Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: 3 SUPERMEN AND MAD GIRL

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
  • Time for another Turkish knock-off with "3 Supermen and Mad Girl" (1973), about a trio of superheroes who spend their days ogling women, abusing women, and occasionally even helping women! (Originally aired March 18th, 2014)
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  • @TominatorT-
    @TominatorT- 2 года назад +11

    7:39 "A few people laughed, a few people cried, but most remained silent."- Oppenheimer

  • @MasterJediDude
    @MasterJediDude 5 лет назад +33

    Brandon, I still hope that one day you'll give us your review for the original "Three Fantastic Supermen."

  • @kevinshea7547
    @kevinshea7547 Год назад +10

    8:10. Part of the film's budget went toward alcohol for the music department.

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 года назад +37

    Mad Girl looks like a villain from Cutie Honey.

    • @Oppeldeldoc1
      @Oppeldeldoc1 2 года назад +4

      Also like Jill St. John in the first BATMAN episode (when she impersonates Robin).

  • @ian_b
    @ian_b 5 лет назад +47

    Brandon Tenold has a picture in his attic that grows old while he stays eternally young.

    • @Dendarang
      @Dendarang 2 года назад +9

      He does have the ability to look of indeterminate age. I genuinely can't tell if he's 20 or 40.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Год назад +3

      @@Dendarang I always assumed he is in his thirties, but never quite sure if its mid, early or late 30s. Imposible to say for sure, not when he looks prety much identical in five year old videos. The only ones where any aging is noticeable is in the older ones from eight years ago, but just a llittle. Maybe we will be able to tell in the next decade.

    • @fromthecheapseats7126
      @fromthecheapseats7126 4 месяца назад +4

      @@pedrovallefin8406He revealed in 2017 that he was 32, which would make him 39 now, but yeah he looks a lot younger than that.

  • @TheEyez187
    @TheEyez187 3 года назад +17

    The last season of Adam West's Batman just wasn't the same without the titular character at the helm!

  • @jjenk911
    @jjenk911 6 лет назад +37

    The three Supermen need to keep their pimp hands strong, you know. It is the 1970's after all.

  • @wugglesx
    @wugglesx 2 года назад +7

    It wouldn't quite be using footage but Funimation did get the voice actors that did the dragon ball abridged parody to do voices in an episode playing actors playing the characters in big head costumes

  • @artspectrum2421
    @artspectrum2421 2 года назад +8

    That green car they had was gorgeous. Damn i want one. Do i have to be a knock-off superman with no real powers and I get one for free?! Well, than I am waiting for mine in the mail any day. Just don't put It in the letterbox, driveway will do just fine.

  • @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
    @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 4 года назад +7

    Next up Turkish Conan the barbarian vs. Korean Staypuft Marshmallow man in "My Balls Itch" directed by Stanley Pubic.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 5 месяцев назад

      This is the part where I wonder IF you made any of that up. :d

  • @LuigiGodzillaGirl
    @LuigiGodzillaGirl 8 лет назад +46

    Looks like Pixar drew inspiration from The Three Fantastic Supermen for the Incredibles' costumes

  • @thepooroldsoul8179
    @thepooroldsoul8179 4 года назад +14

    8:06
    For a minute there, I actually thought that the movie froze. O_O

  • @pathatfield2543
    @pathatfield2543 3 года назад +4

    From the looks of it,Mad Girl is actually Turkish batwoman from The Wild World of Batwoman

  • @MondoConnie
    @MondoConnie 9 лет назад +39

    RUclips muted 30 seconds of the Superman theme that played in the background of a video of my infant son freaking out about Superman. I was pissed because the video was about my son being a huge fan of Superman, even as a baby, so I replaced the soundtrack in reverse... and they caught it and still muted it. I will be surprised if they don't redact the name of the theme, with black boxes, in this comment.

    • @varanid9
      @varanid9 6 лет назад +7

      RUclips is run by millenials, hence the stupidity.

