If the PS5 Conference Was Honest

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

Комментарии • 227

  • @mattismatt1502
    @mattismatt1502 4 года назад +241

    Thank you Sam. I’ve always got so tired of company’s showing us stuff like games, controllers, and the console. Love the logo by the way.

    • @SAMTIME
      @SAMTIME  4 года назад +41

      Yeah, I came for the logo, but the graphs really blew me away this time.

    • @flamenskall2016
      @flamenskall2016 4 года назад +1

      I just love the atmosphere of this channel

    • @the5zero
      @the5zero 4 года назад +4

      I just love how the presenter speaks so quiet he can't hear himself

  • @crazydummiexd3533
    @crazydummiexd3533 4 года назад +140

    If it was honest, it wouldn’t have made any money.

    • @InventorZahran
      @InventorZahran 4 года назад +3

      Your comment has 69 likes, and I refuse to disrupt that numerical perfection!

    • @crazydummiexd3533
      @crazydummiexd3533 4 года назад +3

      @@InventorZahran Well somebody did it anyway lol ;)

  • @Pixiesfairiedust
    @Pixiesfairiedust 4 года назад +120

    It’s good that I never sleep, it’s currently 3:24 am.

  • @adishor22
    @adishor22 4 года назад +62

    That presenter should have his own RUclips channel, called "The Joy of PowerPointing".

    • @mrwn6284
      @mrwn6284 4 года назад +1

      adishor22 I dead ass searched for it as if it he actually did have 💀

  • @worldtech8345
    @worldtech8345 4 года назад +21

    THE RAY TRACING KILLED ME HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA LOVE YOU SAM 🤣🤣🤣

  • @eekeek433
    @eekeek433 4 года назад +17

    Sam, Your comedic effect and Comic Timing is spot on. I enjoy your content and comedy sketches a lot :) Thank you for the laughter buddy, Bonza Mate :)

  • @sol1207
    @sol1207 4 года назад +40

    If I want to sleep I’ll listen to the original

  • @itwasalladream7134
    @itwasalladream7134 4 года назад +41

    1 dislike from Sony

    • @ShinichiKudoQatnip
      @ShinichiKudoQatnip 4 года назад +2

      Sony hired 4 more people for doing the same 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @pieceoftrash184
      @pieceoftrash184 4 года назад

      @@arianugroho They made 2 more accounts

    • @BeatBall
      @BeatBall 4 года назад +1

      shit mates its 7 now

    • @itwasalladream7134
      @itwasalladream7134 4 года назад

      So that's just above 1 dislike per hour. That sony employee must press dislike, watch the PS5 press conference, fall asleep. Wake up, then create another account and repeat 45mins later

    • @worawatsr9803
      @worawatsr9803 4 года назад

      1 like from Microsoft.

  • @TechDude3000
    @TechDude3000 4 года назад +76

    Nobody:
    Sam: Let's move on my big brown package

  • @charlesbarkson
    @charlesbarkson 4 года назад +2

    2:04 I have been waiting for someone to make that joke so ty lol

  • @muhammadsmith5792
    @muhammadsmith5792 4 года назад +49

    The closest thing we'll get to Sam doing ASMR, or is it ASSAMR?

    • @derpymemesofficial
      @derpymemesofficial 4 года назад +1

      Muhammad Smith Ass? Sam? What you saying buddy

    • @muhammadsmith5792
      @muhammadsmith5792 4 года назад +1

      @wancc stain You have 6 subs

    • @ordinaryguy6654
      @ordinaryguy6654 4 года назад

      Muhammad Smith Are you seriously using sub count as a comeback?

    • @muhammadsmith5792
      @muhammadsmith5792 4 года назад

      @@ordinaryguy6654 Are you seriously using that as a user name?

    • @ordinaryguy6654
      @ordinaryguy6654 4 года назад

      Muhammad Smith Completely irrelevant but ok

  • @FrotLopOfficial
    @FrotLopOfficial 3 года назад

    What the hell, how am I only now discovering you? You are fucking brilliant lol

  • @Free_Krazy
    @Free_Krazy 4 года назад

    Sam, i kept thinking to myself seeing recent videos, You really hit the hammer on the head with this one.
    Then i realized your hitting the head of a nail into the skull of the industry, and every time i say "Bravo!" you just go get a bigger nail and a bigger hammer and repeat the repetition!!!

  • @user-nj2pg3dp3d
    @user-nj2pg3dp3d 4 года назад

    Glad your still loading new content, it helps us to feel a little more normal in an abnormal time. Thank you.

