squicky/triggering elements are properly tagged so they can be blocked/blacklisted. just have fun! ship and let ship :D

  • @madmalkavian3857
    @madmalkavian3857 4 года назад +1086

    Main villain: *shoots rival*
    Mook: Wait boss you ain't gonna restrain him?
    Main villain: No! Too much sexual tension and I demand my hatred be known!

    • @Nothing-yf4ks
      @Nothing-yf4ks 4 года назад +105

      Wait
      The villain _actually_ hit the rival?!
      *tears of joy*

    • @alternatetimelinegiyuu6062
      @alternatetimelinegiyuu6062 4 года назад +103

      FOOLS! THERE IS A KINK CALLED GUN PLAY!

    • @Nothing-yf4ks
      @Nothing-yf4ks 4 года назад +77

      @@alternatetimelinegiyuu6062 SH-

    • @alternatetimelinegiyuu6062
      @alternatetimelinegiyuu6062 4 года назад +87

      @@Nothing-yf4ks AND YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT KNIVES AND OTHER STABBY THINGS! WE ALSO HAVE *KNIFE PLAY*

    • @Nothing-yf4ks
      @Nothing-yf4ks 4 года назад +63

      @@alternatetimelinegiyuu6062 DAMN YOU
      I CAN'T EVEN FUNCTION PROPERLY ANYMORE WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE
      WHY
      JUST WHY

  • @micahyounes2477
    @micahyounes2477 4 года назад +635

    I read the thumbnail as “never gift a norse in the mouth” and was like ooo what’s that bastard Loki up to again

    • @cordeliajackson8615
      @cordeliajackson8615 4 года назад +56

      I mean, Loki did turn into a horse once so it still works.

    • @trainwreck237
      @trainwreck237 4 года назад +33

      Cordelia Jackson
      Remember not to speak of what happened to Loki during that.

    • @sieg.4300
      @sieg.4300 3 года назад +19

      this comment convinced me that loki liked the time he mated with svađilfari and is now into beastiality
      sigyn doesn't deserve this.

    • @trainwreck237
      @trainwreck237 3 года назад +9

      @@sieg.4300
      I said not to speak of that but I guess it doesn't matter anymore

    • @sieg.4300
      @sieg.4300 3 года назад +5

      @@trainwreck237 i chose to not.

  • @irishuisman1450
    @irishuisman1450 4 года назад +1670

    Pukicho: “Spiders are 12 feet tall-“
    _Ron Weasley is quietly sobbing in a corner while Harry and Hermione just stand there awkwardly_

    • @coiledAgent
      @coiledAgent 4 года назад +140

      "Ron was going to be spiders. He just was."

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +40

      Im Ron in this situation, because SPIDERS ARE SCARY!

    • @mageless8192
      @mageless8192 4 года назад +56

      Somewhere in Florida there is a Harry Potter ride that can let you experience this in real life and honestly, I’ve never been so afraid in my life of a completely harmless object.

    • @carloscastellanosdarkeyesi6126
      @carloscastellanosdarkeyesi6126 4 года назад +66

      @@coiledAgent "Ron's Ron shirt was almost as bad as Ron himself"

    • @candlecall
      @candlecall 4 года назад +61

      @@carloscastellanosdarkeyesi6126 "Ron looked like a loud, slow and soft bird to Harry. Harry didn't like talking about birds."

  • @giovannialoisio4523
    @giovannialoisio4523 4 года назад +696

    We should try and recreate Tesla's death ray honestly

    • @qrbital9861
      @qrbital9861 4 года назад +36

      Thats what the pigeons are gonna do in july

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 4 года назад +14

      Giovanni Aloisio, In theory the government might have done it, why else do navy ships now have lasers?

    • @Robot3k
      @Robot3k 4 года назад +18

      @@qrbital9861 this comment wont age well

    • @coolskeleton9281
      @coolskeleton9281 4 года назад +6

      Bold of you to assume we havent done that already

    • @dylanmorris5352
      @dylanmorris5352 4 года назад +4

      I think you would like the Leviathan book trilogy.

  • @SnowheadBlitz
    @SnowheadBlitz 4 года назад +859

    That last bit, I swear, P had a stroke-
    ALSO AGREED but I'm partial to the "lifting their chin" approach, much more formal and very easy to subdue/seduce your opponents.