    • @imperialdoesathing1599
      @imperialdoesathing1599 4 года назад +4

      Ok boomer

    • @RaphaToInfinity
      @RaphaToInfinity 4 года назад +5

      I would like to read your comment but half of it is redacted...

    • @ryanbarker5217
      @ryanbarker5217 4 года назад +2

      five years later and the system is worse than ever, now you'd get flagged for using the 'wrong' words, like corona virus.
      that said, there's a lot of people who have laughable ideas on what fair use is, and even more stupid ideas about how they can cheat it. they can't be bothered to go to the gov't website and spend five minutes reading what it really is and some FAQs, they'd rather spend hours dreaming up ways to 'get around' it, then bitch when it turns out that's not how real life works.
      your example, though, while technically infringement, should get a pass in all fairness for what it is.

  • @PaladinDusty
    @PaladinDusty 6 лет назад +12

    9:11 Kids in the Hall reference!

  • @bawdydog176
    @bawdydog176 11 месяцев назад +1

    Would like to see a retrospective of Brandons couches in order from oldest tp latest.

  • @SesshaXIII
    @SesshaXIII 9 лет назад +18

    "Turkish Assassin's Creed"...Revelations?

  • @snodog00
    @snodog00 Год назад +3

    At 3:25 if I'm not mistaken, he shot at his friend and then directly at the mirror. I assume he fired at the mirror to prove their are real bullets in the gun? If so, that means they loaded a blank and then a real bullet, so the second shot is the only one to eject a shell? That is AMAZINGLY unsafe and basically asking for your actor to die. Like, what if the guy shooting just had a brainfart and shot prematurely? Or mixed up targets. Or a thousand other ways to fuck that up? Hell, actors have died from regular old blanks before by having debris lodged in the barrel so he wouldn't even have to screw up. Gun safety was not a thing back then, was it?

  • @archnof0
    @archnof0 3 года назад +28

    We need a real Turkish commentef to tell us what the hell this thing was really about. Whenever Mr tenold does one of these things I feel so deprived that I haven't seen it

  • @Drago1995
    @Drago1995 9 лет назад +109

    the quality looks like this is a rip from the first VHS ever

    • @Ektalon
      @Ektalon 8 лет назад +24

      . . . after it was dubbed 20 times . . .

    • @kabatsky
      @kabatsky 5 лет назад +14

      And that VHS was copied from the first BETA ever.

    • @SA80TAGE
      @SA80TAGE 3 года назад +4

      ehhhhhh I've seen worse quality (grew up in a family owned vhs rental store)

    • @Ektalon
      @Ektalon 3 года назад +2

      @@lukasder821 Good point!

    • @lukasder821
      @lukasder821 3 года назад +4

      @@Ektalon sorry 😅 pocket dial xd

  • @danthefan28
    @danthefan28 8 лет назад +13

    3:49 well if James Cameron got to make the Spider Man film, we probably would've seen something like this.

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy 6 лет назад +4

    Whether or not you intended to, Brandon, you have persuaded me to seek out a copy of this movie with either English dub or subtitles. I want to see just how deep this rabbit hole of absurdity goes!

  • @Ektalon
    @Ektalon 8 лет назад +3

    "But first, the whores!" All you need now is Kevin MacDonald, and I think he's got a lot of free time . . .

  • @volkan760
    @volkan760 3 месяца назад +1

    i know your subtitles are all jokes but when your sub was "wanna take your top off while i watch you from afar", what guy really said was "i have a weird habbit that i always prefer dressed ladies." and i think this is really funny.

  • @fromthecheapseats7126
    @fromthecheapseats7126 4 месяца назад +1

    It would explain so much if these Turkish superhero knockoffs were set in the same universe as “The Boys.”

  • @ilejovcevski79
    @ilejovcevski79 5 лет назад +8

    I should pick up this movie just for the Pink Floyd soundtrack!

  • @pawejankowski9364
    @pawejankowski9364 4 года назад +9

    I definitely wouldn't call this a movie.
    Rather, it has the feel of a play being recorded. Basically no editing. It's purely improvised...
    🤣

  • @joelcraig9803
    @joelcraig9803 19 дней назад +1

    Why is it that 10 years ago Brandon Tenold looks exactly like modern day Brandon Tenold? Must be something in the maple syrup.