  • @jamiehaenraets1143
    @jamiehaenraets1143 4 года назад +1

    This is actually brilliant. The way you change your voice is amazing

  • @sunpi
    @sunpi 4 года назад +11

    This should have been it instead

  • @ashishyeruva4110
    @ashishyeruva4110 4 года назад

    That applause sounded like someone in my room clapped

  • @sovietcomrade6949
    @sovietcomrade6949 4 года назад +4

    Samtime back again!

  • @nanoloopbandit
    @nanoloopbandit 4 года назад

    1:41 you’re hilarious for this🤣🤣

  • @VannessTVofficial
    @VannessTVofficial 4 года назад +1

    Love the voice tone sam xD

  • @edwardcarmack2183
    @edwardcarmack2183 4 года назад +2

    "...who wants to see the logo again?" - hahahaha 😅

  • @Joshua-Beaman
    @Joshua-Beaman 4 года назад +14

    I swear to god everytime I watch one of Sam's videos they get funnier

  • @adishor22
    @adishor22 4 года назад +7

    But will the PS5 come with that baking paper used for Rey tracing?

    • @Luna-fp5nk
      @Luna-fp5nk 4 года назад +1

      Good question. Let’s hope that it does. Otherwise Rey will be "rendered useless".

    • @silvy7394
      @silvy7394 4 года назад +1

      $1.99 per sheet.

  • @darkdusty1937
    @darkdusty1937 4 года назад

    Nice video as always

  • @MalikKlinker
    @MalikKlinker 4 года назад +2

    I know its a joke but presentation was made for GDC, what’s that: GAME DEVELOPER CONFERENCE. Its meant for GAME DEVELOPERS.

    • @jordanwhite352
      @jordanwhite352 4 года назад

      I've been to GDC twice. Three things:
      1) Now you understand why these are not livestreamed.
      2) Most GDC talks are not this dry, see, Mick Gordon on Doom's Soundtrack
      3) Go back and look at the OG PS4 reveal with Cerny before E3. It's like night and fucking day.

    • @MrFortay
      @MrFortay 4 года назад +1

      So why not just send it out to Devs rather than inviting the whole community to come and view, considering how well MS has been doing with their messaging you would of thought they would of added at least a little sizzle to the first public video they put out, stop being a fan boy and expect more from Sony.

  • @mubeensgh
    @mubeensgh 4 года назад

    This discount Michael McIntyre is quite funny! Subscribed!

  • @donfede75
    @donfede75 4 года назад

    Brilliant and hilarious 😂 as always... Sam

  • @valkprince
    @valkprince 4 года назад

    Spot on!!

  • @divyanshuranjan2637
    @divyanshuranjan2637 4 года назад +2

    Hmm, VAIO laptop
    Good attention to detail.

  • @TheTechGiantYouTube
    @TheTechGiantYouTube 4 года назад

    He has got that Sony guys voice spot on LOL

  • @markusTegelane
    @markusTegelane 4 года назад +1

    Lol, spot on, even the ASMR voice is here lol

  • @cpthetechie6705
    @cpthetechie6705 4 года назад +3

    That 1 dislike is from Sony them selves

  • @yotoffotographer
    @yotoffotographer Год назад

    Brilliantly conceived, intelligent and dastardly funny!

  • @sonethaya4216
    @sonethaya4216 4 года назад +4

    Is that Garth from Wayne's World?

  • @Speedosoundsonic
    @Speedosoundsonic 4 года назад

    Sam you're a frigging genius m8. I laughed so hard at this xD

  • @sovietcomrade6949
    @sovietcomrade6949 4 года назад +1

    Felt like forever

  • @ComedyCole
    @ComedyCole 4 года назад +1

    It's 2:30am in Chicago time zone

  • @jakem8875
    @jakem8875 4 года назад

    Now that’s a good triangle

  • @danielcabral2693
    @danielcabral2693 4 года назад

    Love your video

  • @klaneos666
    @klaneos666 4 года назад

    Another quality laugh video.

  • @letspass3465
    @letspass3465 4 года назад +4

    The dislikes are from people who rather watch the original version.😂😂

  • @ashtonkee5868
    @ashtonkee5868 4 года назад +1

    LOL 😂 ram n package, etc ....

  • @brickspace8617
    @brickspace8617 4 года назад +4

    What's going on with COVID-19 in Australia Sam?