    • @Hambrack
      @Hambrack 4 года назад +111

      subduece

    • @SnowheadBlitz
      @SnowheadBlitz 4 года назад +22

      @@Hambrack YEESSS

    • @violetiolite
      @violetiolite 4 года назад +73

      The _lifting the chin_ trope will be the death of me.
      Persona A: *lifts slightly the person's B chin"
      Me: asdghbhdfhnb

    • @arnerademacker8548
      @arnerademacker8548 4 года назад +26

      @@Hambrack This shall now and forever be in my vocabulary. Thank you, kind stranger.

    • @CeaselessWatch3r
      @CeaselessWatch3r 4 года назад +34

      Person: * lifts their opponents chin up *
      Me: ok now kiss *pushes them forward *

  • @gleefulpebble
    @gleefulpebble 4 года назад +729

    Didn’t Tesla spend the last years of his life hunting aliens?

    • @SnowheadBlitz
      @SnowheadBlitz 4 года назад +53

      Like a lot of people do nowadays?

    • @DevilSlayr
      @DevilSlayr 4 года назад +82

      I mean theres a nine season show on animal discovery thats literally a bunch of Boomers trying to kill bigfoot. So Tesla hunting for aliens isnt much of a stretch xD

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 4 года назад +29

      Ah,Truly a charming gentleman

    • @craftypig7548
      @craftypig7548 4 года назад +18

      I mean, people literally wanted to raid Area-51, even though they knew they didn't stand a chance against the US government, so

    • @Littleman3240
      @Littleman3240 4 года назад +8

      @@craftypig7548 Pretty sure that was just a joke that went way too fucking far

  • @Pukeprincess
    @Pukeprincess 4 года назад +814

    Pukicho: hey did you know that spiders are actually twelve feet tall and there chasing you right now.
    Me: HAHA you fool. This has always been our fantasy.

    • @Pukeprincess
      @Pukeprincess 4 года назад +36

      Why aren’t the normies begging me for context yet.

    • @jamescampbell2353
      @jamescampbell2353 4 года назад +32

      I don’t need context.

    • @jeemsers
      @jeemsers 4 года назад +9

      nO

    • @loganmason5421
      @loganmason5421 4 года назад +17

      @@Pukeprincess context or it didn't happen

    • @radiantred4158
      @radiantred4158 4 года назад +7

      If you played Dragon Age, that is your worst nightmare

  • @Evethedragon
    @Evethedragon 4 года назад +450

    what about in a fight scene where one character is shorter than the other and forces the other character to bend down by their shirt?

    • @Mach20
      @Mach20 4 года назад +35

      Oh yea. That's the good stuff

    • @dleonidae
      @dleonidae 4 года назад +55

      I don't think we're ready for the uncomfortableness of the sounds Seymour would make upon that...

    • @henryhidgens4860
      @henryhidgens4860 4 года назад +21

      OHohohohohoho

    • @Fluff
      @Fluff 4 года назад +19

      MMMMMM

    • @galli0
      @galli0 4 года назад +18

      Mmhmmmhmmmhhhmmmmhhhhnnng -Seymour

  • @beatricefontaine3588
    @beatricefontaine3588 4 года назад +161

    P.M. that last clip is a small thing that, around these parts, we call fangirling. Welcome to the club.

    • @daneverharen1694
      @daneverharen1694 4 года назад +2

      Beatrice fontaine but you can call me bea naw man he was making fun of those exact annoying people with the images and such

  • @crystalhefner1884
    @crystalhefner1884 4 года назад +578

    I thought it said Never Gift a Norse in the Mouth...and honestly now i'm just disappointed.

  • @nettlesomenpc889
    @nettlesomenpc889 4 года назад +318

    In power rangers there are 2 girls on every team but the personalities are girl and girl but not as much girl as the other girl

    • @oriolgonzalez9328
      @oriolgonzalez9328 4 года назад +44

      So girly girl and tomboy?

    • @rukrawczyk
      @rukrawczyk 4 года назад +46

      This
      This is exactly why I prefer 3 ranger teams over 5 ranger teams. In the former atleast the 1 girl HAS personality...then again in 3 ranger teams the two guys are literally "jock and nerd" so...

    • @GuiSmith
      @GuiSmith 4 года назад +21

      highnoon1987 That’s why the girl always is the best one in the trio unless there’s a really good subversion of the jock or nerd or both.

    • @icybeverage9276
      @icybeverage9276 4 года назад +11

      Yellow and Ponk? Right?

    • @jasminemiller7485
      @jasminemiller7485 4 года назад +13

      @@icybeverage9276
      Or on the rare occasion blue.