  • @MondoConnie
    @MondoConnie 9 лет назад +24

    Nice "Bay of Blood" reference. It's nice and obscure, but I guess among your fans... it isn't.

  • @FumblsTheSniper
    @FumblsTheSniper 3 года назад +4

    Damn, I worked with a Turkish guy last year. Should have asked if he would watch it with me.

  • @stephencrabtree4256
    @stephencrabtree4256 7 лет назад +14

    So I don't know if there've been deleted comments about this or not, but am I the only one who noticed that a lot of the background music is from "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World"?

    • @Oppeldeldoc1
      @Oppeldeldoc1 6 лет назад +1

      I think a lot of Turkish films have done that. One of the "Kilink" movies has the famous "Dragnet" theme in it.

    • @Emelefpi
      @Emelefpi Год назад

      I didn't notice til 10:37 and went looking through the comments to see if anyone else noticed

  • @skylx0812
    @skylx0812 5 лет назад +3

    I'm surprised firing that gun with blanks point blank at fabulous hair guy didn't kill him. Isn't that how Jon-Eric Hexum died?
    ...oh wait, I forgot. Turkish blanks, right?

  • @thetooginator153
    @thetooginator153 11 дней назад

    “Çılgın Kız ve Üç Süper Adam”: Turkish title, translates to: Crazy Girl and Three Super Men”. Gotta love Google Translate!

  • @sharonpereira4501
    @sharonpereira4501 5 лет назад +2

    The robot has a mustache.

  • @Oppeldeldoc1
    @Oppeldeldoc1 6 лет назад +2

    The "Fantastic Supermen" films that I've seen are pretty entertaining. They're very tongue-in-cheek, so they're not meant to be taken seriously.

  • @miguelcastaneda7236
    @miguelcastaneda7236 5 лет назад +1

    like the robot wonder how many cardbord boxs n silver spray it took..and those high teck mini skirt space space gear

  • @paulgibbon5991
    @paulgibbon5991 3 года назад +1

    I was kind of hoping this would be the Turkish knock-off of "Three Men And A Baby".

  • @RokuroCarisu
    @RokuroCarisu 5 месяцев назад

    If nothing else, this movie is a great example for how much a superhero cape gets in the way durring a fight.

  • @gaillewis5472
    @gaillewis5472 10 лет назад +15

    Brandon, I thought I told you to stay the hell out of my basement! Well, at least now I know what happened to the case of beer I had stashed down there.

  • @Zubadascana
    @Zubadascana 10 лет назад +10

    Did you by chance grow up in Mckinney? I swear you went to my High School.

  • @sigmacademy
    @sigmacademy 6 лет назад +1

    06:53. Cosmic karma. Thank you! LOL

  • @Kitsaplorax
    @Kitsaplorax 6 лет назад +1

    At ~2;30 The boss is telling her to wait until the meeting is over. More or less.

  • @reeferman502
    @reeferman502 4 года назад +2

    10:45 One of These Days(I'm going to tear you into Little Pieces )

  • @tolentarpay5464
    @tolentarpay5464 3 года назад

    Why the hell did they have capes!? For what purpose? They can't even fly!

  • @kudosbudo
    @kudosbudo 5 лет назад +1

    I once played a star wars game and put it on youtube... john williams sound track...

  • @raymxslappedyall1891
    @raymxslappedyall1891 7 месяцев назад

    hahaa ,kids in the hall reference, nice

  • @Nickel_The_Wise
    @Nickel_The_Wise 6 лет назад +9

    well geez, that was kinda loathsome.. can't wait for Turkish Speed Racer, which is probably like Sidehackers only with sports cars and *three* rape scenes!

    • @maxbrandt6
      @maxbrandt6 5 лет назад

      You're probably right about that, Nickel. I can only imagine the wide awake nightmare Turkish 3 Men and a Baby would be like.