    • @SAMTIME
      @SAMTIME  4 года назад +8

      Seems like they're passing new lock-down rules each day. Hasn't really affected my hermit lifestyle so far though.

    • @muhammadsmith5792
      @muhammadsmith5792 4 года назад +2

      The Coronavirus isn't what they say it is. Covid in Hebrew translates to Kobe. Corona in Latin translates to Crown and not only did Kobe Bryant have a crown tattoo, he was buried in Corona Del Mar. The kingdom in Disney's Tangled is Corona. The 1981 book "The eyes of Darkness" predicted a virus outbreak that started in Wuhan by a guy named Li Chen. The Corona virus broke out in Wuhan by a guy named Li. Bill Gates talked about a theortical Coronavirus breaking out just before all of this happened at Event201.
      Using Pythagorean Numerology, a number system the world leaders use, Covid19 translates to 36 or three sixes or 666. Corona translates to 30. In Roman numerology 30 translates to XXX. In Pythagorean, XXX translates to 666. We're also being advised to keep 6 feet away from each other. Lockdown translates to 33 which is a big occultic number. Drumpf (Trump's birth name), Clinton, Bill Gates, Kanye West, Coachella, Newsweek are only a few names that equal 33.
      By being in a lockdown, preventing a Coronavirus by the name of Covid19 we are being in a 33 preventing a 666 virus by the name of 666. The government is already moving to a cashless society where we will need a RFID chip in our right hand to buy and sell. The Bible says in the last days they'll take the number of the beast in their right hand and won't be able to buy or sell without it. They're also talking about mandatory vaccinations and marking the people who have taken the shot. Research Event201. Research Agenda21. THEY ARE NOT FOR YOU. DO NOT TAKE THE SHOT. DO NOT TAKE THE MARK

    • @brickspace8617
      @brickspace8617 4 года назад

      @Franticplays427 yes Sam does live in Australia

    • @brickspace8617
      @brickspace8617 4 года назад

      @@muhammadsmith5792 world record length comment

  • @ManofOneGod
    @ManofOneGod 4 года назад +1

    You forgot "here is a ps5 logo that looks identical to the one we had for 2 generations"

  • @lukasmurmann625
    @lukasmurmann625 4 года назад +1

    I really hope he sees this

  • @itsmuhammad2305
    @itsmuhammad2305 4 года назад +1

    It was a conference for developers but you are so good at mocking it😂
    Awesome job.

  • @ibrahimnabhan2592
    @ibrahimnabhan2592 4 года назад +13

    This video is filled with adult jokes 😂

    • @JustA.Person
      @JustA.Person 4 года назад +1

      Thanks for pointing that out

  • @bridgetdavis9752
    @bridgetdavis9752 4 года назад +2

    Self Driving Female Cars sounds like a great setup for a video series.

  • @dangerousatomizer6162
    @dangerousatomizer6162 4 года назад +1

    1:43

  • @Bytrl
    @Bytrl 4 года назад

    If they'd have been this honest, I would consider buying one. A quieter netflix machine would be a welcome addition.

  • @hoshiaoi5955
    @hoshiaoi5955 4 года назад +1

    This short video felt longer than sony's presentation tbh. Damn RUclips recomendations.

  • @legendarykingr6239
    @legendarykingr6239 4 года назад

    It was conference for developers.

  • @Cuwubiq
    @Cuwubiq 4 года назад

    The Ray tracing made my day

  • @SproutyPottedPlant
    @SproutyPottedPlant 4 года назад +5

    No one:
    Nobody:
    Annoying RUclips commenters:
    No one:
    Nobody:
    Annoying RUclips commenters:
    No one:
    Nobody:
    Annoying RUclips commenters:
    No one:
    Nobody:
    Annoying RUclips commenters:

    • @BurntCrepe
      @BurntCrepe 4 года назад

      stop please

    • @mxe4151
      @mxe4151 4 года назад

      9 year old PlayStation fanatics when they see something they don’t like:

  • @iamarchibald
    @iamarchibald 4 года назад +1

    I hope it doesn't look like that block of cheese with a slice taken out of it

    • @SAMTIME
      @SAMTIME  4 года назад +1

      Maybe the "5" in the "PS5" logo is actually an "S" for the "PlayStation Swisscheese"

  • @worawatsr9803
    @worawatsr9803 4 года назад

    Not a single thing was shown in the PS5 reveal lolllol

  • @CeleryBruh
    @CeleryBruh 4 года назад

    Shou,d I sleep? No.