  • @tsukinoakuma
    @tsukinoakuma 4 года назад +125

    Character in fight scene: *restrains their opponent with a full nelson while their former enemy drills through the two of them, killing them both.*

    • @MrJinglejanglejingle
      @MrJinglejanglejingle 4 года назад +21

      Okay, Piccolo.

    • @fullmetallemer6818
      @fullmetallemer6818 4 года назад +16

      Ah fuck, let's go get the dragon balls guys

    • @GuiSmith
      @GuiSmith 4 года назад +15

      At first I thought you’d said “drills into the two of them” and wondered if you’d go the gore route or the porn route and I’m disappointed in myself
      Edit: also... how does one drill into two people at once? I see many flaws in my train of thoughts there

  • @thegodofallakira6349
    @thegodofallakira6349 4 года назад +284

    Odds1out: uploads
    P.M Seymour: also uploads
    Me: OH YEAH ITS ALL COMING TIGETHER

  • @faegentry7131
    @faegentry7131 4 года назад +83

    This is hilarious cause on that fairy joke it's actually how that goes you give Fae anything they're keeping it bc you'd be offering a gift

    • @wearelegallyrequiredtoeatd3580
      @wearelegallyrequiredtoeatd3580 4 года назад +5

      Fae Gentry Doesn't it depend on what it is tho? I don't know much about the "official" fae lore but if you give them gifts don't they own you in return so they're bound to you by fae magic, so that's why they don't give favours without anything in return and why they don't accept gifts?
      Sorry if I'm bothering but I really like the Fae and the concept of them, but there's a lot of conflicting information everywhere and idk where to look for official info so it's hard to know what's true and what's not

    • @themostbritishpersonalive868
      @themostbritishpersonalive868 4 года назад +7

      @@wearelegallyrequiredtoeatd3580 imagine a social awkward fae that can't reject a gift because that's rude and can't except it because then there bound to them

    • @wearelegallyrequiredtoeatd3580
      @wearelegallyrequiredtoeatd3580 4 года назад +3

      hypnochonk oh my god that'd be hilarious

  • @yaboichase147
    @yaboichase147 4 года назад +129

    “You’ve been here for a while. Better learn to wake up before you forget to.” Sounds like something Bill Cipher would say...

    • @Paza9
      @Paza9 4 года назад +10

      The different realm and different time mentioned in the comic was a freakish human mouthed fish

    • @Crowstrove
      @Crowstrove 3 года назад +2

      It also seems like something Bill would do-

    • @torazely
      @torazely 3 года назад +7

      Nah. Bill wouldn't give you the chance to wake up. He'd distract you until you couldn't wake up anymore and then laugh as he wakes up in your body.

  • @FanOfMostEverything
    @FanOfMostEverything 4 года назад +83

    Speaking as someone who makes a lot of custom Magic: the Gathering cards, i greatly appreciate the wetland disambiguation.

    • @aliyakrebs8754
      @aliyakrebs8754 26 дней назад +1

      That is such a niche and impressive skill, I love it

  • @MafiaStrawberryShortcake
    @MafiaStrawberryShortcake 4 года назад +95

    Watching P.M’s late night tumblr posts at midnight hits differently ngl..
    Edit: ok, that last post had me cackling into my pillow trying not to wake my family plz send help

  • @mrgay3887
    @mrgay3887 4 года назад +36

    3:58 “take it back now y’all” “buridh”

  • @JoshJenrayAK47
    @JoshJenrayAK47 4 года назад +54

    Strangely enough, I had the exact same reactions to the last few

  • @Jukestice19
    @Jukestice19 4 года назад +125

    Is it just me or did pat say "plerry the platypus"

  • @missobvious5436
    @missobvious5436 4 года назад +22

    That last part got to me, I did not know anyone could turn the feeling I feel whenever this happens into sounds but here we are

  • @wooyeah1738
    @wooyeah1738 4 года назад +68

    2:27
    If you’re a Sanders Sides fan, the end of the convo becomes 10x funnier

    • @TheZincMaster-on1fy
      @TheZincMaster-on1fy 4 года назад +7

      I did I derpy laugh when I noticed

    • @orion2144
      @orion2144 4 года назад +5

      H e c c y e a h i t d o e s

    • @knightcorelowercase
      @knightcorelowercase 4 года назад +1

      IKR!