  • @KillThemNazis
    @KillThemNazis 2 года назад

    Why the hell does RUclips only suggest videos to from seven years ago!!!!

  • @plnney5379
    @plnney5379 3 года назад +2

    Wolverine just called he wants his hairdo back

  • @christopherross8358
    @christopherross8358 2 года назад +1

    Still better than DC movies 🗯🍑🔭🔥🍆💭🤍👋🐷🐷🐷🦖⚡🤖🦴💥🍿🧃

  • @DrJReefer
    @DrJReefer Год назад

    Also known as Friday night out on cocaine.

  • @randomreviews4278
    @randomreviews4278 3 года назад

    i cant find this movie i want to watch this so bad

  • @TheEyez187
    @TheEyez187 3 года назад

    5:18 - -Turkish Assassins Creed- never mind! :D
    Great minds.......

  • @Monothefox
    @Monothefox 8 лет назад

    Establishing shots? Like in ROTOR?

  • @maxbrandt6
    @maxbrandt6 5 лет назад +2

    More like the 3 Super Stooges!

  • @guineapiglady2841
    @guineapiglady2841 3 года назад +3

    6:32 No, that's Turkish "Jackass"

  • @sigmacademy
    @sigmacademy 6 лет назад

    15:08. I think that toy has some performance issues. ;)

  • @Don-ds3dy
    @Don-ds3dy 5 лет назад +8

    This doesn't seem like the kind of film that would be made in the middle east... 4:41 oh there we go.

  • @christianhelderman1963
    @christianhelderman1963 10 лет назад

    You've seen ultraman review the ultraman powered series if you can find it

  • @MickeyD2012
    @MickeyD2012 6 лет назад

    Ultraman, Ultraman, does whatever ultra can...

  • @theking-nz1ut
    @theking-nz1ut 6 лет назад +6

    Hope there was a turkey version of the hulk. That would be funny?

  • @mauricerobinson3184
    @mauricerobinson3184 4 года назад

    4:43 wtf😂

  • @citationpending8547
    @citationpending8547 4 года назад

    Get in sports car!

  • @apemanproductions9248
    @apemanproductions9248 2 года назад

    Half The footage looks like it’s from the devils men

  • @danthefan28
    @danthefan28 8 лет назад +1

    6:53 well he just went out like a B!#%h.

  • @henrymockingbird9645
    @henrymockingbird9645 5 лет назад

    Did they just music from it a mad mad mad world

  • @miguelvalentine9776
    @miguelvalentine9776 2 года назад

    any one know where I can find the whole movie?

  • @henrymockingbird9645
    @henrymockingbird9645 4 года назад +1

    3:01

  • @manasuars.3341
    @manasuars.3341 5 лет назад +3

    Did anyone else have OCD kick in at the picture being off center?

  • @jerkfudgewater147
    @jerkfudgewater147 4 года назад +1

    Do CLASS OF 1999!!!! Turkish

  • @user-nm1gj4qn6w
    @user-nm1gj4qn6w Год назад

    Посмотреть хотел только ради робота. Но тему с роботом не раскрыли.

  • @LoverBoy-im7xv
    @LoverBoy-im7xv Год назад

    Is this an old review?

  • @therealrockstargamer
    @therealrockstargamer Год назад

    8:05 the movie is so bad. It's killing itself before you even watch it

  • @TheRealNormanBates
    @TheRealNormanBates 6 лет назад +1

    3:45 ahh... if only all foreign movies used blood red subtitles... then my eyes would always bleed when trying to read what the characters were saying.
    11:40 so does the "S" stand for "Spaghetti"?

  • @groveback2745
    @groveback2745 6 лет назад

    please do a review on unknown island please god do it brandon im your best fan please do do it

  • @Don-ds3dy
    @Don-ds3dy 5 лет назад

    Turkish Assasins Creed is a real thing, AC: Revelations

  • @hankw69
    @hankw69 2 года назад +2

    I always thought that 'Turkified' meant 'contains opium'.