  • @mistahstyle
    @mistahstyle 4 года назад +1

    Come On Sam you didn't even mention the 3d audio that will project via 3d audio, developed by 3d audio with other side features such as 3d audio and 3d audio, also by 3d audio.

    • @jordanwhite352
      @jordanwhite352 4 года назад

      That will work by sending video of our ear holes to Cerny.

  • @THENahid
    @THENahid 4 года назад +2

    Wasn't it a developer conference

  • @mikehocklebycumming1391
    @mikehocklebycumming1391 4 года назад

    My RAM is so fast it takes me less than a few seconds to upload my latest release.
    Dahahahahahaheeeeeeeeee

    • @chuchuokeke
      @chuchuokeke 4 года назад

      Lol wait did he say that?

  • @mikasajoestar7256
    @mikasajoestar7256 4 года назад +22

    No one:
    Every comment if a video gets published under an hour: FIRST
    (I swear to god I saw like 50 comments saying first.)

    • @bryantownsend2619
      @bryantownsend2619 4 года назад

      I counted 10

    • @antoine1597
      @antoine1597 4 года назад

      Last.

    • @hhhage
      @hhhage 4 года назад

      and you’re not any better by adding this useless no one shit at the start of your comment

  • @jayt19
    @jayt19 4 года назад +1

    The PS5 likes to RAM more

  • @haruhisuzumiya6650
    @haruhisuzumiya6650 4 года назад

    The prodigal son has returned

  • @Copper29
    @Copper29 4 года назад +1

    I was just on chat with Apple support because my iPad is slow. They were going to charge me $319aud to get it fixed.

    • @ineedaname334
      @ineedaname334 4 года назад

      Jeez, you could buy a new ipad with that kind of money

    • @Copper29
      @Copper29 4 года назад +1

      I needa Name that’s exactly what I said to them lol

    • @ineedaname334
      @ineedaname334 4 года назад

      xD

    • @Copper29
      @Copper29 4 года назад

      I needa Name luckily because it was on just chat they didn’t hear me saying it in a passive-aggressive way

    • @ineedaname334
      @ineedaname334 4 года назад +1

      Oh good
      Bc they would've blamed it on u and they would've got even more pissed even tho ur the customer who bought a ipad that THEY probably slowed down

  • @dwaynelangerher3287
    @dwaynelangerher3287 4 года назад

    when did Sony hire the church lady (Dana Carvey) to hock ps5's?

  • @Gessle3
    @Gessle3 4 года назад

    wow good acting! got real Vietnam… Errr… whatever that presentation was about now again, flashbacks. 0,-

  • @rhemajumbo-nze154
    @rhemajumbo-nze154 4 года назад

    It was for developers not consumers

  • @g_a012
    @g_a012 4 года назад

    15 dislikes from Playstation Crew

  • @charles.3187
    @charles.3187 4 года назад

    The PlayStation 5 looks like a f****** console from the '80s

  • @shreyashmore31
    @shreyashmore31 4 года назад

    Why is he talking like a robot?🤣

  • @sabyasachidas4680
    @sabyasachidas4680 4 года назад

    Sony really need to invest in better marketing team

  • @SecondaryProtocol1
    @SecondaryProtocol1 4 года назад

    🤣.. but in all honesty.. the road to PS4 was very similar- it was meant for developers- but they should've never invited the public to participate.. it just gave them false hope

  • @ridgefrost
    @ridgefrost 4 года назад +1

    For a company that's really competing with another for the top spot, its choices are rather....
    *Peculiar*

  • @BoopBobBeep
    @BoopBobBeep 4 года назад

    Sam Time ASMR.

  • @Bucketofpancakes
    @Bucketofpancakes 4 года назад

    He sounds like Jerryrigeverything

  • @LegendaryRc
    @LegendaryRc 4 года назад

    nice man

  • @ranumbakoh7292
    @ranumbakoh7292 4 года назад +1

    Ray Tracing 😂

  • @TheEllarby
    @TheEllarby 4 года назад +1

    crazy,, why did play station even bother.

    • @ambercarbuncle1440p
      @ambercarbuncle1440p 4 года назад +1

      It seems like it was targeted for developer use

    • @ArmandoHernandez-ch4ul
      @ArmandoHernandez-ch4ul 4 года назад +1

      Phillip Ellarby its a developer confidence that was opened up to the public
      Ironically enough it seems like Sony would have gotten less shade if they just waited for the actual reveal presentation to show the general public

    • @ArmandoHernandez-ch4ul
      @ArmandoHernandez-ch4ul 4 года назад

      @Megatron EX1127 yeah I really don't understand the people complaining about this since it's not even meant for them...