    • @torazely
      @torazely 3 года назад

      Antifastark would be Roman, ask-some-lads would be Patton

    • @cicero3895
      @cicero3895 3 года назад

      @@TheZincMaster-on1fy oh shit hi Zinc, I remember you from DarkAngel 1204 live chats

  • @kjrv7779
    @kjrv7779 4 года назад +54

    That was a dry ending.
    Take a glass of water PM.
    Stay hydrated and stay safe

  • @bleachbleachBLEACHER
    @bleachbleachBLEACHER 4 года назад +12

    7:37 - The obligatory female character is the first writing trope I ever became consciously aware of, and I'm pretty sure that's also how I figured out what sexism was growing up.

  • @worldlinezero4783
    @worldlinezero4783 4 года назад +65

    2:50 I had that same sort of dream once, except it was in a jungle stuck in eternal night with no moon and no animals. It was completely silent. It started with me waking up on a flat rock, and I just wandered, thinking about how eerie it was. Then I started seeing shadows of people I knew that had died, made up of black clouds of mist, with glowing red dots as eyes. They followed me wherever I went, slowly getting closer. An uncountable amount of time passed as I wandered through through the jungle. I started hearing voices, ominous whispering. Then, the shadows began to disappear. A felt a strangely cold, yet warm breath on the back of my neck. I turned around and saw a black robed figure. It whispered to me "You shouldn't be here," and at that moment I realized it was carrying something. A weapon, likely, but as hard as I try, it was impossible to describe. It raised the object up, and I took off in a sprint. Duplicates of it were standing there, watching, from all directions. I tripped on a root, and it began to wrap around my ankle. I tried to crawl away, to no avail. The figure was there again, and it flipped back its hood and leaned in close and whispered into my ear: "Wake up while you still can." I turned my head to look at it. It had silver hair, but similar to its weapon, its facial features were indescribable. As I looked at it, the only emotion I felt was pure terror. I let out a scream, and awoke in a cold sweat. Definitely the scariest dream I've ever had.

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 4 года назад +51

    7:37
    Actually that is called The Five Man Band.
    Look the Overly Sarcastic Productions video about it. Really informative.

  • @imjustverable3860
    @imjustverable3860 4 года назад +56

    Everyone wonders why I thirst for that rival x rival good shit, and to them I say dO YOU EVEN WATCH HOW CLOSE THESE MO'FOS GET I MEAN SERIOUSLY

  • @paintingjo6842
    @paintingjo6842 4 года назад +547

    OK, plan for tonight:
    1. Order chicken nuggets
    2. Boil the chicken nuggets
    3. Eat the boiled nuggets
    4. Edit this comment with my opinion on boiled nuggets
    Edit (that I had no idea so many people would want, seriously guys what's so special about the opinion of a random dude on the Internet): It's 👌

    • @LucarioDoT
      @LucarioDoT 4 года назад +25

      We await your response

    • @adrianaandrade6304
      @adrianaandrade6304 4 года назад +10

      Did you enjoy your chicken nuggets?

    • @sayi50ch
      @sayi50ch 4 года назад +14

      Just replying so I can get a notification. Awaiting results.

    • @trashboy1420
      @trashboy1420 4 года назад +25

      Why do I want to know if boiled chicken nuggets tastes good? Because I’m bored in quarantine. Why can’t I try it myself? Because the local supermarket ran out of chicken nuggets.

    • @jailynnwinn3148
      @jailynnwinn3148 4 года назад +9

      Awaiting results

  • @iheartkiecats
    @iheartkiecats 4 года назад +26

    3:48 at first glance I read that as “spicy” and tbh the post still made sense

  • @mauricemcdonald80
    @mauricemcdonald80 4 года назад +40

    7:50 maybe that’s what was in the room where it happened.

    • @knightcorelowercase
      @knightcorelowercase 4 года назад +1

      🙂

    • @joeyfromschool
      @joeyfromschool 4 года назад +4

      Burr: What did they say to you to get you to sell New York City down the river?!
      Hamilton: uh, because we have the banks? Not because I was scared of the sheep, no sir, not at all.

  • @selenamcmahan9234
    @selenamcmahan9234 4 года назад +19

    Person: (remember a funny prank he did to his sibling)
    i can still recall...our last summer...memorys that were made

  • @Mel_The_Weeb
    @Mel_The_Weeb 4 года назад +20

    The last post was so relatable. Is...is this how us shippers look like to other people when we see something that gives us shipping fuel?

    • @Polikaize
      @Polikaize Месяц назад

      yes. Yes, it is.