  • @dilaramaga7163
    @dilaramaga7163 Год назад

    Abiii çok utanç verici ya -_-

  • @DarkCentury85
    @DarkCentury85 4 года назад +2

    Oh Man..Be thankfull for not understanding Turkish,the dialogue is awfull.

  • @citationpending8547
    @citationpending8547 4 года назад

    Get in sports car

  • @user-nm1gj4qn6w
    @user-nm1gj4qn6w Год назад

    Брэндон тебе надо турецких викингов обозреть.

    • @user-nm1gj4qn6w
      @user-nm1gj4qn6w Год назад

      Я кстати видел турецких викингов. Забавное кинцо. Уржался как там отдавали на сьедение Кракену пленников. Видимо так же как в фильме Эда Вуда у турок сломался насос и Кракен какой то сдувшийся был.

  • @salmansengul
    @salmansengul 9 лет назад

    cilgin kiz = mad or crazy girl üc (3) süper adam = 3 super men. :D

  • @TheEyez187
    @TheEyez187 3 года назад

    Why do I like this channel?
    Does the use (or creation of) of the word 'Turkeyfied' not give you all that you need to know!?! :D

  • @RaphaToInfinity
    @RaphaToInfinity 4 года назад

    Your dad had a weird turkish car?

  • @MasterJediDude
    @MasterJediDude 6 лет назад

    Brandon, a great video of “The 3 Fantastic Supermen” can be found here: ruclips.net/video/oH37EsH4Hc4/видео.html

  • @oobrocks
    @oobrocks 3 года назад

    😆

  • @forrestcrabbe
    @forrestcrabbe 2 года назад

    🤘🍻🤘

  • @PREPFORIT
    @PREPFORIT 4 года назад

    Turkish cinema is funny.

  • @raymondhall8691
    @raymondhall8691 5 лет назад

    This was movie is from 2017 isn't it?

  • @robovinefilms1811
    @robovinefilms1811 2 года назад

    On second thought lets not go to Turkey, it's a silly place.

  • @mastertoytle1983
    @mastertoytle1983 9 лет назад +13

    It's Islamic Turkey. Is anyone really surprised they smack women.

    • @captainjackharkness2136
      @captainjackharkness2136 9 лет назад +6

      And the award for Most Racist RUclips Comment I've Ever Heard goes to....................... The one I'm replying to.

    • @boystantoytle5520
      @boystantoytle5520 9 лет назад +6

      Well he's not wrong.

    • @disparityband
      @disparityband 9 лет назад +3

      +Maureen May Racist ?

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 8 лет назад +3

      +disparityband Racist? Yes, as it's a gratuitous dig at Islam. James Bond was still assaulting women on a casual basis at this time, but I bet the OP wouldn't claim that was due to Christianity.

    • @MrRamazanLale2
      @MrRamazanLale2 6 лет назад

      Someone who never left their home.

  • @elbarto6668
    @elbarto6668 2 года назад

    Is it a P'u'rn Parody?...

  • @spencerthestupidsamurai7326
    @spencerthestupidsamurai7326 6 лет назад

    46th

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 6 лет назад +1

    Makes me wonder how often cheap Italian ripoffs cross over with cheap Turkish ripoffs. Either way, it's gonna be cheesy, cheap and VERY sexist

  • @PURPLE_SHADE_SMOOTHIE
    @PURPLE_SHADE_SMOOTHIE 5 лет назад

    “The rampant mistreatment of wahmen is unfortunate” ~Pew Die Pie

  • @guineapiglady2841
    @guineapiglady2841 3 года назад

    Bad movie.

  • @qq-hk3so
    @qq-hk3so 8 лет назад +1

    this is the worst tirkish film you review

  • @violentboy3095
    @violentboy3095 2 года назад

    I wish the title of the movie was? Threesome and the mad girl? Or fourplay and the mad girl?

    • @Cumdaemon
      @Cumdaemon 2 года назад

      I wouldn't have expected that comment from that pfp, at all....

  • @henrymockingbird9645
    @henrymockingbird9645 3 месяца назад

    7:34