    • @ArmandoHernandez-ch4ul
      @ArmandoHernandez-ch4ul 4 года назад

      @Megatron EX1127 like if the developers don't know what hardware and software they're working with what the hell games do you expect to play?

    • @TheEllarby
      @TheEllarby 4 года назад

      Megatron EX1127 na, I don’t care enough to look it up. Thanks though

  • @cesruhf2605
    @cesruhf2605 4 года назад

    You should read me a bedtime story

  • @bcgibson22
    @bcgibson22 4 года назад

    The best thing about the presentation is this spawn

  • @danielzimmerman4501
    @danielzimmerman4501 4 года назад

    I'm gonna get it

  • @RedDeadPandaGaming
    @RedDeadPandaGaming 4 года назад

    That is harilous

  • @nastynikos5666
    @nastynikos5666 4 года назад

    You dissapoint me........
    Using dat fujitsu computer instead of a sony one

  • @bridgetdavis9752
    @bridgetdavis9752 4 года назад +2

    I'm watching this from my Anti-covid chamber. 👍

  • @towerman442
    @towerman442 4 года назад

    This is so true

  • @nikolasstreda9935
    @nikolasstreda9935 4 года назад

    i want him to speak like this normally

  • @smelliecheez886
    @smelliecheez886 4 года назад

    I know this video is a joke but this was meant for gdc (game developers conference) that was canceled because of corona so it wasn’t meant to be entertaining

  • @detectivesakaido5193
    @detectivesakaido5193 4 года назад +1

    Please say +++++++++++
    in p40 video.

  • @EmmanuelA1
    @EmmanuelA1 4 года назад

    Ponys probably hate to hear this truth lol

  • @swelm2793
    @swelm2793 4 года назад

    Just got the notification :/

  • @DarkwearGT
    @DarkwearGT 4 года назад

    Only say possible specs

  • @Boxman-GG
    @Boxman-GG 4 года назад

    Ps is trolling us

  • @sgtsuper1
    @sgtsuper1 4 года назад

    lololololol

  • @sebastianperezrodriguez4391
    @sebastianperezrodriguez4391 4 года назад

    Early Mr Apple to your conference

  • @vianniblaze
    @vianniblaze 4 года назад

    I actually liked it though

  • @cesruhf2605
    @cesruhf2605 4 года назад +1

    I'm going to buy the new xbox

    • @cactusman1771
      @cactusman1771 4 года назад

      I'm going to upgrade my PC.

    • @cesruhf2605
      @cesruhf2605 4 года назад

      @@cactusman1771 you do you man 👍

  • @bensneller5797
    @bensneller5797 4 года назад +1

    Ray tracing 😂

  • @ShinichiKudoQatnip
    @ShinichiKudoQatnip 4 года назад

    Wow, my comment made it to the stage 🤓

  • @enzomelly6124
    @enzomelly6124 4 года назад +10

    The thing is everyone will still buy the console tho

    • @flamenskall2016
      @flamenskall2016 4 года назад +3

      I refuse to buy it if its not compatible with Atleast ps2 discs
      But why would they just bring back ps2?
      Ive bee waiting far too long for the ultimate PlayStation

    • @ilhandaanish2381
      @ilhandaanish2381 4 года назад

      flamenskall !-0 honestly they should have been able to do ps1 and ps2 discs. It’s just the fucking ps3 discs that have a vastly different programming that make it so hard to bring to newer consoles. They probably decided we can only do two it’ll be awkward if we don’t do the third one so let’s not give em any. Blame the fucking ps3

    • @flamenskall2016
      @flamenskall2016 4 года назад

      @@ilhandaanish2381
      But sony built the ps3 architecture
      Why would it be so hard for sony to rebuild it

    • @mysticstylez4627
      @mysticstylez4627 4 года назад

      flamenskall !-0 because they don‘t give a fuck about their fans

    • @flamenskall2016
      @flamenskall2016 4 года назад

      @@mysticstylez4627
      Name me one company as big as sony or bigger that does.
      When ANY company gets as big and makes as much as they do, all they start to care about is whats the most profitable

  • @michaelmayers3622
    @michaelmayers3622 4 года назад

    Sony auto win better exclusives than micrisoft. If the hard drive is faster to shitttt.