  • @ryanspruce7447
    @ryanspruce7447 4 года назад +29

    7:38 there’s actually an anime out rn that’s the opposite of this. It’s “group of people with different personalities and there’s one boy”. I mean he’s also mute, amnesiatic, and the anime is based off a mobile game by Cygames, but still...

  • @Fasguy
    @Fasguy 4 года назад +17

    3:47 I guess you could say, they did "two hops this time"

  • @claireanela
    @claireanela 4 года назад +35

    Source: me. I can sleep like one hour a night and be perfectly fine for the rest of the day. I don’t really do “tired.”

    • @CeaselessWatch3r
      @CeaselessWatch3r 4 года назад +8

      H O W

    • @wooyeah1738
      @wooyeah1738 4 года назад +7

      YOU UNHOLY BEAST HOW

    • @trashboy1420
      @trashboy1420 4 года назад +4

      I have insomnia and often get less sleep than that unless I actually pass out from exhaustion. I’m always tired but most of the time I just kinda ignore it.

    • @fiend-off-the-grid
      @fiend-off-the-grid 4 года назад +6

      honestly, I either sleep like, the whole day, or I go for a half hour. Guess which one makes me feel less tired. _Take a wild F**ING GUESS!_

    • @Fluff
      @Fluff 4 года назад +1

      *HELLION*

  • @Lemonnitenite
    @Lemonnitenite 4 года назад +29

    How fitting, I'm supposed to be asleep right now

  • @unnamed_paragon
    @unnamed_paragon 4 года назад +30

    8:33 - 9:14
    *why do I relate to this so much I-*

  • @JP.calamity
    @JP.calamity 4 года назад +8

    As a Swede, the mental image of someone singing Mamma Mia whilst cocking a shotgun almost had me falling over laughing at the absurdity.

  • @dezboodraws4953
    @dezboodraws4953 4 года назад +6

    When you started listing off the pinning my heart couldn't take it, like fuck I got Vietnam flashbacks to all the anime, books, and manga that does this.

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 4 года назад +8

    5:20 quirkiest thieves EVAR
    WELL YOU GAVE IT TO HER
    “Not PERMANENTLY!!”

  • @FoxMarcello
    @FoxMarcello 4 года назад +22

    Tbh I was expecting a fight scene hold that was jarringly non-intimate for the sake of comedic misdirect

    • @FoxMarcello
      @FoxMarcello 4 года назад +14

      Character in fight scene: restrains the opponent and BODYSLAMS THEM INTO THE FECKIN PAVEMENT

    • @rooness2184
      @rooness2184 3 года назад +3

      @@FoxMarcello You fool, someone is *definitely* into that too

  • @thewhalekikan2294
    @thewhalekikan2294 4 года назад +18

    Damn, PM really be out here having a stroke

  • @oats4breakfast
    @oats4breakfast 4 года назад +14

    Was that Mrs.Honey from Matilda after the girl finished a complex math equation?

  • @MikuFutaba
    @MikuFutaba 4 года назад +15

    SCP-119500-j
    Name: Boiled Nuggets
    Object Class: Safe
    Containment Procedure: the user who originally posted SCP-119500-j is to be blocked by any user who encounters it. The account is monitored by Foundation Staff at all times.
    Description: SCP-119500-j is a post on the website Tumblr which describes the original poster hearing of "boiled nuggets" being just as good as fried ones. The user then goes on to say they tried this, and enjoyed it. A different user replies that he now has a desire to boil "nuggets" as well. It is then specified that the "nuggets" in question are "chicken nuggets". Anyone who reads this thread of posts will be possessed with a strange urge to boil chicken nuggets, and consume them.

    • @archangel4868
      @archangel4868 4 года назад +3

      i mean... all chicken nuggets are boiled in some fluid, grease being the most popular fluid.
      if you are about to say they are fried, frying food happens in a dry or buttered pan not in a cauldron or pot filled with fluid.

    • @archangel4868
      @archangel4868 4 года назад +4

      i just realized me calling deep fryers cauldrons paints any fast food employee as a witch

  • @conorvermeiren3534
    @conorvermeiren3534 4 года назад +8

    I had a dream where I was in this weird art gallery flooded in purple lights and my body was glowing and glitching out. Then, a guy in a purple pinstriped suit with a white flame for a head came up to me and said “you’re not ready to be here”. Then I woke up with heart palpitations.

  • @lefandomtrash7746
    @lefandomtrash7746 4 года назад +2

    Fight scenes that end up like that are just, *chef’s kiss* perfect to both decrease and increase tension at the same time.

  • @wolfsong9134
    @wolfsong9134 4 года назад +7

    This was a very long Tumblr Posts and it makes me very happy.

  • @vivalapluto2501
    @vivalapluto2501 4 года назад +49

    Can I offer you all some coffee in these trying times? ☕

  • @cookieslime6585
    @cookieslime6585 4 года назад +9

    8:32
    The *one* point in the entire tv series when my mom walked in the room

  • @LovelyWitch926
    @LovelyWitch926 4 года назад +9

    The ABBA rebel songs post just made me think of a situation
    Me, distracting the guards so my fellow rebels can sneak into the government base: Don't go wasting your emoooootions, laaaaay all your loooove on meeeeeeeee

  • @vigilantsycamore8750
    @vigilantsycamore8750 4 года назад +12

    4:53 Alignment chart. Tag yourself, I'm a swampy bog

    • @noelhann5262
      @noelhann5262 4 года назад

      How do I know if I’m alkaline or acidic?

    • @coledewey3564
      @coledewey3564 4 года назад +1

      Bog=acid which is bad most of the time
      Fen=not acid therefore good most of the time
      Swamp=only wood therefore somewhat lawful
      Marsh=more diverse but with no wood therefore somewhat chaotic
      Wetland= neutral by process of elimination. In conclusion a swampy bog (our example alignment via @Vigilant Sycamore) would be lawful evil, but the fun kind (follows the letter of the law to troll others with limited moral exceptions) and I am a swampy fen leaning wetland fen btw. TL;DR: in original post order; evil, good, lawful, and chaotic, with wetland being neutral.

  • @PinkyR
    @PinkyR 4 года назад +7

    6:38 There actually was a fish discovered to have human teeth, it's called the Sheepshead fish.
    So, we humans technically have fish teeth

    • @jai6719
      @jai6719 4 года назад +2

      Aldight, stOP RIGHT *THERE* --

  • @Ghost-vp1kx
    @Ghost-vp1kx 4 года назад +4

    The part when it says that’s something to look forward to something in 2020, I was like: “HONEY AINT NOTHIN HAS BEEN ANYTHING THAT ANYONE WOULD LOOK FORWARD TOO!!”

  • @donaghwilson7715
    @donaghwilson7715 4 года назад +5

    In relation to group of friends with one girl, I know so many groups who are a bunch of lads and also one girl that they put up with and also is ones crush

  • @cardnial_omega
    @cardnial_omega 4 года назад +5

    3:32
    Dr. Doofenshmirtz isn’t the only one that would swear.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Candice: MOM HOLY FUCK!!!

  • @swadloom40
    @swadloom40 4 года назад +2

    0:51 One time I was listening to the Beatles #1 hits album when I fell asleep, woke up in the middle of the night to Hey Jude playing, and started crying for some reason. Those were secret emotions times 10

  • @plinko-moss
    @plinko-moss 3 года назад +5

    In my timeline, it’s “never punch a gift horse in the mouth” which is way cooler than “never gift a horse in the mouth”

  • @brennanruiz1803
    @brennanruiz1803 4 года назад +2

    Having attempted about 80% of those “fight scene” scenarios in real life, most of them *really* don’t work when your opponent is stronger than you unless you get *really* good leverage.

  • @moodymoosh
    @moodymoosh 4 года назад +5

    Ah, my fart cone.
    Do I have corona or is it just cuz I'm laughing cuz I CAN'T BREATHE

  • @moonlightshadowpony
    @moonlightshadowpony 4 года назад +1

    The "take it back now y'all" line made me laugh so hard my vision actually cut out and i was momentarily blind for a good couple of seconds.

  • @kordarveraku5499
    @kordarveraku5499 4 года назад +52

    The boiled nuggets is an Indonesian trend... For some odd reason?

    • @0riginal_zer030
      @0riginal_zer030 4 года назад +4

      Wait, those nuggets I ate yesterday were boiled? Holy shit, I thought they were deep fried!

    • @idkman9696
      @idkman9696 4 года назад +3

      America has tide pods, Indonesia has boiled chicken nuggets. Honestly idk which ones worse

    • @indiralarasati1787
      @indiralarasati1787 4 года назад +1

      Which part of Indonesia tho?? I've never heard of boiled nuggets until today

    • @ember5031
      @ember5031 4 года назад +5

      excuse me, is that a _homestuck_ i see-

    • @SgtIronbeak
      @SgtIronbeak 4 года назад +4

      @@idkman9696 the fucking tide pods what do you mean which ones worse
      one is basically just boiled chicken and breading
      THE OTHER ONE WILL QUITE LITERALLY KILL YOU

  • @want-diversecontent3887
    @want-diversecontent3887 3 года назад +2

    0:52 Every time I wake up at 5 am, instead of getting out of my bed, I stare at the closed window until 6 am. The blue it shines is fucking amazing.

  • @blueberry.pancakes.
    @blueberry.pancakes. 4 года назад +5

    THE ENDING KILLED ME
    OH GOD IM CRYING
    HEIDNWNDNLSNSWKSNF

  • @shanetaylor5403
    @shanetaylor5403 4 года назад +1

    I haven't laughed all day and now I'm watching this and I'm damn near crying
    PM you're the brightest spot of joy in my day

  • @mc.gemstone
    @mc.gemstone 4 года назад +5

    1:28 I remember seeing that a few years back on one the episode of the super amazing project with Dan and Phil about that slipper if anyone remembers that and know's what I'm talking about.

    • @arnerademacker8548
      @arnerademacker8548 4 года назад

      There is like one person in the comment section right now going "Yeah I do!" and honestly, good for them :D

    • @mc.gemstone
      @mc.gemstone 4 года назад

      @@arnerademacker8548 nice ^-^

  • @justasadenbylookingatmemes4623
    @justasadenbylookingatmemes4623 4 года назад +2

    Considering the trope of 'group of characters and one girl' There's also a trope that when the main cast has more female characters than males it's considered a show for girls.

  • @pandoratheclay
    @pandoratheclay 3 года назад +3

    1:01 i woke up like two hours before my alarm and I’m pretty sure the emotion i felt was insomnia

  • @stinkynorsk5883
    @stinkynorsk5883 3 года назад +2

    2:26 I have never expected Remus to have the most serious voice of them all

  • @hanro50
    @hanro50 4 года назад +6

    5:41
    When you role a nat 20 on something stupid...and now it has to happen...

  • @Blomstermark
    @Blomstermark 4 года назад +4

    The bounty hunter is amazing, i have to use it in some dnd or other rpg stuff..

  • @silkyxcore5497
    @silkyxcore5497 4 года назад +3

    8:32
    The last part had my imagining some unholy *stuff*

  • @MishaExAye
    @MishaExAye 3 года назад +6

    0:40 I laughed so hard I started crying and nearly choked on my piece of bread

  • @xenon8927
    @xenon8927 4 года назад +5

    3:38 to hear seymour say "f*ck you perry the platypus" over and over

  • @fawna_lariat
    @fawna_lariat 2 года назад +1

    "Ah, my fart cone." made me lose my shit completely and I have no idea why I found it so damn funny-

  • @huntersneddon49
    @huntersneddon49 3 года назад +6

    0:11 He even had a toy boat

    • @huntersneddon49
      @huntersneddon49 3 года назад +1

      And if anybody tells me that I'm a year late, I know and I don't care

  • @mdbgamer556
    @mdbgamer556 3 года назад +1

    I have never been so concerned and so amused at the same time.
    This is why I continued to watch your stuff after finding you from Aphmau's series.

  • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
    @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 4 года назад +3

    Þois is my favoruite Late Night Tumblr Posts episiode.
    -Fart cone post, 0:24
    -Gift horse post, 1:41
    -Faceplanted into bees post, 5:04
    -"Plarry Þe Platypus" 3:38
    -Þe Despicable Me post, 1:51
    -Tesla post, 0:00
    -Reincarnation post, 4:03, which I'm glad isn't reality since one of my past lives was a murderer who died really embarrassingly.
    -Foodstuff divination, 1:09
    -Accidentally ordered a giant slipper post, 1:27
    -Cat, 2:27
    -Chicken butt post, 2:43
    -Hell post, 6:21
    -Mature Phineas & Ferb post, 3:07
    -"Boof" 5:00
    Edit:
    -"Suburpan" or Supurbanan, according to PM, 5:33

  • @johndavidtibbetts7320
    @johndavidtibbetts7320 4 года назад +1

    That dreaming guy with the fish tank straight up met Morpheus. Should count himself lucky he was in a good mood that day...

  • @70Lu07
    @70Lu07 4 года назад +8

    Other good thing about tesla:
    He didn't boil chicken nuggets

  • @MizukiStone44
    @MizukiStone44 4 года назад +2

    The best part is that I just watched Venom, meaning that the last thing I thought when this ended was 'and then bites their head off like a gingerbread man'.

  • @theyneverlearn3679
    @theyneverlearn3679 4 года назад +4

    1:36
    I'm more concerned at the implication that companies make size 1,450 slippers.

  • @femmesammy8768
    @femmesammy8768 3 года назад +1

    As one of the people who "don't feel tired", we actually do. If you mean the ones who can stay up for a day and look completely fine, we're very tired but we just naturally hide it. If I am awake, I can't sleep. Think of it like insomnia but it affects your day period too.

  • @casualnobody8557
    @casualnobody8557 4 года назад +3

    1:41 The bit that made high-me giggle with glee

  • @confusedmochi6520
    @confusedmochi6520 4 года назад +14

    Ah, my f a r t c o n e

  • @ohokay4663
    @ohokay4663 4 года назад +3

    2:44 AMA!!! I adore ama so much! I made ama some art and then got a dm from AMA that was like "thank you so so much. I appreciate this so much. You're so good" and ama put it as the header for the blog, best blog ever
    Edit: I went and checked AND ITS STILL THE HEADER!!! I love ama

    • @ohokay4663
      @ohokay4663 4 года назад +1

      When I submitted it AMA said: "I love this so much , you ‘ re a beautiful creator . Thank you so many so much , please read to me again soon/̷̛̳̤͕̹̗̱͕̱͎͔ͮ̆ͩ̾̍̃ͯͤ̋ͦ̂̈͌̈́̄̑ͪ́͡/̴̡̰͍͚̗̈́ͭ̈ͪͦ̓͑̓̊̎̆͛̀͢ ?"

  • @zinniebug7555
    @zinniebug7555 2 года назад +1

    Ok, but like, the spaghetti-o's divination mixed with *aesthetic* and *traditional* magic is the true witch experience

  • @cy-bernet-ix
    @cy-bernet-ix 4 года назад +5

    all the “characters in fight scenes” posts make me feel... odd
    edit: can confirm that was me being desperate to be in those situations

  • @AmberSong
    @AmberSong 4 года назад +1

    How the hell was he able to say that mama mia line so seriously without cracking up?!

  • @himboratvin
    @himboratvin 4 года назад +12

    8:54
    *Shoving my ocs into the sketchbook*
    GUESS WHAT'S GETTING DRAWN TONIIGHT
    Edit: If anyone wants link I'll link it if anyone donates a kneecap
    Edit: Wait feq I cant find any references
    Edit: I got traumatized.. Anyone got any other suggestions?
    Edit: Nvm I forgot you can do it in other perspectives.
    Edit: *DONE*

    • @nicomoist5336
      @nicomoist5336 3 года назад +2

      Where? Art
      Now
      Please?

    • @himboratvin
      @himboratvin 3 года назад +1

      @@nicomoist5336 I LOST THR SKETCHBOOK
      ho weveR NOW THAT YOU BROUGHT IT UP I'LL DO IT AGAIN

  • @meatballphilosopher5734
    @meatballphilosopher5734 4 года назад +1

    4:04
    That... That was implied to be a thing in the comic "Nexus."
    It was only there for like a page
    BUT IT WAS THERE

  • @thenonperfectionist4114
    @thenonperfectionist4114 4 года назад +9

    i wonder how many days ill wait for a homestuck specific episode

    • @LordOfTheTermites
      @LordOfTheTermites 4 года назад

      I mean, this episode already hás trace amounts of homestuck, It isn't too big of a jump

    • @dleonidae
      @dleonidae 4 года назад

      Well, it's already well past the 13th, so we'll have to wait and see in June

    • @LordOfTheTermites
      @LordOfTheTermites 4 года назад +1

      @@dleonidae why june?

    • @thenonperfectionist4114
      @thenonperfectionist4114 4 года назад

      6/12 for dem trolls.
      and 10/25
      and...11/11

    • @raptorcharly8055
      @raptorcharly8055 4 года назад +1

      I'm very glad I'm not the only Homestuck drawn here like a moth to a flame by that last thread.

  • @kennyholmes5196
    @kennyholmes5196 4 года назад +1

    6:22 - 6:48
    I think the scariest part about this one is that it implies that *people can and have forgotten how to wake up.* As in, *there are people out there that went to sleep, and literally forgot how to open their eyes of their own volition.* That's pretty freaky, IMO.
    Also, had this been shifted eighteen-to-forty-two seconds later, it would've been even more chilling due to numerological reasons.

  • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
    @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 4 года назад +6

    8:34 to 9:14 is relatable,we stan.